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Headlines matching 'WASH'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(HitFix) Cool Denzel Washington headed for more action in '2 Guns' opposite Mark Wahlberg. Chances of a He Got Game sequel featuring the Funky Bunch remain remote  (hitfix.com) (41)


Tue February 07, 2012
(My Fox DC) Strange Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to climb a bronze statue of George Washington riding a horse and sit in the saddle for 45 minutes before the cops get him down  (myfoxdc.com) (12)
(My Fox DC) Asinine Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl  (myfoxdc.com) (61)


Mon February 06, 2012
(News.com.au) Asinine Pop quiz. A woman and baby are being washed away by a flood. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? c) pull out your smart phone and shoot the video  (news.com.au) (185)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing New scratch-and-sniff jeans can be worn for months without washing. What's new about that, you ask? These jeans smell like raspberries, not basement damp and Cheetos dust like yours  (mirror.co.uk) (25)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Think Progress) Stupid Constitutional "Scholars" in Washington state proposed a bill that would forbid the state government from using any legal tender other than gold and silver coins. At last, those commemorative 9/11 coins will finally be worth something  (thinkprogress.org) (113)
(Washington Post) Silly Washington, D.C. desperately needs a groundhog. No prairie dogs need apply  (washingtonpost.com) (17)
(WXYZ Detroit) PSA The latest home product that can kill you? Your dishwasher  (wxyz.com) (33)


Mon January 30, 2012
(News.com.au) Dumbass Woman's rape claim suddenly loses credibility when police notice all her bruises wash off  (news.com.au) (185)
(Yahoo) Hero Matt Cassel saves family from house fire. Also saves: cat, player piano, washer, dryer, grandfather clock, couch, vanity, dining set  (sports.yahoo.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Weird Another foot washes ashore on Vancouver beach, is immediately offered roster spot with Baltimore Ravens  (huffingtonpost.ca) (53)


Sun January 29, 2012
(io9) Scary George Washington may have been America's first president, but was he nearly America's first zombie-in-chief?  (io9.com) (44)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Santorum: Obama wants all kids to go to school so they can be "brainwashed"  (dailykos.com) (175)


Thu January 26, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious Obvious For the 75th year in a row, the Chamber of Commerce train leaves New Jersey for its yearly 'Walk to Washington' event. Otherwise known as the schmooooooooooooooze train  (nj.com) (10)
(SeattlePI) Sick Feds believe Washington pharmacies gave used drugs to nursing homes. Man, I hope they at least cleaned the suppositories first  (seattlepi.com) (17)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Salon) Interesting How the Right brainwashes its followers to believe outright falsehoods about the government. A long, but interesting read  (salon.com) (220)
(ESPN) Interesting New Houston Astros owner may consider changing the team's name. Subby proposes Houston Lastros, Houston Disastros, and Washington Generals  (espn.go.com) (110)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Interesting Q: A cow's head, lots of truck tires, fresh fruit & very rarely, human remains. A: Things that wash up on Fort Lauderdale beaches  (sun-sentinel.com) (22)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Caption Caption Mitt and his washing machine  (a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net) (13)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Washington Post) Spiffy Billionaire gives $7.5 million to help Washington recover from earthquake damage, crack problem  (washingtonpost.com) (37)


Thu January 19, 2012
(New Scientist) Interesting Schizophrenia could be a profound form of jetlag in which the turnip's central heating clockwasher runs counter culture to individually wrapped Twinkies creamy centers  (newscientist.com) (62)
(FilmDrunk) Interesting Republicans love Johnny Depp, Democrats love Denzel Washington, and Independents love that guy from "Gymkata"  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (35)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ESPN) Amusing Washington hires the entire country of Canada to run its offense  (espn.go.com) (18)


Sat January 14, 2012
(chicago tribune) Stupid Fast food addicts in Washington D.C. get a whopper of a surprise   (articles.chicagotribune.com) (48)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Fark) Advice Is there a way to unstretch pantyhose by washing them or something? I don't want my wife yelling at me again  (fark.com) (612)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Canuck) Amusing Canadian government to replace mouthwash with vodka. Their best idea since EVER  (z1043.com) (81)
(Some Bearded Guy) Silly La Grange man trapped in car wash for 36 hours, HAW HAW HAW  (kinston.com) (53)


Wed January 11, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing Washington State Supreme Court to rule on landmark case "Emotionally Distressed Cop vs. Burger King Employee Who Spit In His Whopper"  (seattlepi.com) (78)
(The Hill) Spiffy Mr. & Mrs. Smith go to Washington   (washingtonscene.thehill.com) (29)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Gay marriage bills are so passé, gay divorce bills are the new cause célèbre for Washington DC  (washington.cbslocal.com) (126)


Mon January 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting J Lo open to returning for In Living Color specials. In other news the token white chick whose name you don't remember would be thrilled to return for the specials, assuming she can get time off from the car wash  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (50)


Fri January 06, 2012
(My Fox DC) Asinine Let's go over the minutes from the last meeting - the mayor, the city council president, and the city councilman are being investigated by the feds. Okay, next order of business - more rights for the city of Washington DC  (myfoxdc.com) (32)
(Some Beachcomber) Florida Today's weird crap washing up on the beach brought to you by pig carcasses in Bradenton  (bradenton.wtsp.com) (8)


Thu January 05, 2012
(The Atlantic) Sick Only 1 in 3 doctors knows to wash their hands after coming into contact with the barf/fluids of the patient they saw just before they see you. Don't worry though, last year only 100,000 people croaked as a result  (theatlantic.com) (49)
(Yahoo) Strange Jack Abramoff is speaking out against corruption in Washington and wants to work with the Occupy Wall Street movement. Read that sentence again, slowly. Enjoy your aneurysm  (news.yahoo.com) (60)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Huffington Post) Fail George Washington: Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere. Newt Gingrich: I think George Washington would have rather strongly discouraged you from growing marijuana  (huffingtonpost.com) (79)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Discover) Cool Suffering from heavenly body odor? Maybe tonight's meteor shower can wash that away  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (37)
(Washington Post) Interesting Congress wins Washington Post's praise by doing nothing, which let electric vehicle tax credit, subsidies for ethanol expire  (washingtonpost.com) (194)
(Washington Post) Scary American cities require billions in infrastructure investment to avoid becoming awash in raw sewage and santorum  (washingtonpost.com) (287)


Mon January 02, 2012
(News.com.au) Strange Australian researcher gets test subjects to wear the same pair of jeans for three months straight without washing, a phenomenon we in the U.S. call "college"  (news.com.au) (67)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting This New Year's Eve, the Washington Post asks: Who should really be blamed for inflicting Auld Lang Syne upon us?  (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Washington likes to dump its bad news late on Friday...but for the -really- bad news they wait until late on Friday right before Christmas: "And a $4.2 trillion deficit is something that Americans need to know about"  (washingtonpost.com) (94)
(KIRO) Interesting Washington DOT measures how fast drivers go over bridge, but won't tell anybody except in response to a subpoena or over Twitter  (kirotv.com) (52)


Thu December 29, 2011
(CNN) Scary Japanese earthquake and tsunami spawned not only Godzilla and Mothra, but also a debris field the size of California that's starting to wash up on the West Coast  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (114)
(The New York Times) Obvious President refuses to glad-hand and schmooze Washington insiders, clearly he's aloof and perfunctory. President loves to glad-hand and schmooze Washington insiders, clearly he's corrupt and pandering  (nytimes.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Weird Neat freak fulfills his dream of opening $6M 'Museum of Clean' (complete with interactive exhibits on window washing and bed making)  (dailymail.co.uk) (31)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Body found in Port Townshend, Washington leaves police asking "Who Are You?"  (seattlepi.com) (35)


Wed December 28, 2011
(CNN) Interesting From frontal assaults to Washington, to full-blown kamikaze strikes to all of the GOP, Candidates turn negative in multimillion dollar Iowa television ad bombardment  (cnn.com) (37)
(Daily Mail) Weird Woman washes socks, finds Jesus (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)
(Some Guy) Stupid Could Geico really save you hundreds on your car insurance? Do they owe $7.5 Million to customers in Washington for overcharging?  (kpbj.com) (35)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Victoria Jackson leaves a six hour FBI meeting for washed up comedians with hours and hours of terrifying material from old Monty Python skits  (huffingtonpost.com) (166)
(The Atlantic) Stupid Someone wrote something in the Washington Post. George W. Bush said something 6 years ago. Coincidence? It also turns out this phone number spells out "Mad dag 911G" I'm telling you, we're on to something  (theatlantic.com) (29)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Mental Floss) Cool Brew up some eggnog fit for George Washington. Don't call it a comeback, the drink's been here for years  (mentalfloss.com) (31)


Sat December 24, 2011
(CBS News) Followup Newt Gingrich declares war on Virginia. Much like our Lord Jesus who fought alongside General Washington to defeat the Decepticons for control of the New World  (cbsnews.com) (243)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida The only white Christmas in Florida comes from bales of cocaine washing ashore  (sun-sentinel.com) (34)
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting If a pigeon is flying eastbound over your driveway at 6 mph, and you just finished washing your car 11 minutes ago, how is it able to precisely calculate exactly when to crap all over it?  (mnn.com) (12)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Toronto Star) Strange "At one workplace, the employer had attached a large sex toy to the unisex washroom key so it wouldn't be misplaced. When a female employee complained, her boss refused to get rid of the key-chain. She no longer works there"  (thestar.com) (112)


Tue December 06, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Hero Since no one in Washington seems interested in building a case against the corruption on Wall Street, 60 Minutes is all like "Step aside biatches, we got this"  (iheartchaos.com) (270)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Short List) Stupid Headline: The Muppets are brainwashing communists. Small print: says Fox News  (shortlist.com) (165)
(LA Times) Interesting Can infections trigger OCD and other mental illnesses? I'd tell you, but I have to wash my hands 10 times and make sure all the doors are locked, or my cat will explode  (latimes.com) (49)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Washington Post) Spiffy Washington Post writes an article about Reddit ... and still mentions FARK (6th paragraph)  (washingtonpost.com) (0)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Wonkette) Dumbass Obama accidentally refers to UK embassy as "English," which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama will be chased out of Washington by Braveheart extras  (wonkette.com) (332)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely You know in the cartoons when an animal makes a perfect silouette running through a door? Yeah. Not so much in real life. So here's a deer running through a car wash. Your argument is invalid  (ulocal.wmur.com) (19)
(BBC) Strange British coastguard alert ships in Bristol Channel to avoid a two-door compact car last seen bobbing up and down off the pier at Mumbles. Alert cancelled this morning when car discovered washed up on beach at nearby Raised-Eyebrows-on-Sea  (bbc.co.uk) (31)


Mon November 28, 2011
(TSN) Obvious Washington Capitals fire Bruce Boudreau. Will be replaced by Dale Hunter. Pierre Turgeon watches his back  (tsn.ca) (79)
(My Fox DC) Sad Always remember, when washing your kid's clothes - first take your kid out of them  (myfoxdc.com) (83)
(ESPN) Cool Hey Ohio State, looking to hire a washed-up former UF coach for your team? Well congratulations, you just hit the jackpot  (espn.go.com) (33)


Sat November 26, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Can Alabama Usually Beat Us Red Necks again? Luck or the Irish? Will PSU bugger the Badgers? UCLA @ USC, OK? Virginny's at war, Oregon and Washington are like, divided, and WTF's an Egg Bowl? CFB Rivalry Week - Clean, Old Fashioned Hate  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Washington Post) Spiffy Washington Post thanks FARK for letting them know of Corbin Bernsen's fondness for snowglobes (5th section)  (washingtonpost.com) (0)
(Canada.com) Weird Father says daughter is only accusing him of sexual assault because she's been brainwashed by her triple-murderer husband. Either way, Thanksgiving is going to be awkward  (canada.com) (44)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Washington Post) Cool The Washington Redskins' ineptitude on the field also extends to the broadcast booth  (washingtonpost.com) (34)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Glenn Beck says Rick Santorum is the next George Washington. Sorry if you were drinking something when you read that. Subby will get you a new keyboard  (huffingtonpost.com) (109)
(CBS News) Interesting Two Senators (R&D) introduce "STOCK Act" to stop "insider trading" in Congress. Subby will ride his unicorn straight through Washington D.C. if this passes  (cbsnews.com) (75)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Metro) Cool Can you create an arcade game out of a washing machine? SURE YOU CAN  (metro.co.uk) (16)


Thu November 10, 2011
(MSNBC) Weird Another foot washes up on Canadian coast, bringing total to nearly three metres  (msnbc.msn.com) (61)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary Another child takes the washing machine out for a spin. It's a never ending cycle  (huffingtonpost.com) (42)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Some Puzzled Guy) Strange "Very powerful" unknown force crushes a whole block full of cars in Washington DC. Nobody heard anything and the police don't know anything about it  (wusa9.com) (243)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious Tea Party freshmen are worried that Super Committee won't do what they want. Welcome to Washington, kids  (washingtonpost.com) (57)


Tue November 01, 2011
(DCist) Fail Washington DC bans sales of single beers, leading to the completely unforseeable result that companies attach two cans together  (dcist.com) (60)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Unwashed hippy masses of OWS getting a dosage of reality as Atlas Shrugs against them  (realclearmarkets.com) (119)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Denver Post) Interesting You can be part of the 1% that gets to ski down the Aspen slopes before the rest of the unwashed masses for only $25,000  (denverpost.com) (86)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Could I BE any more washed up looking?  (dailymail.co.uk) (80)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Lego man) Florida Another day, another giant Lego man washes up on the beach  (wtsp.com) (50)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Washington politicians dueling via Twitter hashtags. Your government at work  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)


Sat October 22, 2011
(seattle times) Sad Washington State Senator Scott White of Seattle dies at age 41  (today.seattletimes.com) (55)


Fri October 21, 2011
(WLBZ.com) Followup Maine man charged with stealing a purple monkey. Police have still not located the dishwasher  (wlbz2.com) (32)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Major League Baseball) Cool Washington's Gut vs. LaRussa's Brain, Lewis vs. Garcia, Shiner vs. Budweiser. Game 2 of the World Series, 8:05 ET (Fox)  (mlb.mlb.com) (597)

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