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headlines found matching 'Valentine'
Sun April 21, 2019
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Students today will never know the simple joy of clapping chalkboard erasers, making ashtrays, or getting hit with a ball during dodgeball
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Mon April 15, 2019
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The first' 3-D print of a heart with human tissue, vessels has been unveiled. Next Valentine"s Day is going to be interesting
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Tue April 02, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reboot idea: Louis Winthorpe and Billy Ray Valentine are going at the Dukes in frozen concentrated bitcoin
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Thu March 14, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
March 14 is White Day in japan, where you have to buy gifts for those who gifted you on Valentines Day. Yay Commercialism
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Sun February 17, 2019
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The pathetic state of Valentine's Day candy
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Did you have a nice Valentine's Day? Great, now here are the probabilities you will break up with your partner within 1, 2, and 5 years
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Sat February 16, 2019
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
You know the Outback Steakhouse slogan "No rules. Just right"? Well, they need a rule for "No scamming on Valentine's Day"
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
'Animals are family too': Three cats rescued from smoke-filled home, reunited with owners just in time for Caturday, Valentine's Day edition
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Fri February 15, 2019
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Hope you weren't looking for a ring - and other NFL Valentines. As usual, a day late, and none of these will help anyone get any action
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
White Castle celebrates Valentines Day with table reservations and hostess seating. The idea was created by one smart fellow
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Wife asked for tulips for Valentine's Day. Husband was only two letters off
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man pays Valentine's visit to woman who donated her son's heart and man is it dusty in here
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Disney prove themselves to be heartless bastards with one simple Valentine's Day tweet
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Thu February 14, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently Kanye West hates Kim Kardashian, he got her Kenny G for Valentine's Day
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(Romania-Insider)
 
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Just in time for Valentine's Day, here are 14 Romanian love song videos
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Post your favorite Valentine's Day song
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(Interesly)
 
 
 
Happy Valentine's Day: I hate you - when people sent Vinegar Valentines
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cheerful Valentine's Day headline: "Happy Valentine's Day Online Dating Scams Cost Americans $143 Million"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
I ♥ hockey. Come for the Valentine's Day advice, stick around to light a candle for the Flames @7PM ET, see if Flower blooms against the Leafs later.. Mon dieu, Pierre, met ton pantalon
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like getting your dentures knocked out by a TV remote
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman distributes hundreds of Valentines to domestic violence survivors in her community because not all heroes wear capes
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Twelve Valentine's Day gifts that Trump could give to Putin
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
30 years ago, Ayatollah Khomeini sent the ultimate love note on Valentine's Day
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
On this Valentine's Day, we have new guidelines outlining new treatment management for heartbreak
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby and his SO are getting steamy and stripping for Valentine's Day. Yes we're doing DIY. In fact when subby was single, Valentine's Day was a DIY job too. What are you all doing today?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what did Valentine's Day look like the year you were born?
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(YouTube)
 
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Happy Valentine's Day. Here are Tom Jones and Jeff Beck performing "Bepop-A-Lula" Because It can't get weirder than this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A devoted husband has given his wife the same Valentine's Day card for the past forty years
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
A unique gift for your Valentine. Goes great with a side tossed salad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This Valentine's Day, give her a bouquet of pickles, cookies, or even vibrators
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Roses are red, violets are violet. Your imported flowers are destroying the climate. ❤ Happy Valentine's Day, you prodigal defilers ❤
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"If you want to get some tonight, this is the Valentine's Day gift for you: Candied Bacon Roses"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Celebrate Valentine's Day with 27 Disney Valentine's cards that will ruin your childhood
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Wed February 13, 2019
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The Top 10 most quirkily romantic songs for Valentine's Day; in a huge upset, "Thick Booty Hos" didn't make the cut
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump builds a mulligan simulator. Shutdown 2: Valentines Day. Opportunity says the hell with this. MSNBC Wacky Wednesday thread, fun starts at 8pm EST
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your significant other locks your junk in a chastity cage this Valentine's Day, the Lock Picking Lawyer has your back, showing you how to pick the lock with nothing but a condom wrapper. Probably NSFW
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
"What would you prefer as a Valentine's Day gift - flowers and candy, or a bigger penis and a tighter vagina?"
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
So, what's the best restaurant for your friends to take a date to on Valentine's Day, since no one loves you, you pathetic loser who refuses to move out of your Mom's basement and can't do at least a load of load of laundry while you're freeloading?
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Tue February 12, 2019
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Single and looking to make some $ this Valentine's? Sell your own dating packages like this guy did: "2 hour Dinner with Parents = $45 if they cook +$15 for a kiss and a "love story". Add $10 if I have to play with younger siblings"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
For some reason, women in Japan are rebelling against long-standing tradition that forces them to give chocolate to male colleagues on Valentine's Day
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Is it romantic to fill up a room with balloons for someone on Valentine's Day?
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Because nothing sticks it to your ex like eating alone at Hooters on Valentine's Day
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Mon February 11, 2019
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just in time for Valentine's Day: Twelve of the best aphrodisiac foods for boosting your sex drive
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(KTVL Medford)
 
 
 
Oregon wildlife center will name a salmon after your ex and feed it to bears on Valentine's Day, for a $20 donation. I guess this is a thing now?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Eau de toilet
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Sun February 10, 2019
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Want to impress your date on Valentine's Day? Why not surprise them with dinner reservations at A) Morton's of Chicago, B) Benihaha, or C) Waffle House. Wait... what?
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Fri February 08, 2019
(PennLive)
 
 
 
On Valentine's Day this restaurant will let you shred a photo of your ex in exchange for a free cocktail
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Propose at Primanti Brothers restaurant on Valentine's Day get a free wedding. Sweet deal, huh?
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Thu February 07, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
El Paso Zoo will not only name a cockroach after your ex, they'll feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day. Slimy, yet satisfying
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sweetheart, if you drag one of these home for Valentine's Day, you won't be getting any Valentine's night
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Willie's Remedy)
 
 
 
Just in time for St. Valentine's Day, Willie Nelson releases hemp-infused product line, Willie's Remedy. So get that special someone some buds instead of plain roses. Chocolates will never taste the same
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Tue February 05, 2019
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Just in time for Valentine's Day bigender cardinal appears to have found mate
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Mon February 04, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This Valentine's Day give the internet tough guy in your life the gift that will truly complete him: Tactical slippers
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Sat February 02, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A terminally ill chiropractor with rescue dogs. A nurse with a heart of gold who dreams of marrying her best friend. A big Italian wedding on Valentine's Day. The heartwarming story of Liz and Bernie has everything, except a human groom. (ಠ_ಠ)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is in kindergarten. The class is expected to give out Valentine's cards or candies or treats to their classmates, but she told me she doesn't want one going to the class bully. Shouldn't she still give him one?"
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Mon January 28, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Washington state baker tries selling "Build The Wall" Valentine's Day cookie - because nothing says "I Love You" like a border wall
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Sat January 26, 2019
(Vox)
 
 
 
White Castle has become a Valentine's Day dinner destination by people with horrible taste in food, significant others
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Fri January 25, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cool: Porn star will raffle off one-time encounter with her on Valentine's Day. Awkward: It'll be recorded
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Wed January 16, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because, on Valentine's Day, nothing says "I Love You" like naming a Bronx Zoo hissing cockroach after your sweetie
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