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Headlines matching 'United States federal judge'
Fri May 25, 2012
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(oakland press)
Michigan man awarded $65,000 in robo-call lawsuit. Instructed to push "one" for payment
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theoaklandpress.com
)
(30)
Thu May 24, 2012
You know those two 85-year-old women who sit at a table when you go to vote? The GOP wants to allow them to throw away your ballot
(
slate.com
)
(233)
What 'Three Little Pigs' tells us about America's future
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upi.com
)
(73)
Wed May 23, 2012
Facebook settles lawsuit over 'sponsored stories' (sponsored link)
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cnbc.com
)
(13)
Tue May 22, 2012
Roger Clemens juror asks Brian McNamee why they should believe he injected steroids into an angry man who once threw a broken bat at Mike Piazza and whose fastball was the same speed well into his 40s as when he was a rookie
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espn.go.com
)
(82)
Sat May 19, 2012
FARK: Target fires "well-liked" employee after 16 years. TotalFark: For leaving late to take her meal breaks. UltraFark: 3 times in 18 months. Law$uitFark: She has a disability that makes it difficult for her to keep track of time
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sacbee.com
)
(166)
Wed May 16, 2012
(Some Guy)
What do you get when you combine a Sparkling Princess and Royal Horse Barbie set in pink wrapping paper, a digital camera and Viagra? C.) PMITAP
(
post-gazette.com
)
(40)
Sat May 12, 2012
No fruit in my Fruit Roll-Ups? What's next, no babies in my Sugar Babies?
(
reuters.com
)
(46)
Wed May 02, 2012
Texas Attorney General calls Planned Parenthood a "terrorist organization" in a motion to stay a U.S. district judge's ruling
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(160)
Tue May 01, 2012
Hermès fakers $lapped
(
bloomberg.com
)
(4)
Mon April 30, 2012
In a suprise twist, federal prosecutors are demanding convicted white-collar criminal Sam Cohen, who defrauded celebrities and foundations of $60 million, be sentenced to "robbed a 7-11" kinda time
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(71)
Wed April 11, 2012
Teacher loses battle to display "In God We Trust" and "God Bless America" signs in classroom after SCOTUS refuses to hear case. FARK: They've been hanging there since 1982
(
big1059.com
)
(534)
Tue April 10, 2012
(Some Guy)
Man sentenced to 7.5 years for making Wild West theme park more genuine
(
rapidcityjournal.com
)
(61)
Tue April 03, 2012
Paul Clement last week: Government can't punish people who don't have health insurance. Paul Clement this week: Government can punish people who don't want to marry someone of the opposite sex
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theatlantic.com
)
(78)
Thu March 29, 2012
No longer News: Teacher has sex with student. Sometimes News: Teacher is hot. Go directly to FARK: Teacher is a Cincinnati Bengals Cheerleader...and she's doing you, kid. +1
(
news.cincinnati.com
)
(263)
Wed March 21, 2012
Because guns don't kill people, defective Remington safeties do. For decades
(
helenair.com
)
(142)
Mon March 19, 2012
Sen. Marco Rubio's (R-FL) memoir, "An American Son," will now be published on June 19 instead of in October, as previously planned. Why ever would he do such a thing?
(
politico.com
)
(136)
Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Guy)
Who knew you could get prison time for dropping anchor?
(
losangeles.cbslocal.com
)
(52)
Wed February 22, 2012
The Mets finally win one. Fark: a lawsuit about hot dogs
(
sports.yahoo.com
)
(14)
Tue February 21, 2012
Judge clears way for Sherrod to sue Breitbart in defamation suit
(
dailykos.com
)
(100)
Wed February 08, 2012
(nbc philadelphia)
Animal slavery trial of PETA against Sea World begins. Shamu reportedly hires a real shark for a lawyer
(
nbcphiladelphia.com
)
(132)
Tue February 07, 2012
If you don't have the sense to re-elect Obama, that's your own -- I mean Bush's -- fault
(
townhall.com
)
(46)
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