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Headlines matching 'United States attorney'
Wed May 23, 2012
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(Reuters) Fail Chipotle accused of hiring illegal Mexican immigrants and is the subject of a Federal Investigation over hiring practices. Which is kind of ironic, considering their food is the furthest you can get from real Mexican  (reuters.com) (211)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Click Orlando) Florida Florida evangelist "Apostle Tito" is targeted by members of "Satan's team", or as the rest of us would put it, is arraigned in federal court on child molestation charges  (clickorlando.com) (54)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Turns out, John Edwards isn't just a douchebag. He's a major douchebag   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (132)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Courier-Journal) Amusing Thieves go meta, hijack truck containing books about a truck hijacking  (courier-journal.com) (22)


Thu May 03, 2012
(NJ.com) Strange Nothing to see here, just a dead retired Teamster with $180,000 in cash in a backpack. Happens all the time  (nj.com) (29)
(Reuters) Obvious "Disguised in the trillions of dollars that is transferred between banks each day, banks in the U.S. are used to funnel massive amounts of illicit funds". Welcome to HSBC Bank USA. I love you  (reuters.com) (43)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Quad City Times) Followup Good news: City Comptroller did not steal $30 million from the city over the course of ten years. Bad news: City Comptroller stole $53 million from the city over the course of twenty years  (qctimes.com) (127)


Tue May 01, 2012
(NewsNet5) Scary Red TransAm seen idling nearby. Two men inside told "they will never work in this town again"  (newsnet5.com) (56)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Fox News) Weird "Young said Hunter complained that her Reuben sandwich had the wrong sauce and then called her spiritual adviser and healer for help"  (foxnews.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Interesting In a suprise twist, federal prosecutors are demanding convicted white-collar criminal Sam Cohen, who defrauded celebrities and foundations of $60 million, be sentenced to "robbed a 7-11" kinda time  (news.yahoo.com) (71)


Mon April 23, 2012
(ESPN) Sad NFL eavesdropping. The difference between 8-8 and 3-13  (espn.go.com) (338)


Thu April 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Dumbass Investigation finds that foreclosure workers are forced to work towards meeting quotas, which likely explains the almost-daily Fark "I got evicted but paid off my house five years ago" headlines   (economywatch.msnbc.msn.com) (15)


Fri April 13, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Sad Jerry Sandusky screwing over needy kids--again  (dailycaller.com) (104)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Man featured on the reality show "Millionaire Matchmaker" exposed as a professional con man, and judging by his mug-shot, some species of elf or woodsprite  (news.yahoo.com) (34)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Woonsocket Call) Interesting Federal prosecutor says he would overlook a cancer patient with a joint, but a 96,000 plant medical marijuana grow operation is going to get busted  (woonsocketcall.com) (48)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting FBI arrests two people for defrauding Lionsgate of millions of dollars. No word on when the FBI is going to go after Lionsgate for that $9.50 they defrauded me of by claiming to put out a Conan movie  (news.yahoo.com) (53)
(The New York Times) Scary Now that Microsoft fixed all the bugs in Windows 8, they have enough free time to raid homes and offices  (nytimes.com) (42)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Chicago lawmaker caught on tape by the FBI accepting a bribe, still wins his party's primary with 76% of the vote. Officials say this being Chicago, the bribery charged may actually have helped him  (news.yahoo.com) (45)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Dozens of marijuana grow house charges expected to be dropped after police are accused of trespassing and then lying about it. Whoa, dude, no way  (tampabay.com) (41)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary "I see you had an internship, that's good. And you mentored at a Boys & Girls club, nice. Some good work experience. If you could just give me your Facebook password we'll give you a call"  (news.yahoo.com) (210)


Fri March 16, 2012
(NBC San Diego) Fail It's hard out there for Feds that want to crack a pimp's Android code  (nbcsandiego.com) (74)
(Washington Post) Strange Dentist 101: Don't date patients. If you do, don't dose them with vicodin. If you do, don't take naked pictures of them passed out. If you do, don't email them to pals. If you do, you might be voted one of DC's top dentists  (washingtonpost.com) (54)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Native American tribe gets rare permit authorizing killing of two bald eagles for religious purposes. Mike Kafka and Phillip Hunt go into hiding  (foxnews.com) (172)


Mon March 12, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Economic espionage case grows over whitening ingredient used in a wide-range of products from Oreo cookies to car paint  (abcnews.go.com) (19)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Fail Two men arrested for hunting bird, fish, and wildlife from an airplane. With guns. In Iowa  (desmoinesregister.com) (59)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Sick I guess it's true what they say: everything's bigger in Texas. Even the Medicare fraud   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (49)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup State lawmaker now exxx-lawmaker after sending racy texts   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (65)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Boston.com) Interesting Massachusetts judge says government hiring decisions based on political favoritism are invalid. It is unclear if any state workers will remain employed  (boston.com) (9)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Strange Italian police arrest counterfeiters carrying $6 TRILLION in fake US Bonds; remind people that creating absurd sums of money out of thin air is the government's job  (news.yahoo.com) (61)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Gramer Nazi sues government for conspiring against him in the slam-dunkiest case of backwards correct syntaxing modification fraud you'll ever see   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (81)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Bloomberg) Asinine Whitman founder accused of using insider information. Hey, someone's gotta know where the coconut candies are  (bloomberg.com) (10)


Wed February 08, 2012
(WPTV) Florida "You got me red-handed," bank robber actually tells officer after dye packs explode all over his getaway car  (wptv.com) (29)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Protip: when you go to pick up your ten kilogram shipment of cocaine, you should probably wait until you're off duty. And out of your uniform. And not driving your patrol car  (todaysthv.com) (28)
(Gwinnett Daily Post) Dumbass Illinois man sends murder threats and mailbombs to Georgia schools in hopes of getting personal enemies investigated. How'd that plan work out for you, big guy?  (gwinnettdailypost.com) (15)
(CNN) Interesting Use of euphemisms is distorting the truth about what happened at Penn State when Jerry Sandusky played squish the wrinkly Vienna sausage into the budding brown balloon knot  (cnn.com) (50)

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