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500 headlines found matching 'United States Senate'
Sat June 24, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump goes on mid-afternoon Tweet storm, lashing out at Obama and GOP senators who don't want to sign off on genocide
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Times trips over its own liberal hypocrisy with story
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Fri June 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
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Trump sends Dick pick to the UK
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jesus farking Christ, Missouri. Is it BYO table stirrups to interviews now?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Dean Heller (R-NV) casts NOPE, deals 50% damage to McConnell's Trumpcare Vote Shield
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Now that Obamacare is in front of a death panel, a majority of Americans favor its survival
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Who is this assh*le?': Joe Biden blasts hedge funder who heckled him during public moment of grief for son
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Make that five GOP senators publicly opposed to TurtleCare. Trump still thinks that Pence's vote will break the tie
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(Time)
 
 
 
It looks like Russia went well beyond just planting fake news stories and actually altered voter information in the 2016 election
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Moderates always cave." Oddly, TFA is not about the Democratic party
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On the same day the House Oversight Cmte Chair says he's ending its investigation into Russian election interference, The Senate Judiciary Committee starts an investigation of former AG Lynch-based on allegations in a fake intel doc Russia created
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul says if he had HIS way, you'd be able to buy health insurance that only cost a $1/day. Mind you, such insurance might have a $60,000 deductible and only cover band-aids and bactine -and still require a $25 co-pay, but hey, insurance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now Trump is congratulating himself on witness tampering
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) surprises everyone by actually taking a stand against the Senate's version of the health care bill. But don't start looking for pigs on the wing just yet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's promise of paid paternity and maternity leave was as substantial as her entire existence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump regrets decision to fire Flynn. In related story, many Americans regret decision to hire Orange Cheeto
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Thune (R) lays out a plausible path forward for US healthcare: "if we don't get this done and we end up with Democratic majorities in '18, we'll have single payer"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Surely, no one could possibly think the Senate's "healthcare" bill isn't cruel enough. Sen. Roger Wicker (R-MS): Hold my scythe
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump's ill-conceived bluff about tapes will have a lasting damage on the remaining months of his presidency
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
After recent poll calls the GOP health care legislation "the least popular major bill in decades", Trump commits political suicide with a tweet praising the plan
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Thu June 22, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi: Listen you goons, my job is to wrangle the assholes in congress, not to personally shepherd every candidate into office
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"The Utah State Legislature is taking a sober look at the end of 3.2 beer"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump blasts wind in Iowa, McConnell hits the eject button on a sit in and a Saudi agent now works for the Trump regime. So, what will Rachel discuss tonight at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Some GOP Governors don't like the whole "Punt this garbage to the states" aspect of the new healthcare bill
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'This bill will do you harm': Obama unleashes his most aggressive post-president remarks yet over Trumpcare
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) is complaining about not having seen the Senate's AHCA bill. Fark: Senator Mike Lee is on the working group allegedly writing the damned thing?
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(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Let's see what the Republican senators know about the secret health care bill
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
4 Republican Senators are already out against the GOP Healthcare plan including RAND PAUL and the Zodiac Killer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump took a victory lap when Carrier canceled its plans to move 600 jobs to Mexico. Those jobs are now moving to Mexico
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blames Democrats for obstructing Healthcare bill they have neither seen, been consulted on or had a chance to vote on
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Have you noticed what a genius I am? I mean, who could have thought of solar panels on my wall, other than me? You people are so lucky to have business genius Donald J Trump as President
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Republicans don't fear the consequences of passing a toxic healthcare bill. Bottom line: We've gerrymandered the hell out of this shiat, yo
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The real reason the AHCA is being kept secret? Insider trading opportunities
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Full text of Senate GOP healthcare/population control bill released
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle has a cunning plan to stop the federal government from stripping health insurance coverage for preexisting medical conditions: he's going to let the states do it
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
U.S. now weighing a travel ban to North Korea following the death of Otto Warmbier. Which could turn out to be a real inconvenience for Dennis Rodman
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why would the White House want to minimize the sanctions on Russia? It's almost like they owe someone a favor. Meh, probably nothing
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Wed June 21, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Al Franken officially confirms his bid to run for president in 2020 by a need to clearly deny his intention to run 3 and a half years ahead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Say it ain't so Uncle Joe, say you're not going to do burnouts in front of the White House at your age with your Trans-Am
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(Slate)
 
 
 
An inside look at how Mitch McConnell weaponized our short attention spans so that he could OMG LOOK AT THE KITTENS
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Since the GOP won't show anyone their secret AHCA bill, the Democrats come up with the ingenious plan to ask the CBO (the only other entity who has seen it) for it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump spikes the ball, dances in the end zone, after Georgia election win
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Sen. Al Franken has to remind other Dems that if they impeach Trump, it still won't make Hillary president
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CIA director Mike Pompeo may have allowed Gen. Flynn to see top secret documents. After the CIA knew Flynn was compromised
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"American healthcare is at a crossroads. Where is the Democrats' bold vision? Beyond Sanders and Warren, no [D] seems especially concerned with articulating a rationale for the party, a reason millions of Americans should continually vote Democratic"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Russia sanctions bill, which passed the Senate 98-0, is being blocked in the House by Republicans
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you do if your swimming trunks accidentally fall off even if they're so tightened it hurts? Put them back on and wait to be arrested?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's agenda on the line, he is Tweeting insane claims about Ossoff. Can Ossoff Handel the pressure and emerge victorious? Will the GOP suffer a loss? It's your Official Georgia Special Election Discussion Thread. Polls open at 7am ET, close at 7pm
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There's a terrifying reason the GOP can't answer simple questions about their health care bill
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sean Spicer says President Trump "wants heart" in GOP's secret health bill. Coming up next: GOP presents ACA repeal bill wrapped around the freshly cut out heart of a low-income single mom with a preexisting condition
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: "Democrats will have ample opportunity to read and amend the Affordable Healthcare Act repeal bill that took us years to put together. We think 10 hours are more than sufficient"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McCain: No American has seen the healthcare bill, but "I'm sure the Russians have been able to hack in and gotten most of it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Can a moderate Democrat spend 23 million dollars on an election to gain Republican votes without upsetting progressives?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today, in "Trump's not ready for" headlines: "a crisis"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Everyone hold on to your butts, Yertle is actually gonna try and take away your healthcare next week
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris takes the Senate floor by storm and speaks for a survivor of childhood cancer who lives in fear she will lose health care coverage. Shockingly, she was not silenced by a white man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida Governor: Losers like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg will rue the day they crossed Trumpie
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
House Republicans hate Trumpcare almost as much as they hate "Star Wars". "You could pass a bill mandating every physician has to talk like Jar Jar Binks and it would be more of a vote-winner than this"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According to Google, guess which state ranks highest with typing in the words "impeach Trump"? No, it's not New York, but it does rhyme with the California city name Fontana
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle considers cancelling recess in order to salvage the agenda, but Rubio is upset because he never gets enough time on the swing
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois is one or two court orders away from complete insolvency as the game of chicken between Governor Rauner and the House Speaker Mike Madigan nears its third year
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver mocks GOP's health bill for being more unpopular than Delaware: And 'Delaware sucks'
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I don't understand. We put out the help wanted sign and everything. Doesn't anyone want to help me make America great again? Anyone? Dammit, where is everyone?"
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'The silence is deafening': Democrats want to know why Trump admin doesn't care about Russian hacking
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House trying to convince House Republicans to make Russian sanctions bill a lot friendlier, for some reason
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Liberals are falling in love with Kamala Harris
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich points out that only Democrats can obstruct justice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump beats his own polling record, jumps from 60% disapproval to 64% in a matter of days
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Hey Mitch, we better back off. Trumpcare is opposed by the voters in *every* state." "Voters? Where we're going, we won't need voters"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP senators go 0-8 on coherent answers about what Trumpcare is actually supposed to fix. McCain: "ALL THE THINGS." Grassley: " **SMOKEBOMB**" Boozman: "Bill? What bill?" Wicker: "Freedomz" Cruz: "HERP DERP"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dianne Feinsten will subpoena Comey if necessary in order to get him back on The Hill
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The only woman running for Alabama's senate seat is a 70 year old 9/11 Truther who once sued George W Bush over the Iraq war, and urged the "governor of Boston" to arrest the FBI. Oh, and until recently, she lived in Australia
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Intolerant Republican caught on film cursing and berating gay people gathering signatures for a petition. Wait, it was a Democrat? The hell you say
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like the Senate will miss the Obamacare repeal deadline. SAD
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Dems ask themselves: Has their rhetoric gone too far?" Seriously though you shouldn't read the comments. Whatever you do. Just. Avoid. The. Comments. Do *not* look at the comments. I implore you, for the love of Pete. Don't. DO IT. Read the comments
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Need some Fresh Air after all the stank we've endured since November 8, 2016? Let Joe Biden's calm intellect and fiery wit cleanse your soul during this live interview with NPR's Terry Gross. (Audio included)
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Thu June 15, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Senate votes 95-2 against The Don and Sexy Rexy, Pence lawyers up and Chris, Rachel and Lawrence digs in on MSNBC starting at 9 PM EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember the NY Rep. accused of introducing legislation to help a drug company, just after he bought stock in it? Yeah according to fellow lawmakers he constantly brags about how he's made "millions" for other reps by giving them that stock tip
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
STIGGINIT is a glorious high with one hell of a hangover
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Shooter from yesterday's Congressional baseball practice has died from his injuries
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
What exactly were the victims of this morning's shooting doing out in that park in VA? Here's the history of congressional baseball, the last vestige of collegiality
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Wed June 14, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Here's a shooting, there's a shooting, everywhere a shooting shooting. Passing the AHCA in the dark, Pressure's off Sessions. Anyone else hope Rachel says Fark It and the A-Block opens with a Cocktail Moment? It's your Rachel thread, live 9pm EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump hands Democrats a 2018 gift as he abandons the AHCA
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "Am I personally under investigation?" Comey, three times: "No". Senate Judiciary Committee today: "Yes, yes you are, you orange buffoon"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Minnesota governor cuts off funding for paychecks to politicians, is immediately sued
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans are beginning to realize that their best option on "replacing" Obamacare is keeping everything and just coming up with a new name for it
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Al Franken mopped the floor with Sessions
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump does yet another very bad thing
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Republican Senator who helped draft the articles of impeachment against Bill Clinton says the charges against Trump are much ado about nothing. No, wait. he says the charges against Trump are far more serious. Never mind then
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Sessions slips, admits he met with Russian spymaster Kyslyac under the context of Trump's Campaign. Further question along that line shut down by confirmed Oleg Deripaska cohort John McCain
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions to Kamala Harris: Please don't ask me so many questions, you're making me nervous
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump tells senators that the House ACA repeal is "mean". No explanation why he invited all those meanies over for a beer after
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pelosi, channeling her best Napoleon, tells Democrats pushing impeachment: Never interfere with an enemy while he's in the process of destroying himself
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator McCain experiences lucid moment, worries the GOP will lose the House of Representatives
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein: Fire Mueller? Hahahahahahahaha no. Does no work for you, baby hands?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wondering why John McCain's performance at the Comey hearing was such a strange deflecting riff on Hillary Clinton? His wife just got a job with the Trump administration
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP health care reform is so incredibly awesome that absolutely nobody is allowed to see it until it's too late to stop it from being implemented. nothing to see here citizens, move along
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Donnie's really in trouble now
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Munchkin delivers this shocker: "President Trump won't veto a tax bill even if it provides the wealthiest Americans with a tax cut" What a guy
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House has repeatedly urged Sec. Def James Mattis to go on "Fox and friends" to defend the administration, but thus far "Mad Dog" has refused, apparently out of fear The Stupid could be contagious
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer trolls Trump, invites him to testify about Comey before Congress under oath
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It wasn't just Comey: Former US Attorney Preet Bahara, who served in the SD of New York, which had jurisdiction over crimes committed in NYC, says the day after refusing to take a call from Trump that he felt was "improper", he was fired
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What did Diane Feinstein D-CA gather from the Comey testimony? Well that we should have another Clinton investigation of course
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver: Donald Trump lies so much he's become a 'walking logical paradox'
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Did I say "testify before the committee?" I meant "test drive the Buick Century." Sorry for the confusion
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Top liberals plan expansion of Deep State with the intention of keeping the swamp swampy
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Sat June 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III probably making fudge stripes in his little pants right about now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Illinois has become America's failed state. And the damage that has been done will take decades to repair
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If there's an article taking a swipe at the My Little Pony Villain, chances are the inside source was the Lich Queen
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
It's now getting to point where it's probably quicker to list the people in the Trump administration that DON'T have ties to the Russians, as it's revealed that Trump's personal lawyer loves the rubles as well
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(MSN)
 
 
 
GOP on Comey testimony: "Nothing to see here, move along"
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Governor Scott will "absolutely" sign medical marijuana bill, so get used to seeing more of everyone's favorite tag around this joint
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee tries to remain relevant, demands the White House either confirm or deny the existence of the Comey Tapes. What a bunch of GLOMARs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great Moments is US Diplomatic History: Trump responds to the terror attacks in Tehran by offering sympathy to the victims and re-affirming our common humanity....just kidding he basically said it was Iran's fault and they brought it on themselves
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan said Thursday that congressional Republicans would not be calling for impeachment of Democratic president accused of same activity as President Donald Trump. I'm sure there's more to this story but that's as far as I made it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sessions allies say he will "weather Trump's wrath", so I give him a week before he's shiatcanned
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge Napolitano tells Shep Smith that Donald Trump might just fire his entire senior staff in the wake of recent developments. Please proceed, Mr. President
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP congresswoman caught on secret recording freaking out about "going down with the Trump admin"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
People suspect that McCain's bizarre questions for Comey were the result of drinking too much covfefe that morning
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The House unanimously and symbolically condemned President Erdogan's attempt to quash the First Amendment in Turkey by having police crack down on free speech. Presumably they see Trump attempting to do the same
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While everyone else is focusing on the Comey testimony today, the House continues their quest to burn the country to the ground
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican representative and full-time American Horror Story Pinhead cosplayer Trey Gowdy to replace Jason Chaffetz as House Oversight Chair
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Burr: Goddammit, Kamala. Shut the hell up. Jeez, what is with you Democrats and asking another question before the witness can even answer the first one? Harris: But with all due re- Burr: Put a sock in it, Harris
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So.... what are the Official Rules of the Fark/Comey Drinking Game?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Comey is a disgruntled ex-employee and should not be listened to by anyone
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(Mozilla)
 
 
 
Finally something we can all agree on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans attempt to put Trump in a time-out
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama politicians unsure who to back if rumors about overwhelmingly popular Donald Trump and homeboy favorite Jeff Sessions end up true
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
A bunch of republican senators want to ensure we never ask questions about Section 702 of FISA, or any abuses by the NSA, by introducing bill that would renew it without changes or debate in perpetuity
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia was so convinced that Hillary would win that they performed hacks that sought to undermine Hillary Clinton and cast doubt on the legitimacy of American democracy. But since Trump won, they got that as a freebie anyway
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Governor Greitens is so focused on saving taxpayer money, he just called a second special legislative session in less than a month -- this time over abortion access
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you had Jake Novak as the first right-wing pundit to blindly exonerate Trump in the wake of Comey's testimony, step up and collect your Covfefe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina tells Trump "it's time to stop posting"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has decided to cover his imaginary border wall with solar panels that would generate electricity to be sold on the grid, taking care of illegal immigration and renewable energy. Checkmate envirotardos
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here are all the reasons why Trump is on the brink of being impeached
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Some republicans, worried that they may also get caught on Russian intercepts, are trying to rollback the surveillance state
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Of course there is a pro-Trump attack ad that will air during James Comey's testimony
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Watergate pales in comparison to the Trump investigation," says former Intelligence Chief Clapper
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lil' Donny two scoops thinks he can buy loyalty with a measly well done steak doused in ketchup. That's a bold mo..... aw who am I kidding, that'll totally work
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Brownbackistan legislature overrides governor's veto; imposes income tax / business tax. This is the official death of Kansas trickle-down theory
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: 'schools that take federal funds will comply with the law.' Senate subcommittee: 'so you'll protect the rights of LGBT youth and non-Christian students?' DeVos: [crickets]
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Fake news site Hot Air claims Comey won't be ratting out Trump after all. At least Hot Air named themselves correctly
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump to speak at religious conference while Comey damns him in front of congress
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The next US Presidential election will likely be billionaire vs billionaire, just as the founding fathers would have wanted
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh my god, what a terrible idea. Of course he is
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senator Mark Warner: More state election systems than reported were tampered with by the Russians
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(DCist)
 
 
 
For those of us who don't want to drink at our desks on Thursday, DC bars are having Comey hearing watch parties
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump accuses Democrats of obstructionism and says he wants them to approve his nominees. Democrats point out that things would go a lot more smoothly, if he actually got around to nominating anyone for those key positions he's complaining about
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump pledges to "work every single day" to fight terror, just as soon as he finishes his next game of golf, and the ones he has scheduled after that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders is now a millionaire. Capital
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump has invited six GOP lawmakers to dinner this week including frequent Administration critics Sen Marco Rubio and Tom Cotton. No word on whether the Marine band will play "The Rains of Castamere" afterwards
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
After a series of critical and misinformed tweets about the London terror attacks, President Trump capped his busy Sunday by playing golf with Peyton Manning
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Sun June 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP admits that we'll see tax reform before any Obamacare repeal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Think flying can't possibly get any worse? Trump: "I got this"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mike Pence demands the Senate move forward on killing Americans
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Nearly six months into the Trump administration and Republican lawmakers keep insisting that a signature GOP legislative achievement is just around the corner. "We just need to work harder"
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Al Franken discusses the humorlessness of the Senate
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump wants to bury the infamous post-9/11 torture report and has his best people working on suppressing it when, suddenly, OBAMA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats threaten to burn the entire country down to protect it from Lord Trump
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway won't say whether the president believes global warming is a hoax, but confirms he gets scared about her ghoulish little tales from her nutsack
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, our healthcare bill currently has a 17% approval rating. Here's the problem - the president doesn't like double digit numbers, they take too long for him to read. How do we push this down to below 10%?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Florida governor signs bill to allow birth certificates for miscarriages. No word on when subby will finally be allowed to legally adopt one of his ex-girlfriend's period discharges
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump orders federal agencies not to respond to congressional democrats, which could violate the Hatch Act, the 1st amendment, and various other laws and regulations that he can't read
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Today's news that will shock exactly no one, after inauguration Trump was working to lift Russian sanctions in exchange for... absolutely nothing. Well, nothing other than getting him elected, amiright folks? Hello? Is this thing on?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Heads up Senator Elizabeth Warren, the GOP is fitting you with anti-Clinton weights around your ankles to bring you down in 2020
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Senator Al Franken trolls toxic co-worker Ted Cruz hard, calls him "the guy who microwaves fish" in the office
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Modern-day Watergate burglar' and human-weasel hybrid James O'Keefe slammed with a million-dollar fraud lawsuit
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After doing a little math, Liberals are showering love on conservative Justice Anthony Kennedy like he's Ruth Bader Ginsburg possessed by the ghost of Thurgood Marshall and urging him to stay in his seat until they pry it from his cold, dead hands
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New intel may prove Trump - not just Sessions - had 'private encounter' with Russian 'spy master' at campaign event
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
New PAC report shows Uncle Joe is preparing for a possible 2020 Presidential campaign
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump lawyer tries to discredit James Comey on CNN, gets called a "partisan hack"
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian senators debate penis link to climate change
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After learning that a stocking full of dog crap wasn't an option, nobody wanted to be Ted Cruz's Secret Santa
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ex-Senator Tom Coburn says 75% of scientists believe climate change is a hoax, but only if you consider astrology and phrenology as sciences
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Alabama senate race could come down to which candidate likes what shiatty college football team
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Al Franken is good enough and smart enough to distance himself from Kathy Griffin
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at how Trump and the Republicans took away your basic right to online privacy without you even knowing about it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In the next two months, Congress will have to raise the debt ceiling AND pass a budget. Hello? Anyone home? Anyone?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump demands McConnell do away with the filibuster entirely and just pass all the laws HE wants, says if the situation were reversed, "Dems would do it, no doubt"...despite the fact that when the situation WAS reversed, the Dems DIDN'T
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
By all means, proceed
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Mon May 29, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Running the country like a business means we can't afford to carry low productivity states. It's time for Donald Trump to close, sell or restructure Kentucky
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Sun May 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner haz a sad
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Eight more years of Trump and then eight years of Pence. Ready?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Trump. How ya doin? When you get a chance, could you go ahead and forward to us your records of every single contact you've ever made with Russia since you announced your candidacy? kthxbye -- Heads of the Senate Intelligence Committee
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: Democrats can't pay us back for blocking all of Obama's judicial nominations if we disallow blocking judicial nominees
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
West Virginia politician suggests state can plug budget gap of $500 million by cutting out all those transgender surgeries the state is paying for. Which turns out to be none
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fmr. Speaker of the House Boehner says that GOP tax reform is just a bunch of happy talk thanks to a President that seems to be learning on the job how to be President
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats plan to make 2020 the year of "HELL NO, TRUMP"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
State lawmaker uses Snapchat video to vent about protesters: "The voice filter and bunny ears are a little distracting, but it is clear Teague is venting about something"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Quist pull off the upset? Will Gianforte bodyslam his competition? When did our elections turn into WWE events? ...-Oh, right, Trump. THIS is your Montana Congressional Special Election discussion thread (Results roll in 10pm ET)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker who believes in chemtrails and asserts that the earth is 6,000 years old tapped to head education committee, because of course
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP frustrated by slow pace of Trump staffing. America frustrated by slow pace of days until next election
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump casts a wider net in search for replacement FBI director, no doubt expanding his search to include freeway underpasses, homeless shelters and possibly the SPCA and Humane Society
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former chief of the Mississippi Prison system who used to tell contractors he was "the Tallest hog in the trough" when demanding kickbacks from them, is headed to the pen on graft, corruption and tax evasion charges
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Another liberal entertainer turns on the Democrats
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Sorry Frankenites, it's not going to happen. Al Franken rules out 2020 presidential challenge to Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell admits Obamacare repeal is hopeless because he can't possibly get 50 out of 52 members of his own party to support killing 23 million people before the midterms
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans: We thought we had this Montana special election locked with our amount of crazy there, it's a lot "closer than it should be"
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
DOJ: Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III did not disclose Russia meetings when applying for his security clearance
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Determined to one-up Trump, Pence to hold a rally for no particular reason whatsoever
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CBO score on TrumpCare 2.0 is in: 23 million uninsured, mild deficit reduction, America not great again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joseph Lieberman tells Trump he won't drop the FBI Russian collusion investigation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"And so it begins"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The CBO scoring of the house lack of health care bill (AKA TrumpDontCare) is due out Wed. afternoon. Anyone want to set the over/under on the number of people who will lose health coverage
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carter Page announces his future plans to plead the fifth
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Franken: "You have to understand that I like Ted Cruz probably more than my colleagues like Ted Cruz . . . and I hate Ted Cruz"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House GOP trips on their own dicks yet again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Manafort and Stone: Hey Mike, we're neck deep in corruption too, but you don't see us trying to wag our dicks at the Senate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are Democrats preparing for a wave election? (No)
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The outrageously early field guide to the 2020 election
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says that Trump has somewhere between an even chance and a 1-in-4 chance of being impeached, which is about the same as what he said about Trump being elected
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Repealing/replacing Obamacare all comes down to a slow-moving turtle. If he ever wants to come out of his shell, that is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe 2020?
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
1. Herp, 2. Derp, 3. Wargarble, 4. Hurr, 5. Durr, 6. . . . uhh, there's not enough memes for nonsense to encompass this list
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas House passes Bathroom Bill, but don't worry, it only affects vulnerable young students already under incredible pressure during a very difficult stage of their lives, and not the population at large, so not to worrry
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA), Articles of Impeachment drafting process may already be underway in the House Judiciary Committee
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump is suddenly the most isolated president in history
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Sat May 20, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
DNC Chair Tracks Down Biden In Everglades Tossing Whole Chickens To Gators
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hey everyone, look over here: tax reform. We got tax reform right here. C'mon guys, pay attention. Why won't anyone pay attention?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Imagine if your entire party's agenda was at risk because the president you blindly support for fear of losing power or becoming victim to his bouts of mental illness and willingly ignore his treason
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV): "Vote me out. I'm not changing." Environmental Activist: "Challenge accepted"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trumpscare hasn't been passed to the Senate yet because Paul Ryan is an idiot
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maybe the special counsel wasn't such a hot idea
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State Senators demand investigation into Jeff Beauregard Sessions' possible violations of recusal, suspected involvement in the battles of Antietam and Gettysburg
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Now that a Special Counsel has taken over the Trump/Russia investigation congress can get back to doing what it loves best, investigating Clinton
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans get the silent treatment from President Trump leaving them no way to defend him amid his growing crisis, many seem relieved
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman seems to be the last man interested in running the FBI for Trump as every other contender has run out of the ring like their asses were on fire
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Democrats are raising record breaking amounts of money going into the 2018 midterms. Thanks Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chaffetz asks that the burning clown car be pulled over so he can get out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate: "Yeah, we've decided to subpoena you over this whole Russia thing". Flynn: "Yeah? Go fark yourself" (Article Updated: Flynn has actually not responded yet)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We need to pivot the news cycle, Mr. President." "Renegotiate NAFTA?" "That probably won't wo--" "RENEGOTIATE NAFTA"
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
If Trump is impeached and removed from office, and some of his Cabinet goes with him, who would you like to see end up in the Oval Office? Subby's hope is for President Mad Dog Mattis
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: Marijuana is EVIL and the DEBBILS LETTUCE and we will never ever never make it legal. Bankers: I'd like a slice of that market share please. GOP: Hey maybe we were a bit hasty with this whole cannabis thing
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mama duck and 12 ducklings rescued from 6th floor of Library of Congress, relocated to QL696 as they were clearly misshelved
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump: "Watch yourself, Comey, I have tapes" Congress: "We would love to hear those tapes, and some Zeppelin if you have it"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Tolls, weed, casino, and taxes: Democrats and Republicans unveil revised party, er budget plans
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Country that once sold US military secrets to the Soviets decides to highlight their deep ties to the US after Trump is caught giving military secrets to the Russians
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you had 116 Days for the official call to impeachment, step up and collect your prize
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is "not there yet" on the Trump impeachment. Really? What does Trump need to do, give a speech to Goldman Sachs?
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine's Governor wants to outlaw nips. Geez, can't we just use padded bras
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis collapses during DC race; received CPR, taken to hospital
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The information provided by Sally Yates to the Trump Administration detailing Flynn's illicit relationship with the Russians was so incontrovertible that I don't even have anything witty to say about it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Comey: "I'll testify, but only publicly." Sen. Lindsey Graham (R): "Sounds good to me. When can you get here?"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Legislature passes bill allowing parents to prevent schools from teaching their babies science
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Senator Jon Cornyn also announces that he prefers the job stability of not being Trump's man at the FBI
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Trumpy steps on H.R. McPufnstuf's dick with a Tweet, Yertle is starting to worry and the leaks keep dripping like a hole in the roof. It's time for Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Q: What would it take for Republican politicians to finally turn on Trump? A: Being caught on camera eating the live flesh of an abortion. And even that may not be enough
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Louisiana House declares that soldiers of the Confederate States of America are American heroes and by golly you will not disrespect their service or their valuable contributions to our society
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date 149 years ago, the Senate voted in the impeachment trial of Andrew Johnson. Just crossed my mind for some reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Pat Tiberi (R-OH) has decided against running to challenge Dem. Incumbent Sherrod Brown for his senate seat. Just feels that 2018 is really not going to be his year...for some mysterious reason
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland is going to go ahead and stay in a job where Trump can't fire him
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
New PPP poll: For the first time, more Americans want Trump impeached than not, 49% wish Hillary was president, 55% wish Obama was still President and 41% of Trump voters believe he could have stopped the Civil War
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans concerned
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders seeks to divide the Democratic Party again because his nefarious scheme worked so well the first time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans run into a few snags on Obamacare repeal, one of those being "We haven't made any decisions"
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
President Trump outright stated on national TV he fired James Comey to stop the Russia investigation. Two-thirds of Republican voters refuse to believe him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate issued a subpoena to the WH for documents about Flynn-that's good, But if the WH ignores the subpoena it's up to Jeff Sessions-who is also a target of the probe-to enforce it-that's bad. But the subpoena comes with a free frozen yogurt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. senators to Trump: Seriously, hand over any tapes you recorded of conversations with Comey
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The GOP may already need to call Kenny Loggins when it comes to 2018 midterms
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Constituent crams money into North Dakota Republican Senator Kevin Cramer's shirt to protest Cramer's support for the AHCA at townhall meeting. You can tell by Cramer's reaction that it cramped his style
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC Republicans: You didn't want to cave in to our every demand, so we took funding from your schools. So there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The leopards are still feeding on the poor
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four people interviewed for FBI job. Let's see, there's Larry, Curly, Moe, and who's the fourth stooge?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five myths about Jeff Sessions. Well, two are no longer myths
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I suggest you invest in salt futures for this, but Louise Mensch's sources claim there's a RICO investigation pending for the entire GOP establishment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The first domino falls
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Soon to be President Mike Pence is neck deep in the Comey firing scandal
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(The Hill)
 
Boobies
 
McConnell promises women can take part in healthcare meetings, as long as they are Republican, dress nicely, and don't talk too much
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dick Burr might be the last man who can stop Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sacrificial lamb will address the Senate on Comey's retaliatory termination
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions must resign
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Poll: Trump's healthcare and tax plans are very, very unpopular
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's trolling, and then there's trying to get Merrick Garland to replace Comey
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Now I might not be a big-city lawyer, but I know how to orchestrate a fascistic consolidation of power into the tiny hands of a huge egomaniac"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US diplomat on Twitter: Christ these freaks in the Trump administration make it hard to do my job
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio wants to make peace with FARC, get rid of all those .gifs of him taking a sip of water
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump may be yelling at his TV again
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Comey infuriated Trump because he refused to let him preview his Senate testimony. Trump considered this an act of insubordination by an employee. You know, kinda like how our employee refuses to show us his tax returns
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Health insurer Aetna resorts to the pull-out method, presumably since their plans don't cover the pill
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Comey's Russian friends come out swinging in full support, even offer him a job shining shoes. Bonus: Commie source
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Burr threatens to subpoena presidential aides who fail to turn over the documents his Intelligence Committee requested by the end of this week. The President's aides vow they'll see him in Weehawken first
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(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Buy stock in popcorn futures, Mike Flynn has just been subpoenaed
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
One of Sen. Dianne Feinstein's aides must have called her last night to remind her she is still technically a Democrat and maybe should act like one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Step up for round 3: Senate Intel Committee invites Comey to testify next week. The popcorn will be delicious
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Despite recusal pledge, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is the one interviewing candidates for James Comey's old job
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are now 43 possible candidates for the 2020 Democratic Party nomination for President. Which gives Democrats a full three and a half years to narrow it down to find the one most likely to lose the election
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell rejects calls to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the administration in the wake of Comey's firing. At least we THINK that's what he said, he's kinda hard to understand when his head is tucked into his shell like that
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
And the first Republican Senator calling for a special investigation has hit the White House
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
A short summation of yesterday's Senate Hearing, with commentary
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's most pressing concern after learning Comey got fired by President Trump? "We need a fair and timely confirmation process to fill the FBI director's position"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Witness a Trump surrogate's weak grip on reality loosen and break as she veers violently between topics until the crazy eyes are unleashed
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Teenagers can still take their clothes off for money on Bourbon Street
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(Latest)
 
 
 
Spicer just declared Sally Yates was a Hillary-supporter and 'political opponent' of Trump in an attempt to discredit the former Acting Attorney General's testimony. Not counting Trump's tweets, he has zero proof
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: Hey, Mitt. I need your help. Do you still have those binders full of women? I need some. Also, how did you manage to fit actual, full-size women into binders? If you could do that, surely you would been a great president
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I would like to apologize for saying children in America should have health care"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Seems the GOP can't find enough willing bodies to be sacrificed on the altar of Trump in 2018
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(RedState)
 
 
 
West VA Sen. Manchin (D-oublespeak) gets caught posing with Pro-life and Pro-Choice signs. His office responds by saying that he poses with voters "that any signs he holds bear no relation to his policy positions"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-aging douchebag): Repealing healthcare is complicated because "once the public is on the dole, they'll take every dime they can"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Al Franken connects the dots and explains an entirely plausible theory on why Trump took so long to fire Russian spy Mike Flynn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP congressman has moment of clarity by saying they shouldn't have celebrated taking people's healthcare away then goes full derp by making up that Dems were singing and dancing over it
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump claims the story of his collusion with Russia is a 'total hoax.' Well, I guess that settles it, then. Someone hit the lights
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"The entire White House should undergo polygraph tests over Russian scandal"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out James Comey misspoke when he said that Huma Abedin forwarded classified emails to Anthony Weiner. But only if you use "misspoke" to mean "totally made things up". But boy, it sure did take the focus off the real issue, didn't it?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump goes on Twitter tantrum after Sally Yates humiliates him and the entire GOP
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Comprehensive list of the the many things Obama did that were good for average Americans, which Trump has triumphantly destroyed with a stroke of his crayon
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Now you are gonna want to sit down for this: a TX lawmaker admitted his bill to reclassify TX prisons as "day care centers" so they could be used to house ICE detainees, was written by a lobbyist for one of the largest private prison corps in the US
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article asks "Do Democrats need to tweet more like Trump?" Short answer: No. Long answer: @author no #no #HellNo #DumbIdeas #StopIdiocracyUSA #YoureNotHelping
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pop your popcorn and pour your drinks. What will Rachel have to say about today's damning testimony in front of the Senate? Will Trump rage-tweet some more? This is YOUR Rachel Maddow Show discussion thread. (9PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CNN calls President Trump's tweets on former acting Attorney General Sally Yates "beyond out of the norm". Subby would like to know where bragging about sexual assault and mocking handicapped people lies on this 'CNN norm scale'
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Candidate for governor of Pennsylvania says viral video of him grabbing a person's camera makes him more popular. Maccaca would like a word with him
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Yates tell us that Trump knew about Flynn's crookedness long before he was fired? Will Clapper admit the Russians won? Will Trump live tweet during the hearing? THIS Is your Senate Judiciary Hearing on Russian Interference thread (2:30 start)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snowflakes upset that someone used adult language. 'Grab them by the pussy' still cromulent though. And a business model
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Faith in Trump shattered, Baba Yaga predicts the GOP will lose in 2018 due to the repeal of Obamacare, And she writes her obituary to the party on Breitbart
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
One of Trump's fired-for-no-reason White House employees may be coming back to haunt him or at least testify against him
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"What the Trump administration did last week on the federal budget was so astoundingly bizarre that it would have been a great plot for an episode of The Twilight Zone if that show were still on the air"
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gearing up for 2020, John Kasich calls the GOP health care bill grossly inadequate
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The day before fired Justice Dept. official Sally Yates is scheduled to testify, Trump unlocks his Twitter account again and angrily demands the "fake media" begin investigating nonexistent ties between Democrats and Russia
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Sat May 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan obliviously poses with protester wearing anti-Trumpcare 'Go f*ck yourself' shirt
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Living well might be the best revenge, but mailing your ashes to your GOP Representative is pretty good too
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas senate votes to drop the state's mandatory vehicle safety inspection. All noble Texans should immediately head to a scrapyard, buy whatever clapped out piece of crap their heart has been yearning for all these years, and enjoy the open road
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