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36 headlines found matching 'United States Secret Service'
Tue April 18, 2017
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit crashing into airport fences with Air Force One nearby
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Fri April 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service fires two agents for taking their sweet time looking for a White House fence jumper
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(Time)
 
 
 
Hidden.gov
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After a really tough Monday being President it was decided Trump should take the weekend off and go down to Mar-a-Lago
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump's personal helicopter landing at Mar-a-Lago raises questions. Fark: by Fox News
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Sun April 02, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I'm sure he had his treasons
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Sat April 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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Fri March 31, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel tell us Flynn is part of a deep state conspiracy to get our phenomenal, precious bodily fluids? Will *he* flip on Trump too? Can anyone contain the utter chaos of it all? THIS is your Friday News Dump WH Press Briefing (1pm start)
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Flynn offers to testify in exchange for immunity, Jeff Bridges giving him back that arcade
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Wed March 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shouty Spice proves he's bad at analogies by saying if Trump uses "Russian dressing on his salad" that's a Russia connection
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Good thing people like Russian oligarchs don't visit Trump and associates at Mar-a-Lago. I mean, imagine if there were visitor logs and records of those visits? Boy, would it look bad if they were on there, ya know?
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Thu March 23, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Today's White House fence jumper caught by her shoelaces. Secret Service needs every break it can get
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service needs an additional 5,424,954 Meals on Wheels to protect President Trump's family and private home
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Nunes claims that Trump people were picked up on FBI wiretaps of Russians, which means, technically, Obama wiretapped the Trump campaign, which is the best kind of wiretapping
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"FBI investigation...could hamper [Trump's] political agenda for months, if not years, to come." HA. Years?
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Mon March 20, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News host suggested that the Secret Service should kill Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow after Snoop recently made a music video in which he points a gun at a clown version of President Trump, because that's what you do in a Democracy
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It may be a bad idea to practice parkour around the White House these days. Just saying
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Thu March 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
They'll be no shortage of Donald Trumps in the coming decades. Secret service in trouble for taking selfies with 8 year-old Donald Trump III. Trump III says Obama caused him to poopie his pants. They grow up so fast
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The FBI is fully cooperating with the Russia investigation
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Sat March 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnny Smith apprehended; President Stillson safe
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senators push to force Southern White House to obey regular White House open records laws
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Sun March 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach business owners are going broke because someone keeps showing up at Mar-A-Largo for vacation every weekend instead of running the country
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Waking up every morning like "Jesus Christ, what now?"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For one shining moment Twitter believed Kellyanne Conway had been booted from TV
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Sun February 19, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Student confesses to throwing object at motorcade
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The "Tiny Trump" meme is a thing of beauty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What a sad, empty man
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Thu February 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S.S. Trumptanic gets even "leaner" as six staffers are dismissed for failing FBI background check
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI decides not to pursue charges against Hillary Flynn
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Say hello to Federal Prisoner 38379583, Michael Flynn, who lied to the FBI during an interview about the substance of his calls to Russia
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just because he was intimately involved in Trump's campaign and in close contact with two of the people being investigated by the FBI for their ties to Russia, doesn't mean Attorney General Sessions should recuse himself from the investigation
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Secret Service launches emotional protection division to protect Trump's delicate sensibilities
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Sun January 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon personally overruled DHS decision not to include green card holders in travel ban, overruling lawyers and other people who understand things like The Constitution and laws and human rights
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Mon January 23, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe
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Sun January 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter doesn't get health insurance because you have to work for the federal government for five years to qualify
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Mon January 09, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
At this point, the list of groups *not* planning to interrupt the inauguration is much easier to identify than the listing of those groups that are
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