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Headlines matching 'United States District Court'

Sat May 25, 2013

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		Judge arrested by feds for buying heroin and carrying a gun. Appears for arraignment wearing a t-shirt with the inscription "Bad is my middle name". It goes downhill from there source: stltoday.com \| share:	(28)

Thu May 23, 2013

Kohls: Come and discover our advertised items on sale. U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals: Would you like to rephrase that?

source: latimes.com | share:

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Wed May 22, 2013

Creators of "The Annoying Orange" being sued for something other than crimes against humanity

source: inforum.com | share:

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Thu May 09, 2013


		Sure, Jesse Jackson Jr. might have misused some campaign funds. But have you heard him sing karaoke? source: blog.cleveland.com \| share:	(8)

Fri May 03, 2013

Mississippi high school tells students to come to Jesus. Atheist group tells school administrators to come to court

source: wisconsingazette.com | share:

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Sat April 27, 2013

Grocers claim that potato growers are fixing prices, all plan to keep their eyes peeled

source: kmbz.com | share:

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Wed April 24, 2013

Oh silly judge, you should know that laws don't apply to The Messiah

source: businessweek.com | share:

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Fri April 19, 2013

DC, Warner Bros. settle lawsuit with the family of Jerry Siegel, and now the companies once again own the rights to Superboy

source: deadline.com | share:

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Wed April 17, 2013


		That's not a heist. Now THIS is a heist source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(25)

Tue April 16, 2013

Film permits requested by the porn industry have all but ceased in Los Angeles County

source: dailynews.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

Former Senator Larry Craig (R) loses his wide stance on the issues at hand

source: talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

Housekeeper accused of stealing a frozen bag of meatballs faces same jail sentence as Steubenville teen convicted of rape

source: wptv.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

Megachurch pastor tells 16-year old that having sex with him "is exactly what Christ desires". How convenient

source: chicagotribune.com | share:

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Mon March 11, 2013

Former Idaho Senator Larry Craig (R-ape) claims homosexual airport bathroom sex was part of his wide duties

source: hosted.ap.org | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

Your in-laws may suck, but at least they never got you tried as a terrorist mastermind

source: reuters.com | share:

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Sun March 03, 2013

Teacher: "STFU". Student: "Blah blah blah". Teacher: Enjoy your duct tape

source: chicago.cbslocal.com | share:

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Fri February 22, 2013

If you tweet "Let's kill the president. F.E.A.R.,", expect a visit from some guys wearing suits. And don't use the old "I meant the president of Assyria" excuse. They've heard it before

source: blog.al.com | share:

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Mon February 18, 2013

The guy who slapped a baby and called it racial slurs has been fired from his job. With previous assaulting a minor mugshot goodness

source: cnn.com | share:

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Fri February 15, 2013

Nothing good can happen when a screaming 2-year-old African-American boy is seated next to a 60-year-old racist on an airplane

source: thesmokinggun.com | share:

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Thu February 14, 2013

Man who was bitten by a cobra on trial for telling authorities he was bitten by a black mamba

source: nwfdailynews.com | share:

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Mon February 11, 2013

Judge rules that it's illegal to sell custom Batmobiles because the Batmobile is itself a fictional character. Not sure if serious

source: io9.com | share:

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Thu February 07, 2013

Tucson school desegregation consent decree OK'd. In related news, President Lincoln had a really bad headache

source: mega949.com | share:

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Wed February 06, 2013

		"And he had stopped by Chick-fil-A to pick up 15 sandwiches, which he planned to smear in the dying faces of staffers he expected to kill" source: cnn.com \| share:	(281)
		Step 1: Raise money to build a downtown mosque. Step 2: Withdraw plans after public outcry. Step 3: Party like a millionaire with the donations source: upi.com \| share:	(31)

Thu January 31, 2013

		Government Action we can all get behind: DoJ files lawsuit to protect beer prices source: justice.gov \| share:	(55)
		Mom buys five frozen pizzas, learns they contain trans fats, sues California Pizza Kitchen for $5 million source: patch.com \| share:	(207)

Wed January 30, 2013

More than ten years after 9/11 and we still can't bring applesauce onto commercial flights

source: latimesblogs.latimes.com | share:

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Tue January 29, 2013

		Some people get dressed and go to work. Other people get dressed for work and then sue their employer demanding overtime because they have to get dressed before they can go to work source: northjersey.com \| share:	(153)
		Grandmother has unsecure Wi-Fi, and someone uses connection to post threats to local police department. Police respond with flash grenades and a raid. Grandmother sues source: courierpress.com \| share:	(158)

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