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56 headlines found matching 'United States Constitution'
Sat February 06, 2016
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Walmart sues Puerto Rico over 91.5% tax rate applicable only to Walmart. Puerto Rico says you're lucky we didn't take the other 8.5%
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Some Gun Blog)
 
 
 
US FEDERAL APPEALS COURT OVERTURNS MARYLANDS ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN (well not really, they sent it back to the lower court to reconsider, but apparently you can't get a greenlight for strictly correct headlines). Boobies
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Mon February 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R - eally scary) says Phil Robertson's suggestion to "rid the Earth" of same-sex marriage supporters is a "cheerful" expression of "God's love"
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Watertown Daily Times)
 
 
 
That "Pocket Constitution" the Bundy Buddies like to wave around? Turns out it's an annotated version by a Mormon cold-warrior
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Sat January 30, 2016
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney to run for Wyoming's US House Seat. Wonder who is calling shotgun?
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
In today's news mad libs, Ohio Senator Rob Portman blames the US Department of Health and Human Services for slave labor and trafficking of Guatemalan teens at Ohio egg farms
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is ready to answer the question of whether Obama is a tyrannical tyrant tyrannizing tyrannically, or merely the most incompetent empty suit president America has ever had
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Forget dueling banjos, there's a new duel in town
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks. Government's closed today. The Reagan Statue out front should've told you
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(15)
 


Sun January 24, 2016
(Cumberland Sentinel)
 
 
 
Before giving a real estate developer the go ahead to start demolishing an old building, you may want to check first to make sure it doesn't have any historical significance. Ya know, like maybe the birthplace of the Bill of Rights
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's silly birther controversy is actually going to be a real problem
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Profiles In Derpage: One of the Oregon militants is a convicted murderer outraged by the fact that he's not allowed to own guns anymore
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Fri January 22, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Six years ago the Supreme Court issued its Citizens United ruling, ushering in a new era of utopic democracy
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Thu January 21, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Rep. Justin Amash (R-eally?): Michigan doesn't need Federal aid for the Flint water crisis, because the state should be fully responsible. Like they were before the crisis was national news
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
When asked why he pocket-vetoed nearly every pro-environment bill on his governor's desk in Trenton, NJ Gov. Christie responded, "I still have a desk in Trenton?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof of President Obama running out of farks to give, vetoes bill that would have gutted Clean Water Act. Pay attention, Rick Snyder
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Tue January 19, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
One weird case has the Supreme Court divided about whether peaceful assembly is included in free speech protections. Don't worry though, money is still speech
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy Trader Joe's cashew pieces? Awesome. Also, you might die soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rather than issue a formal ruling, the Supreme Court just has Chief Justice Roberts roll his eyes and make a wanking motion with his gavel as they refuse to hear yet another challenge to the Constitutionality of Obamacare
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(CNN)
 
 
 
10% of college students believe Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court. Whitney Houston, you were so, so wrong
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Sat January 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas lawyer files lawsuit demanding to see Ted Cruz's birth certificate
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
World Net Daily has had it up TO HERE with all this nonsensical "birtherism" poppycock. Would also like to know who the hell put goose sauce on its gander
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Fri January 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
During last night's Republican debate, Trump asks if a goddamn moose chucker like Cruz can even legally be president
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda: Please stop sending us dildos
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Tue January 12, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Second-hand store valor protected by 1st Amendment
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Naked Portland violinist loses claim that cops infringed on constitutional rights by interrupting his solo performance outside federal courthouse. "The judge said Mglej's nudity didn't advance a specific message, so it wasn't protected"
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Sun January 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After seven contentious years in office, Obama and the GOP can finally agree on something: Sean Penn is a massive douche
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
TX Gov. Greg Abbott calls for a constitutional convention to approve nine new constitutional amendments, remake the entire thing in Texas' image
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While the message has been lost in the frontier gibberish of dimwitted militiamen and a dysfunctional ranch family, the federal government has historically engaged in a massive land-grab in western states
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Republicans draft bill that would prohibit state and local governments from enforcing executive orders or Supreme Court decisions that are "not in pursuance of the Constitution"
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Tue January 05, 2016
(PBS)
 
 
 
John Kasich responds to the Yall Queda takeover: What? When did this happen? Yesterday? Didn't hear about it. Where, you say? Oregon? Where's that? Dunno that place. Sorry, gotta go
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It took Megyn Kelly to make Yall Qaeda leader Ammon Bundy admit on live TV he is a complete idiot
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The protesters are demanding 5 million dollars and safe passage to 1874
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Non-Local Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz calls on the terrorists in Oregon to stand down peaceably, thus dashing his presidential hopes
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Prison inmate filed 2014 lawsuit alleging that Obama was selling Muslim oils in a wig and mustache, and forced the plaintiff to have oral sex with Obama's dogs, and something about Cliven Bundy. But then it gets weird
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Sun January 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
By Grabthar's Hammer, John Kasich has a new slogan
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Sat January 02, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Justice Scalia: Fark the First Amendment
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Thu December 31, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bundy's sovereign citizen goons are heading to Oregon for a new showdown with the federal government, to the delight of U.S. popcorn growers
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Wed December 30, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
In a legal battle that was in no way secretly funded by Redskins owner Daniel Synder, the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit rules in favor of the rock band "The Slants" and finds that a ban on offensive trademarks violates the 1st Amendment
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Sat December 26, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California lawsuit wants to outlaw bail bondsmen
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Convenience store boss works his 40th straight Christmas, says he wasn't even supposed to be there any of those days
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Thu December 24, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The chance of DraftKings and FanDuel continuing business in Illinois has just become a fantasy
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Wed December 23, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
World's smallest violin manufacturer fires up their electron microscope as anti-immigrant political candidate claims she is discriminated against
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not News: Someone says that Sen. Ted Cruz doesn't really believe in the Teabagger-pandering crap he's spouting on the campaign trail. News: A prominent D.C. politician. Fark: Sen. Ted Cruz
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Tue December 22, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In political news Hillary announces plan to battle Alzheimer's. Also in political news Hillary announces plan to battle Alzheimer's
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Mon December 21, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sons of Confederate Veterans claim they have a first amendment right to free expression, speech and association, which they can only exercise by forcing the city of New Orleans to maintain and preserve confederate statues
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Should Guantanamo Bay be the site of the first United States concentration camp? Fox News says Yes
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Thu December 17, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Douglas Hughes, the man who landed a gyrocopter on the U.S. Capitol's lawn, announces new plans to land in a Congressional seat occupied by a South Florida Democrat who is the "poster child for establishment politics." Bye-bye, Debbie
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Tue December 15, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio has a plan to answer the question of marriage equality. By making it illegal again
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Thu December 10, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio vows to roll back LGBT protections if elected. Of course he does
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve King: We can't even get the two Muslims in Congress to reject sharia law, so why would anyone from the middle east do so? Bonus: One of the two Muslims in Congress was only steps away when he said that
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Tue December 08, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not done with the "solution," Trump also wants to close off parts of the internet for reasons
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You thought counting certain people as 3/5 of a human was bad? The Supremes are about to hear a case aimed at drawing districts based solely on the number of qualified voters therein
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Wed November 18, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Authorities arrest man who dressed as the Joker and threatened in YouTube video to kill one Muslim a week, poison Gotham's water supply
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Mon November 16, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican governors of states no migrant wants to come to falling over themselves to say they won't take any migrants
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