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320 headlines found matching 'United States Congress'
Mon May 29, 2017
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Some gave all
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Some of you are celebrating the wrong thing this weekend
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New GOP bill would make it virtually impossible to sue the police, even in cases of egregious misconduct
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fmr. Speaker of the House Boehner says that GOP tax reform is just a bunch of happy talk thanks to a President that seems to be learning on the job how to be President
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
GOP votes to undo pesticide protections for nation's waterways
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson denounces Montana GOP congressional candidate for bodyslamming reporter, then goes on to explain that it's all liberals' fault for saying so many mean things about Trump
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas House ignores piddly matters like funding schools and balancing the state budget to pass obscenely important bill mandating use of 12-point Times New Roman font on letter to be given to all women seeking abortions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich says we should just abolish the CBO because of course he does
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Wed May 24, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
USDA advises farmers to brace for increased leopard attacks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CBO score on TrumpCare 2.0 is in: 23 million uninsured, mild deficit reduction, America not great again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Trey Gowdy needs to have his ass kicked': Ex-CIA agent blasts lawmaker for grandstanding at Brennan hearing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joseph Lieberman tells Trump he won't drop the FBI Russian collusion investigation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee to Mike Flynn, we will see your fifth and raise you a pair. A pair of subpoenas on your businesses
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
House GOP trips on their own dicks yet again
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The Saudis gave Trump $360b in deals hoping Trump would rescind the 9/11 lawsuit law. Unfortunately, they are about to learn what Americans already know, the man is not so much a deal maker, as he is a promise breaker
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God did not get Trump elected to see him impeached
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Supreme Court trolls patent trolls
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump team drops most idiotic and DOA budget proposal ever while the boss is off suffering bouts of exhaustion in the desert
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Abbott signs law protecting pastors' sermons from subpoena, even if said pastor spews hate-speech and death threats. "Texas law now will be your strength and your sword and your shield," Abbott said, invoking Bible verse
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says that Trump has somewhere between an even chance and a 1-in-4 chance of being impeached, which is about the same as what he said about Trump being elected
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
1. Herp, 2. Derp, 3. Wargarble, 4. Hurr, 5. Durr, 6. . . . uhh, there's not enough memes for nonsense to encompass this list
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA), Articles of Impeachment drafting process may already be underway in the House Judiciary Committee
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump to touch the third rail of politics. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bribery allegations shave 10% off entire Brazilian stock market
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Even Russia Today is turning on Trump, reporting online odds of his Impeachment at 33%. Even Clinton was only up to 15% before his Impeachment began
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hey everyone, look over here: tax reform. We got tax reform right here. C'mon guys, pay attention. Why won't anyone pay attention?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Imagine if your entire party's agenda was at risk because the president you blindly support for fear of losing power or becoming victim to his bouts of mental illness and willingly ignore his treason
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trumpscare hasn't been passed to the Senate yet because Paul Ryan is an idiot
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maybe the special counsel wasn't such a hot idea
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chaffetz asks that the burning clown car be pulled over so he can get out
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: Marijuana is EVIL and the DEBBILS LETTUCE and we will never ever never make it legal. Bankers: I'd like a slice of that market share please. GOP: Hey maybe we were a bit hasty with this whole cannabis thing
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mama duck and 12 ducklings rescued from 6th floor of Library of Congress, relocated to QL696 as they were clearly misshelved
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(CNN)
 
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John Kasich: I hate to say I told you so, but... Who am I kidding? I told you so
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you had 116 Days for the official call to impeachment, step up and collect your prize
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
For Darrell Issa, the bird is the word for any reporter asking about the Comey flap
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis collapses during DC race; received CPR, taken to hospital
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Putin offers to give transcripts of President Trump committing treason to the United States Congress. Da, comrade
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Legislature passes bill allowing parents to prevent schools from teaching their babies science
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leopards spotted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A review of congressional lawmakers' stock transactions over the past two years shows 34 House and Senate lawmakers have bought and sold more than 100 stocks, putting their financial interests regularly in conflict with their work on Capitol Hill"
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
New PPP poll: For the first time, more Americans want Trump impeached than not, 49% wish Hillary was president, 55% wish Obama was still President and 41% of Trump voters believe he could have stopped the Civil War
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump thinks he can just power through the Russia investigation and everything will go back to normal any day real soon now
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Mon May 15, 2017
(WNYC)
 
 
 
NJ Rep who hasn't held town hall in 4 years is upset that activists are having them without him. Does he: A) finally face his constituents, B) find some other form of voter interface, or C) send a letter to the organizer's boss to try to get her fired?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate issued a subpoena to the WH for documents about Flynn-that's good, But if the WH ignores the subpoena it's up to Jeff Sessions-who is also a target of the probe-to enforce it-that's bad. But the subpoena comes with a free frozen yogurt
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Comey's firing: "Do you remember normal weeks? Because I don't. I don't remember what they felt like. Trump is so desperate to appear dominant, he will rush to take the credit for anything, no matter how bad it is"
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Finally the Congress gets to work on something dear and important to us winos, making sure our wine will soon pack a higher alcohol content
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five myths about Jeff Sessions. Well, two are no longer myths
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Mick Foley endorses The Rock for President. Hey guys. Idiocracy has already come true. No need
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Thu May 11, 2017
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
NC: We need $929 million to recover from Hurricane Matthew. Trump: You'll get $6.1 million and like it
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
President Trump tries to have every old press release deleted from the internet. In related news, Barbra Streisand appointed as new head of the President's online PR department
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
It took New Jersey politicians 6 years to figure out what to do about Snooki getting paid to speak on campus: a new law that will change nothing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bad: you're too scared to show up to a town hall meeting to defend your Trumpcare vote. Worse: a Democratic colleague shows up instead
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Now you are gonna want to sit down for this: a TX lawmaker admitted his bill to reclassify TX prisons as "day care centers" so they could be used to house ICE detainees, was written by a lobbyist for one of the largest private prison corps in the US
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Voting Rights Act is likely to be coming back as the Zombie Voting Rights Act
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(Politico)
 
 
 
From the office of Dear God Why, I bring you a James Patterson / Bill Clinton collaboration
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Here's a list of the bucket full of lies the GOP is telling everyone about their health care replacement bill: No. 1 - An $880 billion dollar cut to Medicaid won't result in millions losing coverage. Yeah, I didn't say they were good lies
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"What the Trump administration did last week on the federal budget was so astoundingly bizarre that it would have been a great plot for an episode of The Twilight Zone if that show were still on the air"
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Vermont may be the next state to legalize recreational THC, make some cows really happy
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ummmm ... yes, President Trump, white people are allowed to go to HBCUs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Living well might be the best revenge, but mailing your ashes to your GOP Representative is pretty good too
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas senate votes to drop the state's mandatory vehicle safety inspection. All noble Texans should immediately head to a scrapyard, buy whatever clapped out piece of crap their heart has been yearning for all these years, and enjoy the open road
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The House passing their healthcare bill might have actually delayed tax reform
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan AG to curb meth 'smurfing.' Tweaky Smurf unavailable for comment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When even the Washington Post is calling for torches and pitchforks against the GOP, you done goofed
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
If you like your asthma you can keep it under the Republican healthcare plan...for a small extra fee of $4,000
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republican members of Congress cheering the passage of their revised health care bill is like claiming victory in a football game at the end of the first quarter"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out the federal government already has control over drug prices. Where is Catheter Cowboy when we need him?
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Australia has a better healthcare system than us. And when the ACHA passes the Senate, it'll stay that way for the foreseeable future"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ranking Dem on the Senate Intel Committee gives 2 to 1 odds of Trump not finishing his term. Lots of other words and umlauts in article
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
For all the sturm und drang over the House ACA repeal, it turns out the Senate won't even vote on it, preferring instead to write their own bill
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
And the GOP would have gotten away with repealing Obamacare if it weren't for all those meddling sick people
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utter) returns to DC to vote for Trumpcare, to allow states to opt out of pre-existing condition coverage, after foot surgery on 12-year-old pre-existing condition
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Can you smell what President Dwayne Johnson is cookin'?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one before: Obamacare replacement bill drafted by Republicans on the verge of dying
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The United States Congress takes a break from barely remaining operational as the most hated entity in the country to lecture airlines on how they can better serve their customers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sentient tub of Cinnabon frosting Chris Christie vetoes a bill requiring politicians to release tax returns that was inspired by Trump, but there's no conflict of interest. Why do you keep saying that Trump has any conflicts of interest?
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court denies the Telecom industry's request to rehear their challenge to the FCC's Net Neutrality rules- on the grounds that their inside man at the Agency is poised to gut them anyway, so what's the point?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amtrak money, NEA money, BLM money, the ability to bring back as many Cubans (cigars, not people) that you want. Seriously, what the hell did the Republicans get out of this deal? They did a reverse Boehner and gave Democrats 98% of what they wanted
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Mon May 01, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans makes Mardis Gras slightly more interesting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo's Fact Checker tallies up President Trump's first 100 days: 488 lies with four days having 20 or more lies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the other news about the bill that keeps the governments' doors open was the giant, bi-partisan, middle finger Congress gave to Jeff Sessions by including language that blocks the DOJ from interfering with states' medical marijuana laws
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump has no clue what's in his own health care bill
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"While the investigations aren't moving very fast, they're increasingly serious - even, in some measure, bipartisan. Trump's scofflaw habits are keeping them alive...nobody wants to be the next Nunes"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress agrees to remain dysfunctional until September
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"In my first hundred days I kept my promises": An op-ed by Donald J. Trump
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Sat April 29, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Meet Republican legislator who is blocking state's first memorial to black slaves because he doesn't want "to celebrate defeat"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDR set the benchmark for a President's first 100 days, which created such a high standard that few since then have measured up. And then there's DJT, who hasn't fulfilled ANY of his First 100 campaign promises, or anything else for that matter
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congress votes to keep the government open one more week
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Montana Senate votes to suspend rules of space and time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Secret Service won't allow Good Guys to help in protecting Trump during his NRA speech. Subby's guessing its either out of jealousy or not wanting to get outsourced too
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the mainstream media's headline is reading like a Fark headline there might be cause for concern
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers claim their client can't be held responsible for his actions in court because he's broken too many laws
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz taking medical leave from Congress to have a procedure done. It'll be nice for him to be able to finally have his head out of his ass
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Legislature considering bill to add work requirement for Medicaid recipients, because if you're poor, disabled, or elderly, be thankful we're not making you pee in a cup for healthcare
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Trump: we're pulling out of NAFTA
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"What Americans now have to fear is a federal police state bent on increasing its power, flexing its muscles, and never apologizing"
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Wed April 26, 2017
(FCC)
 
 
 
Before Net Neutrality is forever destroyed, let's take a moment and tell FCC commissioner Ajit Pai just exactly how we feel
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(WTVY Dothan)
 
 
 
Suspended Alabama Supreme Court justice to take his commandments to Washington
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump again vows to take the court to court
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper points out Donald Trump is "cramming like a college kid" in order to show he learned something in his first 100 days
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The 2018 midterms are gonna be totally insane brah, with hundreds of Berniebros inspired to get out there and lose horribly to people with things like funding and organization
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Almost 100 days into his presidency, we still don't have a really good idea of how to define "Trumpism." Actually, subby has a really good idea of how to define it, but the Fark filters won't let me use most of those words in my headline
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress needs the Rooney Rule as much as subby needs a crowbar to the base of his skull
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Proof that not all members of the GOP are worthless farking pieces of shiat. Republican judge retires so that a Democratic judge can take his spot before the seat is eliminated. Fark: NC Judge
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Sun April 23, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to prevent the inevitable showdown between Church and State
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Sat April 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Carter Page insists he's only named like the antagonist in a bad political thriller
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Giving away free joints at a pot giveaway? Yep, that's an arresting
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What happens if the President doesn't matter?" In the current White House, lots of fussing, crying, tweeting, and bombing of random countries
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: Conservatives finally find a tax they like. Fark: A tax on porn. Ultrafark: It would come in the form of a filter that would be added to computers, and phones that would block obscene material until you pay a $20 fee
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama: Mr. Roy Moore, your behavior was so egregious we're upholding your lifetime ban from being a lawyer. Moore: 'ok fine, then I'll run for governor, then I won't have to follow your silly laws anymore'
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Bible study group
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Vets group thanks Trump for fulfilling his promise to take credit for Obama era legislation
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants AHCA vote before the 100 day mark
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California Democrats legalize child prostitution
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "the radical left might shut down the government with a whiny temper tantrum and that's a bad thing"
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Tue April 18, 2017
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Court of Appeals tosses out hog farm lawsuit on technicality, likely angering Dirt Farm Harry who's not your average pig and won't just roll with it
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas didn't think its cunning plan through as bill that forbids cities from creating a protected class would nullify existing ordinances protecting LGBT people, veterans, the elderly, and pregnant women
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Group who made cheat bot for Overwatch slapped with $8.6 million fine
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Sun April 16, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to know how to fix Obamacare? Ask Alaska
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Hidden.gov
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
If you need another reason not to visit Iowa, the state has just adopted a Stand Your Ground law, meaning anyone with a gun can legally shoot and kill you without provocation
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Since we can't afford to buy politicians' internet browsing history, let's see what Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-uberjaeger) is up to
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Wed April 12, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Arsonist wanted in Polk County for several wildfires. Well, I normally do house fires, but I guess I could stretch
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Party of Small Government® is about to trigger a government shutdown because they're mad that local governments won't become puppets of the federal government
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney: Okay, okay. Maybe we were too hard on you agencies. How about we let up on this hiring freeze, okay? Oh and we're still gutting almost all of your budgets. Have a good one
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
"This is a service, no one pays me to be here," claims U.S. Congressman about meeting with his constituents
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(MSN)
 
 
 
United (who else?): "Every ticket, of course, guarantees a passenger a seat on the plane"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: do not try to pick up rattlesnakes, even if you've shot them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus chair says that a deal 'close' on ObamaCare repeal
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Joe Wilson learns what it feels like when the shoe is on the other foot
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Muslim 'Daily Show' comedian who says Trump is a "straight up" racist is disappointed the president won't come see him host this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. Go figure
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(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Gun bill in Missouri house would make business owners who post signs prohibiting concealed firearms responsible for injuries sustained during any criminal act involving guns on their property
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Fusion)
 
 
 
"The Trump administration has no idea what it's doing on Syria," says the headline that is two words too long
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Senate's new rules on filibustering mean that, theoretically, a bill or nomination can pass the Senate with the support of Senators representing 16.2% of the nation's population
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans, Democrats working together to avoid a government shutdown, as neither side wants to see what that sort of brinkmanship would do to Trump
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former President Bill Clinton does lunch with former President George H.W. Bush, gives him socks ...whatever that means
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Sun April 09, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Impeachment proceedings to begin very soon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders demands Trump come to Congress over Syria
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Since Congress won't protect your internet privacy, states are taking matters into their own hands. Bonus: Massachusetts GOP introduced the bill
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dear Congress, Vital national security beautiful babies Syria bombing campaign national interests vital. Chief boss me says so, vital best words chemical weapons bombing raid necessary national interest. Vital. Love, Donald
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Having solved the rest of the nation's problems, Congress legalizes shooting hibernating bears
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a clown singing Pinball Wizard to the tune of Folsom Prison Blues. You're welcome
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Fri April 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here comes the inevitable article claiming that Syria just changed EVERYTHING. If you had CNN in the poll, please click on the left to claim your prize
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Thu April 06, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Bill passed to require drug programs in all W.Va. public schools which is redundant, since when Subby attended W.Va. public schools there was already an excellent drug program in place just down the alley
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Federal Judge overturns Arizona law that made changing a diaper an act of child molestation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan says "tax reform is tougher than health care," no doubt preparing his fellow Republicans for another humiliating defeat
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Wed April 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic outreach: it's "The Bernie Show" starring everybody's favorite cantankerous non-Democratic Senator, Bernie Sanders
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Federal committee considers cybersecurity corps
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bannon removed from National Security Council. Is it Christmas already?
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Tue April 04, 2017
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Sanders, Warren, Ellison and Jayapal show some spine by introducing the College For All Act in the House and the Senate. List of supportive Democratic politicians to the left, complaining about BernieBros and purity tests to the right
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Mon April 03, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Prepare your bunker, nuclear turtle inbound
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel have Chinese food stuck to his teeth? Will there be a surprise announcement to throw the media off Russiagate? Will April Ryan piss him off again for merely existing? THIS is your Spiceweasel Press Briefing thread (2:30 start time)
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember BernieBros? Turns out they were most likely Russian bots
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And here are a couple more salvos in the Trump vs. Freedom Caucus civil war
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Fri March 31, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel tell us Flynn is part of a deep state conspiracy to get our phenomenal, precious bodily fluids? Will *he* flip on Trump too? Can anyone contain the utter chaos of it all? THIS is your Friday News Dump WH Press Briefing (1pm start)
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost in the shuffle today was Vice President Pence casting the 51st vote to strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood. With a chance of the ACA being repealed next week, you ladies are gonna have to learn to just keep your godless legs shut
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Do not lie to Don Lemon. Don Lemon will expose your idiocy. Especially if said lie is claiming Russia helped the Clintons
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You want to read what the law actually says citizen? Sure. That will be $1,207.02. Will that be cash, check or arm and a leg?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel claim the Senate Intelligence hearing was "Phenomenal"? Will April tear him a new one? Will he finally start beating reporters for questioning his authority? THIS is your Spiceweasel White House Press Briefing (1:30pm start time)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republicans vote to disallow the EPA to rely on science
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
There are at least three things you need for a successful political movement: convictions, courage and effective communication. The Republicans in Congress behave as if they have none of the above
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A news artifact from the Before Times when using one's elected office to personally enrich yourself was considered a crime: The FBI reveals that one of Rep. Aaron Schock's own staffers was their informant and he recorded conversations with Schock
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Medical MJ bill in Florida says you can't smoke, vape, or eat it. There's always injecting like Becky. RIP Becky
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
The Democratic mayor of Baltimore vetoes a Democrat-passed bill advancing a plank of the DNC platform. That was also her biggest campaign promise last year
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hillary speaks in public, causing hundreds of Bros online to panic and demand that she not run for president
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The House is already talking impeachment
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pres. Trump just found something he likes about Bill Clinton
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
"Repeal and replace Obamacare" made a nice campaign sound bite, not least because of the alliteration. How do you do it, though, once government-sponsored insurance has become part of the living-room furniture?
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberals want you to think they are compassionate, but really, they aren't. When they spend a dollar to feed a poor person, they stole that dollar from someone else. So you see, starving to death is the same thing as taxes, so vote Republican
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions: 'States' rights means states have the right to do what I tell them to do, or else. Got it? Good. Now get outta here.'
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Every tough vote is going to suffer the same fate as Trumpcare, because even in a sleazy town like DC, the only currency in a tough vote is trust. And literally nobody trusts Trump
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Sun March 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colorado wants to reclassify the narcotic THC in hopes they can somehow evade the inevitable federal crackdown
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Sat March 25, 2017
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Arkansas reconsiders giving drunken sports fans guns, or as Andy Griffin would say, "Sometimes even a blind squirrel can catch a peacock"
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's how President Trump's impeachment will go down ...if it does
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Thu March 23, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Please note: when preparing a legal attack, please make sure the target of your lawsuit actually exists
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Walking piece of garbage and noted hypocrite Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) proposes using facial recognition software to track illegal immigrants
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's time for the daily disaster that is Spicey's Spintime. White House Press Briefing starts at 1:30... or whenever Bullshiat Spice decides to show up
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arkansas Governor signed a bill allowing people with CCW licenses to carry guns "at state colleges, some bars, government buildings and even the state Capitol." Said Governor Hutchinson at the signing: Yeee-HAW *blam* *blam*
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
It's now a crime to harass livestock with a drone in Utah, so change up those bachelor party plans
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham threatens to impeach Trump if he starts waterboarding. I hope surfboarding is still okay, since we know Trump loves his water sports
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel throw Paul under the bus? Will Sean create an alternate reality where Trump is a Democrat so therefore the Democrats are working with Russia? Better man a fort, THIS is your Sean Spiceweasel's daily press briefing. (starts 1:30ET)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"If they vote against [Trumpcare] they could face the wrath of a vengeful and combative president. If they vote for it, they risk retribution from the Koch [bros.] and other powerful right-wing players whose money can be pivotal in re-election races"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What's it like to have Trump grab you by the pussy?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump invokes David Chappelle's "If George Bush Were Black" strategy
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Tue March 21, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: "And here we have an excellent specimen of Florida man, in his natural environment of the glare of television cameras, police sirens, and handcuffs"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check in with some actual healthcare providers and see what they think about Paul Ryan's Trumpcare powerpoint.... oh. Oh my
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas passes bill allowing doctors to withhold information from pregnant women about detected birth defects like Down's Syndrome, Republicanism, Cowboys fandom
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Supreme Court considers whether one guy sitting under a pine tree in Texas should be primarily responsible for American patent litigation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump threatens Republicans to support TrumpCare or lose their seats. Or possibly grab them by it, one of the two
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Why isn't It easier to file your tax return for free? You can thank TurboTax and H&R Block
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Get to know Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes, a former dairy farmer in charge of US spies and intel
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Treasury Department takes steps to stop borrowing money. Mostly to take a quick break to officially celebrate the national debt passing the $20 trillion mark
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to get "World's 2nd Best Boss" mug
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Fri March 17, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Just in time for your Friday news dump- US Attorney Preet Bharara was actively investigating HHS Director Tom Price when fired
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida GOP finds novel way to solve invasive python problem: cut food stamps to 200,000 people and they'll be desperate enough to eat the snakes
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Republican Governor forgets how to Governor, and six vetoed bills will become law
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Guy who doesn't like gay people stomps all over their flag. This is not a metaphor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What does it take to get a Democrat and Republican to work together? ROAD TRIP
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bunch of GOP senators are rooting for Republican healthcare efforts to fail because they don't want to get blamed for killing millions of people
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maryland judge likes the cut of Hawaii judge's jib, and issues another ban on Trump's travel ban. So for those playing along at home: The revised ban has been banned and banned again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: "If Democrats want to fix healthcare, they should offer their own bill." That's the joke
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP is scrambling to re-write their healthcare bill after the CBO estimates show just how much it will piss off their voting base of old white people
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
To prepare for the resurgence in coal jobs that Trump has promised, West Virginia Senate proposes eliminating nearly all mine safety regulations
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
You've never really libbed until you're so lib that Bernie Sanders isn't liberal enough for you
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Microwave catches Paul Ryan throwing Trump under the bus
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Texas congressman Joe "The Oil Gargler" Barton repeatedly insists that beating women is a state's rights issue, then yells at his constituents to shut up when they disagree with his rampant idiocy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Breitbart begins sharpening some very long knives
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NBC Reporter: "Can we trust that what the President says is real?" Bullshiat Spice: "If he's not joking, of course"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CBO will release their score for Trumpcare at 4 PM, to be followed by Presidential toilet rant on twitter at 5 AM
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spicer will finally reveal the wiretapping evidence against Obama- or implode. (Live at 1ish EST)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Even Breitbart thinks that Tom Price's comments that "everyone will be covered" under Trumpscare was the lie of the year
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Sun March 12, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Meh, we didn't need those Afghans who helped U.S. forces despite risk to life and limb anyways
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
GOP wants you to know that Keith Hall is a liberal hack who isn't fit to be CBO director
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Fri March 10, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Judge tosses out defamation lawsuit because Darrell Issa (R-dishonest and CAllous) failed to show that he wasn't dishonest and callous
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Once again lawmakers try to create minimum seat requirements on planes. If at first you don't succeed ... just keep proposing legislation
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Thu March 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spicy talks about how the giant tax breaks for rich people and higher insurance premiums are good, OK? But you people keep writing your stories to make us look bad
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida to debate expanding controversial 'stand your ground' law, possibly extending the bag limit to five
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Nothing like a criminal holding up a sign that says "I am not a criminal"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Mr. Pence, do you believe Trump's claim about Obama wiretapping him, yes or no?" VP Pence: "EVASIVE MANEUVERS, EVASIVE MANEUVERS. ALL POWER TO PORT THRUSTERS AND TRANSFER ALL POWER TO DEFLECTOR SHIELDS"
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Obama is "engaging with domestic terrorists" to take down Trump. Wait, domestic terrorists typically support Trump
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"You can't wait one week to see what it would cost?" an exasperated Shepard Smith lambastes Republican Congressman Buddy Carter for trying to push through an ill-informed ACA repeal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing like a sitting president threatening a bloodbath if his health care bill doesn't pass
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Tue March 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Right-wing House Republicans not happy with slow progress of Obamacare repeal so they're gonna build their own ACA repeal bills. With blackjack. And hookers
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Bill just filed in the Arkansas State House, would "allow public school teachers to teach creationism and intelligent design as theories" alongside actual science. Surely, no one will notice this time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
8 tricks for defending Trump on the left. More tricks on the right
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(Time)
 
 
 
Impeachment was our last hope. No. There is another
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, House Republicans have released their plan that will replace Obamacare. No, you don't need to know its cost yet, just enjoy the plan. What's that? Who's covered? I SAID JUST ENJOY THE PLAN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let this sink in for a second: ALABAMA lawmakers may be showing more of a commitment to ethics and good government than the United States Congress right now, as the GOP-dominated legislature meets to discuss impeaching their Republican governor
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For Trump to have any chance to accomplish any of his goals, he needs the "administrative state" that his puppet master Steve Bannon wants to destroy
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
In a great confluence of political cross currents of nothingberger, the story that DWS failed to recognize SEAL's widow turns out to be fake, or was it?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And here it is. The stupidest thing you will read all day
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We won't know what's in the healthcare bill until after it's been voted on." Of course. Typical libe-what? Rand Paul? RAND PAUL
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions calls for own removal from office
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Wed March 01, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
People who know point out how Trump has changed his wardrobe to look less Trumpian. Same people throw up their hands over Sean Spicer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Odd, just eight years ago a president asking for a lot of money for infrastructure projects was grounds for conservative riots, death threats, and impeachment talks
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
A healthcare plan only republicans can see? We are really taxing that "Emperor has no clothes" parable to the limit
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Of the three bills and two executive orders President Trumpler signed yesterday, guess which one wasn't given a signing ceremony or photoshoot
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Factchecking of Trump's speech exceeds expectations by 17%
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
Trump administration wants to strip privacy protections from non-U.S. citizens that have been in place for decades
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
They'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dumb watchdog. SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here is the real democratic response to Trump's speech
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Tue February 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Majority Whip Steve Scalise says the leaked draft of the GOP's Obamacare replacement plan that circulated yesterday is "no longer viable" because you PEEKED and RUINED the surprise
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Budget Chief says Trump's proposed budget "sends a very powerful message". And that message, is, of course: We have absolutely no idea what we are doing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Time to talk Trump impeachment"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnnesota legalizes Sunday liquor sales after 100+ years. Coincidence that It happened shortly after Trump became POTUS? Subby thinks not
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump transition official: Executive Order allowing you the freedom to discriminate based on your religious beliefs against LGBT is coming, because you can't be American unless you piss on someone else. #MAGA
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's constituents host town hall without him, talk to empty chair representing the master of Stockholm Syndrome
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Sun February 26, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Are the Town Hall Revolts working?
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Sat February 25, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
They'll call it "The war of Eastern aggression"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The republicans might be too scared to face voters at town hall meetings, but they haven't yet missed a single meeting with rich donors and their bottomless bank accounts. Priorities people. Priorities
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
As the revolt in Brownbackistan gains momentum, rebel forces seize control of the state legislature and vote to accept Obamacare funds to expand Medicaid, and restore the tenure rights to public school teachers that were removed in 2014
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Mullet man says hair is not a hate crime
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(National Review)
 
 
 
This just in: President Trump is less authoritarian than Obama. We now return you to your normally programmed hysteria
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
President Bannon admits his Cabinet nominees were selected to destroy their agencies: "If you look at these Cabinet nominees, they were selected for a reason, and that is deconstruction"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Even the Republican town halls are nice in MN: Oh you better don't stop supporting Trump and stop threatening to repeal Obamacare, I may have to vote Democratic next election, dontchaknow
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House officials subscribing to that "definition of insanity" axiom hoping that Trump's speech to Congress won't be a rambling diatribe of insane racist street preacher thoughts, Prison Planet articles, and tin-pot dictator wet dreams
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know what it takes to get an 8-0 ruling at SCOTUS? Girl with cerebral palsy wins right to sue school that refused to allow her service dog on campus
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Wed February 22, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Elected officials want high school students to pass the same citizenship test given to immigrants. News station asks lawmakers the same test questions with predictable results
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Flynn is just the latest victim in a disturbing pattern of reckless and defiant behavior from individuals embedded in the Intelligence Community who are unwilling to heed the rule of law
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out that you actually DO have to commit a crime before the GOP can punish you for it. Go figure
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Tue February 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lewandowski: "Trump's team is letting him down." Later adding, "If I was still there, I'd totally right the ship with the right people. But noooo, bastards dumped my ass because I was *too* good at their job"
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Donald Trump's imperial presidency, I'm Barack Obama your tour guide"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Congress to investigate why Obama gave Kenya a half-billion dollars in weapons on his last day in office
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Mon February 20, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Dream of operating a shady and deceptive business that rips off customers every day? Then set up shop in Missouri, where it'll soon be illegal to sue a business for anything
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Sun February 19, 2017
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
The March for Science is set to happen on Earth Day
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
v Wade
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
All of Washington is using an app called Confide, which allows deletion of messages after reading. Only problem is, it's not legal
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Congressman Ted Lieu demands investigation into Trump's use of unsecured Android phone and WH staff's use of private email servers. This should make it to committee by sometime around 2028
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
House passes bill to allow Trump to grab millions of women by the pussy at once
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Trump offered a lesson in public relations by the Aussie PM, quoting Winston Churchill. "You're wasting your time complaining about the media." Twitter meltdown in 3, 2, 1
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
And the first GOP Congressman has hit the Trump-Putin International Hotel and Pleasure Palace
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz decides maybe he should be locked up
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
This is the Silence of the Lambs Congress. They're utterly silent, emerging from the House gym or their three-hour lunches only to scream to the press about Trump
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Of the 88 scheduled GOP town halls so far, 35 of them are for just one dude in Wisconsin
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Is it really a "subissue" that American intelligence are spying on and attempting to undermine a lawfully elected president and his administration? That's not an elephant in the room. It's a mammoth
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Wed February 15, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The tax plan that Donald Trump has is based off of one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House panel rejects demands for Trump to release his tax returns
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
"The whole episode is evidence of the precipitous and ongoing collapse of America's democratic institutions - not a sign of their resiliency"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump signs repeal of transparency law that required oil companies to disclose payments to foreign governments. We all drained here? Everything great again?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump exposed his hand, unveiling his true views on LGBTQ rights
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-unaway) claims paid agitators protested at his town hall. Should have been worried about masked, armed people who rushed guards to try getting in. "They exercised their open-carry right. But it's obviously a challenge for us"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP is reconsidering Town Hall meetings after Republican politicians get called out repeatedly on their bullshiat by constituents
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Mon February 13, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Studies show that showing up and yelling at your congressperson is actually very helpful
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Sun February 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
America 2017: When a Congressman holding a "civil" town hall is considered news
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
That eight-member Supreme Court will hurt Trump and the GOP. If only they hadn't stonewalled Obama
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"In case it wasn't clear, blue-state legislatures are not only in full frontal rebellion against President Donald Trump, they're trolling him"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
GOP declares total war against Consumer Financial Protection Bureau because Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #82 demands such
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Happy 50th birthday to the 25th Amendment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP frets over the fact that people expect them to do stuff and fix things
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's naval buildup may be deadlier than you imagined. And not because we're gonna have another Battle of Jutland
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The brave Republican warrior who Trump was considering for the job of arguing his cases to the Supreme Court has withdrawn his name from consideration because a rubberstamp Congress that would approve Satan is just too much to bear
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill to require White House to have psychiatrist evaluate the mental health of the President. Here. I'll save you some money. The President is crazier than a barnyard rat on meth. There you go, see how easy that was?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ayn Rand loving, boot strappy, manly man Republican Congressman refuses to hold open town hall meeting because he might actually hear something he doesn't like and he just can't handle that sort of thing right now
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah passes bill forbidding doctors from prescribing abortion-inducing medication by telemedicine. Drone delivery still OK
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Obama's Muslim Caliphate Dictatorship. New hotness: Trump's Fascist Aryan Police State
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Tue February 07, 2017
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Montana plans to go after deadbeat parents where it hits them the hardest--their rights to huntin' and fishin'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do it
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Legislator pushes panic button during debate to prove he should be allowed to carry a gun to the Capitol
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to defund "out of control" California
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Arizona Republicans decide charities who help refugees should be penalized $1,000 per day for each refugee they help
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientific cases to watch in 2017. Here comes the Supreme Court
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Thu February 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley poised for surge in private donations
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Jason Chaffetz withdraws his bill to require the Dept of the Interior to sell off millions of acres of publicly held land after discovering there is such a thing as going too damn far even in the eyes of Utah voters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice nominee Neil Gorsuch was founder and president of 'Fascism Forever Club' at his elite high school
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
How to revoke an executive order. Difficulty: Success rate rare if not impossible
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's 2021, and president Donald Trump will shortly be sworn in for his second term
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rep Chaffetz (R-epulsive Cancerous Growth) is sponsoring HR 621 because f*ck America, that's why
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember that time when the SCOTUS-nominee's mother became the first cabinet official to be charged with contempt of Congress?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having solved all problems of national and global significance, Congress decides to resume governing the District of Columbia
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yazidi Woman on ISIS "most wanted list" because she mobilized the world to defend her people from ISIS' attempted genocide, may not be able to go to the US to accept an award because the Trump Administration collectively lacks 1/100th of her courage
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Leaked memo from the EPA reveals no one at the agency--including its new director--knows what the hell is going on with the agency now that Trump's in charge of everything
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Dems delay their eventual surrender by boycotting confirmation hearing, preventing GOP from moving forward
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Remember yesterday when WH sources claimed that Capitol Hill Staffers wrote Trump's executive Order on immigration? Staffers claim they never saw the damn thing let alone worked on it. Popcorn and lawnchairs available to the right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump's impeachment is gaining ground because Republicans are already deserting this president in droves, and because the man is psychiatrically incapable of checking whether something is legal before he does it"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Think of it this way: Scholars say there are so many legal challenges to Trump's executive order on immigration that he'll be long dead before they're answered
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California prepares to cut the purse strings in response to Trump's unconstitutional behavior
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Love, not hate, is what makes America great--raising hell in the streets is optional. Crowds lift their voices all across the country, wait for diminishing presidential tweet in return
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