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28 headlines found matching 'United States Coast Guard'
Tue August 15, 2017
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Well, on the bright side, "Cocaine Tsunami" would be an amazing name for a power thrash or speed metal band
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
I guess if you're going to impersonate being in the Coast Guard, people on a lake in Montana would be unlikely to know what you're supposed to look like
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
If you have 1,200 pounds of drugs aboard and are having battery issues on your boat, maybe you shouldn't call the Coast Guard for help
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Sun August 06, 2017
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The White House approved policy to ban transgender service members called "A Guidance Policy for Open Transgender Service Phase Out," Its going to Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis for approval
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Some Coastie)
 
 
 
Happy 227th Birthday to the United States Coast Guard. And while it's confusing for all the other Armed Services to read 14 U.S. Code 1, if they could read, they would have joined the Coast Guard
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Thu August 03, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
For sale: Waterfront home. Quiet neighborhood in exclusive area
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Coast Guard Commandant rebukes president over transgender ban, tells current transgender military members "I will not turn my back. We have made an investment in you, and you have made an investment in the Coast Guard, and I will not break faith"
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Nice little Coast Guard you got there, what with guarding against drug cartels and sharks. Be too bad if something happened to it
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Fri July 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fitz at fault
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trigger a massive, fleet-wide, multi-country "man overboard" drill because you ducked your watch? You'd better get down on your knees and thank your creator you are only standing in front of the Admiral's Mast and not a firing squad, sailor
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Anyone know what those flashing lights mean?" -DDG-62
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald sailors may have been forced to seal watertight doors -- along with the fates of several trapped sailors -- to save the ship
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Tue June 20, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Coast Guard airlifts man with stroke symptoms from cruise ship, over constant protests that he was perfectly fine, he was great, he was the President of the United States
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Sun June 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missing sailors in destroyer collision found dead in flooded berthing compartment
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Ferry from Nantucket to Hyannis decides to take a shortcut, forgets there is a jetty in the way. With pictures of what a ferry mounting a jetty might look like
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Navy reports 1 hurt and 7 missing in major collision between destroyer USS Fitzgerald and a merchant ship. Fitzgerald badly damaged and taking on water
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Thu June 15, 2017
(WISTV)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard and FBI searching ship docked in South Carolina for a dirty bomb. I'll see you at the Vault. UPDATE: All-clear reported, false alarm
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study on climate change canceled due to climate change. Gee, what are the odds?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, free Coast Guard cutter
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Sat June 10, 2017
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Alaskan man misses crucial episode of MythBusters
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Sun May 28, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Skydiving over the Hudson River and your parachute won't open? Just let it go man
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard: You know those ice breakers we're going to build, why don't we strap some cruise missiles onto them?
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Fri May 19, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge: "The millisecond my legs cleared it, the millisecond of true freefall, instant regret for my actions"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former CIA counterterrorism expert says whiny 'Sissy-in-chief' represents no one but himself
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Wed May 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Only seven?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "No politician in history... has been treated worse" Pres. Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, and Kennedy beg to differ
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Wed May 10, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Perfect Storm ship about to become part of reef which will help lessen the impact of bad storms. Hey, wait a second. Didn't that ship go to the bottom of the ocean never to be seen again?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Escaped prisoner drank from puddles, ate trash, hid in a pipe, and never got farther than two miles. Will be returned to finish his psychiatric evaluation
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