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Tue April 23, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to break into the governor's mansion, make sure you're well rested first
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Millimeter-wave 5G will never scale beyond dense urban areas, T-Mobile says. And, with something as mundane as a glass door essentially making a room into a Faraday Cage, your slick new 5G wireless isn't so slick after all, is it?
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnd here come the pro-Saudi Twitter bots
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Poll reveals the Mueller report really didn't change much at all about how people feel about Russiagate, those that hate Trump are still deranged and Trumpers are still deranged think he's innocent
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wet and dry tropical forests show opposite pathways in forest recovery. WELL, YEAH
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(American Academy of Pediatrics)
 
 
 
60% of parents support age limits for tackling in football. Just like the Raiders, who raised it to about 38
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news: Trump's tariffs on washing machines raised $82 million for the Treasury. It also cost consumers $1.2 billion, but $82 million, guys. SO MUCH WINNING
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama used the words "Easter worshippers" instead of "Christians" in a Tweet about Sri Lanka, so as you can probably manage there are a whole lot of evangelicals out there frothy with anger, practically immobile in their twisted panties
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Philippines close to declaring war on Canada over garbage. Rochester NY seen whistling, looking suspicious
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't put garlic in your vagina
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham goes to a women's conference and goes off on a rant about terrorists. Wasn't this a South Park episode?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State passes 100% clean electricity legislation. But I was told power corrupts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The five CNN town halls reveal that the major Democratic candidates are ... basically the same
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FBI Assistant Director of Criminal, Cyber, Response, & Services Branch comes right out and says it. "China's goal is to replace the United States as the world leading superpower...and they did and will continue to break societal laws and norms"
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
Ivory Soap, the soap that floats and smells like your grandma, was an accident. Too much air was mixed in, giving it buoyancy. Fortunately, they were able to fix the manufacturing process by convincing the public that they wanted floating soap
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to secretly film underage girls showering on your boat, maybe you shouldn't name it "Yachts O' Trouble"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren calls out Congress, ALL of it
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
1,2,3,4...On this day in 1976, music changed forever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Republicans, choosing to dig down, decide to support rape as a weapon of war
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
China's new video game rules ban blood of any color. SNES Mortal Kombat still ok
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's approval rating drops 5% in one week to lowest ever, showing what a strong man he is
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Come to think of it, no one ever thanks the Nazis for the GOOD things they did for Germany, either
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen still can't get over Her E-Mails
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please clap
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Silence is deafening
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Mon April 22, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to decide if Title VII of the Civil Rights Act protects angry bakers and marriage clerks
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
President Lincoln's plan to end slavery would be a slap in the face to all those who struggled to escape slavery
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Spotted Cow beer to now be sold in 24-can packs" - Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Amazon wants to get you drunk
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well we know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been. And we know what we're knowing, but we can't say what we've seen. And we know what we want and the future is certain. Give us time to work it out. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drinking liquids without added sugar linked to lowered sugar intake. Water is wet. Sugar is sugary
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Sanders campaign accuses Pete Buttigieg of comparing Sanders and Trump voters in exactly the same way that Sanders supporters do
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
The problem with using dating sites to meet potential victims is that police can find you on those dating sites
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to feel at home as a U.S. immigrant
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Donnie actually files a lawsuit instead of just threatening to. Looks like he really doesn't want anyone seeing his taxes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's scared
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
People getting off planes in Hawaii get a lei. If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors? Results on the left, fark snark on the right
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(NPR)
 
 
 
World Tiddlywinks champions are looking to reclaim glory, which means they think they had it once
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
If you gave every American a blank map of the United States featuring only state and county lines but no other markers, the majority could not place a dot on it within 50 miles of their own home's location
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
George Clooney visits relatives in Ireland, demonstrates unequal distribution of genes among cousins
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hubble telescope celebrates 29 years of mind-blowing space pictures, making us feel insignificant
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Pets who snuggle and maul" - Why do people seek out pets that can actually kill them?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Hurricane Michael upgraded to Category 5 after U.S. landfall, now one of only four Category 5 hurricanes to make landfall in the U.S
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Florida woman fights Florida man, gets Easter Bunny as backup
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard (R-eally) confirms that the Mueller report exonerates Trump without actually reading the Mueller report
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If there were a great beyond, somewhere in its depths Darwin would be masturbating furiously at this scene
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Two dead in Texas after a plane crash at Shirley Williams airport. Yes, I am completely serious
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has impeachment on his mind
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Sun April 21, 2019
(Axios)
 
 
 
New tax return bills mean that Trump could be off the ballot in several states
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. We're *not* going to Iran
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(TV Fanatic)
 
 
 
Diana refuses to end the scourge of the vampires, resulting in Satu spreading fear of the powerful witch. Will her star crossed love of Matthew cost her everything? A Discovery of Witches, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
How is decaf coffee made? Or a better question, why is it made?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh sure, THIS sign you actually pay attention to
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"No puedes encarcelarnos a TODOS, ¿verdad?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
SpaceX Crew Dragon experiences rapid unscheduled disassembly during final tests
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Church attendance in the U.S. has declined over the last 20 years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Verum Fellator"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Go to a party in Mexico and a Dothraki wedding breaks out
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
April 21, 1989: Road trips became much more bearable. As long as your AA batteries lasted, that is
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Sat April 20, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
As much as the media has been covering the Mueller Report, they keep ignoring the biggest piece of news from it: Trump is completely compromised by a foreign power
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Border militia group has been cut off by PayPal and GoFundMe. Oh, and their leader has been arrested by the FBI
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell votes to impeach, 1999: "These actions weren't just outrageous and morally wrong. They were also illegal. They were a direct assault on the integrity of the judicial process." Also: Grassley, Burr, Graham, Blunt, Inhofe, Thune, Moran
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White Democrats are like "Impeach Trump now". Black Democrats are like: let's take the smarter route and defeat him in 2020
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember the 60 wealthy companies that paid no taxes at all? 57 of them got "refunds" of tax payers dollars totaling $4,300,000,000 because fark you that's why
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how the first slave in the American colonies came to be? Well, wonder no more
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two words: Wabbit Stew
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Fri April 19, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump has been 'exonerated' by the Mueller report, his approval rating falls to 37%
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Utah decides that police must have a warrant to look at your naughty bits
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senator Richard Burr leaked information on FBI investigation to White House. Seems pretty illegal, but he's a Republican, so this really doesn't matter anymore
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
When even the Loony Moony Washington Examiner publishes that Carl Bernstein--who knows a thing about criminal presidents--calls Trump a threat to national security, you know shiat's serious
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Did you know lawyers take notes? Not everybody knows lawyers take notes. Nobody knew lawyers take notes until I told them. FHF is here. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Happy Passover. Happy Easter. Happy day. Happy you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to meet Prime Minister of Japan. SPOILER: He'll blame them for attacking Pearl Harbor, disrespect the Hiroshima memorial, eat sushi with ketchup and a fork, and play a round of golf before saying "They call it Gorf over there" at his next rally
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's just hope there's still plenty of booze
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A reminder that Mitch McConnell was aware of everything in the report yesterday and refused to do anything
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
pation
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Remember, state offices will be closed April 22nd because of Easter Monday, known in Alabama as Confederate Memorial Day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hurricane Buttigieg goes on fundraising blitz in California
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Science has arrived to discuss breast-feeding, sleep training and all the agonizing decisions of parenthood
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(YES Magazine)
 
 
 
History has proven that as dictatorial powers grow, empires crumble. That's where Trump is taking us; the end of our civilization
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than writing off that VR headset and $700 GPU at tax time it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Transistor for free. What have you been playing this week? Side note: things you do in your games that others may not have thought of?
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(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
MLS franchise Ponzi scheme preparing for next round
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kremlin: "You f*cked yourselves, America, and Mueller proved it"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
World Press Freedom Index releases its yearly report: the US is #48 and dropping into the Problematic Bracket, will face #17 Luxembourg in first round
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The 'Miracle On Ice' scoreboard will be displayed in Colorado in the U.S. Olympic Museum and Hall of Fame. No, it is not the one the Blue Jackets completed their sweep of the Lightning on
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump admits Russia interefered with 2016 presidential elections. He denies involvement due to the fact that he won. Wait, what?
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Meet the beer cats that are protecting Atlanta's breweries
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Thu April 18, 2019
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Joe Giudice may be saying bye-bye to America
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess he found his phone
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Canadian weed giant Canopy Growth buys $3.4 billion in acreage, says, like, the sky's totally the limit now
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A novel antibody may suppress HIV for up to four months. Read about it here
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey Florida Man: If you're going to pull over vehicles while impersonating a cop, make sure you don't pull over a real cop. Jailarity ensues
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With the Mueller report laying out a roadmap to impeachment, the House Democrats decide that impeaching Trump just isn't "worthwhile"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough slams Bill Barr as "unfit" and "kind of a dick" and questions the validity of Barr's ability to have been the fastest, most competent sperm to fertilize an egg. Okay, maybe not all those things, but he thought them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
National Enquirer sold for $100 millions so it can hang out at airports
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. antitrust scrutiny tests T-Mobile's $26 billion bet on Sprint, is immediately dropped from framily plan
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream recalled for undeclared allergens. Although if people are willing to take their chances with clogged arteries and morbid obesity, what's a little skin rash or itching?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For Throwback Thursday, we're going back to the summer of 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If your computer visited Google recently, it may have been exposed to measles
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Help, help, I'm being repressed
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Yertle's reelection website revels and glorifies his perversion of political processes and the stigginit he pulled against Obama and Merrick Garland. Vote this motherf*cker out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's border logic can best be described as "faulty"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
EW Jackson is concerned Pete Buttigieg will turn the US into a "homocracy"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Man in Black will take the place of men who hated blacks
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"The Muller Report Is Just The Beginning"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here are the talking points
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
GOP fights for universal disease care
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Wed April 17, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The Sheriff said, "Often, the only way can we can identify a residence that is making meth is when they blow themselves up"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korea test-fires new 'tactical guided weapon' in frustration over stalled nuclear talks, sort of a frowny emoji rather than a full middle finger
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Beto: I actually donated more to charity than I reported, because to me, it's not just about tax write offs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Israeli stewardess in coma after contracting measles. She was only vaccinated with one dose instead of two, possibly to reduce the risk of autism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Moops. MOOPS
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
National Parks are free on 4/20, and I'm sure everyone will adhere to the rules on not bringing drugs into the parks and just enjoy nature
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Mazda would finally like to give you the (Skyactiv)-D
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Keep Whiskers, Lucy and Tigger indoors, for their health and yours
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Millennials: I get what Mayor Pete is saying about Trump being a horror show, but... what's a channel
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
TSA's nude body scanners sound the alarm if anyone attempts flying while black
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's a rare headline that answers its own question
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Florida Woman who made "credible" threats toward Denver schools found dead by suicide at base of Mt. Evans
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The secret to a good marriage: Hire an ugly nanny. [Arnold Schwarzenegger: "it won't work"]
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So where does the tradition of the Easter Bunny come from?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is outraged, shocked, saddened, befuddled, and horrified by the fact that AOC has both looked into hiring a Hollywood agent AND signing a book deal. Why can't she be more like Trump? He would never do either of those things
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hundreds of asylum seekers cross southern border into New Mexico, surrendering to United Constitutional Patriots, all four of them. "I literally walked out and I looked, and all I saw was hundreds of people coming at us"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New piece of garbage department head takes new dystopian fascist legal stance that violates human rights and everything America claims to stand for. You know, just wrapping up a Tuesday in Trump's America
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In one last vain attempt to secure its own FARK tag, Pennsylvania names a "state amphibian"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Because 73,000 deaths a year from measles isn't enough, NYC anti-vax moms need to file lawsuits to get the rate higher
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump adds to his resume for The Nobel Peace Prize
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Healthcare CEO would like it pretty please if you could let him continue to deny your claims well into the future
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Where we're going we don't need airports
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Tue April 16, 2019
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
More states are finally moving to allow lottery winners to remain anonymous. Which is good for Subby because his family is still chasing him from last two times he won. The next lottery he wins he will finally make a clean getaway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg's court packing proposal seems legit, if you unpack this one small thing
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Were you born before 1950? This is all your fault
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump supporter spewed death threats at Obama long before his arrest for threatening Ilhan Omar. Still no word on where he was radicalized
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google surveys 5600 employees and finds that happiest and most productive employees participate in mindless chit chat, have meetings at different times and do video conferencing. Working for Google helps too
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
President Trump is now making policy by meme. We are sooooo screwed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A certain creek in Georgia has been renamed Freedom Creek, because the original name was a touch too racist. You'll have to guess what it was called and click the link to find out because it probably won't work in a headline
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Attorney for the world's most wanted terrorist denies claims his client spread feces in an embassy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Japan and Canada join French-German coalition against dictators and autocrats. Some, *ahem*, other countries conspicuously not invited
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I'm hiring you to help with my neighbor. No, he didn't steal my mower or wife. No, not loud music all the time. No, not a dealer. Look, just take this money, kill him, hang him from a tree and leave a burning cross on his lawn
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
"Christian preaching and practice toward homosexuals has been bigoted, injurious and morally indefensible" says noted liberal heretic & blasphemer... Pat Buchanan?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
More juicy details on what Julian Assange was up to with Chelsea Manning. No mention of d*ck pics being sent but still juicy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
No ragrets. Or it it regerts? With Trump, who can say?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback. Because, well, it's just a 37 year old dude playing for an AAIPB team. But said dude did once throw a no-hitter, so at least he might sell some tickets
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market's about to implode
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's reading comprehension must no be so great early in the morning as he sens out a tweet attacking the "very fake" New York Times for running an editorial that was SUPPORTING his tax law
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
1,000 turkeys killed in fire. Still unclear why they didn't just fly a plane over and dump water on it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why were the French firefighters so successful in preventing damage to Notre Dame and its treasures? They've had a protocol in place since the last time it was damaged - during the French Revolution in the 1790s
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
US: Okay, you're twisting our arm, Ecuador. We promise we won't execute Julian for espionage, but you gotta kick him out. Deal?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeffery Epstein has a secret charity. Wanna know who he got off? Well there was Elton John and Deepak Chopra, Harvard's theatre troupe, an all girls school, a NYC tennis team, and more
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Corndog enthusiast Michele Bachmann forgot the "un"s
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No one should be recused for a conflict of interest someone else discovered
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Is Hulu worth $15 billion? They seem to think so
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Man stumped after ex-girlfriend beats him with his prosthetic leg
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
La sécurité civile en France a dû tweeter en anglais pour expliquer à Trump comment fonctionne la lutte contre les incendies. Christ, quel connard
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Mon April 15, 2019
(UPI)
 
 
 
Yet another person enters the field to lose to Donald Trump in 2020
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Pineda-fronted Journey will take up residence at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas this October, playing and singing the same old songs every night. Band can't help it, they need more
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(Eater)
 
 
 
A look back at the whitewashing era of Mexican, er, "Spanish food" in Los Angeles. Mexicans and Spaniards facepalm while watching gringos say how they like eating them fried corn chips with that tomato and pepper sauce
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ticketmaster hit by £5 million fine after online credit card theft. Subby thought Ticketmaster was the one engaging in online theft
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
All of MLB will wear #42 today to honor Jackie Robinson. Here is the full schedule of how MLB and the country will celebrate his life
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Germany shows the world how to handle a lying liar who lies for a living
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Anyone else threatening Rep. Ilhan Omar would have been banned from Twitter long ago. Free speach
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Every President that had to fend off a primary challenger in the last 50 years lost the following general election
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has a major obstacle to implementing his immigration policies: His own officials
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's Cassini Reveals Surprises with Titan's Lakes
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge orders indictment against some Ass unsealed, revealing an Asston of charges that have been ready to go since 2017. *mic drop*
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(NewsVideoClip)
 
 
 
Sixty wealthy corporations don't have to pay taxes under Trump-GOP tax plan
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Let's check in and see how that new Google fact check algorithm is handling the Notre Dame Cathedral fire. Oh, dear
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump planning another lawsuit over release of his tax returns - his own accounting firm if they comply with subpeona
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like someone is getting a hell of a prize in their Happy Meal toy for their White House visit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Surrenders or 交易的藝術
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a basketball court above the Supreme Court, making it the real Highest Court in the Land
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama likens Trump to the divorced dad making his children sick, sort of like Munchausen by asshole
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
When you lie for a living but your face always gives you away, don't be shocked when the press pool checks you on said lies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Llamas are disappearing in the United States. Deviantart users panic
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Weedlords are, like, totally woke
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And here's the other half of the "quid pro quo" with Deripeska
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Want to be among the top 5% in Washington, DC? The average top 5% annual income is $582,044 with minimum threshold needed to make top 5% at $250,000. Better get slinging those lattes, Sebastian
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lyft removing its electrically-assisted ride-sharing bicycles from several major cities amid complaints that they were great for getting you where you wanted to go; just not so hot at stopping once you got there
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why is April 15 Tax Day, anyway?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Illinois GOP wants to force Chicago to secede from the state. Because the taxes from strip clubs in East St. Louis will totally cover the shortfall
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Can you be "too old" to go to Coachella?
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
State fairs, all across the country, have what are essentially beauty contests for goats. If your goat wins, you can brag that you are the man with the best goat... which sounds kind of stupid when you say it out loud
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
They could call it the AIRBUS 737. That will fool everyone
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
I lost a million dollars in an online dating scam
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
When you go on national television to lie for your boss but your husband calls him stupid on Twitter
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"He has told allies that the administration is out of ideas about how to stem the migrant tide at the border, according to an internal source involved with these conversations"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you don't tip your hotel housekeeper, you're a terrible person and should feel terrible
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Sun April 14, 2019
(Salon)
 
 
 
America growing hemp could be a real green new deal
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Indiana has outsourced extradition services. Since this is Fark, you know what happened
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers think measles is no big deal. Think again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
U.N.: President Trump, do you want to nominate someone for the U.N. Committee on Racism? Trump: No thanks, I'm good
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump announces via Twitter that he is officially enacting his Sanctuary City policy for detainees
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Naked man at random stranger's house? That's a bold move, Cotton (w/ yup he's drunk mugshot)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fuct clothing brand refused trademark since it sounds like something else. Lawyers say he's probably farked
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Sat April 13, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I never did that thing that I absolutely can do and still might do
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People too lazy to cut up their fruit get punished by The Lord for their sloth
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Jersey autism rates soaring. Anti-vax parents of kids with measles unavailable for comment
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
The Party of Family Values
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I don't know what an "Old Town Road" is, but it seems to have caught Billboard with its pants down
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Russia says the world no longer trusts the US to lead and that someone else should step in and do so. Wonder if they have anyone in mind?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone sure is extra panicky this morning
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants to touch the third rail of Florida politics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eleven Colorado Sheriffs say they would rather go to jail than enforce new state law. Bye, Felicia
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un demands we start paying attention to him again
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Surprise, surprise: 20-year-old raising FIVE kids, gets handouts
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump: I'm going to ship undocumented immigrants to sanctuary cities, that'll show 'em. Sanctuary cities: Oh, cool, we'll welcome them with open arms, when can we expect them?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats swing for the fences, demand DOJ hand over all documents pertaining to Secretary Alex Acosta's "professional misconduct" involving getting Epstein off
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Fri April 12, 2019
(Chron)
 
 
 
US Department of Energy "Here's $100M, go make even cleaner coal power"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Quickly becoming one of the biggest dicks in NYC. Manhattan DA Cy Vance, who failed to prosecute Javanka over Trump Soho, asked that Jeffery Epstein get a slap on the dick
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ah, the annual rituals of spring: short sleeves, walks on the beach, the annual Taliban offensive
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Switzerland to have a revote on referendum after they determined the voters were given incomplete information. Imagine that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fresh Hell Friday: Trump told border agents to break law and promised them pardons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yesterday: Anti-vaxers "losing ground" in the online debate. Today: Anti-vaxers are winning the war on social media
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump contradicts his own White House official position. So, another day ending in 'y'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you deal with a former friend who is spreading false and unkind rumors about you in a small community?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Think you're protected from the measles outbreak because you got the MMR vaccine? If you were born between 1957 and 1989, think again
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Oregon doesn't know when to quit or how to share
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And Dan Rather with the finishing move
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
What the hell is Chicken Salt?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence: "How dare you suggest Trump saying stuff like 'boy I love reading those Wikileaks' was an endorsement of Wikileaks"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because, of course there was
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentleman, I'd like to present our new global Brownshirts...(checks notes)....no farking way...the Pinkertons?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All of President Trump's ideas about immigration come from the first 10 minutes of Scarface (1983)
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Seventy-five most popular bars in the United States, chosen by average Americans who enjoy atmosphere, eats and alcohol
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton responds to Julian Assange's arrest: 'He has to answer for what he has done.' Assange expected to turn up dead any moment now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson nails it. No really this time
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Well, technically Israel got their spacecraft onto the moon
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Eleven year old ordered deported without her family because we live in the best timeline ever
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Polite peacock abides the law, uses the crosswalk to get to the other side of the road
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber: We have an IPO, but we'll never have profit
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich has become nothing more than a Trump fluffer at this point
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Swedish software developer that's close to Assange and WikiLeaks has been arrested
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Thu April 11, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump says, you're lucky a talented conman and criminal was President while the FBI tried to do its job. A decent person would have resigned long ago, but not me
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why does Rand Paul hate resource wars wrapped in the guise of religious wars?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lots of indictments today. William Barr says he doesn't see much difference between "spying" and "surveillance." That's why he is known as AG Barr Farce. It is almost a Friday, but not quite FHF. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Don't lose hope
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
In case you needed a diagram of the China/Mar-a-Lago scandal, here it is
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos meets with federal prosecutors to discuss National Enquirer extortion, the government of Saudi Arabia, and his penis
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former prosecutor comes out against AG Barr, claiming the man has changed over the years, presumably after drinking Trump's Tang
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Israel to land a probe on the moon, followed by an occupation, then a settlement. Coverage starts at 2:30 PM ET
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Goodnight, Slutman
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
If you're going to poach deer, it's probably not a good idea to stack up all the skulls in your back yard
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The present U.S. immigration system has most likely reached the breaking point, all we have to look forward to is complete failure. That and more cheap labor
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump floating the name of failed VA. Gov candidate, religious nut, and "shooting insurance" pitchman Ken Cuccinelli for DHS secretary was the "My God, what have I done?" moment of for some GOP senators. And it might last whole week this time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman wanted by police taunts them online writing, "Do you guys do pick up or delivery?? 😂😂😂😂" and since this is Fark you can guess what happened next
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As the DHS "shake up" continues, Trump wants to replace the current head of the US Citizenship and Immigration Service, the agency in charge of assisting people who want to immigrate to the US, with the head of FAIR, an anti-immigration hate group
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you have to hide the fact that you support Trump as you think it might hurt your potential to be drafted in the NFL, maybe you should think about why that is
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Italian mafia cancer spreading unchecked through Europe due to lack of vaccinations or something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New bill in Alabama would require schools to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance. As opposed to the usual start with assault weapon target practice and diabetic screenings
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for some real in-depth analysis regarding the arrest of Julian Assange, good news -- Pamela Anderson has weighed in with her opinion
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It's not quite a corporate death penalty, but Carnival cruise ships could be banned from the United States after the company pissed off a federal judge
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Arby's want to sell you a trip to Hawaii for $6. But don't count on being there long
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
First official report confirms Russian reconnaissance and hacking efforts in advance of 2016 election went well beyond 21 states confirmed in previous reports
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Sheriff: We're about to make an arrest in those three church arson cases. Deputy: I'm glad to hear it, What's the address? Sheriff: Your house
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos finds fascinating new ways to be even more unlikable and horrifying
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson states that there are equal numbers of Russian spies and White Nationalists in America
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump resigns in order to avoid an investigation. No, not that one
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Not Fark: North Carolina deputy breaks up with girlfriend. Fark: Deputy purchases meth and heroin and plants it in his ex's new boyfriend's car in an attempt to frame him
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Wed April 10, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
He really wants to shoot some brown people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why do they call it Smuggler's Inn? The answer probably won't surprise you
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"There is no hope for this SCOTUS." *reads article* Well, maybe a little hope
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you want a lecture from Donald Trump, a spot in line just opened up
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
U.S. sails massive, F-35-laden warship in disputed South China Sea, presumably threatening to litter the waters with them
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Translation: Duke Sucks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Switzerland decides coffee beans are not vital for human survival
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Budweiser tries to sell "Patagonia" beer using logo with outline of mountains. Shockingly, a small outdoor clothing company you might have heard of has a problem with this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Technically our NATO "Ally" Turkey: If the US won't sell us the military equipment we want to crush the Kurds, we'l just have to buy it from Russia then
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "I'm coup coup for Cocoa Puffs"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Three million Cailfornians about to learn their REAL IDs are FAKE IDs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After the Durham Woods natural gas explosion happened in NJ circa 1994; the United States adopted a nationwide 'call before you dig' program. Durham, NC did not call before they dug. This is Fark so you know what happened. Duke blows
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Qanon believer running for Congress. You'll never guess his platform
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You would agree, spiral-cut ham is the most erotic of cold cuts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's better with the devil you don't know
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The EU blinked first
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee says the BIGGEST THREAT TO AMERICA is A: The exploding debt? B: Russia? or C: People accepting the gays?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's that time again. William Barr testifies to the Senate Appropriations Committee. Surely he will not be asked about the Mueller report. Live on CSPAN now
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Most Americans agree that Trump has been great for one thing...racism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: "If he was smart, he would've put his name on [Mount Vernon]. You've got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Man who has the worst lawyers says the US has the worst laws
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans don't have broadband. Of course, Ajit Pai just needs to redefine broadband and nearly everyone will end up having it
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Rick Wilson brings the fire, once again
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Tue April 09, 2019
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
The average American serviceperson drinks 130 days out of the year, while the rest of you amateurs only drink 91 days a year. w/bonus vid of Americans drinking Iceland dry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo strikes $117.5 million data breach settlement over about 194 million people after earlier accord rejected. *does fark math* Your indentity's worth about 61 cents, before lawyers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Contractor killed by roadside bomb in Afghanistan yesterday has apparently got better, reportedly feels happy, wants to take a walk
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Rep. Eric Swalwell is running for president, here's what you need to know:" He fills a unique niche as a straight white dude who's running way earlier in his career than you'd expect, something absolutely unheard-of in this Primary
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I'm shocked - SHOCKED - that violent racists have somehow found comfort in MAGA paraphernalia
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D is good for C in the B, OK?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"America is full"? Here's all the bits that aren't
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How many womp womps can you buy for $9200?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"What the best day to buy gasoline?" Any day in Texas in the early 20th century?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Look at my little Trump puppet. Watch him dance." Difficulty: Not Putin
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Aunt Becky indicted along with 15 other parents for failing to bribe universities directly by donating to their endowments
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Perfect for the NES junkie with poor decision making and even worse money management skills
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What seems to be another boring Meghan Markle babywatch article becomes amusing when you discover that someone in the New York Times webpage department had extra time on their hands and a drunk editor. Be sure to click on FAQ #25 and the squirrel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mr. Mulvaney. When the law says the IRS 'shall' provide tax returns upon the request of the Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, it doesn't mean unless the President fears it, Tweets about it, Or his lawyer complains about it. Shall means shall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"What is the 2020 Democratic strategy without Russian collusion?" asks a very concerned-sounding person
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Have you criticized Stephen Miller? Congratulations. You're now anti-Semitic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz jinxed Texas Tech in the National Championship game
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Man charged with threatening to kill Rep. Ilhan Omar. Man "denies he called her a terrorist and threatened to kill her. But after he was warned that it was a crime to lie to an FBI agent, he acknowledged he may have said something to that effect"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Eleven foods that are banned around the world. Now about finding M&M's in Sweden
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
CNN sports anchor loses March Madness bet to a 4-year-old, dresses up as her favorite Disney character
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Jogging hazards: Shin splints. Bursitis. Severed cow tongues
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Noted theologian Erick Erickson says Pete Buttigieg isn't a True Christian™
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The only reason Kirstjen Nielsen survived getting fired last year? The tear gas incident
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man on motorcycle crashes and dies thanks to wild turkey. Fark: Actual turkey
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Mon April 08, 2019
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart guilty of ripping people off again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I do Nazi this working: Trump tries to court the Jewish vote, telling them that he loves Jews and that Democrats are extremely anti-Semitic
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(AP News)
 
 
 
UK is considering direct regulation of social media companies. Step 1: heads of state cannot have social media accounts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Measles cases hit the stratosphere with record numbers that haven't seen seen since idiots decided that vaccinations were more dangerous than, well, measles
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New York Democrats introduce law to make Mick Mulvaney irrelevant. Well, more irrelevant. Law would give the House Ways and Means Committee access to any state tax return upon request
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Largo intruder also had a signal detector that can seek out detect hidden cameras, another cell phone, nine USB drives and five SIM cards, plus lots of cash
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Veterans and members of the military are often misdiagnosed or accused of malingering due to baffling symptoms. The cause of their ailments may actually be an accumulation of lead in their bones
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump's incompetence has globally shattered seven big myths about America
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In an alternate timeline, Donald Trump goes to El Salvador to learn more about the conditions refugees are fleeing from. In this one, it's California Governor Gavin Newsom
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(Remezcla)
 
 
 
Taco Truck Tina threatens to call ICE on two women running a taco truck
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook closes the barn door after all of the animals have already escaped...again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Slow-moving weather system that generated damaging storms, two tornadoes in Texas, one in Mississippi, to continue moving across Southeast US. Dozen of dollars in damages reported so far
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now that Libya is a safe and secu....oh, ooh....that's bad
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama is stuck in the past, needs source of power that can generate 1.21 gigawatts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's Alzheimers is causing him to believe that he's a President with Alzheimers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man to co-workers: "Can you take a photo of me at work? I need it for an alibi, uh......in case anything were to happen to my mother"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's look at the next idiot who will head up Homeland Security
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi to be awarded JFK Profile in Courage Award. Trump to mispell 'JFK' in an angry tweet
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Two guys sitting around a campfire, playing with a flare gun. Probably listening to Deep purple. Then
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
He's threatening to close the border again
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Sun April 07, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney tells the Dems to go pound sand: It's "moronic" for the Democrats to think courts will let them obtain Trump's tax returns
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg is raising money faster than Cory Booker. Which is no surprise because we had all forgotten until this moment that Booker was even in the running
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Spending 20 minutes in nature reduces stress. As long as the place outside offers a strong enough Wi-Fi signal
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
What exactly is a churro donut? Journalist hits up Taco Bell to investigate new breed of fusion food, gives it thumbs down for not matching legitimate innovation of making taco shells out of Doritos. "This should have been a layup"
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
First forecast for the upcoming hurricane season has been put out by Colorado State University. Coming soon: The snow season outlook from Florida A&M
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wait...Politico has a whole WEBSITE dedicated to Florida? Holy shiat that's amazingly terrifying
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to solve humanity's greatest problem, which is climate change? Build more nuclear power plants and save the world
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Beto O'Rourke, you are no Obama
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