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Headlines matching 'United States'

Wed April 10, 2013

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		This is it, folks. US and Japan brace for impact. Will Best Korea launch a missile as a "test"? Will the US respond with force? Will China smack a biatch? This is your official "drop it like it's Un" April 10th discussion thread source: nytimes.com \| share:	(165)
		Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude source: surfline.com \| share:	(1)
		U.S. Employers have more job openings than at any other time in nearly five years, they are in no hurry to fill them. We're living in a fear-based environment right now, thanks Obama source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	(189)

Mon April 08, 2013


		Bootstrappy Red States want to swap out the US Dollar with gold coins. Unfortunately, all their debts are in US Dollars. Good luck with that, boys source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(136)

Sun April 07, 2013

Ok, we cancelled this one, but how many ICBMs does the US launch off the coast of California anyway?

source: cnn.com | share:

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Sat April 06, 2013

CNN regurgitates a crappy "living in sin" article from 1975 that they stole, hopes nobody notices that all they did was change the dates and pretend that your dead grandparents are even moderately concerned about this "new trend"

source: cnn.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

		South Korea deploys warships to track North Korean missiles if launched, possibly by following the trail of debris floating in the ocean source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(210)
		Dementia called costliest illness after pancakes, clean cheese, and picnic apes says Socko the Happy-Turtle source: azstarnet.com \| share:	(51)

Thu April 04, 2013


		Majority of Americans: "Legalize it" source: latimes.com \| share:	(244)
		Georgia: Hey Tennessee, mind if we move our border a bit and take your river water? Tennessee: You can have our whiskey, but you ain't getting any of that water source: usatoday.com \| share:	(135)
		Anonymous hacks Best Korea's silly Flickr and Twitter accounts, makes them sillier source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(121)
		The Texas House of Representatives stops trying to defund Planned Parenthood, gut education and mental health budgets, and secede from the United States, just long enough to pass critical legislation: Pecan Pie is the official state pie source: wfaa.com \| share:	(102)

Wed April 03, 2013

Tue April 02, 2013

		North Korea has shut down the Kaesong complex source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(287)
		Finally - China is more pissed off at North Korea than at the U.S source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(99)
		America's oldest woman dies again at 113 source: pennlive.com \| share:	(53)

Mon April 01, 2013

North Korea to USA, "April fool"

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Sun March 31, 2013

For our next trick, US sends F-22's to Korea. Fffffffffffffffffffffff

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

		Yet another case of the Liberal MSM Media taking a Republican's words out of context to make them look racist source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(146)
		Gay marriage is not the same as other civil rights movements; women's suffrage and school segregation are, and I quote: 'none of the public's business', while what two people do in the privacy of their own bedroom apparently is source: townhall.com \| share:	(68)

Thu March 28, 2013

One more Cheeto on the road to legalization: Taxing pot and terrible puns for stories relating to taxing pot

source: politico.com | share:

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Wed March 27, 2013

Tue March 26, 2013

		Mexico v USA CONCACAF World Cup Qualifier starts at 9:30pm CST from El Azteca in front of 100,000 people. Let's do this source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com \| share:	(598)
		US spending money to aid moderate Syrian population, in hopes of one day being able to reintroduce the species to its former habitat of Washington, D.C source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(25)

Mon March 25, 2013

United States runs out of funds, may be sold for scrap

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Sat March 23, 2013

		Saplings from the tree that inspired Anne Frank as she hid from the Nazis in Amsterdam will be replanted in 11 cities in the US source: sfgate.com \| share:	(89)
		The soccer team from sunny Costa Rica may file a protest after losing to the US in a blinding Colorado snowstorm source: m.mlssoccer.com \| share:	(81)

Fri March 22, 2013

New ad campaign featuring wet, topless Emma Watson purple monkey dishwasher snorkel Albuquerque splunge

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

		A 47-year-old Michigan woman has developed a bone disease rarely seen in the U.S. after she drank a pitcher of tea made from at least 100 tea bags daily for 17 years source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(173)
		On the 10th anniversary of the Iraq war, 53% of Americans say the war was a mistake. The other 47% are still deciding between disaster, debacle or catastrophe source: gallup.com \| share:	(174)
		I went home with a waitress, the way I always do. How was I to know she was with the Chinese too? source: wired.com \| share:	(81)

Tue March 19, 2013

		In a case likely to have major implication for those Russian websites selling $0.10 Mp3's, as well as online sellers of used CDs, video games and textbooks the US Supreme Court says the "first sale doctrine" applies to copyrighted works source: reuters.com \| share:	(252)
		US flying B-52s over Korea. Psy last seen mounting up his imaginary cavalry source: scmp.com \| share:	(121)

Sun March 17, 2013

Fri March 15, 2013

		Why does an MRI cost $1,800 in the United States and $280 in France? Because American hospitals and doctors simply charge more. Viva non-socialized health insurance source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(259)
		Best Korea accuses the USA of conducting cyber attacks on their websites. Difficulty would be timing the hacking for when the power up there was actually on source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(38)
		President Obama continues to be the worst socialist in the history of socialism source: cnbc.com \| share:	(46)
		ǝɹoɯʎuɐ pɐq os ɯǝǝs ʇ,usǝop ɐıxǝlsʎp 'ʎluǝppnS source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(60)

Wed March 13, 2013

Upset by Chinese hacking, Obama administration asks China for a dialogue on "normative behavior on the Internet." Wait, you mean you can use the Internet for things that are... normative?

source: whitehouse.gov | share:

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Tue March 12, 2013

Do the Italians stand a chance at all against the Dominicans? Can the US even defeat its own colony? Will that abomination in center field cause an international incident? WBC Pool 2 play begins from Marlins Park (1 pm ET MLBN and ESPN Deportes)

source: mlb.mlb.com | share:

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Sun March 10, 2013

Canada vs. USA. Winner advances. Loser goes home. It's exactly like the War of 1812, only it's in Arizona. (4pm EST, MLB Network)

source: web.worldbaseballclassic.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

Not even Joe Arpaio could stop the Mexicans from overrunning the US in Phoenix last night

source: espn.go.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

		Courtesy of Bobby Jindal's "school choice" program, Louisiana students can now learn that hippies were Satan worshippers who rarely bathed, and that the KKK were moral reformers who mostly fought against bootleggers and dirty movies source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(92)
		White House: We are 'fully capable' of defending against a North Korean attack. We'll just send them our new and improved model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual Rodman roto-plooker source: foxnews.com \| share:	(80)

Thu March 07, 2013

Tue March 05, 2013

		Nightmare bacteria on the rise in the US, though that might just be a band name source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(84)
		Rand Paul : "Drones against Americans in the US?" Holder: "Nah.... unless maybe Pearl Harbor or 9/11." Paul: POUTRAGE source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(417)
		North Korea is threatening to scrap the armistice with the United States and South Korea. Thanks a lot, Dennis Rodman source: rt.com \| share:	(293)
		This story has it all: ice sculptures, creepy Amerisrael logos, cardboard Presidents and Palestinian warnings over the "Muslim sovereignty" of the Temple Mount. It even ends with a US Ambassador insulting Iraq, Lebanon, Egypt and Turkey source: theblaze.com \| share:	(43)

Mon March 04, 2013

Research into the monetary system in Equestria reveals that a Bit is one-and-one-half cents US$, and an industrial-strength pet dryer is $1912.46, excluding labor costs to assemble

source: equestriadaily.com | share:

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Sun March 03, 2013

		American woman sets new indoor pole vault record. No, not her, a different one source: thestar.com \| share:	(13)
		U.S. special envoy to North Korea has message from Kim to Obama: Call me maybe source: thehill.com \| share:	(58)

Sat March 02, 2013

Executive Director of maternity care non-profit: "Women don't have full, accurate and unbiased information about the benefits and harms of having an elective C-section." Hospitals:"$hut up"

source: io9.com | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

		Republican lawmaker reveals Woodrow Wilson may have had Magical Time Machine technology nearly a century before Obama source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(121)
		The U.S. has an infinite amount of money? So does Zimbabwe, you farking moron source: politicker.com \| share:	(299)
		US prosecutors and senior officials who spearheaded war against drug cartels quit their jobs to defend Colombian cocaine traffickers, say their clients are not bad people source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(58)

Thu February 28, 2013

Ex-Miss Teen Delaware offered $250K to become Miss You Porn, get porn acting lessons

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Wed February 27, 2013

		How often in life does a defence lawyer get to claim his client was driven to it by a specially trained squirrel? Not often enough source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(21)
		Survey of travelers finds America's top ten beaches are in the states of Hawaii, Florida, Florida, Florida, Hawaii, Hawaii, OMG Ponies, California, California, and Hawaii. Wait, what? source: utsandiego.com \| share:	(128)
		Boehner has a jobs plan, but it only affects one job source: nymag.com \| share:	(79)
		Lightning-fast UN bureaucrats have decided Osama Bin Laden is no longer a threat source: airforcetimes.com \| share:	(22)
		NRA looking to become as powerful a political force as Karl Rove source: blog.seattlepi.com \| share:	(33)

Tue February 26, 2013

		What did Delaware? More than just a smile on her face apparently source: gawker.com \| share:	(190)
		No need to freak or panic just because the CDC was cited in private government audits for failing to properly secure bioterror agents like anthrax and the plague. Okay, maybe we should be panicking source: usatoday.com \| share:	(33)
		Sotomayor puts the smackdown on a U.S. attorney whose remarks were "an affront to the Constitution's guarantee of equal protection of the laws" source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(54)
		"The three-fifths clause of the Constitution is a good example of the value of political compromise" source: theroot.com \| share:	(62)
		A report that lists the U.S. states with the highest rate of teen pregnancy clearly shows that the South has RISEN again source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(92)

Mon February 25, 2013

A detailed, state-by-state look at how sequester will screw us over

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Sun February 24, 2013

		Tan Mom, banned from every tanning salon in her home state of New Jersey, plans to beat ban by moving to London (w/pics) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(185)
		I can tell you right now you need some straight talk: that impeachment will not pass the Congress of the United States source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(123)

Sat February 23, 2013

		ACLU upset that Border Patrol treats lawbreakers like criminals source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(86)
		North Carolina debuts driver's licenses for "all non-US citizens" that say as much, with a bonus hot pink stripe. Sheriff Joe seen taking copious notes source: journalnow.com \| share:	(143)

Fri February 22, 2013

		US, "Niger, would you like us to send some drones to help with the terrorists"? Niger, "Please" source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(136)
		Dear Media: Stop mixing up "Preppers" with "Survivalists" we are two very different groups. One group prepares in case of the worst and are sane people and the other are survivalist gun nuts source: reason.com \| share:	(408)

Thu February 21, 2013

Sure, Mississippi is getting lots of heat for only just now repealing slavery, but lots of States haven't ratified existing amendments. For example, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont and Utah never authorized the 16th amendment, so NO TAXES WOO-HOO

source: npr.org | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

Secret US military flights carried equipment and personnel to North Korea. Also, don't ask what they were about because they are secret. Especially you Japan

source: ajw.asahi.com | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

		By opposing Obamacare twenty-six GOP states ceded control of their health care system to Washington instead. "The national government will now be setting the framework for at least half of the country" source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(192)
		Stung: Citizen did you know the FBI has a clandestine cellphone tracking device known as the "Stingray", that's been deployed across the United States for almost two decades source: slate.com \| share:	(110)
		Everyone knows airplanes often get struck by lightning, and are designed so strikes will have minimal impact. Except the F-35 Lightning II, which can't fly within 25 miles of any storms because the fuel tank might explode source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(66)

Sun February 17, 2013

		Man watching Lincoln movie discovers that Mississippi never officially officially ratified a ban on slavery, because Mississippi source: clarionledger.com \| share:	(152)
		"As we re-imagine the role of the president, is there a case to be made for a direct, open-source presidency that we might all participate in?" source: npr.org \| share:	(147)
		Pffft. You call those meteorite strikes? How about this one from 35 million years ago in the former Native lands, now called the U.S.A source: usgs.gov \| share:	(74)

Sat February 16, 2013

(Some Guy)

Fox News will now provide entertainment by presenting us with all the stuff twirling around in Herman's head

source: aattp.org | share:

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Fri February 15, 2013

		CDC announces that STD epidemic costs over $16 billion a year, leaves many scratching their heads source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	(41)
		The US is beating domestic violence source: csmonitor.com \| share:	(28)

Thu February 14, 2013

In shocking news, the Koch brothers have been using fake charities to secretly spend hundreds of millions of dollars in political spending and deliberate misinformation about Obama

source: openchannel.nbcnews.com | share:

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Wed February 13, 2013

The AP bans using the words "Husband", "Wife" and "Fellow Human" when referring to married same-sex couples. Yes, some people have a problem with this

source: americablog.com | share:

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Tue February 12, 2013

		Good News: the invading super-colonies of Argentine ants who have displaced most native species of ants in the southern US, are finally being beaten back. Bad News: by invading colonies of Asian needle ants source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(38)
		Apparently, if during a drug bust you claim to be working as a police agent, the DEA will just let you go without any proof whatsoever source: cbc.ca \| share:	(31)

Sun February 10, 2013

		Air Force vet lived overseas, wanted to fly to US to see ill mother. Couldn't fly, on no-fly list. Then taken off list. Flies home. Now wants to return to job overseas. Obvious what happens next source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(128)
		Pirate attacks declining off Somali in last nine months, accounting for severe weather on US East Coast source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(32)

Fri February 08, 2013

During its history, the United States were forced to go to war against many different opponents: The British, the Mexicans, the Germans, the Mormons, the KorWAIT WHAT?

source: io9.com | share:

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Wed February 06, 2013

Best Korea surrenders to nobody. Except, perhaps, US copyright lawyers

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Mon February 04, 2013

		About farking time: the States and the Fed to sue S&P because mortgage fraud has become standard and we're all poors source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(76)
		Hey, you know now that Iraq's basically over, and Afghanistan has a hard date for winding down, it looks like after more than a decade at war, we might finally be able to relax and enjoy a "peace dividend" unless, oh son of a b-- source: foxnews.com \| share:	(317)

Sat February 02, 2013

		Reset of a reset in USA-Russia relationships source: nytimes.com \| share:	(13)
		Since gasoline prices are not yet high enough, talks on the Keystone Pipeline have been pushed back to June source: reuters.com \| share:	(119)

Thu January 31, 2013

		DId the NRO just drop its fig leaf? NRO attacks Obama for denouncing the Holocaust as an episode of "senseless violence" saying "Nazism may have been an ideology to which the United States was.. opposed but it's hardly senseless" source: nationalreview.com \| share:	(390)
		Sadistic methods of raising children all the rage in US source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	(117)

Wed January 30, 2013

Sen. Lamar Alexander: "I think video games is a bigger problem than guns, because video games affect people"

source: kotaku.com | share:

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Tue January 29, 2013

Risks of a woman changing her name after a wedding? Sneers from feminists. Risks of a man changing his name after a wedding? Felony fraud

source: oregonherald.com | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

		Victoria Azarenka defends calling a controversial medical timeout, saying she was playing poorly under pressure and was afraid of losing. Los Angeles Lakers: We can do that? source: usatoday.com \| share:	(14)
		The winner in the Afghan war? China source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(15)

Sun January 27, 2013

		Lead MLS recruitment officer David Beckham moves from LA to London, tries to convince top EPL stars like Gerrard, Carrick, Crouch, and Cole to finish their careers in America, with great wages and tons of anonymity source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(25)
		15 years after the great tobacco industry settlement less money than ever is being spent to stop smoking source: eagletribune.com \| share:	(129)

Sat January 26, 2013

"However, a district-by-district system would accomplish much the same thing [as a popular vote], so I wonder why more of these characters aren't pushing it"

source: blog.nj.com | share:

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Thu January 24, 2013

		The War on Drugs, 1969. Holy shiat. Are those flails? source: life.time.com \| share:	(97)
		MORSI: I'm not anti-semitic. The Jewish-controlled media just says I am source: timesofisrael.com \| share:	(178)
		Thespian puppeteers have come to rescue the homeless source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(17)
		North Korea discloses nuke test and promises "upcoming all-out action" against U.S source: cnn.com \| share:	(236)
		♫ How do you test for a drunken sailor, how do you test for a drunken sailor, how do you test for a drunken sailor, randomly starting next month. ♪ source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share:	(28)

Sun January 20, 2013

Some states have more influence on our country than others. Here are the states that secretly control America, because they determine what you eat

source: cracked.com | share:

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Thu January 17, 2013

We can all agree that the debate over gun control in the USA is getting a bit heated at the moment. Clearly, what it needs is a giant bucket of gasoline

source: truth-out.org | share:

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Wed January 16, 2013

		Maybe it's time to take a new look at the 29-year-old U.S. computer security laws source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	(37)
		World's largest gun show features over 12 miles of guns. USA USA USA source: foxnews.com \| share:	(251)

Tue January 15, 2013

President Obama is wrong, we are a nation of deadbeats

source: motherjones.com | share:

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Mon January 14, 2013

		The United States is preparing to send troops to a third-world nation in order to support the French army. Nothing like this has ever ended badly before in the history of ever source: foxnews.com \| share:	(231)
		With that lineup, the United States might finally win at the game we invented source: cbssports.com \| share:	(41)

Sat January 12, 2013

		White House responds to secession petitions. TR;DL "you'll get over it" source: petitions.whitehouse.gov \| share:	(178)
		The United States is in the middle of three epidemics right now - flu, whooping cough and 'winter vomiting disease' source: rawstory.com \| share:	(94)

Fri January 11, 2013

Best director Oscar snubs for "Zero Dark Thirty" and "Argo" send a clear message: make a movie in which Americans act heroically against Islamic enemies of the United States, and you lose

source: nypost.com | share:

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Thu January 10, 2013

		America is still number one where it counts: obesity, STDs, and dying young. USA USA USA source: gawker.com \| share:	(116)
		Alabama Quarterback angry that his hot girlfriend is getting more attention than he is, has better ball handling skills source: tmz.com \| share:	(56)

Wed January 09, 2013

		If Jack Lew is confirmed as Treasury secretary, he's either going to have to change his penmanship or US dollar bills are going to start bearing the most craptacular signature ever source: nymag.com \| share:	(158)
		"Please Sir, May I Have Some More?" One in four kids in the US were on food stamps in 2011 fiscal year source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(204)
		The most balanced, insightful article on the declining middle class and U.S. power. So, what's it doing on Fark? source: stratfor.com \| share:	(52)
		I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States. Now let's seal the deal with some Kelly Clarkson source: usatoday.com \| share:	(22)
		NOAA: 2012 was the hottest year on record in the lower 48 United States. But global warming is totally not happening 'cuz there's snow in your backyard right now source: latimes.com \| share:	(297)

Tue January 08, 2013

		Faced with staggering 74% unplanned pregnancy rate, US Navy starts new family planning program. Because who would want to skip out on sea deployments lasting over 6 months or more? source: stripes.com \| share:	(144)
		Toyota returns to #1 automaker in US....for recalls. Prius drivers unable to read this headline through cloud of smugness source: detroitnews.com \| share:	(68)

Mon January 07, 2013

US Intelligence: "Uh, you know how we speculated China had around 300 nukes? We may have missed a zero"

source: defensenews.com | share:

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Sun January 06, 2013

The latest bank to close because of how the US government handles financial matters... is 35 years older than the US itself. And in Switzerland

source: guardian.co.uk | share:

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Sat January 05, 2013

Star Tribune (Minneapolis) found the FARK submitter comments comparing DPRK to the United States to be quite ironic (3rd section)

source: startribune.com | share:

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Fri January 04, 2013

Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his face

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Thu January 03, 2013

		Don Cherry congratulates the US on their win over Canada in the WJC and wishes them luck against the Swedes. Just...ah, screw it...do I even have to do the "just kidding" follow-up? It's Don Cherry for God's sake. What do you think happened? source: ca.sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(65)
		Good news: A filibuster reform package is likely to pass in the United States Senate. Bad news: It strengthens the ability of the minority party to obstruct legislation source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(86)

Wed January 02, 2013

Iran upgrades to Photoshop 2.0

source: reuters.com | share:

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Mon December 31, 2012

The pro-marijuana campaign got so high in 2012 with victories in Washington state and Colorado, it's now looking to widen its scope for 2013

source: reuters.com | share:

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Sun December 30, 2012

Lindsay Lohan vows to stay sober on New Year's Eve

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Sat December 29, 2012

The WWE's biggest epic failures of 2012. Yes, Hornswoggle is mentioned here

source: bleacherreport.com | share:

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Thu December 27, 2012

		Blue states are getting bluer, red states are getting redder source: npr.org \| share:	(145)
		Toyota accelerates unexpectedly to a settlement source: cnbc.com \| share:	(10)

Tue December 25, 2012

		Tamales are quickly becoming a Christmas staple for some ungodly reason source: npr.org \| share:	(222)
		The First Dog upstages the First Lady when it comes to "The Night Before Christmas" (w/video) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(41)

Sun December 23, 2012

The promises that governments are making to their electorates are not just misleading: they are unforgivably dishonest. It will not be possible to go on as we are, or to return to the expectations that we once had

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

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Sat December 22, 2012

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Fri December 21, 2012

		Dreams come true for a 10-year-old boy with terminal cancer as he is made an honorary serviceman in the United States Army. The dust is wonderfully thick in this story source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(74)
		The NRA wants to put guns in every school in the country for security. In other news, the American Restaurant Association wants to put fast food outlets in every school to solve the childhood obesity problem source: blogs.wsj.com \| share:	(711)
		Congress: if we talk about messing with the 2nd Amendment, nobody will notice that we've been dismantling the 5th. BRILLIANT source: motherjones.com \| share:	(205)
		Somehow, the internet never made a meme out of the Blake Griffin Face that Chris Paul's son made. We're slipping, people (3rd video down) source: grantland.com \| share:	(13)

Thu December 20, 2012

Wed December 19, 2012

Pro wrestling is so fake, even kids with cancer can beat these guys

source: yardbarker.com | share:

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Tue December 18, 2012

		In the US, one in every five and a half million men are lucky/unlucky enough to have diphallia source: io9.com \| share:	(44)
		Can Texas secede? tl;dr edition: No source: youtube.com \| share:	(48)

Mon December 17, 2012

Newest Facebook trend: Posting pictures of yourself doing a summer activity in the middle of winter. Planking is looking more and more high brow everyday

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Sun December 16, 2012

		Will John Cena steal MiTB from Ziggles? Will The Shield get their comeuppance from Team Hell No and Ryback? Can Little Jimmy become US Champion? All this and more on WWE TLC tonight 8pm Eastern source: wwe.com \| share:	(1062)
		Discovery of coal, oil and titanium deposits has Kenyans wondering whether their country might be able to produce something other than a US President source: standardmedia.co.ke \| share:	(48)

Sat December 15, 2012

The monks who brew the best beer in Belgium (if not the world) needed to renovate their abbey, so they made it available for sale in 21 US states. Once. For one day. At $85 a six-pack. Any Farkers get any?

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Fri December 14, 2012

		That UN conference that was going to take over the Internet, then promised not to take over the Internet, totally tried to take over the Internet last night. Good News; US and about 20 other countries won't sign the treaty source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(59)
		12-year-old accused of being pregnant gives birth to 19 pound tumor (Warning: graphic image) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(77)
		Oh look, Rick Perry has already started running for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination source: chron.com \| share:	(76)
		Have you met your twin? Canadian photographer creates amazing portraits of strangers who look just like each other source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(152)

Thu December 13, 2012

		By clicking this link, you hereby authorize "protective" tracking by drones. Don't you already feel safer? source: eff.org \| share:	(53)
		Iron Dome: missile defense works -- we really mean it this time (but don't expect any evidence) source: thebulletin.org \| share:	(95)
		Life's been hard on John "Crazy Card" McAfee lately -- leaving your $20M fortune behind in Belize is one thing, but forfeiting your 20- and 17-year-old girlfriends? Now that's harsh source: maximumpc.com \| share:	(77)
		Matt Lauer has a sensitive, compassionate interview with Anne Hathaway after her embarrassing wardrobe malfunction: "I've seen a lot of you lately" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(142)
		By 2043 the US will finally gain melting pot status source: post-gazette.com \| share:	(44)

Wed December 12, 2012

		I'll take "Because it's FARKING DELICIOUS" for $1,000 source: ideas.time.com \| share:	(125)
		STOP THE PRESSES: Casey Anthony has been spotted eating out at a steak house in South Florida source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(79)
		Analysts show how oil prices may sink to $50/barrel within the next two years. DAMN YOU OBAMA source: money.cnn.com \| share:	(83)
		The biggest problem is the deforestation of American culture, caused by the slash-and-burn tactics of leftism source: americanthinker.com \| share:	(109)
		Jeff Immelt, Obama's job council chair: "China's state-run communism may not be your cup of tea, but their government works." Subby wonders if the new US Mac manufacturing facility will have balcony nets source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(51)

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