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500 headlines found matching 'United States'
Sat May 28, 2016
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plane crashes in Hudson River. Sorry, not Sully
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kansas not properly funding poor schools. Or any school, for that matter
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
How much do I hear for this Trump-Bernie debate? Do I hear 5 million? Do I hear 10 million? Over there, 20 million dollars Going once, going twice
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so, Brain, but why would somebody rank every single one of our plans to take over the world?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Why yes, you heard correctly, I do like donuts, but why are you calling me 'dawg'?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Brexit would send Germany into dire financial chaos
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
The Times They Are a- Changin': ISIS knows the best way to attack America is to have Americans do it
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to all of the bizarre conspiracy theories Donald Trump buys into--so far, there are fifty-eight, but the number will undoubtedly increase as the days go by
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google reveals people in Massachewtits, no Massachuses, wait, Massachoosets, well, anyway, they have to google to figure out how to spell their own state name
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
40 years ago this week, the "Judgment of Paris" shattered France's image as king of high-quality wine, as wine experts in blind tasting deemed America great, or at least the California part
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One should bee careful when visiting an Arizona park. Also, don't use honey as a skin softener
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jews begin their annual pilgrimage to the oldest known synagogue in Africa. Difficulty: it's located in Tunisia which is currently being wracked by jihadist violence, so security has been upgraded from "heavy" to "Presidential visit"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberal internationalists failed when they counted on globalism to produce peace, unlike the successful attempts of neoconservatives to prevent wars by spreading democracy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ukraine bans bald Russian who likely had no plans to go there
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Security researchers think a country may be behind recent attempts at cyber-robbing a string of banks in southeast Asia. Which one? Well let's just say it rhymes with "Korth Norea"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
57 members of minority groups were killed by police as "Blue lives matter" bill is passed in Louisiana. And that was just on the way to Dunkin' Donuts
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The 9/11 Commission report is like a really bad strip club. You can't see the good stuff for way too long, and the final reveal is a major bummer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And this week's contestant in the Mother of The Year competition is also a contestant for the Coolest Mother of The Year, depending upon your perspective
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Meet the tree that's older than the United States
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democratic senator Ron Wyden may have just found a very simple solution to the GOP's Trump problem
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
From 2009: The late, great Harold Ramis explains the reasoning and metaphors behind "Groundhog Day". "Everyone . . . projected something on to the film. Every day, somebody says something to me about this movie"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's energy plan explained in three simple words: "Drill, baby, drill"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven states sue Obama administration over transgender bathroom directive. Fortunately, Oklahoma, Alabama and Tennessee won't have to comply until they actually get indoor plumbing
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Lost in all the hand-wringing and head-shaking over the Pentagon using ancient computer technology to run America's nuclear arsenal is the fact it's actually a lot safer than more modern methods
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Only Obama could go to Japan
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Old man yells at cloud
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Tim Eyman, with half of his ego-centric initiatives declared unconstitutional in the State of Washington, is going back to the voters. A true tax patriot indeed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh, this is getting to be good
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC announces the long-feared discovery of a bacterium that is resistant to all antibiotics. Perhaps not surprisingly, it was found in a lady's urine in Pennsylvania
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's got 99 problems, and at least 3 of them are specific biatches
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Delusional comedian Ted Nugent claims that if you hate me, you hate America. Alright Ted, calm down, it's time for your medicine. It's OK, he just wants to make America hate
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Another mishap with Obama's magical time machine causes senator Orrin Hatch to write an op-ed about his meeting with SCOTUS nominee Merrick Garland hours before the actual meeting took place
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For the first time in 6 years, Costco sales go from family size to single serving
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Muricans are now fatter than ever (w/pic of fat 'Murican)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama: Donald Trump is so utterly imbecilic it's destabilizing international relations
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Chinese military plans to send submarines armed with nuclear weapons to patrol the Pacific Ocean for the first time. Surely no one will have a problem with this
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(Marshfield News Herald)
 
 
 
Police trying to figure out who stole Dick Trickle's purple knight. This is not a euphemism
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Solar Impulse 2 lands in Pennsylvania, is immediately mugged and stripped
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Are you being sent to jail by a racist robot?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Feds seek seizure of Dildonian dicks
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Wed May 25, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How is Jim Harbaugh like Humpty? He wants black people, white people, Puerto Ricans, and Samoans to --well, not dance, so the analogy breaks down there
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Can Semen save one of the last KFC buffets in Canada?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Lyft will now let you schedule rides up to 24 hours in advance, making it easier to plan when you'll be completely drunk out of your mind
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Inmate Ricky Nelson decides he's a travelin' man, and releases himself on his own recognizance. Police track him to nearby garden party
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(PBS)
 
 
 
There's a new upper class that's completely disconnected from the average white American and American culture at large. Are you part of it? Take this test
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kinder bars feature childhood pictures of German national soccer team players, Neo-Nazis panties in a twist over replacement of blond hair blue eyed child normally on the front
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
A tribute to M-i-l-l-e-n-n-i-a-L. Gotta love 'em. Uhhh, do I get a trophy for submitting this?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Offscreen Hobbit Reince Priebus says the RNC won't go "full Trump"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mary Lou Brunner, the woman who believes President Obama to be a former gay prostitute, loses her bid to be the Republican candidate for the Texas State School Board. In other news, even East Texas has a limit to batshiat craziness
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, speaking in Detroit, says that Donald Trump is a "disaster waiting to happen." As opposed to Detroit, which is a disaster that is currently happening
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama threatens martial law, disbanding of the senate, and appointing regional governors to maintain power after the election
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe is "shocked" that the FBI would investigate him for illegal campaign contributions. Also, flabbergasted, astounded, thunderstruck, agog, agape, stupefied, bamboozled, and confounded. "I'm really surprised"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How's that minimum wage working out for everyone?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portland police chief "accidentally" shoots his friend and then claims his friend accidentally shot himself. Hopefully, we're not about to find out about friend's "relationship" with police chief's wife
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So the NRA thought having a washed-up country musician in a ridiculous outfit spouting rambling threats would actually intimidate Iran. Let's watch, shall we?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ithaca hates heroin so much that they are going to legalize it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anyone who wants to list their company on Nasdaq, please step forward. Not so fast, legal marijuana industry
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR examines Trump's political platform and concludes he must be a "false flag candidate, one that benefits his good friend Hillary Clinton and the Democratic party"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The newest offensive word that must be forever removed from the English language: Eskimo
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now, this is a story all about how/My life got flipped-turned upside down/ And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there/I'll tell you how a black Brit learned from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you plan on celebrating Memorial Day in the desert wilderness of Pinal County, Arizona, the sheriff there wants you to have fun, be safe, and watch out for Mexican cartel assassins
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren continues to give Donald Trump's tiny dick a huge kicking
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Tue May 24, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Karla only pawn...in game of life
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto police are sick of stupid kids' shiat: "Running around in a back yard with one of those fluorescent Nerf guns is one thing, but it's something else to drive around wearing a balaclava with a black gun sticking out of a car"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Iraq war was a mistake. Let's do it again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In latest news of how lazy our terrorists are getting, they're now robocalling in their bomb threats
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Before you Berniebros head to the polls to vote yourself free stuff from your socialist benefactor, read the tale of two countries
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cows don't care if you're runnin' Code 3 with lights and sireeens
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mask has given Kohl's an entire universe of free publicity
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If somebody tries to sell you the biggest American flag in Maine, the Trenton police would like a word with you
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler name Reid Bigland head of Alfa Romeo and Maserati... wait, the dudes name is Reid Bigland?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Mexican American Heritage" textbook approved by the Texas Board of Education is exactly what you would expect
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton - Jeb Bush of the left
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China last week: We don't censor the internet. China this week: Censoring the internet works
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Remember how the legalization movement in Colorado predicted that once pot became legal, people would turn to it as a safer alternative to booze and opioids? About that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary still can't explain why she should be president, and may now be the weakest prohibitive favorite ever to run for the presidency
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Mon May 23, 2016
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
Weeners
 
A very large snake is loose in Dickeyville. I repeat, large, massive snake is loose in Dickeyville
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia Democrat Gov. Terry McAuliffe subject of FBI "public integrity" investigation for campaign contributions
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Appeals Court throws out a $1.3 billion penalty against Bank of America's Countrywide mortgage subsidiary finding there is no evidence that its "Hustle" program constituted intentional fraud, ya know, other than ITS VERY NAME
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depending on who you ask, the White House has or has not asked a survivor of the Bataan Death March, who bears a suspicious resemblance to Hank Hill's father, Cotton, to accompany him on his visit to Hiroshima
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
New trend in furniture is to provide secret compartments to conceal firearms. Police brace for the new alibi: "I didn't know the divan was loaded"
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look back at Alexander Hamilton's warning to voters in the 2016 presidential election. "Be wary of the internet, for Google can be a cruel mistress"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The past has passed, there's profit in the present
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the drunkest and driest communities in the United States. A certain state in the upper Midwest has several cities on the drunkest list, and the only hint is you want some cheese with that, folks?
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
Only difference between TSA & the bum at the liquor store is one doesn't demand you take off your shoes: TSA cleared $765,759.15 in loose change left at checkpoints last year
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Urban Outfitters goes all Shepard Fairey on Navajo Nation, claim "Navajo" is a generic term like "Light Beer." New Mexico Federal judge agrees. Bonus Rick Santorum hat-tip
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Donald bravely refuses to meet with evangelicals in public
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld stands by his remarks comparing Donald Trump's immigrant plan to deport Muslims to that of Hitler's own plans. And he hopes it will make him the Libertarian Party's essential VP candidate
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly 3,000 people have been killed in the United States in the last five years because of weather, with Alabama putting up the most spectacular numbers
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Shoemaker showed off his secret soccer moves to get the out at first base. Maybe he's just really excited for the Copa America
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has done one thing right in 2016, he's made Barack Obama more and more popular. Thanks OTrumpa
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The only way we can beat Donald Trump is by mocking him relentlessly
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Sat May 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. drone strike mansplains a few things to Taliban chief Mullah Mansour
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New Mexican beer from Anheuser-Busch to take on Corona. No lime needed
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(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has fallen to its lowest level since it was first filled in the 1930s
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Crackpot running for Texas Board of Education, who claimed Obama was a drug-addled prostitute, lost her Tea Party endorsement and is doomed to lose runoff election by a wide margin. JUST KIDDING she won by nearly 20 points in March. WTF Texas, WTF
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(The Zimbabwean)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe explains he's only staying on as president of Zimbabwe to piss off the United States: "I am hanging on because I want to prevent regime change. It will never come"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How the Zika virus decimated Congress without infecting anyone
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Fri May 20, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War. One billion and countin'
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman has six ribs removed for a 16-inch waist, says her goal is to look like a cartoon character. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kanye West finally realizes why Mark Zuckerberg didn't give him $1 billion. Something to do with Twitter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump says he's been invited to visit David Cameron; David Cameron says otherwise
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(National Review)
 
 
 
US Army Lt. Colonel who runs the US Army's small arms development at Picatinny Arsenal, NJ can't get a New Jersey concealed carry permit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are finding that they don't actually support any of Trump's positions
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
White House on lockdown due to nearby shooting. Major event or DC just being DC?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "If there was only some way we could combine a plane crash, Clinton, AND Trump in one article"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is planning his campaign around the belief that American voters are idiots, halfwits, and morons who have the memory span of goldfish and the reasoning ability of a rhesus monkey. Crap
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Looking for a random person to carry a package on airplane for you? AirMule is the answer
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Next time ferme la bouche
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(Salon)
 
 
 
One of Drumpf's advisors has the aptonym Hope Hicks, as in I Hope Hicks vote for Assclown McFarkstick
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The world's greatest singer/songwriter/guitarist discusses the origins of "Bullet the Blue Sky"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pitched the idea of The Apprentice: White People VS Black People to NBC, who wisely passed on the bizarre, racist notion
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
State rep who tried to set stripper age and weight limits won't apologize
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Murderous traitors will no longer be allowed to fly their flag in veterans' cemeteries
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(Time)
 
 
 
Congress to impose Michigan-style emergency management on Puerto Rico. Good thing there's nothing like the Flint River there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal justice sentencing reform is a rare instance where lawmakers recognized a real problem and moved to fix it in a responsible bipartisan fashion. Except of course for Senator Tom Cotton who apparently is "that one asshole" on this issue
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Dildonain Corey Lequieu pleads guilty to conspiracy because of A) Freedom, B) his rank is below admiral, or C) his long criminal history. Bonus: he won't talk to the government
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dressage rider Hiroshi Hoketsu will not be the oldest Olympian ever because: C) his horse is ill
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watch how your diet has changed over the past 40 years ... but Gizmodo, I'm only 39
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Kentucky bourbon production is the highest it's been in nearly half a century. Thanks, Obama
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
UAW sees signs of productivity at Tesla and wants to nip that in the bud
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Have you ever embarassed yourself on a conference call because you didn't mute your phone? This is like that only derpier
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Displaying the kind of vision that made him President, Marco Rubio suggests a Tim Tebow statue in the US Capitol
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Which lobby's funding increased nearly 400% at the beginning of 2016? California marijuana prohibition. And who's behind this influx of cash? Get your fainting couch ready
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China is *definitely* NOT taking dead bodies, marinating them, putting them in cans and then selling them in African supermarkets. Cue the Jennifer Lawrence "Yeah, O.K. thumbs up" gif
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
66% of Americans are so in debt that a $1,000 emergency would make them destitute
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Former MA governor Weld (R) expected to become the Libertarian VP, thereby making a Johnson/Weld ticket a nationally viable alternative to Trump/Lackey and Clinton/whoever
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Canadians go on The Daily Show to admit they're not afraid of Syrian refugees, and they don't know what Trump's problem is
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland mayor says the most dangerous place in America is Trump's mouth. Subby likes the sentiment, not sure about the logic. Definitely wouldn't want to get between Trump and a taco salad
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
The Pope: Exploiting workers in the name of profit is an unforgivable sin
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
In a first for Wisconsin, the state Supreme Court actually takes a stand against a portion of the infamous Act 10, handing a rare defeat to Scott Walker. Conservative reaction was swift: How DARE they not do what we paid them to do
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI: You worked on Tor? We'd like to talk. Client: Talk to my lawyer. Lawyer: So what's all this about? FBI: We won't tell you, we'll just ask her when our agents see her on the street. Client: Fark this, I'm leaving for a free country like Germany
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
B-52 crashes in Guam; CNN seen masturbating furiously
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Cutting crew finds woman's body off interstate, and ooooAHHH she just died in your arms tonight
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(Some Dude)
 
 
 
"The Big Lebowski" die-cast collectible cars will really tie the room together, man
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Louisiana, during a discussion about raising the minimum age for strippers to 21, a state lawmaker files an amendment with a maximum age and weight limit
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
On the one hand, watermelons are not usually part of an alligator's diet. On the other hand, I'M not gonna be to the one to go get it back
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I haven't visited Iraq because Oakland and Ferguson are two of the most dangerous cities in the world
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The only thing missing from this 1937 map that predicted how Japan would attack the U.S. during World War II is the fact that it would be the Germans that attacked Pearl Harbor and not the Japanese
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(The Register)
 
 
 
One possible good outcome of a Drumpf presidency would be the drastic reduction of H1Bs, which would lead to software engineers finally being able to pay rent in Silicon Valley
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Zombies took our jobs
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
People please take it easy on the Republican wingnuts that are fleeing to "redoubt" states, they're just scared and looking for a safe place to shelter themselves from the future
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The new 24 trailer is here with a new star, loads of action, and more reasons to consider buying a calendar, maybe a watch
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
36 years ago today, subby was at a local skate park, watching what he thought was a severe thunderstorm rolling in around 1:00pm. Turned out Mt. St. Helens had erupted that morning. What were YOU doing on that fateful day?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran demands the U.S. make reparations for "spiritual damage"
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Tue May 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York could be the first state in the nation to outlaw cat declawing
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Unable to find enough workers capable of passing a drug test, many U.S. employers stop testing for weed. In related news: Who the hell ate all the chocolate chip cookies in the breakroom?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's something about this that's so bad, it's like how much more bad could this be? And the answer is none. None more bad. Zero stars from Charity Navigator. Mr National Vietnam Veterans Foundation... zero... point... zero
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Supreme Court refuses to hear case of evangelicals marching around Dearborn with a severed pig's head, telling Muslims they would burn in hell. To be fair, I wouldn't want to hear that, either
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(9 News)
 
 
 
"Received a complaint of potential harassment. Under investigation. Let's act our age, people. Recess is over and your dad can't beat anyone up anymore," and other classics from the Silverton, CO crime blotter
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC changes new 'Fattest Housewife' series to 'American Housewife,' then tries to explain why
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Delayed: Court Martial of U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl for desertion will not happen until after the Presidential Election
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump denies dating "third-rate hooker," insists he only dates first-rate hookers like his three wives
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi hands Donald Trump the presidency
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turn on your helmet lights and bring your canary to warn of gases for we're going into the mind of Trump with a psychologist to analyze it. Scary isn't it?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unable to find a bison calf to endanger, group of Red Bull bro filmmakers wander past numerous signs warning visitors to stay on the path at Yellowstone's Grand Prismatic Spring
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blind attorney driven to bankruptcy for defending characters like Bin Laden's son-in-law, Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman and Gaius Baltar
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. Those brothers who were trying to outright buy elections are apparently also heavily into tax avoision
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Lowe's Garden Center, may I help you?" "Yes, do you have any of those copperhead-laden trees?" "Right over here, sir"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Obama: Ignorance is not a virtue. Trump: Yes, it is
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Subby has checked off 19 from this all-American bucket list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuban: "A Trump victory will cause a massive stock drop." Yeah, like we're going to go to Ted Cruz for economic advice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bison, FATALITY! You win, Yellowstone tourists. PERFECT!
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Why did the mama bear and her four cubs cross the road?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You can thank an unrepentant segregationist and racist for accidentally making sex discrimination illegal in the US
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska governor Pete Ricketts wants to make Nebraska the Mississippi of the Great Plains
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(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Kentuckians head to the polls to choose between Presumptive Nominee Hillary Clinton and Presumptive Sore Loser Bernie Sanders. Remember, they elected Bevin. It's your Official Kentucky (and Oregon) Primary Discussion Thread. Polls open at 6AM and close at 6PM
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Advisory: if you're in the area of Bear Mountain, watch out for bears
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Henry Kissinger, presumably for foreign policy advice
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
To resolve the issue, do not create a user account that contains the string "user" on the computer. And the string "Robert'); DROP TABLE Users;--" is right out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now, this little beauty was only driven to church on Sundays. No, really
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Do you feel tired for no apparent reason? Congratulations, you may have just had a silent heart attack
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Virginian conservative running for the U.S. Senate inadvertently exposes himself as an amateur porn enthusiast with safe for work screenshot of his personal computer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mexico last week: "We are a safe country...nothing to worry about." Mexico this week: "Acapulco is a war zone"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Obama praises Finland's heavy metal when meeting with President Sauli Niinistö, saying the best the US has is in Flint, Michigan
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name the five United States presidents who are not buried in the continental US
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will Rougned Odor get the longest fight suspension in MLB history? Baseball execs to review their biggest hits ever
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Tesla exploits tourist visas to hire factory construction workers for $5/hr
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
America now has more legal weed businesses than craft brewers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
First successful U.S. addadictomy performed
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What a silly thing to ask of America about what to do with 1.19 billions pounds of surplus cheese ... of course we would want to stick it between our toes
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump predicts refugees with ISIS phones will commit 9/11 size attack in the U.S. You know those special ISIS phones. You get them at the store next to the Obama phones
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Most road rage incidents happen around 6:00 pm on Friday. Especially in Los Angeles, where people tend to get angry after not moving from the same spot on the 405 since 10:00 am on Wednesday
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
An emboldened Pfizer rises up and buys Anacor Pharma for $5.2 billion
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump makes another blatant, outrageous lie
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, now we know why the town was called "Turbo"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Barefoot running found to improve your memory, but not enough to remind you to buy some shoes next time you're at the mall
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
An unexpected awww moment from Mike Meyers: "What do you make of folks threatening to leave and move to Canada if Trump is President?" Meyers replied, "We'll take you all"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Australian firm develops Zika-proof condoms for athletes ahead of Rio Olympics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans rescind a resolution to secede from the U.S. Apparently the tipping point was when the federal government ordered them to install transgender bathrooms at the Alamo
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Someone made Angela Merkel an offer she can't refuse
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Senator Toomey(R) is adamant that Pennsylvania needs and deserves to have two vacant federal judgeships filled, guess how he feels about filling a vacancy on the Supreme Court? Hint look at the letter after his name above
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italy to pay poor people to have more sex
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why yes, the CIA did help South Africa arrest Nelson Mandela. It also was behind Bill Buckner's bobble
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian sports minister does about face and admits their athletes were doping, saying that he's "ashamed of them." On a related note, his funeral is scheduled for next week
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Not only has Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore been suspended, now he's got drag queen Ambrosia Starling coming up right behind him
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama Administration's push for transgender rights is based in part by a Supreme Court decision written by the noted liberal Justice, Antonin Scalia
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the alternate reality that is Wisconsin, Republicans at the state convention are all, "Donald who? Never heard of him"
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Man tries to rob car wash with potato chip bag
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
...and then the moose chimed in
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Sat May 14, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Magnitude 3.0 quake strikes near Gilroy, California, but don't worry, the garlic is safe
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Alan Grayson bullies MSNBC host after being asked about his numerous ethics violations
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Wildlife Service looking to give oil companies a 30 year free pass to kill as many protected species as they wish. Oh wait. Did I say oil companies? Never mind. Carry on
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada modestly pleased at being named the second-best country in the world: "Number two is pretty darn good"
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(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
The NC legislature, upset that the federal government is threatening to deny them federal funds because of their conservative policies, threatens to cut off state funding to liberal NC cities
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(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Actress Vanessa Hudgens fined $1000 for acting like a six-year-old in national forest
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Fiscal conservatives offer to cut wasteful and inefficient public spending
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gay Army secretary blocked by Republican senator because of course he is. Also, apparently we have a Gay Army now, though the Marines would argue that we've ALWAYS had a gay army
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
When does threatening to secede just become boring? Just get out of here already, and shut up about it. Believe me, nobody will miss you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're going to put on your disability application that a workplace accident has left you blind, then you just can not be caught on video: 1) Reading something that isn't in braille; 2) Holding the door open for someone; or 3) Driving a car
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Fri May 13, 2016
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Four simple rules for not getting shot in Milwaukee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure looks like Mexico is planning on paying for that wall
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe one step closer to wearing pink underwear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A list of the top five least popular governors. Yep he's there, and him and so is that other guy--in fact, all of Fark's favorites made the list
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to tearing off hijab worn by fellow Southwest Airlines passenger. Had demanded that woman, "Take it off. This is America"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The difference between how Japan and the U.S. remember WWII: The Japanese ignore everything before Hiroshima and the Americans ignore everything after Nagasaki
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Man wakes up from coma, immediately demands Taco Bell food, has no idea how to use the three seashells
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama Administration preparing to sweep a little immigration deportation problem concerning lots of women and children out of the way for Hillary before she's coronated by the Democrats. Coincidence? I think not
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Trump will be president. A primer for repressive left farkers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook is now more popular than the Bible, still has fewer trending conservative articles as well
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
6 simple rules to ruin your prom
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gov of Mississippi is mystified as to why the ACLU is suing to overturn the "non-discrimination law" his state passed. You know, the one that lets people deny housing, medical treatment and government documents to LGBT people on religious grounds?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson endorses Donald Trump. Well, I was on the fence before, but that clinches it for me
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama administration sends school districts helpful pamphlet titled "So, your state legislature is transphobic: how to avoid losing all of your federal funding"
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
You know a volcano is pretty isolated when it erupts for days and NASA are the only ones who notice
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Not news: That's no Google logo. News: That's too big to be a Streetview car. Fark: Philadelphians have a very bad feeling about this
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Bill Nye the Huckster Guy
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp mumbles something about Trump
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's butler says 0bama should have been shot by military. Of course Trump has a butler. Man of the people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The nice thing about investigating a mass murder in Ohio is that you can tow the crime scenes back to the lab
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump: "I was only kidding about the Muslim ban"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
One third of all U.S. manufacturing workers is on public assistance. Wait... There are still manufacturing jobs in the U.S.?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dumbest ass to ever run on a presidential ticket endorses biggest asshole to ever run on a presidential ticket
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia furious that the US activated an anti-ballistic missile system installed in Romania. Not that Russia had any actual plans to nuke Romania or anything, it was just kinda nice to know the option was always there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Want to sue the Chinese company that manufactured the dog food that poisoned your pup or the dry wall that sickened your kids? Sorry, since they are partially state-owned, they are claiming "sovereign immunity" in U.S. courts, and it's working
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rodrigo "Donald Trump" Duterte, the newly elected genocidal president of the Philippines, wants to personally apologize to the Pope for calling him a "son of a biatch." But not for all the death squads and whatnot; he'll pardon himself for those
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If the Nats continue their current trend, FDR would join the team's Racing Presidents mascots in 2017. Given that he spent most of his adult life using a wheelchair, would a Racing FDR be a disaster or a chance to change minds?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina governor Pat McCrory would really really appreciate it if Congress could fix the Civil Right's Act juuuuust a smidgen. Just a small change that's not at all related to that pesky Justice Department lawsuit
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A 'tsunami' of unemployment is washing over the United States as millions are caught in the first wave
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan made this writer a Republican. Donald Trump, if he is nominated, will make him an independent
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
What to do with your leftover Pringles cans? All it takes is a little imagination
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
It's becoming pretty clear that, like their Democrat forefathers, today's Democrats are convinced that America is entirely too free and that they must take their blue states and secede
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Security guard in Florida accidentally shot himself in the leg while waiting for a job interview. Or as it's called in Florida, "on the job training"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Please don't moan to me about Hillary Clinton's problems," he then added "You had your shot and you chose her. Deal with it"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly through the windshield of a transit bus
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
A) West Virginians are more racist than sexist
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"Watts then locked himself in the bathroom and screamed and pounded on the door. He also demanded hugs from flight attendants"
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Well the seeds are in the ground America, now it's time to sit back and watch our new crop of homegrown terrorists sprout. Bonus: Obama Administration says it's at the ready with a gardening hose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Commander Riker found too crazy to stand trial
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
87-year-old oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens endorses Donald Trump. When asked about his prior reservations about endorsing Donald Trump, he replied "I'm ready to take a chance on it. And just in case it's a mistake, I'll be gone"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Well bye
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Life is full of contrasts, black and white, light and darkness, Trump and Khan, shiat and Shinola
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember that story from earlier this week that Netanyahu had taken money from the Saudis? Well maybe if journalists didn't copy their stories from the Arab version of the Onion, this wouldn't have happened
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
19 reasons you should move to Scotland, not Canada, if Trump gets elected. "Poutine appears to be burnt fries with sick and gravy. In Scotland, our chips are big fluffy, golden-brown and covered in salt and vinegar, not vomit"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Wait. Swaddling is dangerous again?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Behold the healing powers of Beyonce's foot-water
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The queen confirms stereotype of Chinese politicians, but China takes it in stride. Just kidding
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
WV exit poll shows 39% of Sanders voters would vote for Trump in the fall; Fark: ...over Bernie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Huh, turns out that Trump's campaign *isn't* about white nationalism
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Here is someone new to sue now. Will GOOG choose to sue Sue Googe now? Or will Google see the Seussing of the Sue Googe? Suessers do, sirs. Mix the fonts, Sue? I won't do it. I can't say it, I won't sue it
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Three...two...one... RAMMING SPEED
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Just an FYI, this never ends well. Trust me," said the Middle East with a sad shake of its turbaned head
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Drill, baby, dr... baby? Hey, don't go. COME BAAAAACCCCCKKKKK
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(Some Literate Mississippian)
 
 
 
MS: TL;DR
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Comedian Ted Nugent posts video of Bernie Sanders shooting Hillary. Yep, Ted's about as funny as he is musical
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets the "double-bird" from Vincente Fox, former President of Mexico. Am looking forward to Trump mooning him back
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Lhakpa Sherpa, the all-time greatest female mountaineer on Mount Everest, can look back proudly on her six successful summits of the world's highest peak--well, when she's on break while working her houskeeping job in Connecticut, anyway
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Good guy with a gun stops bad guy with a knife at a Massachusetts shopping mall
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Tue May 10, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
♫ Four-twenty in Ohio ♫
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Yesterday's news: The sheriff is racist for arresting black teen for sexting. Today's news: Sheriff calls report deceitful because white teen was also arrested. Tomorrow's news: TV station hiring brand new news department
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Voters in West Virginia and Nebraska head to the polls; will both states submit to Trump, or will there be opposition? Will West Virginia select Sanders or Clinton? Polls close at 7:30. It's your Official Semi-Super Tuesday Primary Discussion Thread
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Air traveler lets her fingers do the walking, and the feds are now involved
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The White House really wants you to know that the president isn't going to apologize for dropping the bomb on Japan
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Texas dating site promises to hook U.S. citizens up with Canadians in the event of a Trump presidency. Difficulty: Lena Dunham
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how much hipsters spend on food? Me neither, but here it is anyway
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
AB's latest product is watered-down, tasteless, fairly bitter, and covered in a garish wrapper that smacks of insecurity and an inflated ego
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump says if he were president, he would allow London's Mayor into the US and lift the ban just for him, because "he seems like one of the good ones"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dude, I think I had way too much America last night
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Doctor sentenced for prescribing 81,000 Oxycontin pills, unfortunately none of them to Bieber
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The reason Trump can't pivot towards moderate positions is because he really is a yuge racist
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
From NS Sherlock Monthly: new study reveals that Americans are a bunch of uptight religious kooks, especially when compared to the rest of the world
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
While most towns in the United States want to vote on things that will improve their community, this Texas town voted to build a huge $62.8 million football stadium
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Somebody went to a cookout and wanted to make sure that this senator was well done
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's latest ingenious defense: "Aw, fark it - I'm suing everybody"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judith Miller, the former NYTimes reporter who more than anyone else made the Iraq war possible by uncritically "reporting" all the "intel" on Saddam's WMD programs that Dick Cheney fed her, criticizes reporters for "drinking the Trump kool-aid"
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Are you too racist to be on a jury? Take this test and find out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NC Gov. Pat McCrory: Come at me, Feds. DOJ: I'm your huckleberry. Announcement 3:30pm ET
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark it, we're gonna tax the wealthy with a YUUUUUUUGE luxury tax
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(Politico)
 
 
 
No matter how much Trump trashes China, the Chinese media love The Donald. "We are not afraid"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reveals ass-backwards plan for the economy: Let's copy Greece
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Everybody Sucks' sellers cashing in on disillusioned voters
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has no idea what the f*ck the US military is doing in Afghanistan either
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Heroic man who helped legalize gay marriage now wants to sow chaos and destruction by legalizing the narcotic THC
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's always the pretty ones...well, 'til the makeup comes off
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CSPAN caller goes on bizarre tirade about the vast lesbian conspiracy that's trying to rule the world, and the host and guest break down into laughter
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
The future of NC: "heterosexual declaration cards" are required to use the bathroom, "mandatory open carry", and an economy consisting of "rundown farms, rusted mobile homes, junk cars and collapsing shells of old textile mills"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Colombia greenlights use of military force against armed gangs. Subby can't even get a greenlight for a thread involving hookers and blow
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fox returned to hen house
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Well, unless you live in Mercer County, New Jersey, looks like you're going to have to go to work tomorrow after all
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Random thoughts
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Now there's a job that takes balls
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you know where the most expensive home in your state is located? Well, here are all 50 mansions in the United States of Affluence
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Newly released pictures document George W Bush's response to my pet goat
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
After website reports on a questionable $240,000 civil asset forfeiture case, DHS is now investigating the person who posted a snarky comment about the story. Politics tab last seen running for cover
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chip cards are taking over, so hackers do the right thing and try to steal identities beforehand
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
No Moore
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫So you had a bad day, you lept from a ledge, your head's stuck in the snow and you're flailing around. You don't know what to say, but you try it anyway, 'cause no one knows what a fox says. You had a bad day♫
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arizona State linebacker proves he deserved to be drafted by the Bengals
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(The Resurgent)
 
 
 
In an alternate universe, Eric Erickson demands that House Republicans apologize to Bill Clinton for impeachment. Correction: make that the All-New, All-Different universe
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(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Oil prices spike on news that Alberta just burnt down
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(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
How dare America arrest my family members who were carrying drugs? I am leaving out of protest
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(Science & Development)
 
 
 
New documents show that tobacco companies championed the fight against AIDS in developing countries so nobody would look at the health data from smoking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I Have Failed You, My Prince Of Shadows. I Return To Hell In Disgrace"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Government creates fake university to catch visa brokers, claims students not going to class is proof they knew it was a scam. Apparently the DOJ hasn't looked at many real student bodies recently
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember two years ago when Volkswagen welcomed the UAW into its Chattanooga plant with open arms? Yeah, about that
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump just threatened to cause an unprecedented global financial crisis"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters begin their shift to backing Hillary by jeering her off the stage
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump advisor says Jews who support peace in the middle east are worse than Nazis and he'd like to put them in a camp where they all can be concentrated in one location
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Motorist crashes at high speed, with a monkey on his back. No, I don't mean he had issues with drugs...He had a monkey on his back. Bonus: Police determined that the monkey was not the driver
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
New polls show majority of Germans feel Islam has no place in their culture. Haven't they already proved this once?
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Oh bother
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Headline: " After presiding over bin Laden raid, CIA chief in Pakistan came home suspecting he was poisoned by ISI." Article: there's no evidence that the CIA chief in Pakistan was poisoned by ISI
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
While we have no problem spending money to jail people who are getting high, we certainly don't want to waste it on jailing those who force women into prostitution
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
This is fine
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The global film industry would be irrevocably crippled by a Donald Trump presidency
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After more than 100 years, American Indian children buried in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, begin a journey home back to areas like the central United States. How slow are they?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Watch Out, Hillary: George Washington and the Founding Fathers would have loved Trump's "America First," ... and they might have been right
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Number one reason Americans will vote for Trump? 'To stop Clinton'
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If Ted Cruz was God's candidate, how did he lose?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
POP QUIZ: City facing lawsuit for improper use of cruise ship passenger fees is funding its defense fund with ______?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Donald threatening to stop America being World Police has the rest of the world losing their collective minds
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
David Cameron: "Donald Trump may be divisive, stupid, and wrong... he still deserves our respect. I'm sorry, but I'd rather not try explaining why"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Alabama Gov's affair, and his mistress's cushy job have shone the spotlight on something far more immoral and indecent: the ability of anonymous donors to create 501(c)(4) "foundations" that are essentially slush funds for powerful politcians
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan on Trump: How about no(t yet)?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Ground control to Major Fawn ♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China shows first footage of construction on disputed island, featuring Ginger's new dance troupe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Y'all ruined my life', is probably the most Texas suicide line you will ever hear
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(Some Wilson)
 
 
 
Colombian sailor found alive after being adrift in the Pacific Ocean for over two months. No word on status of volleyball
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP donors look at Donald Trump, then look past him to the house and senate races
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
President Geek dances with stormtroopers and R2-D2 on Star Wars Day
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Whoa, oh, oh, pants on fire"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Coal country loves anti-coal Bernie Sanders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NBC was going to break that whole Guccifer/ Clinton email server story before Fox, but that whole 'bias to get Hillary elected thing' got in the way
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sponsor of bill to allow AZ Governor Doug Ducey to pack state supreme court: "I'll just candidly say if there were a different person appointing, I might feel less comfortable"
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
We have a lot of wacky weather here on Earth, giving us crazy things like thundersnow and fire-nados. But it turns out we are very lucky, because things get way weirder and wilder on other planets
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NC GOP to Obama administration: COME AT ME BRO
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pirates-Marlins series in Puerto Rico likely cancelled due to fear about Zika. "The odds for them to contract Zika are less than them hitting 20 home runs in a game"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's deportation plan and giant Great Racist Wall of Mexico will hurt the US economy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sixteen years ago, Donald Trump said he would be the first celebrity president and even laid out his plan to hijack the media and...just read it. It's eerily prescient and terrifying
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Which Donald Trump did Republicans just hand the nomination to?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Three Amigos conference to take place June 29, discuss number of piñatas in a plethora
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "I must destroy the Democratic Party to save it"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Army captain is suing Barack Obama because....a) he is not paid enough....b) he was not awarded a medal when he should get one....or c) there is a lack of ISIS war authorization
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Gov. Charlie Baker (R-MA) is 99% certain he will vote for Charlie Baker in November
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated... naked
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Film short about disabled puppy wins hearts, 59 awards, job offers from Disney
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
According to new government data, Hepatitis C now kills more people in the United States than every other infectious disease combined
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Department of Justice to North Carolina: HB-2? How about HB-HellNo
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In a move that will in no way upset anyone, the Obama administration has given Bashar al-Assad until August 1st to give up power, Or Else
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists using the secrets of cotton candy to grow new tissue in lab. Sweet
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Teenager thinks up a genius plan to rob a marijuana dealer. Which might have worked if he hadn't accidentally shot himself in the groin almost immediately
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(Dallas News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Phase two of the Kasich/Cruz coalition to be implemented this afternoon
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(NewsTimes)