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500 headlines found matching 'United States'
Mon April 24, 2017
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alexander Dugin, the Steve Bannon of Russia, says Trump has betrayed Putin and the alt-right with his actions on Syria. But Bannon's still cool and wait is this a conflict of interest?
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(Business of Fashion)
 
 
 
Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask?
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
You can live in Laura Prepon's house for $15,600 a month (Laura not included)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Guy who convinced George W. Bush to invade Iraq is "optimistic" about Trump and his foreign policy. Sweet Dreams
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Entire senate called to White House for briefing on NOKO, oh no
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is antagonizing Iran, which is always a good idea
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If online retailers are constantly fiddling the price you see on the basis of your browsing history, how do you get the best price?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Authorities in the NY Metro Area begin "Gotham Shield" nuclear response drills. FEMA is involved. You know what that means
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A new poll shows that fully 73% of Americans want an independent investigation into the Trump campaign's ties with Russia because they do not trust Congress to handle it. Or, in Trumpmath: nobody cares about this issue at all
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump budget chief: Don't worry about the millions of poors who will lose healthcare after the ACA is repealed, our glorious border wall will protect them. Wait, what?
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(US State Department)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the US embassy in the UK is promoting Mar-a-Lago as the "Winter White House." I love the smell of emoluments in the morning
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
An approval rate of 40 per cent? That means Trump has 40 approvers for every cent, and he has like 10 billion dollars, so that means 40 trillion Americans approve of his job performance. Suck it, libtards
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Philippine president Rodrigo Duterte vows to skip the fava beans and chianti, will just eat ISIS fanatics 'with vinegar and salt' if they are captured by his troops
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
That list of things he promised to get done in his first hundred days? Overzealous campaign staffer
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Conservative blogger reminisces about bashing Obama for golfing so much, totaling the millions of taxpayer dollars Obama spent on family vacations, counting how often he said "I" or "me" in speeches. Then a miracle occurs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
About two-thirds of Americans think that the Democrats are out of touch with the country, a little more than what people think of the Republicans with the same statement
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Dear 'Attorney General' Sessions: You are a racist and a liar. Actually, just joking. Oh wait, your record shows you are a racist & a liar." Sincerely, California Congressman Ted Lieu
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Sentient Dessert Cart predicts Trump impeachment...in the middle of his second term
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview?
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
"The most dangerous person in America isn't a terrorist, it's the person who's president of the United States"
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Smurfs In Space sequel date finally gets confirmed. Followup tag because we've been down this road before
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Homeland Security director John Kelly admits he doesn't have a clue how to stop domestic terrorists
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sessions complains that no one gets conservative "humor"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Average millennial now makes less money than baby boomers were earning in 1975. Mostly because in the 1970s it didn't take a four year degree to get hired to flip burgers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now more than ever the world needs Billy Joel, who hasn't recorded a proper pop album in over two decades--and that doesn't even count how we need him to add another five minutes of history into We Didn't Start the Fire
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to prevent the inevitable showdown between Church and State
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Not even sort-of News: Best Korea issues threats against a country for cooperating with U.N. sanctions. Most assuredly news: China
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Sat April 22, 2017
(PV Magazine)
 
 
 
Texas, your former governor is a farking moron...but you already knew that
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(Antiwar)
 
 
 
The adults are once again in charge of the Democratic Party, and the world is a better place for it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America's wang is burning, and penicillin won't stop this one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump demotes career State Department official after Breitbart questions her loyalty. That her last name is Nowrouzzadeh probably had nothing to do with it
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Bye Bye Bebe
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 108, Cub Swanson vs Artem Lobov, Al Iaquinta vs Diego Sanchez. Also Ovince St Preux, John Dodson, Joe Lauzon. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
If your lunch plans included throwing a Banquet meal in the microwave, you might want to make sure the chicken nugget tray doesn't include the salmonella brownie
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Romero Institute of Political Science wonders if Obama's first 100 days were better than Trump's
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Somewhere at Google there is a database containing 25 million books and nobody is allowed to read them
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The day before the March for Science, Trump fired the surgeon general
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine man arrested in Virginia for trafficking in baby eels. It doesn't say if his hovercraft was impounded
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(AOL)
 
 
 
You don't say
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz was given 564,615,000 rubles in sketchy campaign contributions immediately after publishing the Comey letter in what totally wasn't a quid pro quo transaction
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Netmarble Games gets thumbs-up with second-best Korea's second-biggest IPO
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats may finally break through in Texas, thanks to Donald Trump. This is not a repeat from that other article in 2016 that claimed pretty much the same thing, but it at least shows that the WAPO hasn't learned a thing since then
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
United Airlines reaccommodates Senate deadline to explain passenger dragging incident
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers on tiny Block Island, off the coast of tiny Rhode Island, are fighting to keep Uber and Lyft on the mainland, and so far, they're winning
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump poised to roll back a sweeping crackdown on corporate tax avoidance, because how else will corporations legally stash away trillions overseas?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bill Farking Murray is releasing a classical and spoken word album and going on tour this fall
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mexico says deportation of Mexicans to Mexico violated rules. Apparently there are no rules against pointing your citizens north to the U.S. or cashing in on the $20 Billion in remittances sent back to Mexico year after year
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(Vogue)
 
 
 
John Leguizamo's new show, Latin History for Morons, is "a 95-minute SparkNotes-style session highlighting everything from the Aztecs and Incas all the way up to Pitbull." Since there's no Chévere tag, Cool will have to do
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump succeeds where Obama fails. Thanks Obama
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mnuchin sprouts some mnuts, tells Exxon to go pound sand on their Russia waiver
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is keeping his mouth shut about the French elections
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New poster boy for the Democrats couldn't even find the time to vote in the 2012 presidential election because he was studying broads over in Europe
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz denies there is any forthcoming scandal. Also says he's not a crook, claims he did not have sex with that woman and asks at this point what difference does it make
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump complains that everyone is trying to measure his Presidency by a deadline he set, and by a standard metric used to measure all past Presidents; calls it ridiculous
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Georgia is trying to prevent newly registered voters from taking part in the 6th Congressional District runoff election because fark you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court allows Arkansas to at least execute the black guys before lethal injection drug expires
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Looks like the Dortmund bomb attack may have been less "True Lies" and more "Trading Places"
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama: Mr. Roy Moore, your behavior was so egregious we're upholding your lifetime ban from being a lawyer. Moore: 'ok fine, then I'll run for governor, then I won't have to follow your silly laws anymore'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amazon's Alexa had a glitch that listed Mets Pitcher David Wright as being 234 years old. Apparently it mixed up his biographical information with Jamie Moyer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hawaii lawmakers would like to remind AG Sessions that they're part of the United States
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Good News for Jared Kushner: You made the Time "100 most influential people" list. Bad News: Your write up was done by no less than Henry Kissinger himself, and, he is NOT a fan
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
*picks 3 random words from bag* ... "California weed nuns"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump loves Wikileaks so much, his Justice Department has drawn up charges against Julian Assange and wants him arrested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear World, If you would like the United States to bomb and invade a country, just produce some stories about babies being thrown from incubators. Republicans eat this stuff up as justification for war. Love, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nebraskan farmers to make the strongest, most compelling case than we've ever heard against Keystone pipeline by pointing out how it may hurt some white people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin isn't saying it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox, but it was harassment that caused her to leave Fox. Well actually her not willing to be subjected to harassment, totes the reason, but she ain't a victim that stuck around for $
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Construction project threatened by Rusty Patch Bumblebee which has been recently added to the endangered species list. Ironically, the project was to build a huge life-size statue of Bea Arthur
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Failed Keebler Gnome Jeff Sessions demonstrates that he doesn't know how judicial review works or the name of Hawaii
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: Seriously, why are Mexicans allowed to be judges? This is America, right?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep Raul Labrador (R-etriever) booed at town hall meeting when he defend's Trump's mockery of a disabled reporter by pointing out that time Obama...Obama....wait, he had something for this
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Not news: Pro tennis match interupted. News: By hot steamy sex. Fark: The second time in a month. Why yes, there's a video
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "What Country will President Trump Insult and Offend Today" the wheel of countries lands on Canada
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Tribalism is more powerful than scientific literacy. Or, in summary, we're lemmings
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The five people you meet in hell." Judging those who deserve to be judged
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
52% of Americans say they have smoked pot at some time in their life. The other 48% are still finishing the survey
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo made $783K in royalties on a book that sold fewer copies than the Esperanto version of Drew's book
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A nation asks: "What the hell is going on with Bernie Sanders?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Freedom FROM Religion vs. Freedom OF Religion
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, there is activity at a North Korean nuclear test site. Making missiles? No it's more like 5-serving-3
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberal's favorite conservative columnist calls Black people lazy and shiftless, unlike those hard working Asians. Oh lawds
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Crazy criminals are appreciated, stupid criminals are appreciated. We recommend that if you are wanted, to post on Facebook or Instagram, and let us know where you are"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
... aaaand now our enemies are mocking our military bluffs and laughing at us because of our incompetence. Wait, did I say 'enemies'? I meant allies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's been a month since the Friday night massacre of the Department of Justice. Let's see how well the new U.S. attorneys are doing and...oh dear
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Derpbert explains that Trump is doing a great job, anti-Trump resistance has completely failed, Trump keeps on winning, and America WILL be Great Again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea vows a "super mighty preemptive strike" against the US if aggressive actions continue
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
MAOA
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Sessions may have recused himself from the Russia investigation, but that hasn't stopped him from firing people that are producing results
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Alaska is totally farked
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
If you live in Baltimore or Sacramento...you're ugly
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
In 1982, at the height of the Cold War, three filmmakers spliced together old propaganda films to create "the nuclear Reefer Madness." 35 years later, its message is still relevant
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(Complex)
 
 
 
On the anniversary of Prince's death, Prince will return as the prophecy is fulfilled
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And that sound you are hearing is the flood of your tax dollars that will be soon going to churches
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spicer goes full-Clinton. You never go full-Clinton
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(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Caller: "I'm the head of Taco Bell. Take all the money out of the register and give it to that guy over there." Cashier: "Sure thing, boss"
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Not that we need any more proof, but Casey Affleck is a political dumbass
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
As Illinois debates abolishing all of its official state whatever, here's a list of all that. Not listed: official state graft method, official state bribe amount, and official state dead voter
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
The suspect was taken into custody without incident - He was too exhausted to resist
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not only did Aaron Hernandez get out of jail early, his conviction will be vacated
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In 2005 at the height of the second Iraq War, Baba Yaga called war-supporting Democrats traitors. in 2017, she gleefully says war is "like crack" to Donald Trump. Anything to harvest the souls of the innocent
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top generals, who are quietly building a bomb proof Oval Office under Mar-a-Lago, insist that if North Korea launches a missile the U.S military will be able to shoot it down
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Separation of church and state was not intended to treat religious institutions "worse" than others. They just want to be treated the same, getting the same aid while paying nothing in taxes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If North Korea tests us our armada will attack Australia.... -Mike Pence
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
28 years ago today: 47 men lost their lives on the U.S.S. Iowa, BB-61, when there was an explosion in turret 2. RIP Shipmates
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Exxon, which until recently was run by Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, has applied for a waiver to do business with Russia, which is currently run by Tillerson's boss
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Poll show that Ted Cruz is being beaten in the TX senate race...by Castro
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch mocked by Elena Kagan
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Democrats' new challenge in Georgia: Sustaining the momentum" of yet another DLC boor with impossible-to-nail-down policy superpositions
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Sean Spicer implodes when White House reporters grill him about aircraft carrier blunder
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend of "Facebook killer" doesn't know if she wants to keep her name that he spoke on the video because the internet has been telling her she's the one who should have died. You're not helping, internet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What is considered proper behavior when visiting the White House? If you're Gronk, it's whatever the hell you want it to be
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why don't conservatives trust the mainstream media? Could it be because they're all being characterized as "trailer-park, Oxy-snorting half-wits who divide their time between retweeting Alex Jones fantasies and ironing their Klan hoods"? Naaaaah
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of breaking into Drake's LA home and drinking his sodas
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump may defy President Bannon by keeping Obama's Paris climate change agreement
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who knew that our POTUS calling real news "fake" would result in our enemies using it for propaganda against us?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump targets Canada and its dairy industry. And then he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel say "Googubfloober mensamush"? Will he contend that America is better than North Korea because we never used nuclear weapons on people? Will we keep tuning in? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (noon start, +/- 20 mins)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New research finds first graders are better at reading than children a decade ago. Unfortunately, only in abbreviations, acronyms and emojis
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a picture of former National Security Advisor Flynn having dinner with Vladimir Putin, Russian intelligence and business figures, and *dramatic sting*...Jill Stein
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So who has the most blue-collar jobs in the United States? Here are the top 15 states, now let's get to work
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Breathalyzer officer fired after showing up for work drunk
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BoA beats estimates on news you've got more to be cheated out of
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Not News: MLB player has a DUI hearing. Newsy: His third DUI. Fark: In Seoul, ROK
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Nobody feels sorry for Alec Baldwin"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit crashing into airport fences with Air Force One nearby
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Head of U.S.Homeland Security to politicians: You don't like immigration enforcement? Change the law or "shut up," and support the men and women on the front lines
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Court of Appeals tosses out hog farm lawsuit on technicality, likely angering Dirt Farm Harry who's not your average pig and won't just roll with it
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Even the mighty oak can be chopped down as Jeffrey Lord learned while trying to defend Trump's tax dodging, getting put in his place by a former aide to Clinton
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The dream is over
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bob Dole to run for president when he turns 100. Running mate to be cyborg Mr. Burns
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee finally found the one topic even partisan extremists of both parties can agree on: Comcast sucks
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
UN worker accused of robbing banks during his lunch breaks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Timeshifter President Obama strikes again, as Donald Trump insists the notorious Salvadoran gang MS-13 formed because of lax immigrant laws, despite being well established before 2008
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No sh*t
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thanks to our Great Negotiator, Mexico is now looking to China for trade expansion in order to minimize its reliance on the US, a trend that had already made its way through the rest of Latin America, but which Mexico had resisted until now
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Death watch alert - Golf is seriously dying. Doesn't anyone here want to play (or watch) this game?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
17-year-old HS basketball player turns down $1.4 million offer from a Chinese pro team. Bonus: He is thinking about playing for Duke
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even in Texas polls show that 61% of respondents oppose building a border wall. However if you apply mathemagical formulae to subtract all the non-citizens responding illegally to the poll, the border wall is favored by 96.8% of Texans
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's "Armada" did not go towards North Korea; did not go past North Korea; was actually sent thousands of miles in the opposite direction from Korea; was on scheduled training exercises; was not put on alert; was actually single rubber bath ducky
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Air Force scrambles fighter jets after pair of Russian bombers slip past Sarah Palin to buzz Alaskan airspace
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
A "Celebrate President Trump" rally featured speakers going on about voter fraud and urging supporters to prepare for a civil war against liberals
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Given the GOP's criticism of Hillary Clinton over the lax security at Benghazi, which resulted in the death of 4 Americans, you would think the first thing Trump would have done was appoint an official to oversee diplomatic security. You would think
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
The FBI has flipped Rudy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Leader of the "Cal-exit" movement stops his push for secession, flees back to his handlers in Russia. Seriously
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The French elections could f*ck us all"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
NewsFlash
 
Facebook Live killer changes status to Facebook Dead
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
'Sorry, officer, I completely forgot I was packing a loaded firearm when I boarded the plane. Oh yeah, should also mention I was the pilot'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and his administration don't understand power
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump's deep ties to organized crime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today the last surviving Doolittle Raider will toast to the memory of his comrades on the 75th anniversary of their incredible mission
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has signed the 'Hire American' executive order in a step to make America truly great again. Will it work? Grab the popcorn and debate to your right
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
What it looks like is that four of our allies were spying on the Trump campaign, either at the direct request or implied desire of the Obama administration
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
President Clownshoes calls Turkish president Erdogan to congratulate him on "winning" the referendum that effectively makes Erdogan the unchecked dictator of Turkey
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Canada trying to convict man of having too few divorces
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Mon April 17, 2017
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Milk truck overturns on highway; cleaning crew of thousands of kitty cats rushed to scene
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spicer: Trump won't draw 'red lines' on North Korea, possibly because all of his crayons of that color melted after he left them in the White House Sunroom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who says smoking pot doesn't make you paranoid: 31% of marijuana users prefer using alone and hiding it from everyone
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pence says Syria strike and the MOAB were really messages to North Korea, at least until next week when Spicer says they were messages to Iran, or the week after when Trump says they were love notes to Putin
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
🎶 Buy me some grasshoppers and Cracker Jack, I don't care if I never get... 🎶 wait, what?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump divides by zero and pins a retweet of a Drudge Report tweet touting Rasmussen's biased poll showing his approval at 50%
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In an interview with Fox & Friends, Eric Trump - who, as head of the Trump Organization, is not supposed to be involved in the White House - hinted that his father's administration will take action in the future on North Korea
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Suck it, Columbus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In what is totally not a conflict of interests, Trump is seemingly splitting his time between two jobs: serving as president of the United States and acting as owner/host of Mar-a-Lago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In "news that would have been much more exciting one stolen Supreme Court seat ago": a landmark gerrymandering case from Wisconsin looks headed to the Supreme Court
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just Michelle Obama letting her hair down while Barack snaps her picture on David Geffen's super yacht with Springsteen, Oprah, and Tom Hanks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Someone in the Russian government has now realized that mistakes were made in 2016
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"But a few months into the Trump presidency, we haven't seen too much in the way of deals. As a matter of fact, we haven't seen any deals, at least not any of consequence. Is it possible that Donald Trump was never such a great dealmaker?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Mexico governor vetoes all higher education funding, astonishing everyone with news that there are universities in New Mexico
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just like the president who appointed him, Neil Gorsuch may spend a good portion of his first day on the job not actually working
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Trump: 14 - Obama: 0
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-British lawmaker: Intelligence sources believe tape exists of Trump asking Russia for election help in return for fostering closer US-Russia ties
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
President Trump's approval rating jumps to 50% as the Trump Train crushes through obstruction, bombs obliterate construction, opponents caught in corruption
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Trump's Syrian strike comes as a welcome change in America's tone towards Middle East" writes man from alternate timeline
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How to evade paying your taxes forever. Difficulty: You need a small fortune and a taste for foreign food
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic swimmer Dana Vollmer is still competing while six months pregnant. Opponents complain that she gets extra help on the final laps every time the baby kicks
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Having totally stopped guns, knives and drugs, new lawsuit aims to ban hotdogs and processed meat from L.A. schools
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Author can't figure out why Trump's foreign policy doesn't seem to square with US interests, misses fact that nearly every international policy move Trump makes benefits Russia. I mean, I can see that - Trump has no ties to Russia so okay publish it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the tension surrounding North Korea? Awesome. Here come Russian and Chinese surveillance ships to follow U.S.S. Carl Vinson's every move
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rape law reform botched by all-male panel
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Sun April 16, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump supporter: I only attacked a woman because Trump told me to and said he'd pay for my legal bills
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Trump calls for investigations into people who protest against him. This is not a repeat of the last four times he's done this
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Misleading headline is misleading
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico revives Aztec ball game Ullamaliztli, banned by Spanish conquistadors, due to its ancient cultural, religious significance. Well, except for that part where losers get sacrificed to the gods
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
U.S. seen shrugging its shoulders, tapping its foot in a corner at the very thought that North Korea's unsuccessful missile launch 'may have been caused by some sort of cyber attack'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas supreme court denies request from the douchenozzle of the decade to be released from prison
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to know how to fix Obamacare? Ask Alaska
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1943, science loses its mind over the effects of LSD
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is risen this Easter morn to jump on Twitter and defend his China reversal
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Japan facing massive potato chip shortage. Shoppers say it's getting down to crunch time
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Sat April 15, 2017
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Bernie's dream has come through. Free college in that deep blue, tree hugging, Birkenstock wearing state of ... Tennessee
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The bizarre history of The Easter Bunny
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says "hopefully" tax reform will pass this year. After that, Congress can "hopefully" get back to work on the failed border wall, health care, travel ban, beating ISIS, the infrastructure, jobs
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what a fuel tanker exploding on I-310 near Bumfuddle, Louisiana looks like, wonder no more
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
China goes over Trump's head to the big boss
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea flaunts long-range missiles in massive parade, ocean placed on high alert
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dropping bombs and sending in troops and materiel to potential war zones is all well and good, but without an actual strategy and defined goals from the commander-in-chief, you ain't blaming this fiasco on us, "sir"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Having recently awakened from a coma, on Mars, in a cave, an astute journalist has noticed that perhaps maybe, just maybe the President shouldn't be sending out hallucinatory tweets at 6am
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't say he's a hypocrite, just say he's "flexible"
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(IHS Jane's)
 
 
 
Japanese destroyers decide to follow the Vinson in humiliating Best Korea
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin's is bigger than Trump's
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(Salon)
 
 
 
France's Donald Trump may be losing to France's Bernie Sanders. France's Jerry Lewis is still Jerry Lewis
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida ranks 49th in safe driving report. On the other hand, they lead the pack in unsafe everything else
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We know Trump isn't a genius, but at least on trade he may be failing in the right direction. For now
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Andrew Napolitano doesn't believe Carter Page is being investigated
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(Time)
 
 
 
Meet the man who inspired and fueled Trump's paranoia
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trump was against _______ until _____ explained to him what it does". Episode 53: The Import-Export Bank
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Before the US entered WWI, two Americans volunteered as ambulance drivers, then wrote literary masterpieces. One was 19-year old Hemingway, the other was 21-year old John Dos Passos, whose "impassioned warning against war sadly fell on deaf ears"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why yes that was a Russian spy plane that you may have seen flying over the United States--and it's coming for Canada next
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Retired Keebler elf Jeff Sessions is surprised that people aren't getting behind his plans to recriminalize marijuana growing, sales, possession and use
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wanna change Trump's mind on something? That's easy, just be sure that you're the last person that talks to him
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Actual prayer in the OK Legislature : "We pray, oh God, that our elected officials will have the courage to take care of our kids instead of upgrading the executive suites in Chesapeake arena." Fark: there is video
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(Time)
 
 
 
Hidden.gov
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Whoa whoa whoa watch it you Trump extremists, a moderate has bored into the president's ear
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. to N. Korea: We're sick of your shiat. N. Korea to U.S.: just TRY us, biatches. China: whoa, whoa... let's just chill
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Faced with a president that flip-flopped on four major issues in 24 hours, poor Sean Spicer is starting to sounds less like the WH press Secretary and More like Dennis Hopper's reporter character in "Apocalypse Now"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Going to the tax day protests tomorrow and need something to put on my sign
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(Red Alert Politics)
 
 
 
Veteran: If President Obama had used the MOAB, like Trump did, I would still have my legs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And you thought President Trump was nuts for whacking the bees nest that is North Korea, China is suddenly leaning on North Korea and it might be because of him
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host claims Beauty and the Beast encourages women to go f*ck animals
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
I'm gonna take this as an indication something's afoot in the Korean peninsula. Might want to cancel your reservations now and avoid the rush. And the onslaught of refugees
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
If you need another reason not to visit Iowa, the state has just adopted a Stand Your Ground law, meaning anyone with a gun can legally shoot and kill you without provocation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So the MOAB killed 36 ISIS fighters, at a cost of $500,000 each. U.S.A. U.S.A
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Men, the time has come for you to start making the sammiches for your women
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Creationist says there is proof dinosaurs lived with humans but the "truth" is being covered up
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(Huffington Post)
 
Video
 
Leopard: Yeah, I'm gonna attack this porcupine
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CIA director labels WikiLeaks an 'anti-democratic' 'hostile intelligence service' working as an unofficial branch of the Russian government
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China leads the world in state sponsored executions. Texas vows even harder to catch up
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The EPA won't have him because he's farking nuts. He's never worn a uniform. But he was an early Trump supporter, so, hey, let's make him the head of *spins wheel* the Selective Service System
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson ditched U.S. reporters for a secret meeting with his boss
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Protectionism might hurt global economy, reports Ric Romero
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
World's most notorious drug dealer, El Chapo, gets his own miniseries
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A GBU-43 is dropped on ISIS-K, the GCHQ raised the first alarm on the Russians and Trumpers and the Mar-a-Lago health inspection score hits "an all time low". Time to watch the roundup on The Rachel Maddow Show, 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Apple 3.0)
 
 
 
Apple dork + lots of spare time + Minecraft = new Apple HQ in Minecraft
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones appointed as Syria's Minister of Saying Things
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Volvo's U.S. boss hopes drivers "will wake up and start appreciating station wagons again" because that's the only thing they really know how to make
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord calls Trump 'the Martin Luther King of health care,' because hostage taking and screwing the poor are the things that defined this great civil rights leader
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carter Page admits "something may have come up" in his conversations with Russians about lifting sanctions
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A totally badass horse just attacked an alligator. Of course, it happened in Florida
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Body of a man who witnesses say was tossed out an airplane lands on the roof of a Mexican hospital. Well, if nothing else, you DO have to admire their aim
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
FEC filing accuses Trump of receiving illegal campaign donations, being orange
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And here we see Anderson Cooper dumbfounded as the President of the United States says with no trace of irony, "I realized diplomacy is not so easy"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That time in 1983 the U.S. did a simulated nuclear war against Russia and almost ended the world
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The numbers have been tallied and $1.3 billion has been forcibly removed from United Airlines' market value
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It was never obsolete, dumbass. Just because you don't know what NATO does or how it works doesn't mean it was ever obsolete. It just means you were an ignorant twit
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(CNN)
 
Video
 
This morning's segment about the U.S. "Showdown with North Korea" is basically just a press release from the Defense Department. Are people really stupid enough to think this is journalism? Can humanity survive, or are we doomed by our own stupidity?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Five years ago, I never would have envisioned myself suing a president of the United States on an issue that I believe is an issue of morality, and yet here we are"
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(Time)
 
 
 
NC GOP: Hitler gets a bad rap, and there has never been anyone more evil than Lincoln
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Body of Sheila Abdus-Salaam, first U.S. female Muslim judge, found in Hudson River. Tag is for the judge for overcoming so much
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In bid to reassure nervous European allies that the U.S. isn't abandoning them to Russian machinations, Secretary of State Tillerson asks why U.S. taxpayers should care if Russia takes over Ukraine. Yeah, that didn't help
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hawaii is going all in on that travel ban fight
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
UNC and NC State would be forced to withdraw from ACC next time the league boycotts North Carolina over a dumb law, thanks to a proposed dumb law
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Best Korea: Don't make us do to you what we've done to the sea
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Chattanooga has the fastest, most affordable internet in US, and wanted to expand to nearby rural areas underserved by telecoms, at no taxpayer expense. Tennessee legislature decides to pay AT&T and Comcast $45 million in taxpayer subsidies instead
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hopefully Trump's future FAA head Chris Christie says "Everybody who flies, everybody who flies commercially knows that United is awful" calls on the administration to "review how the airlines are using overbooking, stop them from doing it,"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
BullshiatSpice's Political Sideshow coming to you live from the West Wing, with Guest Host President TwitterFuhrer on a Very Special Episode of the White House Press Conference @5:00 PM EDT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney: Okay, okay. Maybe we were too hard on you agencies. How about we let up on this hiring freeze, okay? Oh and we're still gutting almost all of your budgets. Have a good one
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1861, Yankees begin to suffer first major home loss
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Tuesday: ZOMG Dems gonna take this special election in Kansas and prove Trump is hated by all and Congress will turn red states blue in 2018. It's soooo close. Wednesday: Crickets after Democrat is crushed by nearly double digits
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(Time)
 
 
 
New poll says a majority of voters still want Donald Trump to release his tax returns. The rest are more interested in him releasing Steve Bannon, Sean Spicer, Rick Perry, Tom Price, Betsy DeVos
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You mean the Daily Mail lied to us? I am shocked
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not today...maybe tomorrow. We are definitely not. You, maybe
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Syphilis cases are skyrocketing in Maine. This is not a repeat from 1932
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
North Carolina legislators: Go be gay married somewhere else
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coachella organizers know the limits of their audience
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US official: FBI obtained a FISA warrant on former Trump advisor Carter Page
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Job openings are up. Hiring is down. This is my smile. This is my frown
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So much for personal responsibility: expelled Michigan tea party representative sues state government, ex-husband for fallout over her affair with fellow tea partier
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Joe Wilson learns what it feels like when the shoe is on the other foot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Secretary of State arrives in Russia, greeted by a dumpster fire
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I am completely disturbed by what my company did. I am constantly disturbed and reminded by it because you all won't shut up about it"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Tom McClintock (R-Lalalala I Can't Hear You) holds a town hall that goes off the rails rather swiftly
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
After 18 years of yuge successes, Trump Model Management is now being shuttered because it's too old. Clients urged to sign up with Trump Escorts
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Muslim 'Daily Show' comedian who says Trump is a "straight up" racist is disappointed the president won't come see him host this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. Go figure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Come for Spicer denying Hitler used chemical weapons. Stay for his referring to concentration camps as "Holocaust centers"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Isn't it great to live in a country where you can cry to your daddy about how much it sucks that chemical weapons were used on children and actually have daddy do something about it, international treaties be dammed?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House had to call a second briefing after Bullshiat Spice made it seem the world was going to war against Syria
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before we get a "Why is USA planting fake weapons in Syria thanks to Dems and corrupt Fake Media WE MUST STOP THEM" tweet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you take a step back and look at all the evidence of Russia infiltrating the U.S. government it's plain to see that Obama was the real Russian stooge, not President Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"My people are among the least prepared to survive a Trump presidency, but the 'Christian' president they elected is about to demonstrate exactly what betrayal really looks like - and for a lot more than 30 pieces of silver"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Muslims are breeding faster than Christians. Tag explains the context of this story for your racist uncle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out to "vilify" President Trump, at least initially. He'll battle through hardships while helping others, our perceptions will change, and the villian will become the hero
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Now would be a great time to verify if those two North Korean 'weather satellites' hanging over the continental United States aren't EMPs. Just sayin'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with the FBI, Treasury, and the House and Senate intelligence committees getting in on the Russiagate action, the GAO announces their own investigation into the Trump transition
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Since getting a travel visa to the US has become virtually impossible, US Soccer officials decide now is the perfect time to bid for the World Cup
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people are shocked that Colin Kaepernick is still not signed
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
White House grapples with how to sell Trump's first 100 days. Yuuuuge branding suggestions to the right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Positive buzz sends first marijuana-themed exchange-traded fund sharply higher in opening days of trading
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After yesterday's less than successful launch, The NHL's Bracket Challenge© is finally actually working, which is good, because all your brackets need to be set before first post season pucks drop tomorrow. GAME ON HOCKEY FARKERS
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas judge ruled for a second time that the state's voter ID laws discriminate against minorities. If she has to tell them again, she threatened to put Texas in timeout until it can play nice with everyone
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You can now blame helicopter parents on the cancellation of community Easter egg hunts
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And here are the text messages disgraced Alabama Governor Robert Bentley (R-omantic) sent his staffer/mistress
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Frieda Pinto in tears after being criticized for 'racist' role. At least her ass didn't blow up
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle man arrested over crime spree that involved homemade explosives, robbery, wanton drug use, burning cars, cartons of melted ice cream, and a stolen ATM. Florida man seen nodding in respect
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia knew about the Syrian Chemical attack in advance
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Comic book artist in trouble for sneaking bigotry into anti-bigotry metaphor
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff posts video taunting heroin dealers, while flanked by four guys who'd be straight out of an ISIS execution video if it weren't for the words 'Sheriff' on them
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
"The Trump administration has no idea what it's doing on Syria," says the headline that is two words too long
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's secret lair in a Nicaraguan volcano may have just been found
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump BLM: I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Trump keeps doing the opposite of what he says he'll do? If you voted for him, you probably don't care
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
The last time the Edmonton Oilers made the playoffs, Miley Cyrus was still Hannah Montana, Twitter was two months old, and Crocs were considered a fashionable shoe
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Stocks slide on news that China just deployed 150k troops to the North Korean border. So they've got that going for them, which is nice
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Senate's new rules on filibustering mean that, theoretically, a bill or nomination can pass the Senate with the support of Senators representing 16.2% of the nation's population
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump finds his niche: fixing problems that no longer exist
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
This guy is simply implementing commonsense policies in the best interest of America and her citizens who elected him. So why is the American left responding with such unprecedented vitriol and bold, treasonous obstructionism?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaigned on getting the US out of "stupid wars", but as president he is going on a warpath in the Middle East, and cranking the civilian murder to 11 while he's at it
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to Japanese whiskey
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL post season tournament is set and the means it's time for the NHL Bracket Challenge©. There's just a few days to sign up or sign in and make your best pick in Hockey Farker's very own league. Details in the "boobies"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russia blinks first
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
-pation
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The front fell off: Australian comedian John Clarke dead, 68
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
♫ And you may find yourself dining at Mar-a-Lago; and you may find yourself talking to a narcissist; and you may find yourself watching the demise of the world order; and you may ask yourself, Xi, how did you get here? ♫
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
The 5th Element is coming back to theaters. Get your MULTIPASS now
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Sun April 09, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Impeachment proceedings to begin very soon
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Brain surgery with a tree saw? Must be a new branch of medicine
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So what did China think of Trump's actions against Syria? Oh snap
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Here's a list of everyone Hillary Clinton is blaming. Not on the list, Hillary Clinton
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders demands Trump come to Congress over Syria
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats on the filibuster: "McConnell would have killed it for the next nominee, so why not now?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Peace? NO PEACE
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Since Congress won't protect your internet privacy, states are taking matters into their own hands. Bonus: Massachusetts GOP introduced the bill
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart executive warns that if Kushner pushes out Bannon, Bannon and Breitbart will launch open war on Trump
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Trump & Tiger Woods? Trump played golf this weekend
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House realizes bombing the shiat out of Syria really didn't fit in with any of their policies
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(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Legendary director Peter Bogdanovich confirms that all film elements for Orson Welles' last unreleased movie are in Los Angeles and that Netflix-bankrolled post-production is underway
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Having solved the rest of the nation's problems, Congress legalizes shooting hibernating bears
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing... just a US carrier strike group heading to the Korean Peninsula. Russiagate? What Russiagate?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Middle East Monitor)
 
 
 
Trump did so much damage to the Syrian air force that it took them an entire day before they could bomb Khan Sheikhoun again
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A brain-invading parasite is now spreading because of climate change... so we've got that going for us, which is nice
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(Some Rambling Man)
 
 
 
If you're planning a road trip across the U.S. follow this man's path, he knows the way
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
For the first time in 28 years, American Apparel starts making clothes outside the U.S
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(UFC)