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500 headlines found matching 'United States'
Mon May 02, 2016
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Deeming prairie chickens a threat to national security, GOP seek to remove them from Endangered Species List, add to No-Fly List
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
But I don't understand. We just had the exterminator in to spray the apartment for bears about a week ago
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
And the 'tough ass old man' award goes to the 72 year old who survived being trapped in earthquake rubble for 2 weeks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer steals delegates from Alien Hairpiece Symbiote and proves that nothing good can ever come out of Arizona
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"But if the [new] president and the Senate are of different parties, there is every reason to believe that the current blockade will continue indefinitely"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bison burger poised to become the official US sandwich. Why isn't there a Delicious tag?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs finally win something
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Sat April 30, 2016
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Article: State workers falsify records in order to deny emergency food assistance. Comments: Food stamps bad and bootstraps
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(WFTDA TV)
 
 
 
Now that the NFL Draft is winding down what is there to watch? How does Roller Derby on ESPN3 tonight sound? Current champs Rose City take on #2 Victoria then #5 Texas takes on #7 Angel City. Link goes to page on how to watch for US & non-US viewers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former governor sent to solitary confinement...for selling a T-shirt? Yeah. That sounds normal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett of the Jacksonville Jaguars was sent to London to announce a draft pick with a fan, then that pick gets traded away by the time he gets there
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
If you fall for the old Nigerian Prince scam, and then fall for the dead Irish relative scam, you might want to stop using the internet
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of drinking beer this summer, why not try pulque, kvass, or palm wine? Then again, you could just drink beer
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Once again, the Colorado legislature passed a bill to ban ticket cameras. Once again, the lobbyists' checks to the governor cleared
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What, she was supposed to let them run around loose in the backyard? In the middle of the night?
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It really is time to give Washington D.C. back to Maryland, the place is devoid of reason and besides Maryland deserves that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Recent bills proposed and passed in a number of state legislatures ban companies from bidding on public contracts if they support boycotts of any U.S. ally. You'll never guess who did this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that he's no longer running for president anymore, Marco Rubio decides to start doing his day job and lifts his senatorial hold that was blocking confirmation of Obama's ambassador to Mexico
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Supporters of grassroots semipro soccer club Detroit City FC perturbed that billionaires Dan Gilbert and Tom Gores can just get MLS franchise for Detroit without reaching out to them or slipping them some sugar
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Contrary to what the NRA says, you can get a gun license in New York City. You just have to pay a big fee, another for fingerprints, hire a few lawyers, oh, and bribing cops apparently helps, too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has decided that its 2015 airstrike on the Doctors Without Borders hospital was not a war crime. Also, the F-35 is a smashing success, its budget should be increased 50 percent, and it's not sexual harassment if you thought she wanted it
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
New Will Ferrell movie which hilariously focuses on Reagan's Alzheimer's condition is not going over well with the Reagan kids
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren must have taken acid and then looked at old prep-school yearbooks before designing the US Olympic team outfits this year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two years ago Johnny Manziel was drafted in the first round of the NFL Draft. Now he is at a bar watching this year's selection show before going to a Justin Bieber concert
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama's hypocritical drug policy is his Iran-Contra, which was Reagan's Watergate, which was Nixon's Waterloo, which was Napoleon's Battle of Hastings, which was King Harold's Calvary, which was Jesus' Troy, which was
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The internet hasn't yet killed the library. The question is, why hasn't it?
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(Amarillo Globe-News)
 
 
 
Brown in Texas? Speaking another language on a bus? All while wearing a turban? That's a 30 hour detention
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Teen birth rates are at an all-time low, and no one knows why
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are some of the most religious states in the nation. Curiously, they also have the highest teen birth rates in the nation
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump rally in Orange County offers a chance for peaceful discourse between two opposing sides... and by "peaceful discourse", I mean one squad car is totaled and bloody pro-Trump supporters are being peeled off the street
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Graffiti discovered at Utah's Arches National Park may be irreparable. If only it had been done 5,000 years ago and then we'd all be celebrating the discovery of petroglyphs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well it looks like we won't have John Wayne Day anytime soon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombia has legalized same-sex marriage, making it the fourth Latin American country to do so
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"KNOCK, KNOCK." "Who's there?" "HELLFIRE." "Hellfire who?"
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
'Human Centipede II' shown to high school class in Tennessee and no one is sure why
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer, who resoundingly defeated Carly Fiorina in 2010, is eagerly trolling Cruz for trying to make Fiorina seem rational
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
North Carolina basketball teams could lose their early round home court advantages during March Madness. HB2 Sucks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
♪ Woooaah, we're half way there... Wooo-ooaahh, gettin' free health care...♪
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Wondering if the country is going crazy? Before answering keep in mind that Tampa is now considered "Normal America"
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(Defense Tech)
 
Video
 
Good news: Skynet is here. Bad news: In Russia
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
E-cigarette ads aimed at teens are now as successful as those that tell them to eat well, exercise, and stay in school
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oil field service giant Schlumberger announces another merger, still needs you to finish your TPS reports and come in on Saturday
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight throws a chair at the GOP
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to see awesome but creepy abandoned amusement park pics? Of course you do
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is actually a KGB plant, possibly a ficus
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC says that most Americans now drink the recommended amount of water each day. Unfortunately most comes from the ice cubes they put in their soda
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US sends ancient Buddhist sculpture to Pakistan where it'll be much safer
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Man gives up decade long search for an elusive cougar, also known as Steve French. Shoulda put some weed out for him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seriously, guys...I can quit goldfarming any time I want. I just don't want to
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea successfully launches another XSRBM (Extremely Short Range Ballistic Missile)
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police lawyer: That video doesn't show my client stealing an expensive gold chain from that victim of police brutality. Victim's lawyer: ENHANCE
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Paul Ryan's position on health insurance for people with pre-existing conditions depends on how your mammogram looks. For example, here are two invisible boobs on either side of a visible boob
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Beavis makes fun of Butthead
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia emerges as favorite to host 2017 NFL draft. Giveaway prizes to audience members may include officially licensed t-shirts, glass bottles, 9-volt batteries
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
♫ What's my age again? What's my age again? ♫
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Remember when your teenage daughter just wanted a nose or boob job? Yeah, times have changed
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"One would think we could celebrate the recognition that Harriet Tubman will be given on future $20 bills without demeaning former President Andrew Jackson as a monster..." One has obviously never met a liberal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber's $100 million settlement of drivers' class-actions suits alleging violations of labor laws works out to about $25 per driver. But hey, at least you get to pay 20% more per ride as drivers, who get to rate you as a rider, can now ask for tips
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(Vox)
 
 
 
To persuade the rich to accept more taxes, just remind them how lucky they are
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
State officials to Hawaii residents: Don't hate the tourist$
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cruz only needs 133% of the remaining delegates to win
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The parallel universe where Cruz is winning" Truly, this is the most disturbing universe within our multiverse
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Disney cruise ship rescues three federal fugitives at sea. Must now choose between working in diamond mine, being trapped in a lamp or being turned into pumpkins as punishment
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sources in Best Korea say Kim Jong Un only orders missile launches when he's angry. Analysts still unsure what traumatic childhood event caused him to be so angry at the sea
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to announce his foreign policy plans today...or..."People always tell me. They tell me they love walls. They want me to build walls. That's what people say"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary faults Trump for his out of touch lavish lifestyle. That's the other joke
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why Bernie Sanders will, should and must stay in the race
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Now is not the time for Tiger Woods to make his return to golf
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Study: GDP would be 25% bigger if government regulations had been capped In 1980
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
They may be hard to find, but pay phones still exist, are turning a small profit, and can be your friend in an emergency
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First pot farming, then cock-fighting. What else was happening at Ohio site where eight were killed?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Awwwwwwww.... Hollyweird A-Listers threatening to leave the country if Donald Trump becomes president. Don't let your private jet door hit you in the arse
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends host suggest Americans "vote by prayer" so "God can determine the best candidate"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO conducts survey and finds that Donald Trump is the favored candidate by most union members. Naturally, they're planning an all out effort to derail his presidential campaign. Because... they don't want to upset the Democrats
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ohio Police MIGHT have a possible suspect in the execution-style slayings of 8 members of an Ohio family: The guy who made death threats against them on Facebook
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
F-35 continues to have problems with the software intergration. Perhaps the Pentagon should ask to use the Chinese code they perfected after stealing the design
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Based on witness sketches, it seems that a one-eyed pirate with a Mr. Hanky tattoo and his lopsided friend tried to abduct a child in Northwest D.C
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"107-year-old who danced with president can now fly." Thanks, Obama. UP, UP, AND AWAY
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
KS' Governor Sam Brownback announces that his state is formally withdrawing from a federal government program to re-settle Syrian refugees. When reached for comment, the refugees reportedly said "Oh thank God"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Sorry, my first kill was clumsy"
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Butcher pays tribute to Prince in the only way he knows how... didn't realize he was a vegan. With picture
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Character references for disgraced former Congressman and alleged child molester Dennis Hastert (R)...written by politicians: "We all have our flaws but Dennis Hastert has very few." Well one really big one anyhow
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Maybe we don't have to decide between Trump and Clinton. Maybe there's another way
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just two possible North Korean EMPs hovering over the continental United States
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will Bernie get the upset? Will Kasich be remembered somewhere at the polls? How many of these threads have we had this season? THIS is your Tuesday Primary thread "Nor'easter Edition" (Results start at 8pm)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you today, for your viewing pleasure: "John Kasich Eats" (No babies, women or vaginal wands were injured in the making of this slideshow)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Seeking financial security? Then move to the...Midwest?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Patriots fans take Brady's suspension in stride. Just kidding
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Have you ever been arrested for defaulting on a student loan? Odds are you can thank Houston Judge Lynn Hughes
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Let's see how well Hillary's poll lead over Trump holds out after 14 million democratic voters stay home out of pure apathy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the latest chapter of UNCheats: New NCAA report seems to magically overlook the UNC Basketball and Football programs and now is focusing their efforts on the athletic cash cows of Womens Basketball and Soccer instead
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In related news, North Carolina announces plan to move voting booths into bathrooms
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Colorado Supreme Court tells anti-gay bakery to go be anti-gay somewhere else and leave them alone. Also that their icing recipe needs improvement, and you call THAT a rose decoration? Puh-leeeze
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The United States is considered the land of the free, yet it is illegal to walk freely in most of the United States
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AT&T to start offering $5 internet services to the poor and needy
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Mon April 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Parents of teen lost at sea hope to find answers to disappearance from his now surfaced iPhone. Difficulty: Literally "surfaced"...after being submerged in salt water for over eight months
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"He doesn't mean what he says," says Muslim supporter of Trump
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC says that 1 in 8 U.S. workers has some hearing loss ... usually an employee in upper management whenever someone comes in to ask for a raise
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
America's Thirstiest Senator finally finds a reason to show up to work: fighting in the Florida-Georgia water wars
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Priest convicted of sex crime in San Diego finds home in Oklahoma parish. You bet some people have a problem with this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: 'If I lose, I don't think you will ever see me again'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Jim Webb, who has long touted the values of the Confederacy, writes a bizarre white knight love letter about Andrew Jackson, claiming supporters of Harriet Tubman have a "dismissive characterization" of the former slaveholder
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Norman 'Dusty' Kleiss, Battle of Midway hero, dies at 100. Godspeed sir
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
NC legislators: Yeah, so about that whole bathroom law thing. Our bad on that one
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Go home, you're drunk (Not safe for work audio)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Guess who's mauling the environment by clear cutting forests, using banned pesticides and illegally diverting rivers to make their products: A) Dow, B) Monsanto, or C) Every marijuana grower in California
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Obama to release the 28 pages of the 9/11 report which details how ██ ████ with support from █████ ██████ was able to ██████ ███ █████ ██ ██████ despite ███ ███████ ████
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Connecticut man arrested for making threat on Twitter to bomb a Donald Trump rally. Given his mugshot, he did so while on break from Hot Topic after getting dared by the Orange Julius cashier he'd been flirting with
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Environmental regulators refuse to issue a permit for an interstate pipeline. No, not that pipeline, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No...oh, nevermind
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy's defense -- the federal government doesn't own federal land. See, they have recently discovered documents from 1787. Yep, his lawyers are really gonna try it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What started as a would-be arrest at a Kansas motel ended with two members of the U.S. Marshals Service's Fugitive Task Force, an FBI agent, and a fourth federal agent shot, and the motel in flames
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Today Is Tax Freedom Day for most of the country. It was earlier in Mississippi, Tennessee and Louisiana ... but will be later in Connecticut, New Jersey and New York
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Member of the anti-ISIS keyboard brigade ends up detained for 14 months by the FBI
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Sat April 23, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Service guarantees citizenship
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Who was happiest about Prince George staying up late in order to meet the Obamas? The manufacturer of his bathrobe, since it instantly sold out, which happens to just about every piece of clothing he wears during photo ops
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina District Court Judge, who sentenced a veteran suffering from PTSD to jail for lying in court, locked himself away with the defendant for his stay in order to help him by talking through his problems
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When impersonating a cop, don't try to pull over a cop
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Was Rafael Cruz on the grassy knoll? I'm just asking questions
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Yo-Yo Ma, you want a lesson in life about what it's all about to get your little snowflake to like music? Here's Yo-Yo Ma to set you straight on the right note
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Government canceled your school lunch program? Don't worry, there are plenty of fresh berries and mushrooms in the forest ... near Chernobyl
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
All of them, obviously
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Showing that their incompetence doesn't just stop at presidential preference elections, Maricopa County, Arizona incorrectly prints two million ballots that may confuse Spanish-speaking voters
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Kasich: We can't let DC residents choose representatives because they might choose Democrats
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Man buys armchair and finds an old photo album in it, reunites lost photo album with the man in the pictures. In related news: Who keeps photo albums in their armchairs?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses American, Delta and United of conspiracy concerning pricing. Airlines deny allegations, say they just keep raising the prices because they know they can
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dude, Where's My Car?: Fiat Chrysler recalling 1.1 million self-driving cars, SUVs
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Eight dead in O-hi-o. Late to posting because of inherent humor/tagline difficulty. Happy Friday
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Sorry Tobias and Virginie, looks we're only going to get to Nicole this year
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Man who created malware that drained people's bank accounts is sentenced to prison. Which is not to be confused with legal software that is even more efficient at cleaning out people's life savings - TurboTax
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Think you can tell the difference between bourbon and rye? Think again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells prospective voters that he would deport their families without question
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After debating whether or not to ban Donald Trump from entering their nation, Britons find it offensive that Obama dared to have an opinion on their upcoming vote
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Oath Keepers, the right wing terrorist group whose racist, hate-fueled antics are coveted by Cruz and Trump, promise that if Hillary Clinton is president, there will be a "civil war"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Aging Boomer blames Millennials for all the problems they inherited from the Boomers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Think you REALLY are a Prince expert? How many of these 10 hit songs can you honestly say you knew that he wrote?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
When Americans and British agreed to split USA and Canada on the 49th Parallel, they forgot about one tiny town
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Usually, when a case is argued before the Supreme Court, both sides are represented by highly polished, elite litigators who are the finest their profession has to offer. And then there was Wednesday's case about the 4th Amendment and DUI
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In order to save Medicaid expansion in the state, Arkansas Democrats all voted "yes" on a bill to end the expansion, so the GOP governor can then veto the bill and thereby save the expansion. All clear?
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a job, the police department in Green Mountain Falls, Colo., has some openings. How many openings? All of them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gay British citizens warned about spending time in the US to avoid bigot zones
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants Harriet Tubman on the $2 because of course he does
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
South Carolina sheriff says minorities are the real racists, and the NAACP is just as bad as the KKK because he works with a black guy who "doesn't buy into that mess"
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
The FBI spent over $1 million to break the San Bernardino iPhone but based on the usefulness of the data could have smashed it with a hammer and lost nothing of value
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
One of the world's most respected climate scientists is also an evangelical Christian, and boy does she hear about it at church: "I study something that about half of the country and much more than half of Texas thinks is a complete hoax"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz attacks Trump for being a decent human being. Trump is not Cruz, in case there was any confusion
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(Penn State University)
 
 
 
Still no flying cars, still no cure for cancer, and the best science can give us is some goddamn robot blueberry picker with shakier hands than a Fark admin at 8 a.m. But science has time to wipe the ass of Big Blueberry, don't worry about that
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Volkswagen to unveil 'Cash For Contaminaters' program for 500,000 diesel cars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you knew that a large meteor was coming in three years that was going to cause major flooding to coastal areas (but not an extinction-level event), what would you do to prepare for that scenario?
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Why 'Buy American' hurts America. Here comes the comparative advantage
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(UPI)
 
 
 
No, Limp Bizkit is not planning to host a concert at a Dayton, Ohio gas station. We apologize to their tens of fans who we taken in by the hoax
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently, all it takes to be a "moderate" Republican governor these days is vetoing a bill that would make the Bible your official state book
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New poll indicates the demographic most afraid of transgendered persons using the same bathroom as them is old white men
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Sorry Sanders supporters, but if you've lost Daily Kos, you've pretty much lost it all. Take a deep breath, congratulate the man for a good race, and then just let it go
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Letting a full page ad for genocide deniers through is no way to run a paper, Wall Street Journal
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Anyone who wants to purchase Viagra without a 24-hour waiting period and also having to present a permission slip from your spouse/partner, please step forward. Whoa there, not so fast South Carolina
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kasich says GOP "doesn't like ideas". Where's a Morgan Freeman photo when you need one?
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(Belfast Newsletter)
 
 
 
Britain's exit from the EU was foretold in the Bible, apparently
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
When real life resembles a Tom Clancy novel: Russian attack submarines are prowling the coastlines of Scandinavia, Scotland, the Mediterranean Sea and the North Atlantic in numbers we haven't seen in two decades
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Dr. Evil would love this presidential election, baby
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Deaf lawyers to Chief Justice Roberts: (We file this motion to request permission to argue cases before the Supreme Court) Chief Justice Roberts to Deaf lawyers: (Your motion is granted)
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
House of Pain's Danny Boy O'Connor buys house used in movie The Outsiders and is renovating it into a museum for the movie. Stay gold Danny Boy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The real reason more Americans don't care about climate change? It's actually improving the weather
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson thinks Harriet Tubman should go on the $2 bill instead. Taco Bell manager responds by calling mall security
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Foreign Policy Advisor is warning about Turkey conspiring with Native Americans to develop a nuclear bomb
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The GOP nomination process can now only end in one of two ways: Trump or Chaos
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Newly released documents show the things that Bin Laden was afraid of. Surprisingly, a midnight helicopter raid by Seal Team 6 was not among them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DOJ secretly blocking deleted emails from You-Know-Who's email server. Milhouse alerted
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers stunning takedown of North Carolina's bigotry, giving a serious, impassioned speech on tolerance while Robert E. Lee and Abraham Lincoln make out directly behind him
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Here's one." "Ninepence." "I'm not dead" "What?" "Nothing Here's your ninepence." "I'm not dead" "'Ere 'E says 'e's not dead" "Yes he is." "I'm not" "'E isn't?" "Well, he will be soon, he's very ill." "I'm getting better" "No you're not"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 to grant $2b in damages from seized Iranian funds to victims of 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut. Decision upholds Obama's executive order. Republicans watching FOX to know how to feel
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: losing income due to caring for a newborn. GOP solution: create a new tax shelter
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Oldest Man in America title up for grabs once more
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump will now follow the same rules that supposedly rig the election against him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When you say you saw someone "petting a bison", you really mean that they were in fact, petting a bison. (And surviving, with video)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
4th Circuit holds that Federal Law protects Trans access to toilets consistent with identity. Guess which Circuit NC is in
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(Some Mahalo)
 
 
 
"You get a job. And YOU get a job. EVERYBODY gets a job". Bonus: Hawaii
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In honor of 4/20 day, here's how many people have fatally overdosed on marijuana, a rate which has held steady over the years
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wanted: Social media manager for HM Queen Elizabeth II. Successful candidate will receive competitive salary, free lunches, title of the Duke of Face and the Earl of Tweet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than 50 asses will be around Philadelphia when they host the Democratic National Convention this summer, and that's not even counting delegates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton's big win unites Democrats. Offer not valid on Fark's Politics Tab
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are 3 secrets about the $1 bill. Strangely absent is why we still have a $1 bill
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hollywood finally makes a movie for that most neglected of patriotic demographics: insane people who have no connection to reality. Get ready for AmeriGeddon
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
What MADDness is this?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's your annual 4/20 thread. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In rare radio address, Fidel Castro tells his nation not to worry about his declining health because he'll be going to meet Jesus soon
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The countries that love marijuana the most. Fark: The Netherlands and Jamaica aren't even in the top 15
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes to Buffalo to praise the Jets for all those championships they won under Rex Ryan
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
1986 in pictures. Cher you're thinking of red-lighting this, but I pity the fool that doesn't do the right thing. It may be Challenging but I think we can reach a Concorde-ance and look at the past that Woz
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(US News)
 
 
 
The good news is HIV patients are living longer, the bad news is they may forget that they have it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Before the US Army had Jeeps, they had Jeep prototypes
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the only actor to appear with both John Wayne and Arnold
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders needs the horse from History of the World Part 1
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Romania goes from the first perfect ten to zero, failing to qualify in women's team gymnastics for the Rio Olympics
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in New York. Hillary and Donald battle for delegates in their home state, but can they overcome the threat of Bernie and Cruz? Polls close at 9pm ET. It's your Official New York Primary Discussion Thread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
And now, one of the rare times when a headline ending with a question mark doesn't result in a "No" answer
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Temps 30 degrees above normal? Nothing to see here, move along
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Best Korea has miniaturized nuclear weapons. No word yet if any are aimed at Smallville
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
10-year-old genius picks Trump to win, Google to fall, girls to keep being icky
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Federal Regulators: Wells Fargo still think they are too big to fail
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here's how to recreate the Japanese fire balloon attacks on California, using only fire balloons and California, if that's handy (comes with shopping list and usual safety warnings that you'll just skip over anyway)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Those rednecks forced me to take off my head covering for their booking photos." "Let's check those photos, shall we?" *lawsuit dropped*
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola cans and bottles getting a "major" makeover, because if there's one thing Coke has learned about its customers over the years, it's that they love big changes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's cofounders arrested for seditious activities, prep new flavor "Jailbird Crunch"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sanders accuses Clinton and the DNC of violating campaign finance laws. Since this is Clinton we're talking about, they probably didn't explicitly violate anything, just got *reaaaaally* close to the edge and it's gonna look bad regardless
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee on Donald Trump's New York campaign: "Give us your muddled asshole yearning to scream free"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Burglars don't take anything, but cause $175K in damages to a home in a neighborhood where the average Zillow estimate is about $325K. So why call them "burglars" instead of "roofing contractors?"
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Armed anti-Islam rally in Atlanta draws two thousand...Wait, no. Strike that. Anti-Islam rally draws two supporters
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Only Bernie Sanders can break the power of capitalism in the US" Yes, we know, that's why we're voting for the other one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for Republicans: Hillary Clinton is very beatable in the general election. Bad news for Republicans: Not by either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google beats authors. ALL the authors
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Clinton and Sanders think we should be able to sue Saudi Arabia for 9/11. Why not throw in Boeing, United Airlines and every president from 1972 onward?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Getting lucky is in your genetics
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Before you call a retiring judge a "fuka c****" on Facebook, make sure he's retiring before you're scheduled to appear in his court for unpaid fines
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Tiny-dicked Trump painting generates death threats from someone in a tall building in Chicago
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Jamaica considers ousting Queen Elizabeth II as their official head of state. Apparently that's what happens when she forgets to end any of her sentences with "mon"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
With just a day before the big primary, Donald ups his lead to "YUUUGE" and Clinton's lead narrows to "impressive but not crushing"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
GOP districts in Texas call for a vote for secession. Most Americans approve the idea as long as it becomes a package deal and they take Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama with them
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Don't believe what you've seen in old 'Northern Exposure' episodes. You can get into trouble if you feed the moose in Alaska
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
IRS wants you to know they're going to read the Panama Papers, so if any of you fat cats did anything illegal, please contact them before your situation gets more .... taxing
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Sun April 17, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
To mark the 30th anniversary of Chernobyl, here's a walking tour of the Exclusion Zone
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
New research from N.S. Sherlock Institute reveals that we all lie, but politicians lie more
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
President Obama: "Can I get an advance copy of Game of Thrones?" HBO: "Sure thing, sir." Journalists: "LOL FOIA request"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea calls Donald Trump "absurd". Meanwhile, they plan a mass killing of top officials via gladiator fights with zoo animals armed with small fruits
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(Press TV)
 
 
 
New Gallup survey says the economy and government are the top problems listed by Americans. Which is not really news since those same two answers have topped the list in every survey since 1924
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Sat April 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Massive quake strikes Ecuador. Magnitude updated to 7.8
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a "rough July" for the GOP if they screw him out of one single more delegate, followed by a "crappy August" and a September consisting solely of Donald slapping Reince Priebus' shiat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The House may finally have enough votes to start impeachment proceedings against the President, sending the charges to the Senate for trial. Any day now. Any. Day
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(Sotheby's)
 
 
 
Bing Crosby's Rancho Mirage estate complete with 6700 sq ft cottage is up for sale. If you had $5million, you'd be signing the papers right now
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
After polluting your body by smoking all that crap and drinking all those cold ones last night rejoice in the fact that once again pouring yourself a warm one of coffee will redeem your self-worth in life
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley student whose family fled Iraq in 2002 after his diplomat father was killed on orders from Saddam Hussein for being pro-American was kicked off a flight for saying "God willing" in Arabic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guess who paid a 13.5% effective tax rate on an income of $205,000? The same guy that says YOU aren't paying enough
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
And what's the deal with bottled water having an expiration date? It's water. And it's bottled. How can it expire?
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all Super PAC money in the United States comes from the same 50 donors. Oligarchy? What's that?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Marines send a squadron of EA-6B Prowlers to interrupt ISIS communications and frustrate users. Operation T-Mobile has begun
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry: Russia better check yo self before you wreck yo self
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Straight from the No Sh*t Sherlock Institute: Poll says Americans prefer low prices on things from third world countries to items that are "Made in the USA"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the sea seemingly in retreat, Best Korea attempts to launch assault on its other arch nemesis, the sky. As you might imagine, things did not go according to plan
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hillary's strategy of not answering questions during the debate really paid off
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Cruz defends N.C. bathroom bill, saying only women should change diapers for their infant daughters in a bathroom
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Want to work at Ken Ham's Noah's Ark Park? Well, A) What the fark is wrong with you, and B) You've got to sign a pledge that you're a Christian
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone questions the amount of acid Bernie has used. Not sure if she thinks its not enough or too much
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite candidate in the race for President of the United States of America
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anti-Drumpf delegates pre-selected in Indiana in advance of the state's primary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN video explains how buying convention delegates may be legal, by giving the example that they might get some "John Kasich Steak Knives". Wait, I thought 2nd place got the Steak Knives, and 3rd place was you're fired
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Arrested for what? Eating mulch? I'm sorry, I thought this was America
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
NC politician admits he was wrong to vote for HB2. "I have been haunted by the fact that I demonized a group of citizens to gain political advantage and to advance an unjust agenda"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out America wasn't nearly quite as great back in the 1980s as people seem to remember
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
What happens when the Donald Trump Facebook Superweapon targets you
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
AL Gov admits that sure, using a state police helicopter to bring him his wallet that he left behind while fleeing his house during a Christmas Day fight with his wife over the affair he was having LOOKS bad, but he never said to use a HELICOPTER
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
When 70% of your town takes anxiety pills because they have to fly anytime they want medical care, it might be time to build a road
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(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
While everyone was paying attention to Trump's antics, Putin humiliates Obama again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CT Judge rules that gun makers should be psychic
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Before Portland became cool, it took civil defense seriously and implemented rock-solid plan to survive global thermonuclear war with USSR - by successfully evacuating 29,423 vehicles and 101,074 people from city core in less than one hour in 1955
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bernie square off in the former's home state of New York, with 291 delegates up for grabs. Will Hillary show teeth on Wall Street? Will Bernie flip-flop on guns? It's your Official Democratic Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CNN
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(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
"The Fark community is generally an ideal online community, one that's intelligent, funny, compassionate and fair"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
US scolds France for violent cops and dirty prisons, in bizarre move that leaves both pots and kettles confused
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
All those "religious freedom" laws and "Bathroom Bills" that seem to have popped up simultaneously across the country? Turns out they've all been written by Kim Davis' lawyers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring OBAMAFRAUD
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP delegate Curly says that, come convention time, it doesn't matter how many delegates each candidate has in order to win the nomination, nyuuck nyuuck nyuuck nyuuck nyuuck
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Lured by cheaper tuition, cost of living, and proximity to home, Japanese learners of English ignore the US and UK, increasingly study abroad in Philippines where they will learn .... well, a form of English
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Feds to shoe company, "Stop criticizing the Trans Pacific Partnership trade deal and we'll give you a sweet government contract". Shoe company, "OK... so where is it?" Feds, "We are altering the deal. Pray we don't alter if further"
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
China goes tit-for-tat with the United States on their human rights record with tit-for-tat report
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Free markets require easy entry and exit of capital including labor, so why do so many states still allow non-competes?
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Man with worst case of crabs ever gets sentenced to five years in prison
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Worried about how to afford college for your kids? Try to afford daycare first
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(Tennessee Titans)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Rams are now on the clock
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Legal marijuana in California will precipitate a green rush, according to the CEO of ArcView Group, which "represents 500 high-net-worth individuals who have invested $70 million in the cannabis sector"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee governor latest to sign LGBT discrimination law. Just kidding - he asks if there's such a large problem that this law is needed
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Trump promises to make Pittsburgh's steel industry great again, not letting details like the fact that the last steel mill there closed 20 years ago get in his way
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Today's installment of "oh, THAT media bias": a) Corruption bust b) No party affiliation mentioned c) Must be a Democrat. Tomorrow's version will replace "corruption" with "rest area cruising" and "Democrat" with "Republican"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts decides they want to be the Anti-North Carolina
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Girls, boys, and others just want to have fun in North Carolina, so Cyndi Lauper is donating her North Carolina concert money to organization dedicated to repealing North Carolina's bathroom law
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Most litigious man in the world sues Trump. No this is not about Kanye West
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Canada politely tells Americans to go kill themselves somewhere else
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders to Corporate America: "You cannot have it all, now deal with it"
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Bad Day at the Dildo Corral. Potatriot pleads guilty to threatening to kill Obama, says he'll provide info on other Potatriot crimes
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Louisiana governor signs order to protect LGBT rights... that has to be a typo
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
You know, Mississippi, when you are so backwards and intolerant that even the U.S. NAVY is going out of their way to shun you, it may be time to "take stock"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Affluenza teen gets jail time. Facepalm tag is for how much
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republicans attack job-killing Net Neutrality rules with the equivalent of a 1200 baud acoustic modem. You never go full duplex
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First the iPhone, now Castle Black: Obama wants, and will get, advance copies of 'Game of Thrones' ultra-secret season 6
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Zika Is Coming-Here's What You Should Know Before You Freak Out says article intended to click-bait you into freaking out
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
When betting on which company will win the electric car war, always remember which CEO also launches and lands one million pound rockets in his spare time
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Brewing tip: You cannot highlight the L, S and D on the label of your craft beer, since it violates the letter of the law
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
American national anthem broadcast in McDonald's restaurants every morning in Canada, annoys the locals
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(Salon)
 
 
 
North Carolina's anti-LGBT law managed to sneak in a little tort reform as well
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Democracy: Syria's business
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those 28 redacted pages of the 9/11 report may soon be declassified, revealing the Saudi Government, in collusion with the Reptoids, aided and abetted the terrorists
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
America has a long and storied history with regulating alcohol, such as a high drinking age, and a requirement that all alcohol be slightly radioactive
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Tue April 12, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Your Federal income taxes aren't due to the blood sucking leeches until April 18th this year even though April 15th is a weekday. Want to know why?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator and Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Chuck Grassley holds a 70-minute meeting with Obama's Supreme Court Nominee Judge Garland-but only to explain to him why Grassley will never, under any circumstances, give him a hearing
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(Paddy Power)
 
 
 
In case you thought the U.S. Presidential race had any room to get less dignified, the Irish are now pubicly taking bets on Donald Trump's penis size
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
What really happened to Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you're going to send emails on April 8 to let residents know that the deadline to submit their Declaration of Candidacy for Delegate form is April 6, at least make sure it goes to the right Washington, right Donald Trump?
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
NC Gov tries to defend HB2 while putting forward executive order to gut it as a mea culpa and attempt to save face
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One of the co-sponsors of Tennessee's Anti-trans bathroom bill is found to be a bigger threat to women than the non-existent bathroom predators he's so worried about
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I mean sometimes you just NEED to bring a rifle to a baby shower
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Afghan citizens, upset at US interference with their government, criticize US during Kerry's visit for not interfering with their government
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
John Kerry refuses to apologize for America winning WW2
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
John Kerry apologizes for America winning WW2
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best Korea plagiarizes Abraham Lincoln to criticize the Obama Administration
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general cracking down on stock scams... What's that? Oh. Make that: Texas attorney general charged in stock scam
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
RIP Duane Clarridge. You never heard of him, he was a spy before it was cool to be a spy
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican logic, last week: We can't confirm Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court because Obama is a lame duck empty suit divider in chief and the American people need a voice. Republican logic, this week: You know, maybe we only need 8 justices
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Chinese newspaper rips critics of Great Firewall, says it is necessary to protect China from corrosive Western propaganda while letting in cool stuff like movie trailers and multiplayer video games
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
XHamster decides that if you are too concerned about genitals then you don't get to see any
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Why a rural farm in Potwin, Kansas, owned by an 82-year-old woman, attracts so much attention from FBI agents, federal marshals, IRS collectors and others
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams cancels Mississippi concert over new religious law
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you live in the safest areas, eat the healthiest food, and have access to the best health care, that you will live longer than mere peasants
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Mysterious shake rattles North Carolina coast. Scientists say it could be earthquakes, fracking disturbances, or out of state businesses leaving town because of the new Religious Freedom law
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
White women are dying prematurely at a rate faster than other groups, which explains why Sheriff Bart can't find where dey at
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember how the first Shuttle flight in 1981 had a few tiles fall off on its tail? How did they know the tiles on the belly were intact and it was safe to land? Let's look through the keyhole and find out
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Proud Marine parents display Marines stickers, logos, their son's photo on their vehicle. Of course, someone has a problem with that
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman run over while sunbathing. That is what you get for sunbathing in a parking lot ... [reads article] ...oh Fark
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Protip: Do not tell women to smile. Unless you just like pissing off women
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Short-handed Supreme Court may get to decide another presidential election. Only this time, before anyone gets a chance to vote
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Another country has fallen under the influence of Satan and West Hollywood
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sudden influx of U.S. tourists causing Cuba to run low on beer. Thanks Obama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oldest inmate on Texas' death row deprives Texans of a good execution
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dear Jesus. Please help us to turn left, keep us safe, and elect a Republican president in November. Love, NASCAR
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Sat April 09, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boy gets the surprise of his life after no one showed up to his birthday party
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If the Senate fails to act ... Obama could conclude that it has waived its right to participate in the process, and he could exercise his appointment power by naming Garland to the Supreme Court"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fourteen delegates are at stake in Wyoming today. Can Bernie extend his winning streak, or will Hillary stop him? Will voters go for establishment or wild card? It's your Wyoming Democratic Primary Discussion Thread
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(Eater)
 
 
 
McDonald's new restaurant design, "You don't have to go home to eat your Chicken Mcnuggets, but you can't eat them here"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado's proposed universal healthcare organization would rank 80th on the Fortune 500 list if it were a private company. Revenues would surpass state budget by over $16 billion
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Flying a Trump flag in front of your home in New Jersey? Yeah, that's a jailing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In this week's issue of "No Duh" magazine, study reveals most popular words in Chinese restaurant names are "China" and "Restaurant"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The 'dawn chorus' is a polite way of describing the unnerving screeching trill of a magpie family waking up in your neighbor's tree
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Benghazi panel has "lasted longer than the investigations into the federal response to Hurricane Katrina, the attack on Pearl Harbor, the assassination of President Kennedy, the Iran-Contra scandal, Church Committee, and the Watergate probe"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Short people think Duke sucks
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Proof. PROOF--That Hillary Clinton is about to be indicted for ... Something. Anything, dammit
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sure, Michele Bachmann in an awful politician, a horrible human being, and batshiat crazy but at least she knows how to use the NY subway and that must count for something
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Carolina Governor Haley on the "Religious Freedom" bill the legislature is putting forward: "Who is this for, because no one in our state is asking for this"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photographer hangs with Klan Members in TN and MD. The pictures are about what you would expect them to be
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's new adviser says the GOP won't have a contested convention because he is SO fired if they do
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Global warming increases food poisoning and decreases the nutritional value of crops. However, people who want to get a head start on building up an immunity can now begin by eating more often at Chipotle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Socialist Jew to speak at Vatican. HE HAS RISEN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz refuses to apologize for calling Mitch "Yertle" McConnell a liar
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New company claims it can predict the future by decoding the past. The bad news is that when they type in our economic future the program keeps going back to 1929
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(Newser)
 
 
 
News: NJ facing income tax shortfall after the state's richest man moves to Fark's favorite state. Newsier: Someone worth $10.6 Billion chose to live in NJ
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Tennessee Rep Jeremy Durham's behavior "may pose a continuing risk to unsuspecting women who are employed by or interact with the Legislature". House Speaker Beth Harwell seen googling "slatted office chair"
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Million dollar award winning teacher gives hard lesson in Yankee thrift
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dear US Marshals: I got this. Signed, Michonne
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(Environmental Protection Agency)
 
 
 
Blood lead levels have plummeted in the last 30 years, almost as fast as autism has risen. Coincidence?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he'll be voting for Donald Trump 9-11 times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
USS Gerald Ford set to join the fleet in September, when it will be promptly eaten by the USS Seawolf, the Connecticut, and the Jimmy Carter because it is delicious
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
"Sarah A. Edwards, 22, faces charges of molesting a coin operated machine and grand theft"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO of General Electric has a few things to say to Bernie Sanders about his company "destroying the moral fabric of America"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington state authorities are on the lookout for two violent escaped mental patients. They fear that if the escapees make it to Portland, they'll blend in and never be found
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Libya's Tripoli-based government will "cease operation" and absolve itself of responsibility for the country's fate. Apparently they got the idea after watching elected officials in Flint, Michigan
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen's hands violently secede from his body while he's attempting to mix an explosive commonly known as "the mother of Satan" because of its instability
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know who has financed the scandal caused by the Panama Papers? I'll give you some random letters. U. S. A. and S. O. R. O. S
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(Axis of Logic)
 
 
 
"Bernie Sanders says Hillary Clinton is 'not qualified' to be President. Didn't we already know that?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
They're crazy and they're kooky / Mysterious and spooky / They're all together ooky / Two escaped mental patients
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is not progressive; he's an old fashioned wingnut
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
You wouldn't know it, but China now leads the world in clean energy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI director says agency now has a tool to unlock all iPhones: "Imagine a world where a local police department can send us a device, with the understanding that we're never going to testify, we're never going to tell you how we opened it"
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