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Headlines matching 'United States'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(The New York Times) Obvious According to the United States Census Bureau, when a child is being watched by his father, that's a special "child care arrangement." When the mother is in responsible, that's the way God intended   (parenting.blogs.nytimes.com) (175)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (148)
(NYPost) Stupid New Jersey and nine other states given permission to leave a few children behind  (nypost.com) (119)
(KTVZ) Spiffy Bachmann calls Santorum win "a shot across the bow," offering up yet another phrase to be sexually redefined by Savage Love and Urban Dictionary  (ktvz.com) (80)
(USA Today) Asinine U.S. economic embargo of Cuba turns 50. Canadians light up a Cohiba in our honor  (usatoday.com) (133)
(MSNBC) Obvious The "mystery" behind the deaths of the Iranian nuclear scientists has been solved. Guess who? Go ahead. Guess  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (344)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Paul says GOP result opens up door, hints at getting on floor, may lead to walking of dinosaur  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Cute girlfriend of New York Giants linebacker Greg Jones gets her own Super Bowl ring during post game celebration (w/video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)


Tue February 07, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting Why the U.S. Constitution is the Windows 3.1 of constitutions  (nytimes.com) (335)
(Salon) Ironic Mitt Romney is anti-Christ  (salon.com) (119)


Mon February 06, 2012
(The Hill) Fail Having seen the successes of the past decade, 49% of Americans support bombing Iran to prevent them from gaining nukes  (thehill.com) (271)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Daredevil, who obviously has a death wish, is preparing to break the sound barrier with a leap from the edge of space from 23 miles high, not deploying his parachute until he's 5000 feet from the ground  (dailymail.co.uk) (198)
(Fox News) Obvious Obama says US and Israel hope to find diplomatic means of nuking Iran  (foxnews.com) (203)
(Yahoo) Interesting In Nevada victory speech, Romney says his mission is to "save the soul of America" - presumably by letting America die and then retroactively baptising it  (news.yahoo.com) (117)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Fairbanks Daily News-Minus) Spiffy Town overrules God and decides to waive ban on Sunday alcohol sales for the Super Bowl. What would Jesus drink?  (newsminer.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Followup Obama's Dilemma: how to dissuade Israel from bombing Iran without alienating pro-Israeli voters in November. So, the Obama admin has told Israel that the U.S. won't support an attack on Iran... quietly  (ipsnews.net) (247)


Sat February 04, 2012
(CNN) Sad Obesity epidemic hits US pets. Your dog wants steak, but could use a salad  (cnn.com) (121)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Unlikely Miami named most miserable U.S. city by panel of judges who have never been to Hartford  (old.news.yahoo.com) (115)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Is Hillary Clinton styling herself to be the next Bond villain?  (dailymail.co.uk) (133)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Digital Trends) Cool US military has developed self-guided bullet that can travel over a mile and change direction before it hits its target. Gene Simmons approves  (digitaltrends.com) (106)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Bleacher Report) Cool Have somebody call your mama, check your limes at the door, and get your can of peas ready. It's time for what could be Johnny Ace's last night on RAW. WWWYKI's on USA at 9pm EST  (bleacherreport.com) (1946)
(Some Number Cruncher) Interesting After Tuesday, it will be mathematically impossible for someone else to enter the GOP race and win the 1144 delegates needed for the nomination   (frontloading.blogspot.com) (112)
(Mossad) Obvious US to launch war with Iran in May, says Israeli media with absolutely no personal interest in creating a self fulfilling prophecy  (debka.com) (134)


Sat January 28, 2012
(CNN) Amusing Canadian orange juice banned in U.S. What's next, Mexican maple syrup?  (money.cnn.com) (68)


Thu January 26, 2012
(sbnation) Obvious "This is either the best trolling ever by TIME or a dash of cold water on the face of American soccer fans"  (sbnation.com) (264)
(National Post) Asinine Son of U.S. Transportation Secretary will not be allowed to leave Egypt, according to Egyptian officials hoping to get Seal Team 6's autographs  (news.nationalpost.com) (44)
(Google) Interesting The billionaire that's almost single-handedly funding Gingrich's campaign isn't doing so because of what he thinks he will do for America so much as what he expects Gingrich to do for Israel  (google.com) (91)
(UPI) Amusing Romney wants Castro to self-deport himself right off the planet. Wait, when did Cuba get a space program? Why are we just hearing about this now? IT'S A CONSPIRACY  (upi.com) (30)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Todays obligatory "Hot teacher doing it with a student" article. And yes, you would tap that  (dailymail.co.uk) (166)
(Some Guy) Followup You know who is taking your jobs? Prisoners. Here's a list of US Corporations using prisoners to turn a profit  (avoiceformen.com) (85)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Mexican drug cartels are utilizing blind mules as a means to smuggle drugs into the US, plow oddly shaped farmland  (cnn.com) (41)
(LA Times) Obvious "Germany has the economic strengths America once boasted. It has thrived on principles America seems to have lost"  (latimes.com) (101)
(Yahoo) Obvious Obama's in trouble with U.N. human rights chief, earning him badly needed Republican votes  (news.yahoo.com) (70)
(MSNBC) Followup New report about Fukushima disaster says Japan hid worst-case scenarios of radiation, reactor meltdown, large lizard off the coast  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (23)
(Telegraph) Scary Britain, the United States and France successfully complete "Operation I'm Not Touching You"  (telegraph.co.uk) (143)
(Mediaite) Dumbass Andrea Mitchell Claims Mitt Romney's Family Entered US Illegally  (mediaite.com) (141)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The New York Times) Scary Here's Steve Jobs as the Ghost of Labor Day Future. You really don't want to read the headstone he's pointing to  (nytimes.com) (244)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Woman goes Bambam on man's Pebbles  (dailymail.co.uk) (57)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad One violent sex crime was committed by a soldier every six hours and 40 minutes in 2011. While I admire the stamina, they should probably stop him  (news.yahoo.com) (146)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Warren Buffett writes check made out to the United States Treasury for just over $49,000 to help pay down the national debt. Was spent by the time subby finished writing out this headline  (finance.yahoo.com) (190)
(Daily Kos) Followup Yes the Murdoch phone hacking scandal is still going on. And yes, it's now confirmed they hacked phones on US soil. It's been nice knowing you, NewsCorp. Don't let the door hit you on the O'Reilly  (dailykos.com) (51)
(Google) Interesting U.S. joins effort to create international space code of conduct. Will propose rule #1 to be no wearing of astronaut diapers while driving cross country to kidnap a romantic rival  (google.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Asinine Having not paid attention to Iraq or Afghanistan, Iran asks the world's largest military force to kick its ass back into the stone age  (usnews.com) (77)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Sad Study finds that the US economy is losing its competitive edge, citing complex taxes, ineffective politics and lagging schools. Fortunately, US still strongly in first place in political theater and generating annoying reality TV stars  (chicagotribune.com) (177)
(Miami Herald) Asinine Perry trying to revive campaign using faith but doesn't realize God is only helping Tebow  (miamiherald.com) (63)


Sun January 15, 2012
(politicususa) Interesting U.S. Office of Personnel Management crunches the numbers. If you're a Reagan/Bush small government conservative you're not going to like the result  (politicususa.com) (202)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Consumerist) Spiffy Why the United States needs to take pennies out of circulation. They're disgusting, annoying, smelly things that have no place in modern society  (consumerist.com) (219)
(CBS News) Interesting U.S. efforts in Afghanistan finally beginning to bear fruit as opium profits jump 133%, now comprise 9% of country's GDP. USA USA USA  (cbsnews.com) (96)
(MSNBC) Sad US aid to Sudan helps....helps fund genocide  (msnbc.msn.com) (34)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Iran: "Our nuclear scientists are randomly asploding." USA: "Wasn't us." Israel: "I understand there has been a problem with suicides among the scientists, LOL"  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)
(The Register) Interesting Davos report: Cyber-attack risk to global stability is real. Don't worry though, the Doctor will save us  (theregister.co.uk) (24)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Townhall) Obvious Just one more step in the destruction of America. That has to be the goal. No one could make this many mistakes  (townhall.com) (167)
(Village Voice) Strange Fidel Castro endorses a robot for President of the United States, completely unaware of the 58% chance of a fatal robot attack  (blogs.villagevoice.com) (44)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Have four or more drinks 4 times a month? Congratulations, you're part of the epidemic of American binge drinkers that a new CDC study has just discovered. EVERYBODY *hic* PANIC  (foxnews.com) (286)
(Gothamist) Interesting 67% of South Carolina voters believe "only people are people," so why should it be that you and I get along so awfully?  (gothamist.com) (80)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Starbucks: you CAN go back  (chicagotribune.com) (17)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Reuters) Followup U.S. automakers finally now considered a stable, growing business. This is not a repeat from 1908  (reuters.com) (39)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Romney claims the U.S. is "inches away from no longer being a free economy." Politifact throws gasoline on Romney's pants, flicks a match in his direction  (politifact.com) (279)
(Some Guy) Stupid In the United States, there are more raped women than smokers of both genders. In other news, there has been a significant increase of apple tree growth, but the shortage of oranges continues  (significancemagazine.org) (595)


Sat January 07, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Amusing Santorum: I'll abolish the 9th Circuit Court no matter WHAT the Constitution says. Oh, and ship their justices to Guantanamo  (dailycaller.com) (161)


Fri January 06, 2012
(American Thinker) Sad In Barack Obama I saw a man who could single-handedly destroy the country and someone with no respect for the history, the Constitution, or the people of the United States  (americanthinker.com) (139)
(Education News) Interesting Why do languages die? lol i dunno  (educationviews.org) (112)


Thu January 05, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Now that the United States has left Iraq, Iraq is experiencing stability not seen since the days of Saddam Hussein  (cnn.com) (109)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting U.S. engages Muslim Brotherhood. Not that there's anything wrong with that  (nytimes.com) (32)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass Mitt Romney: "Obama will make us a welfare state, he will poison the spirit of America, and he will keep us from being a Nation Under God. He's also the great divider and I'm an optimist"  (washingtonpost.com) (133)
(OKHenderson) Obvious "Republican candidates more interested in defeating Obama than rebuilding America" says known socialist Obama supporter Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas)  (okhenderson.com) (254)
(Warming Glow) Sad Now you can turn our nation's biggest tragedy into a lasting memory for only $19.95. AMERICA  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (129)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Five-year-old girl has overdue books. Library: A) Sends a letter asking for it to be returned, B) sends an e-mail, or C) sends the cops to the girl's house  (dailymail.co.uk) (123)
(MSNBC) Dumbass "I hate America," says arsonist while being arrested. Really? We destroy things at random all the time. Stick around with us a little while longer. You'll learn to love us  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (83)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Houston vs Penn State, the Big 10 vs SEC, Oklahoma State vs Andrew Luck and friends, and in the Granddaddy of them all Ducks vs Badgers. It's your New Year's Day +1 College Football Bowl discussion thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (1650)
(The New York Times) Interesting (Man runs into smoky room and breathlessly shouts) "It's called 史普尼克1號" (Man already in room puffing on a cigar replies) "We know"  (nytimes.com) (28)


Sun January 01, 2012
(The Atlantic) Obvious How to make U.S. schools world class again  (theatlantic.com) (476)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail Braking news  (news.yahoo.com) (87)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting For the first time since your grandpa was a kid, the US exported more fuel than it imported this year. Let's take a victory lap  (old.news.yahoo.com) (93)
(Daily Mail) Amusing 'I hate the Cubs!' Die-hard White Sox fan, six, goes wild when parents give her a Cubs gift as Christmas joke  (dailymail.co.uk) (55)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Weekly World News) Silly Thousands of alien metal balls falling onto planet Earth. Experts say remain calm: "The balls seem to be designed to avoid striking any humans. They are friendly balls." If it's the Weekly World News, you know it's true  (weeklyworldnews.com) (60)
(Wired) Video It's that time of year again. DJ Earworm's United States of Pop, 2011 edition  (wired.com) (34)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass I have HAD IT with these melon farming snakes in my melon farming suitcase  (dailymail.co.uk) (19)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly Latest attempt to win Americans over to soccer may just succeed: The Free Beer Movement  (goal.com) (31)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary The Texans who live on the 'Mexican side' of the border fence: Technically, we're in the United States  (news.yahoo.com) (152)


Wed December 21, 2011
(The American Interest) Interesting French, Americans, Germans and Saudis now allied against Iran, but will have to come up with a less-awkward acronym before the bombings begin   (blogs.the-american-interest.com) (83)
(Reuters) Interesting Like an al Qaedian Tupac Shakur, Awlaki releases some new posthumous material  (reuters.com) (10)
(Some Guy) Amusing Okay, seriously. Which one of you is responsible for this?  (cats4gold.com) (80)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Huffington Post) Asinine Income inequality in the United States is worse than in ancient Rome, and that's including the slaves. Wait until my friend Biggus Dickus hears about this  (huffingtonpost.com) (457)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad You can't say that this should end well if it shows no signs of ending  (news.yahoo.com) (43)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Sad The murder of rapper Slim Dunkin is as mysterious as the lack of Tim Horton's in the United States  (ajc.com) (56)
(Some Guy) Interesting Your tax dollars at work: The U.S. is forcing the Navy to buy 450,000 gallons of jet biofuel at $15 a gallon, or about four times the market price of conventional jet fuel  (blog.heritage.org) (166)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Pravda) Interesting "Imagine one day that suddenly and without warning, every single vehicle in the United States built after the 1970s was totally incapable of running"  (english.pravda.ru) (199)
(Guardian) Sad Obama jk's his promise to veto the bill that gives him the power to disappear Americans who displease him. Tag is for the United States Constitution, 1787 - 2011  (guardian.co.uk) (260)
(The New York Times) Followup Mission Accomplished 2, Electric Boogaloo  (nytimes.com) (41)


Tue December 13, 2011
(CNN) Fail United States servicemen will sally down to the Seychelles seashore to secure a slightly smashed drone  (security.blogs.cnn.com) (69)


Mon December 12, 2011
(BBC) Unlikely Iranians becoming more like Americans every day; they're threatening to sue the US over the drone that went down in their territory  (bbc.co.uk) (101)


Sun December 11, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious English Premier League is USA's top soccer league, with huge edge in TV ratings, talent, and salaries over MLS. "The passion that you see in the Premiership, it's unique. It's something that really draws American fans in"  (latimes.com) (146)
(LA Times) Sad Hate to drone on about the erosion of civil liberties in the U.S. but local police forces are starting to use them  (latimes.com) (222)
(ABC) Ironic Chuck Schumer thinks that all the TSA needs to fix itself is a "passenger advocate," position to be filled by the agency that's needing help determining "right" from "wrong" in the first place  (abcnews.go.com) (98)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Consenting adults arrested for doing adult things to several other consenting adults in the privacy of their homes. Welcome to Florida, USA: Home of the free, land of the prudes  (tampabay.com) (145)


Fri December 09, 2011
(CNN) Weird United States had 12 disasters in 2011 costing at least $1 billion each, a record. Well, actually 13 if you count Kim and Kris  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (30)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Danica Patrick sunbathing in Maui gets male pulses revved up, engines started  (dailymail.co.uk) (92)
(Telegraph) Interesting "The failure of the Occupy Wall Street movement and its descent into Lord of the Flies-style chaos, and in many instances thuggery and criminality, is emblematic of the dramatic decline of the Left in the United States"  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (268)


Mon December 05, 2011
(CNN) Interesting The United States is on track this year to be a net exporter of refined oil products for the first time in 62 years  (money.cnn.com) (125)
(MSNBC) Amusing US officials are desperately searching for new bad names to call Iran besides "world's fourth largest oil producer"  (msnbc.msn.com) (68)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Yahoo) News Iranian military photoshops out U.S. drone  (news.yahoo.com) (260)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad 7/4/1776 - 12/2/2011 R.I.P, the U.S. Constitution. It was nice while it lasted  (newsvoice.se) (500)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Donald Trump to moderate a GOP debate. How long till they play 'So you want to be president of the United States?'  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (115)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero "I'm sorry, but you are President of the damn United States of America. You have to do what is right for the country and not worry about the political ramifications"  (thefiscaltimes.com) (133)
(Reuters) Fail Australian Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd said in an interview that he backed the creation of a trilateral security deal and that the response from the Indian government had been "positive." India: Uhhh WTF are you talking about?  (reuters.com) (8)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Researchers find ravens are the only species other than apes who can 'point' and share objects like humans - and some members of Congress  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Scientists receive $6 million to create earthquake early warning system. Suggestions are to make an ultra sensitive seismograph with computerized monitoring, or just get a dog  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (22)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine The same week he pardoned a bird from death, Obama legalized the slaughter of horses in the US. What a turkey  (technorati.com) (147)
(Philly.com) Sick Sure, a few patients died. The important thing is that companies have free speech rights. Because they're people just like us  (philly.com) (64)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Republicans may not have thought their cunning Solyndra plan all the way through, as it may actually put them on a collision course with the US military   (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (138)
(NPR) Fail "Nowhere else in the world do you see a political debate about whether climate science is real, whether or not the climate is actually changing"  (npr.org) (627)
(Yahoo) Interesting Enraged Pakistanis are protesting the US government and burning Obama in effigy, now edge Gingrich in recent GOP polls  (news.yahoo.com) (126)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Moving eight years of stuff out of Iraq is the largest move of equipment the military has done since WWII  (wtkr.com) (201)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Ars Technica) Asinine Why the Stop Piracy Online Act endangers America's Internet leadership  (arstechnica.com) (40)
(The Sun) Spiffy World's. Smallest. Athlete  (nla.thesun.co.uk) (86)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Satire United States to restart World War II to accommodate demand from History Channel, video game industry  (someguydailynews.com) (21)
(YouTube) Strange Okay, talent shows in India are WAY better than in the United States  (youtube.com) (58)


Mon November 21, 2011
(CNBC) Fail Former AIG CEO sues the U.S. Taxpayers for spending $182 billion saving his pathetic company  (cnbc.com) (91)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Some Awesome Fanboy) PSA If you want to keep the Irish from moving to America, just smile and tell them how AWESOME they look. WARNING: Prepare to be offended  (fluentin3months.com) (267)


Sat November 19, 2011
(InfoEWorld) Spiffy InfoEWorld (England/Wales) picks up the link to the FARK weird news quiz. Yup ...We're a hit overseas, too  (infoeworld.com) (1)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Malicious cyber attack by foreign hackers (looking at you Russia) that targeted a water plant in Illinois appears to be the first of its kind on a critical computer system in the United States  (washingtonpost.com) (92)
(CBS News) Interesting Fifty years / By junta ruled / Now reformed / Or U.S. fooled?  (cbsnews.com) (70)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting U.S. Announces it has weaponized a basement dweller  (washingtonpost.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Strange Even the President of the United States can't stop copper thieves from looting. No, not Obama. Abraham Lincoln  (wsiltv.com) (60)
(Fox Business) Stupid America's budget drama is like a terrible soap opera: As the Country Burns  (foxbusiness.com) (12)
(Reuters) Obvious SABMiller shares weak and watered down in Europe  (reuters.com) (4)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Forget Iran and North Korea... we're going to war with Australia  (english.alarabiya.net) (89)


Tue November 15, 2011
(all top 10 list) Spiffy FARK comes in #7 on Top 10 list of popular social bookmarking websites. We'll just have to try harder  (alltop10list.com) (15)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Politician tells veterans group about getting injured in Iraq. And by "Iraq", he means the USA, and the "injury" was caused by hitting a cow with his car  (tuscolatoday.com) (28)
(Salon) Interesting Son of conservative Iranian cleric critical of Ahmadinejad found dead of an apparent suicide in Dubai. The fact that he handcuffed himself, then shot four bullets in the back of his own head makes it really apparent he wanted to kill himself  (salon.com) (52)
(Fox News) Dumbass Obama to China: The United States is "lazy"  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (128)
(Hot Air) Amusing A view of American politics from across the pond: "There seems to be a growing understanding among voters that the United States of America is not a pizza, or even a pizza company"  (hotair.com) (89)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting 'Fake Marijuana' may trigger heart trouble in teens, real marijuana use may cause decline in parents' stash  (news.yahoo.com) (124)
(Yahoo) Scary Not news: Cold War ended years ago. News: There are still nuclear warheads out there. Fark: Here is a story including a map of where they are  (news.yahoo.com) (144)


Thu November 10, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Today's out-of-context line of the day comes from the New York Times: "Texas was the undisputed king of pansies"  (nytimes.com) (55)
(Washington Post) Followup I ask you, good citizens of the United States: What kind of country would dump the remains of their brave war dead in a landfill? Apparently ours  (washingtonpost.com) (86)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting America using more fossil fuels. America, FARK YEAH  (physorg.com) (20)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Townhall) Interesting "A corporation is not a person and therefore cannot pay taxes. When tax is levied on a corporation, who pays it?"  (townhall.com) (312)


Mon November 07, 2011
(ABC) Asinine The United States Supreme Court rules that the color of your skin can be used by prosecutors in trial, with impunity, as a reason to execute you for your crime  (abcnews.go.com) (65)
(Politifact) Scary Asinine: Democratic politician claims the United States is closing factories at a rate of 15/day over the last decade. Scary: She's right  (politifact.com) (181)
(truTV) Interesting 14 Myths about America you've been falling for most of your life  (trutv.com) (455)
(Yahoo) Sad Herman Cain was America's first truly "post-racial" candidate-someone for whom race was truly never a factor in his campaign. Until he got accused of sexual harassment anyway  (news.yahoo.com) (199)


Sat November 05, 2011
(CNBC) Amusing East Coast reporter takes advantage of offer to ship two In-N-Out burgers to anywhere in the U.S. overnight, finds out the food isn't worth the $56 he spent. "Reheat and consume at your own risk"  (cnbc.com) (216)


Fri November 04, 2011
(The Raw Story) Stupid Unemployment's down to 9%, so Congress was finally able to focus on passing the important stuff like the America's Cup Act  (rawstory.com) (57)
(Kansas City) Amusing Bad idea: hiring actors to play "Taliban" giving up their arms, to impress the U.S. ambassador. Fark: forgetting to tell U.S. security  (kansascity.com) (13)
(What Does It Mean?) Scary US thrown into panic as a soldier wrote his mother saying to "prepare for the end of the world" as massive amounts of equipment, troops are secreted through his base, headed towards "staging areas" throughout America  (whatdoesitmean.com) (236)


Thu November 03, 2011
(CNNGo) Amusing Eight random Americans asked what they think about Korean girl group Girls' Generation, whose first U.S. album dropped this week. 30-year-old guy: "Midriffs are always appreciated"  (cnngo.com) (93)
(Salon) PSA Here's proof that politicians who say corporations pay the highest amount of taxes are, in fact, lying  (salon.com) (256)
(Mother Nature Network) Scary Remember when the TSA rolled out those nude x-ray machines and glossed over cancer concerns? Yeah, about that  (mnn.com) (163)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Female couple named nation's first same-sex HS homecoming king and queen; proving that either we are entering a brave new word of increased tolerance and acceptance, or simply reaffirming the age-old truth that HS boys find lesbians hot  (news.yahoo.com) (321)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Salon) PSA More people Googled "Occupy Wall Street" than "Tea Party" last month on Google. Ergo, the Occupy movement is more popular than the Tea Party  (salon.com) (203)


Thu October 27, 2011
(FOX6Now) Scary 15 hand grenades, 1 mortar shell, 1 stick grenade, 18 military and parachute flares, 1 light anti-tank weapon  (fox6now.com) (75)
(Wired) Unlikely Old Brooklyn bowling alley converted to indoor hydroponic greenhouse, called "the first commercial-scale urban operation of its kind in the United States"  (wired.com) (39)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Daily Kos) Hero One percenter speaks up - in support of Occupy. "I was amazed this summer when I watched the Republicans push the US to the brink of default over a partial Bush tax cut repeal. We wouldn't have noticed a 3.5% tax increase"  (dailykos.com) (252)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Red sky at night, northern lights watchers' delight  (duluthnewstribune.com) (12)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting 150 years ago the U.S.'s first social network opened. Status: ...--...--.-.-..--..-..- stop  (dailymail.co.uk) (83)
(CNN) Obvious Ford recalled  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (114)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass Et tu, Karzai?  (news.yahoo.com) (69)


Fri October 21, 2011
(CNN) Followup And here comes the GOP presidential candidates' opinions on Obama's Iraq withdrawal announcement   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (334)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Democrats debut "The Romney Rule" attack ad. And, get this, it isn't cute or clever; it isn't arcane or wonkish. It actually gets to the point and lands a blow  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (149)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Obvious Electing a tall man to be President of the United States is so easy, even a caveman can do it  (mnn.com) (47)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary US Army to fly miniature 'kamikaze' drones that slam into human targets. What could possibly go wrong?  (spacewar.com) (73)
(Abc.net.au) Obvious Small town America's response to OWS protestors: "Sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of our own bootstraps"  (abc.net.au) (806)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Strange Mexico's newest export to US: water  (southtownstar.suntimes.com) (41)

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