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Headlines matching 'United States'
Sun April 20, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just because you're scared to go back to your country because there's a lot of crime and it's hard to live there, is no reason to enter the U.S. illegally. We hope you can change it when you return
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Fri April 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While you struggle to pay your bills, the Obama administration is set to give hundreds of millions of dollars to Iran
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Volkswagen Beetle celebrates its 65th year since entry into the U.S. Let's remember the good old days when an American family of four could actually fit in one
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(55)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
If it seems to you that we have twice the bastards these days, you may be right
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Wed April 16, 2014
(The Onion)
 
 
 
FBI uncovers Al-Qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy the collapse of the United States
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sanjay Gupta on deadly Ebola outbreak in Guinea: "There's a possibility of someone getting on a plane who has been exposed but not developed any symptoms"
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(82)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Map Pr0n)
 
 
 
Evolution of the territories of the United States. Animated. Without silly songs
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(47)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy: "I don't recognize [the] United States Government as even existing." In other news, fairies and unicorns impounded Bundy's cattle last week
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(885)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Connecticut mansion becomes the most expensive home ever sold in the U.S. Here's what $120 million gets you, besides a big ass mortgage
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Sun April 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video of the only functioning Pak-40 (a WWII German anti-tank gun) in the United States being fired. The gun weighs over 3,000 lbs and fires a projectile that's almost three inches across
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald, who broke the Snowden story, has returned to the US. I'm impressed he could get his giant steel balls through the metal detectors
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(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So remind me again, how do you say "check engine light" in German?
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(23)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Immigrants are such big moochers that they steal credit for half of patents filed in America
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(7)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
An electric car company that received money as part of Obama's bailout announced that they will be closing their US plant. They will continue to operate in Europe and Asia though, so there's always that
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know, it was just the other day that I was saying "Boy, I wish we had a European war to fight. I miss the good ol' days" Well, the NATO chief has the same feelings
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Wed April 09, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Honduran illegal immigrants ask the Government of Mexico to allow safe passage, so they can sneak into the United States
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(74)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Toyota: "You know what......we're just basically incompetent. If y'all could just return your Toyota vehicles to us, that'd be great. Thanks"
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(53)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A GOP convention rule changed in 2012 to protect President Romney from a challenge by Ron Paul could end up preventing anyone from being nominated as their presidential candidate in 2016
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that the less likely an American is to know where Ukraine is on a map, the more likely he is to want to intervene militarily there
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(103)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Legalized marijuana in the US pushes Mexican cartels to increase heroin production. It was either that or find a way to compete with Funyuns
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(101)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
I know, I know...you've been worried that the growing acceptance of pot around the nation will lead to police agencies losing the ability to seize property in drug busts, auction it off, and buy themselves vacations and Dodge Vipers. Well, relax
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Wed April 02, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The April Fool's Day show put on in the Rose Garden yesterday was no triumph, but rather an act of desperation
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(72)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
March was the first month without a U.S. combat death in more than a decade. Thanks Obama
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(156)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Brent Celek's fashion accessories. Let him show you them
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(6)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans will continue to hold the US House as long as Democratic voters conveniently pack themselves close together in cities
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(84)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
US officials and allies are talking some excellent smack about Russia. Here's the best of the best
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(74)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Newly revealed documents shows Obamacare Death Panels are real
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(102)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Talks over Ukraine break down as the Diplomat repping the country with 40,000 troops massed on Ukraine's border continues to insist that it's best if Ukraine isn't actually a country at all anymore but a "loose federation of autonomous regions"
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(54)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
It's been 50 years since the Great Alaska Earthquake, the biggest ever recorded in the United States
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Orgies for 60-year-olds.' Thanks for that image
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Sun March 30, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date, a day that will live in infamy, Florida became a U.S. territory
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(40)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
One state is seeing a battle between feral cats and birds
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(47)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Former Vietnam POW, Jeremiah Denton, who blinked "TORTURE" dies (with video)
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(53)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Record quantum entanglement experiment allows for two Schrödinger cats to be alive, dead, or in 101 other states simultaneously, although at least seventy of those states involve hacking up furballs
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(102)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That's an awfully nice profit we make off your energy demands, India. It'd be a shame if you built a solar farm and...WAIT, STOP. DON'T DO THAT. Oh that's it. Fark you guys
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The six coolest drive-in theatres in America. Well, there may only be six drive-ins left, but they all look pretty awesome (not a slideshow)
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(49)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wealth gap widened by new, improved $1 trillion student loan debt
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(113)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's largest retirement community is also the fastest-growing metropolitan area in the United States
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The US states that constantly insist "we need a smaller government, stop wasteful spending" always forget to mention "unless it is for us"
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(58)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
All the Big US banks who passed their Federal Reserve "stress test" step forward. Not so fast there Citibank, RBS, HSBC, and Banco Santandar. Oh and Goldman Sachs and Bank of America? See me after class
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(63)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
And the states with America's most racially-segregated schools are...New York, Illinois, Michigan and California, and none of Fark's usual whipping-boy Southern states come close. Y'all put that in your NPR tote bag and smoke it, yankees
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Can new wave of investment keep American journalism off the cart?
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(13)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Trouble in Ukraine is causing problems in space. US pays $70 million for each seat on Russia's Soyuz spacecraft, but Russia may pull the plug. And waiting in the wings is China, which wants to build a Death Star and make Star Wars a reality
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Russia has a sad about being kicked out of the G8 but wants to stay in the friend zone. BFF
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Mon March 24, 2014
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
G8 to G7
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran says mock Nimitz-class air craft carrier is for a movie, possibly setting the stage for another horrible version of The Final Countdown
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama doubles down for #KONY2014. And this time, there are Ospreys
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
AT&T says Netflix not paying for additional bandwidth is like you paying for extra postage so your neighbor can get their Netflix movies in the mail
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(117)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best Korea protests Worst Korea's military drills with US by firing 30 more best rockets at Sea of Japan
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Fri March 21, 2014
(World Review)
 
 
 
Argentina has struck a massive fracking deal which will make it the largest producer of shale oil in the hemisphere after the US. Plus it can rejoin international markets, continue to pay for social programmes and put a stop to those pesky protests
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Russia 'bewildered' by US sanctions. "We thought you'd rename Beef Stroganov to Freedom Stew and be done with it"
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia to hit US with sanctions. Vows no more dash cam videos or internet scams for the foreseeable future
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(156)
 
(The Dish)
 
 
 
Reaction from foreign policy experts to Obama's sanctions on Russia range from "holy cr@p" to "10,000 times more hawkish on Russia than Bush ever was" and "biggest US economic act of trade war on Russia since Ronald Reagan"
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(182)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barely Legal: These hottest first-time-on-the-market foreign cars are now available in the U.S., thanks to a little-known red-tape workaround, called the 25 Year Rule, Can you say 'Porsche 959'? I knew you could
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Wed March 19, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
18-year old Bayern Munich prospect Julian Green chooses to play for the US over Germany in international play
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(30)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
Excuse me Mr. Russian politician, why are you not bothered by US sanctions? "Because I don't need a visa to hear Tupac"
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(41)
 
(National Defense Magazine)
 
 
 
US Army says, "Well, fark it. We're going to 4-D printing"
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
To qualify for Medicaid in Alabama, a single parent with two kids would need to make less than $3,221/year. Yes, you read that correctly
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(184)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
What will happen when America releases the internet into the wild?
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(11)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(European Union Times)
 
 
 
The strangeness that is Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 deepens: Diverted to top secret Indian Ocean US military base where several top disease experts are examining "highly suspicious" cargo. But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S.: We see your referendum on independence and substitute our own
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What things do other countries warn their citizens of when they travel to the US, other than Texans, guns, and being crushed to death by a typical fat American?
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S.: "We're more than happy to put the world's foremost investigative and intelligence assets at your service in order to help find this missing jetliner." Malaysia: "Nah, we're good"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kremlin-backed journalist responds to Obama's threat of sanctions: "Russia is the only country in the world that is realistically capable of turning the United States into radioactive ash"
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Sun March 16, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
March 26th: All duties in bilateral trade between the EU and America will come to an end in the world's largest ever free-trade deal
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Sat March 15, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
How we ended up with red-faced Irishmen hollering at us on TV
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(70)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 30% of the people in Kentucky smoke cigarettes. The other 70% are afraid to light up since it might cause their basement to explode
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(27)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
House Speaker John Boehner accuses several states of 'cheating' and 'fraud' for sidestepping federal cuts to food stamps and giving a damn about poor people
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(89)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If your dream is to start a business, here are ten cities where you might want to look to open your start-up
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP Senator: How many Canadian patients die each year while on a waiting list? Canadian Physician: I don't know - but I do know that 45K Americans die every year for a lack of insurance
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(156)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Alaska, even the Derp. Meet Joe Miller the Tea Party primary candidate for AK Senate who accuses of Obama of instituting "religious apartheid" and believes in the absolute right of private employers to practice discrimination
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran announces it has solved mystery of missing jet: The United States has kidnapped the plane and everyone on it - who were all recruited for the task - to begin a psychological battle against Muslims. Glad we got THAT cleared up
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(49)
 
(Sochi 2014)
 
 
 
Canada and the United States face off in a sled hockey semifinal at noon Eastern, meaning it's double-or-nothing for Bieber. If the US loses, they have to take Nickelback too. Welcome to Day 7 of the Paralympics
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Wed March 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Inside the "mind" of Louie Gohmert: Not repealing Obamacare is dangerous because letting more people get healthcare means US life expectancy will shorten because people "won't get care" and die sooner
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FARK.com - New Liberal Bastion?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mayor of the "Most Corrupt City in the United States" resigns. Granted, he did this while in jail facing drug charges, but it's the principle of the matter
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(20)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Barabra Feldon. Agent 99 is 81
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(31)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Legal Catch-22: A family pays you to show a lawyer where you disposed of their daughter's body but you can't because you're in jail for another murder and now they're saying you defrauded them of the money. Typical blood sucking lawyers
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(15)
 
(Sochi 2014)
 
 
 
Russia has 7 gold, 10 silver, 7 bronze. Next-best United States and Ukraine have 7 total medals each. Russia hasn't imposed this much of their will on those two since... well, anyway, this is your Day 4 Paralympics thread
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Number of uninsured in America drops. THANKS OBAMA
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(94)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The United States had the second quickest economic recovery in the world after Germany. Thanks, Obama
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(188)
 


Sun March 09, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Morning in America: Even CPAC is rejecting the drug warriors
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(77)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
To the left: A realistic & economically sound plan to get everything, in every state, fully powered with renewable energy by 2050. To the right: naysayers explaining why this is impossible
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(319)
 
(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten or made? Any durian fans in here? Balut? Lutefisk? Chilled monkey brains? Share a rarity and open our eyes
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(534)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US destroyer on way to Black Sea for "routine drills"...and by "routine drills", the US Navy means they want to show how fast a US destroyer can sink a Russian destroyer
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(121)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Retired Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens proposes six contitutional amendments that make so much sense they'd probably result in Civil War II
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(261)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
People who hate the federal government preempting state laws have no problem with state governments preempting local laws when it comes to guns
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(267)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China: We're in broad agreement with Russia on the Ukraine situation. United States: How are things going in Tibet? China: We are in broad agreement with the United State on the Ukraine situation
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(57)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Is this in the right tab??": Ukraine powers past United States
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(16)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hippies unhappy the 1% is converting to their religion
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(78)
 
(Jamaica Observer)
 
 
 
Jamaica is U.S.'s largest source of marijuana and accompanying Bob Marley posters, unlistenable reggae and Jamaican-flag hats and messenger bags. Or what econonomists would call a completely vertically intergrated economy of crap
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(71)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While the GOP is busy criticizing Obama's response to the Ukrainian crisis, Putin is blinking so much his eyes are sending SOS in Morse code
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Tue March 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Due to the very frigid winter in the Northeastern United States, Niagara Falls has come to a halt after freezing over again
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wedding photographer takes photos of Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head renewing their vows with a toy story reception in a pretty awesome attempt to explain his job to his son
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(34)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Graph showing which countries read the most. America: TL;DR
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(109)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
George Will says LGBT people using a business that disagrees with their lifestyle are "sore winners," just like all the arrogant black people gloating at lunch counters in the South or the hordes of women rubbing our faces in it every time they vote
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(328)
 
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
That time the US dropped a hydrogen bomb on someone's back yard in South Carolina
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(54)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Hmmm, we see your country is in trouble, and, well, we'd really like to help but we can't be bothered. So, here's some money
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(82)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Europe is threatening legal action against the United States for using "names with ties to European history" for their cheeses
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(82)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The genius way the US could hurt Russia and help you at the same time
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(184)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Bush flunkie chides Obama administration for failing to use "contingency planning sessions" to anticipate global events and deal with them pre-emptively. That's the joke
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Sun March 02, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Double the tinfoil helmets, this could be a bumpy ride: Conservatives might be shocked to hear their 'conservative' Jeb Bush is joining forces with Bill Gates to implement "Common Core" school indoctrination
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(162)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The Girl Scouts are now scouts for Jihad extremists as they are controlled by a Lesbian "Girl Experience Officer" according to Rush Limbaugh and Breitbart.com
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(257)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rhineland has holiday devoted to women doing whatever they want, called "Weiberfastnacht." Common behavior includes clipping off men's ties with scissors and compensating the victim with a "Butzie"
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Sat March 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't drink the water, protect your fridge and beware the violent toilets. What is: advice foreigners give each other for trips to the U.S
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(180)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Christian anti-gays create Trail Life USA as an alternative to Boy Scouts, with the cutest little loyalty salute you'll see all day
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(204)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
It really says something when your country gets slammed by China for your human rights record
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(99)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
China joins the US, South Korea and Australia as they circle the Antarctic like vultures, waiting for the resource-rich region to open for business. This final frontier is where the last major battle for the environment will take place
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(42)
 


Thu February 27, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Amazon is all about its customers. Its employees... not so much
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(77)
 
(The Pig Site)
 
 
 
El Nino is back, rested and ready to party in the United States this summer
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(42)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Libertarians move to country led by socialist president, with universal healthcare and strict gun laws, for freedom from US tyranny
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(285)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gold-coin find now called the biggest booty ever found in the United States. Kim Kardashian inconsolable
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(31)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The reason Americas are so unhealthy? Corporations like McDonald's. That's right; personal responsibility is like points in Whose Line is it Anyway: it's made up and doesn't matter
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(484)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey kiddies, maybe it's time to ask one of the olds about Duck and Cover
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(116)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American bobsledder Christ Fogt wins Bronze medal in Sochi, will return to Army active duty in two months. Oorah
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(40)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing trade secrets from the US seed industry, will get pollinated in prison
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(33)
 


Sat February 22, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Mexico would like to let all of its citizens know that El Chapo has been captured, it is now safe to return home
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(57)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
Dutch speedskating coach says US athletes' emphasis on playing football is to blame for US Men's dreadful Olympic performance, then drops the mic with, "you got zero medals. Zero, man"
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(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China demands Obama not meet the Dalai Lama: "(If) the U.S. president wishes to meet any person, it's his own affair, but he cannot meet the Dalai," said a Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson confused on the meaning of the words, "his own affair"
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(152)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
With so many people watching the game online or on their mobile device, today's Canada-U.S. men's hockey game will act as an internet stress test
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(64)
 
(Sochi 2014)
 
 
 
The Olympics may be coming to a close, but that means the action only gets better. Women's Ski Cross, tons of speed skating, and USA vs Canada 2: Hockey Boogaloo are all in your Friday discussion thread (spoilers)
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(812)
 


Thu February 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some OUTRAAAAGE??? News reports are coming in that Obama disgraced the United States by serving only a cheap 2011 white Morlet 'La Proportion Doree' at the State dinner honoring the French president
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(183)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
10 Japanese travel tips for visiting America. "In Japan, hip hop clothes are considered stylish. But in the United States, it is wise to avoid them, as you might be mistaken for a member of a street gang"
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(14)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Somebody thinks it'd be a wonderful idea to split California into six pieces. What could possibly go wrong?
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(88)
 


Wed February 19, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
A creditor serving a Writ of Garnishment on a debtor's employer to recover money owed in a judgment isn't all that unusual-unless of course that employer is The United States House of Representatives
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(23)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The state of the US solar industry: "one side is wearing an American flag over a German flag, and the other has an American flag draped over a Chinese flag"
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
VW vows to fark over the South if they continue to fark over the workers. FINE, we don't need your commie-nazi cars. We'll just go back to eating our dirt and being happy, Gustav
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(41)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Law makers have finally found an oil lobby they won't kowtow to
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme has combined coffee flavors into two new doughnuts, so you don't have to dunk them. USA USA
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(65)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
This map shows you which foreign country each U.S. state would hook up with when drunk. Or something like that
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(129)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If online poker were legal in the US, Al-Qaeda would employ dozens of card sharks to win millions of dollars, and finance several 9/11s all over again
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(50)
 


Sun February 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who says hockey isn't popular in the US? Video of reaction to the US win vs Russia from packed bars at ungodly hours of the morning
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(109)
 


Sat February 15, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin dropped in on U.S. Olympic headquarters to chat about the Winter Games, discuss the upcoming Russia-U.S. hockey showdow, and ask if anybody wanted to challenge him in a shirtless arm wrestling contest
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(56)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Solar power is becoming more affordable for everyone. Well, it was starting to anyway
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(89)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The next time you have gay sex, be sure to think of Justice Scalia
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(66)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
The new hot food trend in China --- Chinese food
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(37)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
USA's hideous opening-ceremonies Olympic outfits have already sold out on Ralph Lauren web site and are commanding north of $3000 on eBay. Small child points at emperor, cries out that he has no clothes
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(19)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Wingnuts furious Michelle Obama did not wear actual garbage to state dinner
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(121)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rand Paul thinks the best way to bring women out of poverty is to marry them off. RAND PAUL
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(91)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Realizing the damage they do to their poorest and most vulnerable residents, state legislatures are planning a serious crackdown on the most predatory practices of "payday" lenders in the liberal bastions of uh, Idaho, Alabama and South Dakota
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(124)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Press freedom in the US at its lowest since Obama started ruling with an iron fist
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(43)
 


Tue February 11, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
GOP report acknowledges that even an instant response by the U.S. Military couldn't have changed the outcome in Benghazi. So that should settle it until it doesn't
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a purpose for your appendix, but, it still isn't important enough for you to keep it
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(118)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama administration weighing targeted drone strike on unnamed American citizen in unknown country doing unrevealed things
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(404)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
French-American relations are much better now that both countries are run by socialists
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(21)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States ...... When and if I feel like it
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(209)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French press runs story about a US and Russian Olympic judges deal to lock Canadians out of the figure skating medals. US officials: Corruption in judged events? Unpossible. US Media: USA-USA-USA
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(73)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
When your 9-year-old daughter steps on the dog's tail, it is NEVER okay to point a gun at her and say, "Step on the dog's tail again, and I will pull the trigger." The more you know
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(94)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well, at least the Winter Olympics gives Fox News another chance to dust off its "Are High Taxes Making It Too Hard For Our Athletes To Afford Winning A Medal?" article
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(124)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
United States Post Office: Hey, I know. Let's start doing payday loans. That'll change everything
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(69)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(Everlasting GOPstoppers)
 
 
 
Hey Utards, this is how you do it. "Houston man pays delinquent lunch accounts for 60 elementary school kids"
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(346)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada is no longer a haven for tax evasion
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(28)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Geologists determine that the greatest extinction of life on Earth was aided and abetted by the burning of coal. Good thing we know better now
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(28)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host and geographical expert Laura Ingraham suggests that Justice Sonia Sotomayor's "immigrant family background" from Puerto Rico, calls into question her loyalty to the United States
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(180)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
US Navy: "Any town want an aircraft carrier for a museum or memorial? Sorry, your plan isn't viable, nor yours, nor yours either." Scrap company: "You give us a penny to take it." US Navy: "Sold"
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(121)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Olympic competitors, except for curlers, go through grueling workouts to reach the summits of the athletic world. And to prove it, NBC has compiled a slideshow of shirtless Olympians. USA USA USA
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(15)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
ObamaCare: More jobs, lower costs than expected, more people with health care coverage and a profit for the US Treasury. What a disaster
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(235)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Mexican drug cartels are trying to support the troops, recruiting them into their operations as hit men. Veterans will not be turned down
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(19)
 
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Archaeologists have unearthed a trove of ancient artifacts dating back 5,000 years at one of England's top tourist attractions. And by "archaeologists," I mean rabbits
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(42)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA men's basketball draws Turkey for the FIBA World Cup preliminaries, with the team last seen tracing their left hands
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former 2nd Lady of the United States Joan Mondale has died at age 83
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(35)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Why Communism should get a do-over and the 20th Century doesn't count
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(258)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
It turns out that if we allow vast hordes of money into politics liberals will figure out how to amass campaign war chests and there's no way to know from whence the money came
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(178)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US claims they did not have sex with that woman
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(20)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Blackberry's US market share hits 0%, with their phones now being outsold by two tin cans connected by a piece of string
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama is all in favor of exporting our oil to foreign countries
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(163)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
US medical board now allows gynecologists to treat men, but only if they have seen at least two Lifetime Original movies in the last six months, and really listen to what their wives have to say
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(30)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Watts Up With That)
 
 
 
Want to combat global warming? Don't use a green roof. Want to improve the environment? A white roof might not be where it's at
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(96)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to lose an election in four easy states
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(35)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Turns out some of that ice that was sent to Iraq ended up having more nutrients than originally thought
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(49)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boston Bomber to be punished with going to a dozen Red Sox games, dressed as a Yankees fan
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(48)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Say bye bye to dependence: The United States of America is now the world's top gas and oil producer
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(118)
 
(The Fiscal Times)
 
 
 
New York named the worst state for taxes. Mississippi immediately celebrates that for once they aren't topping a national list that starts with "the worst"
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(13)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Honda becomes first Japanese auto importer/exporter to concentrate more on the exporting rather than the importing, according to trade analyst Art Vandelay
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(6)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico's SOTU fact check: Yeah, okay, he was "technically" correct on some of these but look at these facts I'm pulling out of nowhere, therefore he's totes wrong and furthermore
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(57)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
University professor embarks on a 10 year project to document Americans that embrace the "Rockabilly Lifestyle" and makes some very interesting discoveries. In other news, there are Americans who embrace the "Rockabilly Lifestyle"
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(68)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why the United States is at least 10 years behind the rest of the world when it comes to chip and pin technology, and why that's not going to change any time soon
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(99)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not to be outshone by all the attention the by the Grammy awards are getting tonight, Obama says "Hey everyone. Look at me, I'm lobbing missiles into Somalia"
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(275)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl is only a week away, so naturally it's time to publish an article that claims chicken wings are cruel, unusual, and disgusting so the delicious snack should be ruined for everyone. Thanks, Salon
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(113)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Footage unseen since 1984 features Steve Jobs showing off the first commercial Apple computer to investors. Jobs has thick hair and is wearing a bad suit, but yeah, it's him (vid)
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(93)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
'It's time we stopped jerking Canadians around. They may have succeeded in sublimating every ounce of normal human hostility and unpleasantness into hockey fights, but that doesn't mean we should take advantage of their good manners"
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(32)
 


Sat January 25, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas drops algebra II so students have time to focus on high paying jobs "such as at Toyota's factory in San Antonio or oil and chemical giant BASF"
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(177)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney puts politics behind him and says although he may have differences with Barack Obama, he is the President of the United States and he supports him. Just kidding. He says Putin is a better President
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(176)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
States considering weighing labels on genetically-altered food. Do you eat or will consider eating genetically-altered food?
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(161)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
US athletes advised not to wear their Olympic uniforms outside the sports venues; or if they must, to switch to the Canadian one
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(144)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Famed physicist Stephen Hawking says black holes in space don't actually exist, your mom on the other hand
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(60)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
"It looks like the Oompa-lympics." "Betsy Ross meets Goodwill sweaters." "Grandmas in retirement homes across America knitted those for us." "They're an embarrassment." Outside editors (and Lolo Jones) weigh in on USA's hideous Olympic uniforms
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(64)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(The Dish)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans living in bigoted states don't want their states to be bigoted anymore
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(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former president of Shell Oil says US political system is little more than "legalized extortion" little better than a Third World kleptocracy "We need to break the back of the ability of politicians to leverage their position to extract donations"
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(105)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
USA rugby kicks off their campaign to win a gold medal at the upcoming Olympics. As if
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(26)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Roe v. Wade. Okay, let me rephrase that. Today marks the 41st anniversary of the landmark Roe v. Wade decision
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(452)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
James Lankford, running to replace Tom Coburn as an OK senator, believes discrimination against gay people should be legal, climate change is a myth, welfare moms cause gun violence, and wants to defund the UN. Senate Conservative Fund: he's a RINO
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(50)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
China's bad air is now polluting the west coast of the US. Well, that's just great
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(72)
 


Sun January 19, 2014
(Nation of Change)
 
 
 
Local corporations now have direct control. Fear will keep the states in line
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(90)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Translating the president's promises for NSA reforms into plain English. Tanslation: My promise is that I will commit to future promises to commit to potential reforms
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(69)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Apparently, the best model for childhood education was developed in 19th century Germany. You know what else was developed in 19th century Germany?
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(115)
 


Sat January 18, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures to begin phasing out film for major releases. Technology marches on
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some tech website is curious what the NSA is up to, but the NSA won't give them a straight answer, so instead they interview security tech expert Bruce Schneier. And when we say "some tech website" we mean "members of the United States Congress"
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(47)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Somehow in recent years Americans have managed to become both fitter and fatter
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(45)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Alabama pastor accused of stabbing his wife to death arrested... on the way to marry his boyfriend
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(106)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
America will drive off a broken bridge if its crumbling infrastructure is not funded soon
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(102)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Orkin ranks the top 50 cities for bedbug infestation. WTF Ohio? I mean, seriously, WTF?
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(65)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Bad things to be in places like this: 1. A gay person in Uganda. 2. A Jew in 1930's Germany. 3. A liberal in Alabama
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(153)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP appoints climate change denier to head the Science Committee's environment subcommittee, which is just par for the world's dumbest course
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(92)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News guest tells Elisabeth Hasselback that the US' national security is in danger because men drink coffee instead of wrestling alligators these days, or something like that, my brain quit in protest halfway through the clip
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington, DC has a massive leak problem, which could have explosive consequences
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(42)
 
(Malta Independent)
 
 
 
Happy Days celebrates its 40th anniversary. Fonzie's Rascal no longer able to jump the shark
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lanny Barnes is heading to the Sochi Olympics after her twin sister gave up her own spot in the biathlon to let her compete. OR DID SHE
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(10)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DEA official says marijuana legalization 'scares us'. It's true, finding a new job can be scary
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(138)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Yea um... I'll have the number 1.... Yea super size it.... And a, ummm, Diet Coke
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(91)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Not News: US criticized for interfering on the world stage. Fark You Guys: For having the audacity to include openly gay people as part of the US delegation to the Olympics
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(126)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If I've skimmed this editorial correctly, and I believe that I have, then Al-Queda is getting ready to open a bunch of Chick-fil-a restaurants
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(86)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Of course the 25 Red states that have refused to expand Medicaid are hurting their own citizens, but it's okay, because much of the pain is borne by Blacks and Latinos and they don't vote Republican anyway
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(76)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The EU wonders why the US economy is booming while theirs increasingly blows goats: "It is disgraceful that we have fewer people employed than we did six years ago, and a lower proportion of employed workers than we had at any time since the 1980s"
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(70)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists would like to remind you that WE ARE ALL 5 MINUTES FROM DOOOOOOM... still
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(84)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Heavy drinking among men linked to shortened life and ... uh, something else
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taking a page from TotalFark, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki posts his Weapons Wish List just in case, you know, America feels like buying him anything
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(30)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Raising the minimum wage only helps the poor a little, so there's really no point in doing it
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(296)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
The U.S. Chamber categorically refuses to reveal its corporate donors - which is why it's going to love that 60 of them just got outed
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not everyone is impressed by the PR Pope. UN asks Vatican why it is still covering up child abuse
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC says that only one third of all U.S. adults got a flu shot last year. Officials concede that the number may be skewed by Alex Rodriguez claiming 40 flu shots during the baseball season
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(15)
 
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
Ding Dong - the press witch is dead. AOL unloads Patch - aka the "Walmart" of news - to a NYC firm. Now what happens to all those sites (half left) and writers? Duh. Don't say I didn't warn you - since day one
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(18)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Bad idea: making a movie that turns George Orwell's 1984 into a futuristic romance. Very bad idea: remaking that movie 57 years later. WTF were you thinking?: casting Kristen Stewart In the lead role
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(102)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(The Onion)
 
 
 
President Obama announces he will consider taking military action in Congress if the fighting there continues to escalate
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(40)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How secure is our weapons-grade uranium complex in Knoxville, Tennessee? So secure that it was broken into by 83-year-old antiwar activist and nun Sister Megan Rice
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(69)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama expected to rein in domestic spying program started by the Bush administration. Both sides still bad
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(75)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Congratulations, North Dakota, on having the worst reproductive rights in the nation. Nice try, Mississippi, really good effort, maybe next year
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(100)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nigerian entrepreneur says she will beat Mattel at their own game with her own line of black Barbies, which she will introduce into the United States about five minutes before getting hit with the biggest C&D order imaginable to judge from the pics
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The NSA has secret chips inside at least 100,000 computers around the world that let it monitor everything the user does. They pinky swear that there are none in the US, though, so no worries
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(67)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The House may have a Pot Legalization bill coming up but most legislators want the States to legalize it first because...I dunno, state's rights? Not wanting to do more work? Munchies?
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(38)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, a US Nationals figure skating medal winner is left off Olympic team, replaced instead by skater she beat, who just happens to be a blond-haired, blue-eyed, camera-friendly "golden girl" (who wasn't even born in the US)
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(124)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Net Neutrality is dead
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(281)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(Fars News Agency)
 
 
 
Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs Running the United States Government... all next week on Snowden's Leaks
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(79)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
Subby here, I want to make science appreciated again in the United States. So I call on my fellow farkers to help me make Nikola Tesla's birthday Science Appreciation Day
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(95)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Now that the US has once again become a major player in the world oil market, we'll see gas prices coming down, right?
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(37)
 


Sun January 12, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In shocking news, the US had the fewest number of lightning related deaths since records began in 1940
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, the NSA might be snooping in your spam folder but it's not like they hired the Chinese to build sensors for US fighter jets
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(15)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania could lose $320 million in tobacco settlement money because the state didn't do enough to help the big tobacco companies sell more tobacco in PA. *cough* Tobacco
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(32)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Politicians who support "big agriculture" and factory farms are plunging the US into an antibiotics nightmare because bacteria are adapting a resistance to drugs and there might be a global pandemic that would destroy us all. Or not
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(42)
 


Fri January 10, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israelis are sick and tired of pyramids. This is not a repeat from 1200 BC
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(18)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"We need to build a United States of Europe with the Commission as government and two chambers - the European Parliament and a "Senate" of Member States"
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(28)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
The Mexican cartels have come up with a really boring way to get drugs into the USA
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(51)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Iran: The United States' best friend in the Middle East
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(36)
 
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
Did you vote for Romney? You're probably fat. And weak. Reasonable and civil discussion to the right
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(59)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Small U.S. Customs problem: Being caught smuggling a tie in your suitcase. Huge U.S. Customs problem: Being caught smuggling a Thai in your suitcase
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(35)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oil industry officials are shocked, shocked, I say, to learn of confirmed groundwater pollution near fracking sites
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(138)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The same people who accuse President Obama of illegitimately leading the country because he was born in Kenya have no problem with a potential Ted Cruz run for the presidency even though he's still a dual US-Canadian citizen
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(210)
 
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Hard to believe it's been just 20 years since North American Free Trade Agreement opponents started screaming about world government black helicopters, FEMA concentration camps in Idaho and 50-lane NAFTA superhighways through Texas, huh?
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. icebreaker on its way to assist Australian icebreaker sent to help Chinese icebreaker dispatched to free Russian icebreaker
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(286)
 
(Chicago Magazine)
 
 
 
Chicago politicians defend 2nd highest property taxes in the nation under the rationale that "since it's normally too cold or too dangerous to go outside anyway, people who live here use their houses more than people in other states do"
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(108)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The "Arts & Entertainment" network no longer offers any programming even remotely resembling either art or entertainment. Discuss
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to obliterate the United States in an all-out nuclear war for the first time in 2014. It took them until, like, the second week of February to threaten a massive nuclear first strike last year
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(88)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
When the United States asked permission to nuke Alberta in the 1960s, Canada was too nice to say no. Plus most Canadians really hate Alberta
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(21)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Doctors and hospitals brace for confusion as Obamacare starts, mostly from insurance companies having to come up with a whole new set of reasons not to pay anyone's medical bills
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(27)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
A lot of what Snowden released had little or no public purpose and served only to damage legitimate U.S. intel operations
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(169)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(The Millions)
 
 
 
Think you'll write the great American novel some day? Here are the unfortunate stats, Hemingnoway
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In spite of the best efforts of the Duggars, population growth in the U.S. has slowed to the lowest rate in the past several decades
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(82)
 


Mon December 30, 2013
(WWE)
 
 
 
With John Cena, Randy Orton, and all the other boring "Superstars" scheduled for Toronto, will WWE New Year's RAW from Virginia be worth watching, or just the same old crap found in the bottom of a Diva's Bag? Find out at 8 PM on USA
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(1231)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Today's Double WTF: The United States and its ally Iran start delivering blows to al Qaeda ahead of the Sochi Olympics, begin saving the Assad regime
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(56)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Saudis look for another president to french
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(11)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Homeland security requires digital features in ID, which makes them a backdoor national ID if they become mandat- oooooh
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(110)
 


Sun December 29, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three-quarters of all states are run through single-party government, which has led to the establishment of what are essentially 2 Americas. Herpistan and Derpistan, let's call them
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(196)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York is poised to lose its standing as the third most-populous state in the United States to none other than Fark's favorite state, which has seen exponential growth in the past several years
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(83)
 


Sat December 28, 2013
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
45 years ago today, The Beatles went to #1 on US album chart with The Beatles (commonly known as The White Album). Number nine... number nine... number nine
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(57)
 


Thu December 26, 2013
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. sending Hellfire missiles to Iraq, but this time not so quickly
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(63)
 
(Some Hockey Farker)
 
 
 
Team USA begins its journey to defending the gold in Malmo, Sweden - IIHF World Juniors begins today
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(21)
 


Tue December 24, 2013
(UPI)
 
 
 
88% of Americans believe that Pope Francis is doing his job well, which bodes well for his re-election campaign in 2014
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(57)
 


Mon December 23, 2013
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
You may have missed it, but the US just helped to avert a Rwandan-style genocide in the Central African Republic
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(80)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The creator of Cowboy Bebop and Samuria Champloo is making an Anime that will premiere in the U.S first? And the hero is a alien-hunting Elvis-hair-wearing nutcase who openly loves bewbs? I think I just found my new spirit animal
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(79)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The US government predicts that by 2040, barely anyone will be using electric cars. Wait, that's already reality
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(190)
 

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