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Headlines matching 'United States'
Fri May 17, 2013
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Slate)
 
 
 
1955 map shows areas of U.S. restricted from Russian tourists
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since Fark is the hub of all intelligence how would you reform the United States in any aspect? You're all experts right? Maybe this is how 2013 government should work
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(92)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guess who made the list of least racist countries? USA USA USA USA
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(219)
 


Thu May 16, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
All right, the IRS scandal's handled, Benghazi's going away, and this AP thing's turning out not so bad. Finally, Obama can rela--"Federal Witness Protection Program loses two suspected terrorists." Aw, fark, here we go again
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(156)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people take up new hobbies in retirement, but most of the time those hobbies are legal. Unlike bank robbery
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The AP continues with the embed program, this time with the CIA, FBI, and NSA
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(4)
 


Wed May 15, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russia, Iran and the United States sit down and agree to work together for common goal: restoring wrestling to the Olympics. Who says sports doesn't bring people together?
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(55)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese promotes gambling and actually encourages children to "gamble like they were adults"
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(75)
 


Tue May 14, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
The NTSB issues a 'shelter in place' order for all FARKers
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(231)
 


Mon May 13, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This is how you reduce your carbon footprint for eternity
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(51)
 


Sun May 12, 2013
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tebow to play Rugby? It's more likely than you think
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(47)
 


Sat May 11, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rodman rips Obama a new one--because if there's one thing Dennis knows, it's assholes
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Fri May 10, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
Interactive map of racism, homophobia and ableism in the U.S. based on cartographic Twitter data - also known as "population map"
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Thu May 09, 2013
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
News: 16 year old girl is a swimming champ who has been shattering world records. FARK: She was born with no legs and one arm
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Wed May 08, 2013
(First We Feast)
 
 
 
Good: Thoughtful discussion on the craft beer movement in the United States. Bad: Slideshow
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Tue May 07, 2013
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The American government would like you to know that they have the authority to regulate Bitcoins
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(92)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"I've played basketball a million times in my life and I've never elbowed anybody. So the first time I do this, it's to the President of the United States?"
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Mon May 06, 2013
(The Big Story)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Senate passes Internet Sales Tax Bill. Why? Because fark you, that's why
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(573)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Korea is ratcheting back rhetoric again after seeing all those non-nuclear drama-queen states getting all attention
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(56)
 
(KMBZ Kansas City)
 
 
 
Citing a report by the Institute for Rectally Extracted Statistics, former Senator Jim DeMint claims immigration reform will cost the US "trillions"
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(48)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Israel's red line" which apparently is more distinct than Obama's red line
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Sun May 05, 2013
(Some Healthcare Guy)
 
 
 
If your state signed up for Obamacare, congratulations. Your lawmakers are not complete morons
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(167)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NASA, the National Science Foundation, the Pentagon and DHS are all worried that the Arctic will be ice-free by 2015. But obviously they're just looking for grant money by being part of the global-warming conspiracy
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Fri May 03, 2013
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
For US diplomats, "Speak softly and carry a big stick" has turned to "Speak loudly and flail around with the stick like a blindfolded drunk going after a piñata"
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(76)
 
(The Local (Germany))
 
 
 
God-fearing powers seem to be holding up deliveries of Atheist shoes to the US
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(167)
 


Thu May 02, 2013
(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
US Airman, "Aliens messed with the US"
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Wed May 01, 2013
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
ADX Florence in Colorado tops the list for the worst prison in America, and for good reason, it's as close to hell as you can get
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(196)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Bank robber's official defense: "Since the banks had been bailed out and the people had not, I was going to confiscate money from US Bank in Jackson, Wyoming, and redistribute it to the poor and homeless in America. And that's what I did"
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(196)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks the question: Is the United States military about to begin court martialing all Christians? Well, is it??
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(334)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Polling shows more than half of Americans willing to spend more on US-made products, because AMERICA, FARK YEAH
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Tue April 30, 2013
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
President Obama proposes novel idea of making sure what the deal is with WMD before bombing the shiat out of another country
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(191)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US involved in a war in the Middle East? That's crazy talk
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(47)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Dumb Americans and their irrational fear of drones are crippling the private drone industry in this country and giving foreign drone manufacturers the chance to surpass our own citizens in creating the machinery needed for our future police state
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(110)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT finally states the obvious: There is no secular "rebel" fighting force in Syria. It's all either Islamist groups, or Al Qaeda, so why are we sending Al Qaeda aid? Is Assad worse than Al Qaeda?
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(94)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is the 210th anniversary of one of the earliest examples of wasteful government spending in the United States
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(68)
 


Mon April 29, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ha ha, let's join in with all the other liberals in laughing at stupid ol' Senator McConnell, the dumbass thinks there are "over 10,000" tax codes in the United States. What a moran, ha ha, what a stupid -- oh, he's right? *crickets*
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Fri April 26, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US Ambassador to Aussies: Keep pirating Game Of Thrones and we will cut off your freakin' sword hand
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(360)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
The US knows that Syria has used chemical weapons on its people, now it's just waiting for the strongly worded letter from the UN
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(197)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tsarnaev has left the building
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Thu April 25, 2013
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Since 9/11 in the United States, 29 people have been killed by right-wing terrorists and 17 by Islamic terrorists
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congressman notes that five jihadists have reached their targets under Obama, quickly glosses over the fact he still 14 points behind Bush
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Wed April 24, 2013
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Russian memo to US, "Tamerlan Tsarnaev determined to strike inside the United States"
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Tue April 23, 2013
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
26 U.S. Navy ship naming controversies. If you are going to name ships after gays, Confederates, Jesus or socialists, someone is going to have a problem with it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For some reason Amazon, eBay and others have a problem with Unsolicited Federal Internet Sales Tax
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(276)
 
(The Guardian Express)
 
 
 
America is more racist and bigoted than ever - USA USA USA
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Mon April 22, 2013
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Not many people take Alex Jones seriously...including even him, apparently
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(135)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In 1973 the US was pulling troops out of Vietnam, the Supreme Court was ruling on Roe vs. Wade, and three yahoos from Arizona hopped on their horses and galloped off towards the Canadian border
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Sat April 20, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bud $elig'$ late$t chin-$troking blue-ribbon committee initiative to analyze lack of black$ in pro ba$eball ignore$ one $alient fact: Thank$ to travel ball, "baseball in the United States has become a sport for the rich"
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Fri April 19, 2013
(Time)
 
 
 
Updated late-afternoon discussion thread on the Boston Marathon bombers and the ongoing law enforcement manhunt (Link goes to live feed of breaking developments)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Updated mid-afternoon discussion thread on the Boston Marathon bombers and the law enforcement manhunt (Link goes to live feed of breaking developments)
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(1685)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Updated discussion thread on the Boston Marathon bombers and the law enforcement situation (Link goes to live feed of breaking developments)
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(1685)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov on Boston bombing suspects: "They grew up in the United States; their attitudes and beliefs were formed there. It is necessary to seek the root of this evil in America"
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Thu April 18, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea to the US: We'll stop acting like biatches, but first you need to remove the sanctions you imposed on us for acting like biatches
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Good news, Boston. Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei has condemned the Boston Marathon attack and then took a jab at American policies because he was falling short on his yearly quota
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Tue April 16, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A two-year independent commission has concluded that, yes, people were tortured by the US government in the years following 9/11, and that "top officials" are responsible
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Mon April 15, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why is it that so-called 'values voters' care more about gay marriage and evolution than protecting the weak and helping the poor?
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Sun April 14, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jenna Bush gives birth to the 57th president of the United States
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(190)
 
(Torontoist)
 
 
 
After 2011 federal crackdown, America's community of online poker players has emigrated to Canada to continue plying their trade. "There aren't a lot of professions you can have at 22 where you can be anywhere in the world"
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(21)
 
(The Coolist)
 
 
 
Get Your History On: The 10 oldest, most historic Bars in the US of A
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(18)
 


Fri April 12, 2013
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Russian company builds 26th fastest computer in the world. Gets 1 billion floating point operations on a gallon of heavy fuel oil
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(6)
 


Thu April 11, 2013
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Best Korea is more progressive than the United States. Not only have they had lady soldiers for longer, but they also let them do it in 4-inch high heels
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(World Tribune)
 
 
 
If I had 20,000 M-16s in a warehouse in Kuwait, I think I'd have some guards. But that's just me
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Wed April 10, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This is it, folks. US and Japan brace for impact. Will Best Korea launch a missile as a "test"? Will the US respond with force? Will China smack a biatch? This is your official "drop it like it's Un" April 10th discussion thread
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(165)
 
(Surfline)
 
 
 
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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(1)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Employers have more job openings than at any other time in nearly five years, they are in no hurry to fill them. We're living in a fear-based environment right now, thanks Obama
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Mon April 08, 2013
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Red States want to swap out the US Dollar with gold coins. Unfortunately, all their debts are in US Dollars. Good luck with that, boys
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Sun April 07, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ok, we cancelled this one, but how many ICBMs does the US launch off the coast of California anyway?
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Sat April 06, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN regurgitates a crappy "living in sin" article from 1975 that they stole, hopes nobody notices that all they did was change the dates and pretend that your dead grandparents are even moderately concerned about this "new trend"
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Fri April 05, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
South Korea deploys warships to track North Korean missiles if launched, possibly by following the trail of debris floating in the ocean
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(210)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Dementia called costliest illness after pancakes, clean cheese, and picnic apes says Socko the Happy-Turtle
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(51)
 


Thu April 04, 2013
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans: "Legalize it"
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(244)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Georgia: Hey Tennessee, mind if we move our border a bit and take your river water? Tennessee: You can have our whiskey, but you ain't getting any of that water
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(135)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Anonymous hacks Best Korea's silly Flickr and Twitter accounts, makes them sillier
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(121)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The Texas House of Representatives stops trying to defund Planned Parenthood, gut education and mental health budgets, and secede from the United States, just long enough to pass critical legislation: Pecan Pie is the official state pie
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Wed April 03, 2013
(Google)
 
 
 
Best Leader has final approval to launch nukes
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(639)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina decides to stop beating around the burning bush and introduces legislation declaring an official state religion
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(250)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US [battling | supporting] [insurgent | freedom] fighters being trained in safe havens across the border from [Afghanistan | Syria]
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Tue April 02, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
North Korea has shut down the Kaesong complex
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(287)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally - China is more pissed off at North Korea than at the U.S
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(99)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
America's oldest woman dies again at 113
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(53)
 


Mon April 01, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea to USA, "April fool"
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(157)
 


Sun March 31, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
For our next trick, US sends F-22's to Korea. Fffffffffffffffffffffff
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(359)
 


Fri March 29, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yet another case of the Liberal MSM Media taking a Republican's words out of context to make them look racist
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(146)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Gay marriage is not the same as other civil rights movements; women's suffrage and school segregation are, and I quote: 'none of the public's business', while what two people do in the privacy of their own bedroom apparently is
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Thu March 28, 2013
(Politico)
 
 
 
One more Cheeto on the road to legalization: Taxing pot and terrible puns for stories relating to taxing pot
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(7)
 


Wed March 27, 2013
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Latest US venereal disease statistics are nothing to clap about
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(70)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Biden openly admits that all current legislative efforts concerning gun control are "just the beginning"
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(206)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Google engineers: smarter than 5th graders, not smarter than Vietnamese 11th graders
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(39)
 


Tue March 26, 2013
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Mexico v USA CONCACAF World Cup Qualifier starts at 9:30pm CST from El Azteca in front of 100,000 people. Let's do this
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(598)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US spending money to aid moderate Syrian population, in hopes of one day being able to reintroduce the species to its former habitat of Washington, D.C
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(25)
 


Mon March 25, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United States runs out of funds, may be sold for scrap
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(142)
 


Sat March 23, 2013
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Saplings from the tree that inspired Anne Frank as she hid from the Nazis in Amsterdam will be replanted in 11 cities in the US
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(89)
 
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
The soccer team from sunny Costa Rica may file a protest after losing to the US in a blinding Colorado snowstorm
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(81)
 


Fri March 22, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New ad campaign featuring wet, topless Emma Watson purple monkey dishwasher snorkel Albuquerque splunge
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Thu March 21, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 47-year-old Michigan woman has developed a bone disease rarely seen in the U.S. after she drank a pitcher of tea made from at least 100 tea bags daily for 17 years
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(173)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
On the 10th anniversary of the Iraq war, 53% of Americans say the war was a mistake. The other 47% are still deciding between disaster, debacle or catastrophe
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(174)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
I went home with a waitress, the way I always do. How was I to know she was with the Chinese too?
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(81)
 


Tue March 19, 2013
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a case likely to have major implication for those Russian websites selling $0.10 Mp3's, as well as online sellers of used CDs, video games and textbooks the US Supreme Court says the "first sale doctrine" applies to copyrighted works
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(252)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
US flying B-52s over Korea. Psy last seen mounting up his imaginary cavalry
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(121)
 


Sun March 17, 2013
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
American bedbugs are becoming immune to pesticides. "USA USA"
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(60)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
France surrenders to America in wine production
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(77)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
A nearly 2,600-year-old clay cylinder described as the world's first human rights declaration is being shown for the first time in the United States (link replaced)
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(48)
 


Fri March 15, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why does an MRI cost $1,800 in the United States and $280 in France? Because American hospitals and doctors simply charge more. Viva non-socialized health insurance
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(259)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea accuses the USA of conducting cyber attacks on their websites. Difficulty would be timing the hacking for when the power up there was actually on
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(38)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Obama continues to be the worst socialist in the history of socialism
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(46)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
ǝɹoɯʎuɐ pɐq os ɯǝǝs ʇ,usǝop ɐıxǝlsʎp 'ʎluǝppnS
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(60)
 


Wed March 13, 2013
(White House)
 
 
 
Upset by Chinese hacking, Obama administration asks China for a dialogue on "normative behavior on the Internet." Wait, you mean you can use the Internet for things that are... normative?
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(16)
 


Tue March 12, 2013
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do the Italians stand a chance at all against the Dominicans? Can the US even defeat its own colony? Will that abomination in center field cause an international incident? WBC Pool 2 play begins from Marlins Park (1 pm ET MLBN and ESPN Deportes)
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(77)
 


Sun March 10, 2013
(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
Canada vs. USA. Winner advances. Loser goes home. It's exactly like the War of 1812, only it's in Arizona. (4pm EST, MLB Network)
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Sat March 09, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not even Joe Arpaio could stop the Mexicans from overrunning the US in Phoenix last night
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Fri March 08, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Courtesy of Bobby Jindal's "school choice" program, Louisiana students can now learn that hippies were Satan worshippers who rarely bathed, and that the KKK were moral reformers who mostly fought against bootleggers and dirty movies
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(92)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House: We are 'fully capable' of defending against a North Korean attack. We'll just send them our new and improved model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual Rodman roto-plooker
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Thu March 07, 2013
(Abc.net.au)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Korea rips up non-aggression pacts with South Korea, unfriends them on Facebook
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(720)
 
(Mega 949)
 
 
 
To honor the passing of Hugo Chavez, Citgo lowers flags to half-mast. The U.S. flag. Some people have a problem with this
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(301)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens pre-emptive nuclear strike in retaliation for Dennis Rodman
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Tue March 05, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Nightmare bacteria on the rise in the US, though that might just be a band name
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul : "Drones against Americans in the US?" Holder: "Nah.... unless maybe Pearl Harbor or 9/11." Paul: *POUTRAGE*
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(417)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
North Korea is threatening to scrap the armistice with the United States and South Korea. Thanks a lot, Dennis Rodman
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(293)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
This story has it all: ice sculptures, creepy Amerisrael logos, cardboard Presidents and Palestinian warnings over the "Muslim sovereignty" of the Temple Mount. It even ends with a US Ambassador insulting Iraq, Lebanon, Egypt and Turkey
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(43)
 


Mon March 04, 2013
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Research into the monetary system in Equestria reveals that a Bit is one-and-one-half cents US$, and an industrial-strength pet dryer is $1912.46, excluding labor costs to assemble
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Sun March 03, 2013
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
American woman sets new indoor pole vault record. No, not her, a different one
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(13)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. special envoy to North Korea has message from Kim to Obama: Call me maybe
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(58)
 


Sat March 02, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
Executive Director of maternity care non-profit: "Women don't have full, accurate and unbiased information about the benefits and harms of having an elective C-section." Hospitals:"$hut up"
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(62)
 


Fri March 01, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker reveals Woodrow Wilson may have had Magical Time Machine technology nearly a century before Obama
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(121)
 
(Politicker)
 
 
 
The U.S. has an infinite amount of money? So does Zimbabwe, you farking moron
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(299)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US prosecutors and senior officials who spearheaded war against drug cartels quit their jobs to defend Colombian cocaine traffickers, say their clients are not bad people
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(58)
 


Thu February 28, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ex-Miss Teen Delaware offered $250K to become Miss You Porn, get porn acting lessons
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Wed February 27, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How often in life does a defence lawyer get to claim his client was driven to it by a specially trained squirrel? Not often enough
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(21)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Survey of travelers finds America's top ten beaches are in the states of Hawaii, Florida, Florida, Florida, Hawaii, Hawaii, OMG Ponies, California, California, and Hawaii. Wait, what?
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(128)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Boehner has a jobs plan, but it only affects one job
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(79)
 
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Lightning-fast UN bureaucrats have decided Osama Bin Laden is no longer a threat
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(22)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
NRA looking to become as powerful a political force as Karl Rove
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(33)
 


Tue February 26, 2013
(Gawker)
 
 
 
What did Delaware? More than just a smile on her face apparently
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(190)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
No need to freak or panic just because the CDC was cited in private government audits for failing to properly secure bioterror agents like anthrax and the plague. Okay, maybe we should be panicking
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sotomayor puts the smackdown on a U.S. attorney whose remarks were "an affront to the Constitution's guarantee of equal protection of the laws"
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(54)
 
(The Root)
 
 
 
"The three-fifths clause of the Constitution is a good example of the value of political compromise"
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A report that lists the U.S. states with the highest rate of teen pregnancy clearly shows that the South has RISEN again
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(92)
 


Mon February 25, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A detailed, state-by-state look at how sequester will screw us over
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Sun February 24, 2013
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tan Mom, banned from every tanning salon in her home state of New Jersey, plans to beat ban by moving to London (w/pics)
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(185)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I can tell you right now you need some straight talk: that impeachment will not pass the Congress of the United States
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(123)
 


Sat February 23, 2013
(ABC)
 
 
 
ACLU upset that Border Patrol treats lawbreakers like criminals
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(86)
 
(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
North Carolina debuts driver's licenses for "all non-US citizens" that say as much, with a bonus hot pink stripe. Sheriff Joe seen taking copious notes
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Fri February 22, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US, "Niger, would you like us to send some drones to help with the terrorists"? Niger, "Please"
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(136)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Dear Media: Stop mixing up "Preppers" with "Survivalists" we are two very different groups. One group prepares in case of the worst and are sane people and the other are survivalist gun nuts
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Thu February 21, 2013
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, Mississippi is getting lots of heat for only just now repealing slavery, but lots of States haven't ratified existing amendments. For example, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont and Utah never authorized the 16th amendment, so NO TAXES WOO-HOO
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Wed February 20, 2013
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Secret US military flights carried equipment and personnel to North Korea. Also, don't ask what they were about because they are secret. Especially you Japan
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Tue February 19, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
By opposing Obamacare twenty-six GOP states ceded control of their health care system to Washington instead. "The national government will now be setting the framework for at least half of the country"
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(192)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Stung: Citizen did you know the FBI has a clandestine cellphone tracking device known as the "Stingray", that's been deployed across the United States for almost two decades
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everyone knows airplanes often get struck by lightning, and are designed so strikes will have minimal impact. Except the F-35 Lightning II, which can't fly within 25 miles of any storms because the fuel tank might explode
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Sun February 17, 2013
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Man watching Lincoln movie discovers that Mississippi never officially officially ratified a ban on slavery, because Mississippi
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(152)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"As we re-imagine the role of the president, is there a case to be made for a direct, open-source presidency that we might all participate in?"
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(147)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
Pffft. You call those meteorite strikes? How about this one from 35 million years ago in the former Native lands, now called the U.S.A
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(74)
 


Sat February 16, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fox News will now provide entertainment by presenting us with all the stuff twirling around in Herman's head
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Fri February 15, 2013
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
CDC announces that STD epidemic costs over $16 billion a year, leaves many scratching their heads
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(41)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The US is beating domestic violence
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(28)
 


Thu February 14, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In shocking news, the Koch brothers have been using fake charities to secretly spend hundreds of millions of dollars in political spending and deliberate misinformation about Obama
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Wed February 13, 2013
(Americablog)
 
 
 
The AP bans using the words "Husband", "Wife" and "Fellow Human" when referring to married same-sex couples. Yes, some people have a problem with this
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(158)
 


Tue February 12, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: the invading super-colonies of Argentine ants who have displaced most native species of ants in the southern US, are finally being beaten back. Bad News: by invading colonies of Asian needle ants
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, if during a drug bust you claim to be working as a police agent, the DEA will just let you go without any proof whatsoever
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(31)
 


Sun February 10, 2013
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Air Force vet lived overseas, wanted to fly to US to see ill mother. Couldn't fly, on no-fly list. Then taken off list. Flies home. Now wants to return to job overseas. Obvious what happens next
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pirate attacks declining off Somali in last nine months, accounting for severe weather on US East Coast
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(32)
 


Fri February 08, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
During its history, the United States were forced to go to war against many different opponents: The British, the Mexicans, the Germans, the Mormons, the KorWAIT WHAT?
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(92)
 


Wed February 06, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
Best Korea surrenders to nobody. Except, perhaps, US copyright lawyers
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(38)
 


Mon February 04, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
About farking time: the States and the Fed to sue S&P because mortgage fraud has become standard and we're all poors
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, you know now that Iraq's basically over, and Afghanistan has a hard date for winding down, it looks like after more than a decade at war, we might finally be able to relax and enjoy a "peace dividend" unless, oh son of a b--
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Sat February 02, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reset of a reset in USA-Russia relationships
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(13)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Since gasoline prices are not yet high enough, talks on the Keystone Pipeline have been pushed back to June
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(119)
 


Thu January 31, 2013
(National Review)
 
 
 
DId the NRO just drop its fig leaf? NRO attacks Obama for denouncing the Holocaust as an episode of "senseless violence" saying "Nazism may have been an ideology to which the United States was.. opposed but it's hardly senseless"
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(390)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Sadistic methods of raising children all the rage in US
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(117)
 


Wed January 30, 2013
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sen. Lamar Alexander: "I think video games is a bigger problem than guns, because video games affect people"
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(184)
 


Tue January 29, 2013
(Oregon Herald)
 
 
 
Risks of a woman changing her name after a wedding? Sneers from feminists. Risks of a man changing his name after a wedding? Felony fraud
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(87)
 


Mon January 28, 2013
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Victoria Azarenka defends calling a controversial medical timeout, saying she was playing poorly under pressure and was afraid of losing. Los Angeles Lakers: We can do that?
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The winner in the Afghan war? China
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(15)
 


Sun January 27, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lead MLS recruitment officer David Beckham moves from LA to London, tries to convince top EPL stars like Gerrard, Carrick, Crouch, and Cole to finish their careers in America, with great wages and tons of anonymity
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(25)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
15 years after the great tobacco industry settlement less money than ever is being spent to stop smoking
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(129)
 


Sat January 26, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"However, a district-by-district system would accomplish much the same thing [as a popular vote], so I wonder why more of these characters aren't pushing it"
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Thu January 24, 2013
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The War on Drugs, 1969. Holy shiat. Are those flails?
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(97)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
MORSI: I'm not anti-semitic. The Jewish-controlled media just says I am
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(178)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Thespian puppeteers have come to rescue the homeless
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea discloses nuke test and promises "upcoming all-out action" against U.S
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(236)
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
♫ How do you test for a drunken sailor, how do you test for a drunken sailor, how do you test for a drunken sailor, randomly starting next month. ♪
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(28)
 


Sun January 20, 2013
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Some states have more influence on our country than others. Here are the states that secretly control America, because they determine what you eat
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