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71 headlines found matching 'United States'
Tue June 02, 2015
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative outreach continues as... Ah fark it, this isn't even funny anymore. Actual headline: "There's no 'gender pay gap', but here are 11 reasons why there should be". Bonus reference to men's "pole tax"
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Sat May 30, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Every drone that's sold in the United States, whether it's made here or abroad, can have built into the drone itself a mechanism that doesn't let it fly in certain places." stated the US Senator
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
A group of students are shocked, SHOCKED that California history textbooks only portray the things they want you to know about
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Fri May 29, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey... for once, we're the good guys. This feels weird: "FIFA is a 'global behemoth'", but the US is an even more powerful adversary. "FIFA has met its match ... in the United States of America." "God Bless America"
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since Obama virtually abdicated his responsibility to secure our borders, the tide of illegals flooding into out country has risen to the ...erm... *lowest* level in nearly 20 years
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Tue May 26, 2015
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
The United States gives trillions of dollars to China via free trade, then gets upset when the Chinese try to spend it
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Mon May 25, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Canadian plans to invade U.S. found after nearly 100 years and still with intel: "Rural American women appear to be a heavy and not very comely lot and while Americans are not actually lazy, they apparently believe in frequent rests and gossip"
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Fri May 22, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tuk-Tuk taxi maker aims to make vehicle for the United States, if they think Americans can fit into those tiny things
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're building a sandcastle and a big bully kicks it down? Especially when you want to use that sandcastle to intimidate your neighbors?
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Raúl Castro says US and Cuba will soon set up ambassadorships, with Cuba to be represented by a loyal Communist apparatchik, while the US plans to name whichever multi-million-dollar Obama donor likes cigars the most
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(36)
 
(Some Comrade)
 
 
 
Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs tells the US to "Tell the world that aliens exist...or we will." Dun-dun-DUUUUN
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(148)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder is 65 today, never saw Social Security coming when at age 13 he recorded 'Fingertips Parts One and Two', the first live non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
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Sat May 09, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello, Canada, and hockey farkers in the United States & Newfoundland, we're in Montréal at 7:00ET for the only game tonight & maybe the last time this season as the Lightning get a second crack at eliminating the Canadiens on this Hockey Night
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police bust up a cocaine smuggling ring operating out of a mob-owned pizzeria in Queens. Cops say they would have found the operation earlier but just couldn't believe anyone would be that much of stereotype in this day and age
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Proving the '90s didn't only suck for comics, Bill Clinton says America's criminal justice problems are directly attributable to his signing a crappy bill that had hundreds of machine guns and pouches for no reason
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
America's oldest living veteran just threw himself a "Mighty Fine at 109" party, complete with cigars and whiskey, of which he consumes plenty of both every day. USA USA USA
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Tue May 05, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"United States of Drinking" host and food writer Joshua Ozersky dies at 47, after last being seen at a karaoke bar around 4 AM. With "Yeah, he probably died doing what he loved" pic
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Fri May 01, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China bars amateur meteorologists. Which in the United States would pretty much mean the end of The Weather Channel
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
MIT confirms what we already knew, the greatest scientific minds and the resources of the United States are focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Communism Cures Cancer
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The NHL better think twice about relocating to Las Vegas, they may not get a lot of support there in the end
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During his six years in office, President Obama has been to Saudi Arabia more times than he has to Canada: "Unfortunately, of modern presidents, Barack Obama appears to have the least appreciation of the strategic importance of Canada to the U.S"
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Thu April 23, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ford prepares to export its first made in China Volvos to the US
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to score Obama some cigars on way to D.C
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Tue April 21, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Waka Flocka Flame"
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The 45th President will have the have drones capable of tracking terrorists' cell phone signals through audio recordings and kill them. But will he be willing to use that even if it means innocent bystanders might be hurt?
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Marco Rubio is that rare youthful combination of un-telegenic bumbling incompetence and malign corruption only Florida can nourish to maturity"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
NRA spokesman: "Islamic extremists have seized control of cities across the United States and have enacted sharia law"
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(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Putin wins Time's Putin of the year award
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
High Times magazine's New York-rooted editor-in-chief Dan Skye: "The Colorado cannabis industry is an economic miracle. Everyone in the United States is following Colorado's lead"
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Minneapolis is literally the most literate city in the United States
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US researchers: Hundreds of NKorea missiles threaten Pacific Ocean
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 best doughnut shops in the United States, but hey, is there ever a doughnut that we don't like?
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Wed April 01, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans once again warning the world that the United States cannot be trusted so long as the GOP is in charge of Congress
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Seventy million adults have arrest or conviction records in the United States - or about one in three adults. Restricting their employment is holding back our economy"
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Sat March 28, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The economy is booming across the United States, despite Obama's illegal attempts to destroy it. Thankfully, conservatives are here now to save us from this monster
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: TV show ends. News: It's the longest-running Finnish language television program in history. Fark: the show has aired on a podunk TV station in the United States and most people in Finland have never heard of it
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Fri March 27, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
In response to U.S. House measure encouraging shipment of U.S. weapons to Ukraine, Chechnya offers arms to Mexico to fight United States. AY CARAMBA
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Shi'ites about to be on fire, yo
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
Since the United States is no longer a functional democratic republic, what would you call this thing?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
International friendlies begin Wednesday as Denmark hosts the United States at 3 pm (ESPN), with Germany vs the Socceroos, and Scottland vs Northern Ireland (3:30 ESPN3), followed by France vs Brazil on Thursday at 4 (ESPN2)
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Tue March 24, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Why do communities keep wasting money on useless tornado sirens?"
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 8 most troubled industries in the United States. Well Subby has been wondering where he can rent a DVD for a new movie that came out
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Soviet propaganda videos from the 1980s erroneously portrayed the United States as an oligarchy where the rich get richer and the poor get manipulated by moneyed intere--oh crap
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Thu March 19, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Earth had the warmest winter on record this year. Northeastern United States would say, "That's absurd," but their lips are still frozen shut
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico pushes back against the flood of illegal American imports
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Sun March 15, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In what must be one of the world's most creepiest research studies ever, scientists make notes and theories while watching people sleep
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Thu March 12, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Article on how the tobacco industry subverts public health policies. Excuse me did I say "tobacco"? I meant "sugar"
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, "In thirty-six years in the United States Senate, I cannot recall another instance in which Senators wrote directly to advise another country, much less a longtime foreign adversary." Yeah, about that
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Sun March 08, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Golf is a dying sport in the United States. Good
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Fri March 06, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Law enforcement holds a press conference to announce they've discovered that as marijuana becomes more legal in the United States, the less the Mexican cartels are smuggling it into the country
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Thu March 05, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
North Korea offers condolences over attack on U.S. Ambassador to Other Korea. Haha, just kidding, official state media calls it a "knife-attack shower of justice"
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Wed March 04, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to appear in "Sharknado 3" as President of the United States. Yet another reason to root for the sharks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How much oil is stored in the US? So much they're running out of room
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Tue March 03, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear United States: Stop spying on us or we'll throw even more of your guys out of the country. Love, Canada
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Sun March 01, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"It's not like were looking across the border into Mexico or even looking across the border at Canada, We're looking across the border into the United States, and it's very different"
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Thu February 26, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin admits no Republican--including herself--is worthy of being President of the United States
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Wed February 25, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Terrorists in planning stages to unleash a series of dirty bombs in major cities across the United States
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to find a good place to eat french fries? Here are the 30 best french fries in the United States
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. military combat vehicles deploy 300 yards from the Russian border
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia denounces the US for having brought "chaos" to the Middle East because of its desire to "dominate the entire world", then went on to denounce the extreme blackness of the Kettle
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Was DHS's warning of a terrorist attack just a political threat not to shut down DHS? No, not at all. No. No. No. Maybe? Yes? Yeah, it definitely was. Yes
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(65)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
U.S. Soccer Federation decides that Hope no longer has to go solo
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(18)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thomas Jefferson: Founding Father, third President of the United States... Pigeon house designer
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Sun February 15, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
San Diego TV station uses wrong photo in news report of suspected rapist. And by wrong photo, we mean a photo of the President of the United States. Oh, and one guess as to which network they are affiliated with
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Fri February 13, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Thirty-two people in the US and Mexico have been arrested in a $100 million cash-for-gold scheme connected to drug cartel activity. Apparently those gold places at the mall aren't really that trustworthy
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Wed February 11, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
United States Little League champions stripped of title due to pulling a Belichick
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Sun February 08, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The United States hasn't won a match in its last five attempts. Let's see how they fare against a tiny Central American isthmus. United States of America vs. Republic of Panama. 4 pm ET. ESPN
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Fri February 06, 2015
(NBC Olympic Talk)
 
 
 
It's your Friday Night Curling thread. 11 PM NBCSN
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(32)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Korea and the US have been in secret discussions about possibly having "talks about talks" regarding denuclearization. No dates will be set yet until they meet to discuss a possible meeting
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