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Mon March 25, 2019
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
The hilarious traits that make the Brits ...well British
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
EU officials: Hold on to your butts, no-deal Brexit "becoming increasing likely"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold is on coke again
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Sun March 24, 2019
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"If we Brexit, they say we'll get right back in" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When the Democrats send their candidates, they're not sending their best. They send Franken saboteurs, tone-deaf DINOs, and I'm sure some of them are good people
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Sat March 23, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
сd /home/Pixar/ToyStory2 && rm -r -f *
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hundreds of thousands, perhaps over a million, Britons attended today's "On Second Thought, Let's Not Go to Brexit, 'Tis a Silly Place" march in London
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy comes out of hiding, takes some really good LSD
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Fri March 22, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump throws his National Security advisers under the bus again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani claims to have found game-changing information discrediting the Steele dossier. How game-changing? Wikipedia game-changing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU gives British PM Theresa May an ultimatum: Pass the Brexit deal or drop dead in three weeks
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Thu March 21, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merkel lends support to Tusk's offer of short Brexit delay after he just tells her that he wants her
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man who had name legally changed to Michael Jackson now has a GoFundMe campaign to change it back to John Dumbass
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can't tell the Prime Minister to cancel Brexit if the Revoke Article 50 petition crashes Parliament's website
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The prime ministership of the UK has sunk from "this was their finest hour" to "oh please, Mr. Europe, can't you see your way to giving us our freedom"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Don't blame me for this Brexit fiasco, I'm only the Prime Minister"
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Wed March 20, 2019
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Sending the same Brexit deal to Parliament over and over again is doing far more harm to British democracy than a second referendum, says notorious Remoaner leftie rag, er, the Spectator
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Don't worry about the whole Brexit debacle. Donald Trump Jr, that great political expert, has weighed in with his professional advice - you should have listened to my daddy. Dumbass tag explodes in delight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump admit to more crimes? Will we find out why the SCO has been so busy that they need to can't release the Manafort evidence yet? Will Devin have a cow over his grapefruit? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"And I guarantee everybody would be better off if they ate zero sugar"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Remember, when you're moping over the U.S.' current political situation just take a moment to remind yourself we're not in the clusterfark that is Brexit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brexshiat's getting real, real fast, as reports fly that Macron will oppose any extension to negotiations, forcing May to either revoke Article 50 or pursue no-deal Brexit in defiance of Parliament
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If Theresa May asks for a three month delay for Brexit, she'll be gone by Monday, predict people who have been wrong for the past three years-plus (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
He's still bitter about losing the popular vote. The depth of his insecurity truly is immeasurable
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Tue March 19, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
May's Brexit plan vote in the House of Commons derailed thanks to the Speaker finding a rule dating back to 1604
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's peace plan: Palestine compensated with land from Jordan compensated with land from Saudi Arabia compensated with land from Egypt compensated with two second-round draft picks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Peter Parker, Captain Janeway, Bruce Wayne, John Cleese, and Jabba The Hutt are all interns in the Trump White House. John Snow is also an intern, but he knows nothing
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Runaway cow wreaks traffic havoc on NYC highway
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like to use Twitter to complain about Twitter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Economist solicits Ben Shapiro interview questions on Twitter. It goes exactly how you'd expect
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The Fake News Media has NEVER been more Dishonest or Corrupt than it is right now. There has never been a time like this in American History." Joseph Pulitzer and William Randolph Hearst unavailable for comment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
He is not really good at this
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Mon March 18, 2019
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jacob Rees-Mogg says he would have voted Remain in 2016 IF...oh, God. Seriously? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump go off the rails again today? Will we find out what triggered him yesterday? Will there be a new pool by the day's end? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4 PM ET news dump)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US sanctions on Venezuela are hurting the most vulnerable, which at this point is pretty much everyone except Maduro
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
He's awake... and thinks he runs a car company instead of the country
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Theresa May to Parliament: We've had two Brexit votes, yes. But what about Third Brexit? Elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? You know about those, don't you?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tweety bird claims the EU will manipulate Ireland in order to get the UK to remain (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old News: Steele Dossier claimed Michael Cohen went to Prague to discuss deniable cash payments to Russian hackers. Less old news: Michael Cohen's phone is know to have been in Prague. News: At the same time as 2 Russian hacking entities
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Sun March 17, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Derp Führer demands the immediate reinstatement of Judge Riefenstahl. This is fine, this is all perfectly normal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Orange Twitler gets all butthurt at SNL making fun of him again. Bonus: episode was a rerun
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
We could all stand to be more like this man
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just what environmental list is the US at the top of?
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Sat March 16, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wow. Ya gotta give it to him. He does a great job of spinning an utter political defeat into a win
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Don't worry chaps, we can pay for it out of the imaginary £350 million we won't be sending to the EU every week
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone just learned what all before him discovered- you better not come for AOC with something weak enough to be dissected in a single tweet
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Fri March 15, 2019
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
T-shirt gun used to launch contraband into prison
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
♫ Spiderman, Spiderman,♫ tries to steal cigarettes and dram. Leaves the store, ♫ Then comes back. All while wearing, ♫ Spiderman mask. LOOK OUT...it's really Florida Man♫
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Last thing I remember, I was voting on the floor, asking for an extension for a couple of months more. Relax, said PM May, I am programmed to re-vote. You can invoke Article 50 any time you like, but you can never go
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
CIA-linked civilian C-130 takes a brief trip to and from Venezuela. One look at the plane and Subby wonders if Skyhook is still available for us non-Batmans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"New evidence that the Obama era team of the FBI, DOJ & CIA were working together to Spy on (and take out) President Trump, all the way back in 2015." I thought Obama was still president in 2015
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently Theresa May did do one thing about Brexit correctly
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Thu March 14, 2019
(BBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Britain: "Let's GPS tag all the knives"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Parliament votes to beg the EU for an extension so they can have more time to not come up with a plan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mittens Romney grows a pair of claws, says he's going to vote to cancel Trump's border emergency
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
...and what's the deal with Vampire Weekend? Why am I in their video? Who are these people?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ma. He's watching Fox and Friends and tweeting about it again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Not content with Second Brexit, Theresa May goes for third Brexit vote
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Emergency Declaration tanTrump is in full swing on Twitter
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
For all averred, I had killed the bird That made the breeze to blow. Ah wretch said they, the bird to slay, That made the breeze to blow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Jerry Falwell, but he's the one who reminded us that the Founding Fathers fought the Revolutionary War to oppose Sharia Law
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Wed March 13, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britain's Vegan Society calls out NHS for discriminating against the differently nutritioned by limiting vouchers for Vitamin D supplemental foods to cow's milk
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Men get a mysterious and dangerous viral blood infection after self-flagellation. Huh. I usually only get hand cramps, chafing or blisters
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Wales is much more than sheep and leeks nddd extrrr consnannnntts"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
EU to UK: "You said you're leaving, why are you still here?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So is Rudy gonna get charged with witness tampering? Because that looks an awful lot like witness tampering
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
OK, Melania DEFINITELY has a body double who went to Alabama with Trump
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK to waive tariffs on 87% of all imports to avoid shortages, mass starvation in case of no-deal Brexit. Taking. Back. Control
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
B-B-B-Bell he is a Jet
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Tue March 12, 2019
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Theresa May's Brexit deal rejected by MPs, which means... uh not sure
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(Interesly)
 
 
 
The original idea for Daylight Savings Time was: Set the clock forward by 20 minutes at 2:00 am each Sunday in April and set it back by 20 minutes at 2:00 each Sunday in September. So things could be worse
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In news that should amaze nobody: Rich whites want Jim to crow again
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Nissan to send Infiniti models into, well, infinity
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Come see the incompetence inherent in the system. UK parliament to vote (again) on Theresa May's Brexit deal at 7pm GMT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Aeronautics wizard Donald Trump says airplanes are getting too complicated to fly
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The whole climate crisis is not only Fake News, it's Fake Science. There is no climate crisis, there's weather and climate all around the world." Oh Donnie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Europe removing last barriers before cliff as car drives right toward it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator checks in on massive for-profit child prison camp, which is a thing we just do now
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow libs? There are legitimate reasons to be wary of large-scale immigration that are not xenophobic or racist. If liberals do not establish and enforce reasonable immigration limits, then fascists will impose theirs. Just sayin'
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Mon March 11, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Continuing the Brexit tradition, UK parliament to vote on a deal that they don't actually have
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brexit will cost the UK £1,000,000,000 a month, though if the pound keeps devaluing who knows what that would be in real money
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember Donald Trump's 'Tim Apple' gaffe the other day? It wasn't a gaffe, he said Tim/Apple as a way of saving time, and everyone in the fake news media is stupid
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mutant Tweety bird Boris Johnson accuses EU of mocking him and treating the Brexit movement with contempt. Well, if the shoe fits (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 10, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
German? Forget it, he's rolling
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brexit is for quitters
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Sat March 09, 2019
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May's end is nigh (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Follow the Massage Parlor Sex Trafficking Madam money and you'll likely find that the GOP is nothing more than a transnational money laundering front group. The only way to take them down is the Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act
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Fri March 08, 2019
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Theresa May says that voting down her proposal may keep Brexit from happening. Somehow she thinks that's going to help her case
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Manafort's light sentence raises the question: Do defendants *ever* get a max sentence for financial crimes? Ah. Got it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News hasn't tweeted in four months
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Thu March 07, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Racist abuse against Meghan has become a Royal security pain
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So this is happening next week, hahahaha
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm Eric tells about the time a nice policeman ripped a patch off his uniform and thanked Eric for ... some reason
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The orange doesn't fall far from the tree
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump in 2017: Manufacturing jobs are coming back to Ohio. Ohio in 2019: Closes another manufacturing plant
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you work in a bar in Arlington, VA, and your name is Angela, your life is about to become a whole lot more complicated
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Wed March 06, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Uh huh. Well. Uh huh. Mhm. Hm. Uh huh. That's right. Uh huh. Uh huh. That's Uh huh. Uh huh. HUH. Uh huh. That's what he said. Come in Michael. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For someone who claims to hate socialism, Trump sure loves to be publicly owned
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against Fox News for what is effectively advertising fraud. Fox News allegedly used hundreds of thousand of bots to "bully, intimidate and spread fake news and propaganda"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scienticians calculate adders have been almost completely subtracted from the British countryside. To sum up, what remains is but a fraction
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Tue March 05, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mayor Mike not looking to be President Mike
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Bank of England just adopted the Euro (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Beets on Burgers? I say ◉_◉
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Theresa May didn't know how the EU works when she triggered Article 50, causing a year of failed attempts to "negotiate" with people out of the loop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korean hackers target US critical infrastructure. Which is literally the plot of the Red Dawn reboot. WOLVERINES
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The British Brexit sell-out continues: the blue passports will be produced in France and BMW might decide to move the production site of the Mini to the continent. The Beatles will be relocated to Hamburg and the Queen will move to Battenberg
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
WTF is going on in West Virginia? And WhereTF is Fark's "Infuriating" tag?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, Dersh, weren't you also his attorney and got Epstein that sweet-ass, albeit illegal, deal with then-AUSA Alexander Acosta? Bullshiat you didn't know about his child sex ring connections. Are you scared, Alan?
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Mon March 04, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That Cohen manuscript that Trump keeps obsessing over? Yeah, about that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just how powerful was yesterday's tornado that killed 23? It flung a billboard 20 miles and landed it intact
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump orders FEMA to give Alabama the A PLUS treatment. So jumbo sized paper towels? (LGT repost, Original tweet in thread)
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Sun March 03, 2019
(The Week)
 
 
 
The pro-plague movement is having a disastrous impact
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Britain's official policy is quite simple: Chaos
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey, everybody, they're having a fire sale down at the Tesla dealership
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Sat March 02, 2019
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Five hours with the enchanting Nigella Lawson
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Fri March 01, 2019
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Who needs pals like these: Bigamist busted after pals tells his wife they've been invited to his second wedding
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge Amy Berman Jackson just found out Stone is publishing a book about his upcoming trial. That is coming out very soon. Which he failed to disclose during his gag order hearing. And now the judge wants to hear from him Monday. Oops
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Theresa May is an ostrich and three monkeys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Convicted felon and publicly-owned derp provider Dinesh D'Souza keeps punching above his intellectual weight class
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Kushner get his clearance revoked? Will more mobsters be called to testify publicly? Will Trump burn the motherf*ckers down? Happy News Dump Friday. THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When all else fails, blame Crooked Hillary for the lawyer you threw under the bus testifying against you in front of Congress
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nobody will ever accuse Sean Hannity of being a smart guy. Point in case: Running in his big mouth on television he just managed to make himself a likely witness in Mueller's investigation
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Thu February 28, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, everyone; Your favorite President will be interviewed by Sean Hannity at 9 EST on Fox News. You won't see this many softballs thrown outside of ESPN2
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Climate change denier and very stupid man Rep. Paul Gosar (R-Depths of a Sloar) says "climate hoax believers" are the REAL deniers because photosynthesis. Checkmate libs
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"We're gonna be the forgotten people," warns former Maine governor and tea party lunatic Paul LePage, insisting that if the electoral college was eliminated, "only minorities would elect presidents." And we can't have that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich slams the "liberal media" for spending too much time criticizing Donald Trump. Dude, he's still not going to offer you a job
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'll take "There's a Tweet for everything" for $1000, Alex
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your dad doesn't love you
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Wed February 27, 2019
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
We kregen het recht om een klein gevecht te kiezen-Bonanza Bonanza Als iemand vecht een van ons, Hij moet vechten met mij
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just when we thought we was getting out, she goes and drags us back in again. Theresa May promises vote to delay Brexit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Beto's in
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will we get some indictments? Will Gaetz get an arrest warrant issued for something other than a DUI? Will Cohen burn the motherf*cker down? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No, we're not gonna farkin' research Stonehenge
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump defended Michael Cohen from the New York TImes? He probably doesn't either, but fortunately, the internet never forgets
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump takes two steps forward, Putin takes two steps back, but they come together because sociopaths attract
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Be careful what you ask Bernie at his Town Halls, his supporters will find you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. slams Democrats for listening to a convicted felon. Mind you, it's the same convicted felon he and his father listened to for years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Da Nang. After finally arriving at the Battle of (Orange) Hue, Trump goes on the twitter offensive. He must be mad about there not being a hill of hamberders on the menu
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz a farking clue after Gaeting a biatchslap from Speaker Pelosi
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Tue February 26, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lordy, there be cancelled checks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dont think family separation could get worse? They refused to track kids to parents but they did track women's menstrual cycles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt Whittaker? Don't know him. Never talked with him. Some kind of coffee boy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Joe Biden talks about all the politically powerful dong he's seen
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Theresa May facing Cabinet revolt over Brexit negotiations. Or, as it's known in Westminster, "Tuesday"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today in headlines that make no sense: "Tiggers go for cheeky Nandos to look like normal people, but fail miserably." Tiggers?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How unprepared is Britain for a no deal Brexit? Well, they've just realised they won't even have enough pallets for shipping goods to the EU
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Mon February 25, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida private prison lobbyist jailed after drunkenly crashing his Lamborghini. Anyone else need a hot towel?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Labour party may split asunder yet again due to Jeremy Corbyn's Antisemitism (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Americans use too much toilet paper, which is wiping out forests and sending the environment up shyte creek
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republicans argue against ramming through Dem bill that they haven't had time to read. Difficulty: It's one sentence long on a single page
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn: "DO OVER"
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
It could be that NATO will become a structure for European defense, with a guest room for the Americans
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The obsessive story of people who shared the terrifying memory of a lost Sesame Street cartoon starring the "Crack Master," and its mysterious reappearance into their lives
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Staying classy Donald, attack a man dying of cancer. Melania how is that anti-bullying campaign working out? You might want to mention it to Spanky
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chicken hawk Marco Rubio invokes the 2011 military intervention in Libya to push Venezuelan invasion with Gaddafi image (Graphic image)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember how Donnie was congratulating himself on being tough on OPEC to keep gas prices down?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alt-right Oscars with host Donald Trump, Jr. Vote early and often
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Sun February 24, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
EU to UK: We are altering the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, Donald Trump wants you to know he's come up with this huge celebration of America that's going to be held on the 4th day of July, and that he's your favorite President
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Sat February 23, 2019
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Two men, dressed in all black, wearing black masks and gloves, carrying what looked like a pistol, attempted to enter the bank, but were stopped in their tracks. By the old locked doors trick. (Pics)
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Fri February 22, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And the new US Ambassador to the UN is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ames, Iowa police having fun on Twitter before snow/ice storm
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Search of deceased man's home finds bones from 500 people
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Looks like a no-deal is inevitable for Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu February 21, 2019
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Britain, you can threaten economic collapse with Brexit, you can become the laughingstock of Europe, but threaten my Laphroaig? THIS MEANS WAR
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A new election has been ordered for North Carolina's 9th Congressional District after massive election fraud is proved
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why you should pay attention to what color wedding dress your bride is wearing, courtesy of #FolkloreThursday
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For science and for cosplay, researcher dresses horses up as zebras to resolve longstanding debate over evolutionary purpose of zebra stripes. SPOILER: They repel flies
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You may need to build yourself a cybernetic liver to handle next week's Cohen hearing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anybody remember Edvard Munch who painted The Scream? Well, I can guarantee you won't forget this one
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The world is entering an "industrial recession," brought on by Trump's trade war with China. DAMMIT DONALD
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
United Kingdom: "We insist on calling Gibraltar our colony at any cost." EU: "Any cost? OK. How about $60...per person...every time you cross our border"
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Wed February 20, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump continues to just sign whatever is in front of him, has no idea what's going on
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
British children's show under fire for showing racist stereotypes, putting subby's hopes of getting a dark and gritty remake of 'The Song of the South' on BBC 1 in jeopardy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Laura Ashley warns as sales slump. There's a pattern forming here, and it's not pretty
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will the world end today? Will Venezuela topple? Will the Saudis become the seventh country to join a select group? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite what you see in the movies, it is not advisable to commandeer a commercial vehicle, spill its contents in the road, and strike a school bus in order to catch up with your recently estranged girlfriend as she is trying to leave town
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At this point the only ones that will be left in Parliament will be in the Loony Party and Lord Buckethead
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One day later, Trump finally notices Crazy Bernie is back
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NY Times finally recognizes that the Uranium One story was bullshiat, but ignores the role it played in legitimizing it
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Tue February 19, 2019
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.K. jobs at record high despite Brexit worries. Checkmate globalists
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Antonio "UPS" Brown would now like to be known as Mr. Big Chest Diddy III
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
McCabe confirms that the Gang of 8 was notified in May 2017 that the FBI had opened a counterintelligence investigation of the president, and "no one objected. Not on legal grounds, not on constitutional grounds, and not based on the facts"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Seven anti-Corbyn MPs form independent Labour faction in the continued downfall of British politics
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ever had the kind of day where you're apologizing in court filings for your social media posts?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of course Mrs Betty Bowers, America's best Christian, has the best response to Trump's criticism of SNL
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver returns to the air after a much-needed vacation, catching up on the news nightmare of the past two months, including Brexit; "If you think something is going to be that much of a disaster you need to see Will Smith in blue face"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Honda Brexit scheduled for 2022
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Flybmi collapses leaving passengers GroundedSOL
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
28 of the best ever jokes about Scotland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cohen's testimony to Congress moved to Feb 28, Butina's sentencing was moved to the 26th, and Manafort's sentencing to after Feb 28. The timing seems rather specific, no? Perhaps I should double check my indictment pool selection
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Sun February 17, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
Germany smurfs the smurfest Smurf Fest that ever smurfed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There's a petition to sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to use toward the national debt. "We have too much debt and Montana is useless. Just tell them it has beavers or something"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teenage girl who left England to join IS and was quoted saying "I did have a good time there" can't understand why she is not being welcomed back with open arms
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Sat February 16, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Half Scoop whips out his memelord skills to call out liberal hypocrisy, with his usual understanding of...well, just about anything
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's an EMERGENCY Mar-a-Lago Omelet Bar - because you can't play an EMERGENCY round of golf without a balanced EMERGENCY breakfast
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron blinks and now the EU is on the brink (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After being "treated like air" for three minutes while shop owners ignored him, guy takes his sandwich and leaves without paying. Fark: he's a member of the Slovenian Parliament and is now forced to resign
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Fri February 15, 2019
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump's improvised emergency border declaration was a hot mess...even for Trump's rock-bottom scraping standards
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Iran rockets failures had a little help from Uncle Sam. SpaceX appeals ULA winning Lucy's launch contract. UK startup wants to launch all things Scottish. FAA allows world's largest plane to fly. Yooper spaceport? This is your rocket report
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(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
Boris Johnson's sister tries to keep guests abreast of the latest Brexit news, so they don't look a right boob. (possibly NSFW)
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
How much did you pay for your stuffed whale penis?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Words subby never thought he'd string together in a sentence: Ann Coulter is right
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
At a Congressional Committee hearing on gun violence yesterday, Rep. Jerrold Nadler claimed the US has more gun deaths in one day than many countries have in a year. Well the fact checkers got right on that at found...Oh. Wow. Really?
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(Some Whaler)
 
 
 
Space debris? Avast, me hearties. Bring her abeam, and prepare to cast harpoons. Arrrr
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NASA's last message to Opportunity was Billie Holiday's "I'll Be Seeing You." It ends with: I'll find you/ In the morning sun/ And when the night is new./ I'll be looking at the moon,/ But I'll be seeing you
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Thu February 14, 2019
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron begins push to postpone Brexit yet again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Europe bans Fark
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New York City emergency vehicles may change sirens to 'French Ambulance' sound
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like Fox & Friends have finally covered the McCabe story
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Got to give it to congresscritters and their spending habits: Omnibus spending bill drops just hours before vote
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Levi's looks to raise 5.01 billion in IPO
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, Sarah Silverman, tell us how you REALLY feel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Life comes at you fast: one day you put your pants on two legs at a time, jump on Twitter and start explaining the finer points of Estonia's geopolitical situation to a moran... who turns out to be a former President of Estonia. RIP to his account
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Wed February 13, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lyndon LaRouche dead at the age of 96. Lyndon LaRouche would probably have an interesting conspiracy theory about that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
*cough* Russia *cough*
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is how you golf while you're stuck in the White House. No President ever golfed harder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump just made a 69 joke on Twitter. Giant. Meteor. Now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Should Australia join the US in going to war with China if they invaded Taiwan? Wait, this is now a pressing strategic issue we need to seriously start pondering? Crikey
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION .... and good morning to you too
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Tue February 12, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France tells Britain to fish or get off the loo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Bank of England would like to take this moment to remind the rest of the world a bad Brexit and a weak Chinese economy could combine into a global economic disaster
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Aliens launch rocket from Salisbury Plain in Southern England (w/ video)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A Twitter ratio is when the number of responses vastly outnumbers the likes. The NYT politics editor is being reminded of this today for saying he's proud of the paper's coverage of the 2016 election
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dictionary.com throws some shade at James Woods
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seven million Americans are 90 days+ behind on their auto loan payments - and that's a million more than during the financial crisis
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Westminster. Fark edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Could this be the first direct constitutional confrontation between Congress and the President in the history of the War Powers Act?
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Mon February 11, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britain's economy last year grew at its slowest since 2012. EVERYBODY PUT DOWN YOUR TEACUPS AND PANIC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A third of Americans say it's OK to dress in blackface during Halloween. Of course, these are the same third who also thought Trump was a good idea
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Crystal richplains tax refund math to you plebes who think you deserve free money from the government
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
But will they kill us for eating all the hamberders?
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Sun February 10, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah said "executive time" was for him to be creative. It's not a farking Montessori school
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who's Trump?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dog whistles are just too subtle. So Trump makes it clear that he doesn't want Latin Americans at all
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's a confederacy of dunces as Nigel Farage's offshoot Brexit party could topple Theresa May's Tories in a never-ending battle for idiocy (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat February 09, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh dear. He really can't tell brown people apart, can he?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hardly working, you think?
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Fri February 08, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
George Michael's art collection is going up for auction at Christie's. It should make quite an abrupt impact
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What. The. Fark
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Martin Lewis cancels work over ulcer issues created by all the jokes about where's Dean and Jerry?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
101 years ago today, Stars and Stripes published its first issue, and brought our boys over there news that the Army wanted them to stop cussing at mules
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know, someone this emotional doesn't belong in politics
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Thu February 07, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nearly one in five white people have no problem with blackface. Another one in four aren't sure
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
British metalhead politician wins libel suit against tabloid for falsely alleging Nazi ties over Black Sabbath tribute. in other news, This is probably the first time the words "British metalhead politician" have been used together in a Fark headline
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One thing Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith can't stand is ostentatious displays of wealth
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ The best part of waking up, is seeing the president freaking out ♬ ♫
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Wandering around a primary school, waving at kids and trying to get wood is no way to go through life, Mr. Former Entertainer and Convicted Pedophile Rolf Harris
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Not news: YouTube takes down a video due to a copyright infringement claim. Fark: The National Anthem of Kenya, commissioned after gaining independence from the UK. Double Fark: It's in the public domain. Triple Fark: UK company claimed copyright
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New statue of Margaret Thatcher expected to increase ladder ownership in local vandal community
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU Council President thinks Brexiteers deserve a place in Hell. Most of them feel that would be a step up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tarzan, Hulk, Frankenstein's Monster, Tonto, and (fill in the blank) hahahahahahhaa
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Tue February 05, 2019
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"Well, when people realize that they've been hoodwinked into making a horrible mistake, they don't automatically turn around and admit it and thank you for pointing it out. That's not how people work"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Aristocrats: The rubes are filing their taxes and noticing we lied. Quick deploy deflector shields
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is still mad that the media is not giving him credit for his big win in the Senate elections that pretty much left everything as it was. And he's upset with Cryin' Chuck too. Not only are his tweets scary, they're getting weirder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey AOC, how much of the State of the Union address should we watch tonight?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump wants to diffuse tensions with Mexico by staging the biggest game of Red Rover, Red Rover ever attempted
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Sun February 03, 2019
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
21 Savage taken down by Vanilla ICE
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, Tiger's is long and straight
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Sat February 02, 2019
(Billboard)
 
 
 
On the one hand, serves him right for being a disgusting human being. On the other hand, it could be seen as doing him a favor. And on the gripping hand, it's time to re-read "The Mote In God's Eye"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The day after Trump announces U.S. withdraw from landmark Reagan nuclear pact, Putin says in testament that Russia will pull the threads and design new intermediate-range weapons because of course he does
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
How the hell are 21 Pilots able to tour as a headline act? And no, submitter is not stressed out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Q: Should the government have kept Excel files on all of those kids they separated from their parents? A: "Nah"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway uses fentanyl seizure as evidence that wall is needed: "Yes, through a port of entry, but that's what we know about. It's all the things, as you hear here, that we don't know about, so purple monkey dishwasher"
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Fri February 01, 2019
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood had a record year for the box office, but Europe did not. Was it due to no Jerry Lewis films?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Howard Schultz is so toxic, he even has Paul Krugman pretending to be a populist
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cloning monkeys for research puts humans on a slippery ethical slope, what with all those banana peels lying around
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump freak? Will Half Scoop break? Will Client-3 finally have his chance to be waterboarded? Find out the exciting developments in tonight's episode of "Dope". THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Instagram egg is going to make someone very rich
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It was LIVE ON TV (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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(The Root)
 
 
 
It takes just one city council member to prevent a payoff to a racist cop. Simply read what the cop said into the public record
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Karma takes it too far: Man gets struck and seriously injured by SUV while being chased by owner of bicycle he just stole
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Emma Lazarus, 1842: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free". Donald Trump, 2019 "OOGA BOOGA"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
2018: Ted Cruz sucking up to Trump after he called his wife ugly. 2019: Heidi Cruz asking Trump for a job after he called her ugly
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Wed January 30, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU: "The UK needs to go home and get its farking shine box"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barbara Streisand fan finally gets response to letter he wrote her 47 years ago. Presumably will celebrate with "the finest wines available to humanity"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's see how Apple reacts to Facebook misusing their Enterprise Developer Program keys by buying teens' browsing habits via a custom app...OH LAWD
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like someone got a hold of Wilbur Ross' ethics filing. TL;DR he doesn't have any. Also, he was making bank for two years before he realized he might be on the hook for some light treason/corruption
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brennan says what we're all thinking
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So what is the "Backstop" and why should you care?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal reports that Gillibrand complained about Beto not sharing his meatballs at dinner, and they're very concerned
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think that maybe this Howard Schultz guy isn't exactly a political savant
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please, continue to directly insult your intelligence community. That cannot possibly backfire later
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who is President Iran and why is he ranting in the Taco Bell drive-thru?
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Tue January 29, 2019
(BBC)
 
 
 
Theresa May wins vote on going back to EU and demanding the backstop is removed from the Brexit deal. Also wins five other votes that tried to stop or delay Brexit
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A no-deal Brexit will result in a chicken-less KFC, empty grocery stores, and Britain being viewed as a pariah
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tale of the ND, tale of the ND, tale of the NDA, ole
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Mon January 28, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
George P Bush to Tom Brokaw: Brown Republican grandchild here, I think you knew my grandparents
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Roku adds a-la-carte pricing for premium tv/cable channels, except for the one channel everyone actually wants
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hospital mistakenly gets NYC woman to consent to take stranger off life support after spending nine days by his bedside thinking it's her brother
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The EU would like it very much if Theresa May could tell them exactly what the bloody hell she wants
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The EU warns riots will break out and leave the UK unstable for years if Brexit goes through
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump say something stupid? Will Mueller raid another quisling? Will Kushner and Half-Scoop do the thing? Come on birthday wishes, daddy needs some new indictments. THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Skeletor gets into Twitter war with Whiplash over his slavish devotion to Beast Man; "How do you break his nose? Kick Beast Man in the ass"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When memes become real: presenting the real ceiling cat
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Upset that you've made it this far into a new day without reading something completely stupid? Don't worry, got you covered
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pence found Trump's twitter login
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The answer to your question is no, nobody thinks you will ever build a wall
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Sun January 27, 2019
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In the event of a no-deal Brexit, Theresa May plans to declare a state of emergency, use COBRA to rule under martial law, make Destro supreme leader of Scotland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How does the underside of that bus look, Fox News?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What's that? Trump is lifting sanctions on Putin friends on a sunday afternoon so nobody notices? No collusion I presume?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the aftermath of 97-year-old Prince Philip's car crash, it would be interesting to find out just how many elderly people are still on the road. The answer might sober you up... or not, depending on your plans for the day
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Sarah Sanders
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Brexit fiasco is already costing the UK a whopping £17 billion per year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Roger Stone? Just another low level staffer. I barely know the guy
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Sat January 26, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
German grocery store has an "American food" section selling what they think Americans eat. And they're mostly right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC host ignores 600 years of Irish history, asks if Ireland would join the UK rather than stay in the EU because of Brexit issues. Hilarity ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Major European countries are poised to recognize Venezuela's Guaido as interim president, even if they can't quite pronounce it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Whatabout, whatabout, whatabout
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(Some Mumbrella)
 
 
 
Ripper bakeneg migmufn mate, but me filadafsh is dry as a dead dingo's donger
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Manafort and Stone: Sycophantis, psychotic, mob whores" I really can't explain it better than that. Stone's arrest/indictment is Mueller cutting off the head without needing to get smaller fish to talk first
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Fri January 25, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AOC was wrong about Walmart according to *checks notes* the fact-checker's college roommate citing a 2005 article. Seems legit
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The Nixon Foundation doesn't want Nixon's association with Roger Stone sullying Nixon's good name (note: this is one of the rare times when reading the replies is recommended)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twelve more cases filed in Federal District Court in DC. as "Sealed vs. Sealed". Damn seals, why can't they eat fish and be happy
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study suggests bird beaks did not adapt to food types as previously thought, citing well-known examples of Toucan Sam, Sonny the Cuckoo, and Tootsie Pop Owl
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Is Macron secretly targeting UK businesses in a bid to discredit Britain post-Brexit? Not that they need any help with that (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What could it be? Everybody speculate
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
We now have the truth about the Russia investigation, it is a plot by England to use spies and Rock and Roll music to reabsorb the US into the empire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, a man who can only claim to be a billionaire because of the value of his brand, doesn't understand brand names
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "don't fark with AOC" we have special guest Sean Hannity
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Secret Service distributing challenge coins mocking the shutdown. No, they still can't buy food with these
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Wed January 23, 2019
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find more Neanderthal remains at the site which a Neanderthal was allegedly buried with flowers. Here comes an interview with the actual scientist
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Caucasian man pleads guilty in sword-wielding murder of black man in New York City. Scottish dude in raincoat caught fleeing the scene
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mastercard to pay £504m fine with platinum corporate VISA card
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Tue January 22, 2019
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jacob Rees-Mogg tries to mansplain a Brexit strategy to Theresa May (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Daily Caller's Stephanie Hamill goes after Cardi B over #MeToo movement. Cardi B walks her like a dog
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"No-deal Brexit means hard Irish boarder," misreads some lonely Irish spinster today as she dreamily dusts her bed and breakfast and waits for Liam
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The lobotomized hydra of Republican collusion continues attacking its own heads as Jerome Corsi goes on the offensive against Infowars and Roger Stone
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Perennial also-ran Cardiff City of England's Premier League makes a big splash in the transfer market
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Noted Constitutional Scholar Jacob Wohl points out that Kamala Harris isn't eligible to be president based on citizenship status. She was (checks notes)... born in Oakland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Five tweets and it's only 8:30. It's going to be one of those days
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan will remove porn mags ahead of the Rugby World Cup. Hookers still ok
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The founder of Turning Point USA went to the hospital for a blood clot, threw out his back and was forced to lay outside on a bench because the United States has the best healthcare system in the world
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy told the New Yorker he's listened to the tapes that he's sure don't exist
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Mon January 21, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gillibrand responds to Al Franken question
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BE AFRAID
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
D2S had a hand in the Mueller memo on the Buzzfeed piece
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And all that jazz
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Remainers are trying to thwart Brexit. Again (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 20, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Want to really thank them? How about a paycheck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army's six year study shows that the only group to come out ahead from the Iraq war was... let me check my notes... Iran
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'll gladly doom future generations to an unsurvivable climate if I could save a couple dollars on heat today
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Britain's ruling class is full of incompetent morons
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So you're a white male comic in Quebec that wants to perform? Better not have dreadlocks because that's obviously racist
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Sat January 19, 2019
(Jalopnik)