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20 headlines found matching 'United Airlines'
Mon December 11, 2017
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta will no longer offer free checked bags on flights to Europe. Apparently it was just costing the airline too much to misdirect all that luggage to Africa and Asia
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Sat December 02, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines decide that allowing 'smart' luggage on planes is a dumb idea
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Fri November 17, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're flying over Thanksgiving, here's how to stay calm and be... I SWEAR TO GOD, KID, IF YOU KICK MY SEAT MORE TIME
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Mon November 13, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard United Flight 1867. If you look out at the starboard wing, you'll see our in-flight meal of roasted, pureed seagull being prepared in the engine"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
United realizes that jet engines can't chew their air
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Sat November 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey, you two, knock it off back there. Don't make me turn this plane around. So help me God I'll do it. I'm not kidding"
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
United is selling seats on an 18 hour flight for $177. Baggage costs extra but the blood clots are free
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Tue October 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
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This one is for all you airplane geeks out there
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Sat October 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is this a joke? No seriously, is this a joke??
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Southwest celebrates first 'unmanned' flight on new airplane. And by "unmanned," they mean no men
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Sir, that's a $40 surcharge"
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Wed October 18, 2017
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Aviation police that dragged guy off of United plane are forcibly removed from their jobs
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
United passenger pissed on and off simultaneously
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Thu October 12, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Southwest plans flights to Hawaii in their Boeing 737s, possibly creating a new level of Hell
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Fri September 15, 2017
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
United Airlines, feeling lonely after two weeks with no public backlash, bumps 77 year old wheelchair bound grandmother from flight and leaves her unattended at the gate
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
U.S. government "found no evidence" that United Airlines violated Dr. Dao's civil rights. I guess YouTube is blocked in government offices
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Delta 302, it looks like the Hurricane Irma is going to be slamming Puerto Rico right about the time you're going to land. Might be a good idea to head back. Delta 302: Hold my beer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Price gouging during hurricane. News: Airlines raising prices for one way flights out of Florida. Outrageous: 600% increase
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
The oldest queen has passed away
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