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15 headlines found matching 'United Airlines'
Fri August 01, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines hopes that their new 4 1/2 minute inflight safety video prevents you from freaking out when the oxygen mask drops down and the plane is heading for the ocean
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(13)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Congress acts with due haste to bring back days of $1* airfare
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(61)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
UN Secretary General to Hamas and Israeli forces: "This is wrong. You must stop fighting." Of course both sides lay down their weapons and hug each other
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(142)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Plane diverted to Midway Airport. Fark: Plane diverted to Midway Island Airport
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(71)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Faced with a loss of $580 million in the first quarter of 2014, United does the only sensible thing: it eliminates ketchup and garlic bread from flights
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(57)
 
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
United Airlines Flight 1463 makes emergency landing in Wichita, KS. after dumbass passenger opened the emergency door mid-flight
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(138)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Airline travel tip: If you want to arrive at your destination on time, please don't charge the cockpit
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(16)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
When the flight attendant asks you to turn off your cell phone, responding with "I kill white people like you" is generally frowned upon
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(203)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot has heart attack during flight with 130 passengers. Luckily for him one was a USAF B1 pilot, and another one was a nurse who saved his life. Twin Hero tag beats Scary tag this time
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(135)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airliner pilot dives 600 ft avoid colliding with another airliner. Your scary air stories to the right
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(213)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
As much as anyone hates to defend airlines, turns out will.i.am was just trying to scam into a high-end lounge while traveling on a coach ticket, and was upset when his cunning cheapskate plan was foiled
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(50)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Will.i.am kicked out of United Airlines' First Class lounge for having 'fake' membership card. Clearly staff thought nobody is stupid enough to call themselves 'Will.i.am'
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(26)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(The Street)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilots union wants CEO bumped with no delay. "We have absolutely zero confidence in the ability of present management to lead a turnaround"
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(17)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will all of the airlines who made a profit in Q1 please step forward. Not so fast United
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(11)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Lost 1945 color film from Chicago Board of Education discovered and digitized, featuring deep-voiced narrator who promotes the most American of American cities to tourists and families. Holy Cow
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(34)
 

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