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Headlines matching 'United'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(VentureBeat) Fail BBC News confuses Halo's Space Command with United Nations Security Council  (venturebeat.com) (5)
(The Hill) Dumbass House lawmakers will consider an international proposal next week to give the United Nations more control over the Internet. Yea, that'll work  (thehill.com) (35)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Edmonton Journal) Amusing Owners of hipster lunch spot MRKT unhappy that bigger restaurant group is opening hipster gastropub MKT nearby and claims they picked similar name "because it reflects a trend in the United States toward abbreviation"  (edmontonjournal.com) (31)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sappy Woman reunited with bike she lost 41 years ago  (huffingtonpost.com) (40)


Wed May 23, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting United Airlines addresses traveler inequality by ending pre-boarding for families with children  (travel.usatoday.com) (112)
(Tea Party Tribune) Obvious The fact that, un-vetted, "Barak Hussein Obama" was just elected the President of the United States of America and that we landed a man on the moon, sent spacecraft to the outer regions of space, etc., makes this strategy possible  (teapartytribune.com) (97)
(UPI) Obvious A lack of leadership in the United States the equivalent of a giant tsunami about to envelop and swamp or sink the nation. In other news, surf's up, dude  (upi.com) (22)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Wall Street Journal) Dumbass United Airlines executive, who makes $3m a year, says that its frequent fliers are "over entitled"  (blogs.wsj.com) (35)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Strange "Barcelona FC: The Motion Picture" coming soon to a theater near you, directed by the same guy who did "United 93" and "The Bourne Ultimatum"  (sports.yahoo.com) (11)


Thu May 17, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing In the final 90 seconds of the season Manchester City win the English Premier League for first time in 44 years. Home video of entirely unbiased and disinterested Manchester United and Manchester City fans reaction  (youtube.com) (33)


Wed May 16, 2012
(ABC) Dumbass "Bobby" Jindal attacks Obama saying he has "Never ran a state, never ran a business, never ran a lemonade stand." which is true, unless you count his experience running The UNITED STATES for the last 4 years  (abcnews.go.com) (217)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Network to air political drama about a philandering former President of the United States and his Secretary of State ex-wife. Fark: Network insists the series is fictional  (dailymail.co.uk) (15)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Politico) Strange Michele Bachmann (R-Switzerland) successfully trolls the United States  (politico.com) (216)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Fox News) Fail How dare President Taxbama make the United States more appealing to immigrate to?  (foxnews.com) (43)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA If you live in AR, CO, FL, KY, LA, MO, NV, OH, TN or WV, it will suck to be you this fall. Prepare to be ground zero in the upcoming Citizens United-fueled presidential ad onslaught  (electoral-vote.com) (126)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Citizens United has turned political candidates into spectators in their own races  (governing.com) (85)
(Short List) Video Apparently Newcastle United scored one of the English Premier league's best ever goals last night. I scored one like this once. On the Playstation  (shortlist.com) (33)


Wed May 02, 2012
(BBC) Cool It's Manc-on-Manc action as United and City fight for the EPL title on Monday, followed by a midweek orgy of 4th-6th place battles featuring Chelsea, Spurs and Newcastle  (bbc.co.uk) (329)


Sun April 29, 2012
(SeattlePI) Spiffy Good news: Eight mayors band together to publicly compare the ban on marijuana in the United States to Prohibition. Bad news: They're not mayors in the United States  (blog.seattlepi.com) (116)


Fri April 27, 2012
(ESPN) Followup Will Andrew Luck and Coby Fleener be reunited in Indy? Will the Seahawks continue to do their best Stretch Armstrong impression? Will Ernest Borgnine go to the Browns? NFL Draft: Rounds Two & Three (7 PM ET)  (espn.go.com) (564)
(The New York Times) Hero Hyman Strachman, an 92 year old World War II veteran, is one of the United States most prolific movie pirates, sending free copies of recent new release movies to our troops overseas  (nytimes.com) (184)


Wed April 25, 2012
(The Local (Sweden)) Interesting Borg: 'United States losing its global influence.' Resistance is futile  (thelocal.se) (92)


Sun April 22, 2012
(BBC) Cool Arsenal/Chelsea highlight a week that also includes Liverpool/West Brom, Newcastle/Stoke, and United/Everton. It's your weekly EPL thread, where if you aren't already drunk, you aren't trying hard enough  (bbc.co.uk) (377)


Wed April 11, 2012
(BBC) Cool Liverpool has a chance to stop its skid on Tuesday, while Arsenal, United, and City all are challenged with fence-swingers on Wednesday. Nothing more pleasant than a midweek EPL Discussion Thread  (bbc.co.uk) (274)


Sun April 08, 2012
(BBC) Cool Can Tottenham close the gap on third? Can Liverpool break out of their downward slide? Can Blackburn keep away from relegation? All this plus United and City both in action for the title race in this week's Premier League thread  (bbc.co.uk) (343)


Sun April 01, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Can Chelsea and Newcastle keep pace with Spurs? Can Mancini's band of morons keep pace with red-hot United? Can Fulham score a goal? It's your weekend EPL thread  (bbc.co.uk) (276)


Sat March 31, 2012
(QC Online) Sappy The oldest man in the United States, Shelby Harris, celebrates his 111th birthday today. Hopefully the nursing home doesn't throw him a surprise party  (qconline.com) (23)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Time) Fail Rick Perry gets a sobering wakeup call as the United States comes in at only 5th place in the world in executions behind China, Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Iraq  (time.com) (89)


Mon March 26, 2012
(ESPN) Cool It's a full slate of EPL games, kicking off with a huge dogfight between Tottenham and Chelsea and finishing Monday with Manchester United vs Fulham at 3PM EST  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (357)


Fri March 23, 2012
(ESPN) Cool United States shuts out Cuba. This is not a repeat from 1962  (espn.go.com) (18)


Thu March 22, 2012
(ABC) Dumbass Republican voter at Gingrich speech in Louisiana: "Obama is a Muslim and I believe that it's his policy to ruin the United States of America, do you agree?" Gingrich: "Good question...uhh...are there any other questions?"  (abcnews.go.com) (273)


Wed March 21, 2012
(ESPN) Obvious Patrick Vieira questions Manchester United's strength. Roy Keene seen plotting revenge  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (10)
(KATU) Stupid In an attempt to keep up with highly competitive industry standards, United Airlines announces three-day San Francisco to Shanghai route. Better pack a lunch or two  (katu.com) (45)


Mon March 19, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious Nice story about a flight attendant who has been working for United Airlines for 63 years. Coincidentally, the same amount of time since a United flight has been on schedule  (nytimes.com) (61)


Sun March 18, 2012
(BBC) Scary "The Chinese economy is more dependent on house building than the United States economy was before the sub-prime lending bubble burst in 2007"  (bbc.co.uk) (82)


Fri March 16, 2012
(UGO) Interesting The most evil regimes in fiction. Yes, the United Provinces from "Death Race 2000" are included  (ugo.com) (69)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Mercury News) Obvious Thanks to United-Continental merger, you can now spend less time flying to Hawaii and back than you do on hold waiting to make your reservations  (mercurynews.com) (34)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Politico) Cool The FEC finally gets around to fixing that whole Citizen's United thing  (politico.com) (75)
(Omaha World Herald) Hero Rev. Jane Florence of First United Methodist Church in Omaha: "It's a disgrace when Scripture is used to exclude and condemn and marginalize people"  (omaha.com) (206)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting It's curtains for the Lipstick Killer at 83, possibly the longest-serving inmate in the United States  (reuters.com) (71)
(YouTube) Obvious Fair and Balanced Fox News in 2008, making sure Americans understand the president has no control over gas prices, United States oil production makes little difference, and we should be promoting mass transit  (youtube.com) (128)


Thu March 01, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting Sheriff Joe discovers that the President of the United States is, in fact, black  (wnd.com) (511)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Smh.com.au) Asinine Despite not having broken any laws here in the United States, Julian Assange has a sealed (secret) set of charges pending against him  (smh.com.au) (174)
(NBCNewYork.com) Scary United Flight 5124 makes an emergency landing at Newark airport without its nose landing gear. The flight arrived at Gate 21.... 22.... 23.... 24  (nbcnewyork.com) (81)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Bill Pullman to play the President of the United States. This is not a repeat from 1996  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida THIS DAY IN HISTORY: On February 22, 1819, Spain prevented Ohio from getting its own tag by selling Florida to the United States  (theepochtimes.com) (31)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail If you are flying in a Cessna with 40 pounds of pot, you should try to stay out of the same air space as the President of the United States  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (47)


Thu February 16, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool 1 in 12 marriages in the United States are more open minded than President and Mrs. Obama's  (msnbc.msn.com) (151)


Mon February 13, 2012
(CNN) Fail United States now lags behind the rest of the world in math and science. However, U.S. teens can still kick any country's ass in "Grand Theft Auto"   (schoolsofthought.blogs.cnn.com) (117)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy It is the most watched match in global football broadcasting. It is the biggest match in England, between the two most hated rivals in English football history. It's Man United v Liverpool in this week's EPL thread. There will be blood  (dailymail.co.uk) (354)


Fri February 10, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious According to the United States Census Bureau, when a child is being watched by his father, that's a special "child care arrangement." When the mother is in responsible, that's the way God intended   (parenting.blogs.nytimes.com) (175)


Tue February 07, 2012
(NPR) Sad The man who tried to keep Challenger from launching that fateful morning has been reunited with the crew  (npr.org) (124)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Huffington Post) Scary While we're all distracted by the Republican primary circus, the Koch brothers quietly collect $100 million, $60 million of it from them personally, to defeat Obama in November. Thanks, Citizens United  (huffingtonpost.com) (300)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Slate) Spiffy The true hero in the grassroots fight against the Supreme Court's ridiculous Citizens United decision? That would be the one and only Stephen Colbert, of course  (slate.com) (83)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy The FA Cup rolls on today with a full slate of action, including a revisiting of the season's two biggest race rows. It's a west London derby with QPR v Chelsea and a massive Liverpool v Man United match up  (dailymail.co.uk) (273)

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