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33 headlines found matching 'UTC'
Mon October 20, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russia comes to the only logical conclusion in regards to the submarine spotted in Swedish waters: It belongs to the Dutch
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(53)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Let's hope he does a better Jobs than Ashton Kutcher
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(55)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against lying, pot-smoking, illicit maker and seller of semiautomatic rifles, and well-known open-carry advocate (see I said advocate, not nut. Not nutty nut nutcake. Nosireebob, there'll never be a problem with this guy, oh no)
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(37)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis introduce their newborn baby girl Wyatt to the world. Damn it Kelso. Wyatt's a dude's name. Dumbass
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(47)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin says the reason she's sometimes spotted without her wedding ring is because Alaskans are always "chopping wood or butchering a moose"
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(99)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(BBC America)
 
 
 
"Bolting-hutch of beastliness," "Filthy bung," "Dissembling harlot," "A fusty nut with no kernel." Shakespearian insults or Fark handles?
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(25)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hearing the global outcry for wider availability of airline food, it's Lufthansa to the rescue
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(64)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pearl-clutching parents petition Ben & Jerrry's over 'Hazed & Confused'" ice-cream name, and not for the reasons you're thinking
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(182)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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THE NIGHTMARE ON HUG SEAT: Japanese Manufacturer Unveils Anti-Loneliness Doll Chair That Hugs You. Yup. Totally Not Creepy Or Nightmare-Inducing. (Goodnight!)
 
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cloud predicts outcome of this week's vote on whether Scotland should secede from the UK (pic)
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(35)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(ITV)
 
 
 
You got to hand it to the Dutch: they are pretty darn creative when it comes to protests
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(48)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This year marks the 200th anniversary of the writing of The Star-Spangled Banner, 199th anniversary of people butchering it and taking 20 minutes to sing the last verse
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't have a lot of money but you want to go on vacation? Just create a dream holiday using Photoshop and Facebook like this Dutch student did
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(33)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dutch accident investigation says MH17 flight was normal until objects "pierced the plane at high velocity"
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(71)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Christ on a crutch, our children are just getting dumber and dumber
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(144)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Butch Jones hang on to his job longer than any UT coach of late? Do we miss Derek Dooley yet? Will Daniel Gray make the Vols regret red-shirting him? Will we ever forgive Lane Kiffin? It's Sunday night and this ain't the NFL. 7:00 p.m. ET, SECN
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(31)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drug conviction gets former Playboy bunny 6 years in the hutch
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(44)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutchman van der Sloot goes on hunger strike in Peruvian jail, warden says he's still paying for himself
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
350 years ago today, the Guinea anchored in New Amsterdam harbor and took over from the Dutch, beginning a centuries-long transition for the NYC metro area from Orange to orange
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two controversial calls happen on the same play, challenge ensues. Since it's the Red Sox, you can guess the outcome
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(26)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Hej Cyklist, Dutch speedometer will tell you how fast to ride on bicycle highway to keep hitting the green light
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(21)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Five likely outcomes in the Market Basket debacle
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(8)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"You Dutch? You want to know what happened to the plane? I tell you. It fell out of the sky. Just like that shiat happens"
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(61)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
AP: "BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Einhoven"
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Tue July 22, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When grandpa busts a move on the dancefloor just beware of flying crutches
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(10)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL season is coming. To prepare, here's a list of the clutchiest clutch QBs clutching it out currently in the league. Bonus: no slideshow
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(53)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dutch responsible for Bosnian massacre of Serbs in 1995
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(74)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Airbus cabin design team: "We feel the Dutch West India Company had the right idea"
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(191)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently the Dutch tore Argentinian Javier Mascherano a new one yesterday
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(17)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Newest museum in China is entirely devoted to the history and culture of those roast ducks you see hanging in every butchers' window in Chinatown
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(42)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Dutch goalie defends trash talk vs. Ticos
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(19)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not only did the 2004 Ashton Kutcher film The Butterfly Effect make money at the box office, someone is suing to try and take credit for the film
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(26)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dutch economy is mostly made up of cannabis and prostitution, with cheese a distant third
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(40)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Put that in your pipe and smoke it: Dutch company introduces world's first 'e-joint,' claims it is 100 percent legal, completely harmless and contains no dangerous substances like nicotine, tobacco or even THC
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