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Sat February 25, 2017
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Does the Trump/Russia scandal have the potential to reach a Watergate-level outcome? All signs point to "oh hell yes"
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dutch abortion boat detained by Guatemalan army. If only they'd had a rudder of some kind, they could have stayed at sea
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fifth-tier My Little Pony villain and outcast Keebler Elf Reince Priebus gets put on the spot by Chris Wallace over Trump's declaration the media is the enemy; "You don't get to tell us what to do"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hundreds of flying foxes die during Australian heatwave. Oh, poor cute foxes. Wait a second, those are giant bats. Aussies are an amusing bunch, aren't they?
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will Rick and his entourage escape Negan's clutches? Will Carol and Ezekiel come roaring to the rescue? Will the show tone down its bloody repetitiveness? Find out in Rock in the Road. It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republican U.S. Congressman from California holds town hall about the Affordable Care Act, with predictable outcome
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NYT discovers the ultimate outcome to the last 40 years of AM Talk Radio
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Sat February 04, 2017
(GoMN)
 
 
 
Whole Foods' Produce Butcher has the Internet laughing, even as the vegetables scream
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Here's what happened that time the Dutch secret service tried to recruit a Tor admin. Hilariteit? It voortgevloeid
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
North Korea: U.S. to suffer "catastrophic outcome" in March
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
"Ain't But One Way Out" - RIP Butch Trucks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After Trump reinstates the Mexico City Policy, the Dutch government proposes international fund to give women in developing countries access to family planning education and services. Rare dutch trifecta in play
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Dutch TV host gives Trump rudder directions on how to steer the great ship of state with his tiny, tiny hands. It's amazing. Believe me
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Mon January 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Milky Way contains as many as five stolen stars. Daily Mail blames black holes, brown dwarves and the Dutch
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
To save cyclists, councilor wants motorists to start using the "Dutch reach", which involves opening the car door using the opposite hand from the side of the door. Having your friend hold your forearm while you do it is totally optional
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Greta Van Susteren uses her first show to challenge outcast Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus by calling him out for blaming the DNC for the Russian hack
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dutch woman has lived in the UK for 24 years, is married to a Brit and has 2 British children. Post-Brexit, she applies for British citizenship, so of course the Home Office tells her to GTFO right now
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Twenty-six patients at a Dutch fertility clinic learn they may have been given the wrong sperm
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Wed December 21, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Recall issued for Old Dutch potato chips in Salmonella Cheddar and Sour Cream flavors
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the age-old battle of SUV versus mobility scooter, the outcome can only be Florida
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Tue December 20, 2016
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Stonehenge, Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well... is busy this time of year
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Alex Jones, Kanye West had to meet with Donald Trump so he could escape the clutches of the Illuminati
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dutch restaurant serves My Little Pony burger made from real horse meat. Well, a lot of Bronies seem to want to eat a Pony, if their fan art is any indication
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Cold Brew Coffee Maker. Self- contained, individual Japanese / Dutch style cold brew for coffee geeks. More flavors and less bitterness. Insert inappropriate "your mom" joke here. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Orioles decide that they're not interested in Jose Bautista because: A) he strikes out too much. B) he can't hit in the clutch. C) "our fans don't like him"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"Your instinct to blame everything on the media is a crutch," a fiery Chuck Todd scolds Kellyanne Conway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Active Shooter" didn't shoot anyone. Or have a gun. Was armed only with a car and butcher knife. Calls for common sense knife control expected right after retractions of "another active shooter" headlines
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you think this was bad, wait till the Dutch find out it was really rabbit season
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Outcast Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus says Trump is "absolutely willing" to close off all diplomatic ties with Cuba until they change their ways
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jill Stein's recount effort may seem like a long shot, but, let's just note that the Green Party candidate swinging the election in Hillary Clinton's favor would be just about the most 2016 outcome possible, sooo
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Butcher shows the correct way to assemble and sew together a turducken. Fark: SURROUNDED COMPLETELY IN BACON
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Mon November 21, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump has no baggage," says Dr. Henry Kissinger, who clutched his own magic murder bag and flew off into the sunset with his sinister umbrella
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Swinging the Rudder Around on cycling safety, MP proposes 'Dutch Reach' bill
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Three Dutch WW2 shipwrecks vanished from Java Sea bed. Divers say there are large holes, they cannot even find a rudder
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"I am upset over the outcome of the election and you should let me go home" said the woman who blew a .33 on the Wednesday afternoon after the election. It's going to be a long four years. Y'all need to pace yourselves
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gun store opens in wealthy NYC suburb. Pearls are clutched, area congresswoman promises unconstitutional legislation, and local soccer moms ponder the once-unthinkable notion of postponing their Pilates classes
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Dutch are torn about whether it's okay to celebrate Christmas in blackface as they traditionally do
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Outcast hobbit and fourth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus refuses to speculate on what position Donald Trump will have for him in his cabinet
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Thu November 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Dutch are also struggling with the biggest prison crisis in their history, because they've run out of people to send to jail
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Slate, Vice, and Votecastr will be projecting election outcomes of States before polls close today, prompting fears they will discourage voting later in the day
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So let's relive the incredible roller coaster that was Game 7, a game that finally lived up to the hype and had it all: clutch hits, home runs, rain, and unlikely heroes
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie turns to Christopher Chance to help extricate Wild Dog from Tobias Church's clutches. No word if Kelly Leak will make an appearance. 8 PM ET on CW
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Conservative Christians think "Liberal witchcraft" will determine the outcome of the election
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