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65 headlines found matching 'UTA'
Thu July 10, 2014
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Utah tries to appeal to gay marriage, because who doesn't want a dozen husbands telling you how terrible you dress?
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(23)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Congress is shut down until all the pollutants inside its halls can be cleaned up. Unfortunately this is not a metaphor
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Utah attorney general bangs Bible in rage as he vows to fight the repeal of gay marriage ban all the way to the Supreme Court. SCOTUS heard preemptively laughing
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(112)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Time)
 
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Baby on the way? Time to make a budget (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Thanks to all of you overachieving, overly competitive high school students who purposely took classes to pad your GPA: You and your hot-headed parents are causing more and more schools to get rid of class valedictorians and salutatorians
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
You are on the run for embezzling money from a power company you worked for in Canada. Do you A: Turn yourself in B: Keep running C: Go to work for a similar company in Utah and do the same thing
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(23)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kindergarten student in Utah beats entire school in spelling bee. Winning words were: "salt", "lake" and "polygamy"
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(19)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniels is shaping up to be shoo-in for the 2014 election cycle's Sen. Bluto Blutarsky Memorial "What? Did you say 'over'?" Award for Poor Sportsmanship
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(96)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Because Rhode Island doesn't have enough of a reputation for corruption, a convicted felon is now running for mayor of Providence. And will probably win
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(29)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kentucky Researchers discover Florida Man's kryptonite by synthesizing a "mutant cocaine-eating enzyme"
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(16)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
The first picture of Shredder from Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot has been released, and it's even worse than you'd expect
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(92)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Michael Bay to revise Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for accuracy; turtle power
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(18)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Utah has rejected 995 vanity plates for various reasons, including perceived obscenities and overt obscenities. Here's a look at what they found offensive
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(109)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un emerges from his lair, predicts six more years of brutal totalitarianism
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(86)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Check out the video goodness of the top ten most brutal, dramatic, and disturbing deaths of the Game of Thrones. So far that is
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(37)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember that 1918 flu pandemic that killed 5% of the world's population? Well scientists just made a mutant version of it. Sleep well
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(75)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When BP and Anheuser-Busch are worried about the effects of being associated with you will have on their reputation, perhaps it's time to reconsider your position
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(39)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah: "We shouldn't have to recognize the gay marriages performed during the window when it was legal because we don't know if they're legal." Federal Court: "They're Legal" Utah: *files appeal*
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Fri May 30, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp to star as Houdini. Apparently producers were impressed after seeing him make his career disappear right after "The Lone Ranger"
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(43)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Utah high school secretly photoshops yearbook photos to make female students "less sexy", because when you think of yearbook photos, the first thing you think is "sexy"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Animal caught in transformer causes power outage. Megatron, Richard Gere unavailable for comment
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(17)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
LGBT group demands apology for Utah Governor's "hate speech". This never would've happened with Randolph Scott ( ♫Raaaaaandoooolph Scooooott♫ )
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby would like a professional opinion from a certified comics nerd with a degree in mutantology: how much of the continuity of the previous X-Men movies is destroyed by the new one?
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(20)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Utah judge: I am altering this 16 year old's plea deal from 180 days in jail to 15 years in state prison. Pray I don't alter it any further
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ain't no meow-tain high enough: Adorable rock-climbing cat, Millie, loves scrambling up mountains and boulders in her native Utah, her highest summit consisted of five stages of climbing totaling 1000 feet (w/amazing pics, just in time for Caturday)
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Custody battles over a child are always emotional, brutal, soul-destroying ordeals. It's even worse when it's a custody battle over a child's ashes
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(54)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Obvious: Tom Hanks to star in upcoming Steven Spielberg drama. Spiffy: Written by the Coen Brothers
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(112)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Leduc RCMP looking for missing family member with reputation as something of an ass
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫California and Delaware, Rhode Island and Minnesota woohoo. New Jersey, Hawaii, Ohio and Illinois joining too. Utah and OOOOklahoma have the gays whistlin' down the lane. Kentuck Virgins and New Mex Tex and we're running out of space♫
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Sat May 17, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
In the wake of the botched lethal injection in Oklahoma last month, Utah has a suggestion: Bring back the firing squad
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Mutant super-rats tried to eat my baby" isn't an 'over the top' headline at all
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(33)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Commentary Magazine)
 
 
 
The most powerful case yet against crony capitalism, energy subsidies and big-bank bailouts, made by a) the infallibly awesome Paul Krugman, b) the magnificent Elizabeth Warren, c) horrible evil no-good Tea Party monster Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah)
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Tue May 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New overwhelming DNA evidence will not get this rapist to prison for brutal 1991 rape. Because Florida. That and the statute of limitations on the case has passed
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Years after the 2012 Election loss to Obama, Koch-sponsored conservative groups and think tanks are shocked at finding the reason: "Treating the poor like scum that should be brutally exterminated makes you look like monstrous a-holes and bad guys"
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Dude hits 409-yd drive to win "longest drive" competition. Did I mention his feet were amputated when he was 12?
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(20)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Family of Joe Paterno files lawsuit seeking to reverse $60M in fines and basically to have Paterno's reputation restored. The NCAA filed a 64 page response of "HAHAHAHAHA"
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(65)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Utah couple busted for having sex on church lawn while wedding was going on. They were charged with gross lewdness, and you'll see why
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Mon May 05, 2014
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah vanity plate fetishists can't have an "A55 0RGY" so it's even harder to slip one by the DMV: "literally had the envelope ready to stuff and somebody said whoa"
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Matt Smith isn't finished with time travel yet, signs up for three Terminator flicks
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Sunglasses synch with your phone so you can't lose them, attempting to defy the immutable law of inverse relationship between the price of sunglasses and the mean time 'til you lose them
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Sun April 27, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Baby safe after crawling across busy Utah street. Though to be fair, a "busy" street in Utah means three whole cars per hour have passed through
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kansas State runs 'Kaiden's Play' for young cancer patient Kaiden Schroeder during Spring football game. Damn the pollen in here is brutal. (video)
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mattel and Sony are working together on a live action Barbie starring as 'a modern-day Mary Poppins'. So let's start casting this film for them, who do you think would be a good fit to play Barbie
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Amazon)
 
 
 
One's career options are limited when one's name is Drupak Kunley and one's penis is known as the "Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom." One can be a rap artist or the patron saint of Buddhist Bhutan
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(17)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Britain's fearless mutant rat population is mutating, getting more intelligent at being able to not get caught
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(60)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The New York Police Department just got a, shall we say, brutal lesson in social media
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(120)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
How bad is the power outage in Kansas City? Their single season home run record is 36, set almost 30 years ago
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(69)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
"Christian-hating fascists"......are hell-bent on criminalizing Christianity and pushing to the fringes anyone who publicly acknowledges natural human sexuality and the age-old, immutable institution of legitimate marriage as created by God"
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
High mutation rates among animals explained by rock-paper-scissors theory. No cure for throwing a spock
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(7)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Seven babies found dead in Utah home (w/ "was that wrong?" mugshot)
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(220)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two martial arts heavyweights go toe-to-toe in possibly the most brutal match ever filmed
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(34)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"'Nymphomaniac: Vol I' is crazy. It's funny, it's lewd, it's disturbing, it's odd, it's extremely graphic, it's brutal. And if you can handle all that, it's pretty good"
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
When an organization exposes people to toxic pollutants without informing them of the risks, it's time to shutter that organization
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(285)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Former baseball star Lenny Dykstra has filed a lawsuit claiming the prison guards in the prison he was in brutally beat him, nearly as bad as opponents did to his Phillies teams
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(29)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but a bunch of security holes have been found in Java. If this keeps happening, Java's going to get a reputation
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(30)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cell phones give you cancer. New hotness: Cell phones give you drug-resistant mutant head lice
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(9)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The brutal ageism of the IT industry
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(217)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is... um, well, at least Megan Fox will be jumping on a trampoline at some point
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(143)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The war on pot is officially over now that Utah is allowing children there to use a marijuana extract for medicinal purposes
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Tue March 25, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The best way to describe the look of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is giant, galumping, green babies
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(38)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Christopher Reeves has been busted on drug charges in Utah wearing his signature Superman costume
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(23)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Noah" movie not biblically accurate, claims man who believes God sent his word in coded messages via golden plates to a Utah con man
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(72)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Firefly MMO will have players putting on their cunning hats and playing for reputation. What is reputation? Is people talking. Is gossip
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(112)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Google Chat outage frustrates all its user
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(27)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Utah claims gay marriage is just like abusing your employees, because reasons
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(57)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wi-Fi outage on your next United flight? Crew told not to announce that refunds are available
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(7)
 

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