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46 headlines found matching 'UTA'
Tue June 30, 2015
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
So, you thought body cams would deter police brutality, did you?
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that mercury emissions and other hazardous air pollutants from power plants are good for you and you should continue to choke on them
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Sun June 28, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What's killing newborn babies in Vernal, Utah? Frack if I know
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Sun June 21, 2015
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah minor league team cancels "Caucasian Heritage Night" in wake of Charleston shootings. In unrelated news, Utah minor league team was planning on celebrating "Caucasian Heritage Night"
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Thu June 18, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you've been arrested for having sex with your wife's Shih Tzu and the story makes the headlines and everyone in town knows about it, it doesn't help your reputation that much if police later say maybe you didn't do it after all
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Tue June 16, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Concerned its academic reputation is too revered, Cambridge is hiring a Lego professor
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Mon June 15, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You know how it goes: you have a promising career, and then after one off-the-cuff remark it's destroyed, your reputation is in tatters, and all you can do is cry into your Nobel Prize
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Fri June 12, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Border police in France told to say "Hello, thank you and goodbye" to tourists as the French try to drop the reputation that they are rude to visitors
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(Taste of Country)
 
 
 
An Outlaw Country music artist lives up to the reputation
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(37)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
There's an exploit in Witcher 3 allowing infinite money by slaughtering infinite cows. Does CD Projekt RED A) remove cows entirely B) make cow hides worthless or C) unleash a nigh-unbeatable mutant cow defender to protect the innocent bovine?
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Fri June 05, 2015
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Stephen King's The Stand to be borne as eight-part Showtime miniseries, then mutate into big-screen theatrical movie like some kind of weird entertainment virus
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Thu June 04, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Comcast sends $5 refund to West coast customers for internet outage. AOL to make a similar offer to all customers still waiting to watch the movie they've been downloading since 1999
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Tue June 02, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
KFC to Chinese businesses: "No, we don't raise mutant chickens with extra legs and wings. So please accept this $245,000 lawsuit with our best wishes"
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sues multiple parties $11 million for failing to warn him that butane is flammable
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Fri May 29, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cowabunga. Apparently this guy realllly loves 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' and ... not getting laid
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Tue May 26, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ken Ham has indisputable evidence that dinosaurs roamed with Adam and Eve
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Someone developed a a brutally honest food pyramid for every stage of adulthood. They aren't nutritious, but they reflect what is really consumed (except subby apparently is still only 30)
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gary Anthony Williams, best known for portraying a cross-dressing lawyer on Boston Legal, will slum it down and portray Bebop in Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: MORE EXPLOSIONS
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah residents buy twice as much candy as anyone else in the country: "We're Mormons. We don't drink alcohol, we don't smoke, we avoid coffee - but we certainly do sugar"
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Korea suffers their 15th major internet outage this year. Or as AOL customers call that, a pretty good week
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in three Russians believes the US is going to attack their country at any time because the US has a reputation for doing stupid shiat like that
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Orangutan feeds baby tigers while acting as their surrogate mother in footage even a flinty-hearted jerkoff like you has to admit is pretty damn cute
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
There go my dreams of mutant eight-legged caribou
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Of course, the perfect choice to play Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Proving the '90s didn't only suck for comics, Bill Clinton says America's criminal justice problems are directly attributable to his signing a crappy bill that had hundreds of machine guns and pouches for no reason
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
'Edutainment failed me.' Or, how learning to die of dysentery doesn't teach you how to get to Oregon
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man sues hospital after his leg was amputated and thrown in the garbage with his name tag still on it. Attorney for the hospital claims it won't stand up in court
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Charm City Wire)
 
 
 
Systemic poverty, Police brutality, riots. Now, David Blaine comes to Baltimore
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman catfishes seven Utah women. I am shocked Mormons would believe such a tall tale
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Thu April 23, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brutally honest obituary for dead daughter who died from a heroin overdose meant to save others lives from addiction
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springtime in Montreal --- 75,000 take to the streets to protest government austerity measures, tuition, healthcare... uh, public transport budgets, climate change... police brutality, milk prices
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Dread Central)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that Hollywood was out of ideas, get ready for Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre. Not only does it star Traci Lords, Dominque Swain and mutant prehistoric sharks, but the trailer is the apex of craptacular
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Thu April 09, 2015
(WKU)
 
 
 
100 million gallons of raw sewerage dumped into Ohio River after power outage at Louisville treatment plant. That's pretty crappy
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Scientists still haven't pinpointed the source of the giant mass of methane hovering over the Four Corners region of the Southwest. Arizona seen trying to blame it on Utah's dog
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Nigeria's new president promises to crush Boko Haram. Because if anyone knows about crushing people down, it's a former brutal military dictator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Utah man finds over $22,000 in a bag in the middle of the road and returns it to the owner
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Thu April 02, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Massive power outage causes widespread chaos in Turkey on Tuesday. Apparently people weren't expecting it since their usual power blackout days are Monday, Wednesday and Friday
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Sun March 29, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Think that last free throw was meaningless for Duke as it beat Utah in the Sweet 16? Thousands of gamblers in Las Vegas disagree - "When he made the shot, it cost me somewhere between $200,000 and $300,000"
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Old-school Minneapolis Laker and legendary Utah Jazz announcer Hot Rod Hundley dribbles out the clock at age 80
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leaked documents reveal Obama's "Jade Helm 15" invasion of the Southern US to conquer hostile Texan and Utahan insurgents and herd them all into FEMA Death Domes has been scheduled for this summer. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Utah man likes his face like he likes his baseball: COVERED IN BEES
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Is Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dead? It's complicated"
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Thu March 19, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists say orangutans may "lie" about their size. Orangutans claim the water was very cold
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Wed March 18, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett's last book will be a Tiffany Aching Discworld novel, featuring her dressed in power armor and a laser rife with a telepathic dog shooting mutated humans in the eyes. One hopes
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Sun March 15, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The 20 most over-rated actors are living on reputations no longer deserved. It's a pretty complete list. So, let the naming, shaming and blaming begin
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Wed March 11, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Utah lawmakers vote to allow execution by firing squad, refuse to provide a final cigarette because those things could kill you
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