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Headlines matching 'USC'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(TC Palm) Florida When your friend gives you a ride to work instead of your girlfriend, does your girlfriend a) say you made her look bad and try to run you over in an alley b) hit you with a jack c) burn your wardrobe d) all of the above. With luscious mug shot  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (100)
(LA Times) Spiffy After continued mouse to mouse resuscitation, Disney quarterly profits soar another 12%  (latimes.com) (4)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Politico) Silly Romney wins Facebook fan primary, submits self shot picture from bathroom in a muscle shirt with duck lips face  (politico.com) (7)


Fri February 03, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Sappy Busch Gardens welcomes ugly-ass baby giraffe to.....oh who are we kidding. She's adorable  (mysuncoast.com) (47)


Tue January 31, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely Why Boise State has problems recruiting blue chip players. Word "Idaho" strangely absent  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (59)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Science Daily) Interesting Life found on dead hydrothermal vents. Which makes them not so dead, Mr. Science-Pants  (sciencedaily.com) (22)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Salon) Sick Tuscon, Arizona is putting a wide range of books on the banned list--from The Tempest to Rethinking Columbus to textbooks about Hispanic history--as part of a statewide purge of Ethnic Studies programs in high schools  (salon.com) (572)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Discover) Interesting 20 things you didn't know about alcohol. You can stash it in your muscles, you can make it in your intestines, and you can find it in space  (discovermagazine.com) (30)


Fri January 06, 2012
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Arbeit Macht Thin: Dubai gym uses photo of Nazi death camp Auschwitz to promote weight loss  (nydailynews.com) (74)


Tue January 03, 2012
(ESPN) Spiffy Oregon Ducks end a 95-year Rose Bowl drought  (espn.go.com) (38)


Mon January 02, 2012
(WCIV) Amusing Man pays $3000 to have huge cock put on Corvette hood  (abcnews4.com) (88)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Seattle Times) Fail Nick Holt fired by UW, ready to start new career as an offensive coordinator   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (4)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting For the first time since your grandpa was a kid, the US exported more fuel than it imported this year. Let's take a victory lap  (old.news.yahoo.com) (93)


Thu December 22, 2011
(NJ.com) Spiffy 16-year-old girl who failed CPR class resuscitates 75-year-old heart attack victim. Imagine what she could have done if she'd passed  (nj.com) (97)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Fail The Buckeys get a one-year bowl ban. As if they'd be able to play in one next year anyway  (cleveland.com) (120)


Sat December 17, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Former Ark./USC QB Mitch Mustain's Mom to meet with the Commandant of the Marine Corps to determine if her son's "no-huddle spread offense" is a good fit for the Marines' "Locate, Close With, and Destroy" offense  (usatoday.com) (20)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Reuters) Unlikely Tea Party groups have evolved into increasingly sophisticated and effective network of activists. With helpful pic of what sophisticated, effective activist might look like  (reuters.com) (77)


Sun December 11, 2011
(YouTube) Obvious If you buy Juicy Fruit you will look big and muscular, be an awesome surfer, have a big wiener, and hot women will sleep with you  (youtube.com) (40)


Sat December 10, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting How do you spot fake online product reviews? Why not pour yourself a nice, refreshing glass of Tuscan Whole Milk, read this article, and find out?  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (78)


Fri December 09, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting MLB's new media dress code bans visible undergarments, tank tops, muscle shirts, short skirts. Among those not allowed in dugouts or locker room are Popeye, Lady Gaga, Superman  (espn.go.com) (54)


Mon November 28, 2011
(ESPN) Silly "I wonder if Tim Tebow is an Internet troll who grew huge muscles and became a football player and is currently engaged in an epic prank on the NFL and football media. I am a Tebowist"  (espn.go.com) (153)
(SeattlePI) Amusing Hope Solo: "I had too much muscle for 'Dancing With the Stars'." Also had trouble making the Kessel Run in under twelve parsecs  (blog.seattlepi.com) (120)
(ESPN) Cool Hey Ohio State, looking to hire a washed-up former UF coach for your team? Well congratulations, you just hit the jackpot  (espn.go.com) (33)


Sat November 26, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Can Alabama Usually Beat Us Red Necks again? Luck or the Irish? Will PSU bugger the Badgers? UCLA @ USC, OK? Virginny's at war, Oregon and Washington are like, divided, and WTF's an Egg Bowl? CFB Rivalry Week - Clean, Old Fashioned Hate  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri November 25, 2011
(SFGate) Obvious NASCAR fines Kurt Busch $50,000 for being Kurt Busch  (sfgate.com) (22)


Tue November 22, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Weird Women found to make up less than a third of all movie roles. The other two-thirds are played by Eddie Murphy  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (48)
(Science Daily) Interesting Gene tweaking makes muscles twice as strong. I'm not gonna tweak Gene. You do it. Go ahead. Do it. Go on. DO IT, YOU WUSS  (sciencedaily.com) (39)
(USA Today) Obvious Soccer is really catching on in the states  (content.usatoday.com) (162)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Marketwatch) Spiffy After some goofy years and with just a little mouse to mouse resuscitation, Disney profits soar 30%  (marketwatch.com) (18)


Thu November 10, 2011
(The Sun) Fail Woman wrongly given "do not resuscitate" tag in hospital. Whoopsie-daisy  (thesun.co.uk) (53)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Kyle Busch lost his damn mind at Texas. Again. Now has the rest of the weekend off to think about how to top it next year  (scenedaily.com) (118)


Mon October 31, 2011
(ESPN) Amusing PAC-12 refs to Lane Kiffin: "♫ You can't always get what you wanttttt ♫"  (espn.go.com) (69)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting 2,700 year old picture of childbirth found at Etruscan dig site, complete with inscription reading "GIVE ME MY EPIDURAL OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THAT FARKING STETHOSCOPE"  (sciencedaily.com) (25)


Wed October 26, 2011
(STLToday) Obvious Ticket scalpers outside Busch Stadium claim they don't make any money now that scalping is legal  (stltoday.com) (36)
(I Got A Rock) Asinine Food allergy jihadists set up alternative Halloween in abandoned parking lot in Tuscon. Naturally, they've outlawed costumes, pumpkins, and candy, but children will certainly thrill to the awesome spectacle of tar fumes and 120 degree heat  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (150)
(YouTube) Video The many deaths of Steve Buscemi  (youtube.com) (19)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting Computer scientists crack the Copiale Cipher, dating from 18th century Germany; are now working on other mysteries, including the unsolved Zodiac Killer ciphers, the Voynich Manuscript, and why "The Simpsons" is still on TV  (sciencedaily.com) (95)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Our long national nightmare is over: Notre Dame has found the right shade of gold for their football helmets  (chicagotribune.com) (23)
(ESPN) Florida Muschamp: look, motherfarker, I'm sorry. All right? Goddamnit  (espn.go.com) (17)


Mon October 17, 2011
(UPI) Interesting Researcher claims big tail muscle made dinosaur both speedy and bootilicious  (upi.com) (31)

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