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Wife of Pentecostal minister locks self in room for weeks to fast and be with God. Husband never bothers to check, since she was in the Lord's hands. Guess how that worked out?(foxnews.com)
Widow telling tragic story of husband's death to state legislature is actually illegal, unregistered lobbyist using husband's death for her own and others' financial gain(thenewspaper.com)
Roman Polanski's wife is very upset that her pedo husband has been jailed, interfering with his ability to keep her and their children rich beyond their wildest dreams(aolnews.com)
Brittany Murphy's sweaty, douchey husband finds out his name is in the will but only to point out that she isn't leaving him a pot to pee in. But since all the money's going to Murphy's mom, he will now move in with her(dlisted.com)
Family finds box containing mementos of their deceased mother's first husband, including his Purple Heart and Silver Star from Korea with letter signed by Harry Truman, and a photo of her with hole made by the bullet that killed him(helenair.com)
Apparently a backup camera is now considered a must have feature on new cars. Damn kids. Back in my day we were excited when a car came with air conditioning(autos.yahoo.com)
It turns out that the higher a person's IQ is, the more of a whack-a-doodle they become, like the Alabama psycho professor and her husband, both who sport IQs of 180+: "...they think differently than most people do"(blog.al.com)
Female readers in uproar after sex therapist tells them that the reason their husbands watch porn is because they don't put out, make him a sammich(southcoasttoday.com)
Shark attack victim was a veteran windsurfer, good husband to his wife, loving father to his children, pal to his friends, and chum to shark(cbsnews.com)
President Obama fulfills promise to eliminate corporate cronyism in federal government. Just kidding, his weatherization chief has been giving handouts to her business exec husband's tiny window company(townhall.com)
Why whipping the public into a frenzy with hype is a bad thing for a company and it's products, herein dubbed "The Apple Effect"(fiercemobilecontent.com)
Hot blond softball coach fired when school finds out her husband molested her when she was 14 and he was 39. (with "what was she thinkin'?" pic)(badjocksnews.com)
MSNBC tech gurus: don't buy an external hard drive--they're COMPLETELY obsolete for 2010. After all, there are online data storage alternatives that barely exist now and cost much much more(articles.moneycentral.msn.com)
Attention all state fair organizers, Lockheed Martin has introduced an Iron Clad "PC on a stick" featuring 8GB storage, 256-bit encryption, built-in virus protection, secure networking features(engadget.com)
Not news: Customer doesn't tip and complains pizza is cold. News: Guy then punches delivery guy, fracturing his skull. Fark: "My husband is in jail for no reason and that is not right"(suntimes.com)
Man takes two 12-packs from hotel store without paying. When hotel staff confronts man he collapses and dies. Wife is mortified and apologizes for husband's behavior. No, just kidding, she's suing hotel for unspecified amount(myfoxla.com)
Lucille Rembert started to cry as she looked down at her husband's grave; another woman had been buried next to him - in her spot. "I said, 'Oh no, not again...'. "(tampabay.com)
When the TSA said their bodyscanners don't save images, what they really meant is that your fat, naked ass will be all over the intertubes(technewsworld.com)
American aid worker trapped in the rubble of her house after the Haitian earthquake has been saved-by her husband. Which means he can leave his dirty socks anywhere he damn well pleases from now on(abcnews.go.com)
Wife rewires her husbands power tools so they will electrocute him because he is leaving her. I'm not sure "you're doing it wrong" fully covers the fail in that(accessatlanta.com)
USB-incompatible toddler upgraded from iCritical to iStable. Shocking new twist: parents claim USB cable was plugged into computer that was not powered on(timescall.com)
"This is where we've come as a society. It takes a conglomeration of external speakers, pillows and laptop cooling apparatuses to prop up our hapless "portable" computers as we wallow in our Snuggies and fat free comfort foods(engadget.com)
Facade: Tiger Woods takes time off to work on 'being a better husband, father and person.' Reality: Tiger and bimbo #1 Rachel Uchitel, are spotted holding hands at a Palm Beach party(nydailynews.com)
Brittany Murphy's husband calls drug, anorexia rumors 'crazy'. Because 'she was 32 and just died in the shower for no apparent reason' sounds SO much more sensible(abcnews.go.com)
Teresa Heinz says she's fighting breast cancer. Warns her husband not to take any pointers from John Edwards unless he wants a fourth purple heart(news.yahoo.com)
Andy Kaufman feared that his success would be fleeting and took on a second job as a busboy. Conan O'Brien, perhaps taking notes from Kaufman, is now picking up shifts at Best Buy(examiner.com)
"Hello, this is the Sheriff's office. Your husband is about to come home drunk with a gun and catch you with the pool boy. Just, you know, FYI."(kxly.com)
Rent-A-Husband founder faces fraud filing. Female customers thought they were getting something other than a guy who would just arrive, open a beer, watch sports, and hog the remote(wcsh6.com)
Wasn't "Julie and Julia" just an awesome love story? Now the author has a follow-up: She cheated on her loyal husband by having an S&M affair and then became a butcher(online.wsj.com)
Banks discover that consumers are reducing credit card use, turning to debit cards instead. Banks are so pleased that they invent new fees and restrictions to celebrate(money.cnn.com)
Proving that she absolutely cannot overcome any sort of addiction whatsoever, Amy Winehouse announced plans to remarry her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. That's all, folks(contactmusic.com)
Indian woman divorces husband after he banned her from watching soap operas. Her plans now involve falling in love with a mysterious doctor who will later turn out to be her previous husband's long lost half-brother(telegraph.co.uk)