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Mon April 14, 2014
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez's mother says she and her husband were "blindsided" when their daughter unceremoniously fired them as her management team, says she doesn't have much hope for what will happen in the rest home
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(38)
 
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Bride who pushed husband off cliff appeals her 30-year sentence, saying it's too steep
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(89)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow channels Norma Desmond, forces friends to watch all her films, former husband expected to become her butler
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(76)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Singing "Ding dong, the witch is dead" might seem appropriate when your mother-in-law passes away, but be advised it may not go over well with your husband
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(18)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
AJ Hawk: "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may sack the bride"
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(17)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman who blew off Jon Hamm on '90s dating show wouldn't trade her husband "for a thousand Jon Hamms." Don Draper wouldn't think much of your crappy tattoo either, lady
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(53)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Call the cops on your violent husband and they end up killing him? That's a suing. By the Deputy. Against your mother who wasn't even there (link replaced)
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(56)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dottie Sandusky is blaming the boys her husband raped. Must be working on a book
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(180)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newlywed who pushed husband off cliff gets 30 years to think about the gravity of her actions
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(81)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Drunk woman shows up naked to visit husband in jail. Look like he's going to be doing some hard time
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(59)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sappy: Widow goes through attic and discovers her husband's WWII uniform, medals, and other memorabilia. Scary: Memorabilia such as four live grenades
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(73)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to cut off her husband's penis after an argument. He still doesn't know what he said to make her go off half-cocked
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(15)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
260 pound woman decides surprise her military husband by dropping over 100 pounds while he's deployed to Afghanistan for a year. Story to the left, comments about how she now looks like a 12 year old boy to the right
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(170)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Tennessee woman high on marijuana drives her car through a church, hops out, and then stabs her husband for watching too much NASCAR. Your move, Florida Man
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(161)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember the Congressional stenographer who was carried off the House floor after yelling about Freemasons? Her husband says that "God was speaking through [her]"
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(125)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Grieving widow fined for drinking champagne at husband's graveside
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(26)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Apparently, while the ABC 20/20 anchor was in rehab, her husband took a few spins around the block
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(67)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chinese woman awaiting trial for hacking husband's penis returns to finish the job
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(36)
 
(Visor Down)
 
 
 
Wife forces husband to sell custom 300hp motorcycle he build himself to renovate the living room: "The selfish git has spent several kitchens turning this into an overpowered drag sofa. It is more than enough to cure the most rigid of constipations"
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(64)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman who set her husband on fire was "unhappy with her marriage"
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(94)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Elderly Alabama woman lived with her husband's corpse a month before she realized what happened. "First, he was all coughy, then tired, then sleepy, then stinky. I did compliment him on his weight loss"
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(34)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Man tests a 3-D printer target for home use, winds up printing out a giant pile of goo. "You'll never need one of these infernal machines at home"
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Sun March 09, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jim Belushi remembers his brother John and reveals a few things you may not have heard yet. "he was a piece of s--- to work with as a busboy"
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Fri March 07, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scorned wife exposes husband and his mistress by posting photos all over the woman's Walmart workplace of him and the woman having sex
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(60)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for choking your husband a week after getting caught making out with your brother while locked up for shoplifting isn't normal. But on meth it is
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(61)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man offers to kill acquaintance's husband-to-be for $1000 and "some sex." He didn't come through
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(50)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Woman sentenced to 20 years for firing harmless warning shot to ward off abusive husband gets new trial... where prosecutor will ask for 60 years instead of 20
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(207)
 


Sun March 02, 2014
(MSN Living)
 
 
 
I now pronounce you, like, husband and wife, man
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(25)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Bride insists on donut wedding cake "because my husband is a police officer". This should Code-4 well
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(34)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Loving husband draws wife 365 weeners. Come for Phallosaurus. Stay for Night Cocks (Not safe for work video)
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(42)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Ohio state assemblyman is a shoo-in for re-election as he's running unopposed. Correction: Ohio state assemblyman's wife is a write-in for election after her husband forgot a small detail
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Fri February 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The wife of Scientologist leader David Miscavige isn't missing. She's being held by force at a secret Scientology compound without contact with the outside world after questioning her husband's infallibility. See, very different
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Thu February 20, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Deserted wife discovers her missing and declared-dead husband has resurfaced after living in California for 20 years: "I will go at him for back child support, cat support, everything." Cat support?
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: after my husband and I moved we were welcomed with open arms by our new neighbors, but when it was our turn to host an event we deliberately excluded the two gay couples because Jesus, now everyone is calling us bigots WTH?
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Fri February 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boehner is getting blasted as too weak to control his caucus, but would it really be better if he was a cold, ruthless, mean-spirited, vengeful, harpy? Like, you know, Hillary Clinton? Whose husband had a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky, btw
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Thu February 13, 2014
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Rarely is the question asked: Is our husbands learning?
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(50)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"My husband went in for cancer surgery and came out a virgin"
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(59)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Women don't want to have sex with husbands who do their share of the housework. Of course, they don't want to have sex with insensitive husbands who don't do any housework. TL;DR: Married women don't want to have sex with their husbands
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(267)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
In Germany today, women who kill their abusive husbands are more likely to be jailed for murder than husbands who beat their wives to death, thanks to law passed in 1941. Gee... the more you hear about the Nazis, the harder it is to like them
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(134)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wife accused of assaulting husband with toast and butter. Authorities are hoping the violence doesn't spread
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(43)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One in five women say they were "deeply disappointed" by their husband's proposal, with most complaining the diamond ring was too small, the proposal wasn't romantic enough and it wasn't done on bended knee before an audience of all her friends
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(235)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
That wife who shot her husband and then stabbed herself in the head and told the cops he'd shot her? Turns out she's 68 and looks like an extra from The Walking Dead
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(16)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Italian teacher accidentally shows porn to a classroom full of 8 year-olds, which was on a USB stick from a child's mother labeled Girls on Film; it featured "graphic gang bang scenes" set to music from Duran Duran. Best Show & Tell EVAR
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(96)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese wives reveal oddest behaviors of their foreign husbands: "I found out my husband was secretly buying natto because he actually likes it"
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(77)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British dating site caters to women seeking part time lovers who like to spend their free time away from each other. In other words, a husband
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(47)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
"You know what would make Google Glass even better? Attaching a pencil-holder to it. Or a flower-pot." Google Glass's usefulness as a pickup tool drops rapidly to 0
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(86)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I gave my husband a kidney, then he dumped me... now I want it back"
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(78)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
IFixIt goes back in time and tears down the original Macintosh 128K
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(11)
 
(Go Lackawanna)
 
 
 
Ah, date night. Nothing like dinner, a movie, dropping off your girlfriend at her place, having her husband chase you through two counties and eventually running you off the road
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(29)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: My husband wants me to let him have affairs so he can be like Hemingway. Abby: Tell him it's ok, as soon as he becomes an alcoholic big game hunting novelist and then kills himself
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Wed January 22, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a new attempt to help the GOP in winning hearts and minds of 21st century American women, Steve Pearce (R) propagates that a wife is supposed to "voluntarily submit" to her husband
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(206)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
33-year-old woman tries to run down her husband at MLK celebration, pins him between two cars, threatens her 21-year-old son with handgun, and shoots her husband in the leg before fleeing the scene. FloridAristocrats
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(83)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeland Security detains man for 3 hours after he wears Google Glasses to the movies. Feel safer, citizen?
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(257)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner would like you to know she saw her husband in the bat suit and thought he looked pretty f--king good
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(93)
 


Sat January 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Indian minister's wife tweets about her husband's affair. She then mysteriously fell out of a window onto an exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
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Thu January 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The wife of Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill returns rental car and leaves an AR-15 on the backseat. Police say not to panic, the weapon has the same power and accuracy as her husband's throwing arm
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(471)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson, who started the sex tape craze with ex-husband Tommy Lee, is remarrying ex-husband Rick Solomon, who started the sex tape craze with Paris Hilton
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(33)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Since you're home all day this is a good time to fix the sink. You've been promising to fix the sink. Marge doesn't have to live with a sink like that. Fine, just sit there on your butt all day. Marge's husband doesn't sit on his butt all day
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Tue January 07, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Miss Venezuela and ex-husband slain during robbery in front of their five-year-old, who was last seen with a butler in a bat-infested cave
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore made her husband watch her films. No word on what he did to deserve the punishment
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(55)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It seems the wife of pilot who landed a single-engine Piper plane on the Bronx Expressway is soooo not happy about the husband's trip. Looks like there could be a crash-and-burn landing to their marriage
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Sun January 05, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently leaving a USB drive taped to the bathroom wall in an airplane will freak people out
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(87)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman files for divorce because she doesn't carrot all for the way her husband eats peas
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(53)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Even the bad guys are using two-factor identification these days: Gang of thieves used USB sticks to infect ATMS with Malware that would empty the machine if a special 12 digit PIN was entered AND an 8 digit RSA-like Key that only the mastermind had
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(42)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Medical community all abuzz over doctor who prescribes vibrators to cancer patients
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(14)
 


Mon December 30, 2013
(Web Pro News)
 
 
 
It was bad enough that Tori Spelling's husband was constantly demanding sex but he crossed a line when he actually started getting it
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(74)
 


Wed December 25, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who claims to have cheated with Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott says she feels that it was a mistake and that she made a horrible decision
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(23)
 


Tue December 24, 2013
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Husband wants pregnant wife removed from life support. Both are paramedics and had clearly stated their final wishes. Naturally Texas has a problem with this
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(180)
 


Mon December 23, 2013
(New Vision)
 
 
 
Woman wants spicier relationship with her husband, so she buys ingredients from a local herbalist and makes a potion, which predictably kills him. On the bright side, she's now single and can start dating around again
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(74)
 


Sun December 22, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Known ways for husbands and wives to bond: movies, golf, running a multi-state dog-fighting operation, dancing, etc. Tag is for the idea of golfing with your wife
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A woman dying of cancer writes a letter secretly and gives it to a friend to mail when her husband finds love again. Two years later the letter is mailed to a radio station and then it gets really dusty
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(70)
 


Wed December 18, 2013
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New Zealand researchers abandon study of whether husbands have happier marriages if they simply do whatever their wife says, after husband falls into deep depression within a fortnight. Married mods are too whipped to greenlight this
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(45)
 


Tue December 17, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A woman acquitted of murder after killing her ex-husband more than 20 years ago in Florida is now facing charges of trying to kill her adult son - with the same gun
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(24)
 

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