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Mon December 22, 2014
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New TLC Show: My Husband is NOT gay. Let us know how it works out for ya
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Thu December 18, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sexy psychologist decapitates her 'abusive' husband, chops up his body with a chainsaw then scatters the remains all across Mexico City... then takes a Ta Da bow to family and friends to make it seem like he was still alive
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Tue December 16, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who catches her husband cheating with her twin sister in a parked car springs into action and leaves them both stranded naked in the car park. (Not safe for workish)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elisabeth Hasselback uses Sydney hostage taking to justify torture. You know what's really torturous? Watching your husband play football. How the HELL do you miss that pass? HE WAS RIGHT THERE. God, it's like I'm watching the Jets
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Thu December 11, 2014
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Police break into home and shoot woman's husband to death in drug raid. But the good news is no drugs were found. So, no harm, no foul
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Wed December 10, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Queen Fabiola, Belgium's fifth queen dies at age 86. She is survived by her husband, King Fantastico and her children Prince Superbo, Princess Marvelina
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am nervous about Christmas this year because my husband is a terrible gift giver. And since a person shows how much they love you by the quality of gifts, if he gives me a bad gift I may divorce him. Is that normal?"
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snooki's husband pleads guilty to DUI two days after their wedding. Apparently someone didn't tell him that the auditions for "Jersey Shore" ended years ago
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Wed December 03, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Woman keeps her dead husband's corpse locked in their bedroom for six months while she and her six children wear black robes and pray to God for his resurrection. SPOILER: It doesn't work (brief hate speech from Kirk Cameron near start of video)
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Sun November 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bestselling author dumps husband after falling in love with one of her characters. That's a novel approach
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Tue November 18, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently at T-Mobile, it takes a lot of convincing the service help to make them cancel your dead husband's phone plan if you have to show up with his ashes
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman whose heart stopped beating for 45 minutes during childbirth brought back to life; husband expects never to hear the end of THIS one
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Fri November 07, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In some places you can get your dog fixed for free. In Florida, you can get your husband fixed for free
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: For the duration of our marriage, all my husband has focused on is 'writing his screenplay.' Said screenplay has never materialized, and it's become a metaphor for our marriage. Can I divorce him without remorse?"
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Thu October 30, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember the heart wrenching story about the terminally ill lady who was going to take advantage of Oregon's assisted suicide law after her husband's birthday? Well, she's not quite ready to get into the cart
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Husband refuses to wake up wife unless she signs an agreement
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Mon October 13, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Woman lives with her husband's dead corpse for nine months to fulfill his wish of letting birds eat his body: "So he wanted me to open the door so the birds could come in but the birds only got as far as the air conditioner,"
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Sat October 04, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doctor to expectant mom and husband: You might want to lay down for this news, you're having two, TWO sets of identical twins. Just a mere 1 in 70 million occurrence
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Fri October 03, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When your husband spends so much time in the bathroom that you need to buy him a cushioned toilet seat to prevent a backache, he's not "reading and doing his work"
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Thu October 02, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Police officer wins $500,000 plus indefinite paid vacation for using parking ticket to get revenge on friend's estranged husband
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Tue September 30, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann is "bored" with gay marriage. Well hey, you can only watch your husband suck down a corndog so many times until you just say "This is stupid and you're such a pain in the ass"
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best thing about having Kelly Ripa as your daughter-in-law is that sometimes she accidentally sends photos of her in her underwear to you instead of her husband
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Wed September 24, 2014
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
"The Hills" star Kristin Cavallari says she likes to be on top. That's just because her husband Jay Cutler is used to laying on his back
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Mon September 15, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
KFC Japan unveils KFC chicken keyboard to celebrate Colonel Sanders' birthday, will give it away as top prize to lucky contest winner. Other prizes include chicken USB memory stick and 3D-printed chicken earrings
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Django Unchained actress "detained" and cuffed for kissing husband while black. Fark: That is exactly what happened. Ultra-Fark: That is exactly what happened. Obvious: That is exactly what happened (Some Not safe for work content in article)
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers determine that a wife's happiness is more crucial than her husband's in keeping marriage on track. Geez, after 39 years of marriage, Subby would've told them that for free
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Fri September 12, 2014
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Woman accuses husband of cheating, beats him with metal pipe then runs over family dog. Yes alcohol was involved. (tag is for dog)
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was a beautiful, sexy woman; men wanted me. My husband ravished me. And then, I got pregnant. Now I look like a troll. Is it right to blame my child for this?" Certainly we have no problem believing you're a troll
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Husband calls his wife's cell only to have Derek Jeter answer. You'd better hope a gift basket doesn't show up on your doorstep, buddy
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Fri September 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Barclays promises finger vein scanners are safe and biometric details will not be revealed to hackers the moment the system goes online
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Thu September 04, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
New mother vows vengeance on social media after Big Woody's bar kicks her out for having a shot and a beer with her husband while breast feeding. Social media wants to know who drove them home
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Tue September 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New letter up for auction shows that young Robert Kennedy was afraid his brother John would be killed at any minute... and that was just by angry husbands
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