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Fri July 22, 2016
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager: Women will vote for Trump because they're scared their husbands will make as little as they do
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Thu July 21, 2016
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Idiot Trump delegate wants to put Hillary in front of a firing squad. Apparently Not News: Idiot Hillary delegate actually shoots husband, charged with attempted homicide
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my husband has lost all trust in me because I'm a harlot who has been having hot sex with my personal trainer....why?
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Sat July 16, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore files for divorce after her husband finally saw 50 First Dates
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I want to leave my husband and start a family with my gay best friend, whom I am deeply in love with. And he's on board; we would be the perfect family. Great idea or greatest idea?
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Sun July 10, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Iowa woman charged with assault after beating her husband with a snow globe. Wait, Council Bluffs? That explains it
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Wed July 06, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If you wanted to do some damage to your estranged husband and his house, there are better vehicles to use instead of your Prius
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was at a BBQ with my family. I am a biracial woman raised by white parents. My uncle, who makes Trump look like Sanders, was there. He mocked my daughter's race. My husband punched him and my family is mad. Who's right here?"
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's big decision - Which political figure will help her carry more states? Obama or her husband?
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Husband of mantis-woman and Governor Lapdog are the finalists in the Trump veepstakes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former supermodel claims she needs $262 million from her ex-husband to live the lifestyle she is accustomed to, not counting $83 a year just for food
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I want to adopt. We've discussed some details-gender, age, foster care, race. Neither our parents nor us care about race, but I have a family of racists. Should we adopt a minority baby to force them into tolerance?"
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Wed June 29, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley could not help falling in love with her fourth husband, files for divorce
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you've got the cool teacher if over the summer she was arrested for threatening a strip club bouncer and drove the getaway car as her husband fired a shotgun at the establishment
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Husband and wife who report for competing TV stations eventually become the story as their four-month-old baby is found with cocaine in its system
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ladies, remember those good old days when you did everything, while your husband read the paper? Whackjob Christianity wants you to experience shutting up and doing what you're told - just like in the good old days. Available at any church nearby
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Eater)
 
 
 
1) Cut a hole in a box. 2) Put some KFC and a 6100mAh battery and a USB port in that box. 3) Wait, what the actual fark? And that's the way you do it
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman takes funny photograph of her 3-year-old daughter standing on a toilet and gets ready to send it to her husband for a laugh until her daughter says that she learned in school what to do if she is stuck in a bathroom and someone starts shooting
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: After learning of my affair, my husband wants to end our marriage. Despite my plea to reconcile, he wants to push forth. But my work doesn't offer health insurance; I use his. Can I delay the divorce until I secure employee benefits?"
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Sun June 19, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey confused by ex-husband Nick Cannon's complaints, says he's always had access to the twins and can see them anytime he wants
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, my husband saw a news story about a naked guy falling from a balcony and won't stop cracking dark jokes at naked guy's expense. I'd like him to stop because I'm cheating with the naked guy who is my boyfriend. What should I do?
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says Donald Trump knew attacking Hispanic judges was wrong. The busboy at his table listened halfheartedly to Carson, then proceeded to post the nutjob's rantings on Twitter
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Wed June 08, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Usually when you disapprove of your daughter's choice of husband you get drunk at her wedding and insult your in-laws. But hey, that's not how they roll in Pakistan
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Mon June 06, 2016
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
This woman helped her bookkeeper husband steal from Joe Piscopo once... ONCE
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby's husband had to have emergency open chest surgery last week b/c of an aortic aneurysm. He is up and walking w/a giant stapled incision from the neck down past the ribcage. Need tattoo suggestions to cover that are creative
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Woman who pushed husband off cliff in Glacier National Park appealing to U.S. Supreme Court, not at all appealing to future boyfriends
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
My bff has a wonderful husband that she is suspicious of and doesn't appreciate. She just called and 'forbade' me from meeting him for lunch. What do you do when someone you care about starts to self-destruct?
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Sat May 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans propose that men be allowed to "lightly beat" their wives if they defy their husband, refuse sex, or refuse to bathe after sex or their period
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rockies broadcaster makes a nice grab on a foul ball without leaving her seat. Her husband: "That's why I married her - great hands"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Man not indicted for stealing a trailer. News: Man's wife is a state representative and he is the head of state dairy association. Fark: Man is named Stan Butt, husband of Sheila Butt
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Surely my husband's own vice-president will endorse me over that socialist. Uh, no
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Johnny Ramone's widow buys his guitar at auction, says she will do something with the instrument that had never been done while her husband was alive. Tune it up?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alabama woman kills her husband's chihuahua and uses its remains to stage a miscarriage after faking her pregnancy for 7 months
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TarDisk 64GB - expand your MacBook Air's hard drive. Just insert this card into the SD card slot. *Deal missing additional USB SD card reader for alternative SD card-reading needs. Otherwise pretty damn cool. (Sponsored Link)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman builds pyramid, mummifies husband, and buries him there. OK, maybe she didn't build it. And not exactly a pyramid. A shed
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Celine Dion regrets not granting husband's final wish. ______ ?
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I both have Facebook, and I use it more than him. it would make me feel special if he'd write a post about me; it would mean a lot. He refuses because he say doesn't need to put those things on Facebook. Is he wrong?"
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Burlington College in Vermont closes after Bernie's wife ran it into the ground; in response, Hillary's husband promises to open the Chappaqua Institute For Wayward Cheerleaders in early 2017
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Fri May 13, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Isn't love grand when wife testifies in court her husband didn't really mean to walk up to her vehicle, try to shoot her in head as she picked up daughter from work in hospital parking lot?
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Thu May 12, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton's husband shuts down vulture fund after losing 90% of his investors' money
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(Google)
 
 
 
My mother married her second husband's father - Does anyone else have odd family?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
My normally normal husband wants to take our 6yo daughter to a violent and redneck monster truck show. I say no way. Wut do?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How many pillows should be on your bed? Husbands and wives engage in the great pillow fight
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, my husband and I hit a low point in our marriage; I had an affair. Now, he wants to use that to blackmail me into an open marriage so he can cheat with a clean conscience. It will fail worse than polyamory. What do I do?"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson is pregnant at 49 with her first child, and her husband looks...ambivalent
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 50 years of marriage, reclusive husband Carl Dean still gets Dollywood
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz finally denounces the allegations that her husband is the Zodiac Killer. Which is exactly what the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Hi I'm producing a documentary to heroize the man that murdered your husband in cold blood, would you like to be in it?
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Anand Tech)
 
 
 
The standard 3.5mm headphone jack is obsolete. Intel proposes DRM-compliant HDCP over USB3, because making everyone buy new headphones, cables, and car stereos with Intel chips would place an Intel DAC closer to the speakers. Yeah, let's go with that
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Widows have less stress and frailty than women whose husbands are still alive. And everyone thought that Hillary Clinton was looking so tired and worn from her presidential campaign
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Insider trading: it's okay when Pelosi's husband does it
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"My husband said, 'look, we've got a visitor' and there he was walking into the house through the garage"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More husbands negotiating with their wives for the right to cheat. Also known as "The Bill Clinton Clause"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman gets off after being accused of beating husband upon finding his dildo
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Identical twin sisters and their identical twin husbands all undergo plastic surgery because they can't tell who is married to who
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
People will pick up and use almost 50 percent of discarded USB drives they find on the street, study finds
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Husband obviously got his inspiration from Kathy Bates and the movie "Misery" when he tied his wife to a bunk bed and smashed her ankles with a hammer so she wouldn't escape
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Apple Pi
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon bans crappy USB-C cables after complaints of them frying people's devices. Maker's Mark still allowed near Fark servers, though
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Miniature Linux Computer for quite a few possibilities. What can you make out of this? Why, I could make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl... (Sponsored Link)
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