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Headlines matching 'USA TODAY'

Thu February 09, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Toppling TVs have crushed four Chicago children since October, so clearly it's time to start putting warning labels on these Doom Tubes and maybe start requiring protective gear to watch them (usatoday.com)	(129)

Fri January 27, 2012

		Want to heat a room, but can't tolerate those icky $20 space heaters? Has Dyson got the product for you (usatoday.com)	(85)
		Orlando Magic take revenge on injured Celtics after Wednesday's embarrassing 31 point loss. Just kidding - they lose again by blowing a 27 point lead and scoring only 8 points in 4th quarter (usatoday.com)	(20)

Thu January 26, 2012

		The elite liberal MSM media spent most of its coverage of the Keystone XL pipeline regurgitating energy industry propaganda (mediamatters.org)	(74)
		Jimmy Buffett has finally launched his "Margaritaville" online social game, and this USA Today reviewer is quite frankly shocked by the rampant commercialism in it. Commercialism. In Margaritaville. Well, I never (travel.usatoday.com)	(59)

Fri January 20, 2012

If you're angry about how little Mitt Romney pays in taxes, what that probably means is that you don't have the deep, thorough understanding of "tax rate" vs. "tax bracket" that USA Today can give you (usatoday.com)

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Sat January 14, 2012

Today's Manufactured Conservative Outrage is *shakes 8-ball* Obama wants to help teenagers get summer jobs. Wait.. what? Seriously? This is a bad thing now? (mediamatters.org)

(220)

Thu January 12, 2012

You always pay full price for the first. The second's just a little bit cheaper. But after that...hey, bargain city (usatoday.com)

(51)

Wed January 11, 2012

		There's been a huge rise in the number of civilians killed or wounded by gunfire as a result of quasi-military police raids, which is naturally leading police to question the tactic. Fark: Because cops might get hurt, too (usatoday.com)	(133)
		Sketchers swaps one tramp for another in their Super Bowl ad (reuters.com)	(5)

Thu January 05, 2012

		If you were planning on spending $3.5 million for a 30 second Super Bowl ad this year, you're too late (usatoday.com)	(64)
		After getting behind the latest front-runner and only finding santorum, the Tea Party is left unsatisfied and still searching for a unifying candidate (usatoday.com)	(36)

Sat December 31, 2011

(Some Guy)		About That Santorum Surge. Let's cover it with some restraint and self-awareness (cjr.org)	(50)
		Prison inmates have registered with the IRS as tax preparers. Will take payments in cash, candy bars, cigarettes (usatoday.com)	(27)

Tue December 27, 2011

Who is more anti-science, Republicans or Democrats? Correct (reason.com)

(190)

Thu December 22, 2011

Studies confirm that the man tweeting next to you as the plane rolls down the runway would rather all of you die in a fiery crash than have the world be denied even 5 minutes of his 140-character wit (travel.usatoday.com)

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Wed December 21, 2011

Unlike American football, Europeans don't need to stomp on someone to get suspended. Name calling will do it (usatoday.com)

(93)

Mon December 19, 2011

		Good news, everybody. USA Today has released its annual "I'm a social leper with no communication skills and need advice on how to handle even the most simplistic issues" advice column. Not that anybody here needs that, of course (yourlife.usatoday.com)	(37)
		Yes, it's here: the article linking Christopher Hitchens and Tim Tebow (usatoday.com)	(45)

Sat December 17, 2011

Former Ark./USC QB Mitch Mustain's Mom to meet with the Commandant of the Marine Corps to determine if her son's "no-huddle spread offense" is a good fit for the Marines' "Locate, Close With, and Destroy" offense (usatoday.com)

(20)

Fri December 16, 2011

Live updates on the Penn State hearing. Author will need to speak to father before posting updates to a second hand source (content.usatoday.com)

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Thu December 15, 2011

Pentagon official confirms that Iran's captured stealth drone is a fake (usatoday.com)

(207)

Wed December 14, 2011

		FAA: iPads safe for use in cockpit, still not safe for passengers because of 'interference' (travel.usatoday.com)	(336)
		"In the dozen swing states where voters will decide the 2012 presidential election, a new Gallup/USA Today poll shows President Obama losing to the current Republican frontrunners by significant margins" (foxnews.com)	(236)

Tue December 13, 2011

		USA Today adds Fark.com to their blogroll. WOO-HOO (content.usatoday.com)	(31)
		Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets. Allow me to repeat that: Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets (usatoday.com)	(142)
		Lindsey Vonn watched the Tebows beat the Bears in a luxury box with Tebow's family, saying they're "just good friends." If Tebow loses his virginity to Lindsey Vonn, there might be something to this Jesus business after all (usatoday.com)	(174)

Mon December 05, 2011

A look back at silicone bracelets and the great democratization of philanthropy they brought (yourlife.usatoday.com)

(60)

Tue November 22, 2011

After you acquire truckloads of money and fame as the star of L.A. Law, what do you do? Well, you lose your mind and spend your money on snow globes. Eight thousand of them (usatoday.com)

(53)

Mon October 31, 2011

If you guessed two months in the office pool for how long Kim Kardashian's big ass wedding with Kris Humphries was going to last, step up and claim your prize (content.usatoday.com)

(168)

Tue October 25, 2011

Texas holds 'em. Rangers go up 3 games to 2 (content.usatoday.com)

(81)

Mon October 24, 2011

Cardinals become Texas toast in Game 4, Series even 2-2 (content.usatoday.com)

(69)

Mon October 17, 2011

		Las Vegas Indy 300 drivers had safety concerns. Specifically, fiery crashes (cbsnews.com)	(104)
		Dan Wheldon's thoughtful USA Today column from yesterday, bittersweet in the face of today's horrific crash. "As long as I can find some speed and keep up with the pack, I'll do everything I can to put on a show" (usatoday.com)	(100)

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