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148 headlines found matching 'USA'
Wed July 23, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US inflicts more spam on the world than any other nation. USA USA USA
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(12)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Poll reveals U.S. is number one in climate change denial. USA USA USA USA
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(111)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Petty: A mother and a woman at a supermarket argue over the woman's refusal to apologize after bumping toddler with walker. Stupid: Woman threatens a "slow and painful death." Fark: The threats were to the toddler
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(102)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Vladimir Putin called He wants his warships (Featured Partner)
 
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
More than 30 years ago a World War II veteran began building and maintaining hillside cross made up of thousands of stones, all hand-placed to honor his fellow veterans who never made it home. Now a 15-year-old boy is fighting to keep the area intact
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(64)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The US stock market continues climbing ad infinitum thanks to companies, among other things, being their own biggest stock purchasers, in turn helping the USA climb back into its third largest stock bubble in history
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(61)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
18,000 Microsoft employees facing the Pink Slip of Death. Microsoft still expected to apply for thousands of H1-B visas next year and swear they can't find any skilled workers in the US
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(96)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today was all excited and cheerleady about Archie Andrews PC ending, and then his last words reminded everyone that he is Archie Andrews
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(83)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
A literary travel guide to the USA - book fans won't have been this excited since they heard Dan Brown had stopped writing
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic faces something of a crisis in his career: by the time he can get an album out the old-fashioned way, a thousand amateurs have posted their own song parodies to YouTube
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(141)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
45 years ago, at 9:32 AM EDT, Apollo 11 lifted off carrying Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins to the moon. And that wasn't just a euphemism for spousal abuse, as it had been in the past
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(51)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Giant Austrian sausage stolen. Or maybe just hidden?
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(42)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
So Cena is champ again, Daniel Bryan is hurt CM Punk is not coming back. But that doesn't stop the fWc. Are you ready. No, I said ARE YOU READY? It's time... for.... a likely terrible episode of Monday Night Raw (8PM EST on USA)
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(1334)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like eleventy thousand kids atend unproducktive schools
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(32)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best Korean advances to World Cup final. Most Glorious Exalted Leader Kim Jong-un has already scored 32 goals in the first 2 minutes over the capitalist dogs
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(28)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rain cancels the taste of Chicago, sparing thousands from having to try and stomach Chicago-style casserole and hot dogs that don't even have ketchup on them
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(121)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Going to the gym raises your GPA, announce scientists from the Institute of Correlation Is Causation
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(27)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FOF (Friends Of Fark) Bret and Mary's travel blog is competing in a USA TODAY top 10 poll. Normally subby wouldn't troll here for votes, but they're currently in second place, and only the power of FARK can make the difference now
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(18)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British taxation is killing North Sea oil extraction, says noted anti-tax crusaders at...Obama's Energy Department?
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(27)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hid your jar full of change a couple thousand years ago and can't remember where, we've got some good news for you
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(42)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
After criticism that her high speaking fees are taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from suffering colleges, Hillary resolves the issue by donating that money to her own foundation
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(70)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Steve Miller's Livin in the USA is still relevant. Happy 4th
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(15)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The science behind sparklers, to give you something to think about this evening when you're dancing around with eight of them and giggling like a little girl
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(6)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: USA WEEKEND - Show us your holiday cookouts and red/white/blue creations. We've got a whole weekend so you've got plenty of time to get it right. Show us them vittles
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(85)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Weekly Breaking Bad marathons coming to AMC. At least they're not yet like USA, who are nothing more than the Law and Order: NCIS channel
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(53)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands of bags go missing for 53 hours on a British Airways flight. Or as United passengers call 53 hours, a brief layover
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(7)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
What do you do when you inherit something that you don't want? Difficulty: Dragons. Several thousand of them, to be specific
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(47)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(FIFA)
 
 
 
I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. The Round of 16 concludes with Messi vs. the Swiss at noon and Team USA battles Belgium at 4pm
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(2589)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Klinsmann has criticized the appointment of an Algerian referee for the match against Belgium, maintaining the Belgians will be able to communicate better with the referee as they both speak French. This is 'Merica, the ref should only speak English
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(67)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kelsey Grammer is correcting grammar usage on Twitter
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(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Support Team USA, boycott Belgian Waffles." So sayeth Waffle House, so shall it be done
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(76)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Englishman in New York wants USA World Cup run to end. "Costa Rica's progression to the very last stages of the World Cup would be incredibly romantic. The USA's would be deeply troublesome. They don't deserve it, not for at least another 48 years"
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(47)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Descrier)
 
 
 
Wimbledon women forced to play bra-less due to dress code violations. Thousands of men immediately pray for rain
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(37)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eleven years, over one hundred thousand lives, and $1.7 trillion later, the Iraq War looks a lot more like Vietnam than most of us are willing to admit
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(265)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How high's the mercury, Momma?
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(85)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. USA and Group G at noon with Group H and the end of the group stage at 4pm on fateful Day 15 of the World Cup
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(1783)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Which country, other than the hosts, sold the most World Cup tickets? More than Argentina, Germany and England combined. USA USA USA
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(99)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While lamenting the lack of sausage treats in the studio, Rush Limbaugh calls blacks who voted in the Mississippi Republican primary "Uncle Toms" and says black people should never Republican
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(129)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' actress says her character is dead and even the cries of a thousand nerds can't bring her back
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(139)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonicht ist der nicht. See Roman Reigns continue his journey to the WWE title. WWE RAW on USA Network live at 8PM
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(1742)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Church gives away two deadly AR-15s to people who have "found Jesus in their hearts." And the church's pastor says he would "give away a thousand more to people who followed Jesus"
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(245)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(FIFA)
 
 
 
I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. Belgium-Russia, Worst Korea-Algeria and the USA looks to advance on Day 11 of the 2014 World Cup
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(1955)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Anti-gay rally happening on National Mall RIGHT NOW, Conservatives estimate turnout in the 3-6 million range. Uh, no wait. 3-6 thousand. Uh, hundred? OK, OK dozen
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(222)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Access North GA)
 
 
 
Residents of Georgia urged to be patient with Canada geese as hundreds of thousands of the squawking, crapping shiatbags invade the state for their annual June-July molt, during which time they can't fly and can't be shot
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(67)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert was every USA soccer fan last night and it was perfect
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are one of the first thousand who can listen to an eccentric Chinese billionaire sing his own rendition of We Are The World, then you can get a free meal at a top New York restaurant
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(13)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
20 years ago today in NYC: Following the Rangers Stanley Cup victory parade up Broadway,thousands of Knicks fans in bars around the city lose their shiat as TVs show a slow moving white Bronco in LA in lieu of Game 5 of the Finals
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(44)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So it may not be the Whitey Tapes but it turns out that Hillary defended a child rapist. It is as if a thousand Republicans all gasped...and quickly wiped themselves
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(119)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Miss USA cannot name the capital of her home state Nevada and like such as
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(142)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Heath Slater and Hornswoggle continue on as 1 & 1/2 Man Band since Jinder was Hindered and Drew's dreams have been broken? Is there anything left to care about with Daniel Bryan out? It's the JTG memorial episode of WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(1941)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. Germany-Portugal, Iran-Nigeria and finally USA look to get by Ghana in the Day 5 World Cup Thread
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(2170)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nobody's buying sausage pizza anymore in NYC. The sausage slice has been replaced by buffalo chicken and pineapples, artichokes and ziti
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(148)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema, The Longest Day, 1962 - You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got? Well, they've got them
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(26)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas officials think a distillery is incompatible with a historical golf course. Thousands of Scots beg to differ
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(12)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
If you live in the US, come on in and cheer on Team USA as they defeat the world. If you're from anywhere else, come have a reasonable discussion on futbol. It's your 2014 World Cup discussion thread. Opening ceremony at 2, fun starts at 4 ET
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(1023)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Strip clubs in NY paid strippers to roofie patrons, and run up tens of thousands of dollars on the customers' credit cards. I don't think I want to live in a world where we can't implicitly trust strippers anymore
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(53)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
Men who have a low sperm count urged to keep their hands off the sausage
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(17)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan is out. The Wyatt family no longer has the whole world in their hands. We can no longer believe in the SHIELD. Ziggler won't show-off at MITB. I guess we'll just have to cheer for John Cena, tonight on Raw (8pm EDT, USA)
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(1170)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Miss Nevada Nia Sanchez crowned as 63rd Miss USA, and yes, she is like, totally hot
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(93)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Government rules cheese can't age on wooden boards - and that Americans can't import cheese from Europe that was aged on wooden boards in methods used for thousands of years
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(285)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
France bombs the Statue of Liberty in NY harbor with one million red rose petals. Thousands in the crowd below mangled with beautiful red affection because of the touching D-Day tribute
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(67)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vertu introduces the $10,750 smartphone. Or when used with AT&T, a ten thousand dollar paperweight
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(22)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot has heart attack during flight with 130 passengers. Luckily for him one was a USAF B1 pilot, and another one was a nurse who saved his life. Twin Hero tag beats Scary tag this time
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(135)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Is Bootista's blue period going to last? Did Demonkane's Hellfire and Brimstone help Stephanie McMahon dry off after her accident? Will every PPV match be restaged once again for WWE Monday Night Raw at 8 PM on USA?
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(1661)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sheep World Cup held in Colombia, with animals dressed in colors of Brazil and Colombia taking part in soccer game. Reports say the sheep were better at soccer than Team USA is expected to be
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(11)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's spend a night on the world's most haunted island. Don't mind the thousands of bodies beneath you
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(55)
 
(USA Rugby TV)
 
 
 
What better way to spend the day than watching rugby? It's the 2014 USA Rugby Men's and Women's Club National Championships streamed live from Madison, WI. LGT USA Rugby TV coverage
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(8)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC Doubleheader: Fight Night 41 with Munoz vs Mousasi. Prelims at 12:30 ET, main card at 3 PM ET, both on Fight Pass. Fight Night Brazil: Miocic vs Maldonado, Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 Prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET
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(211)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Every time PETA cranks out a bullshiat claim like milk causes autism, ten thousand farkers order the veal osso buco
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(168)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois demonstrates its superior compassion in health care by spending $12 million on care for dead people, and will deal with this by trading the corpses to New York for several thousand Democratic voters to be named later
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(46)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
I thought Breatharianism was just some joke Warren Ellis made up to squelch Spider Jerusalem's attempted dinner date in Transmetropolitan. Apparently this kind of crazy actually exists in our world
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(25)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
An evil, giant, anthropomorphic lobster. Water molecules. Covalent bonds. Students in detention. And....SCIENCE. A Tokusatsu, Power Rangers, 1990's throwback short film of awesomeness
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(5)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will this be the week Daniel Bryan is stripped of the title? Is Alicia Fox going to be a heel or a face? Has Zack Ryder been demoted to permanent bunny duty on this hustle, loyalty, and respect filled Memorial Day WWE Raw? (8 PM on USA)
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(1583)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
Excitable soccer announcer Ray Hudson has some thoughts on Landon Donovan not making USA World Cup team
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(38)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme Japan unveils World Cup doughnuts. Japan gets green tea, France gets creme brulee, Brazil has mango passion donut, and USA has lemon cheesecake donut with vanilla cream cheese filling, topped with lemon creme and crushed graham crackers
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(23)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sick worker at Red Robin in Missouri has exposed thousands to Hepatitis A
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(145)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Walt Disney's grandkids are fighting over a $400 million fortune. Come for the accusations of conspiracy, mental incompetence and financial misconduct, but stay for the insinuations of kidnapping and incest
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(51)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
USA identifies Wang Dong and four accomplices as cyber-espionage suspects. Grabbir Boubi, I-Zheet M'Drurz and Ho Lee Fook also being investigated
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(49)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan be stripped of the title? Does Triple H get to use the word "abeyance" again? Can Vince restrain himself from creating an evil Stockbroker gimmick? Is Adam Rose going to be a boring flop again on WWE Raw is London, 8 PM on USA?
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(1279)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, our 12-year-old mistook the sounds of her parents' violent bedroom sexytime for spousal abuse, and ratted us out to her teacher. Wat do?
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(76)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Don't want mom and dad to know that you've dropped out of school and are not graduating even though they sent you thousands in tuition money? Calling in a bomb threat at graduation might not be the best way to hide it
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(48)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Thousands and thousands of videos, uploaded nearly every day. Each one is the same, structure-wise: 10 slides of shapes, shown over 11 seconds, over various random tones. Nobody has a clue what the videos are supposed to be"
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(84)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "How could this possibly ever have seemed like a good idea?" desk: Ad agency apologizes for mattress ad that depicted a cartoon version of the shooting of 16-year old Pakistani human rights activist Malia Yousafzai
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(131)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian men shave their beards to prove they are not bearded 'Sausage' from Austria
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(25)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you like to play with giant Tonka toys, boy have we a place for you: Diggerland USA
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(22)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Man gives himself a tattoo by letting a thousand bedbugs feed on his arm
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10 year old boy finds 10 thousand in cash in hotel room and does the right thing by turning it in to police, and learns a valuable lesson early in life
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(279)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
After telling the FCC that their merger with Time Warner will be good for customers' internet service, Comcast CEO tells investors that he expects "usage-based billing" to reach all Comcast customers in five years
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(106)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Lack of women in states such as Kansas and Nebraska turning flyover states into world's largest open-air sausagefest
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(177)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Why do book banning crusaders care only about the sex in books and not the violence?" Because they're Puritanical witch-hunters hellbent on ruining all our fun? Btw, you still coming to the orgy tonight?
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(47)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia wants to ban eating and driving. Officer Overreaction: "You may as well be chewing on a gun. All that melted cheese and sausage or bacon? It's game over for concentration"
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(50)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Thousands of homes ordered to evacuate Bernardo wildfire in California (Developing) (lgt live stream)
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Perfect storm' of potato blight could lead to crop being wiped out in United Kingdom, thousands of starving Irish showing up everywhere else in the world. Yet again
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(41)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Zack Ryder teach Daniel Bryan how to change a tire? Is Zeb Colter going to have to stand his ground against Adam Rose's bunny? Are Brie Bella's orgasmic screams going to once again permeate the air on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(2011)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
There are thirty days until the World Cup begins, so it's time to ask the important question: Can the USA actually win it all?
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(108)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And the first "Wag the Dog" accusation against Obama gets hurled by none other than former Congressman and war criminal Alan West who says "There is something fishy" about those girls getting kidnapped right before the Benghazi hearings
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(159)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Mexico deputizes and arms thousands of vigilantes to fight drug cartels in rural areas of the country, says only problem now is dealing with the vigilantes who are killing other vigilantes with their new government-issued weapons (pics)
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(54)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
And in this corner, hailing from Area 51 ... the uber-secret USAF FLYING DORITO. NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(92)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble finally puts to rest the accusations that they are satanists. Because they're Nazis
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans scoffed, but Obama and Cuomo have ended billions in Medicaid fraud in New York and replaced it with thousands of millions in Medicaid fraud. It's an unqualified and glorious success and you haters can suck it and suck it HARD
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(56)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Global climate change might cause sea level rise that would last thousands of years, or in Fox News terms: Benghazi
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(64)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Bacon, ham, sausage, lungs. That'll do, pig
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(10)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Walking Dead's season five begins filming in Georgia, saving hundreds of thousands of dollars because extras don't have to be fitted with ragged clothes, filthy hair and shambling, vacant expressions
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(78)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"English identity" could be "undermined" by the growing minority population in Europe. That sound you heard was thousands of gasps followed by thudding monocles
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(161)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Bootista be written off TV? Did Kane's flaming table convince Vince that now is the time to switch to Jacobs Insurance? Is Stock Bella going to call another company owner a biatch on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(1977)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thousands show in Dorset up to toss off knobs in what must clearly be an attempt to break the world's bukkake record
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(20)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Surveillance reform will die by thousands reports outlining recommendations of surveillance reform
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(26)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Having trouble trying to figure out how to eat your placenta? Here's some help. Subby is going to try to make sausages
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(83)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Season 5 of The Walking Dead is going to be "completely insane...a thousand miles an hour"
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(75)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Kane beat Daniel Bryan like a Government Mule again? Can Bad News Barrett battle through the contact high to defeat RVD? Will Huge Ackman's appearance lead to Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder getting pushed again? It's WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(2040)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good: there's an effective way to destroy pathogens & prevent foodborne illness. Stupid: the USA doesn't use it because it has a scary name
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(108)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
C:\ users\ USAF\AFSPC\ launch\ missilecmnd.exe
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(202)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thousands dead in Syria...kidnapped schoolgirls in Africa...a ferry full of dead Korean kids...rioting in Brazil....wait, hold on. NEW YORKERS ARE CHILLY BECAUSE TALL BUILDINGS CAST SHADOWS
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(40)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Thousands Finish Boston Marathon A Year After Bombing. Man, that's gotta be one long course
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(22)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember those thousands of farmers who committed mass-suicide over failed GMO crops? Yeah, about that
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(93)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the reawakened Kane make Daniel Bryan uninsurable? Can Paige continue the two week long string of watchable Divas matches? Will Ric Flair return to complete the reunion of Devolution? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(1770)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Happy Endings star Eliza Coupe learns the hard way that marrying and divorcing a puppeteer means you'll be the one paying spousal support
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(34)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Amazing footage of SpaceX's first Falcon 9 reusable launch vehicle flight test
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(65)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
The charges against Bryan Singer are so shocking and scandalous, there was already a movie being made about the incident before the accusations were even made.... Wait, what?
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(66)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mother Jones, the online news publication that brought you the infamous "47%" sound bite, has captured another bombshell on tape: Governor Susana Martinez and her staff... (wait for it) ...use curse words in private
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(88)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
If your Nigerian "girlfriend" whom you met on the Internet sends you thousands of dollars in hundred-dollar bills, then asks you to wire it all right back to you to "pay medical bills," don't be surprised when the cash turns out to be counterfeit
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(112)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan kick the doors off the cockpit? Is Brock Lesnar going to dispose of the pilots like he did the Undertaker's streak? Can John Cena successfully shove the controls into a nosedive? It's WWE Raw is Destrucity, 8 PM on USA, Warriors
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(2229)
 
(MMGM)
 
 
 
The Great Atari Landfill Expedition, intended to dig up thousands of copies of the worst video game ever made, will begin on April 26. This would be a good time to leave New Mexico. Actually, it's always a good time to leave New Mexico
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(389)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Producer of "Batman: The Animated Series" celebrates the Caped Crusader's 75th anniversary with this new short, short flick
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(27)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People may consider Pope Francis 'old fashioned' for discussing the Devil in the 21st century, but that is not stopping his Crusades.. He warns us now of gossip being a tool of darkness, and how we must fight it
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(44)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek breaks up sausage party held by Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Edward Norton and James Franco
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today thoughtfully compiles a list of places never to swipe your ATM card: 1) gas stations, 2) restaurants, 3) stores, 4) online. Phew, thank goodness whorehouses didn't make it on there
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(21)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 3,000 years a CT scan reveals the secrets of the singing mummy. Difficulty: Not Susan Boyle
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(11)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Catholic cemetery's refusal to list cremated woman's death year on headstone escalates quickly. "What's next? 'I want to have a statue of Satan on the cemetery grounds. I want the Virgin Mary with a dagger in her womb"
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(98)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How long until Triple H abeyances Daniel Bryan? Has the Undertaker recovered from his Borking? Is Sting ready to take Vince's money? Will the crowd continue the tradition of being hotter than the Wrestlemania crowd on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(2823)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a reason to drink a few thousand bottles of wine, look no further
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(8)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Officers found Nicole Elizabeth Huey, 29, at the wheel with a hamster on her lap... Three officers chased the loose hamster before one could trap it with a container made from an evidence tube. Huey was arrested on an accusation of DUI"
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(71)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman who blew off Jon Hamm on '90s dating show wouldn't trade her husband "for a thousand Jon Hamms." Don Draper wouldn't think much of your crappy tattoo either, lady
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(53)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey Remember when, in olden times despotic rulers would kill thousands of workers just to build frivolous stadiums and other monuments to the ruler's vanity, and by "in olden times" I mean right now, in Qatar, ahead of 2022 World cup?
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(67)
 
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
The American right continues to swoon over their Russian dreamboat as Pat Buchanan labels Putin a "Christian crusader"
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(154)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Watch this spectacular moment as thousands of football fans lose any chance of wiping their arses in a public toilet at the stadium
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(10)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
Seven year old boys with shovels and dreams of treasure rejoice: New York Public Library puts thousands of maps online
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Young, unwed mother secretly changes baby's birthdate and puts child up for adoption without telling the father. Yes, he noticed and 3 years, a ruined college career and several thousand dollars later has full custody
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(216)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Susan Sarandon was turned down for the role of Adrian for being too damn hot and 14 other things you (probably) didn't know about Rocky
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(36)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Rugby World Cup)
 
 
 
When "Eat Me" is an even more inappropriate insult than usual: Watch USA Rugby take on Uruguay, with the winner qualifying for the Rugby World Cup 2015
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(24)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Three words: Teddy bear sausages
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(10)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
If you saw a man wearing a cape running down the street in Des Moines, Iowa yesterday he was not a caped crusader, just a man who was at a barber shop when cops tried to catch him. "He ditched the cape when it didn't help him fly"
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(9)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(The Nation)
 
 
 
A while back we sent California thousands of Okies. Now they seem to be returning the favor with thousands of earthquakes. Thanks for that
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(73)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Goodell says millions of fans want an NFL team in Los Angeles. A couple thousand of them might actually attend the games. You know, after two or three Super Bowl victories of course. And assuming the 105 isn't too backed up
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(59)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Thirty years is not an appropriate length of time for a climate analysis, much less finding causal factors like climate change" says blogger who used the last 23 years of the same data for his analysis
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(160)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
News: Thousands of Pepsi Max cans recalled in Sweden. Fark: Because they contained five percent alcohol
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(28)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Season 6 of Archer will ditch the Vice and cocaine and return to spying, though the current season's implications will remain, and next year we will see Pam chewing up Vienna sausages and then spitting them into a baby's mouth like a gorilla
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As Scotland considers whether to declare independence from the UK, the Shetland Islands - home to thousands of Viking descendants and large reserves of oil and gas - consider whether to declare independence from Scotland
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(10)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
What do you get when you send an Andromeda-sized galaxy hurtling through the center of the closest cluster of thousands of galaxies? Meet Messier 88
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(22)
 

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