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91 headlines found matching 'UPS'
Fri May 27, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
57 members of minority groups were killed by police as "Blue lives matter" bill is passed in Louisiana. And that was just on the way to Dunkin' Donuts
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Yes, officer, but if I move my hands real fast, the tattoo just says Cups Sock
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now, this is a story all about how/My life got flipped-turned upside down/ And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there/I'll tell you how a black Brit learned from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ohio State Patrol trooper saves 4-month-old baby from fiery upside-down car crash, earning a hero tag and showing once again why babies shouldn't try to drive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire seen on Shark Tank gets upset when he's not allowed in to see Hamilton because the tickets he had were counterfeit. You'd think he would be able to afford real tickets
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
"I've seen some fans complain about the no-Slimer thing, which to me is like winning the lotto and then being upset because nobody was blowing you when you found out"
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
This month's "SuperGroup" formation includes members of Rage Against the Machine, Public Enemy & Cypress Hill. Like most "SuperGroups", this would have been a lot cooler 25 years ago
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of the problems with Chinese authorities so brutally suppressing the memory of what happened in Tienanmen Square during the student uprising is that it can't serve as a warning to new groups of demonstrators attempting the same thing
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Tue May 17, 2016
(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Some Icelanders upset that their nation's Eurovision spokesperson was not 100% Viking descent
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Sun May 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If only there were some sort of easily understood metaphor for the recent ups and downs in the amusement park investment world
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
The NC legislature, upset that the federal government is threatening to deny them federal funds because of their conservative policies, threatens to cut off state funding to liberal NC cities
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
The prayers of every F5 key in America have been answered, as you can now track your UPS package on a map in real time. Your move, FedEx
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
In post-Segway world, tech startups invent the hoverboard and eight other personal transportation devices to make your commute look just as strange as the Segwayists'
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Marketing 101: Before introducing your product, check to see how your logo reads upside down
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Mon May 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservatives very upset that the keepers of Facebook's "Trending" list apparently don't consider conservative websites like the Drudge Report, Breitbart, or Floor Humping Daily as legitimate "news" sites and thus exclude them from the list
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
In a move that will in no way upset anyone, the Obama administration has given Bashar al-Assad until August 1st to give up power, Or Else
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
It doesn't get any more plush than a Garland county jail bathrobe
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yadier Molina did some push-ups at the plate right before lacing a single to left-center. Drop down and give me 20
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satanists are upset that John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Satan
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Noted scientist and star of Sidekicks Chuck Norris is really sad and upset that no one is taking his nonsensical ramblings about chemtrails seriously
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO conducts survey and finds that Donald Trump is the favored candidate by most union members. Naturally, they're planning an all out effort to derail his presidential campaign. Because... they don't want to upset the Democrats
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
As a kid, did you ever have one of those collapsible camping cups? Now there's a sauna designed on the same principle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will Bernie get the upset? Will Kasich be remembered somewhere at the polls? How many of these threads have we had this season? THIS is your Tuesday Primary thread "Nor'easter Edition" (Results start at 8pm)
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton doesn't think her 'possibility of an all-female ticket' cunning plan all the way through if she thinks Elizabeth Warren as VP would totally NOT upstage her
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Influential venture capitalist warns young start-ups that nobody wants to get into bed with someone who has "dirty term sheets"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Artist illustrates the NBA playoff matchups, might be more interesting than actual matchups
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa is upset she was not personally notified by Disney that Michael Strahan was leaving her show, as now she can't reach the coffee creamer, which has always been on the top shelf
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Finally, an upside to Ted Cruz becoming the GOP nominee
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
With just a day before the big primary, Donald ups his lead to "YUUUGE" and Clinton's lead narrows to "impressive but not crushing"
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Sun April 17, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
You want hockey? The Blues-Blackhawks, Lightning-Red Wings, Panthers-Islanders and Predators-Ducks matchups today will determine who will get a commanding lead or who can make it a series again. First puck drops at 3pm ET on NBC
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Famous 'Inverted Jenny' postage stamp resurfaces 61 years after it was stolen. Entire American Philatelic Society turned upside down
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Rule 1: Always have backups. Rule 2: Never 'rm -rf /' while all your backups are mounted. Rule 3: Don't be Marco Marsala
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White KY city councilman gets upset when colleague asks for travel reimbursement for attending a Kentucky Black Caucus event, claiming the group is racist for excluding white members and noting "even President-elect Ben Carson says so"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
American destroyer with Polish helicopter aboard observes threatening flybys from Russian fighter jets. Americans upset, Russians indignant, Polish pilot submerges helicopter and drives away
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Tue April 12, 2016
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
We don't need no stinking old guys at our startup and we'll resort to hacking, extortion, and cover-ups if you try to write a book about that
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Afghan citizens, upset at US interference with their government, criticize US during Kerry's visit for not interfering with their government
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Mon April 11, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
White women are dying prematurely at a rate faster than other groups, which explains why Sheriff Bart can't find where dey at
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently opening a Vietnamese restaurant and calling it Uncle Ho might upset a few potential customers
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Sat April 09, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nikki Sixx says his younger self would be proud that he doesn't sound like Coldplay, though said younger self would be upset he's nowhere near as popular
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer upset with Bill O'Reilly for defending Donald Trump "a lot" and never bothering to legitimize his presidential dreams
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley analyst upset about 'The Big Short' making it harder to separate Americans from their hard-earned money through risky loans. "I mean in that movie, the way how they depicted the mortgage crisis, they made it look like it was a bad thing"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Danerys opens up about Khal's Drogo, demands close-ups of all Game of Thrones penises, thank you very much
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New rules on tax inversions could turn the merger world upside-down
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Walmart revenue drops from the previous year for the first time ever. Apparently it's not a good economic sign when people can't go to Walmart because it's become too upscale
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Sun April 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Oregon State pull off the biggest upset in basketball or will UCONN coast to another final? Will Syracuse hold off the other Huskies or can UW continue punching above their weight? It's the NCAA Women's Final four starting at 6:00PM EDT on ESPN
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maine's governor, who seems overdue for naptime is upset the legislature rejected one of his nominees-so he's refusing to swear in a newly elected senator-saying he wants to give her opponent time to ask for a recount even though he lost by 16 points
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Sun March 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese authorities issued an advisory on "the right way to watch Korean dramas." Apparently Chinese citizens were in danger of watching while sitting upside down backwards or something
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tired of being upstaged by Jesus and Mary, Satan makes an appearance in a steak
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's been 20 years since the first Resident Evil hit retailer shelves and the creator Hiroyuki Kobayashi talks about what it's like giving millions of people nightmares for two decades straight. (need to turn on subtitles in video)
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Thu March 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a record for knuckle push-ups, and a 65-year-old man just broke it
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stick-ups
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Wed March 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Overworked hospital emergency room asks patients to stop showing up seeking medical treatment for hiccups and broken fake fingernails
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study concludes global vegan diet would lead to dramatic increase in population and support groups
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brazilian president Rousseff apparently doesn't know the difference between coups, criminal charges, and impeachments
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Mon March 21, 2016
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs let 100-year-old fan throw out the first pitch at a spring training game. Sadly, even she's too young to remember the last time the Cubs won the World Series
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Sun March 20, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Bird trolls rollercoaster riders attempting to fly like birds while they're upside down by landing on the safety sensor
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Darien News)
 
 
 
There is an upside to all this global warming, and that is that ticks are dying at a faster rate. Sadly this has nothing to do with lawyers
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Fri March 18, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
How is your bracket doing so far? Will Hawaii pull off an upset against California? Will Oregon be Holy Crossed? Will any other upsets happen today? NCAA Tournament thread for day two here, tip-off is at 12:15 PM ET
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you're in the Seattle area and you notice salmon swimming upstream in a particular erratic and speedy manner this year, then it might be something to do with the cocaine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is really upset Trump isn't going to Monday's debate, forgets the inexplicable front runner has nothing to lose
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bentley ups the self-driving car stakes with a holographic butler
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Mon March 14, 2016
(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
Find out which favorites are going to go all the way in March Madness and who is going to get upset
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Andy Murray is upset over all the support Maria Sharapova is being given from Head
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for taking upskirt videos of girls at the supermarket doesn't like it when people film him without his permission
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Thu March 10, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
All right, it's understandable that you're upset about being forced to move out of an office building due to a lawsuit. But what the hell was the point of stealing six sinks? Especially if you're the city mayor?
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Upset that America is close to voting for Donald Trump as president, El Niño decides to take its anger out on the entire world
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Mon March 07, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Monocles dislodged, tea cups & saucers rattled as earthquake hits Oxfordshire UK
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Conservatives are upset that people dared to criticize Nancy Reagan in her obituary, pointing out facts and data including her lavish spending in a time of double-digit unemployment and her failed but well-intentioned war on marijuana
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Everywhere you look in Washington it's sleaze, but at least the groups decrying dark money in politics aren't...they what?...DAMMITSOMUCH YOURENOTHELPING
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP establishment is upset Donald Trump stole their hate machine
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Starbucks hopes Italians will walk around drinking weak "humility and respect" out of paper cups
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Mon February 29, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Families in China upset that the corpses of their dead female relatives are being dug up so the corpses can be "ghost married" to male corpses
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Singer exposes Chinese lip syncing sham on live TV... after holding the microphone upside down
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Mon February 22, 2016
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Mulder's missing, Joel McHale is back, and Scully remembers she's had alien DNA in her since 1994. It's time to ratchet up the crazy to 11 one more time as The X-Files 10th season comes to a close with "My Struggle II", 8 PM ET on Fox
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
So why can't Apple just provide the iCloud backups? In part because somebody had already changed the phone's password after the government had taken possession of the phone
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Fri February 19, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Parents upset after students kept locked inside Sherwood Forest Elementary School during bomb threat to school. Officials cite marauding archer and portly sidekick in the neighborhood
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Duke upset by Carolina in...wait, what do you mean that's backwards?
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Upside of being a straight male porn star: being paid to sleep with beautiful porn actresses. Downside: when you have to go to the hospital to have needles stuck in your penis so it doesn't die
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tea party groups once again display their fundamental understanding of the constitution
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The year of 'enormous rage': Number of hate groups rose by 14 percent in 2015. Come for the hate crimes against Muslims, stay for the Radical Traditional Catholicism
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Tue February 16, 2016
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Traders at historic market district upset that vendors are selling penis-shaped sausages, apparently forgetting that ALL sausages are penis-shaped
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hai skool seenyers upset they're righting scors ar low on ACT evin if they kan pay $50 to git rescord
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
ISIS ups their game by producing and unleashing their own special brand of stink
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
J. K. Rowling admits that writing for grown-ups sucks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman hopes to overcome her "crippling fear of cakes" prior to her wedding, is upset that no mental health professionals take her phobia seriously and keep desserting her after one session
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cures for the hiccups: Get scared, drink water upside down, remove giant tumor from chest
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor gets Republicans to agree to new gun control legislation, in exchange for retaining concealed carry reciprocity with other states. Naturally, gun control groups are outraged by this
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Sat February 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forty years ago, the Ramones upset music's applecart. Hey Ho Let's Go Indeed
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Legal rape advocacy founder cancels worldwide meetups because he could not guarantee the safety of attendees
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
On the upside, your erectile dysfunction will be gone. Although there is a very small possibility that your penis might explode
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Only three more shopping days until Groundhog Day. Have you picked up your Punxsutawney Phil graham crackers and Groundhog Day pudding cups yet?
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