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Fri February 03, 2012
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(Some Guy) Dumbass "Cry me a freaking river," says Komen's new CEO about totally coincidental new policy to defund groups beginning with 'P' and rhyming with "bland parenthood"  (jezebel.com) (147)
(NosINT) Interesting In March there will be four carrier battle groups in the gulf region. Sleep tight, Ahmadinejad  (nosint.blogspot.com) (123)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Ars Technica) Obvious The RIAA is upset that the OPEN Act isn't draconian enough  (arstechnica.com) (53)


Wed February 01, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy World's strongest boy does push ups the hard way  (youtube.com) (41)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Slate) Fail "Steven Spielberg is the most overrated director of modern times; he has no sense of humor, gets lackluster performances from his actors, and is incredibly pompous." Aw, a film student got upset  (slate.com) (289)
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Recipe for fun: downtown Des Moines Marriott to be shared for a week by just two groups---Chinese government officials and high school wrestlers in town for the state high school wrestling tournament   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (49)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Slate) Asinine Why are so many animals in need of adoption? Because holier-than-thou animal rescue groups don't believe anybody is good enough to be a pet owner  (slate.com) (516)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Man accused of taking upskirt photos at Wal Mart. Or should that be "upmuumuu"?   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (34)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Silly Iowans upset that they have to wait for up to three years for a hunting permit while celebrities like Bo Jackson can just waltz in and get one whenever they want. Funny who Iowans consider celebrities  (desmoinesregister.com) (92)


Sat January 21, 2012
(LA Times) Obvious Hollywood regroups after losing battle over anti-piracy bills, says, "We're not the money-grubbing, desperate, clueless bad guys everybody has made us out to be"  (latimes.com) (105)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Starpulse) Sad Upsetting news from 1997: Sum 41 pulls out of tour with New Found Glory  (starpulse.com) (73)
(Topless Robot) Scary The nine most terrifying, upsetting characters from MST3K films. Yes, Mitchell is on the list  (toplessrobot.com) (227)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Some UFO dude) Amusing "Some people get a little upset to hear that their UFO sighting might be nothing more than a hot paper bag." With pic of what a hot paper bag might look like  (houston-today.com) (33)
(Seattle Times) Sappy Ugly ass sea otter pups born at Seattle Awwwquarium   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (47)


Wed January 11, 2012
(BBC) Scary First they came for the nail clippers and I didn't speak out. Then they came for the sippy cups and I was silent. Then they came for the virus tainted civet cat and I said nothing because I like Chinese restaurants  (bbc.co.uk) (11)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Woman is upset by Judge Judy, so she does the only logical thing and assaults her domestic partner with a hammer  (palmbeachpost.com) (50)


Tue January 10, 2012
(CBC) Asinine Guess which government now labels groups that oppose it as 'radicals'. Is it: A) Syria, B) Venezuela or C) Canada  (cbc.ca) (74)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Santorum's daughter might not have been so upset in that famous election night photo if she'd realized her dad's income was going to soar 600% after he left the Senate  (news.yahoo.com) (118)


Sat January 07, 2012
(LA Times) Dumbass ♫ Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us pocket your change if you're mentally handicapped.... ♪  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (77)
(Huffington Post) Cool Lesbian announces her intention to run for Miss California, which, of course, some people are upset about. Who cares? She's hot  (huffingtonpost.com) (224)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Parent upset by questions on her child's math test which included "If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in 1 week?"  (ajc.com) (121)
(Fox News) Followup In the wake of the US saving their sailors from pirates, Iran ups the rhetoric and threatens full-scale war, nuclear devastation, and....wait, they said thankyou? And Fox reported it? What is this i don't even  (foxnews.com) (95)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Anti-Obama Facebook groups plan to fly "Impeach Obama" banner over Super Bowl  (beforeitsnews.com) (240)
(La Crosse Tribune) Dumbass Want to convince a judge that you can't move your arms? Don't do pushups in your jail cell, idiot  (lacrossetribune.com) (20)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man calls emergency services after gluing cups to his head  (shieldsgazette.com) (15)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Houston Press) Interesting For cold and flu season, a food critic determines which cough syrups taste best and which taste the most like liquid death  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Walking upside down under arctic ice  (bostinno.com) (28)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Philly.com) Amusing Drastic cuts in school spending show an upside: it's easier to catch teen vandals after they post videos of themselves spray painting cars on YouTube  (philly.com) (17)
(pri.org) Interesting "14,000 people have checked out this story, most coming from Fark. Fark is a new aggregator looking for the strangest, weirdest, most upsetting or most important news." It's not new, it's Fark. (Item #6)  (pri.org) (15)


Tue January 03, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Silly Feminists upset after Lego launches a toy line for girls. "Someone should tell them that they already have one; it's called Legos"  (tampabay.com) (327)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Fox News) Sad Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook  (foxnews.com) (46)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Hero WWE upset with Michael Cole's commentary, asks him to SHUT THE FARKING FARK UP  (bleacherreport.com) (163)


Tue December 27, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Small monkey groups more likely to fight, raising hopes for an offshore small monkey fighting league  (physorg.com) (20)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not about to be up-staged by FedEx, a UPS driver flips off security camera, as he throws package  (inquisitr.com) (94)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Geez. Nurses in Utah find creative use for medical tape and everyone gets all upset  (washingtonpost.com) (47)


Wed December 21, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Politifact's Lie of the Year widely criticized among right-wing blogosphere. Oh it was a Democratic lie and liberals are upset? Never mind  (tampabay.com) (241)
(The Sun) Strange Woman spends last five months of pregnancy upside down to keep baby from falling out  (thesun.co.uk) (130)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Wimp) Cool Oh, yeah. I'd like to see him do that one hand... Well I'd like to see him do that on his hea... on a unicycle then? Upside down... fark  (wimp.com) (20)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Outgoing Congressman Barney Frank (D-Cups) dresses down for his final days of work  (t.co) (142)


Sat December 17, 2011
(C|Net) Amusing The one upside of the SOPA debate: the full lyrics of 'The Internet is for Porn' are now in the congressional record  (news.cnet.com) (46)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Henry's Tacos) PSA Just after celebrating 50 years as the roadside Googie home to the original gringo taco, Henry's Tacos in Studio City is about to get the heave-ho from their landlord. SAVE THE SAUCE CUPS  (dailynews.com) (49)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Reuters) Unlikely Tea Party groups have evolved into increasingly sophisticated and effective network of activists. With helpful pic of what sophisticated, effective activist might look like  (reuters.com) (77)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Gawker) Sick Gawker finally gets a response to the Freedom of Information Act request they put in four years ago for documents on Blackwater. Here are the lowlights. Anyway, has anyone figured out what those Occupiers are upset about?  (gawker.com) (223)
(Some Guy) Interesting Scientists discover why buttercups glow when held up to your chin. Still no cure for cancer  (the-scientist.com) (8)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Meet the 22-year-old who's turning the GOP race upside down from his couch  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (84)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Uproxx) Scary 19 celebrity close-ups that will ruin your day and Mila Kunis to make it all better  (uproxx.com) (131)


Sun December 11, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting It's virtual crunch time again, so which players have the best -- and worst -- matchups for the fantasy playoffs? Here comes the (sports) science. It's your Week 14 Fantasy Football thread  (sports.espn.go.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Amusing Religious groups outraged about raunchy t-shirts being sold to children in the community. "Boobies make me smile"  (couriermail.com.au) (73)


Sat December 10, 2011
(The Consumerist) Fail Woman tells her caterer that there will be Muslims present, gets upset when half the food is full of pork, demands more than the $3,000 refund they're offering. Yes, because EVERYONE should know Muslims don't eat pork  (consumerist.com) (542)


Fri December 09, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup Baldwingate intensifies yet again, as flight attendants union ups the ante on Alec Baldwin, demanding he be put on no-fly list and that 30 Rock be removed from all in-flight entertainment. Your move, Alec  (nydailynews.com) (81)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Paste Magazine) Fail The, ah, twenty best new bands of 2011. Yes, they're indie hipster groups  (pastemagazine.com) (158)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Stupid Apparently, Adam Sandler thinks the world needs a sequel to Grown Ups  (avclub.com) (66)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious The Faked Death of the Traditional Family: How 'experts' are trying to kill off the traditional family, claiming most of us live in alternative set-ups  (dailymail.co.uk) (139)
(Telegraph) Sad Argentina launches illegal naval blockade of the Falkland Islands. Britain, having scrapped the majority of her armed forces, sends a politely worded letter to no one in particular, for fear of upsetting anyone  (telegraph.co.uk) (309)


Sun December 04, 2011
(News.com.au) Stupid Drink marketed as a hangover cure enrages alcohol and road safety groups who fear it will encourage drunk driving  (news.com.au) (80)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy Mother hyena brings ugly-ass pups above ground, poses for rare photos  (dailymail.co.uk) (55)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Republicans upset because Obama doesn't mention God in Thanksgiving address. In other news, Subby is pissed Obama didn't mention Galactus, The Doctor, Tom Servo, and other important fictional characters, too  (dailymail.co.uk) (336)


Wed November 23, 2011
(TC Palm) Florida Woman says she has salmon in her purse because she's taking it upstream to spawn. Cops call her story fishy  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (20)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Stupid Busybody American mom in Sweden upset at local customs, complains to the world  (thelocal.se) (175)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Online Guy) Obvious Online hookups are to blame for the recent jump in STDs (with a handy pic of what that hot Swedish bikini model you've been chatting with actually looks like)  (stlouis.cbslocal.com) (67)


Wed November 16, 2011
(UPI) Stupid Mom upset by crotchless panties. Good thing your mom isn't  (upi.com) (109)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Washington Post) Sad The secret behind the success of a thriving, upscale restaurant in DC's struggling Anacostia neighborhood? Coke  (washingtonpost.com) (57)


Sun November 13, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Obvious Actor Peter Dinklage is a wee bit upset with most roles out there for little people  (iheartchaos.com) (90)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Philly.com) Fail Judge upset that prosecutors asked for disgraced politician to get the same sentence as a normal citizen would  (philly.com) (40)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) PSA Get down on the ground and do 100 pushups, you apple-knockin' jackwagons. Why? Because today is USMC day you maggots  (holidayinsights.com) (169)


Wed November 09, 2011
(The New York Times) Strange The electronic cigarette has been a pretty good tool to help one stop smoking but it has some unlikely critics and it's not Big Tobacco, it's government officials and antismoking groups  (nytimes.com) (304)
(Gawker) Strange And now your obligatory daily dose of upside-down helicoptering rhinoceros  (gawker.com) (12)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Reuters) Unlikely Japan yet again vows to cut corporate ties to yakuza, as decay of employer-employee loyalty makes it harder to execute cover-ups of gangster dealings. "This is an era of whistle blowers"  (reuters.com) (19)
(National Journal) Interesting Congress upset when White House threatens to reveal their secret earmark requests. Subby upset this isn't already being done  (nationaljournal.com) (113)
(CNBC) Spiffy UPS to hire 50,000 package smashers for the holidays  (cnbc.com) (18)


Mon November 07, 2011
(MSNBC) Florida You're upset at your husband's new work schedule. Do you: C) threaten to blow up planes?  (msnbc.msn.com) (15)


Sat November 05, 2011
(LA Times) Sick 22-year-old man arrested for taking thousands of upskirt photos. It's a real shame, too, the guy's a crack photographer   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (268)


Fri November 04, 2011
(New York Daily News) Asinine 15% of Americans hate Jews. Other 85% afraid of upsetting their masters  (nydailynews.com) (292)
(Slate) Silly The National Restaurant Association hasn't realized that NRA belongs to another, even more gun-happy fringe group. This and other abbreviations that are shared by two very different groups  (slate.com) (74)


Thu November 03, 2011
(ESPN) Unlikely Chauncey Billups said he would sacrifice his $14M salary for a fair NBA CBA, like we really would believe that  (espn.go.com) (23)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Kim Kardashian upset by 'sham marriage' slurs. In other news, O.J. still maintains his innocence  (heraldsun.com.au) (93)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Medical Express) Interesting Two independent research groups fi- *kill everybody* that there are three areas of the human genome wh- *kill everybody* responsible for schizophrenia  (medicalxpress.com) (16)


Fri October 28, 2011
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Dumbass Woman calls 911 because a deer was limping in her backyard. Gets upset when cops kill it and take it home for dinner  (cbsatlanta.com) (166)
(UPI) Dumbass Gym teacher fakes bomb threat to get out of work, has to do 500 push-ups  (upi.com) (24)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Reuters) Obvious Four investor groups bid for majority stake in Mercator. Banks unwilling to project a winner  (reuters.com) (13)
(Crooks & Liars) Scary US OWS protesters go full Taliban and upset rich people's meals and theater experiences  (crooksandliars.com) (262)
(Orlando Sentinel) Silly Disneyland objects after environmental groups complain that Excalibur contains too much lead. Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you  (orlandosentinel.com) (72)


Tue October 18, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Interesting RIM introduces new QNX-based Blackberry BBX operating system, even though Blackberry BBW was more popular with focus groups of chubby-chasers  (businessweek.com) (31)
(Yahoo) Obvious USPS revives the idea of a one-cent tax on each email. Just kidding. But the price of a stamp is going to $.45 in January  (news.yahoo.com) (103)
(Some Girl) Sad Depression ups women's risk of dementia. Great, so now I'm sad and I don't know why  (winnipegfreepress.com) (34)
(Modern Unibrow) Followup Liam Gallagher upset after brother Noel tells the truth about Oasis  (nme.com) (40)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Parents, teachers upset with students' attire. This is not a repeat of every year since before you were born  (sun-sentinel.com) (118)
(Rhymes with Montreal Gazette) Obvious "If you start breaking Christians up into their smaller groups, non-believers come close to being the dominant religion, if you can call no religion a religion. That's like calling not collecting stamps a hobby"  (montrealgazette.com) (225)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photshop Challenge: Turn the world upside down (link goes to example)  (s002.radikal.ru) (33)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Indycar finale discussion: Power and Franchitti to decide the championship, Danica runs her last race, TK has a Lotus on the pole, Carpenter looks to repeat his upset, and our Indy 500 winner actually gets to race. 3PM ET on ABC  (indycar.com) (623)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy It's the two most successful teams in English football history. It's 5 European cups v 19 domestic titles, it's King Kenny v Sir Alex, it's Liverpool FC v Manchester United in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (211)

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