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91 headlines found matching 'UPS'
Fri May 22, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama teacher, upset that students pranked her, says she hopes her victimizers get raped in jail
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Thu May 21, 2015
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Man is upset that his flight is overbooked, so he does the only logical thing and strips naked in the middle of the airport
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Insufferable coffee snobs and insufferable wine snobs and insufferable single malt scotch snobs have now been upstaged by in sufferable pot snobs. With photo gallery and description proof
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(136)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
So, we've all been told it's not a good idea, but what really does happen if you drink saltwater? It's a bit involved, but the upshot is...don't
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(14)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"What are you talking about, cops? I don't have no marijuana." *UPS truck pulls up* "I've got your 4 lbs of marijuana. Sign here"
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(34)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Tonight's NBA action brings us two game 5 matchups. Will Memphis be able to claw the Warriors and take a 3-2 lead and can the Hawks rip the hearts out of the Wizard? It's all on TNT tonight with WAS/ATL 8pm eastern and MEM/GSW at 10:30pm eastern
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(140)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Phyllis Schlafly joins up with a meeting of 40 conservative groups bent on overthrowing the Republican establishment to nominate a "true conservative." Their plan? Keep the entire clown car together all the way to the convention
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Mon May 11, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the home teams be able to steal wins from the visitors in tonight's Game 4 matchups? It's ATL/WAS at 7pm eastern and GSW/MEM at 9:30pm eastern. Both games on TNT
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
"The Harper government is signalling its intention to use hate-crime laws against Canadian advocacy groups that encourage people not to buy goods made in Israel"
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(112)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cocaine producers upset that the U.S. government will no longer weed their fields for free
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(29)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old man upset that his daughter isn't as racist as he is
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(49)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
I love my UPS man because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it
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(80)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Family buys a home in the country next to a working farm and is upset that farmers spray their fields with herbicides every now and again
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(70)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican governors upset about people using Jesus as an excuse to help the poor and sick
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(98)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
* hiccup* Nothing to see here humans, just a tiny puppy being scared of his own hiccups. Move * hiccup* along
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(7)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Asking your 380,000 employees to do 10-minute daily standups might waste seven person-years per day, but nobody said Agile was easy, especially if you're a company the size of IBM
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(80)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Couple rents their house out on Airbnb to people planning drug-induced orgy, police called and describe scene as drug-induced orgy, couple upset at missing out on drug-induced orgy
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Wed April 29, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Map shows the dominant religious group in every US county: "Kansas, Illinois, Indiana, and West Virgina have the most diversity when it comes to religious groups. Vermont and New Hampshire are considered the Godless states"
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Sun April 26, 2015
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
How many incidents and pile ups are we going to have today? Is it possible to continue to have a different winner this season? It's the Honda Grand Prix of Alabama (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(116)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satan is enjoying his upsurge in popularity as he is credited for stopping a Christian bakery's GoFundMe campaign
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(223)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It cost $64M among the top 10 lobbying groups during the first 3 months of the year to tell Congress and the White House how to think. So if you have $2.1M/month to spend, you too can get your voices heard
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Tue April 21, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
NBA and NHL playoffs continue tonight as both leagues feature key matchups in th--(thunderous stamping sound) NFL 2015 SCHEDULE RELEASES AT 8PM EASTERN (insert Godzilla shriek here)
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(41)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Downside: Accidentally destroying your immaculate new lawn. Upside: Accidentally creating large scale work of art, instead
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(48)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Japanese bullet train breaks speed record. Amtrak ups the ante by getting passengers to their destination in three days rather than the typical four days
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(19)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
All vodkas are odorless, colorless and flavorless. Which is why millions are spent on PR every year to make you think each one is unique
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(59)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student not allowed to attend class because her black leather lace-ups aren't the type of shoes they're looking for, even though they are black leather lace-ups. What a bunch of heels
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(62)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Hipster lullaby musicians Mumford and Sons are upset Jay-Z didn't ask them to join his new streaming service, says they "wouldn't have joined anyway" because the "smaller bands should get paid more than the famous acts." Keep strumming that banjo
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
UPS included picture of Dick Butt in special badge for Chinese Grand Prix
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(27)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Some people are upset that the Daredevil Netflix series is not blind accessible, forgetting that all they need to do is turn up the volume
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(68)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former soldier hopes his "22 push ups challenge" becomes as popular as the ice bucket challenge, forgetting that push ups are more painful to most Americans than a bucket of ice water
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(44)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Is this license plate offensive? 370H55V. No? Texas DMV says it is. If you flip it upside down
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(85)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
A must-see, game of the year match between the defending champs and an upstart team in a rebuild year with a playoff berth in the balance and Luongo looks to get revenge on the Bruins, plus nine other games on tap tonight. Action starts @ 7:00pm EDT
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(280)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
A supercut of close-ups from The Matrix which doesn't contain Keanu's blank stare
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Everyone's upstairs neighbors
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(17)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dollard St. Laurent dies at age 85. Who is he you ask? He won five Stanley Cups with the Montreal Canadians in the 1950s
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(17)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Britain's Isles of Scilly is seeking a new constable for the world's most cushy police posting. Qualifications include knowing how to deal with wandering sea pups, catching speeding golf cars and saving goldfish"
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Thu April 02, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man blames watching too much porn for trying to record upskirt videos at Seattle Pride Parade. Too much porn? That's unpossible
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a promising career as a biomedical engineer, and I work with my brother, who is a janitor. I'm now being referred to as The Janitor's Sister by higher-ups. Should I pretend I don't know him for the sake of my career?"
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Mon March 30, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Passport details of 20 world leaders accidentally leaked. Secret Service upset that now everyone will know where Obama has traveled recently
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Buddhist monk, 41, busted for seeking enlightenment and inner peace by filming upskirts of schoolgirls
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(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The last double digit seed takes the floor. NC State goes for another upset. Has anyone even mentioned Oklahoma this tournament? Duke still sucks on the second day of Sweet Sixteen games (7:15pm EDT start)
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(255)
 
(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
Colorado residents upset over pot stench from legal grow facility: "When you step outside, it's like you're stepping into a bag of weed"
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Wed March 25, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin doesn't understand why you get so upset about spoilers; you can still read about Gettysburg while knowing who won the Civil War
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Starbucks was always going to end #RaceTogether cups after a week, claim company officials, who went on to note that we've always been at war with EastAsia
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(65)
 
(InToday)
 
 
 
U.S. court debating whether to declare RSS a terrorist organization. Also, say they are unsure about other dangerous groups like HTML, PHP and CSS
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(8)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Handy map of the hate groups in the U.S. Yes, California has the most, and we aren't just talking about places like Whole Foods
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(204)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Upset at California attorney who seeks to pass ballot initiative titled "Sodomite Suppression Act," community activist and professional troll responds by seeking to pass ballot initiative titled "Intolerant Jackass Act"
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(67)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
ZooMontana shows off their three ugly-ass river otter pups
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Today's hoops action features the Battle for Kansas, matchups of storied programs, and another home game for Dayton. Tip-off is 12:10 Eastern
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(415)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will co-host Australia march on or will Pakistan pull the upset in the third quarterfinal? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 11:30 PM EDT
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Philippines starts demanding touring rock groups sign a bond that they won't smoke pot in the country
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which #12 will beat a #5? Will 'upsetting' a favorite be changed to 'Hamptoning' an opponent? Will your bracket be in flames by 1:30? March Madness begins at 12:15pm EDT on CBS, TNT, TBS, & TruTV
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(1133)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Upset at changes to a law that grants some autonomy to their region, Ukrainian separatists threaten to abandon the cease-fire agreement that up until now they have merely been ignoring
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(15)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stockbrokers upset at SEC proposal to designate them as "fiduciaries" which would require them to put their clients' interests ahead of their own when advising, saying small customers won't have access to "high quality investment advice"
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(52)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are five possible NCAA Tournament upsets that would ruin your bracket, if it doesn't get ruined before then
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(58)
 
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
First-ever underwater ice hockey game held in Siberia: "Wearing scuba gear and hovering upside-down below the frozen surface, can there be any more extreme sport?" (pic)
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(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things, part MMCCCXVII: City lifts ban on in-school student phone use. Student immediately uses phone to upskirt his teacher. Mom-of-the-year immediately goes to the "she was asking for it" defense
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Mon March 16, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
As the Barclay's Premier League winds down, the battles for the Champion's League spots and the relegation fight are in full swing. Liverpool wants to overtake Man U, Arsenal is hoping to keep form, and Tottenham hope to score upsets
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(556)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Coast Guard scraps plan to test its members' physical fitness, cites the extreme difficulty in counting pull-ups in remote locations. In other news, life vest futures are up 20 points
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(68)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember that time Mr. Miyagi and Jay "The Tonight Show is mine forever" Leno teamed up to fight crime? Yeah, the moral of the story here is that the '80s were a strange and wonderful era when it came to team ups
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(37)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a record for most pull-ups in 24 hours, and a 54-year-old man just broke it (with photo of a VERY ripped 54-year-old)
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(32)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding mom upset at United for being told to cover up, even though they waived the $25 blanket charge
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(293)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will Sri Lanka keep building or will Scotland pull the upset win? For those up late it's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 11:30PM EST
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(15)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft now offering checkups where the Sun doesn't shine
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(9)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's ponder for a minute the idea of Hillary *not* running for president. Now let's check out the utter anemic bench of backups in the Democratic party
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(409)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
College football players dressed up in Ku Klux Klan robes as part of a parody of the Will Smith film "Bad Boys II," upsetting pretty much everyone in existence except racists
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(109)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sen. Tim Scott (deRp) is upset that the commemoration of the Voting Rights March is being hijacked by people wanting to discuss voting rights. No, this isn't satire
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(79)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mark Levin: "Rape highest in modern times under Obama." Also racism, sexism, men's rights groups, assholes, mugs, pugs, Indian agents, Mexican bandits and Methodists
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(144)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
MLB switch-pitcher finally solves the managerial problem of lefty / righty batter match ups
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(35)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Montrealers are shocked to learn that the province that gave us Language Police, loyalty oaths and a ban on turbans in youth soccer has become a magnet for Right-Wing Extremist groups
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(65)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
So, why is Michael Jordan not upset at only being ranked #1,741 on a new list?
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(16)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The hits from CPAC just keep coming with Marco Rubio (R-FL) stating that if Obama "wanted to defeat them [ISIS] militarily, we could do it. [Obama] doesn't want to upset Iran." The same Iran that is also fighting ISIS
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(223)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KFC has unveiled the UK's first edible coffee cups - made from heat-resistant white chocolate
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(90)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Thanks to stat geeks who have proven that tough 2s lose games, more college basketball teams have given up on the mid-range jumper. It's bombs, layups, and dunks, with nothing in between
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(18)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street brokers upset that the White House wants to hold them to a higher standard. The nerve of this guy, thinking that stockbrokers are human
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(52)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift shows how she blow-dries her upset pussy, still can't beat Gwynneth Paltrow's steamed clams
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
UPS's plan of shipping untaxed cigarettes finally goes up in smoke
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(21)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
A 16 year old has run his own music label for 2 years, and has already signed a dozen gorups, including Macaulay Culkin
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(35)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Internet start ups run out of short names to use, start on punctuation marks instead
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(37)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Arizona State University fans are using a horse mask to distract the opposing team's free-throw shooters. This has some people upset
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(41)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: Texans like being uninsured. Press: Then why are ACA signups up 80% in Texas? Rick Perry: Do you like my glasses?
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(84)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will the West Indies find their way, will Ireland pull off the upset? It's your Cricket World Cup day three discussion thread. Match starts at 5 PM EST
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(133)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judas camels help thin the herd by leading shooters to feral groups in the Australian outback, say they look forward to managing Omaha Cinnabons when this is all over
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(52)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upset at new background check law, Washington state demonstrators plan to hold a no questions asked gun sale and show
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(381)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell surprised and upset at the unprecedented use of the filibuster to block a bill
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(153)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Wall Street OTC)
 
 
 
Drinking four cups of coffee per day reduces your risk of endometrial cancer, clowns eating you
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(16)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
UPS hates delivering to your house, will be slapping you with surcharges because it overstaffed itself during the 2014 Christmas season
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(89)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Upset that cops used pictures of black people for target practice, dozens of Lutheran clergy send photos in ministry garb to police, ask to be their targets instead. They sent one picture of each side so they could turn the other cheek
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(136)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Like World Cups? The World Cup of Hockey will return in 2016
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(25)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
England, France, and Germany to Congressional Republicans: Please don't do anything stupid to upset the deal we're trying to make with Iran
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(146)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't always get upstaged by a dead squirrel, but when I do I prefer it happen on Squirrel Appreciation Day
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(20)
 

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