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156 headlines found matching 'UPI'
Thu December 01, 2016
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Fitbit is buying Pebble. Google is buying Bam-bam. Trump is hiring Mr. Haney to run the Transportation Department. What other stupid thing is happening? Give me a moment. Oh yeah, Sarah Palin to be inflicted on our vets
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stupid new online challenge has naked people trying to cover all their naughty bits using only a single digit. Enjoy The One Finger Selfie Challenge (probably Not safe for work)
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Lufthansa's pilot strike ends after grounding 2,700 flights along with 350,000 passengers since Wednesday. Or as United Airlines calls it, the cost of doing business
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Is that hydrogen in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Disney World, but using 300 drones for a holiday light show is pretty cool
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Oh my, Cupid, that's quite the package you're packing in this refreshed theatre mural (safe for workish)
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Sat November 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
After 5-year study, scientists say unchecked Arctic melting may bring irreversible change. But like that's just their opinion man, it's not like it's 'real' science or anything, amirite?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Light or moderate drinking may help prevent one type of stroke, claims new medical study ... which also says heavy drinking increases the chances. So where's the line between "moderate" and "heavy" drinking?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In Belgium, beer drinking is serious business, so it has applied to have its beer culture listed on UNESCO's Intangible Cultural Heritage List. Stupid Flanders
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Fri November 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Science know-nothing Trump advisor wants the world to know how stupid he is
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Thu November 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Japan... "Honey, the pizza is here. What do you tip a reindeer?"
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(NBC)
 
 
 
While you prepare your turkeys and drink yourself stupid to face your family and their political talk this year, why not watch a bunch of huge balloons float down the street in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 9 AM on NBC
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Wed November 23, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Handwritten poem by Anne Frank highlighting her aviation exploits auctioned for $148,000
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says he's given it a lot of thought, and decided he'd rather finish out his 18-months as the scandal-plagued, wildly unpopular governor of New Jersey, than serve in Trump's cabinet, so Trump shouldn't bother asking, not that he has
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister taught my son how to spell a word incorrectly; she said 'dilemma' was spelled 'dillemna' and people were too stupid to spell it right so it was changed. She refuses to admit she is ever wrong. Should I keep my son away?"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
World's tallest decapitating water slide to be demolished
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mom pays $250 for a replica of a Squidward painting from Spongebob. But she doesn't know what it is, and believes the seller who told her it could be worth $3,000
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New research reveals a cat's tongue's microstructures are uniquely suited to seek and pull out snags and tangles in its coat
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy invents device that tests blood sugar by pupil dilation then decides diabetics need to pay a monthly fee for not needing to buy test supplies. Martin Shkreli, Heather Bresch nod approvingly
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(UPI)
 
 
 
After learning via text he'd been fired, truck driver dumps 1000 bushels of corn on highway, earning him a trip to kernel clink
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How liberals created FrankenTrump and let him loose on the stupid people of America. Thanks guys
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Mon November 21, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Add 'thunderstorm asthma' to the list of stupid things people think they're getting sick from
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Sat November 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI seek 'The Spelling Bee Bandit,' known for writing "robery" on a withdrawal slip and handing it to the teller. Authorities caution the public that he may be carrying a gub
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(UPI)
 
 
 
That guy in the Black Eyed Peas that no one recognizes or even noticed before shares his ongoing battle with testicular cancer to raise spirits of other sufferers. Cancer sufferers, not music lovers, to be precise
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(UPI)
 
 
 
52% of Americans can't stand House Speaker Paul Ryan. Fark: It's his highest approval rating to date
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump already had a motley crew in place and didn't need Vince Neil around after all
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Frenchman planning to cross the Atlantic on a yacht eating 50-year-old food. He'll feel pretty stupid when Trump stops him from entering the US
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Fri November 18, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
ATM keypads are full of bacteria from human skin, food and household surfaces. Which is bad news for the three people who still have enough money in their bank account to even be able to use an ATM
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge tells rapist 'you're the most stupid defendant I've ever come across.' Eww
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hillary makes her first public speaking appearance since the political equivalent of the Buttfumble, having gotten sick of Bill mumbling "it's the economy, stupid" every time he walks past her at home
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Sun November 13, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Irreplaceable 18th century statue at a museum in Portugal becomes the victim of typically 21st century fate ... the tourist selfie
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Sat November 12, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hate mathematics? You're not alone. Even physicists who are generally skilled in it are scared by it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
World power with very large army building a new military base right near the border of Best Korea. Fark: The northern border of Best Korea
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Fri November 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Fifty Shades Darker" avoids NC-17 rating, any interest from moviegoers
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Elle (UK))
 
 
 
Because moving to Canada is stupid and won't fix anything, Americans unhappy with Trump's victory are calling on Queen Elizabeth to revoke America's independence instead
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Tue November 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
"Trumpy, you can do stupid things." It's a compilation of MST3K Trump references
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Mon November 07, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
San Antonio cop learns that the "serve and protect" part of his job description does NOT entail serving a literal sh*t sandwich to a homeless man
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Sun November 06, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Facts are stupid things anyway
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Sat November 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not any good at math? Blame your parents, all three of them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Among the stupidest ideas we've ever saddled ourselves with, daylight "saving" time has to be among the most moronic. It ends tonight (until next Spring)...can't we make it end forever?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't think your entire stupid week could be precisely summed up in 1:16. Maybe your entire stupid life
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Senior citizens in Best Korea are being pressured by their families to kill themselves
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk, stupid and doing handbrake drifts on the edge of a 150-foot cliff is no way to go throu ... never mind
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are running for the legislature, you should know something about the internet. Also, you should not post revenge porn. And don't plead internet stupid and say you can see that stuff on National Geographic. This isn't 1950, Mr. Candidate
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Princeton University)
 
 
 
While we are being collectively stupid about emails, the climate is changing. And nobody cares. Only in America
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Halloween if there weren't some stupid white kid in blackface
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Geologists have just discovered an entirely new mineral. Great, like the periodic table wasn't hard enough to remember already
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Sun October 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stupid Michigan fan thinks that poking the bear is a good idea
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Sat October 29, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rule #1 of Stupid Fraternity Scavenger Hunt is to never let the scavenger list out of your possession. And who still does scavenger hunts anymore?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
We were told there'd be no math to get the WiFi at this Thai restaurant. Stop trolling the customers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ever wanted your very own mini submarine? Ever wondered how much cocaine you could fit in you very own mini submarine? We can't help with the first question, but the answer to the second one is 5,600 pounds
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Thu October 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Super farters' to blame for majority of methane emissions in U.S
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
What's more terrifying: that a presidential nominee of a major party was so stupid that he became a hero of White Nationalists by accident, or that he was Machiavellian enough to make it look accidental?
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
In Thailand, looks like you'll soon be able to take your ISP down by saying something stupid online. Passed in America, it would kill the internet in seven minutes
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Mon October 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"On the bright side, we got great gas mileage"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dear Yahoo Answers: Am I pergnant? Or maybe pragnet? Or gregnant? A wonderful montage of simple pregnancy questions by very, very stupid people
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Thu October 20, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man rappels into Montreal sporting goods store and makes off with over $100,000 worth of hockey sticks in the most Canadian robbery of the year
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Iraq, the battle of take back control of Mosul from ISIS is going well. In fact, it's going quite a bit faster than planned. So hey, good news
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There were 35,092 auto fatalities in 2015. Cars are smarter than ever, but humans have only become more stupid
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Mon October 17, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just because you're the manager of a Pizza Hut, that doesn't mean you can tell your employees that they follow a stupid religion because they can't eat pork
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Stupid science continues to make dinosaurs more lame every day
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(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Five Guys Burgers to open in location formerly occupied by Weight Watchers
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Fri October 14, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Company unveils meatless burger that bleeds like beef
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Wed October 12, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that people who frequently smoke large amounts of cannabis may face a higher risk of reduced bone density and fractures, Cheetos breath
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Boi you better fix that stupid ass headline of yours'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Team Clinton Euro-trolls the Donald by releasing a music video called "the Final Meltdown" featuring a supercut of all the stupid things Trump has been saying lately set to the tune of the band Europe's one hit
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study concludes baby boomers don't work harder than younger generations
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know what would be cool? A slingshot that could hurl a bowling ball more than 300 feet
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Tue October 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Roughly 100 million years ago, an amoeba robbed a bacterium of its genes. Now, researchers finally know how the amoeboid pulled off the heist. Probably an inside job
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Science listens in to Jupiter farting
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Mon October 10, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see five tigers frolicking in the ocean, today is your lucky day
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"There's no 'beginner's luck' in chess because there's no luck in chess. I wondered what would happen if I just struck down that balance in the stupidest way possible, and made all the pieces random. I call it Really Bad Chess"
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Sat October 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
While most people were fleeing Hurricane Matthew ... there was this guy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew continues his east coast tour, heads towards coastal Georgia and South Carolina today
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Wed October 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Toilet paper addicted kangaroo returns to public restroom for another helping
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(UPI)
 
 
 
British man solves 'world's smallest Rubik's cube' with a tweezers. Well, how else can you get those tiny little stickers off?
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Sun October 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Indian government offers a "tax evasion amnesty" program ... and reels in over $9.5 billion in undeclared income and assets. Hmm ... wonder what would happen if such a program were used here in the USA?
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Thu September 29, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
X-ray free-electron laser is aiding the fight against Zika-carrying mosquitoes. It's not sharks with laser beams on their heads, but it's getting there
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland admires Julia Roberts for calling off their wedding back in 1991. Subby wants whatever it is that Kiefer is smoking
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Wed September 28, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin sends attack dolphins. Flipper unavailable for comment
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ricky the rooster is now cock of the walk after being fitted with orthopedic shoes for his arthritis
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani crawls out of his crypt to declare that because she stuck with her husband after Monica Lewinsky, Hillary Clinton is "too stupid to be president"
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Tue September 27, 2016
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Calling the power of Fark: Here's a list of stupid movie remakes coming up, such as Conan the Septuagenarian, Bill & Ted's Midlife Crisis and Michael Bay's The Birds: Now they Explode. We can come up with better ideas
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Rams and Seattle Seahawks fans set aside differences to rescue fan from overturned portable toilet
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Mon September 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
You had me at penis worm
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Sat September 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a lion. ROLL UP THE CAR WINDOWS
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo CEO resigns. From the Federal Reserve, not Wells Fargo; he's making far too much money exploiting the poor
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign aides who clearly weren't paying attention during his previous debate performances are advising him not to let Clinton provoke him into saying something stupid in the upcoming debate
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Energy expert on Trump's plan to seize Iraq's oil as a reimbursement for our military commitments: "it's hard to overstate the stupidity of this idea"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
In a move that totes won't result in Seoul being destroyed in a biblical hail of rocket and tube artillery fire, the South Korean government is developing a military plan to remove Best Korea's leader from power
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Tue September 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. stole that Skittles image from a photographer who fled enemy-occupied territory as a child refugee
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Doctor/pot dispensary owner charged with threatening prosecution in trial of his patient, including "You Christians are the same as Muslims" & labeling Assistant D.A. "stupid white cracker". If only there were some way he can mellow out
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's not normally news when a sports fan passes away, but Len 'Kroppy' Kropioski was a 98 year old WWII veteran who drove two hours each way for almost every Winnipeg Jets home game, making sure to get there in time to salute the anthems. Stupid dust
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Wed September 14, 2016
(TSE)
 
 
 
Jupiter Ascending 2 will have smaller budget
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Morgan Spurlock's next documentary: Stupid Size Me
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Sun September 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Who says American college students are just a bunch of beer-swilling drunken sports junkies? Correction: they are a bunch of *clever* beer-swilling drunken sports junkies
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can you say something that is both completely correct and mindnumbingly stupid? Yes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
Yellowstone damaging morons to appear in court in November. Also charged for bad behavior at several other national parks in the Western US. You can't fix stupid, but you can fine it heavily and/or jail it
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Tue September 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ten-week-old cheetah cub picks 7-week-old puppy as companion animal, cuteness overload ensues
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber hopes Ed Sheeran doesn't ruin his career by doing 'something stupid'
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to beat Donald Trump in a presidential debate ...besides just showing up and egging on his stupidity
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the tenth episode of Fear the Walking Dead, which featured--get this--a lot of people doing crazily stupid shiat except for Sea Coral, who actually managed to do something somewhat useful in the zombie apocalypse [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun September 04, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Strand and crew escape the hotel California? Will Travis survive life with Chris? Will Junkie Depp leave the cult? What stupid decisions will be made? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Our stupid monkey brain is responsible for traffic jams
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Sat September 03, 2016
(BT.com)
 
Audio
 
We now know what Jupiter sounds like and it's creepy as hell
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Fri September 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not as good as Buddha's face on a piece of toast, but almost
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jupiter's north pole is unlike anything encountered in our solar system
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese schools hire barbers to stand at the gates of schools to fix pupils' summer haircuts
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Thu September 01, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
American Airlines president moves to United, says he took the job because the salary is way overpriced, he can take up to six months to report for work and can cancel without notice at any time
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Wed August 31, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow baseball tryout was either a 'complete waste of time' or 'impressive' depending on which MLB scout you ask
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
When you think of soccer the first thing you think of is guys with stupid soccer haircuts, and Paul Pogba just raised that bar forever
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Mon August 29, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
New map shows where species will migrate around North America as planet warms. Watch out for those alligators, Manitobans
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA just flew a spacecraft closer to Jupiter than ever before, and has the photos to prove it
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(Space Daily)
 
 
 
A galaxy of Jupiters. I wonder how many of them turn into sheep to sleep with mortal women
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
You can't fix stupid, but Rachel Maddow certainly tried in a valiant attempt to explain this thing called "the Constitution" to Trump's new campaign manager
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Y'know, the Paralympics name is pretty stupid. If they said it was 'Techno-Athletes' battling each other with their $70,000 computerized artificial limbs, people would watch the shiat out of that (great read + pics)
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Sat August 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police say they have "ruled out the possibility of a Sharknado" in the mystery of a shark found in a roadside puddle. That's some fine police work there, Lou
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Fri August 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study shows that memory activation, exposure help alleviate arachnophobia. So does killing them with fire, but hey, each to their own
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's okay, Dallas fans, you can breathe now. Romo's okay. Oh, and how's that search for a decent backup QB going? Might want to work on that a bit harder
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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Wed August 24, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Extinct marsupial lion named for Sir David Attenborough, because Boaty McBoatface is a stupid name for a marsupial lion
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(UPI)
 
 
 
American airline travelers set a new record last week: 81 guns confiscated by TSA agents, the most ever in one week. USA USA USA
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Tue August 23, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman cleans out messy purse, finds $157,000 lottery ticket. Subby once found $20 in a coat stored over the winter
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Sun August 21, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gov. of Louisiana asks Pres. Obama to wait until next week to visit flood-ravaged areas, so that police and emergency workers won't be pulled away from rescue and relief efforts, to which Obama agrees...so, of course, this is Obama's Katrina
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Sat August 20, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
A new study shows the hybrid atom-ion trap cooling method yields nonequilibrium behavior, which is a major departure from the laws of thermodynamics, obviously
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Factoid: "Suicide Squad" just passed the $500 million mark worldwide. If this is what "failure" looks like, DC is probably okay with failing
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Fri August 19, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Drunk, stupid and dressed as a knight is no way to go through Stockholm, good sire
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Senate Majority Leader Elizabeth Warren" becoming more and more likely with each passing week, haunts the nightmares of bankers everywhere
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ten years and 916 threads ago, our forefarkers brought forth on this site a new abomination, conceived in stupidity and dedicated to the proposition that all posts are created equally worthless. Except the LAST POST-- (LGT LP #1)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Take Away: People are too stupid to use computers. News at 11
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Wed August 17, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
This just in: Coral reefs need fish urine to thrive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Technology are making us stupid
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why Olympic racers run 1500 meters instead of a mile (1609 meters), and why this is self-evidently stupid
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It erupted again as I was trying to pronounce the name
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(UPI)
 
 
 
San Diego Zoo officials introduce orangutans to a bubble machine
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor: Clinton is baiting Trump into saying stupid things. Probably by having a vagina or being a Democrat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC teenagers sneak into Beatles concert by claiming to be their opening act, complete with rented limo and screaming groupies. Later reserve best table in town by claiming to be Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago
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Sun August 14, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study: Believing exercise is beneficial makes it more beneficial. I WANT TO BELIEVE
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Sat August 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Remember we weren't even in Afghanistan. Barack Obama went into Afghanistan creating another problem." No, not even the Trump campaign would be so stupid as to say tha- oh, you have GOT to be farking kidding me (link updated)
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Fri August 12, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Nosulus Rift' fart-smelling virtual reality unit crafted for 'South Park' video game - because of course it was
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Attention all the old grandmas on the NFL Competition Committee: THIS is why you keep kickoffs in the game
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The key to a Bengals Super Bowl win? Stop being stupid
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Thu August 11, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Stupid archeologists read ancient demon-summoning spells aloud, dooming us all to a Suicide Squad sequel
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tom Brady practicing for start of the regular season ... by sitting out first pre-season game
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The ironic thing is that both sides of this debate continue to use the word "style" to describe what they do. Cue the Inigo Montoya pics
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and stupid is the only way to go through life as a Republican
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Wed August 10, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Secret Service is "aware" of Donald Trump's comment about Hillary Clinton and "Second Amendment people". So stop bugging them
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stupid: Driving down the highway reading a Bible. A-hole: Flipping the bird to another driver filming her do it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal editor responds to Lumpy's attempted defense, wonders if Hannity is "stupid, dishonest, or both?"
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Sun August 07, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
What are the odds he'll live past episode six?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Securely fasten all your belongings before getting on the roller coaster
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump's cunning plan to distract attention from all the incorrect, stupid, or offensive things he's said in the last week, is to revisit all the incorrect, stupid, or offensive thing's he's said since his campaign began
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Mad" cows refuse to obey police officer in Maine and run away. Thankfully they weren't Black Angus
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even NPR thinks Suicide Squad is stupid. Is it time to do an intervention for DC fans yet? The first step is admitting you have a problem, guys
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The polls are predicting Hillary winning in a rout, as Trump continues to retaliate with massive stupidity in his relentless quest to finish second in this year's Presidential election
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