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143 headlines found matching 'UPI'
Tue November 21, 2017
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin upset that there are consequences to doing stupid things
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently all the stupid shiat Trump says on Twitter is only "rhetorical"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you had any plans of saying the stupidest thing this week, you just might want to save it for next Sunday
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Sat November 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The hunt for the Rojo Octubre?
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Fri November 17, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Huckinator is here to crush your pathetic attempts to bring honor and truth to the world. Do not resist her whispering eye. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing, stupid mortals. (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1500)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Think that Shake Weights were the stupidest exercise invented? Behold: Squat Magic
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Thu November 16, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently we're now so stupid we have to be reminded to breathe
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas including this gas station with 120 pumps and a 85-yard car wash
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Wed November 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber Jar thief confused and angry that people are bad mouthing her, blames internet for drudging up her stupid teenage antics. If the internet had been around as heavily when you were a kid, what stuff would they drudge up about you?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Papa John: I'm sorry you were offended by the stupid crap I said, please buy my crappy pizza
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
People who write release notes for apps increasingly treat dull job as comedy club open-mic night. "Usually the place for immediate feedback is Twitter and the app stores. People will be like, 'Enough with the stupid notes, tell me what's in this'"
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Tue November 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela is officially bankrupt, will charge you $10 for every stupid socialism joke you make
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Trump's about to say something really stupid but nobody knows what. Oh, is it a day that ends in Y?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sydney Ferry McFerryface name Mcfails after maritime staff refuses to work on it because of its stupid name
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Sun November 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
State Dept. finally addresses concerns over critical understaffing... by offering buyouts of up to $25,000 to further trim over 600 people from the ranks
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Discrimination and not stupidity is the reason this man says he can't get a job in retail because of his neck tattoo
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Fri November 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And like magic, here it is: the stupidest thing I've read all day. Fox News legal analyst: Actual victims of sexual predators are 'very few and far between'
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
A British landlord who writes childrens books and Nazi-occupied Britain-themed erotica won't rent to "coloureds" because of the curry smell is your sentient mad lib of the week
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Chickens in SPAAAAACE
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How drunk, stupid, or arrogant would you have to be to try to sexually assault Terry Crews
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
Richard Spencer too stupid to interview, should stick with being a punching bag
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"You hear privilege, and you think 'money and opportunity', and they don't have it ... And then you've got people calling them stupid and deplorable. Well, how long do you think you can call people stupid and deplorable before they get mad?"
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sean Astin is a national treasure, even if he does think he's too stupid to play Dungeons & Dragons
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Sat November 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Things are seriously quacked up in Minnesota, don'tcha know
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Here, let me share with you my concerned face. Oh, sorry... that's my don't give a fark face. Here, let me try again. Nope... still not working
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Fri November 03, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Stupid: Trying to break into fried chicken shop. Stupider: Getting stuck in an air vent for 7 hours (link fixed)
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Thu November 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Male mammoths died in more stupid ways than females, usually after trumpeting, "Hold my beer and watch this"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Evolutionary theory suggests Star Trek might be right. All you have to do is slap on some funny-looking foreheads, noses, or ears on a humanoid, and VOILA: an alien
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hey California, maybe putting a 45% tax on legal weed wasn't such a good idea after all when the street corner stuff is still cheaper
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Jupiter has an aurora like Earth, but does not require solar wind to form and is a self-contained process. ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
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Tue October 31, 2017
(SportsChump)
 
 
 
49ers ask stupid questions
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The average Californian drives 14k miles/year. If they average 20mpg they will use ~700 gallons of gas. 700 x .12 = 84. $84 per year is apparently enough taxation to cause a political upheaval. Perhaps Americans ARE too stupid to govern themselves
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Simply put, 'The Walking Dead' needs to focus on being less stupid
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The cat got to play while Rick and Ezekiel made some command decisions in their war against Negan as the apocalypse isn't big enough for two massive egos. But then, Rick had to do something stupid that won't end well for anyone [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Mon October 30, 2017
(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
Why are the New England Patriots so good? Because they're smart and everybody else is stupid
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Sun October 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
What, you thought the 2017 season was over? Let's give a warm (water) welcome to Tropical Storm Philippe as he eyes what's left of the Florida Keys
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Sat October 28, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Just another day in Alaska, the Australia of North America
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former NYC mayor Mike Bloomberg says the UK Brexit fubar is the stupidest thing any country has EVER done ...besides some other silly younger country electing Trump
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fat, stupid, and hopped up on opioids stolen during Irma is no way to go through life, ossifer
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Welcome to the stupid sexy Halloween costume roundup 2017
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix producer totally unloads on Sean Penn: If actor gets killed by a cartel hit squad like Scarface, it's his own fault for being so stupid
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Belgian sex education website recommended for 7-year-old kids demonstrates advanced sex techniques even subby hasn't heard of. Stupid Flanders (NSFW)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Salvation Army welcomes all donations...well most donations....maybe not occupied urns
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman sets world record for running marathon in high heels. Video footage at 11
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Sat October 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Melania Trump donates her inaugural gown to the Smithsonian. At least we think it was Melania Trump. It's so hard to tell these days
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Fri October 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your foodies were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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Wed October 18, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Three little pigs found running loose amid reports that someone blew their houses down
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kangaroo boxing match captured on infrared video. It's the X-Games for marsupials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Trump Nominee Says Stupid S*it" we have Jeff Mateer, who claims religious crackdowns by Nazi Germany were just like treatment of Christians today
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
The history of Twitter, from exciting new frontier to enabler of white supremacy and stupid
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Sat October 14, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
California becomes the first state in the nation to require pet stores to only sell rescue dogs, cats and rabbits
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Fri October 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
I heard you liked airborne refueling, so I had your airborne refueler plane refeuled by an airborne refueler plane
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"I'm proud to stand with Alex Jones and InfoWars." Well, there it is, the stupidest thing you'll read all day
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Wed October 11, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together and welcome Ophelia to the 2017 Hurricane Club. Take a bow, Ophelia, and wave to the crowd
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit to British farmers: Your income is expected to be cut in half. Suck, suck it hard and long for voting for this you stupid mother farkers. SUUUUCCKKK IIIIIITTTTTT
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Tue October 10, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
World's largest carrot or Trump/alien offspring? You decide
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(Syfy)
 
Video
 
Jupiter is like Koyaanisqatsi, man
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Farking stupid Trump is out of his mind for wanting to get rid of the Iran nuke deal because Iran attempted to buy nuclear technology illegally 32 times. Wait, what?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Experts predict Kim Jong-un is about to do something stupid
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Sat October 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced a number of potted pot plants, the Gainesville Police Department would like you to please come pick them up. (with helpful photo of the plants)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you mistake a Jack Daniel's flag for an ISIS banner, you likely have had a bit too much of the former to drink. Just saying
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New Orleans residents: "Oh crap...here we go again"
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Fri October 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Some people will do anything to get into the Guinness World Records. Like this guy who pulls on 13 pairs of underwear in 30 seconds
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Fresh, never frozen since 69. Trying to cop that mixtape, better get in line. Grabbed a couple wings now you're trying to fly. But nothing gets 'em dipping like a Frosty and fry"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own your very own, one-of-a-kind toilet seat museum, well you might want to sit down for this news
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Indiana Supreme Court: "Yes, we agree that the law is pants-on-head stupid, but seeing as it is the law, off to prison with you"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
U-t-i-l-i-t-y w-o-r-k-e-r-s r-e-s-c-u-e S-l-o-t-h f-r-o-m p-o-w-e-r-l-i-n-e
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Wed October 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gecko plays dead to avoid getting eaten by a snake. Probably saved himself a ton of money on health insurance
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
If you had "less than 24 hours" for a member of congress to claim Las Vegas was the fault of the people being shot, thank John Thune (R-eally stupid) and claim your prize
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Mon October 02, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson's lawyer calls Florida attorney general 'stupidest person on the planet'
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Sun October 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
In today's Real Headline or The Onion test we have this head-scratcher: "Dark web drug dealer arrested headed to beard competition"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Not sure what is more amazing: a tree-trimming company in Pennsylvania got fined $95 million for hiring illegal immigrants or that a tree-trimming company in Pennsylvania had $95 million in the first place?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
American Idol finds the me they've been looking for
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Fri September 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
General Hospital veteran Anna Jeffreys dead at 94. Or at least we think so, although we've heard that her long-lost identical twin cousin from the forgotten second husband of her mother who disappeared at sea may actually be the one who died
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Thu September 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
In today's "stupid things said by Trump" category, Donnie Two Scoops suggests that NFL owners are "afraid of their players," regarding Kneelgate
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Wed September 27, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's one of those days where you can't tell if you're reading UPI or The Onion: "Toddler gets scooter-jacked by backpack-wearing poodle"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
This is just getting stupid now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama is about to get Moore stupid
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Mon September 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
New research shows plastic nanoparticles may be causing brain damage in fish, leading to a high number of school dropouts
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Russia...
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Steelers fans admit how stupid they were, burn their gear
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley: "I'm embarrassed because {Trump} said the speech in Alabama and got a rousing reception when he said those things. So it hurts me that those ignorant folks in Alabama would applaud something so stupid.". Turrible, just Turrible
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Fri September 22, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Authorities seek toilet paper bandits, analyze skid marks left at scene
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
NFL realizing that letting the Chargers move to LA was a stupid decision
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Thu September 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"I don't know about you guys, but I've had enough of this. It ends now"
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Arson suspect who set himself on fire is charged with burning personal property. The stupid, it burns
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Wed September 20, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
I'm not sure how a 6-foot snake can be confused with a 2-inch caterpillar but then again this happened in London
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN the "Hicks from Mud Lick" stop reDRagon? IS Fenix the only man who can hide his own Easter eggs? I'M soaking wet, I need something to drink. Hey, you. Stupid. Get me something to drink. "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
South Dakota lawmaker on protesters in the streets, "All Lives Splatter". Bonus: Stupid post on Facebook got her fired from her full-time job
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well, there it is. The stupidest thing I have seen on the internet all week
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Computer, give me a history of the iconic and incredibly stupid Star Trek double fist punch
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Sun September 17, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently FEMA was up to its regular stupidity concerning disaster relief, they auctioned off disaster trailers before Hurricane Harvey made landfall
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us, where a kid is just a kid...a really bored kid wandering down empty aisles filled with dust and broken corporate dreams
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Reason No. 374,792 why most millennials are stupid: half of them would give up their right to vote to get out of debt
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Fire News)
 
 
 
When will other fast food chains learn you don't mess with Wendy's...especially on social media
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Todd Starnes, who, even at Fox qualifies as "the stupid one" flips out over a panel in a new Superman comic where Supes protect a group of "illegals" from being gunned down by racists. Give you a hint Todd, you can't get a US Visa on Krypton
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Democrats dare to be stupid with their trust
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Wed September 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump says wealthy may have to pay more in taxes. *blink* *blink*
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope Francis makes everything that Donald Trump and Steve Bannon say sound stupid through the use of reason and logic. To be fair, that's some pretty low hanging fruit
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead was heavy on comparisons to Trump's America and really highlighted the fact none of the main characters are smart enough to go on living because they keep doing stupid things [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Conservative government too preoccupied with infighting to govern effectively. What an utterly surprising and unprecedented scenario that is
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Sat September 09, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
So, this house exploded right down the street from subby. Unfortunately, it was occupied
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A compilation of all the stupid shiat you see on planes. Otherwise known as a day ending in y - what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen on a flight?
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Tue September 05, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dinosaurs march to protest national service "extinction." Not a repeat from the Jurassic Period
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Legend looking for fat, white actors to play Trump supporters in video. He'd get actual Trump supporters but they're too stupid to be actors which is saying something
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Stupidest kickstarter you'll see today, this week, this month
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The cop who illegally arrested the RN is also a paramedic for Gold Cross EMS in SLC. How stupid of a paramedic do you have to be to not know that an ER patient admitted for burns would have blood in the lab you could get with a judge's order?
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Because you were just getting into the stupid, sexy fun, SyFy cancels Dark Matter
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Thousands of caterpillars band together to form into one large mass. Sounds like the plot of a horror movie
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Stupid: Deciding to rob a bar. Full Retard: Robbing a bar full of police officers who are celebrating a coworker's retirement. The Baltimore Sun is there
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Wed August 30, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a way to turn brewing waste into fresh yeast to make more beer. Finally a practical use for science
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Asinine: University of Tampa professor tweets that Hurricane Harvey is "instant Karma for Texas voting Trump in". Facepalm: Florida ALSO went for Trump. Dumbass: Gets fired for his stupidity. Fail tag splits the difference and calls it even
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Premium water companies introduce 'gluten-free' versions because they know we're stupid and we'll buy them
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Mon August 28, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
You bought 32 lottery tickets with the same number combination? You know, that's probably not the best... WHAT?
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I voted for President Trump because...arrrrggghhhh...the stupid, it burns
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Taint news, it's Fark
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a duck riding on the New York subway while wearing a leash
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rescuers use a gallon of dish soap to rescue woman trapped in slot canyon in Utah. Stupid person in peril trifecta in play?
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Thu August 17, 2017
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Trump Tuesday: "First it is Lee and Stonewall Jackson, what next, Washington and Jefferson?" Everyone Wednesday: "No, don't be stupid and compare confederates and founding fathers". CNN commentator Thursday: "Let's be stupid"
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Poor poor Christopher Cantwell. Now he can't even get a date on OKCupid
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Remember back when Trump was popular with blacks and latinos? Then Trump went full birther. Why? Kushner rolled his eyes. Then he responded: "He doesn't really believe it, Elizabeth. He just knows Republicans are stupid and they'll buy it"
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Sun August 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police test cadets' focus with squeaky rubber chicken
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Sat August 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Wallabie damned
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans were all about free trade and opening up new markets? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. State Department scolds Putin for inappropriate trip to Russian-occupied Georgian region, which it says was in violation of Georgia's sovereignty as established by the Geneva accords. Putin smiles, thumps his chest and tells them to suck it
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Wed August 09, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Congratulations American travelers, you just set a new record: the largest number of guns confiscated by TSA in a single week. USA USA USA
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The cost of making those aluminum foils hats to keep out the alien-developed and CIA-operated brain monitoring waves is about get a LOT more expensive. Thanks, Trump
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Tue August 08, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Guy who scheduled 6 dates at the same bar in one night is too stupid to move to another bar after the first one busts up the NEXT 5 DATES. In a row. It's extremely likely a doorknob got lucky Monday night in DC
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Survey from the N.S. Sherlock Institute finds that while pilotless planes could save the aviation industry billions every year, not many passengers would be willing to fly that way
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Sat August 05, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Dear NASA, I would like to apply for the position of Planetary Protection Officer. I think I would be fit for the job. One of the reasons is my sister says I am an alien. Also, I have seen almost all the space movies and alien movies I can see"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Think the Deadpool suit is what makes Ryan Reynolds look so buff? Think again. And in related news, Josh Brolin reported to be moving in to a gym full time
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Fri August 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Okay, first question: how did he get them on top of his car?
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Thu August 03, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Homeowners' association tells vet to take down his flag wrap mailbox decor. Stupidity of HOA v.s Vet fight to the left, and a polite discussion of Chapter 1 of Title 4 of the United States Code to the right
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Wed August 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren says the stupid vile libtard MSM media twisted her words because of course she likes some parts of Obamacare and when she and other Republicans say "repeal Obamacare," what they really mean is keep most of it. Like, duh
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Mon July 31, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Like to blow through red lights on your motorcycle? Here's your sign
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Pyongyang's 'Hotel of Doom' reopens after best renovation with big red propaganda sign declaring that North Korea is a leading rocket power. All hail the world's tallest unoccupied building
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Sat July 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear NASA, happy birthday to you
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
KellyAnne Conway: I'm a stupid idiot and you should point and laugh at me
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will we find out what stupidity Donnie Two Scoops was trying to distract from with his attacks on civil rights? Will there be financial records? How about some light treason? THIS is your Trump administration rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. military spends 10 times more on erectile dysfunction than transgender care
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida tops the list of 'best places for mancation,' because if you're going to do something stupid you might as well do it in Florida
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America is living in the golden age of stupidity
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
If you want your license plate to be DRGDLR, DRUNK, LGLP0T, LOADED, LSD, NTOXC8, REEFER, ST0NED and 1MDRNK, D1MEBG or BONG, don't worry. Missouri goes to great lengths to smarten your stupidity
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