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Headlines matching 'U.S. Marshals'
Tue May 08, 2012
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(WANE) Sick Not News: man gets DUI. News: with four children. Fark: strapped to the hood of a car  (wane.com) (45)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Oregon Live) Strange You're a federal fugitive wanted by the U.S. Marshals. Do you: A) Flee to Mexico? B) Flee to Canada? C) Pose as a disc jockey named 'RoboCraig' at a bar and grill in Oregon?  (oregonlive.com) (28)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Get busted for DUI? Now you'll get multiple daily text messages from the judge, ordering you to blow into your cell phone alcohol detector  (foxsanantonio.com) (94)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Not wanting to be left out of the fun a teacher's aide has been arrested for sending nude photos to 16 year-old students because she 'enjoyed the attention'. With you'd hit it with your ruler picture  (dailymail.co.uk) (104)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass When you're a CVS manager using your girlfriend's father to stage a robbery, don't run outside to bring him the bag of loot if he forgets it. That tends to raise suspicion  (washingtonpost.com) (44)


Wed April 11, 2012
(WANE-TV) Fail Moran decides to play police officer and pull over a car using a cell phone flashing red and blue lights, only to find out that the car he pulled over contained real police officers  (wane.com) (181)


Tue March 27, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing The artist who created the 'Hope and Change' poster just got his mugshot on The Smoking Gun. So that means Jon McNaughton and Thomas Kinkade get to repaint the Sistine Chapel  (thesmokinggun.com) (94)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Bangor Daily News) Spiffy Max Security inmate breaks out of cell, cell block, and through several checkpoints for sex with female inmate. With "worth a shot" pic of female inmate  (bangordailynews.com) (72)

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