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17 headlines found matching 'U.S. Customs'
Fri June 23, 2017
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese spies? In MY Virginia?
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Sat June 17, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In Arizona it's a news story when you find a scorpion swimming in your pool
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
150 pounds of meth found in popcorn boxes at border. Police tipped off when they realized 'Orville Reddentweaker' wasn't a real brand
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Thu June 01, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Pastafarian earns the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his drivers license photo. "It's a little ridiculous, I know"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Border Agent: "Welcome to the United States of America, Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. Can I have your cellphone password please?" Canadian: "F*ck off." *U-turn*
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Mon May 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sharp kneed Aussie vixen's mail order bride plan unravels when quick and attentive customs folks read a few pages from her diary and check the Facebook feed
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Tue May 09, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Rape Table" was part of training for Customs officers at Newark Airport. No word on if they had a "rape tower" also
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
If the government confiscates your drugs, sue them. That's the Texas way
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Tue April 25, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
300 pounds of illegal Nepalese yak meat seized at JFK ... relatedly, Nepalese yak meat is apparently illegal
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Wed April 19, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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Tue April 18, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The dream is over
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even in Texas polls show that 61% of respondents oppose building a border wall. However if you apply mathemagical formulae to subtract all the non-citizens responding illegally to the poll, the border wall is favored by 96.8% of Texans
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Sat April 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gov't: "On second thought, maybe we don't need to know this information after all." Twitter: "Yeah, that's what we thought. Now go run along and play with your toys like a good boy"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some of the bids for Trump's Mexico border wall include plans for a tourist balcony
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
BLM: Pay no attention to this mysterious hole in the middle of the Arizona desert that was built in the 1950s and nobody knows what it was for. You go on your merry way and we'll take care of back-filling it
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man trying to do his best 'Leonardo DiCaprio in an airline uniform' poses as crew member and gets busted with $85K worth of cocaine in suitcase at JFK Airport
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