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500 headlines found matching 'Twitter'
Fri September 30, 2016
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The cake was a lie
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay has been banned from attending his children's parents' evenings
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling hasn't been this invested in a trainwreck since his video game company
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Thu September 29, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senator Claire McCaskill calls for Donald Trump to be weighed in public every day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
To prove to his girlfriend he can look after pets, dude cooks tiny pancakes for his kitten
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(Vice)
 
 
 
2600 offers $10,000 bounty For Trump's Tax Returns. "That derogatory 400 lb hacker remark was our tipping point BTW"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
On today's "Weird or Cool from Japan", a free web service that will turn your sketches into line art
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As proof the protest is working, Nebraska's governor agrees to meet with a Cornhusker who knelt during the anthem
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Everybody poops. But not everybody wanders the city naked pooping on doorsteps
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I wish they'd teach us more about Vikings
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
So what will be your digital legacy after you die? Submitter is looking at his
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh, look. Fox News has an interactive Election Prediction map that will let you post your picks. This should be fun
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Mows 58,000 square-foot "TRUMP" sign into lawn. "I mean, that's what retired people do to keep busy, right? Either that or sit in front of the TV and get old"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Bicycle company puts picture of a TV on boxes instead of bikes, reduces delivery damage by 80 percent
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporter tries to Make Carpooling Great Again
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yeah, that list of 176 reasons Trump shouldn't be elected? It was 1/2 the original size. Oh and here are 74 things that disqualify Trump, just from last month
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor avoids yet another title fight by accepting a catchweight fight. This is not a repeat from UFC 202
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pharma bro Martin Shkreli is now accepting bids to be punched in the face
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just can't resist insulting Rosie O'Donnell. It's almost like she said no to him. Or they were married. Or she saw his tiny dick
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Michael Moore keeps blowing the dog whistle lodged in his butt
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
U.S. Army trying to squelch its official Twitter feed that claimed Donald Trump lies every 3 minutes, 15 seconds. It's really every 2 minutes
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Just like he did before winning the Super Bowl, John Elway waits awhile to destroy a twitter troll
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Remember Donald Trump being a fidgeting, constantly sniffing, water-guzzler during last night's debate? Yeah, about that
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
AOL Time Warner AT&T Taco Bell US Government Costco Burger King Disney Twitter merger on track to create serious shareholder valyoo
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee issues a 'clown warning'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Europa's a squirter
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Sun September 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FL Republican gets blasted online for using Jose Fernandez's death to smear national anthem protesters
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
"When I die please just read my best jokes at my funeral." It was The Internet that tweeted pictures of a naked man to the TV station
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Text Adventures VI (c) 2016. You are inside Walmart and sitting on a scooter. The craft section surrounds you. In your pocket is a lighter. What do you wish to do?_
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Twitter's stock jumps 21%. #twitterbuyout
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton trolls Trump by giving Mark Cuban a front row seat at the debate; Trump escalates matters to "undiagnosed personality disorder" level by giving a front row seat to Gennifer Flowers
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Teen posts picture of discolored water coming from the sink at her high school, so authorities immediately A) report the issue to the school district, B) report the issue to the local utility, or C) suspend the student
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Did Matt Damon time-travel to get married in 1961?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Adele Dazeem is getting married
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese love hotel plans to apply for Guinness World Record, but not for the reason you are thinking of
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schlong-awaited announcement: Department of Thrustice probing Weiner for sexting with 15 year old. Will Weiner waver? "No" Weiner vows to stay firm, but Weiner's probably going down. Boehner offers support: "Hang in there Weiner"
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Thu September 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Stockholm hipsters declare war on killer badger after it attacked and killed beloved neighbourhood cat, leading to number of sarcastic comments from other Swedes. "Sweden's Harambe"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you want the best polling data on the presidential election, go to Twitter
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than waiting until the last day to do an assignment? Coming home drunk and then remembering it's due in a few hours
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spain's political instability causes consumers to not give pizza chance
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
Scarlett Johansson's 'Ghost In The Shell' drops five new teasers on Twitter
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop racially profiles black teen coming home from his job in an industrial park, tosses him in back of squad car, and stereotypes him as too poor and black to afford his own bike
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Cop talks you down from suicide by discussing about how much you both hate the Dallas Cowboys. Bad news: You're a Redskins fan
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative pundit suspended from Twitter for suggesting that black protestors should be killed. THE SYSTEM WORKS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How the candidates are preparing for their first debate. Or procrastinating on Twitter, in the case of Trump
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New York DMV figures out they can still charge parking tickets to license plates that they have destroyed. Previous owner would like a word
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Londoners wait in line for hours to get a taste of the old In-N-Out
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hollywood reality 101: You know that your celebrity divorce is official when Madame Tussaud's museum separates your wax statues
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas: Okay, here's the $1.9 mil we agreed to to settle the Sandra Bland death thing. Lawyers: What about the other agreement we made? The one about retraining the police? Texas: Do what now?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Headline: Black NY Democrat supports Trump's Muslim ban. Article: Some random black guy who lives in Chelsea, NY and is coincidentally registered Democrat supports Trump's Muslim ban. Tag is for both the article writer and the random guy
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
And the best tweet about the World Cup of Hockey belongs to Phil Kessel, who isn't even there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
News presenter 'attacked by massive wasp on live TV'
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Sunday: Colin Kaepernick kneels and people boo and criticize. Monday: Police shoot another unarmed black man in Tulsa. Wednesday: Thunderous silence from Kaepernick's critics
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Tue September 20, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Today's clown sighting determined to be a hoax brought to you by Annapolis, MD
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Because they'll spark a panic in Sweden
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Amazon, which became the world's most dominant retailer by using online sales and an advanced distribution network to out-compete the outdated traditional brick-and-mortar retail model--is opening a bunch of brick and mortar stores nationwide
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hope springs eternal when your political butt depends on it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a naked, drunken Swede covered in blood
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
When even the news calls your frat party "epic," it's epic
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Richard Dreyfuss: I'm neither dead nor Julia Louis-Dreyfus' dad, but thanks for your concern
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As an idiot NY congressman proved on Twitter today after the arrest of the NY Bomber, "You're welcome, Colin Kaepernick" is the new "thanks, Obama"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter user teaches Curt Schilling why punishing someone the government has only accused of a crime is a bad idea
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump boasts that he's the mastermind behind, or has inside information to, numerous terrorist attacks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Keep calm and mock Ben Carson for improperly using memes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan to women who date sugar daddies, "Are you a prostitute?" Subby removes wishlist from profile
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So who is the guy behind the creepy Tom Brady mask?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush got himself a new job
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Attention Domino's delivery staff. You are NOT Evel Knievel
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Sun September 18, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lyft president predicts driverless dystopia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump plans yuuuuuuuuuuuuge lawsuit against the New York Times
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump plugs NYC explosion as reason to vote for him - then brags about his poll numbers
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Trump's new DC hotel filled with items made in China. While staying there, you can also have a Qur'an hand-delivered to your room
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Move over, Syrian refugees-we've got to make room for Russians seeking "pornographic asylum" too
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
NFL lifts its ban on custom jerseys with the name Harambe. Fark: NHL lists it as the default name on their website
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Proving that he doesn't have a breathalyzer on his Twitter account, Mark Cuban offers Trump $10 million for a 1-on-1 interview
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How many 8-year-olds could you beat at soccer? LA Galaxy's Steven Gerrard and Robbie Keane barely manage to defeat 30 of them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The biggest takeaway from this story about the internet's reaction to Donald Trump's continual pivot-cling to birther conspiracies is that we have a new nickname for him: Orange Shiatgibbon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
They're not saying Trump was institutionalized in 1990, but they're also not NOT saying that. Where is Glenn Beck when you need him?
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Thu September 15, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to stream tonight's Bills-Jets NFL game
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In past times, this was called "going native"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's complete disappearance since the convention is due to her "spending time with her family" and not, as previously assumed, because at 46 she'd reached her expiration and Trump was trading her in for a new model
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why so many websites are blue?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Six thousand year old snowshoe found in professor's office. Man, when those guys get tenure, they never want to leave
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Wed September 14, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Did Tom Brady call into a local radio show, pretend to be a regular guy named "Matt" to complain about New England sports fans?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The history of a meme that defined a presidency. THANKS OBAMA
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Infamous Tewksbury goat spotted by locals again. "It seems as if the goat returned to his daily activities of eating apples, frolicking in the woods around Tewksbury and tweeting, as he continues update residents on his escapades"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Can you remember the music from the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies? No? Well here's why that is
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Our tracking system will never be used by Spectre, Mr Bond
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton 2.0 thinks you whackjobs on the Internets really need to chill out about her coming out of Chelsea's apartment after Hillary's ill-health on 9/11
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Nutcase conspiracy theorist says Hillary was poisoned...wait, make that, world famous forensic pathologist who had a movie made about him says Hillary was poisoned
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live adds three new cast members for season 42
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Reporter writes column about how Donald Trump fans send him racist, hateful messages. Donald Trump fans respond on Facebook with racist, hateful messages
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
How many dots can you see at one time in this optical illusion?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Ziploc bags are not condoms
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If you thought the images of Hillary Clinton maybe swaying a little bit raised questions about her health, you've never seen the photos of the time Jimmy Carter heat-stroked out of a marathon in Georgia in 1979
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
A) Buy a hot chick a drink. B) Get her phone number. C) Don't score. D) Ask for a refund via text
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(Ruud Dutch Fans)
 
 
 
Not News: Children from a local hospital get to go to a soccer game. News: Away fans pelt the kids before the game with items they smuggled into the stadium. Fark: AWWWWWWW
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Who says American college students are just a bunch of beer-swilling drunken sports junkies? Correction: they are a bunch of *clever* beer-swilling drunken sports junkies
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will AJ Styles be the smiling face on our TV? Through the darkest days against Bray, will Randy Orton's fire burn, always? Will Miz form one dark flame and incinerate Dolph Ziggler? Find out on WWE Backlash, 8pm ET on WWE Network, kickoff show at 7pm
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Introducing Gab.ai, the alt-right's new social safe space. "Nobody's been banned," which even on Reddit means you're doing it wrong
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"When television producers are asked why there aren't any TV programs about games, the most commonly given answer is because it simply isn't fun watching people play them. I find that answer entirely false, and judging from YouTube, I'm not alone"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: We demand an apology from Hillary for saying half of our supporters are racist. Hillary: Fine, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said "half". *drops mic*
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Sat September 10, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Tourists spent $63 million per day in Virginia last year, approximately 3/4 of which went to gas wasted stuck behind side-by-side semis on I-81
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bishop of Mallorca fired from post by Vatican due to "improper relationship". Clearly, as a relationship with an adult female is pretty much as improper as it can get for a Catholic clergyman
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Like raptor hunting, upside-down-girl foot archery, and guys on fire riding horses? Then check out the Kyrgyz World Nomad Games
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norwegian man faces child porn and cow sex charges, which just shows the cruelty of the world; you're attracted to a young calf and have to go home to a heifer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hello, yes, this is penis
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Black Mirror' creator breaks silence on Season 3 episodes. Topics include social media obsession and online rage. So basically about Twitter and Reddit then
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're both 12 years old." "Hit it"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
This just in, Keifer Sutherland is hot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fans lash out on twitter against Jets' Brandon Marshall for not standing during the anthem. How they know that he didn't get up from his couch, I'll never know
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German man to make attempt at world record by carrying 29 beer steins at Oktoberfest, which works out to 154 pounds and enough beer to power a Fark admin for almost twenty minutes
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WWE sells Del Rio down el rio
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian boy wins 'best dressed' prize for Hitler costume. You know who else was from Australia and liked to dress up as Hitler? That's right, Hitler
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(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
"The serious and dangerous nature of the incident was somewhat overshadowed by the police faux-pas when they mapped the crime area in a shape similar to that of male genitalia"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why was Cam Newton flossing on the sidelines during their games against the Denver Broncos?
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Amtrak asks woman if she is still trapped in elevator months later
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not many people know this, but taking pictures of the iconic Eiffel Tower at night is illegal, unless you're willing to pay a massive fine
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Thu September 08, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Airbnb announces plans to force racists to work just a little bit harder at being racist on their site
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Walmart creates in-store 9/11 Twin Towers tribute completely out of Coke products. If you guessed Florida- claim your prize- a Pepsi
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Joe Manganiello is Deathstroke
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans news anchor Anne Cutler would really like Takata airbag haters on Twitter to check their spelling
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
So she really is just channeling Bill at this point?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Misogynist, exiled Hobbit, and sexual position nickname Reince Priebus critiques Hillary Clinton after the Commander in Chief Forum-- "She didn't smile enough. Smile more." Christ, what a jackass
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For the first time in 33 seasons, EVERYONE on Survivor is told to get off the island
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man arrested after sending his dog and a gun through the security screening x-ray. Your dog wants a carry permit
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Wed September 07, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
The instructor for the next Fark Kayak Expedition has been located
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Norfolk City Hall wifi SSID named "Con Public". Other rejected names included "Citizens Are Suckers" and "Pimp Y'all Grubers"
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Vermont AG: Good News Everyone. Bernie Sanders didn't break any laws by asking for campaign contributions to help out a progressive state senate candidate
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(The Local)
 
 
 
". . . because no one EVER expects the Spanish Penis Bidet"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to prove that someone can REALLY talk backwards? Just run the tape in reverse
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Tue September 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ten-week-old cheetah cub picks 7-week-old puppy as companion animal, cuteness overload ensues
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will go the the finals of the Tag Team Title tourney? WILL all hell break loose between Ambrose and AJ Styles? CAN we get a Nikki Bella nip-slip on live TV? LIVE from NEBRASKA, THIS is YOUR WWE Smackdown thread (8pm ET on USA)
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'The Walking Dead' season 7 teaser proves it's now Negan's world
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Licensed elephant trainer becomes second "haafu" woman in succession to win the Miss Japan pageant. No word if elephant training was her talent for the competition
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Captain Slow busted for going too fast
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump blasts Hillary Clinton for not knowing "C" stamped on a document means "Classified." Yeah, you know where this story is going already
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(Time)
 
 
 
SpaceX could owe $50 million or a free flight to Spacecom after blowing up their shiat last week
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nose before wicket
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So how are you all celebrating Labor Day? Going to a festival? Drinking beer? Or doing absolutely nothing?
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Crikey, Bindi Irwin remembers her father on the 10th anniversary of his death
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People losing two hours of sleep every day to Facebook and Twitter. Not where I work
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(York Press, UK)
 
 
 
Crooks still calling the cops and to brag that they'll never be caught, but this one became ironic in record time
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(AP)
 
 
 
Umpires at US Open are having to tell players to put their cell phones away while they're playing
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Airports to bring new meaning to lay-over with sleeping pods (w/ vid)
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(The Friendly Bounce)
 
 
 
Andrew Wiggins prefers his video games have violence and gore, which makes sense considering how brutal the NBA's western conference will be
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It is pretty impressive that you threw a 2-liter soda bottle from the top of your roof, having it bounced a couple of times on your driveway, and actually making it go through your basketball hoop... as long as you call bank
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Fri September 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese NOPE bridge closed to upgrade the area due to the high number of visitors and NOT because it's a giant deathtrap
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Ummm... thanks for the birthday cake Mom, but it kinda wants to make me puke after reminding me of my hangover"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Despite his wild week of partying after the Olympics, Usain Bolt has decided to run back to his girlfriend
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hey, remember back in 2008 when the Clinton campaign accused Obama of being a drug dealer?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
OOPSIE DOODLE: Green Party supporters stare at empty podium after Jill Stein accidentally flies to the wrong city
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump campaign makes volunteers sign non-disclosure agreement. Let's see what they've put in this do-OH LAWD
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's what all the YouTube stars are going to do now that they can't swear and get paid for it. Probably all get jobs in factories somewhere
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The most shocking thing about Trump's visit to Mexico? All the visible bobby pins holding his toupee in place
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia sentences a man to 10 years in jail and 2,000 lashes for tweeting he's an atheist. As opposed to the U.S., where the punishment for making outrageous and controversial tweets is being nominated to run for President
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
A judge will consider smacking your penis against a car window as a crime that's sexual in nature no matter how much you respectfully disagree
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
PewDiePie was briefly banned from Twitter for saying he was joining ISIS
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
"Take a shot for Harambe. He took one for you" Kickstarter for shot glasses has already raised 18X its goal
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Get naked or get lost
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
"Rob Gronkowski don't got time for the grammar police"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the last thing you spent $100+ on?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump says he didn't discuss paying for the wall with President Nieto of Mexico. Nieto on Twitter: "At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump, I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall"
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian wildlife no longer satisfied with just trying to kill you. Now it uses other wildlife as a weapon
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Will Trump still Build That Wall, or will it be a series of nicely-styled hedges? How will his on-air sycophant spin it, or will we see heads exploding? And will his supporters care or notice? This is YOUR Trump Major Immigration Speech, 8 PM EST
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Tue August 30, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC reporter covering Trump: "I'll continue to be fair in my reporting of all candidates - and hope I don't encounter abuse or racism like that again." Oh you sweet summer child
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart takes to Twitter to let people know what he thinks of Colin Kaepernick. Other users politely suggest his views are skewed by his interaction with police. Y'know, after he killed someone on the track
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You have a tattoo on your balls?"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The number of people watching the VMAs was roughly the same as number of awards that Beyonce won
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Mon August 29, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iran rolls out domestic internet. It's like the regular internet but without the things anyone wants, like porn, music, porn, movies, porn, gambling, and porn
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Deathstroke will be the primary villain in the Batfleck movie
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"Stamina Watch: Trump vs. Hillary. Who Lasts Longer?" Please be about the bedroom please be about the bedroom
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember to turn up for work today. Your king might be there, demanding explanations
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton declares war on small farmers by proposing a focused safety net to help family farms get through challenging times, federal resources in commodity payment, crop insurance, and disaster assistance programs to support family operations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Galapagos Islands has lost one of their unique species, the Vermilion Flycatcher. It has apparently gone extinct, become a Galapaghost, if you will
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An article written to appeal to the paranoid germophobe who freaks out at restaurants. Subject: Lemon in a drink. UNCLEAN
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2016 claims another: Marvin Kaplan, character actor known for the sitcom "Alice" and his voice-over work as Choo-Choo on the animated series "Top Cat," dead at 89
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Retired slugger and author Jose Canseco is now a top economics commentator on Twitter, and fans praise him for being articulate and able to deploy the right jargon to skewer powerful central bankers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With 47 days to go until the puck drops, Pittsburgh and Ottawa resort to tangling on Twitter. Ordinarily, a hit this brutal would result in a multi-game suspension
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're not really on vacation until you're drunk enough that getting a tattoo reading ''Gary Lineker shags crisps' tattooed on your chest seems like a great idea
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(Storify)
 
 
 
"Regarding the Birther thing. No serious conservative outlet that I know of has ever sponsored or entertained that conspiracy"
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Dripping ice cream cones to become a thing of the past - thanks to an awesome invention from two 14-year-olds
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Trending Views)
 
 
 
Driver at the airport: I'll only illegally park here for 1 minute. Tow truck driver: Challenge accepted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Animated pillowcase full of human bones Ann Coulter melts down on Twitter in reaction to Trump softening his immigration position. Cue the Linkin Park
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Someone made a Twitter bot that tweets out nonsense while impersonating a Congresswoman. The learning algorithm was presumably trained on Michele Bachmann
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rio Olympics generated 187 million tweets and 1.5 billion Facebook interactions. Of which all but seven came under the headings of "Ryan Lochte" and "dumbass"
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Charizard & Dragonite dance better than you (Not safe for work)
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence returning to Indiana after tornado strike, no word on the status of the 18-wheeler full of Play Doh
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Bella Thorne goes full Katy Perry
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Tue August 23, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New NFL concussion protocols are so finely grained they were able to detect one in Dez Bryant's brain
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Cincinnati Zoo put a bullet in their Twitter account
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ex-BBC boss says firing Jeremy Clarkson from 'Top Gear' was a big mistake
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Convicted NY conman spent his last months before heading to prison in April "catfishing" the leaders of the #NeverTrump movement, posing as a female British lawyer to try to suss out their plans. This year? That barely makes the top 10 for weird news
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Google won't let you Google "Clinton body count". Finally, the time for Bing to shine is here
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Yes, the creators of the Netflix hit Stranger Things know you are upset about Barb and promise the second season will address it. And if this means something to you and relieves some sort of anxiety or anger, go outside
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Mon August 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Cincinnati Zoo isn't amused by all the Harambe memes and asks the Internet to stop doing it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: man has issues with roommates. Still not news: man vents on Twitter about killing his roommates. I think you know where this is going
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "Hispanic outreach director" retweets post from a satirical Donald Trump Twitter account, believing it to be the real thing. But, in her defense, Poe's Law
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Have you noticed that Trump isn't tweeting about the polls anymore?
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Town to spend $70 million on a new football stadium. A high school football stadium
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Fri August 19, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Drunk, stupid and dressed as a knight is no way to go through Stockholm, good sire
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher will return in Thunderdouche
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Both Trump and Hillary must be marvelling at Ryan Lochte's non-apology apology, which is a master class in evasiveness
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GOP strategist Rick Wilson casts doubt on Trump's pivot, says the orange one's "verbal dysentery" will return better and worse than before
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Paul Manafort has resigned from the Trump campaign in order to spend more time at his summer home in Kiev
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Friends launch online campaign to screen "Rogue One" for terminally ill Star Wars fan/illustrator
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TV presenter in a coma, I know, I know, it's serious. TV presenter in a coma, I know, I know, it's really serious
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, you think peak human speed in the 100 meters is 9.2 seconds? Not so fast
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman turning 105 knows exactly what she wants for her birthday, and what she wants is a hot fireman with tattoos to bring her cake
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian bishop says Pokemon is like Nazism. To be fair, the Nazis tried to catch them all, too
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"This is the police, I'm commandeering that bicycle"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Twitter rolls out "quality filter" to tone down 24/7 trolling
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I don't know what's worse -- that this Slate author thinks everyone who follows a Twitter trend to list their first seven jobs is a privileged, elitist scumbag or that this Slate author thinks Twitter users are going to agree on hashtag uniformity
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer may have just canceled her own show. Whoops?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out that cyber security companies *really* want to know what's being auctioned off from the NSA hack
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump kicks off the Breitbart Era of his campaign with a new slogan: "Call me Mr. Brexit"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think you've gotten the full effect of "The McLaughlin Group" without seeing it parodied on SNL? WRONG
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Dr. Drew is gravely concerned about Hillary Clinton's health. Drew Curtis still remains unfazed
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Political science professor asserts that Donald Trump has an 87% chance of winning the presidency; flying off to magic foo-foo la-la land to live with the happy basket people
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know you've screwed up when the IOC calls your behavior "shocking"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Samoa Joe and Nakamura's last face-off before Brooklyn end peacefully? CAN Tony Nese overcome THE Brian Kendrick? IS SOMEONE getting their farking head kicked in? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber deletes Instagram, making it harder for authorities to locate him and drag him back to Canada for reprogramming and a maple syrup injection
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Product inaction created a honeypot for assholes" is a polite way of saying that Twitter never really understood the Greater Internet Farkwad Theory
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Plagued with negative news and reviews over past year, McDonald's Japan goes back to basics, offering three huge heart-clogging calorie-laden breakfast sandwiches: Mega Muffin, Double Filet-o Fish, and Mega McGriddle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Taking leave of the remainder of his senses, Drudge accuses Hillary of copying Trump's hair
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So it has come to this: to keep the lights on, Florence and the Machine release two battle songs for "Songs from Final Fantasy XV" plus superfluous cover of "Stand By Me"
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Edgar Wright vs The World
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman director Patty Jenkins says rumors of the movie's troubles are greatly exaggerated. But, it's a DC property so it's probably true
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
National Hurricane Center has updated its initial hurricane forecast, and it is calling for a better chance of a near-normal or above-normal season - unless it isn't
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
NASA's slow motion solid rocket test video was good, but SpaceX responds with awesome slow motion footage of Falcon 9 mission footage
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Turbulence causes JetBlue flight to turn JetBrown
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Please remain calm and do not be alarmed: Zelda Williams is taking a break from social media. Stay strong, and we can all get through this together. I'm here for you, brother
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sentient Twitter account and presidential candidate Donald Trump now just holding up signs he printed from the internet at his rallies
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Austrian who posted Hitler Cat photo is jailed. Stalin Snake, Mussolini Mouse and Tojo Turtle still allowed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CBC announcer makes a tiny mistake
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
An important investigation: Why is Starling Marte playing an accordion in the Pirates' clubhouse? Will he release an album soon?
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a rare moment, truth and Curt Schilling cross paths -- that Tim Tebow has no chance to succeed against baseball pros and will rob a legit minor league player a roster spot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Las Vegas' NHL team has three name possibilities, all of which will confuse casual fans and the intern at NBC Sports told to air 'Hawks games
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Viewers are panning NBC"s coverage of the Olympics, citing too many commercials, too many puff pieces about the athletes and that they have to stay up well after midnight on a work night just to catch a glimpse of Kerry Walsh-Jennings's backside
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
Food Network finally retires chef Robert Irvine's sledge hammer by canceling Restaurant Impossible after 13 seasons of berating dysfunctional diner owners
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Scottie Pippen's wife takes run at Christian Laettner over failed deal to buy stake in Memphis Grizzies, taunts him on Twitter over $600,000 he still owes the Pippens. Duke sucks
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
All that training for the Olympics and you finally earn your gold medal and what do you get? Some guy on Twitter stealing your thunder
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
Video
 
U choose the headline: Never bring a cow to a bear fight OR Bessie always did have great taste
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Wed August 10, 2016
(SFist)
 
 
 
Bart Simpson (plural) takes a ride on the BART transit system in San Francisco
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Secret Service investigates ALL threats against presidential candidates. Yes, even that one
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The Girl Scouts have a new cookie to overcharge you for
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Tony Robbins and his huge freaky teeth want you to take a bite out of failure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the newest member of our Olympic gymnastics coverage team - Studman69
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Robot Donald Trump generates a tweet every half hour from remixed Trump speeches (and They might be Giants lyrics). Come for the xenophobia, stay for Reptilian alien references. (written by a fellow farker)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump's handlers have changed Trump's Twitter password and won't tell him what it is, apparently
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
R. Kelly is finally dating an adult, barely
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
McKayla Maroney is unimpressed with the new Angry Michael Phelps meme
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal editor responds to Lumpy's attempted defense, wonders if Hannity is "stupid, dishonest, or both?"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Move over Chef Pierre, us robots can handle the kitchen from here on out"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns announce that RGIII will be their new starting quar-- Oh, crap he pulled something
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(Mediaite)
 
Boobies
 
Donald Trump proves he's no boob, is keeping abreast of the economic situation of Detroit and other titties
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Mon August 08, 2016
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Signs renaming Tulsa street after S.E. Hinton's "The Outsiders" stolen less than 24 hours after unveiling at museum fundraiser. Greaser trash
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Dopey falls on top of Goofy during Fantasmic. No, Fantasmic is NOT a Florida political caucus. As far as I know
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(Eurosport (UK))
 
 
 
Olympics cycling boss defends Rio road course after weekend of hilarious high-speed decelerations
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Now Irving Texas will be forced to arrest Clock Boy's dad for filing a hoax lawsuit
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish Amateur finds 1000-year-old Viking amulet. Just imagine what a professional Danish person might do
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is Edward Snowden the new Abe Vigoda?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just so you know, the amount of vodak you have to drink before punching out a moving Mercedes seems like a good idea is one liter
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(BGR)
 
 
 
The only Suicide Squad review you need to read comes from the guy who wrote Deadpool
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Unexpected sofa ruins sporting event. No word on whether it was a Chesterfield, or where Eddy is
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Hello Games gives Polygon and Kotaku a giant middle finger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dick Move
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Internet goes crazy in heat over Tonganese flag-bearer. Quick, bring me my oil and rid me of this meddlesome shirt
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity gets into Twitter war with Wall Street Journal editor who referred to him as the "dumbest anchor on Fox News," which is a lot like trying to determine which type of cancer is worse than the other
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Obama & Hillary: "That $400 million for Iran was not a ransom." Iran: "That's correct: It was only *part* of the expensive price to free the hostages"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats breathe a sigh of relief as Trump regains control of his Twitter account, doubles down on election rigging claims
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I always have the yuuuuuuuugest ratings"
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Thu August 04, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Not news:11-year-old dreams of becoming a bus driver. News: He steals a bus and starts driving a route. Fark: He picks up three unsuspecting passengers before somebody notifies the police
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish police officer cut out from vehicle after Elk crash. See, that's why you need a special license to drive one of those things
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sheriff: "Oh, we're comfortable with our security policies." Escaping prisoner: *whoosh* Sheriff: "We may look at them again, but quite frankly-" Next escaping prisoner: *zoom* Sheriff: "I mean, things are all working out"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
New listing on the market: three story, 7.5K sq. ft. fixer-upper, complete with cellar, large garden, defensive perimeter, medieval courtyard, ghost, possible escape tunnel for alchemists
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish Olympic team robbed. No word if the thieves stole their Zika or raw sewage
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Federal government says displaying the Gadsden flag might be workplace harassment
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Conservative political consultant calls Donald Trump a "loudmouth dick" live on CNN
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Breitbart: Look at the crowd Donald Trump got in Florida, Twitter: That's actually from Cleveland ... for the Cavs' championship parade
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Senator John McCain momentarily pauses his fellatio on Donald Trump to tell the media he's not going to talk about Donald Trump
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Wed August 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldberg didn't get anyone fired. She simply speared them all into quitting
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There is no good reason to dye your dog's fur to look like Pikachu, unless your name is Ash and even then it's not a good idea
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Even worse than Twitter's king-making is its ability to determine for the public what is or is not a valid news source"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The publicist who took the fall for Melania Trump's plagiarized speech is a real person. It's her Twitter account that's fake
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Suicide Squad" director David Ayers takes to Twitter to defend his film against reviews that say it sucks
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" "Was I speeding?" "No, you're missing a tire"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
America's Got Talent regrets forgoing the 5 second delay on the "flaming arrow shot at a target placed in a man's mouth" stunt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: If we have [nuclear weapons], why can't we use them?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt writes something that isn't funny
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pictures emerge of a child inside the Dublin Zoo rhino enclosure. Apparently the gorillas were busy that day
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump (R) pulls Ted Cruz (R) on John McCain (R) and Paul Ryan (R)
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
What not to name your son: Devell accused of killing mother, stepdad
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Document leak from the Central Ohio Urology Group leaves people pissed off
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Man claims dental mouthguard shrank his penis. Man, how cold was that thing?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"It has become abundantly clear that Donald Trump shares the cruelty and recklessness of Joseph McCarthy as well as his lack of decency."
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And now your moment of zen: dogs going down a slide
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dear sober me: I DO WHAT I WANT
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish man walks into McDonald's with a dead badger. Then things get weird
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Despite using racial slurs on her Facebook page and Twitter feed the new Ms. Teen USA will be allowed to keep her crown, because, c'mon, the pageant WAS founded by Donald Trump after all
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
So, did anyone get a dick pic from Draymond Green recently? Because he says that was an accident
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces sponsorship of US Olympic team
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The latest hashtag on Twitter shaming Donald Trump is "TrumpSacrifices," and it's going splendidly
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Netflix goes down for several hours. Somehow, the world survives
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Fri July 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Combination of too many Nickelback songs and middle-aged disc jockey hemorrhoid crumbs causes radio station van to spontaneously combust
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sweden's government wants to know why its citizens aren't borking as much as they used to
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Exstreamist)
 
 
 
NFL considers joining the cool-kids crowd, going to total digital streaming once national TV contracts worth $39.6 billion expire in 2022
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(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP tweets popular "This is fine" meme. Artist who made meme reveals he made alternate version of meme with elephant for DNC, tells person running account "You can eat me"
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
DNC has to pay people to fill the seats at their convention in Philadelphia
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Police confirmed in a tweet that the suspect was not Batman
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Q&A on Reddit summed up in six words? Ask and you shall not receive
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Wed July 27, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the whole Russia email thing was only one of many insane things Trump said in his press conference today
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(DNC Live Stream)
 
 
 
Eight years ago, Hillary Clinton spoke on behalf of Barack Obama to unify the Party. Tonight he returns the favor. This is YOUR DNC Night 3 Part 2
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is one thing that you think would be a challenge for a non-Westerner to grasp about the West/American culture, politics, entertainment, etc?
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Jack Davis, a founding talent of MAD Magazine, dead at 91. You've seen his work
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
A look back: In the bygone, backwards days of 1955, merely saying that a woman will be President some day was considered "offensive." Wait, sorry, my mistake. 1995, not 1955
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Twitter might be circling the drain. No way, I'm on Twitter all the time. I love it. Who cares if I can't edit a tweet, it's filled with spammy ads, and all my DM's are from Eastern European sex bots. On second thought, it's probably done for
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"We're on the cusp of electing a racist demagogue, and that never ends well. I don't know which class you ditched to go to those Bernie rallies, but I have a feeling it was history"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Weiner says he would beat Trump Jr. like 'rented mule' in mayoral race" Heh heh, headline said 'beat weiner'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato gives a speech at the Democratic convention in Philadelphia about mental health. Because what better place to give that talk than the city where they booed the Pope and threw snowballs at Santa Claus?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Employee of British charity accuses 3-year-old Prince George of "white privilege". How do you say "Well, DUH" in British?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Oh look, another Pokémon Go link on Fark. Why would anyone click on -- wait, why is the Giggity tag being used?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes off on a Twitter snit fit after Bill Clinton's rousing speech at the DNC
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Tue July 26, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO is next to challenge WWE Champion Dean Ambrose? HOW will Bray Wyatt go on without his "family"? WHY the fark did they draft Eva Marie? LIVE from BUFFALO, THIS is YOUR WWE Smackdown Live thread (8pm ET on USA)
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Hillary Super-delegate: 'Jews are termites'. It's okay though because he's a Democrat and apologized
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At a "townhall" meeting in Roanoke, VA, Donald Trump attacked Senator Elizabeth Warren saying "she's got a fresh mouth" but he DID manage to avoid calling her "a broad", so I think for him, that counts as "acting presidential"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Defending NFC East divisional champions season starts out like you would expect
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stroh's beer returning to Detroit. If you've been holding out for the taste of sadness in a can, you're in luck
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who knifed 19 people to death kept pausing to tweet about world peace and Japan's beauty
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays new commercials are based on the hit musical "Hamilton." Apparently they got the idea from how Korean restaurants were able to tie in to the success of the Broadway run of "Cats"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today's mass murder brought to you by: Tokyo, Japan
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fatal crash involving a Dallas Cowboys bus in Arizona, so it's kind of like their season results
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Greatest courtroom transcript ever now an Adult Swim cartoon (NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Or kids-no idea why there's one in the picture)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed hired polling firm to find out people's opinion about Kimye Taylor Swift feud. Surprisingly white, middle-aged people still prefer Becky
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Tara Strong, Harley Quinn's voice actress in the DC Animated Universe, goes full Harley for SDCC. Enjoy your dinner, puddin'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next on Behind the Transformers: Megatron gives up his war with Optimus and follows his dream of being a waitress, until racist comments get him fired
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Illinois Republican state lawmaker and prolific user of social media resigns suddenly over "cyber security issues." Dead hooker or live boy?
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(The Debrief (UK))
 
 
 
Three words: GoT blooper reel
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German and French leaders after 9/11:"We declare our full support to the U.S. Today we are all Americans." GOP presidential candidate after terror attacks in France and Germany: "It's their own fault and we should not let them into our country anymore"
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN commentator: Am I going to have to brush up on Dora the Explorer to understand speeches at the DNC?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones can't get no satisfaction from Donald Trump, as they once again ask him to kindly stop using their songs in his campaign
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Sat July 23, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban gives pointers to Hillary on how to be more likable
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Fri July 22, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules that Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence is not allowed to throw women in prison for choosing to have an abortion
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
PG cop busted for R-rated photos
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Apparently, the exact amount of time it takes men to relax after a hard day's work is 10 minutes and 49 seconds
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The recent success of Pokemon Go was too much too fast, for Pikachu. That rosy-cheeked bastard is back on the sauce.. and it ain't pretty
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The best tweets from the final night of the RNC
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Former colleague details their day out with Milo Yiannopoulos after his banning from Twitter. Come for the casual sexism, stay for the most fabulous neo-nazi rally you'll ever read about
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Please stop tweeting your disagreement with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to Mitchell McConnell Insurance in Saint John, New Brunswick
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Republicans may not think Laura Ingraham was giving a Nazi salute, but white supremacists sure are pretty happy about it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Erdogan checks off "allow human rights violations" on his Evil Dictator Checklist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The biggest thing among cute couples these days isn't matching tattoos, it's matching teeth
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos time-travels from 2012 to urge the internet to ban present-day Milo Yiannopoulos
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Hot Wheels unveils full-scale X-wing car. No, you can't drive it. Not yours
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
I think it has something to do with real estate in Japan, but I could be wrong (Not safe for work)
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
My Chemical Romance may be coming back. In related news, the next Saints Row is bringing back the septic truck carnage missions, so it's a reunion then
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(Broadcastify)
 
 
 
Live Cleveland Police audio of RNC protests becoming violent after a flag burning, arrests taking place
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd proves he is out of touch by claiming that those attacking Leslie Jones on Twitter are white men between 50-60 who are members of the KKK. Like anyone in their 50's who are still members of the KKK could figure out how to Tweet
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
RNC attendees love America so much, they've incorporated the flag in their hugs
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"You can't film us harassing gays." So sayest A. Westboro Baptist Church; B. The American Family Association; or C. The Daily Show
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Get out your rolling papers and bongs, it's time for Uruguay's Cannabis Cup
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