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Headlines matching 'Twitter'

Wed April 10, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Ronald Reagan only had the power of radio to announce "the bombing begins in five minutes." Today, the city of Yokohama has the power of Twitter to announce the same source: abc.net.au \| share:	(33)
		Malaga owner Abdullah Bin Nasser Al-Thani says on Twitter that his team's elimination from the Champions League quarterfinals by Borussia Dortmund was because of "racism" source: eitb.com \| share:	(14)

Tue April 09, 2013

		Stephen Colbert forces Bill Clinton to join Twitter source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(12)

		Monkey chatter smacks of human speech, Twitter smacks of monkey chatter. Now I want cereal source: latimes.com \| share:	(15)

Thu April 04, 2013

Anonymous hacks Best Korea's silly Flickr and Twitter accounts, makes them sillier

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

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Mon April 01, 2013

		Sick of receiving abuse from trolls on Earth, Mars rover Curiosity says it will destroy the planet source: metro.co.uk \| share:	(64)
		Cops found Jeff Dunham's Twitter stalker, who was levying death threats against the ventriloquist. In other news, someone cared enough to threaten Jeff Dunham source: tmz.com \| share:	(73)

Sun March 31, 2013

House Republicans set up a Twitter account to reach out to Latinos, "GOPespanol". Guess what language half the tweets are in

source: twitter.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013


		Bragging about your collection of Nazi memorabilia and calling the mayor "King Heeb" on Twitter is all in a day's work if you're: A) the Iranian dictator; B) an Aryan Brotherhood kingpin; C) FDNY Lieutenant source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(291)
		People who seriously believe that the reason Mitt Romney lost in November was because he didn't have enough followers on Twitter and "likes" on Facebook, are in charge of revamping the IT strategies of the GOP source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(100)

Sat March 23, 2013

Pat Forde's annual pre-tournament best-case/worst-case article says that Florida Gulf Coast's best-case scenario is Twitter buzzing over the coach's wife as the team gets blown out by Georgetown. Best case

source: sports.yahoo.com | share:

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Wed March 20, 2013

The US Patent Office thinks that talking to no one in particular is a novel invention

source: theregister.co.uk | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

Sex, twitter, and math are doing what the Nielsen Family's ratings couldn't; finally make TV smarter

source: wired.com | share:

(75)

Sun March 17, 2013

Twitter users separating into 'tribes' and developing own languages. Fascinating human sociology or just really stupid?

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

(54)

Fri March 15, 2013

Reuters' social media editor suspended following charges of conspiring with hacker group Anonymous, using douchey definite article in Twitter handle

source: usatoday.com | share:

(15)

Thu March 14, 2013

		The best of all the worst reactions to the announcement of Cardinal Bergoglio's ascendancy to the papacy source: salon.com \| share:	(64)
		Benedict Cumberbiatch catches his twitter stalker, says it was elementary source: glamourmagazine.co.uk \| share:	(27)

Wed March 13, 2013

		Based on the number of mock Twitter accounts, Cardinal Angelo Scola is your next pope source: itworld.com \| share:	(44)
		Amanda Bynes gets a complete makeover, competes with Lindsay Lohan for most rapid decline ever source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(25)

Tue March 12, 2013

		Teacher fired over mystery facebook or twitter comment. It wasn't sexual or vulgar, but the superintendent won't tell him what the comment was. Just that a female student's parent complained. And like that, poof, he was gone source: triblive.com \| share:	(119)
		Man relentlessly mocks professional boxer on Twitter. Boxer finds out where he lives. Hilarious backpedaling ensues source: deadspin.com \| share:	(53)

Mon March 11, 2013

		If your fetish is famous inventors making out with their wives inside tetrahedral kites, then have I got a Tumblr for you source: natgeofound.tumblr.com \| share:	(28)
		Michelle Obama takes questions on Twitter. Benghazi Conservative victory source: twitchy.com \| share:	(244)
		Being deceased doesn't prevent celebrated authors from being on Facebook and Twitter. Take that Tupac and Hendrix source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(3)
		ESPN simulcasts the ESPN Deportes Spanish-language feed of the WBC. Racist twitter shiatstorm ensues source: deadspin.com \| share:	(44)

Fri March 08, 2013

		Stephen Harper asks Twitter followers for questions to ask Commander Hadfield on board the ISS. Hilarity ensues source: huffingtonpost.ca \| share:	(45)
		Twitter wants to be the new CNN, Facebook wants to be the morning paper, and Drew wants someone to invent a cure for the hangover. Sadly, we all want what we can't have source: slate.com \| share:	(29)

Thu March 07, 2013

		A lot of towns get icicles in the winter. But only Saskatoon, Saskatchewan gets icicles that have their own Twitter accounts, and that take two days to cut down with a chainsaw source: hlntv.com \| share:	(35)
		After last night's last-minute win, even LeBron James is praising the Blackhawks source: chicago.cbslocal.com \| share:	(12)

Tue March 05, 2013

		Twitter puts an end to simul-spamming multiple social media platforms with your witty, random musings source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(20)
		Fox News fails to understand why Justin Bieber whines about stuff that actually happened source: foxnews.com \| share:	(12)

Fri March 01, 2013

Latest Japanese trend is to purchase enormous quantities of McDonald's french fries, dump them all out on a table, and upload the photo to twitter

source: gawker.com | share:

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Tue February 26, 2013

YouTube plans to convince everyone to switch to DailyMotion

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

(40)

Sat February 23, 2013

State senator pushing for mandatory vagina probes has the most truthful Twitter page EVAR

source: gawker.com | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

Hackers get hacked

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

(34)

Wed February 20, 2013

		Twitter app allows users to be just as narcissistic and boring after death as they were in life source: rt.com \| share:	(16)
		Neil DeGrasse Tyson...Twitter warrior for science source: usatoday.com \| share:	(48)

Tue February 19, 2013

Six words you never thought you'd see in a Fark headline using a 'cl': Wayne Rooney is a class act

source: extramustard.si.com | share:

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Mon February 18, 2013

New Pew Research report shows that Pinterest is close to becoming the second largest social networking site, just a few bored scrapbookers away from passing the narcissists on Twitter

source: slashgear.com | share:

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Sun February 17, 2013

		OK, Pope coming out now source: weeklystandard.com \| share:	(62)
		Patrick Carney and Justin Bieber escalate their feud via Twitter, and it's the most ridiculous, adolescent Internet argument ever seen source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(44)

Fri February 08, 2013

"Everyone on my street has double garages.... who are these farknuts who don't put their car in their garage when we get 2 feet of snow?" tweeted the city of Vaughan

source: cbc.ca | share:

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Thu February 07, 2013

Some things are too beautiful to live: witness the 24 hour existence of Shia LaBeouf's verified Twitter account

source: mediabistro.com | share:

(34)

Wed February 06, 2013

		NFL players' Twitter posts corrected by second-rate grammar Nazis. Er, second grade grammar Nazis source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(24)
		Mr. T returns to pitying fools and promising pain on Twitter, You Tube, and iTunes source: todayentertainment.today.com \| share:	(12)

Tue February 05, 2013

		Instead of claiming his Twitter account was hacked, as many Farkers predicted he would do, the former head of the SC GOP doubles down on his flurry of racist Super Bowl tweets source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(565)
		Attention employees of Google, Twitter & Facebook here are the three hottest neighborhoods in San Francisco for 2013 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(18)

Sat February 02, 2013

Oh no, 250,000 self-important exhibitionists had their posting for people with two second attention span accounts hacked

source: cnn.com | share:

(43)

Wed January 30, 2013

		Warning: if you call Oprah 'old' on Twitter, she will hunt you down. It's like a reverse-version of Moby Dick source: gawker.com \| share:	(44)
		Smoking hot 23-year-old skinny blonde teacher posts half-naked pics of herself on Twitter, presumably to attract students to have sex with (w/pics) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(246)

Tue January 29, 2013

		22 ways to live longer...including having lots of really good sex, and using Twitter source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(96)
		If you had 72 hours in your pool for how long it would take Twitter Vine to become a hardcore porn platform, please step forward to collect your sticky prize source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(37)

Mon January 28, 2013

		Guess which college took its prospective football recruits to a strip joint, and then bragged about it on Twitter? GO AHEAD ... GUESS source: cbssports.com \| share:	(31)
		If you're a violent Somali Islamist insurgent don't even bother signing up for an account on Twitter source: digitalone.com.sg \| share:	(13)

Fri January 25, 2013

		Detroit Lion Titus Young must have hit his head, because he clearly thinks he's Kanye source: espn.go.com \| share:	(38)
		AW spends taxpayers money on nearly 300,000 fake followers to boost his profile on Twitter. Because one must be famous (pics will explain everything) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(117)

Wed January 23, 2013

		You can lead an anchorman to Twitter but you can't make him tweet source: networkworld.com \| share:	(8)
		Jimmy Kimmel races Julie Bowen (in running pants) for control over her twitter account for a day. Oh and she's wearing a lace thong source: youtube.com \| share:	(46)

Thu January 17, 2013

From the headlines you can't possibly make up file: "Estonian president's Twitter fight with Paul Krugman becomes an opera"

source: rawstory.com | share:

(14)

Tue January 15, 2013

Stuart Scott announces his cancer has returned, still no cure for his creepy eye

source: sports.yahoo.com | share:

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Mon January 14, 2013

Following an epic NFL playoff weekend, the best that Yahoo sports can do: Tim Tebow's brother trolls Denver

source: sports.yahoo.com | share:

(59)

Sun January 13, 2013

Tina Fey: "You should have to get a license to use Twitter. People are too f--king boring to Tweet" (w/video)

source: newser.com | share:

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Fri January 11, 2013

		If cats had Twitter source: shortlist.com \| share:	(19)
		Megan Fox quits Twitter because she can't figure out how it works. Or something source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(57)

Thu January 10, 2013

		Aftter settling in at CNN, Anthony Bourdain helpfully tweets some concepts for Travel Channel shows to replace No Reservations and The Layover. Admit it, you'd watch "Toy Hunter Anal Edition" source: thebraiser.com \| share:	(30)
		Your eyes may need a bath after witnessing the horror that is Ricky Gervais and Conan O'Brien taking a Twitter photo together source: teamcoco.com \| share:	(22)

Tue January 08, 2013

		Dan Shaughnessy messes with Texans source: espn.go.com \| share:	(61)
		Dallas Cowboys vs. Dallas Stars: This just might be the saddest sports Twitter fight of all time source: deadspin.com \| share:	(42)
		This letter to Jemele Hill from a sports fan is not even the tiniest bit racist or sexist source: clutchmagonline.com \| share:	(61)

Sun January 06, 2013

Twitter is the ultimate knowledge blocker

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

(34)

Sat January 05, 2013

Phil Jackson is engaged to Lakers owner's daughter Jeanie Buss. Kobe Bryant will give away the bride so he can finally be credited with an assist

source: bleacherreport.com | share:

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Fri January 04, 2013

		Megan Fox finally joins Twitter, gets offended by thumbnail icons source: contactmusic.com \| share:	(18)
		In Oakland, even the Black Hole crew don't mess with the kicker. Across the Bay, fans man up, make death threats over Twitter source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(20)
		It's time to stop the quest for "Inbox Zero" source: slate.com \| share:	(42)

Thu January 03, 2013

Financial researcher values Twitter at $11 billion, based on completely logical assumption that Apple will acquire Twitter and add retina displays to tweets

source: news.cnet.com | share:

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Mon December 31, 2012

		International Digital Times notes that the fake Adam Sandler Twitter story was first picked up by FARK "as one of the funniest smartest pieces submitted that day" (2nd section) source: idigitaltimes.com \| share:	(3)
		A cyborg cockroach that obeys Twitter commands? What could possibly go wrong? source: io9.com \| share:	(23)

Sat December 29, 2012

The seven deadly sins done Texas style. Come for the Gluttony (a shootout over fried skrimps), stay for the Pride (bragging on Twitter about an arrest warrant)

source: houstonpress.com | share:

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Fri December 28, 2012

		Chicago Tribune drops the Associated Press, tells readers they plan on saving money by getting their news the same way everyone else does. On Facebook and Twitter source: newsmax.com \| share:	(30)
		Complain on Twitter about your back ordered A/C unit. The store managers go "Above and Beyond", deliver your A/C unit after work. What do you do now? Write the Consumerist to whine about feeling guilty about the situation, of course source: consumerist.com \| share:	(20)

Thu December 27, 2012

		Little girl worried about Arian Foster's heart in most adorable way possible source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(21)
		Liz Hurley is the greatest Santa ever (borderline not-safe-for-work) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(77)

Tue December 25, 2012

		Queen Elizabeth was on the internet -- in 1976. Put that in your big funny hat and smoke it, Twitter Pope source: wired.com \| share:	(49)
		Introducing the #2012Failies: honoring the worst Twitter FAILS of the year, and recognizing how much more boring Twitter would be without Donald Trump source: slate.com \| share:	(36)

Mon December 24, 2012

Lesbians share kiss on twitter. Did we mention one of them is a lovely Irish lass?

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

(87)

Thu December 20, 2012

		Dear idiots on Twitter: Yes, reindeer actually exist source: gawker.com \| share:	(110)
		As IPO gets closer, Twitter tries growing up fast. Maturity is coming out source: allthingsd.com \| share:	(15)

Wed December 19, 2012

		This is why more and more employers, especially ones that allow you to have weaponry, are requiring you to have Facebook or Twitter source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(57)
		Nielsen, no longer able to get meaningful ratings from television due to the proliferation of DVRs, decide to get their ratings from Twitter. Prepare for #Hashtagocalypse source: slate.com \| share:	(72)

Mon December 17, 2012

Kat Von D and Deadmau5 get engaged via Twitter

source: news-briefs.ew.com | share:

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Sun December 16, 2012

Scientists building machine to detect useful tweets. The SETI project team is reportedly still laughing about it

source: slate.com | share:

(20)

Fri December 14, 2012

Step 1: Start rumor on Twitter about planned shooting at high school. Step 2: Mass hysteria amongst parents lead to massive absenteeism. Step 3: Skip school

source: blog.al.com | share:

(50)

Thu December 13, 2012

		I've been Elf'd by one of my neighbors source: scribd.com \| share:	(26)
		Using Facebook, Twitter and YouTube in bed is ruining our sex lives, according to scientists. Unconfirmed reports state the three internet giants may merge and be re-named YouTwitFace source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(25)

Wed December 12, 2012

		Lidl to pay more than $260,000 for Christmas dinner to the poor after their offer went viral on Twitter source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(27)
		The best fake Twitter accounts of 2012, from Romney's Binders to Angelina Jolie's leg source: slate.com \| share:	(42)

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