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500 headlines found matching 'Twitter'
Sat June 24, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump goes on mid-afternoon Tweet storm, lashing out at Obama and GOP senators who don't want to sign off on genocide
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Selling water at the National Mall? That's an arrestin'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how Nixon would have used Twitter?
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Fri June 23, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
News-free zone decries White House accountability-free zone
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you lost your car in the Potomac River sometime this morning, police would really like to talk to you. Unless, you know, you died. In which case, sorry, dude
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Thu June 22, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tennis legend's '5 second' romp with model in a hotel cost him $25m. You don't even want to think about the hourly rate
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The tapes are a lie
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark
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Wed June 21, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dwight Howard hosts a Twitter Q and A about various NBA trade rumors. Guess what happens to him five minutes later
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Moby's new music video features an animated Trump and conservatives are losing their farking minds
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Tue June 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Should I kiss her goodnight?" "I won the MVP in 79. I can do whatever I want to." "Roark's been getting his tits lit." These are all things that Keith Hernandez should think, but not say out loud
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Who are the best outfielders in Red Sox history? The first two are obvious but the third is up for debate
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Prepare your body or burn your wallet. STEAM Summer Sale to start this week
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
DeadMouseFive slams DJ Khaled for "disastrous festival set." No word on what those two proper nouns actually signify
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Without even the slightest whiff of shame, or, frankly even self-awareness, Sean Hannity "compared the investigation into possible ties between President Trump's campaign and Russia to the "birtherism" investigations"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And the first person to call out Bannon for fat-shaming Sean Spicer is *spins wheel* Wow, I wasn't expecting that result
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump retweets numbers of old GOP-leaning poll to make himself feel better over plummeting approval ratings
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
EF-0 tornado touches in Maryland. EF-0? So, what, some hummingbirds were flying in a circle or something? Good luck with the rebuild, guys
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola Co. is "exploring innovative, adaptive technologies to serve up personalized content", so it tweets an ad targeting Pittsburghers using map of Philadelphia
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Plus-size model poses in bathing suit to 'offend' body-shamers, actually looks great in it
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Mon June 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google pledges to tackle YouTube terror videos. So up to now, they've been OK with them?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A huge number of seemingly "grassroots" anti-Ossof Tweets aimed at GA-6 voters have been traced to a cluster of Twitter accounts owned by a very vocal Trump-supporting businessman. Oddly, so were many anti-Handel Tweets in the primary
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell is orchestrating a charity single for the Grenfell tragedy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court strikes down sex offender social media ban. In other news... Hey guys, it's been a while but I'm back. Who wants a hug?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn *prints lesson* And today's lesson is: "Megyn Kelly knows her shiat and you shouldn't judge based off pre-show hype. Also, always spay and neuter your conspiracy theorists"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Following a tense interview with a Conservative MP, Piers Morgan started ranting at producers, not realizing his mic was still on and he was supposed to narrate footage of the Grenfell fire
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
17-year-old Muslim girl chased and beaten with a baseball bat on Ramadan. In Virginia. Police don't know if this is a hate crime
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Sun June 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So how long until Trump insults London again on Twitter?
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(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
Something wrong with your new Surface Laptop? Just let it go, man. It's gone: "It's a glue-filled monstrosity... It literally can't be opened without destroying it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer falls back on the old "You can't believe anything my client says" gambit. Says Trump is not under investigation despite Trump Tweeting "I am under investigation" and Trump's investigators telling the world he is under investigation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Trump decided to begin today by wishing everyone a Happy Fath-....erm, actually he chose to gloat about his myriad "accomplishments," complain yet again about the "Witch Hunt," and claim that he has higher approval ratings than Obama
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Somehow, Kevin Hart is the top comedian in the world
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Fri June 16, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you go to an illegal gravel pit party, you might be a redneck
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne is once again baffled by the obvious
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Helmut Kohl, chancellor who reunited Germany, dies at 87
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Defending net neutrality: "Some of the bigger names on that list include Amazon, reddit, Etsy, Fark, GitHub, and Kickstarter"
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
I'm not even going to try to explain the mugshot awesomeness contained inside
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Cookie still leaves half of her food there so Stitch can eat. But Stitch is never coming back
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Chuckling Sovietly, Putin offers asylum to James Comey
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Back in 2016, Rand Paul said we have a 2nd Amendment so that we can take out tyrannical government types. Unless, of course, you're talking about 2017 Republicans, then the 2nd Amendment sucks
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Trump cracked the Twitter password again, lashing out at the obstruction investigation; "They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Jr. connects Virginia shooting to a fictional play
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
WapPo columnist keeps things classy by hoping Scalise dies in surgery
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bid a fond farewell to Yahoo ... and welcome AOL back from the dead as the two former internet giants merge into a new zombie mashup company
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman disguises dog as baby, sneaks it into hospital to comfort grandma
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and aides shot at baseball practice in Virginia. Story developing
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman's trip to North Korea funded by PotCoin, which, as everyone knows, is for cannabis related transactions. Can't we all just smoke a bong?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump does yet another very bad thing
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Sessions slips, admits he met with Russian spymaster Kyslyac under the context of Trump's Campaign. Further question along that line shut down by confirmed Oleg Deripaska cohort John McCain
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(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Jr. Game 6 - We're Not Done Handing Out Hockey Trophies Yet. It's Crunch time for Syracuse as Grand Rapids hopes to use home ice to swoop away with the Calder Cup tonight. Be there, Pierre won't. Griffins/Crunch @ 7pm ET (LGT viewing info)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Not News: Alt-right snowflakes threaten to boycott ABC show because its creator tweeted mean things about the President. Fark: President Skroob
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The 9th circuit's blocking of Trump's travel ban also contained this gem: Every farking word Trump posts on Twitter is a legally binding extension of the President of the United States' consciousness, and should be treated as official statements
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri legislator decapitates live chicken on Facebook and pulls out all its guts because abortion
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who cracked the Twitter password this morning? Today's gem: "The Fake News Media has never been so wrong or so dirty. Purposely incorrect stories and phony sources to meet their agenda of hate. Sad"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
JP Morgan-Chase pulls advertisements from Megyn Kelly's show because they refuse to endorse--even implicitly--that it's okay to give Alex Jones airtime
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Don't listen to the trolls, and for God's sake don't become one," grads Cook with gas
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is already getting his first Presidential Library this weekend
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Flight to Ireland delayed, trapping hundreds on the tarmac. Passengers protest by breaking out a lute and a bodhrán for a singalong. With video goodness
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Mon June 12, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Katy Perry admits to cultural appropriation. Who knew "stripper" was a culture?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Here hold Kellyanne Conway's beer while she does a mean Reince Priebus impression
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember the kids who barged in on their dad's BBC interview? Now they're the stars of their own animated series
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This triggers the Trump
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And so it comes to this: School principal offering students $100 if they'll just stop using their cell phones all the time
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The numbers are in - 19.5 million people watched the premiere of the James Comey show
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Random Twitter user: "I can't explain it but seeing Tom Sizemore in Twin Peaks is jarring." Tom Sizemore: "Explain it"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is Jimmy Carter the greatest living former president?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What the hell is a "Babadook" and why is it suddenly a "thing" with the media? Here comes the Explainer
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(Some Cardassian)
 
 
 
Fed up with voting D or R? Some New Yorkers will have the option to vote K. As in, Klingon
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Oops they did it again
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After being stuck in Minnesota, Packer's Davon House got to OTAs on time AND made some new friends
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ex-Twitter CEO: Meeting with Donald Trump is like drinking a bottle of gin and then waterboarding yourself
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The CEO of Goldman Sachs issued the first tweet of his life in response to America's withdrawal from the Paris Agreement. Now that he's back from China and Infrastructure Week is over, I think he's beginning to get the hang of it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's the teaser for Black Panther. And you will say Shut Up And Take My Money
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Fri June 09, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Mall's closed. Fish out front shoulda told ya"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Soccer team forgets to clear its browser history and ends up with a money shot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Becky releases her entire catalogue to Spotify the same day Katy Perry's new album hits
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yankees fan tries to be Jeffrey Maier, but deflects the ball into Mookie Betts' glove instead. Joe Girardi still tries to argue it should be a home run
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Universal Internet Rule #4: Close those porn tabs before you take a screen shot
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Meet the future in first 'War for The Planet Of The Apes' clip
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You know how male actors like to talk about the obstacles they overcame while filming a movie? You know, sprained knees during a stunt scene, heat, late lunches, etc? Well, Gal Gadot was pregnant through the filming of Wonder Woman. How's that, guys?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Knight First Amendment Institute at Columbia University points out that if Trump blocks people on Twitter, it violates the 1st Amendment
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Teasing cats with laser pointers. New Hotness: Teasing Jumping Spiders with lasers. And they have telescopes for eyes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I dub thee "Waterslide Jesus"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina tells Trump "it's time to stop posting"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Want to know how broken the news cycle is? Step away from social media ..far away
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
TSA reminds air travellers: 40mm grenades are not allowed in carry-on bags. Or checked bags for that matter
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Meet Mija, the pint sized bad ass of 'Okja' from Snowpiercer director
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
And now we've reached the part of the narrative where Kellyanne Conway says news anchors critical of Trump should be fired
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things are going so well for President Trump, he's lost Neil Cavuto. He must be sick of WINNING by now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed that people noticed your actions and called the cops to do a safety check on you? (Hint: changing your Twitter profile photo to a coffin and tweeting that no one would miss you if you were gone is apparently a bad idea.)
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Tue June 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Graham: "I don't think Trump colluded with the Russians because he doesn't even collude with his own staff." Well yeah. Do you see THEM loaning him millions of dollars?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man choked to death in Denny's parking lot, which is odd because that usually doesn't occur until after the order arrives
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Neill Blomkamp's experimental 'Volume 1' creates more aliens in new teaser
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Season 2 of 'Stranger Things' has wrapped filming and the Duffer Bros. drop clues
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today's installment of "It's got to be China": Zoo feeds live donkey to tigers while visitors look on in horror
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump says the media criticizes his use of twitter because "They hate" that he can get his "unfiltered message out." which, ironically is why everyone working FOR him, particularly his lawyers, "hate" his Tweets too
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh my god, what a terrible idea. Of course he is
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French police shoot suspect who incorrectly declared "Hammer Time" outside of Notre Dame
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Every major broadcaster will show the Comey testimony, effectively causing Trump to descend into a mental breakdown
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
American politics are bitter and divisive these days, so let's all relax and watch Canadian PM Justin Trudeau paddle his kayak over to chat up someone's mom
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(BBC)
 
 
 
But.... who'll look after Gromit?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan has some delicious crow, apologizing to Ariana Grande, admitting "I misjudged you"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally, a Twitter bot that converts the president's tweets into what they are: official statements
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reported shooting in Orlando leaves multiple fatalities. Story developing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Mr. President, the travel ban was shot down because you called it a ban on Twitter. Don't do that." Guess what happens next
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Sun June 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Dumbass' tag for Breitbart employees who seem unaware they work for Breitbart
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Columnist issues £50,000 challenge for Islamic State terrorists to a sword fight after London attack, says there can be only one
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God and the Holy Spirit control Trump's tiny Twittering hand. Also it's actually part of God's plan that Trump knows nothing of the world around him. Oh and: "God's changed the game," Wallnau declared, as he and the audience began speaking in tongues
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dad walks his daughter to school on her first day of kindergarten and her last day of high school. Is it dusty in here or what?
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Point teacher defends Trump and his "genius" in using typos on twitter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande brings some joy and comfort to bombing's young victims by visiting them at hospital. Piers Morgan does same by not going anywhere near them
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hey has anyone noticed that President Trump hasn't acknowledged it's Pride Month yet?
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, i heard you like surveillance cameras so we got you on surveillance camera stealing 3 surveillance cameras
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JaVale McGee pokes the bear
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Fri June 02, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Oh, ouch. Looks like you criticized President Trump on Facebook last year. And twice on Twitter. So, unfortunately, your visa application is denied
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Neil Blomkamp is bringing invading alien action back with OATS and it definitely has nothing to do with a healthy breakfast or a fresh start to the morning
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, we can reunite them. We have the technology. We can make them better than they were
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump decides to crap all over our allies and wonders, why all the negative press?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Latest bot-run, fake news source is: A. Reddit; B. Fark; C. Twitter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum: The Sun's not always there
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If you were one of the ten people still watching "Sense8," Bad news. Netflix just cancelled it. Viewers are encouraged to join the "John from Cincinnati" support group
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An analysis of Trump's linguistic patterns and typos on Twitter shows he is obsessed with two things: Himself and Obama
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
That RC Cola Twitter account that was skewering Trump yesterday? Yeah, that was a parody account and it's been suspended
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher explains why he sent Noel a birthday Tweet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bahrain dissolves its last major political opposition group, awaits Twitter praise from Donald Trump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After recent missile test, Kim Jong-un warns of giving the U.S. a bigger 'gift package.' Is that a threat of war or is he just reading off an AC/DC lyrics sheet?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We celebrate the fact a father of a student in the Seattle Public Schools raised $40,000 to pay off lunch debt for poor students so the district would stop shaming them, but we must ask: What kind of country would allow kids in school to go hungry?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Covfefe" T-shirt now on sale, produced by artist to protest stupidity of Trump and moron journalists who report his every tweet. The font is Helvetica to ensure classiness, and all proceeds go to the ACLU
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Wed May 31, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
The mystery of the flashing red lights at the White House has been solved, and no, it was not Kellyanne Conway keeping Trump distracted with a laser pointer
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
10 theories about Donald Trump's weird 'covfefe' tweet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin gets covfefe'd
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NM casino cancels Kathy Griffin appearance over Trump beheading photo. In other news, exact same casino had Ted Nugent perform there just days after he threatened to shoot Obama and Hillary. But that's none of my business, *sips tea*
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"We closed. Fark all of you"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Did Donald Trump just violate the Presidential Records Act?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde asks smoothie worker in New York to the Governor's Ball
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No Covfefe, no Covfefe, you're the Covfefe
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Artist's version of Michelangelo's 'The Creation of Adam' depicts God not as a white-haired white man, but as a black woman, reaching out to touch a younger black woman. You better believe some people have a problem with this. Tag is for those people
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canadians hate to be called "nice," but one admits it's worse than that: "We're dull"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
49% of Trump's Twitter followers are fake accounts, including a whopping 80% of his newest followers since January, possibly bought by the Cheeto himself, and possibly because Obama has three times as many followers as him
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Tue May 30, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Disgraced hedge fund crook Leon Cooperman: "I settled with the SEC because I'm wealthy"
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Tonight, on iZombie, Clive has to roll a saving throw as Liv tries to solve a murder on dungeon master brains. Meanwhile, Ravi has awakened the Gazebo. (CW 9ET)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump was so proud of his 48% approval rating in a Rasmussen poll that he tweeted a picture of it; but even those guys dropped him 4 points over the weekend to land him at 44%, so presumably they are "fake news" now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Six things to watch as Trump faces his new reality, according to someone who apparently thinks Trump ever had anything to do with his last reality
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
A catfish is now considered in 'instrument of crime' in Pittsburgh
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
'It should've been Travis': Uber drivers spread hate after CEO's mom dies in Memorial Day weekend boat crash
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Starting WWIII? Simpsons did it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sleep-deprived, angry, and revenge-seeking is no way to go through life, and yet Trump persists, this time going on another 3AM Twitter tirade. Today, his target was Germany and Merkel, saying they are "Very bad for U.S. This will change"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
But...but...but..she hurt my fee fees
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We now present..... The President lip syncing the Star Spangled Banner like a rock star
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Rapper Pitbull wants you to remember our fallen freedom defenders this Memorial Day...by tweeting a photo of himself smiling, wrapped in the American flag
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman: "And this is why you should always read the description while shopping on Amazon"
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
John Cleese castigates Christians who support Trump via Twitter, stating "I'm beginning to think that in America, a Conservative Christian is one who thinks the Beatitudes are a Chinese hoax"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The most embarrassing, humiliating, cringe-worthy moments from Trump's first trip abroad
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Might want to avoid taunting the murderous dictator until you get your citizenship straightened out, dude
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why the female cashier is being nice to you: A) she is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you, or B) because that's literally her farking job, you cretin
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Fri May 26, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lickinghole plans expansion into Goochland
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(Time)
 
 
 
Trudeau and Macron's bromance is creating a quite a stir. Subby is posting this while his wife is in her bunk
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man seeking to give his girlfriend a romantic "flower" chooses a bundle of kale instead. Bonus: Girlfriend doesn't know what it is either
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan finally tries to start a Twitter spat with Ariana Grande herself, bashing her for going home rather than comforting Manchester victims. The "Piers Morgan is a Twitter douche" trifecta is complete
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen selling her virginity hopes to buy a car. Yugo, girl
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Montana NBC affiliate refused to cover Gianforte body slam because they had no reliable source for story, despite numerous outlets reporting on it. To be fair, it surprised many that Fox News was the original source and that it reported it accurately
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Howard Kurtz is shocked - shocked - that Fox News isn't immune from cries of "Fake News" from Trump supporters when they report the facts
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson gives non-apology to Lauren Duca, then calls her "vapid and not very impressive"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
State lawmaker uses Snapchat video to vent about protesters: "The voice filter and bunny ears are a little distracting, but it is clear Teague is venting about something"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Men everywhere are losing their fedoras over Alamo Drafthouse's women-only screenings of Wonder Woman
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits refuse to be cowed by terrorist attack... "I don't get scared until the threat level reaches 'Replacement Bus Service' "
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
4th Circuit Court of Appeals issues judicial chokeslam of its own to Trump's Muslim Ban
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump casts a wider net in search for replacement FBI director, no doubt expanding his search to include freeway underpasses, homeless shelters and possibly the SPCA and Humane Society
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lana Del Meh announces release date of her new album
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity's losing advertisers over conspiracy peddling because up until now, Sean's never peddled lies and conspiracies except for all the time
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity taking a couple of days off to think about Fake News, Seth Rich, and future employment opportunities
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you've been following President Trump on Twitter you might have noticed he's the 'Nostradamus' of the 21st century
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If some stranger from the internet wants to buy your used iPhone for $450 but only has $500 in $100 bills and needs change, maybe look at the bills he's giving you before you give him the money and phone
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three things are guaranteed to bring farkers together: cancer sucks, Dolly Parton is good and genuine and Mr. Rogers rocks. This link has one of those three
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan also tries to start a Twitter spat with Lily Allen, labeling her a "deluded clown" over her calm comments on the Manchester terror attack. Rather common "Piers Morgan is a Twitter douche" trifecta in play
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan reminds everyone what a bloody tw*t he is by getting into a Twitter argument with Charlotte Church over the Manchester terror attack
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Clinton's email server played a decisive role in deciding the election. But I wouldn't agree with the idea that the media is responsible for it"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If you're complaining about Jinder Mahal as WWE Champion, don't ever cry about the product being stale, unoriginal or predictable"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the thoughtful and reflective message that Trump left in the Holocaust Memorial guestbook
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sir Roger Moore is off to that Casino Royale in the sky
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's efforts to stop Trump from tweeting too much about as successful as Trump's efforts to stop Chris Christie from eating too much
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Weather man to climate change deniers - "Submit your evidence to peer reviewed journals or stfu"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Megachurch preacher catches hell for flashing "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign. The devil is in the details
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Facebook's rules on banning have been leaked
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says Instagram is the worst social media site for young people's mental health. All the other social media sites tie for second
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Melania Trump slaps away Donald's hand in public, as physical contact is no longer part of their revised contract
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He's been neutered." The meltdown begins
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Lady gets locked inside CVS. The tag should not surprise us
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Sun May 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Is he in time out?': Breaking news that Reince Priebus is coming back early from Trump trip abroad has Twitter ablaze with questions
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's see, pants, shirts, more pants, 60 bags of weed, socks--wait, back up one
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Vox reports on leftists being taking in by obviously false news stories: Trump will be impeached any day, Russia is funding Paul Ryan, "Girls" was a watchable TV Show
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The Trump Twittervention has happened as we all knew it would
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Dark Tower' gets 2 new movie posters that kinda suck
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(Tastefully Offensive)
 
 
 
Area man notices that the news copter is broadcasting him live and busts out some ultimate white dad dance moves
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Flat-earther performs experiment with level on airplane to disprove the curvature of the earth. There goes the science
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"If [Trump] took a dump on his desk, you would defend it." --Anderson Cooper to Jeffrey Lord
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's official: Longtime unwavering U.S. ally in the Middle East is completely livid thanks to the Grand Blabbermouth Cheeto
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hedge Fund billionaire Bill Ackman thinks he knows how Trump can save his presidency: Spend massive amounts of money on "Private sector led" infrastructure investment, because who isn't thrilled to death when a new toll road is built near them?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Time magazine delivers the burn
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After Special Counsel was appointed, White House issued measured statement from Trump, which he completely contradicted once he got his hands on his phone and took to twitter to blast as a witch-hunt
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A photographer waited in a river every night for four years to get that perfect beaver shot. Apparently nobody ever told him about the internet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tweet coming out
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's here - the 2017 finalists in England's "Shed of the Year" contest
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mama duck and 12 ducklings rescued from 6th floor of Library of Congress, relocated to QL696 as they were clearly misshelved
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(Patribotics)
 
 
 
So former FBI director Comey may have had his FBI computer illegally accessed and had his files sent to Russian diplomats. Nothing to see here, move along citizen. Demented Keebler Elf out front shoulda told you
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
For Darrell Issa, the bird is the word for any reporter asking about the Comey flap
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is "not there yet" on the Trump impeachment. Really? What does Trump need to do, give a speech to Goldman Sachs?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Peachy: 17-year Brood X cicadas are spawning in DC. Impeachy: Four years ahead of schedule
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man gropes woman in Chantilly area. That's getting kind of personal
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Tue May 16, 2017
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Sure, you could watch Rachel Maddow tonight, if you'd like. Or, you can watch Bernie Sanders debate John Kasich on CNN at 10PM ET. Either way, you're gonna come out ahead
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"I realized in that moment that Twitter was the most important work of my life"
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
You can almost taste the blood in new teaser for Season 2 of 'Preacher'
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(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
The first true color images of the hexagon storm at Saturn's north pole....turn out to reveal it's an awesomely beautiful cerulean blue
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Mon May 15, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
Conan accused of stealing jokes; vows to slay accusers in trial by combat
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey thinks Trump should Tweet MORE, keep his company out of bankruptcy
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Another day, another SpaceX launch, with the heaviest payload they've attempted to GEO yet. No first-stage landing attempt, however. Live video starts at 7pm EDT, launch window opens at 7:20
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
According to unconfirmed Twitter intelligence source Broadsword Six, POTUS Fat Kid goes wheels up tomorrow. Jeez, I guess I better call in to work then
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's personal lawyer is a man who is smart, aggressive, and not afraid to tweet out a sexy picture of his daughter in lingerie
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump writes "We" on Twitter, hits "Tweet" and everyone notices, resulting in him illegally deleting the error
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Close your eyes and click your heels together ..and imagine that Jeb Bush was president today
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(patribotics)
 
 
 
Louise Mensch and Claude Taylor report sealed indictment against Donald Trump
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The timeline has been changed and Timeless isn't canceled
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Senator Warren gives commencement speech. Says, we need a justice department, not an obstruction of justice department. Who could she possibly be talking about?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"DHS reports you can come on board with your antlers, artificial skeleton bones, adults toys, balloons (uninflated), body armor, Harry Potter wands..." Wait, what?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Has anyone found James Harden yet? Fans say he never showed up in the playoffs
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Fri May 12, 2017
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland sports personality fired after she insinuated Browns players were on drugs, as if it wasn't obvious by the fact that they're on the Browns
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... pleeeeeeeeeeeease
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Contradicting Trump, Roger Stone says the two have spoken fairly recently
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Snapchat's execs paid themselves $2 billion for generating 1Q2017 losses of $2.2 billion, but they're totally worth it. Fark: Losing money faster than Uber, and paid themselves on the IPO better than execs at Twitter and Facebook
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is outraged photos of his collusion with Russia at the White House have been leaked
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy takes her Sean Spicer bit on the road - 58th Street to be exact
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fans outraged that Tim Allen's sitcom gets the axe after six season. In other news, Tim Allen has had a sitcom for six seasons
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Twitter is great for delivering the propaganda of despots. But it's terrible at turning a profit. Yet it manages to stay solvent for one simple reason: Twitter's expenses are being underwritten by the House Of Saud
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Thu May 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US diplomat on Twitter: Christ these freaks in the Trump administration make it hard to do my job
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(Politico)
 
 
 
To those of you saying Comey's firing will prove to be Trump's undoing, A) No, it won't. He's already skated on WAY worse things than this and B) Stop talking like that, honestly, you sound like a comic book villian
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
As a matter of national security, it's time to delete little Trumpy's Twitter account
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Wed May 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There Went Bronson
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson: "I have fallen over while attempting to quickly take off my pants"
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Slack is down. Sysadmin "Bob" has been paged
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival makes threats against Twitter critics because six class actions just wasn't enough
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Twitter personality Claude "Billingsgate" Taylor assures Americans not to panic as at least a dozen Russia-related indictments are working their way downstream and will be unaffected by Comey's firing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump mocked for poorly photoshopping his own tweet into his Twitter header. To be fair, he could just be practicing for cyber warfare with Iran
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Teen: "Hey Wendy's - How many retweets for a year's worth of nuggets?" Wendy's: 18 million Teen: "Challenge accepted" Wendy's smirks as the previous record was 3.4m, then does an 'oh, sh*t'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The real way to "scare" a member of Congress is not protesting
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Airport brawl erupts after people realize they can't leave Florida
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hitler riding a T-Rex? Shut up and take my money
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oreo is having a $500,000 competition to determine its next limited edition flavor. Let's help them out, Fark
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Jameson Taillon is being checked for testicular cancer, hopes he can take his ball and go home
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump goes on Twitter tantrum after Sally Yates humiliates him and the entire GOP
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why didn't "but his emails" gain much traction in France? Turns out it's because there is no Fox News equivalent in France
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here is how you should be using Google Docs
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
But really, who hasn't jumped into the Giraffe Pen for a better view after a few beers?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The San Francisco Giants' bus broke down on the way to the airport after being swept by the Cincinnati Reds. If they didn't have bad luck they would have no luck at all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama warned Trump not to hire Flynn, but knowing that Trump wouldn't trust him, Obama knew Trump would hire Flynn just to spite him, which means Trump hiring Flynn was actually an Obama conspiracy to collude with the Russians
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"F***ing hell bruv you have seriously lost the plot man" sez Liam to Noel about playing with a cartoon band in 2017, if you have forgotten 90s cartoon bands like Oasis
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Sun May 07, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The day before fired Justice Dept. official Sally Yates is scheduled to testify, Trump unlocks his Twitter account again and angrily demands the "fake media" begin investigating nonexistent ties between Democrats and Russia
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Airport security adopts new ceiling spy technology
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Sat May 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Living well might be the best revenge, but mailing your ashes to your GOP Representative is pretty good too
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Amazon comes up with novel idea. Let's take a building and fill it with books and let people come in and find one they like and pay for it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare might be over
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
We get it, you're 'socially awkward'
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
If only there were a French phrase to describe that overwhelming sense of familiarity you sometimes get with something that shouldn't be familiar at all
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, America's unhinged racist uncle promises to drink a jar of salsa and watch Speedy Gonzales cartoons. No word on how many times he will slap his forehead and cry "¡Ay, caramba!" out of respect for Latinos
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elon Musk asks the internet to name a boring machine - Farkers, you know what to do
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Walking Dead star Josh McDermitt quits social media after getting death threats for his character's poor decision-making and even worse mullet
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Swearing makes you stronger? I farking knew it
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Thu May 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pharma bro Martin Shkreli gets permanently banned from Twitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The three stages of an actress career in Hollywood. Cheerleader, District Attorney, Driving Miss Daisy. Kristin Kreuk to star in new show in stage two
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Jazz roll out #Nightlife T-shirts to mock Warriors, who still will only play two games in Utah
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(Time)
 
 
 
Mika commits to having morning, day, and night Joe
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The moment when you "like" a Tweet showing a GIF outlining the rift between you and your husband at his presidential inauguration and have to explain yourself to the media
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook now control one fifth of the world. And it's all your fault
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon's planning whiteboard accidentally shows up on twitter. Or maybe the chief strategist WANTED it to show up on twitter... did you think of that? No? Well that's why you're not a chief strategist
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The good news is that Sean Waltman hasn't relapsed. The bad news is that Sean Waltman is now selling drugs
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
1st time caller Toronto manager John Gibbons dials into Blue Jays radio sports talk show. "Hi, this is John from the Bronx"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
While Trump claims that the recent budget deal includes a "down payment on the border wall" a keen observer will note that the down payment was in the amount of $0
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Spicer tweeted his bitcoin address, not a password
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farting With The Stars
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Sean Waltman: pro-wrestler, porn star, marijuana enthusiast, and now felon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi man sentenced to death for insulting Muhammad on Twitter. Ironically this tactic also gave Donald Trump four years in the White House
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Canada Free Press)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity just found out about IP addresses. Armed with this arcane knowledge, he is going on a one-man mission to take out all the leftist cyber-trolls. Ya dun goofed, libby lib
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Twitter News Channel: The best idea in entertainment since FarkTV
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
HGTV's Chip Gaines responded to Fixer Upper lawsuit like a true presidential statesman
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter in Dallas. One firefighter hit, police and paramedics pinned down
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So, Mr Trump, do you still stand by your claims of spying? "I don't stand by anything. I just -- you can take it the way you want...you don't have to ask me. I have my own opinions. You can have your own opinions. This interview is over." *smokebomb*
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa gets a new co-host today. Story to the left, your predictions to the right
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX breaks the ULA monopoly on military launches by launching NROL-76 from Cape Canaveral Launch Complex 39A, with a landing for the first stage at Landing Zone 1 at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (UPDATE: Launch rescheduled to Monday at 7am ET due to sensor issue)
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Good Lord Above)
 
 
 
Best Twitter bot of all time trolls megachurch evangelist pastor and notorious conman Joel Osteen's tweets by replacing all mentions of "God" with "your dick"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can a candy bar really "satisfy"? Are there times when you feel like, and times you don't? Does it matter if you eat the left or right one first? All this and more as Snack Food Sunday is searching for the best candy bar
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News uses Obama-era unemployment numbers to try and make Trump look good, winds up getting excoriated on Twitter in what can be best described as a social media shiatstorm
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump whines the "fake" media is refusing to list his accomplishments
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Black & White version of 'Logan' hits theaters this May
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Honestly? I feel kind of dumb," admits voter who feels bamboozled by Trump's lies
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Murdochs trying for a broad approach for the head of Fox News
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
While Roger Goodell might be a terrible person, he wouldn't go and wipe a booger on a handicapped girl, would he?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Faux News under investigation by the Justice Department AND the USPS
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In effort to defend her husband after his comments, Scott Baio's wife explains that his penis is in fact a normal size
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
They need to realize that no one in the rest of the world can tell the difference between a Macedonian and an Albanian
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Sports-section story you'll find in the Tennessean, but not in the New York Times: What to do if you come across a pygmy rattlesnake
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump's twitter tirades create and secure jobs...for Secret Service agents having to investigate the flood of tweeted threats from Americans he gets in response
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster adds 'sheeple' to dictionary. Guess who they cited as an example. Right
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well, that escalated quickly. Jesse Waters now on "vacation" after he thought implying that he wanted a beej from Ivanka Trump on live tv was a good idea. Escalation trifecta now in play
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Wonders reunite after 21 years to perform That Thing You Do
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing twenty-six guns to support his heroin addiction. Hey, when you gotta shoot up, you gotta shoot up
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy destroyer has run-in with Iranian attack boat, raising the number of countries we risk stumbling into war with to ... uh, Christ, I don't have enough fingers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Here it is, your most recent major study proving that smoking pot will result in your bloody, mangled death on the highway
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not news: That wasn't me who made the bomb threats -- someone must have stolen my WiFi | Fark: Truth
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Antivirus company Webroot confirms something that most of us have known for a very long time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to McDonalds. This is Grand Moff Tarkin. Would you like to try our new all-day breakfast menu?
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the Presidential Election were held today, Hillary would still lose
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Smart credit card company Plastc closes, files for bankruptcy without shipping any orders. Apparently the only credit cards they made were the ones they used to finance themselves
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chainsmokers show in Pittsburgh, PA ends with "Thank You Pittsburg" message on video board
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says the media is responsible for Hillary Clinton's loss
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Dear 'Attorney General' Sessions: You are a racist and a liar. Actually, just joking. Oh wait, your record shows you are a racist & a liar." Sincerely, California Congressman Ted Lieu
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump: Someday, at a later date, not today but in the future, possibly the near future but maybe a little further, we can't know for sure, Mexico will pay--possibly with money but perhaps something else like wampum or donkeys or mohair--for the wall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Big Red (troll) Machine
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
And the President's latest Twitter tirade is about...*spins wheel*...whether the Patriots like Obama more than him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to hold rally on night of correspondents dinner because that'll make Trump feel better and then nobody will watch it on TV mainly because it's not broadcast. That'll fix 'em
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Man volunteers to be hooked up to a labor pain simulation machine, and it's a scream
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(Time)
 
 
 
Someone spent almost $15,000 on a 20-year-old McDonald's dipping sauce packet
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLS owners are tired of waiting for Beckham to bend in stadium deal in Miami, may cast him off entirely and expand to more-prepared markets like Tampa Bay and Sacramento
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Tottenham and the NFL demonstrating pay for play
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"What's that guy in the car behind me doing honking and waving? Go around, dude. Jeez"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Oh, dear, he really was trying to be funny
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(Fox News)
 
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