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Headlines matching 'Tute'
Mon April 14, 2014
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Institute study concludes the richest of the rich are amassing wealth at an astonishing rate and increasingly hiding it in offshore bank accounts
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study from the Institute Of We've Got Parenting Totally Down Despite Being 22 And Single finds that neither yelling at your kids nor ignoring them works - try reasoning with them
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Sun April 06, 2014
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
79-year-old substitute teacher quits her job rather than delete all her Facebook friends
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
, where the prostitutes will choke you to death if you try to skip on paying
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
How do you make a Peabody? It's like a Cape Codder, but substitute DUI and a probation violation for the lime
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Wed April 02, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Institute for The Eradication of Every Last Bit of Pleasure From Life Until You Beg For The Sweet Release of Death calls for Girl Scouts to stop selling cookies
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Sat March 29, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New study conducted by the Romero Institute of Chicago proves 911 response times vary depending on how close you live to a police station and whether or not your home is located in the middle of a gang warzone
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Silvio Berlusconi is barred from office for two years, but will still play an important role in upcoming elections. In other news, bribery, tax fraud, and soliciting an underage prostitute only get you barred from office for two years in Italy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New findings from the Romero Institute of Relationships reveals even happily married people have affairs
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Wham Bam Thank You BLAM Gunman fires at prostitute, robs all her money after they had sex: "We are in the process of having DNA evidence analyzed that we collected at the scene" ewww
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police: Well there you go rape victim, it's your fault for falling asleep on a bus and ending up in Trenton, NJ. Oh by the way, are you a prostitute?
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
From the No Shiat Sherlock news desk at the Ric Romero Institute for Journalism Oblivity: Drug companies are cashing in on people with sexual disorders
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Fri March 21, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cops in Hawaii want to keep law that allows them to have sex with prostitutes. Well, duh
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Wed March 19, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
This is the first time we've seen the 'I had my penis cut off, so those prostitute murders I committed before as a man were somebody else' defense
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Brothels rub prostitutes the wrong way
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S.: We see your referendum on independence and substitute our own
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Sat March 15, 2014
(Fox Sports MSN)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver has substitutes willing to take his place if his wife goes into labor. No word on who he will choose to hold her hand and put up with her insults and screaming
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
NYC restaurant owner institutes no-tipping policy. "The meal should be there for you to enjoy without doing the calculus"
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman sues MS Social Services for removing her newborn baby after the Dept's interpreter somehow mistranslated "I have my own apartment and a job at a restaurant" into "I am a prostitute who doesn't want my baby"
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study from the Ric Romero Institute finds politicians are more likely to meet with campaign donors than constituents
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Tue March 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Religious loon response to new study showing contraception does not turn women into ravening slut-beast whores: "I reject your reality and substitute my own"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of soliciting prostitute with his 3-year-old son in the car says it was all a big misunderstanding
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five years after the federal government spent brazillions bailing out homeowners who'd bought more home than they could afford, what have we learned? Well, that those homeowners aren't exactly the most fiscally astute people in the world
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Thu March 06, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida city has the solution to deter prostitution: a stern letter sent to people seen talking to prostitutes
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Tue March 04, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Prostitutes in Arizona are being offered choice of going to windowless church where they can have food and housing, or prison, which has windows. Unsurprisingly, most pick prison
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Mon March 03, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
British politicians call for 'Nordic model' of prostitution. Hard to see how anyone could get upset by having Nordic models as prostitutes
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Fri February 28, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
WARNING: There is no statute of limitations on spider bite deaths
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Thu February 27, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you have meat-free versions of favorites that will wow us? Do you simply opt out of the meat in recipes or do you try to build in substitutes? You mix it up and no recipe holds you back... so show us your meat-free style
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Your auto repair shop "may have" substituted used parts for new. Nothing a SWAT team can't solve
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
It's never a good idea to masturbate in school. Especially when you're a 72-year-old substitute teacher
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Tue February 25, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Wine Institute study finds Vatican City with the world's highest per-capita consumption of wine except for whatever city Drew's in when he runs out of the harder stuff
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Sun February 16, 2014
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher throws book at student, judge throws book at him. If we could just get people in schools to read books instead of throw them
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Sat February 15, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Are 100 sticky handwarmers a substitute for a winter coat? There's only one way to find out
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Wed February 12, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Michael Sam's father didn't take his son's coming out well because he's an old-school family-values type who flies his children to Mexico to lose his virginity to a prostitute. Wait, what?
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Thu January 23, 2014
(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Police to distraught soccer fans: a loss by Manchester United does not constitute an emergency. Please stop calling 999 in tears and demanding to speak to coach Sir Alex Ferguson
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Sun January 19, 2014
(Max Planck Institute)
 
 
 
Watch 2 billion light years of matter distribution via this simulation from the Planck Institute
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Fri January 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama announces an institute to create manufacturing jobs. Wait, don't we already have that? It's called China
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Thu January 09, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Science has determined the secrets to making your novel a bestseller: it needs to be "interesting," and you need to be lucky, say researchers from the Gee Thanks Balzac Institute
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Tue January 07, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Vigilantes attack prostitutes in Peru, beating them with whips, pulling their hair and doing other stuff that will cost you hundreds of dollars to watch if you don't live in Peru
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Mon January 06, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
"Alcohol leads to good cheer at high-school parties" and other deeply insightful scientific research studies from the Romero Institute
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(Time)
 
 
 
New report from the Romero Finance Institute reveals that people who borrow money will pay more money than they actually borrowed
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Thu January 02, 2014
(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
If you're a college student failing all your classes and feeling pressure, you have three options: (a) hit the books, (b) drop out and find a job, or (c) hire prostitute, hang her, and have sex with her corpse. In China, one choice is inadvisable
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Mon December 30, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lawmakers to Snowden: We reject your victory and substitute our own
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Sat December 28, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Vegan substitute mayonnaise is better than regular mayonnaise," claims person whose palate is utterly destroyed. Why not just go all-in and claim Miracle Whip is tolerable?
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Sun December 22, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Homeless man and self-described "visionary space entrepreneur" sets fire to a church. Fark: He has a Master's in Space Technology from Florida Institute of Tech... oh, okay this story makes sense now
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Sat December 21, 2013
(Time)
 
 
 
The brains of girls mature faster than the brains of boys, claims new study from the Romero Institute
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Fri December 20, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headline: young man with Down Syndrome, gets his college acceptance letter. Reality: to an institute designed for students with disabilities, called Clemson University
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want to see how America rebuilds her cities, take a look at Christie's auction catalog of artwork from Detroit's Institute of Arts. Looting museums is apparently more profitable than stealing copper
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Thu December 19, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Garvin fined $25,000. No, not the male prostitute
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