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Thu December 08, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Coed)
 
 
 
Either The Walking Dead isn't paying their extras enough, or Myrtle Beach has a big zombie prostitute problem
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The man, believed to be in his 70s, paid prostitutes using profits earned from peddling alcohol to fellow residents of his assisted living home and has lost his housing subsidy. What's his Fark handle?
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher arrested for duct-taping unruly middle school students to their desks. Hey, if you've ever been around middle schoolers, you'll understand why the "Hero" tag is warranted
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Fri December 02, 2016
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Inventor of General Tso's Chicken dies at age 98. in lieu of funeral, body to be lightly breaded, deep-fried then served up with rice and egg roll (or substitute wings if you like)
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
As Jesus said, Let he who has not faked his own kidnapping after a drug-fueled binge with transgender prostitutes cast the first stone
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you can't visit the real Machu Picchu, go to Lima and see the ersatz Machu Picchu that Royal Institute of British Architects has proclaimed 2016's best new building
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Everybody is getting in on the Black Friday action, as prostitutes across Britain are offering deals with 25% discounts on kinky sessions
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Thu November 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero Institute For Needless Research releases report that shows young people are more gullible than older folks
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
National Policy Institute founder Richard Spencer claims ending his speech by shouting "Heil Trump" and "Heil our people" at an organization's meeting celebrating Donald Trump's election was meant to be ironic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study from The Institute of the Blatantly Obvious finds that men with sexist attitudes have psychological problems
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Georgia Institute of Technology adds white noise to get better biomolecular dynamics resolution, smoother jazz
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Thu November 17, 2016
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Accused prostitute to undercover cop: Guacamole is extra
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deutsche Telekom partners with Alzheimer's research institute to publish Sea Quest Hero, a mobile game starring you as retired salty-dog sea captain who struggles to recover his memories while navigating the world and hunting creatures
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study from Romero Institute of Sexual Health reveals that 88 percent of elderly women report low sex drive and most of them are not distressed by it. "Low desire is not an issue if you are not bothered by it"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So Kushner's father was prosecuted by Christie for tampering with witnesses, his sister and brother in law. Kushner hired a prostitute to trap the brother in law at a family party. Confused? You won't be after this episode of SOAP
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has now decided to refuse a salary while in office. Mostly because he's afraid how much he could be sued for under the statute of "You break it, you bought it"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Health.com)
 
 
 
New Romero Institute study says that lighter running shoes can make you faster and heavier shoes cause you to run slower. And don't get them started on Mafia-recommended cement shoes for swimming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Democrats: Maybe screaming and crying and burning Trump in effigy and pretending he's going to reinstitute Jim Crow law, outlaw gay marriage and put a swastika on the flag isn't the best way to handle losing an election. Just sayin'
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Thu November 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
New report from the Romero Institute of Research indicates people fall for fake news stories
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
FBI Director Comey may have sent his letter to Republicans ahead of time, rather than to all members of the committee at once. Not only is this highly irregular, it may also constitute a violation of the Hatch Act
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
In your opinion, what constitutes cheating? Flirting, phone sex, cyber sex, physical contact. . . ?
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Thu October 27, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I see your bisexual English vicar and raise you a Serbian Orthodox priest charged with hiring a juvenile prostitute and drug offenses. Not-rare-at-all clerics gone bad trifecta in play
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bisexual Church of England vicar sacked over orgies and prostitutes after wife exposes his double life
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute finds religious people and other believers in the supernatural are 'less able to understand how the world works'
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Romero Research Institute reminds us that dogs eat poop, and letting one lick your face exposes you to massive amounts of bacteria, viruses, and parasites
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The Romero Institute of Political Science shows how Donald Trump literally and figuratively bankrupted the GOP for his own gain
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The most astute political analysis of the 2016 election can be found in the most unlikely of places: a Black Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live featuring Tom Hanks as a racist, confused Trump supporter
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Thu October 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Dear Mr. Trump, you have NO idea what constitutes a 'rigged election' until you've been falsely imprisoned and beaten under the guise of treason by opposition leaders" Sincerely, Tendai Biti
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's fortune began in 1885 built on money from prostitutes and brothels
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Wed October 19, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The best Seattle homes for the millennial buyer. Unlikely substitutes for missing Delusional tag
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Sun October 16, 2016
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Millennial graduates from the Jenny McCarthy Institute of Vaccination Research less likely to get flu vaccine. BONUS: Pro-vax 'Hamiliton' musical parody vid in article
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Inventing carbon-sucking devices that clean the atmosphere will prevent us from giving up sweet, sweet petroleum, say researchers at the Institute of Missing The Point Entirely
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian prostitute who claimed Eliot Spitzer raped her has been arrested for blackmail by NYPD
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Romero Institute find link between excessive selfie-taking and mental illness
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
So lemme get this straight. The Drudge Report is helping to spread the rumor that Bill Clinton has an illegitimate son he fathered with a black prostitute which The Drudge Report helped prove was false back in 1999 and holy crap I've gone cross-eyed
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
In groundbreaking study by scientists at Royal Scottish Romero Institute, unfit people benefit more from exercise than fit people
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Wed September 21, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're a cop, fooling around with a prostitute while on duty is all fun and games until she later gets picked up for an unrelated charge and spills her guts about what the two of you did in hopes of getting a lesser charge
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan to women who date sugar daddies, "Are you a prostitute?" Subby removes wishlist from profile
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Tue September 13, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Angry, aggressive drivers have much higher odds of being in a motor vehicle collision than those who don't get angry while driving, according to the Duh Institute's latest work
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
For the first time, the Tata institute observes live movement of sperm in fruit fly testes. I don't know. They seemed pretty excited about it though
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The trouble with measuring and tracking accidental gun deaths is no one agrees on what constitutes an accident
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
You are never too young to learn how to solicit a prostitute. Thanks, Dad
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Married British MP Keith Vaz resigns after he was spotted partying with male prostitutes and his frequent hookups with men were revealed
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Sat September 03, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're a cop, can you at least wait until you're off-duty before you have sex with a prostitute, even if your name is Officer Dick
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Sun August 28, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen is so destitute his exes agree to drastic child support payment reductions because they fear going to court would result in the payments getting reduced to nothing
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Romero Institute has noticed that the rich get more government services than the poor at the local level, too
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Study from the N.S. Sherlock Institute concludes that low cost airlines aren't actually a value
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a bad economy, even prostitutes have a difficult time making ends meet
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Trump looking to institute political tests for immigrants. Question #1 on the Trumpified Entrance Exam: Who will you vote for? A: Hillary. GET OUT
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute finds female cats are more attuned to kittens than males
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Institute for Relentless Killjoys finds that three glasses of milk a day can lead to early death
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis visits with prostitutes. This time not the ones in Congress
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Couple forces 15-year-old prostitute to have sex with 288 people. That's too gross
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