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Headlines matching 'Turkey'
Wed February 01, 2012
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(NASA) Photoshop Photoshop this view of Lake Egirdir Golu in Turkey  (nasa.gov) (24)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Spiffy Pass the stuffing, Turkey has just completed the world's first triple-limb transplant  (mirror.co.uk) (16)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Telegraph) Asinine After documentary exposes disabled children in Turkey are tied to their beds all day and not fed, Turkish government springs into action and charges the Duchess of York with violating the privacy of children  (telegraph.co.uk) (107)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Discover) Amusing Finally, science has an explanation for reindeer pom-pom sweaters and pipecleaner turkeys: The Grand Unifying Theory of Regretsy  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (12)
(The Daily Beast) Obvious Using nicotine patches has the same success rate as quitting cold turkey. However, they do give you much better dreams and greatly reduce the homicidal urges  (thedailybeast.com) (128)


Thu December 29, 2011
(BBC) Scary Turkey admits 35 civilian deaths. Well there was bound to be some retribution for the annual Christmas day massacre  (bbc.co.uk) (32)


Fri December 16, 2011
(UPI) Florida Don King's turkey truck hijacked. This is an audacious, fallacious, hellacious, and vexatious crime intended to stupify, horrify, and mystify our mortified law enforcement officials and poultrified spectators  (upi.com) (11)


Mon December 05, 2011
(The New York Times) Unlikely "Hold on, Europe, Turkey is coming to the rescue"  (nytimes.com) (16)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The Blemish) Interesting Confirmed: Jessica Simpson is giving birth to a Butterball Turkey  (theblemish.com) (52)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Syria hit with Turkey trade embargo which would have been more effective BEFORE Thanksgiving  (news.yahoo.com) (5)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Ugly-ass turkey falls in love with ugly-ass deer. And then it gets weird (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (18)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine The same week he pardoned a bird from death, Obama legalized the slaughter of horses in the US. What a turkey  (technorati.com) (147)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Gawker) Amusing 10 Best Videos of when turkeys stop being polite and start being real  (gawker.com) (21)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Can the Toon inject themselves into the title race? Can AVB save Chelsea, and his job? Can Liverpool do the job against City that United couldn't? It's this week's EPL thread, Turkey Day hangover style  (dailymail.co.uk) (314)
(Some Leftover Eater) Dumbass Man stabs self with turkey thermometer instead of waiting for belly button to pop out  (newportplaintalk.com) (17)


Sat November 26, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida City declares war on ice cream truck music. "That'd be a fun one, to go to court over Turkey in the Straw"  (tampabay.com) (154)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Wild Turkey ruins another family holiday  (wtae.com) (10)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary Why the Thanksgiving turkey you're digesting may well kill you  (huffingtonpost.com) (128)
(Huffington Post) Followup Takeru Kobayashi shatters yesterday's 10 minute turkey eating world record by more than 2 pounds. Promptly says he's now going to quit cold turkey  (huffingtonpost.com) (22)
(Des Moines Register) Photoshop More than 600 children, ranging in age from 5 to 12, drew and colored turkeys for a newspaper, which then put them online. Surely, Farkers can do better (Instashop, VE)  (desmoinesregister.com) (13)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Kirk Douglas was dishing turkey dinner at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday. Dare we suggest that 94 never looked so good? (pics)  (bittenandbound.com) (58)
(Yahoo) Followup Wild Turkey reaches out to the White House to hire the pardoned turkeys as spokesbirds. "In a manner of direct speaking, we invite the President to give us the bird"  (news.yahoo.com) (35)
(MSNBC) Interesting Scientists are working hard to build a better turkey, better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster. They have the technology. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na  (msnbc.msn.com) (9)
(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy Mom, son reunited after 29 years just in time for Thanksgiving. Now pardon me these turkey feathers are making my eyes water  (chron.com) (25)


Wed November 23, 2011
(The Atlantic) Spiffy The history of heritage turkeys. Useful if you want to brag about your true heritage turkey and credibly badmouth your hipster neighbors' faux-heritage turkey  (theatlantic.com) (67)
(New York Daily News) Weird 105 lb. competitive eater gobbles down almost entire turkey in 10 minutes. Never stops to pass the gravy  (nydailynews.com) (56)
(Google) Cool Google.com's artsy-craftsy turkeys are nice and all, but Google.pl's tribute to Stanisław Lem is way cooler  (google.pl) (28)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail Yahoo picks this year's fantasy turkeys -- seven of the eight guys who've been Manning your bench this year  (sports.yahoo.com) (63)
(NFL.com) Cool Plaxico Burress excused from Jets practice to distribute turkeys. As long as he's not throwing them, I'll be all right with that  (nfl.com) (15)
(Middletown Journal) Obvious I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of turkeys suddently gobbled out in terror and were suddenly silenced  (wnep.com) (4)
(Fark) PSA Sup y'all. Fark is slow today - the hamster that powers the server suffered a tryptophan OD sampling my new turkey recipe -Drew  (fark.com) (99)


Mon November 21, 2011
(cfnews13.com) Florida Free turkeys available for residents of Orange and Lake counties. Just don't stand directly underneath the helicopter  (cfnews13.com) (19)
(CNBC) Obvious Wall Street eats turkey without the gravy as it suffers through another brutal selloff after investors head for the exits ahead of Thanksgiving  (cnbc.com) (11)
(The New York Times) Stupid The annual presidential pardon of a single turkey is inflicting cruel and unusual punishment on the poor death row inmates   (opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com) (80)
(Mother Jones) Silly Conservative blogger concerned that secret-Muslim turkeys may be eaten all over America this year  (motherjones.com) (270)


Sun November 20, 2011
(WIVB) Cool Radio station gives away fifty turkeys. Hopefully, they learned a valuable lesson from WKRP  (wivb.com) (35)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo gives thanks to FARK for a hot William Shatner turkey story  (gizmodo.com) (1)
(gobble gobble) Dumbass No PETA, the town of Turkey, Texas will not change its name to Tofurky  (valleycentral.com) (101)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Reuters) Scary Iran is to help with Turkey nuclear power plant. Wow, and I thought those pop up thermometers were some high tech stuff  (reuters.com) (9)
(Contact Music) Amusing When William Shatner warns you about the dangers of deep-fried turkeys, you better damn well listen  (contactmusic.com) (33)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Oregon Live) Obvious PBS rockstar chef Christopher Kimball advises Thanksgiving cooks to "strip down the menu. Have the turkey, mashed potatoes and one other vegetable. And then forget the salad. Forget the six other sides"  (oregonlive.com) (225)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Your turkey is $15 more this year. Thanks to China eating more meat  (dailymail.co.uk) (113)


Wed November 09, 2011
(CNN) Scary 5.7 magnitude quake gobbles up buildings in Turkey  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (15)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Lady Gaga is set for "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving," a TV special on ABC. She's going to make deep-fried turkey. This is not a joke  (wisconsingazette.com) (80)


Sun October 23, 2011
(CNN) NewsFlash Magnitude 7.2 earthquake knocks the stuffing out of Turkey  (edition.cnn.com) (123)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Turkey drops soldiers from helicopter into Iraq. "As god is my witness, I thought soldiers could fly"  (news.yahoo.com) (108)

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