Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		World's Shortest Man Dead at 21. Years, not inches  (aolnews.com)	(98)
		Turkey bans turkey-baster tourism  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(81)

Is the number of earthquakes on the rise? Are we employing sheep's bladders properly to defend ourselves?  (washingtonpost.com)

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Turkey is discovering nothing exposes shoddy sub-code construction and bribed housing inspectors quite like a magnitude 6 earthquake  (abcnews.go.com)

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		We hold these truths to be self-evident, that among them are life, liberty, and high-speed Internet  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(149)
		God rolls die, shakes Turkey this time; at least 41 dead  (news.yahoo.com)	(200)

Now that Israel and Turkey are all pissy at each other, Turkey can't get the U.S. pro-Israeli lobby to ensure the U.S. congress doesn't accuse Turkey of an Armenian Genocide  (jpost.com)

(59)

(Politifact.com)

Surprisingly, Obama might actually know what he is doing  (politifact.com)

(185)

In the United States people forge drivers licenses to drink underage. In Switzerland people take it to a much higher level  (aolnews.com)

(74)

		In the game of Pirates and Navies, Helicopter gunship always beats wooden skiff  (news.yahoo.com)	(95)
		Research shows that women make 3 times as many hot drinks for workmates as men. No word on making turkey pot pie  (dailymail.co.uk)	(80)

Primitive humans conquered the seas some hundred thousand years earlier than thought. No we're not talking about the vikings with horns protruding out of their heads, we're talking clubs and axes  (news.nationalgeographic.com)

(43)

(WLBZ2.com)

Turkey vulture crashes through the windshield of a chopper and lands in the pilot's lap, waits for the landing before taking off. As God is my witness, there's video  (wlbz2.com)

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Alaska Airlines ditches Jones Soda as official in-flight beverage supplier, goes back to Coke. Apparently passengers didn't find candy-corn, turkey-and-gravy pop appetizing during turbulence  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

(56)

Spray-on liquid glass invented. Mr Scott rubs his hands in anticipation of the fishtank he can build now  (physorg.com)

(90)

(Some Animal Hoarder from Texas)

Six tigers, one cougar, two black panthers, one spotted leopard, about 20 dogs, dozens of cats, reptiles, a diseased monkey, mice, eight chickens, geese, guinea pigs, six goats, miniature horses, Shetland ponies and a turkey  (marshallnewsmessenger.com)

(112)

(journal times)

Some reporter: "You've just been released after 28 years in jail for shooting the pope. What are your plans?" Mehmet Ali Agca: "Well, I'd really like to see the Vatican."  (journaltimes.com)

(37)

In an effort to reach out and touch the youth, the Pope wants Priests to start blogs    (msnbc.msn.com)

(41)

(Las Vegas Sun)

Kid Rock celebrates his 39th birthday in Vegas with a-paralyzed Iraq War vet. Now that's pretty cool, actually  (lasvegassun.com)

(48)

		As God is my witness, I thought Turkey could surf  (reuters.com)	(48)
		Popemobile quality control tester freed from Turkish prision  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(62)

(Some sheep Farker)

Sheep born with human face with WTF photo of the little nightmare. EWWWW  (dailytelegraph.com.au)

(212)

Israel-Turkey diplomatic slapfight escalates to Defcon: Office Decor  (csmonitor.com)

(46)

Wild turkey blamed for power outage, most bad decisions    (kcra.com)

(36)

(Michael Totten)

Interview with Christopher Hitchens on religious zealotry and the West's "multicultural masochism" in failing to recognize and condemn it  (michaeltotten.com)

(555)

You know that "Coexist" bumper sticker you have on your Prius? Here's why it's a dirty lie that sucks  (wisertime.wordpress.com)

(746)

		If one train leaves Istanbul travelling to Eskisehir at 60 miles per hour, and another train leaves Eskisehir travelling to Istanbul at 55 miles per hour, how long will it take the rescue crews to clear the tracks after they collide head on?  (edition.cnn.com)	(58)
		Rick Warren got $2.4 million instead of the $900,000 he asked for. Hallelujah, it's a miracle  (msnbc.msn.com)	(220)

Put turkey in the oven. Check. Drive to hospital. Check. Give birth. Check. Drive back home one hour after giving birth. Check. Serve Christmas Dinner. Check. Top that, Martha Stewart  (foxnews.com)

(76)

Map of local anomalies in the Earth's gravity. Your mom appears to spend a lot of time in Indonesia and Turkey  (space.com)

(87)

Yes Virginia, Santa is dead and Turkey would like his bones  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(40)

		You might be a fugitive if you spent your Christmas taunting police by posting topless pictures of yourself on Facebook adorned in tinsel, making a rude gesture and holding a turkey  (dailymail.co.uk)	(58)
		White hat hackers stage their own version of the Zombie Apocalypse, killing 200,000 "zombies" by taking down the Mega D Bot-net  (news.yahoo.com)	(99)

"Is it after four minutes past two in the afternoon? That's the exact moment today when, according to a new survey, festive revellers get fed up of eating leftover turkey"  (scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com)

(51)

		In case you'd gotten all "meh" about dinosaurs, here's a venomous turkey-sized raptor that would pounce from above and bring death with nasty, big, pointed teeth  (livescience.com)	(65)
		"Sewers are only meant to take away water, toilet tissue and poo. Turkey fat is a big 'no no' because it blocks drains and results in sewage flooding into people's homes which is just horrible" (w/ music video)  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(33)
		Thief steals daycare's toys, Christmas tree and turkey. Suspect is 6' 2", with short green hair, possibly accompanied by a small dog with antlers  (wftv.com)	(118)

Adolf Hitler and Linda McCartney were Vegans and they turned out ok, right. Bonus: Mechanics of turkey slaughter  (bbc.co.uk)

(188)

Yet another group of researchers claim to have discovered the lost city of Atlantis. This time, it's apparently on a plato somewhere at the bottom of the Caribbean  (dailymail.co.uk)

(165)

Yes Virginia, Father Christmas is buried in Ireland  (telegraph.co.uk)

(36)

Turkey mine explosion kills 19, dampens pot pie market  (google.com)

(46)

(Some Guy)

As God as my witness - I thought turkeys could drive  (newschannel5.com)

(28)

(Chico News & Review)

Here's why the supermarket sells out of turkey-sized oven bags a month before Thanksgiving  (newsreview.com)

(50)

Arab world has stopped applauding Barack Obama, just like Americans have  (online.wsj.com)

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Muslims and Christians find common ground  (telegraph.co.uk)

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You're an astronaut that's going to be on the International Space Station for Thanksgiving, and NASA hasn't planned a meal for you, do you: C) Sneak a Turkey on the Space Shuttle without anyone noticing  (gizmodo.com)

(115)

		We have our first contestant in the Thanksgiving "Set Your House On Fire While Frying A Turkey" sweepstakes  (foxnews.com)	(109)
(Some Guy)		This Thanksgiving be thankful a 300-pound, 6-foot bald homeless man with blue eyes didn't break into your home and steal your turkey  (mlive.com)	(39)
(Mr. Carlson)		As God is my witness, here's the WKRP "Turkeys Away" episode  (vodpod.com)	(24)
(wpri.com)		Family raises money for turkey's cataract surgery, even though the procedure will cost more than a poultry sum  (wpri.com)	(17)
		"Between 1960 and 2008, turkeys bulked up by around 11lb to 29lb ... coincidentally in that same period the average American man gained 28lb, almost the equivalent of a turkey"  (economist.com)	(39)
		Lions and turkeys and beers, oh my. It's your official Thanksgiving Day Football Thread  (cbssports.com)	(lots)
		As Thanksgiving as Detroit Lions football, a big crackling turkey with all the fixings, and cold turkey sandwiches at 10:00 PM, it's Arlo Guthrie singing "Alice's Restaurant"  (youtube.com)	(18)
		Jon & Kate Gosselin beat Kanye west for the coveted "Turkey of the Year" dishonor  (contactmusic.com)	(22)
		Ain't no party like a turkey giveaway party 'cause a turkey giveaway party don't stop until Ludacris, Big Boi, and Akon give thousands of turkeys to Atlanta families  (contactmusic.com)	(8)

		News media reports that Obama has pardoned his first turkey. AIG and GM beg to differ  (fe18.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com)	(179)
		It's the Fark Annual Thanksgiving Eve Draw A Hand Turkey For Mom Contest. Past losers include Jerry Garcia and James Doohan. LGT last year's results. VE. Gobble Gobble  (fark.com)	(58)
		"It often is reported that 46 million turkeys will be eaten on Thanksgiving, and that it is the busiest travel time of the year. Government statistics suggest that neither claim is accurate."  (online.wsj.com)	(51)

Taking a bath with your turkey, and other things the Butterball turkey hotline suggests you not do  (suntimes.com)

(138)

New York City tavern selling turkey infused with 100-proof Georgi vodka for Thanksgiving. That's wild  (1010wins.com)

(30)

(NBC Bay Area)		If you are in Salinas, CA on Tuesday night and find yourself at a DUI checkpoint, you will either be going to jail or getting a free turkey  (nbcbayarea.com)	(91)
		Be glad for the tryptophan in the turkey on Thanksgiving. It blocks the 9 aphrodisacs from turning family dinner into a hillbilly honeymoon  (examiner.com)	(37)