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500 headlines found matching 'Tro'
Tue July 07, 2015
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are strong crosswinds at Birmingham airport today and that means there's tons of footage of passenger jets making the kind of landings that will swear you off flying for the rest of your life
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(34)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel, who is basically the mayor from Animal House, defends his controversial policing decision
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wanted: Receptionist for activewear company. Must have strong administrative skills, pleasant phone manner, 35" bust
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(25)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Since Colorado started offering free birth control six years ago STD numbers in the state have tripled. Just kidding, abortion and teen birthrate numbers have plummeted
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(189)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain warns against a calendar based Afghanistan troop withdrawal. Probably because when you are as old as John McCain, you quit planning around the calendar
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(49)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Auto-playing video ads may finally die, at least on Facebook, as advertisers refuse to pay for ads that users don't start playing. In related news, one ad agency controls $105 billion worth of ad spending
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(49)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you use a wireless router at home? You've probably already been hacked, had your identity compromised, your life destroyed, and your porn stolen
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(211)
 
(PGA)
 
 
 
Bubba Watson destroys historic artifact
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(92)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Brewtroleum"? What a waste of a good beer. Oh.. a biofuel that can power your car made with a beer byproduct that is good for the environment.... carry on then
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(21)
 
(Some Itchy Guy)
 
 
 
This article on poison ivy is either a bad translation, or the author had a stroke while writing it
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(92)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fresh aromatic cheese lures Zombie Castro out of hiding
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A stroll through Bastrop, Texas, where the townsfolk are in the final stages of their preparations to resist Obama's impending Jade Helm invasion. "They are not nuts and wackos. They are concerned citizens, and they are patriots"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
You know Donald Trump's in trouble when even NASCAR doesn't want to have anything to do with him
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(70)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
China's news reports on Japan's military technology, including subs, missiles, helicopters, gundams, destroyers, aircraft... wait, gundams?
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(48)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A police officer who lied about a Sonic employee spitting in his drink has been fired. Or it could have been because of the meth in the patrol car
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(78)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Expert with Sakhalin Research Institute of Fisheries says giant creature with beak and fur is a dolphin. Also says you are Brad Pitt, or Kate Middleton, or a flying trout lizard
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(74)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
"A secretive Russian agency designed to flood the Internet with pro-Kremlin and anti-U.S. comments and posts - a so-called 'troll factory' - has been brought into the public eye as a result of a lawsuit brought by a former employee" ... who just pocketed a bunch of rubles
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(66)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Newsarama: "Star Trek's Wil Wheaton and Fark.com's Drew Curtis debut their new w00tstout beer at Stone Brewing's World Bistro"
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(6)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
With the stroke of a pen, the United States moves one step closer to a single payer healthcare system
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(62)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets team plane on way to LA diverted to Detroit after broadcaster Howie Rose suffers medical episode on board. Getting swept by the Cubs doesn't seem so bad now
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(10)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter on hecklers at her anti-immigrant book signing: "At least as long as they were destroying books and screaming in a book store, they weren't molesting any 4-year-olds"
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(131)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dancing Man admits he was "gobsmacked" by worldwide outpouring of support: "I'm just a 47-year-old single, fat Liverpudlian who'd been ridiculed online by an anonymous troll"
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(54)
 
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans introduce budget bill that would make nearly all records created by state and local government officials, including bill drafts and communications with staff, no longer subject to Wisconsin open records law. Nothing to hide
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(134)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Detroit lawmaker wants to classify burning tires as a renewable energy
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(61)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says his temper is the result of "controlled anger." Just like his girth is a result of his "disciplined appetite"
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(125)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Which one of these sentences probably should've been kept out of a 3-year-old boy's obituary? c.) "His uncle Charlie taught him how to keep that pimp hand strong"
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(123)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Either Miley Cyrus is utterly indifferent to everything or else she is incredibly self-aware and knows exactly how to control the media, as evidenced by her latest cunning stunt, making out with another woman in an alley
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(91)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Having trouble keeping up with who all is severing ties with The Donald? Let us help you
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(215)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
A new rivalry brewing? Victor Martinez of the Detroit Tigers says he has absolutely no respect for the Pittsburgh Pirates
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(18)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Chicago's new "cloud tax" adds 9% to the cost of Netflix, Spotify, & other "electronically delivered amusements" as well as "nonpossessory computer leases," such as Lexis-Nexis. That last one has lawyers running to the courthouse
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(103)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Don't post a picture on social media of a woman pushing a 1-year-old in a stroller while carrying a 5-year-old in a baby carrier if you value your job
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Wed July 01, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Will it be a rematch of the previous final? Will England surprise everyone? Will there be more controversy? It is Japan v. England in Game 2 of the Women's World Cup semifinals in Edmonton. Kickoff is at 7 pm EDT
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(352)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cuba just eliminated mother-to-child HIV and syphillis transmission. Still no cure for Castro's zombieism
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(25)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
So, if you're having trouble booking a flight to Delaware today, we've got some bad news for you
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(78)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK parliament warns people on the dangers of ferrets & trouser legs
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(27)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Built in 1962 and closed to the public since the company's demise in 2001, the futuristic TWA terminal at NY's JFK airport is still in remarkably great condition. It's as if George, Jane, Judy, Elroy and Astro could move right in
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Six creative directors, 20 minutes to design an airplane wrap live on stage, 1000 spectators, 1 beautiful troll
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyers argue that he is not a public figure. (Bill Cosby is a writer and performer currently experiencing legal trouble)
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Boston officials reintroduce 2024 Olympic bid, hoping that if they dress it up in affordable-housing drag, nobody will notice the mountains of corporate welfare and plain old Masshat corruption going on
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(70)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man seriously injured after he lost control of his bicycle when it skidded over the gooey remains of an alligator
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(17)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The copyright troll going after sci-fi GIF artists is a man who says he talks to an alien from the future because honestly what else did you expect
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(61)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL posts an opening for a "Director of Investigations." The position requires candidates know how to control social media, archive computer programs, read an air pressure gauge
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(31)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells Iowa crowd his hair would "get a new look" if he were elected President. Yes; given the hairpiece is what controls him, it makes sense it would want a makeover befitting its station
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(36)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Woman in American hospital suffering amnesia has no idea who she is, has trouble believing that she was ever meant to be a working-class mother of four married to a carpenter
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Sun June 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The biggest act at this year's Glastonbury Festival was Lionel Richie: "At one point, Richie looked disbelievingly at the 100,000-strong crowd and asked repeatedly, 'What the hell is going on?'"
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(44)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Downtrodden and outnumbered, Alabama minority group lets their freak flag fly. No, not that one, the other one
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Astros pitcher a) gives up six runs to the Yankees in a little over an inning, including a grand slam and a two run homer. b) Tries - and fail to hit A-Rod after the two run dinger. c) gets ejected for doing that d) gets shipped to the minors. Ta-da
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Welcome to the future of naval aviation, where fleets of unmanned helicopters fly on and off warships conducting missions, all controlled by a mouse
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(18)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Uh, International Space Station, this is Ground Control...your supplies are going to be a little late
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(328)
 
(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
New swim stroke is the fastest yet
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(28)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye West trolls Glastonbury thrice; first, he brings out Bon Iver, then he calls himself "greatest living rock star in the world," and lastly covers Bohemian Rhapsody poorly
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(54)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
After the disastrous Green Lantern movie that featured Ryan "Dane Cook" Reynolds, is DC hoping that a John Stewart movie starring Tyrese Gibson will work? And if so, who will play his mortal enemy, a Yellow Crayola Crayon?
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(34)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans have blocked research into gun violence because it may finally hammer home the need for swift gun control regulations and the fact white supremacist christian terrorists with guns are deadly
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(380)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Top Gun 2 will feature the return of Maverick and promises drone warfare. So, basically, it's just going to be a gone-to-seed pilot playing a videogame, controlling robots that bomb other countries. Got it
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(36)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
NASA to use holographic glasses on the International Space Station. Astronauts can now pretend to be somewhere other than inside a tiny room above the Earth along with several other socially awkward nerds
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(14)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Outspoken feminist columnist trolls TV news, gets trolled in response, re-trolls the trolls, and calls for legal justice. The Aristocrats
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Fri June 26, 2015
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Restaurant that refused to host gay weddings forced to close doors, due to lack of enough bigoted patrons to keep them in business
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(84)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bad: having a stroke and having to call an ambulance. Worse: Ambulance driver has a heart attack while driving. Hero: he keeps driving anyway
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(51)
 
(LocalSYR)
 
NewsFlash
 
SUPREME COURT ALLOWS HOMOSEXUALS TO DESTROY THE FABRIC OF AMERICAN SOCIETY by allowing them to, you know, settle down, buy a minivan in the suburbs and be boring like everybody else
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(2419)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
With five rulings left to announce, will SCOTUS give America a weekend of marriage celebrations? Will the EPA control your farts? Will gerrymandering still be a thing? This is your second-to-last SCOTUS opinion thread. (Coverage starts at 9:00AM ET)
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(910)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Salacious subway suspect seen stroking self
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(34)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
A Detroit EMT has been fired for refusing to help a dying baby. An internal report indicates she told her supervisor that she wouldn't "be on no scene 10 minutes doing CPR," and that "you know how these families get"
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(83)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GOP presidential hopefuls Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio (R-FL) introduce bill to ban online casino gambling. Sheldon Adelson (R-Macau/Las Vegas) seen nodding in approval
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(21)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Old Navy introduces fashion line for bloggers that inexplicably includes pants
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(18)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio are taking their marching orders directly from the Pope, who controls them with the radio under his hat
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans: Renaming a state park is like ISIS destroying cultural monuments. Fark: The state park in question is named for the founder of the Ku Klux Klan
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(392)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal: Go away kid, you're bothering my presidential aspirations... SHOO troll
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(69)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
How to deal with a troll headline: Read the first clause, take deep breath; read the second clause, exhale. "Trump and Christie lead the field in poll of GOP candidates voters can't see supporting"
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's mind is a maelstrom of creative ideas and questions. "What blouse should I wear today" clearly isn't one of them (possibly not safe for work)
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(87)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Why for Democrat presidential hopeful Jim Webb, the Confederate Flag controversy is hitting a little too close to home to comment on
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(50)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Not strong enough to carry a keg, not smart enough to hide their faces from the camera. These boys are gonna have a hard time inside once caught"
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(10)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces "McBike" drive-through bags for all none of the people who love both cycling and McDonald's food
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nine robots that have absolutely no value to human society. Faster, stronger, dumber
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(24)
 
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
You''d think having your boat struck by lightning and destroyed in the ensuing fire would be bad enough, but noooo. Then you'd think that having your house hit by lightning and burning down would be bad enough, but noooo
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(33)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
This house. Once it was a good house. Strong. Upright, a good house for man. A place to escape the midday sun by drinking many cold beers. But now this house has grown weak, and old. To fix up this house, that would be a good thing
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(39)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Security Guard: Man thrown out of restaurant after going into the wrong restroom. Evicted patron: Not so fast
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(130)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Megatron says he is not done, and still has a lot of production left
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With Mitt Romney forthrightly calling for its removal, and the usual GOP suspects yammering about "state's rights"; Hillary has seized this moment with her signature boldness to weigh in on the SC Confederate flag controversy by saying: *crickets*
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(91)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jurassic World fights off all competitors, raking in $107 million and the #1 spot. Newcomers Inside Out is a strong #2 with $83 million while Dope fails to be seen by anyone, thudding at #5 with $5.9 million. Somehow, Entourage clung on to #10
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(85)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: 'In the wake of the South Carolina church shootings, I will send my deputies out to patrol black churches in Phoenix." Black church leaders: "Uh, thanks, but we're good"
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(118)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Santorum blamed religion. The NRA blamed gun control. But Fox, well, they have Charleston all figured out: The real problem here is "too much tolerance"
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(122)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Rural life: Finding a deer in your church. Fark: Church is in Detroit
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy tests their new electromagnetic aircraft catapult system by launching a GoPro off the deck of the USS Gerald Ford at speeds reaching 160 mph because why the hell not
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(50)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, D.C. Farkers, but a federal investigation of the Metro has discovered significant flaws, including being "chronically understaffed and chaotic." You'll post here once you're finished choking on smoke
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(44)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Tropical depression Bill to become post-tropical by Thursday. Man, Schoolhouse Rock has really dropped the ball since the '70s
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Imagine if air traffic control in this country was run by Comcast. Have a nice flight
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(101)
 
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
American Thoracic Society issues new guidelines on how much sleep people should be getting. If you're still having trouble falling asleep, doctors advise reading any press releases from the American Thoracic Society
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's more fun than Tinder? A highly controlled, state-sponsored Iranian dating site to marry off unsightly singles
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(54)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas jails 92-year-old woman after she goes berserk and destroys multiple fracking sites during a protest. Thanks, Governor Abbott, for saving us from her unhinged rampage. With photographic evidence of violent outburst that led to her arrest
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(122)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Introducing the one person with the power to save the Republican party from complete obsolescence: Hillary Clinton
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(47)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
DNC puts on troll sunglasses, approves of Donald Trump running for president because "he adds some much-needed seriousness that has been previously lacking from the GOP field"
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(74)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Big-time computer collector gives a tour of his vintage million dollar electronics stockpile. Prepare to restore and go back in time (w/video)
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(23)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
The FBI is investigating the Cardinals for hacking into the Astros' computer system, but in a totally classy way, I'm sure
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(208)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Dr. Zaius and Troy McClure at odds over new legal status for chimpanzees
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(27)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
With two weeks to go, we have a new update from the American League All-Star voting: It's now Mike Trout and EIGHT (yes, eight) Kansas City Royals
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(98)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Emos and Japanese RPG fans rejoice -- you got the wrong Final Fantasy game remade. Kefka inconsolable, destroys world, laughs about it
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(150)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Indianapolis Monthly)
 
 
 
David Letterman's first post-retirement interview. "I love fishing with my son. Any kind of trout fishing where you can stand in the river is just delightful. I don't know what I'm doing, but I can stand in the river. I'm pretty good at that"
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(44)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
0.2% of the global population now controls 41% of all available wealth, and are on track to hit the 50% mark in less than three years
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(224)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You know how it goes: you have a promising career, and then after one off-the-cuff remark it's destroyed, your reputation is in tatters, and all you can do is cry into your Nobel Prize
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(383)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
When life resembles a scene from an '80s college-themed movie: State trooper injured at mud volleyball tournament
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(12)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Washington state trooper goes above and beyond to escort woman who got lost on her scooter back home by following her and letting her drive her scooter as fast as it will go (6mph) for an hour until she makes it home
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(67)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Manchester Monarchs win Calder Cup, becoming the first team in 33 years to win minor league hockey's top trophy...just before they move
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(12)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Gun control in Connecticut reduced fatal shootings by 40%. Here comes the science, which will be agreed upon by everyone, naturally
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(277)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out millennials are actually strong-willed, resourceful individuals who favor happiness and a strong work ethic over greed and laziness. You know, the complete opposite of baby boomers
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(126)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the monotony of merely playing Farming Simulator on your computer? Augment your experience with this $300 tractor controller
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What could be more claustrophobic than being in a jetliner? How about being in a jetliner underground?
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(14)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NAACP speaks up about the controversy with its Spokane chapter president: "Really? People are actually making a big deal about this?"
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(451)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Governor Ricketts [R-eally Wants To Kill Some Folks] vows that Nebraska will circumvent the FDA in buying lethal injection drugs because there wasn't a retroactive clemency given to the dozen or so inmates on death row
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Thu June 11, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
North Carolina has decided its budget surplus is so large, it's trolling for lawsuits ahead of the SCOTUS rulling on Marriage Equality
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(49)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"I now no longer know if I'm being trolled, if people are in on the joke, if it's causing genuine anger, or if society is simply doomed"
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(106)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
That Metroidvaina style game that Konami thinks nobody wants to play 2D exploration games anymore? Its the most funded game on Kickstarter ever. Throw in a couple bucks if you want the Rogue-like mode that will be made available if it hits $5 million
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SC Johnson discloses the ingredients in its fragrances, including Hawaiian Breeze. Apparently the tropical aroma of the island comes from the natural occurrence of allyl caproate, benzyl salicylate and ethyl hexanoate
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(38)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
And you all thought Astrology was hokum. Don't give me that "correlation does not equal causation" crap. We have been vindicated
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(41)
 
(Belfast Live)
 
 
 
Pop-up prison restaurant allows you to enjoy prison food without the trouble of being sent to prison
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(58)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Let's drop debates about federal troops invading states, legalized marijuana, and unhealthy food into a blender and see what comes out. "I bet maybe smoking crayfish ain't good for you"
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Patron Saint of Fark Headline writers everywhere has passed
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(43)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Man introduces his husband at a gay pride event. News: Man is an US Army general. Fark: Introduction made at the Pentagon. In other news, the Pentagon has a gay pride events
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(78)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Emboldened by disastrous NFL year in law and order, HBO confirms their new football series starring The Rock uses team names and logos without express written consent of the NFL. "There is no legal requirement to obtain their consent"
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(38)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
HOA works to improve the image of HOAs nationwide by threatening the family of a beloved local pastor who had a well-made ramp installed after suffering a stroke and multiple brain surgeries
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(322)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCONN football coach Bob Diaco says he doesn't need the University of Central Florida's permission to create a rivalry game with the Knights, where they would compete for the elusive Civil Conflict trophy
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(8)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Old Pontiac Silverdome full of more win now than when the Detroit Lions played there
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(12)
 
(Financial Express)
 
 
 
NASA "strongly denies" reports that an asteroid will wipe out the Earth in September, which is exactly what you'd expect them to say if they knew something
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(33)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Newspaper doesn't know the difference between amphibious and ambidextrous, but that doesn't stop them
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(33)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Chutzpah: Republican senators accusing President Obama of destroying people's lives by stripping them of their Obamacare
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(59)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police spokeswoman: "The good news is that we found your cat. Unfortunately our patrol car ran it over"
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(58)
 
(WrestleZone)
 
 
 
Tune into tonight to see a bunch of people point at a hanging briefcase. The Samoan guy will look strong while doing so. It is YOUR Monday Night Raw thread. (8:00PM EDT on USA Network/pre-show 7:30PM EDT)
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(1142)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tim Curry, whose acting career was halted by a stroke in 2012, was honored with a lifetime achievement award
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(147)
 
(Mac Observer)
 
 
 
At 10am PST  will introduce new stuff we have to buy. Will we get an TV update? New iOS?  branded hover boards? Get your predictions to the right, embrace the truth to the left
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(187)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Today's 'police pepper-spray bystander for filming them and destroy his phone' video is courtesy of the Austin Police Department
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(178)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Look, gastronomes, stop trying to make "veggie" burgers a thing. If it ain't got meat in it, it ain't a burger
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(186)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In case anyone was worried, the Waltons will maintain control of Walmart
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(16)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Website determines your risk of dying within the next five years. The first question asks where you live, and if the answer is Detroit it tells you to start getting your affairs in order
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(28)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The force apprehends stormtrooper outside elementary school with "realistic looking" laser gun. There was no real threat as stormtroopers never hit anything, anyway
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(52)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greek lawmakers to IMF: "We'll destroy our own country if we have to, don't make us do it"
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(54)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs article lead: "Fast-acting state troopers used welding gloves and a cat carrier to rescue a trio of baby raccoons from a poison ivy patch"
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(37)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lawmakers shocked, SHOCKED to learn that the NFL trots out military members for the money instead of a deep sense of patriotism
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(68)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Yeah all of you 40 students might have smeared petroleum jelly, moved some furniture around, placed toilet paper in trees and wrote in soap on windows, "Class of 2015," but screw it you can be part of graduation ceremonies"
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
House Republicans: "If we can keep travel restrictions to Cuba in place just for a little longer, we SWEAR the Castro regime will fall. Seriously, just another week or decade, it will work"
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble after telling students to take selfies with their parents' sex toys
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(112)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston Astros to get rid of idiotic hill and pole in center field of Minute Maid Park
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nichelle Nichols hospitalized for stroke
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(52)
 
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Remember how that Anthrax shipment issue wasn't really an issue and it was under control? Yeah... about that
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(28)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Cubs manage to lower the bar even further by taunting the opposing teams dugout during a HR trot even though they're still losing by 4 runs
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(54)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rand Paul: Not 100% a Libertarian robot, but #1 with Libertarian robots. *sparks* DESTROY DESTROY
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(35)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Detroit, long known as America's crime and murder capital, hopes to lure tech start-ups away from Silicon Valley. It's good to dream, Detroit
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(165)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
R2-D2 Remote Control Mini-Fridge to spill beer all over your servers and then fix them
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can a spinster ever be truly happy or fulfilled without a man or children in her life? Controversial new book says women who've never wed should treasure their freedom
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(349)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Before Tron, before War Games, there was the original video game movie: Jaws
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
France is trolling Francis. Will they get a bite?
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(24)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Alice 97.3 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Controversial new drug referred to as "Viagra for women" under FDA scrutiny. The drug, called "red wine," allegedly increases a woman's libido
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(91)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Government of Brownbackistan collapses. Local warlords assume control of key infrastructure
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(222)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Up next in Hollywood's attempt to destroy every awesome '80s and early '90s movie with a remake is "Big Trouble in Little China," with The Rock to play the role of Jack Burton
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In case the rest of the world wonders where Australia stands on same-sex marriage, here we have a bill being introduced to Parliament. Note our ruling party sitting on the right of the picture
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(61)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
University astronomy student discovers huge tubes of plasma in upper atmosphere. Big enough deal that the article finds way to mention 'huge tubes of plasma" in every paragraph. Huge Tubes Of Plasma
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(31)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto suburb should have paid the $5/week Bear Patrol tax
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(15)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will we see a Colombian victory trifecta? Can we get a full length race here today? It's Race 2 of the Chevrolet Dual in Detroit (3:30PM ET, ABC)
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(309)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch makes a quiet return to Dover, He Who Shall Not Be Named eyes adding another Monster Mile trophy, and we can't really mock the title of today's race: the FedEx 400 for Autism Speaks. Coverage starts at 1:00 ET on Fox Sports 1
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(715)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Electronics recycling center: "If you anonymously dropped off an ultra-rare Apple 1 computer at our location, please return for your $100,000 check"
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(53)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Treasure trove of trash teems from toppled tractor-trailer. Oscar the Grouch demands tour of wreckage
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(11)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"They told me I was using stolen cards. I could not take the trolley of groceries home as I did not have enough money to pay. I tried to call Woolworths but no one picked up the phone. I have had a very very horrible day"
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(39)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Season four of The Mindy Project will introduce a new female friend to try and make Mindy more appealing
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(28)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will track improvements and potential rain cause clownshoes to occur early and often? Will jet dryers be safe from a hot Montoya? This is your Indycar Duel in Detroit race 1 discussion thread at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(248)
 
(Some Lazy Editor)
 
 
 
Just months after being killed in a plane crash, Harrison Ford is back at the contro...wait...what?
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(44)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to drive around in a rental car you 'borrowed' from a friend, make sure a cop's stolen badge and a pile of electronics are not in it
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(5)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama Administration lays out controversial plan to save the sage grouse. It is the first grouse that Obama has had to deal with since John McCain in 2008
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(27)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Need to use the restroom at a Kansas Sonic Drive-In? Just step carefully around the cases of hamburger buns
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(24)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit police would like to thank an unknown individual torching abandoned buildings, see if there is anything they can do for him
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(41)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Animal control officers called to protect neighborhood from stuffed tiger
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(17)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tron 3 has been derezzed. End of line
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(87)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
LIVE FROM NEW YORK... IT'S GAME 7. Winning team gets but doesn't touch the Prince of Wales Trophy & moves on to play for the Stanley Cup, the other can hang out and go fishing with Phil Kessel. Puck drops @8:00ET
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(1125)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Astronomers say rare planetary alignment is not going to cause a catastrophic earthquake. However, still no scientific explanation for Cleveland meeting Golden State in the NBA Finals
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(23)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Bartender found guilty of shooting patron 56 times. Wait, scratch that. After he served the patron 56 shots
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(91)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best Korea's 6000 strong cyber hacking army poses a real threat to the world's youtube cat videos
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(10)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Introducing the two horsepower garbage truck. This is not a repeat from 1798
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
America, you think you are strong? Look at how strong we Russians are in adversity. Remove sanctions now
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(96)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
High Times' "Strongest Strains on Earth" issue intentionally excludes Colorado pot because it's TOO good: "The Denver Cup annually produces the majority of the winners, so we thought we'd showcase strains from other Cups around the world"
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(43)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
That one time Ice Cube beat up a rabbi outside of a casino in Detroit
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(26)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Vertical farming: because those empty buildings in Detroit are just sitting there
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama seizes control of the nation's water supply in an effort to, oh, who can even guess what nonsense they'll come up with this time?
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(131)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
AMAZON PRIME now offers GIVE IT TO ME NOW service in 14 metro areas
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover black hole playing a cosmic game of pool. Dave Lister approves
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(27)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Oh sure , why the fark not? There's ALWAYS room for one more: Former NY Gov. George Pataki adds a little retro flair to the 2016 election season by announcing that he too is officially running for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination
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(108)
 
(Junkee)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Tony Abbott Awoke To An Enraged Troupe Of Dancing Tampons This Morning"
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(44)
 
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Indiana's marijuana-smoking church granted tax-exempt status, plans to test limits of controversial Religious Freedom law at first "worship" service: "I don't think they're going to come into the church and arrest us"
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Vanya, the word you have to spell is 'troll.'" "Could you use it in a sentence?" "The troll enjoys expressing his displeasure on the internet about how Indian kids keep winning the National Spelling Bee." "Troll. T-R-O-L-L"
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(50)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. The American Freedom Defense Initiative is planning to use your Metro system as its next canvas for cartoon images of Muhammad that celebrate free speech. Thanks for having the courage to stand with them
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(265)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge who used Facebook to deride criminals in her courtroom resigns
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in Age Of Ultron where Ultron takes over Jarvis and deletes him? Cortana will come to the iPhone and take on Siri
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(41)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Something sinister is going on at Walmart and there's a big reason for them to be hiding what that is. Could these monstrous buildings with underground tunnels be transformed into something out of our worst dreams?"
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(142)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"There they are, women's thong underwear. Found them on the sidewalk this morning. At first I thought it was a lanyard. They're stronger than I'd think. You can definitely see someone getting choked out with one of these"
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
• Illusion of understanding • Illusion of control • Not News • Fark.ppt
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(32)
 
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
It's summer, and that means it's time for half of LSU's roster to end up off the team and in the courtroom
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(6)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Forget karaoke, darts, trivia nights, British pubs find a more realistic way to draw patrons (Not safe for work)
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(38)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Tennis Panorama)
 
 
 
In tennis news, American Jack Sock knocks off the 10 seed Grigor Dimitrov at Roland Garros. Submitter hasn't enjoyed a Jack Sock this much since the 7th grade
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(10)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
It's great that you support the troops, but the troops pretty much despise you
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(207)
 
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
ThinkGeek to be bought by HotTopic. Disaffected youths to be joined by disaffected geeks to form a Voltron of "meh"
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(66)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The latest "retro" hipster music-listening trend? Cassette tapes. Apparently because any medium that isn't bulky, unreliable, obsolete, prone to breakage, and sounds like utter shiat is too mainstream
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(271)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's almost as if those climatologists predicting stronger storms and unusual weather patterns as a result of global warming may have been on to something. Either that, or God really, really hates Texas
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(338)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
That republican shill Bob Woodward shoots down the story that Bush lied to get troops in Iraq. "And he was the one who was skeptical," Woodward said
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(266)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find way to create super-sized fruit, I mean more super-sized than the tasteless genetically tuned monstrosities that you can already find in the supermarket
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(72)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
VW introduces new Golf with gesture-control interior, because gestures are the most effective way to express yourself behind the wheel
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(35)
 
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider up and running and setting all sorts of new records, with no end-of-the-world catastrophes or massive changes to our timestream. In other news, did you hear that President Trump was going to run for a fourth term?
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(18)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Crime can only take what's to be had. My faith in humanity is not one of them. My integrity is not, either. My hope in Detroit was shaken but not broken. You simply cannot have it. We have come too far"
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(47)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"To remote sensing scientists, peering directly into the eye of a tropical storm is like hitting a hole in one, and that's exactly what NASA's CloudSat satellite did on May 16th"
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(16)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
State trooper lost leg in 2005 off-duty crash. Responds by becoming top nationwide jiu-jitsu grappler. Did I mention he's still a state trooper?
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(10)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Burning tanker shuts down major freeways. Just another day in Detroit
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gretchen's Take: We should focus on the Iraq of 2015, not 2003. And we should do this by asking why Obama pulled troops out in 2011
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(145)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The moon, stars and tides all line up correctly - Astros turn their first triple play in 11 years
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(14)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotter great Marques Haynes dies at 89. It is unknown if the pallbearers will do some razzle-dazzle with his coffin before putting it into the ground
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Virginia cop resigns after learning that a Taser and pepper spray isn't the correct treatment for someone who may be having a stroke
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(87)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Torching your place for the insurance? Don't get the policy 10 days prior, have an arson record, move your stuff to a storage unit with your gas cans and copy of "Introduction to Fire Origin and Causes," or plot how to spend the cash on phone in jail
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(39)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
American farmers believe the avian flu outbreak is now under control. By the way, your three-egg omelet will be $34.75
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(45)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before the first astronaut can plant the flag of Earth on Mars, there's a lot of things we need to figure out. Including what the flag of Earth actually looks like
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(143)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember when Firefox introduced ad-sponsored "Directory Tiles" and said they'd never have to target your browsing history? Guess who found an advertiser who thinks the ten last remaining Firefox users are a demographic worth targeting
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(71)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC quad murder & child torture suspect captured by Metropolitan Police
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(63)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Verne "Mini Me" Troyer records tasing of guy who breached TSA Checkpoint at LAX, takes his hat for a trophy. In other news, Verne Troyer's publicist wants you to know he steals used hats
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(16)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Sacramento burglars steal $8,000 in cash, electronics and pickles, resetting the 'days since last pickle burglary incident' clock to zero
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(23)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
♫ I see the blood moon arising / I see trouble on the way / I see earthquakes and lightnin' / I see those bad times today ♫
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(77)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
"Here is footage taken by a YouTube enthusiast who goes by the name of 19Bozzy92. It is footage of a replica Audi S1 Quattro with 770bhp, powering through an Italian hillclimb. And it sounds absolutely excellent"
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Troubled actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers surrenders to vodak. "The pathetic sight of this beautiful man stopping to pour booze down his throat - and, in the process, over his heavily stained T-shirt - will have sent shockwaves through his devoted fanbase"
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(85)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ISIS seizes control of Palmyra. Nothing to see here, move along
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(242)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
There's a good reason the CIA destroyed those "enhanced interrogation" videos: "I was told, if those videotapes had ever been seen, the reaction around the world would not have been survivable"
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(334)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers capture most detailed image ever taken of the Medusa Nebula, live to tell the tale
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(10)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
You won what? Here are 33 weird and wonderful sports trophies for you to see, but because the de-sliding site is down, this is unfortunately a slideshow
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(32)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You would think a bi-partisan sexual abuse education and prevention bill would have no trouble passing in Alaska. Until a social conservative from Wasilla steps in
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(39)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
One third of American eighth graders thinks that Canada needs a strong dose of freedom. This means something
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(89)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AT&T, a year ago: Net Neutrality will destroy the internet because internet companies will no longer invest money in developing infrastructure. AT&T, today: Excuse us while we invest $18 billion in infrastructure
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(39)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The most controversial thing to happen to skateboarding since Tony Hawk used a cuss word
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(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The police are coming for control of the restaurants next
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(41)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Patrol trainee learns firsthand how to conduct an illegal stop, with attempted assault by law enforcement, tazing people for defending their rights, and illegal searches all in one day (w/video)
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(201)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nazi hamsters, Allah kitten controversy & The Fax Machine Monster of Basildon. Wikipedia's list of deleted articles with freaky titles
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(11)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Worried about the Sun exploding and destroying the planet? Fear not; we'll collide with another galaxy a billion years before that
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(45)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Chris Roberts, please step up and claim your Hacker of the Year award for commandeering an airliner by taking control of its thrust management system, through its entertainment system, while a passenger on the plane
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(143)
 
(Star Wars Underworld)
 
 
 
The name is Trooper. Storm Trooper
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(30)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. introduces 1000 calorie burger, with 64 grams of fat, that includes a hamburger patty, hot dog, cheese and potato chips. Which answers the question as to why there is no longer a Carl Senior
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Detroit-Canada bridge to be named after Gordie Howe. Look for it to be whistled closed in the winter due to icing
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How does eccentric New Orleans music wizard Quintron busy himself while dealing with stage IV lymphoma? By turning the weather into sound, that's how
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(5)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A strong grip can predict heart disease, improve sex life
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who better to settle in Detroit, than people already used to life in a war zone?
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(31)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apple delays launch of HomeStarRunnerKit. Trogdor inconsolable
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(17)
 
(Some Spamming Spammer)
 
 
 
Friday Modmin Spam Selection: Everyone needs like inside their daily life, thinking of you're these troubles we're dependably there in your case and obtainable all day long, on a daily basis to create all your concerns out out of your existence
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(163)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Madonna is still going strong as she has her 45th No. 1 on the Billboard's Dance Club Songs chart with "Ghosttown"
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(54)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Catholic Church in San Francisco introduces digital collection plate, decides to make the change after seeing how parishioners were already tithing every month to Verizon, Sprint and AT&T
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Amtrak derailment could have been prevented had Amtrak been able to buy the RF spectrum needed by its otherwise ready-to-go Positive Train Control system. But money & rules
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(158)
 
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
Who will control gene-editing tech: MIT or UC Berkeley? The USPTO will decide
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(22)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush has decided now that he wouldn't have invaded Iraq, after first saying that he would have, then saying he misheard the question, and then saying it was mean to the troops. This is the kind of decisive action America needs in the White House
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(73)
 
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Larsen C ice shelf in Antarctic poses threat to the oceans unless we destroy it first
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Crowd loudly boos Floyd Mayweather at Warriors-Grizzlies game when his face appears on the Jumbotron, then pays him $50 each for the experience
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(8)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Arms control advocates try to stop the future develpoment of "Hunter-Killers. Patrol machines built in automated factories. Most of us were rounded up, put in camps for orderly disposal"
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(54)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Greece warns that it could run out of money "in a couple of weeks." U.S. Treasury says that it's no big deal since they're still going strong after running out of money back in 1968
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you depressed? That's too bad. Hope you feel better, even though your risk of stroke may increase if you do
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(26)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media representation of gays has destroyed traditional families. And as a divorced father who didn't speak to his daughter for five years, the author knows what he's talking about
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(258)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The first thing you say when you walk into the courtroom and address the judge should probably not be, "How you doin' a--hole?"
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(68)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on the season finale of Arrow, Ra's implements his final solution. Will Ollie or Al Sah-him prove stronger? I just had a flashback to asking questions. (CW 8ET)
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(115)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pope Francis turns troll dial to 11 and formally recognizes Palestinian state
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(267)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Helio Castroneves walks away from a rollover crash at Indianapolis during practice (with video including in-car cameras to see the "oh shiat" moment)
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(29)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Raúl Castro says US and Cuba will soon set up ambassadorships, with Cuba to be represented by a loyal Communist apparatchik, while the US plans to name whichever multi-million-dollar Obama donor likes cigars the most
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(36)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
5/13 New Comics Preview: Introducing your new Thor.... Bridget, Yes really. Stop laughing
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(64)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Customers have complained for years about Avengers merchandise that ignored Black Widow. So Marvel's new toys based on her scene in Age of Ultron feature...Iron Man and Captain America riding Natasha's motorcycle
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia 76ers have introduced new logos, where the primary logo looks just like the old one but the secondary logo will pay homage to Benjamin Franklin
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(9)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New Russian armored vehicle operates via video game controller, making it the grittiest Call of Duty reboot EVAR
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(12)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ISS astronauts get unexpected three-month mission extension after Russians grounds their entire manned space program over "concerns"
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Cute 23 year old inherits £454 million thanks to her grandfather who introduced top-shelf mags, strip clubs to the UK. Fark: She's even richer than the queen (w/pics)
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(82)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Bartender and dog shot by patron because "Clamato juice was against his religion"
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(80)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A salute to AOL's Tim Armstrong: ineffectual, vapid and stupid
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(36)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New information proves that a current White House advisor has hacked electronic voting machines
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(24)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
ISS astronaut discusses how they collect their feces up there and then drop flaming bags of it on helpless Earthlings
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(19)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"GWAR fires alcohol singer Vulvatron." I understand three words in that headline, and neither of them serve as the bookends
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(43)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Mercedes-Benz unveils their new Zetros 6x6 Expedition Vehicle, which they call "a luxury home on wheels, complete with garage"
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(29)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
If a team of astronomers has its way, the ISS will be outfitted with a laser-wielding telescope to kill the approximately 3,000 tons of debris we've left in orbit: "That's roughly 15 blue whales, 600 elephants, or 1,500 cars"
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Russian logic: I think we should be ok, if we drive very slowly past this out of control burning tanker. If it doesn't notice us, it shouldn't attack. (Booom at 0:30)
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(25)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot. Your Alabama football-loving husband-to-be insists on a wedding cake with Nick Saban holding a BCS trophy while riding an elephant on the field at Bryant-Denny Stadium. WHAT DO YOU DO??? (Difficulty: you still marry the guy)
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(45)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
A triumph for DeBlasio environmental policy, as muggers are successfully re-introduced to their native habitat of Central Park
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP loves the troops. The problem is that they love payday lenders more
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(69)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator arrested after shooting up his girlfriend and ex-wife's car. Yes, girlfriend and ex-wife are the same person. Indeed, the senator represents Detroit
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chelsea pick up the trophy tomorrow but it's all to play for down the foot of the table. Burnley and QPR are on life support but who will join them? Newcastle are in free fall, Sunderland may be getting their act together and Hull are just bad
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(618)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Hey, look, a mother bear and her three cubs. She's not gonna mind if we stroll right up to her and start taking pictures, right? I mean, we're tourists at Yellowstone, we have rights
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(63)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Cubs and Padres may have fallen out of the top 10, but the Mets and Astros are still keeping the apocalypse on standby. It's your Week 6 MLB Power Rankings
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(42)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Meet the people out to stop humanity from destroying itself
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(24)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thirteen television shows with overlong spoken word introductions. Even from the opening narration, it was clear Babylon 5 would never be anything more than a cheap Star Trek Deep Space Nine ripoff with bad special effects
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(147)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And now you have a fully functional TRON-inspired lightcycle for the low, low price of just $77,000
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(14)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on BBCA we'll find out if Mark has any last words. Can Cosima cure her 'brothers' or Sarah save her 'sestra.' While Alison is building her suburban drug empire will Rachel regain control of Dyad? Join in at 9PM EDT for Ep 4 of 'Orphan Black'
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(37)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mick Huckabee sermon from 1979 where he claims that alcohol, porn, and Monty Python's Life of Brian are destroying society. Neglects that the real enemy is the farking Judean's People Front. SPLITTERS
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(144)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman now selling miniature house made for people under five feet tall. It's made of bricks and is the last remaining of three homes. The other two were made of straw and sticks but were blown down by some mysterious strong winds
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(23)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Wizards beat the Hawks and take control of the series no one cares about (5 PM ET on ESPN)? Can Steph Curry and the Dubs unleash an MVP performance in Memphis (8 PM ET on ABC)? Find out in your Game 3 NBA playoff thread
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(71)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Thrill seekers donate $1,000 each to Nepal earthquake charity for chance to rappel down a Detroit skyscraper. Smarter people donate so their idiot friends can rappel down a Detroit skyscraper
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
68% of teens don't use birth control because they fear parental judgment. The other 32% were unavailable since they were helping their parents raise their new grandchild
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(24)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little friend subtropical storm Ana, the first named storm of the Atlantic Hurricane season
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(32)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
In the understatement of the year, teen admits that surfing on the metro train was 'stupid.' (with video of what a stupid person on an MBTA train looks like)
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(55)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
A roll is a roll and a toll is a toll, and President Obama may put tolls on roads to take your rolls if this article is not a troll
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(103)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Great white shark, electronically tagged in 2012, has now traveled 20,000 miles, surpassing every current model produced by GM
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(24)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
So you know that saying "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger?" Science has proven it's not true
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods says he hasn't slept for three days since his breakup with Lindsey Vonn. Ironically, not sleeping for three straight days is what got him in trouble with Elin Nordegren
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not understanding the local laws overseas could land you in serious trouble. Here are some rules you probably never knew you were breaking. Study up (might not be safe for work)
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So what do Tom Brady*, Barry Bonds*, Mark McGwire* and Lance Armstrong* have in common*?
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(233)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble for burning "I heart Mom" onto the arms of several students using a Tesla coil. Police officer loses any nerd credibility: "I had to look up Tesla coil on Wikipedia this morning"
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(82)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
DEA agents who left college student alone in cell for 5 days with no food or water get UN-approved punishment of a Strongly Worded Letter
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(118)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis gets hoop lessons from the Harlem Globetrotters, resulting in more of a leap of faith than a dunk
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(15)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces the new Hamburglar. You'd let him burgle you. You'd let him burgle you so hard
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(184)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit liquor store burglar channels the spirit of Kool-Aid Man, goes from OH YEAH to OH NO in record time
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(21)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Remember that time when we dragged every schoolkid in America in front of a TV to watch NASA disastrously try to send a teacher into space? We almost blew up Big Bird, too
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(126)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A woman who dug up her father's grave in search of his "real will" but found only vodka and cigarettes has been sentenced. "The patrolman said the gravesite of Eddie did not look right," the judge said. "That is the understatement of the century"
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(54)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida residents warned about slimy toxic invasive species that's breeding out of control. And no, it's not the Canadians
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(39)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's Governor legalizes medical marijuana. And with one stroke of the pen he completely wipes out the tourism industry in Haiti
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(13)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember in '09 when a 14 year old impersonated a Chicago police officer so well that he went out on patrol with another officer, and then he was charged in '13 for impersonating a police officer again? Well, guess what he's in the news for this week
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(60)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
How a controversial chicken ordinance, plastic flamingos, no-good teens, poison ivy, and psychological warfare combined to give us the most insane small-town Facebook thread you've ever read
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(68)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Introducing the AIRPod, the car that is more environmentally friendly than electric, will cost $10000, and no red-blooded 'Murkin would be caught dead driving
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(97)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Facing massive backlash from feminists over Age Of Ultron, Director Joss Whedon quits Twitter, thanks everyone for all the fish
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(547)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
SurveyMonkey CEO died of A: Self inflicted gunshot wound, B: Electrocuted in a freak swimming pool accident, or C: Falling while exercising?
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(105)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Great. Just what we need - astronauts with shaky hands
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(14)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Chipotle reveals SUPER SECRET guacamole recipe: avocados, lime, cilantro, red onion, jalapeno, salt
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(71)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, Everclear is nice, but at 190 proof it's not pure alcohol. Want to distill even stronger stuff? Well, you can't. Here's why
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(73)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Nine workers sent to hospital, with one in critical condition, after accident at Los Alamos Neutron Science Center. No word yet on charges
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(98)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Having trouble with that Sudoku puzzle? The prime minister of Singapore can help
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Armed patriots protect miners from BLM troops
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(425)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Toga party gets out of control, leads to gladiator-style melee
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(23)
 
(drink port, get byotches)
 
 
 
"Different Types of Whisky Drinkers." Subby is definitely "The Troll"
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(107)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Demand for new Chick-fil-A in Washington State prompts traffic control measures. It's not a press release, it's your local news
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(112)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Like the rest of America, Billie Joe Armstrong has no idea why or how Green Day got inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
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(92)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avengers: Age of Ultron scores the second-biggest box office opening of all time with $189 million. Fast 7 Furious 7 remains #2 with $7.7 million, and The Age of Adaline is #3 due to women cashing in their markers at having to see Fast 7
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(181)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakota Highway Patrol officer forced to resign after failing to meet quota for traffic tickets and drug arrests
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(75)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets drunk. News: And calls the police on himself numerous times. Fark: Right before getting behind the wheel, going airborne several times and hitting a Fry's Electronics store sign
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(14)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There might be only one thing that can save the Astrodome from certain demise, and that's a beach with white sand, blue water, palm trees and lots of tourists wearing shorts and bikinis just 35 miles south of Berlin
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(38)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The internet is full of trolls
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
House votes to overturn DC law so employers can fire women for using birth control. (That's the joke.)
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(104)
 
(Science A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Mars astronauts will suffer 'significant' brain damage: "This is not positive news for astronauts deployed on a two- to three-year round trip to Mars"
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(39)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
End Times broadcaster: God will send a 'fireball from space' to destroy Earth if gay marriage is legalized. Quick, someone call Bruce Willis and tell him this time it's for real
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(160)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Buzy sportsday Hockey Farkers.. But not for you. Only one today AND IT'S EARLY as the Rangers hope for "Controller Disconnected" Ovie to show up @12:30ET. Even with some bonus hockey there's lots of time for ponies & old man fights after
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(562)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Applejack wins the rodeo, the Cutie Mark Crusaders find Troubleshoes, and Braeburn strikes a pose for "Appleoosa's Most Wanted" on My Little Pony:FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(218)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a remote device to control the movements of a lab mouse. Which means they're now one step closer to the world's first video game for cats
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Fri May 01, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Councilman takes restroom break during meeting, forgets to turn off his microphone. Hilarity ensues
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(24)
 
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Carlsberg beer's ad agency steps up to the plate, puts on its bathing suit and drops trou on Protein World's controversial beach body ads
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(9)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Former GOP state lawmaker from TX publicly blasts Gov. Gregg Abbott for "pandering to idiots" by ordering TNG troops to "monitor" the Army's "Jade Helm" exercises to make sure they aren't a cover for a military coup
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(Flixist)
 
 
 
"Avengers: Age of Ultron Sweetened Cereal with Marshmallows Hero Edition." -- No, that's the actual name
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl "swears like a trooper" thanks to Peppa Pig game: "I accused her dad of teaching her to swear but it was only when I tried out the tablet that I found one of the activities says "F*ck you, odd one out'"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember that funny little woman from The Incredibles who made their outfits? Well, apparently she's real and designed the costumes for Avengers: Age Of Ultron, darling
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Thu April 30, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Jameis Winston go #1 overall to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Will the Cleveland Browns successfully trade up to the #2 selection? Will the Pittsburgh Steelers find the next Troy Polamalu? It's your 2015 NFL Draft Day One thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Detroit Red Wings fan tries to torch the Tampa Bay Lightning, fails like the Red Wings did last night
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(10)
 
(Yale University)
 
 
 
Yale scientists use nanotechnology to develop new forms of metallic glass, cautioning that they are still several years away from making it strong enough for use in transporting humpback whales
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(34)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
More signs the ratopcalpse is upon us: Monstrous three-foot-long rat named "Rodney" caught in Irish river, said to be as big as a dog
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In case you weren't paying attention, there is a giant piece of Russian space equipment tumbling out of control toward the earth at this very instant
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Wed April 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"A paratrooper who celebrated his upcoming departure from the Army by jumping with his pet Siamese fighting fish will serve 12 days of extra duty before closing out his time in uniform" (pics)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC Senate education Committee pases a law forbidding teachers from sharing their "poltical views" with students, oh and require schools to replace intro to American History with a "civics class" whose curriculum was written by the Koch brothers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out destroying email is a lot harder than the old days of chucking your computer in the fire
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Tue April 28, 2015
(Battle Creek Enquirer)
 
 
 
Military holds decontamination exercises in Battle Creek, Michigan. It's the biggest toxic cleansing in Battle Creek since Kellogg's introduced All-Bran
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(33)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix's light rail will not accept 'sexually explicit' ads from a consignment store like 'one night stand,' or 'buy a bigger chest.' Heavens to Murgatroid, somebody fetch me my vapors and fainting couch
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Mon April 27, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dextrous soldiers
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(21)
 
(Some Bullock)
 
 
 
Montana passes strict gun control law
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
UKIP has hit out at plans to reintroduce the lynx to parts of the UK: "We don't have the housing or jobs for these animals. They will simply come to our shores, sponge off the state, use our health services and eat our deer and rabbits"
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(14)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Trout homers off Anthony Bass. Cue the fishing jokes
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gourmet hot dog restaurant introduces new menu item that is half hot dog, half taco and calls it the "Bruce Jenner 2.0" and evidently some people have a problem with this
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
You just might be in trouble at work if you help shut the store and the mall down during a protest. Even if you're on break and slightly arrested
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Product recalls in Australia have included punching bags that contained nails and needles, a vacuum that electrocuted users, a spear gun that fired without warning and now, Utes that just explode for no reason (pics)
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sentient hairpiece controlling Ted Cruz calls all Democrats "liberal fascists"
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(137)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cecily Strong at White House Correspondents' Dinner: 'Obama's hair is so white, it can talk back to the police'
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(27)
 
(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit takes another step closer to Thunderdome... no, really
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drone paraglider and gyrocopter could revolutionize delivery of troop supplies, campaign finance reform messages to U.S. Capitol
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After going scoreless through nine innings, the Astros beat the A's 5-4 in the 11th. Stranger: That makes the Astros the only team with a winning record in the AL West
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman introduces bill to make it illegal for Steve King to introduce legislation. While totally unconstitutional, it is still a good idea
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Cecily Strong bomb her performance? Will Barack Obama battle Elizabeth Warren to the death in front of a live audience? Here is your official 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner Thread. Coverage starts @ 6PM ET on C-SPAN
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
In secret video leak, Hillary Clinton AGENDA to DESTROY all CHRISTIANS via MANDATORY ABORTIONS through OBAMACARE
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(229)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swimmers make the best lovers, and subby wants you to know he was second in State in the breaststroke 40 years ago
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(8)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary shakes the pockets of her campaign staff: Listen troops, we've only got a few billion to spend on my presidential campaign, spend it wisely - unlike last time
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(93)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
No truck nuts: all female Transformers introduced by IDW Comics. Not a Secret: they combine to form Victorion
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(63)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Automobile concept art of a future that Detroit would never see
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the dysfunctional Mavs rally around league MVP Ray Felton? Can the Raptors work some magic and beat the Wizards (8 PM EDT)? Can the Spurs take control of the series against the Clippers (9:30 PM EDT)? Find out in today's NBA playoff thread
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(84)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Astronomers just detected light bouncing off an exoplanet. Here's why that's so exciting"
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Thu April 23, 2015
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Displaying troll levels well over 9000, Anne Wheaton tricks Gamergaters into donating to their arch nemesis
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