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500 headlines found matching 'Tro'
Wed May 25, 2016
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
NASA astronomers said they've discovered a planet that they believe has a 100% chance of having life on it and its relatively close to us, just in our cosmic neighborhood
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Distorting your sniper shot record? That's a best selling book and a box office hit. Also, makes losing that posthumous defamation lawsuit to Jesse Ventura clearer in retrospect
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long sought after Heavens to Murgatroyd trifecta complete as Kelly Murgatroyd's beauty salon is voted best in the North West
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
When you go to a dive bar and talk smack about the Hell's Angels, don't be surprised if a Wilford Brimley lookalike introduces you to a baseball bat (with "Diabeetus" pic goodness)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Astronomers have captured a glimpse at what they think were the 'seeds' for supermassive black holes by peering back into the early universe"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
A tribute to M-i-l-l-e-n-n-i-a-L. Gotta love 'em. Uhhh, do I get a trophy for submitting this?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer shuts down body-shaming trolls by posting a swimsuit picture of herself on Twitter
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, speaking in Detroit, says that Donald Trump is a "disaster waiting to happen." As opposed to Detroit, which is a disaster that is currently happening
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Former Detroit Lions' QB Erik Kramer flew home to California last July after finishing a month-long stay at the Eisenhower Center rehabilitation facility in Ann Arbor, and almost immediately began planning his own death" (good read)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DWTS Peta Murgatroyd reveals that she has done the fox trot with fiance Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Rare heavens to Murgatroyd trifecta in play
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(Android Headlines)
 
 
 
Americans are still not excited about self-driving cars, as they like the feel of the accelerator beneath their feet, the control of the steering wheel in their hands, the thrill of getting lost and being too stubborn to ask for directions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Heavens to Murgatroyd
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel is the mystery benefactor behind the lawsuits meant to destroy Gawker because the site attempted to out him in 2007
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese roach trap is strong enough to catch a sumo wrestler. In other news JAPAN HAS ROACHES THE SIZE OF SUMO WRESTLERS
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Tue May 24, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Man high on nitrous oxide defecates in grocery store...cleanup on Aisle 9
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(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Man changes electronic road sign to read 'Drive Crazy Y'all,' authorities not amused
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners, I am a judge and I want to teach an uppity public defender a lesson in courtroom etiquette. Is it cool if I have her handcuffed and confined to a jury box with inmates awaiting their hearings to teach her a lesson?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Tom Brady won't let Deflategate ruling lie, starts unprecedented third season of controversy by getting lawyers to ask for new hearing before fully inflated panel of 13 Circuit Court judges
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ohio State Patrol trooper saves 4-month-old baby from fiery upside-down car crash, earning a hero tag and showing once again why babies shouldn't try to drive
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Astronomers answer question about life with something else than 42. Still no answer for the universe and everything
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(iTechPost)
 
 
 
Google partners with Levi's to make a 'smart denim jacket' that can be used to control the wearer's cellphone, making it the first time anyone would be seen in a denim jacket that was described as "smart"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
HBO Canada says they are actively pursuing those who engage in illegal downloading and sharing of Game of Thrones episodes. Since it's Canada, the punishment is a polite yet strongly-worded letter
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(CBC)
 
 
 
One free year of TotalFark to anyone who can guess all 10 of these vintage game controllers. (Wait for it...)
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Sun May 22, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
You won't see Helio Castroneves or Will Power shaking it for dollar bills, but you may see one of them take P1 for the Indianapolis 500 at Pole Day, beginning at 2:45 PM on WatchESPN.com, and switching to ABC at 4 PM
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(Mic)
 
 
 
"Astronomers just captured an image of the faintest galaxy we've ever glimpsed, and it could help us unravel the mystery of how the universe got started and what made the first stars visible"
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Astronomers trying to figure out how they will eventually announce a first contact with an alien species without freaking everybody on Earth the hell out
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Sat May 21, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk takes control of the Navy's new $4 billion destroyer. Again. No word on if Spock will be with him
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Trout (probably) robs a home run on Mike Trout-robbing-a-home-run figurine night. Life imitating art that's imitating life
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Fri May 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five tech companies now control 1/3 of cash holdings of U.S. corporations. Why yes, they do have it stashed overseas
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(Tucson Farker)
 
 
 
County Official's Communications staffer caught creating fake news site under fake name and trolling other candidates. Donald Trump will definitely want to hire this guy for WH Communications Director
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What great controversy is brewing in your life?
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The dregs of Twitter are trolling Patton Oswalt over his dead wife because he dared to suggest movie critics should see a movie before they pan it
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. joins Andy Richter in the "comedians who completely destroy two respected journalists at Celebrity Jeopardy" club
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The District of Columbia is a hot place to live, because (1) it's where all the political action is (2) from June to September it's like living in a steam bath (3) its Metro catches fire four times a week, or (4) all of the above
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit says screw it, it's too much work being a "major city"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Makey Makey Invention Kit. Turn anything that conducts electricity into a touchpad. Banana Piano. Play dough game controller. The wonders I could do with ketchup... (Sponsored Link)
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Remember that time that Neil Armstrong and Sir Edmund Hillary took a trip to the North Pole, and Armstrong was like "I've never seen it from the ground before, only the moon". Good times
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(Medium)
 
 
 
San Francisco man discovers data on local housing prices wasn't kept before city instituted rent controls in 1979. So he gathered it himself by reading 30 years of for-rent ads, charted it, found "shiat was bad before; shiat was bad after"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Lelands)
 
Weeners
 
If you think that's expensive, you should see the reserve price on the Rusty Trombone
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
After playing Batman, an astronaut, and Daredevil Ben Affleck takes on his most horrifying role yet. An accountant. Audit season has never been deadlier
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Steve Delabar becomes the only pitcher since 1974 to walk 4 straight batters with the bases already loaded. It's a nice day for a leisurely stroll around the park
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Warehouse blaze destroyed transcript of testimony Donald Trump gave at Roy Cohn's disbarment hearing. Whistling Ivanka spotted hours earlier with kerosene-soaked rags in her arms
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Walmart theft suspect tells cops she was "too lazy" to pay for Trojan personal massager, K-Y lubricant, vibrating penis ring
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
When waging war on your neighbor for their huge bright flatscreen TV that's going all night long, one needs to go old school and whip out the strobe light and disco ball to go all Studio 54 on their arse
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds tells Bryce Harper to diversify his game. And by diversify he means dianabol, trenbolone, winstrol and anavar
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Unknown attackers rip the heads off of forty chickens. Police on the lookout for an unusually strong chicken choker
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers manager Brad Ausmus goes full Lou Pinella on an umpire
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China's panda refuge overrun by furry, black and white, troublemaking scamps
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Since people seem to like the simple things in life, Hershey's introduces a chocolate syrup with 5 ingredients. Since what the hell is xanthan gum, anyway?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Astros call up 5-foot-6 Tony Kemp, giving them the shortest roster in MLB. Please feel free to refer to any unit of measurement as an Altuve-Kemp now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The CIA Inspector General has destroyed a report alleging on torture conducted by CIA agents. But the Inspector General wants you to know it was just an accident
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
East Final game 2 tonight: Looks like the Bolts will play hide the Bishop, will Vasili hold the Pens to one ping only? Will the refs let this business get out of control? Anthem at (8:00EDT) 6:00 in Montana, which I would like to have seen
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Steve Pearce conquers the Tropicana Field catwalk and catches a ricocheting popup ... despite the architectural feature's best efforts of denial
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The world we live in where an internet troll can become President. Will Donald Trump be our Troll in chief? Could Kim Kardashian be his V.P. of inappropriate selfies?
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Sun May 15, 2016
(CraftBeer.com)
 
 
 
Saving the world, one beer at a time: Florida brewery introduces edible six-pack rings
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Japanese electronic music pioneer and master of the Moog, Isao Tomita dead at 84
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC Metro chief says system exhibits "negative resilience" which is to say that it's so fragilely brittle that it may come apart at any time and kill again
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manchester United cancels match against Bournemouth minutes before kickoff due to "credible security threat." 76,000 spectators evacuated from Old Trafford. Army bomb disposal squad on site conducting controlled explosions
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Phoney-Trump-gate continues as audio experts weigh in on the controversy. When is Congress going to conduct hearings?
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Sat May 14, 2016
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
The Brazil impeachment controversy continues to rock Brazil as the newly installed President Michel Temer moves forward with what is viewed to be a Right-wing, economically liberal agenda that goes against the democratic outcome of the 2014 Election
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(Eurovision.TV)
 
 
 
Take 5 tons of glitter and sequins, add a drop of political controversy, and a heaping helping of "what the f*ck did I just watch", and you have your 2016 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST THREAD
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Specialized summer camps across the US are introducing children as young as nine to practical shooting, a controversial sport that mimics combat situations, and some people have a problem with this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New study says the U.S. middle class is shrinking in metropolitan areas. Which is no real news since the middle class pretty much relocated to the suburbs back in 1965
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After not learning of what might happen when introducing cane toads, red foxes, rabbits, camels, buffaloes, cats and feral pigs, somebody wants to fly 80 South African rhinos to Australia
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Fri May 13, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Officers know Walmart is such a regular trouble spot that they routinely show up without being called
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"How to simulate a terrorist atrocity" Step 1: Have freedoms
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
TRON
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Astronaut Tim Peake is a real hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is as he does not panic when space debris hits the International Space Station and instead takes a pic and shares it
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
For the 35th year in a row, Japan reports fewer children and more elderly people. There's your birth control
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iFixit 64 Bit Driver Kit. Screwdrivers of all shapes and sizes to take your electronics apart and get to the cool parts. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
86-year-old shares one last insult from beyond the grave. (Warning: strong language)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
25 years after the USSR ended, Lenin's biggest problem is that nobody cares about mausoleum science. The enbalmed corpses of Ho Chi Minh, Georgi Dminitrov, Stalin, Kim Il-sung, and Kim Jong-Il shiver with fear, because it sure beats thawing out
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Thu May 12, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Blindfold Mowing Olympics. Only in Detroit. "Hold my Strohs and watch this"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to lose a billion dollars? It's the story of beer heiress Frances Stroh
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Meet Suzy and Joe. She's a free-spirited sexagenarian who questioned authority and owned a jazz club in old Detroit. He's a free-thinking creative entrepreneur looking to people like himself to help revive Detroit. How will these two EVER get along?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hank Pym's daughter is introduced as the new Wasp. Wait until she finds out about her weird family
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
As it turns out, sometimes PETA is good at trolling
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons now biting his tongue over recent controversial remarks about Prince's death
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh [pot] calls Donald Trump [kettle] a troll
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Putin is buzzing our ships with puny little fighter craft, Obama is buzzing fake Chinese islands with 9,200-ton destroyers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Critics are being unkind to X-Men: Apocalypse, which is just "clichés and tropes and place-holding mediocrity; Bryan Singer may have done X-Men in 2000 and his return in Days of Future Past was welcome, but he should have quit while he was ahead"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Marketing 101: Before introducing your product, check to see how your logo reads upside down
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Russia is preparing to test-fire a nuclear weapon which is so powerful it could destroy a whole country in seconds"
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Breakfast started off as a simple plan to stop people from fapping until greedy businessmen muscled in on the action and strong-armed the profits away. No word on which arm they used
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(Blunt)
 
 
 
The latest fad in Facebook trolling? Posting announcements for fake concerts and having LOLZ at the morans who actually show up. Really, who would turn down the chance to see Metallica with Sum41 at a local Sonic drive in
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Mon May 09, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro GM says they've learned their lesson, don't wait hours to close a station after a giant fireball rolls through
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Hormones released during hunger give you 'poor impulse control'. You should get a tattoo of that
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cylon Ted Cruz will no longer hide his true self and will use his influence to manipulate the Republican agenda at the convention in a bid to finally destroy the humons
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
David Cameron says the Brexit would pretty much destroy the world
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Undertakers are in trouble because people in the West aren't dying fast enough
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"This woman thing has gotten way out of control," says Jan Brewer, who demands fewer female political candidates because it's no longer making her special
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ground control to Major Fawn, see shells in Seychelles by the sea shore, and Baywatch star is now engaged to a girl nearly hoff his age: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/1 - 5/7
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Getting on the Jumbotron can be cool. Falling off the Jumbotron can be deadly
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Pluto may have been demoted to "dwarf planet" status, but as astronomers learn more about it, they are learning it behaves more like a real planet than once believed. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If the Dems take control of Senate next year, don't be too surprised if you see "Senate Majority Leader" in front of Elizabeth Warren's name
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut pays homage to Fark, introduces bacon and cheese stuffed crust pizza. "The crust is absolutely better than the rest of the pizza"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nyquist the horse has the same last name as Detroit Red Wings player Gustav Nyquist, but the difference is that the horse has won the big one
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain allegedly has talent with Star Wars Stormtrooper dance troop
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough and Donald Trump are in a Twitter war with one another, and just five days ago the two were the strongest of allies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Huge trove of fossils found in Antarctica, including remnants of plesiosaurs, mosasaurs, a Siberian husky, multiple humans, and a detached head with eight spindly legs
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ilitches formally announce succession plan for Detroit-area pizza empire, in which control will pass to their son if anything happens to their phylacteries
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I have good news and bad news, DC Farkers. The good news is that there's finally a plan to fix Metro. The bad news is that it's going to require "sacrifice from all of us." Mainly you, though
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently worried about the abiltiy of western intelligence agencies to intercept and decrypt their electronic message traffic, ISIS has apparently adopted the data transmission standard described in RFC1149 "IP over Avian Carriers"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Wisconsin lawmaker looks at aftermath of NC bathroom law and decides not to introduce similar law. Nah, just kidding
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Union tells Massachusetts' biggest hospital chain to increase union membership or it will force a ballot initiative to control health care costs
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Thu May 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Ground control to Major Fawn ♫
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. Metro to be replaced by donkey carts and rickshaws in latest attempt to improve safety and on-time performance
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China shows first footage of construction on disputed island, featuring Ginger's new dance troupe
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
President Geek dances with stormtroopers and R2-D2 on Star Wars Day
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That one time Fox News's Ed Henry gave a live report in front of the building where he later bedded his mistress and destroyed his career and family
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Etihad Airways introduces world's most expensive airline flight at $38,000 each way. Which when inflight fees are factored in is still cheaper than a flight from Denver to Memphis on United
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
David Duke congratulates Trump on "usurping the Jewish supremacists who control the country"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "I must destroy the Democratic Party to save it"
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(Fox 29 San Antonio)
 
 
 
As the world looks forward to self-driving cars, Texas introduces self-shooting drivers
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
King of Righteousness has been arrested for selling crack. Also, he was accompanied by a trout
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Eminem's ex-wife calls Detroit morning radio show to explain her drunk driving arrest was actually a suicide attempt. If Prince only had a morning radio show he could call into, he'd be alive today
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Tupac's mother was much smarter than Prince; his entire estate is in order." Well, to be fair, Tupac is still controlling his estate from that private island off the coast of France
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Trayce Thompson's majestic moonshot was the latest victim of Tropicana Field's catwalk rule. Behold the disappearing home run
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Trump motorcade is now on Cruz control
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro used passenger trains to look for smoke in tunnels, but it's not like it killed anyone. Except that one time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC broke tourism records in 2015, with almost 20 million domestic tourists spending more than $7 billion. And every single one of those farkers stood on the left-hand side of the Metro escalator
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton's top priorities once in office : Gun control and immigration reform. Behold, we are saved
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Hehe: More than 100 kids given too much nitrous oxide at University of Iowa dental school
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Indiana is one of Cruz's last chances to stop Trump, but if the polls are correct, Cruz will end Tuesday in big trouble
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In the "Well, that escalated quickly" department, right wing radio host warns Target restroom policy will spark nuclear war
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
100- year old woman breaks record in 100 yard dash. Well, not dash so much as stroll, amble, or rapidly mosey across the finish line
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tired of lonely nights in empty fields? Boredom in the barn? This tall, dark, and handsome stud is hot to trot and ready to treat you, and your flank, like the royalty he is. Professional and discreet; in calls preferred, out calls negotiable
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Seeing no epidemic of men entering women's restrooms at Target, the American Family Association decides to create one
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In other words, "When the F-35 can handle unpaved runways and multiple attack runs in bad weather with low ceilings while staying in visual contact with troops, THEN it can replace the Warthog"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary's strong numbers against any probable Republican opponent now pose a paradox: She might win the presidency but lose the country
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The most compelling Formula 1 conspiracy theory involves Lewis Hamilton and his failing power control units
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
China creates world's first graphene electronic paper, which is kind of a big deal since graphene was only discovered in 2004
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Senate candidate who has railed against out-of-control government spending paid his brother-in-law nearly $170,000 to "manage the finances" of his campaign. Yep, that should rein in that spending just fine
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Sat April 30, 2016
(The News (Poland))
 
 
 
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Listen up you DAMN humans, I am alien ROYAL, you tow my car and I WILL destroy planet EARTH
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Identical twins are now 100 years old and still going strong. They are inseparable and when asked about being famous they say "I don't think we're famous. I just think we're old"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover first "uncooked asteroid"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google patents electronic device that would be injected into your freaking eyeball. Yeah, sure... people will be lined up around the block for that
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Supporters of grassroots semipro soccer club Detroit City FC perturbed that billionaires Dan Gilbert and Tom Gores can just get MLS franchise for Detroit without reaching out to them or slipping them some sugar
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican and Democrat insiders say Clinton will destroy Trump in the swing states. Said one Republican: "He couldn't find enough xenophobic, angry white Floridians to beat Hillary in Florida if he tried"
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about the Rothschild conspiracy, explained in a single four-minute video. Warning: Do not watch unless you're strong enough to handle the truth
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
In its latest USAF tests, only one of six F-35s made it into the air. The others had software glitches. At this point, the enemy could be flying WWI Fokkers and we'd be in trouble
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama's hypocritical drug policy is his Iran-Contra, which was Reagan's Watergate, which was Nixon's Waterloo, which was Napoleon's Battle of Hastings, which was King Harold's Calvary, which was Jesus' Troy, which was
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Graffiti discovered at Utah's Arches National Park may be irreparable. If only it had been done 5,000 years ago and then we'd all be celebrating the discovery of petroglyphs
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(Violinist.com)
 
 
 
American Airlines pilot refuses to let concert violinist bring her 1742 Guarneri violin on board "because I say so." Sad trombone
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has built a 'gym' to train artificial intelligence. Uh, guys, remember what happened when Tony Stark created Ultron
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer, who resoundingly defeated Carly Fiorina in 2010, is eagerly trolling Cruz for trying to make Fiorina seem rational
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here are the 20 strongest militaries in the world, ranked for your bracket
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Since we're running out of clickbait story ideas, how about we do a Voltron of fearmongering article?" "RUN IT"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in controversies in other countries, Iceland was almost torn asunder by a bill on sauna nudity
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Europe's Strongest Man eats 11 times a day, consuming 8.3 pounds of food. Or as most Americans call that, seconds at the Old Country Buffet
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Drone races are so yesterday. Brain-controlled drone races are now the future
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Your new favorite sport combines full-contact martial arts with electronic Kevlar armor. And weapons
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
The $5 billion fine on Goldman Sachs for nearly destroying the planetary economy is actually a sweetheart deal
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Trom-bones... get it?" "Jesus Carl, a man is dead"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Space X to send rocket capsules to Mars in the next two years. At this rate, we're going to have to launch a waste management rocket to Mars before any astronauts ever set foot there
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Dude destroys jet with an excavator after being fired. You win, internet
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(Some Winning Guy)
 
 
 
Dude finds Troian Bellisario's phone and all-access Coachella passes; takes over her Instagram while trying to return them. Bellisario contacts him and tells him to use the passes himself and Snapchat the whole thing. They meet, watch Game of Thrones
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sacramento Kings have introduced new logos, and will pay for some people to get it tattooed on them
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Even Braves announcers didn't think Daniel Castro made this amazing, juggling catch. Oh, and it was also a double play
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Seattle and Portland have nothing on Denver when it comes to keeping it weird. Wooden silhouettes of monkeys and elephants popped up overnight throughout the metro area. Last month it was "strange baby faces"
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(Life News)
 
 
 
"In response to the nationwide Planned Parenthood protest, members of The Satanic Temple of Detroit crashed the event dressed in bondage fetish wear, baby masks and diapers and engaged in group flagellation"
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Aussie vintner unveils "hipster wine" that blends Garnacha, Monastrell and Tempranillo grapes, ironically eschews usual hipster-wine tropes of cloudy appearance, minimalist label and crazy mash-up of obscure grapes
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Astronomers just figured out what this weird red rectangle in deep space is
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
There are a few IPA beers that are not overdone, hop-bombed atrocities of beer and craft brewing. To be exact, there are eight of them
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Adobe for iPad pressure-sensitive fine-point active stylus. For older iPads and iOS. Suggested for use with Astropad app. Buy if you're a Luddite, suggest a better one if you don't handle obsolescence well. (Sponsored Link)
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Much like your O-ring after too much vindaloo, Delhi's natural history museum destroyed in fire
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japanese theme park to introduce full-blown "robot kingdom" of 200 automatons, letting guests experience life in a world of service robots devoted to your convenience and pleasure. Didn't we see this movie?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame Bills running back Thurman Thomas says that doctors told him his football playing days damaged his brain about as much as if "I had fallen off a house" and that he suffers uncontrollable mood swings and major memory lapses regularly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, as long as we don't have any troops in Syria
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Google agree to drop mutual complaints against each other. Apparently they've settled their differences and given up on world domination, now being just satisfied with controlling half the money on the planet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canada to attack ISIS with Nickelback, cake controversy gets a re-torte, and scientists discover something not-so-secret about Freddie Mercury: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/17 - 4/23
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Maybe next time Mr. Control Tower Guy you should just let Maverick do his fly by and he won't do a strafing run on you instead
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Audio between Prince's plane and the control tower at Moline's airport makes it clear there was a medical emergency
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cruz, Kasich campaigns merge to form Voltron of derp
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
DC didn't learn from the first disastrous Green Lantern film; they've gone ahead and given the Green Lantern to Green Lantern Corps, which will have three Green Lanterns. No word if Ryan Reynolds is aboard for the flop. Tag chosen because it's yellow
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Astronaut runs London marathon in space suit. Naaa. JK. He did it aboard the ISS
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's good when police officers decide to destroy illegal marijuana by burning it. However, it's even better when they forget to check the wind direction
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Introducing the street drug W-18, 10,000 times more powerful than morphine. This should end well for Florida
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
With the Illustris Simulation, astrophysicists have accurately modeled the correct mix of spiral, elliptical and irregular galaxies and shown how, when and where every element more complex than hydrogen or helium was created
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ever heard of someone getting their charges dismissed but still be confined to their home on electronic monitoring?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just 500 pounds of explosives have been stolen from a train somewhere between Chicago and Detroit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will it keep raining threes for the Cavs in Detroit? Can the Celtics break free of Atlanta's D? Will the Grizzlies get mauled again by the Spurs? It's your Friday night NBA playoff thread: first tip at 7pm ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When you're a Navy Seal paratrooper, you have to go into the worst hellholes on Earth. Yemen. Afghanistan. The home stadium of the Tennessee Volunteers
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Paying money to hire trolls to silence political opponents. Is it A: Vladimir Putin B: Xi Jinping or C: Hillary Clinton
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Police in suburban Detroit said a man took off his clothes and proceeded to wreck the interior of a home - said to belong to former family members - to the tune of $50,000. They didn't speculate on why he was naked
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Come and experience the pure joy of Pedro Strop's amazing laugh. It's a very good one
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out these low stress jobs ideal for Farkers. List fails without distillery Quality Control position
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(RealRadio FM)
 
 
 
Man Completely Destroys Free Buffet In Thailand
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Another action-filled night in the NHL Playoffs with Detroit @ Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh @ New York, Anaheim @ Nashville, and Chicago @ St. Louis. First puck drops at 7pm ET, the late game starts at a slightly more reasonable 9:30pm ET
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(Vox)
 
 
 
American liberals need to stop huffing their own farts before they create the perfect storm of self-satisfaction that destroys the country
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Cruz can be really hard to get along with, but I understand that in a couple weeks he's planning to launch a charm offensive. He's having a little trouble with the charm part but he's got the offensive part down cold"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half-naked firemen pose with adorable puppies for charity. Estrogen levels in Australia reported at near-record high levels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Franco says he doesn't regret his disastrous attempt at hosting the Oscars. Which isn't surprising since he still hasn't apologized for making "The Interview"
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(Lew Rockwell)
 
 
 
"Marxism is destroying Europe and the U.S." Yep, this is pretty much a repeat from 1953
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Houston H1 submarine is patrolling the city
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An astrophysicist's four-year-old video of a journey from face to space has gone viral
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Wed April 20, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Patriots conspire with astrophysicist for a brief history of time. Roger Goodell to dock Patriots' 2017 first round pick, call it a Goodell Hole
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted performing Jacob's Ladder experiment he saw on YouTube, leaves behind family, friends, a lingering smell
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Inspiring Harriet Tubman quote that went viral turns out to be fake. "The trouble with quotes you find on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine," as Mark Twain so famously said
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ford debuts its newest police patrol vehicle. A F-150 pick up truck featuring bulletproof doors and easy-wipe rear vinyl seats for those, you know, problem prisoners
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four-year olds in England sent survey asking what gender they identify with. Possible answers included genderqueer, tri-gender, and gender fluid. Subby wanted to be a astronaut
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Elvis Andrus busts out home run trot on a double, Adrian Beltre is not amused. This is a teachable moment
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Inside the strange, retro world of Russian "womanhood schools" where they are teaching women to be happy by finding a man to support them. Сделать меня бутерброд и принеси мне пива
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's prom controversy season. Come on down, lesbian prom princess couple
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In rare radio address, Fidel Castro tells his nation not to worry about his declining health because he'll be going to meet Jesus soon
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Tue April 19, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan serenaded his opponents before destroying them
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman asks stranger to use his restroom at 2 AM, what could possibly go wrong? Hint: it involves eggs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian Muslim family has gone from dodging ISIS border patrols and Russian bombs while fleeing for their lives in the war zone in Syria, to getting a ride on "Pope Force one" to their new home in the Vatican where they had dinner with Francis
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(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Cruise line adds robot to crews to ease passengers' fears, reasoning the average passenger will be less alarmed thinking a robot is controlling the ship than an Italian (pic)
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
The Force is strong in Prince William and Prince Harry
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trolling adversary
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Mon April 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you are school-supply vendor that is ripping off Detroit Public Schools in cahoots with its principals, maybe you might want to re-think having your 11,000 Sq ft mansion with indoor Olympic pool featured in the "Home Envy" section of the newspaper
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Greenland is now melting at a potentially catastrophic pace. And we're all out of global warming jokes, so here's hoping you live inland. Waaaay far inland. Like in the Rockies
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will runners find heartbreak on Heartbreak Hill? Will Kenyans dominate like every other year? Will you take a drink after every "Boston Strong" mention? This is YOUR 2016 Boston Marathon Thread. Coverage starts at 8:30am ET on NBCSN
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Don't believe what you've seen in old 'Northern Exposure' episodes. You can get into trouble if you feed the moose in Alaska
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
World's largest penguin conservation center opens today at the Detroit Zoo, featuring an iceberg, waterfall, polar winds, waves and snow
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"Some bartenders insist that soft theatrics and subtle, tasteful showmanship can heighten a patron's experience, add to your credibility as a cocktail artist, and perhaps even earn you a few favorable blasts on social media"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thanks to mild winter, Britain and its closets are OVERRUN by moths, and gouge-minded pest controllers are charging thousands of pounds to eradicate them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rio's bizarre, troubled path to the 2016 Olympics
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Here's an actual video of a Hillary Clinton speech to Goldman Sachs. Obviously it will destroy her candidacy because she sucks up to...wait...what...oh...it's actually really good
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered an unknown oil. Here comes the petrochemistry
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Almost every website, be it a newspaper or a personal blog, has struggled with comments. Controversial topics and anonymous commenters are especially prone to incivility. Perhaps this is why only about half of news sites provide for user comments"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Sure, VR is all the rage with tech companies now, but do you remember when Hollywood was trying to convince us it was going to destroy us all? Yeah, good times
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Perhaps you've found yourself wondering recently whether Charles Krauthammer still knows how to concern troll. Well, yes. Yes he does
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Man creates website using "digital monkeys with typewriters" to attempt to publish every possible patent to kill patent trolls
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gawker media editor: "We're low on hits, we need the most troll-tastic, clickbait-y, retroactively PC headline about the Jungle Book movie, quickly". Writer: "don't worry boss, I've got it"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Met loses Maestro James Levine and his epic hair
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fly ball gets stuck in Tropicana Field catwalk, Francisco Lindor immediately ducks and covers. IT'S RAINING BASEBALLS
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can Ovi keep his controller connected? Will Jagr keep the Islanders off his lawn? Will the Stars bring their best-of-the-West mojo? Can the Sharks avenge their last playoffs? Oh hell ya, it's post season hockey night two: 7, 8, 9:30 & 10:30ET GAME ON
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian defense officials don't understand why Americans are so "distressed" over their pilots buzzing a destroyer. "Sorry, but the pattern was full"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Oppose gun control? You racist
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New and boring: Astronomers find evidence of exoplanetary system. Old and cool: On a glass photographic plate dating back to 1917
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(EWAO)
 
 
 
Why did NASA drop a 2-ton kinetic bomb on the Moon? Well, I'm not saying it was to destroy an Alien base but... it was probably to destroy an Alien base (w/pics)
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Paul Carey, former voice of Detroit Tigers' radio, has passed away. "If God had a voice it would sound like Paul Carey"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline : Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Financially troubled Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson certainly has enough money to throw at strippers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In which we are sure these aren't the dirtiest things found there, beach trash in New Jersey that has been found include a rubber brain, birth control pills, and a keg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American destroyer with Polish helicopter aboard observes threatening flybys from Russian fighter jets. Americans upset, Russians indignant, Polish pilot submerges helicopter and drives away
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"How Fox News Destroyed the Republican Party." You know, in case you noticed the Republican Party doesn't exist anymore and are wondering what happened
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're writing a novel, a short story or poetry, we welcome you with strong embraces, a love of all things readable and terrible puns. We're very punny people. Come, bring your notes and your ideas. THIS is Fark's Writer's Thread
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Okay 2016: you took Bowie, fine. Rickman, so it goes. Merle, okay. But when you take me Lucky Charms? Boyo, now yer askin' for trouble
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guardian discovers that most internet trolls are sexist and racist. Guardian next plans to research the wetness of water
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Billy Hamilton just recorded the fastest home run trot in Statcast history. Now THAT's how to speed up the game
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian admits she's a member of the Mile-High Club. Membership in the Gormless Attention Whore Club, Rusty Trombone Club and DVDA Club yet to be confirmed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And what is the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the National Institutes of Health consensus on the Zika Virus? EVERYBODY PANIC
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Mon April 11, 2016
(PsyBlog)
 
 
 
Here are eight ways to deal with passive-aggressive people at work. I went to a lot of trouble to find this link for you, but I don't think you appreciate that
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York Democrats claim Republican-controlled Senate won't give them enough toilet paper
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bomani Jones on wearing a fictional team shirt with the name "Caucasians": "If you're quiet about the Indians, and you got something to say about my shirt, I think it's time for introspection"
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Okay, it's great and all that astronomers are searching for a new planet in our own solar system, but can they please stop calling it "Planet Nine"? We already have a ninth planet, Pluto. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NASA's Kepler spacecraft enters emergency mode 75 million miles from Earth. EVERYBODY ASTRONOMIC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
GoPro releases short documentary about Fark-favorite pole vaulter Allison Stokke, includes shout-out to her 'troublesome' Internet fame and creepy photographers
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas Online says that the 'satirical website Fark.com' hits one out of the park with this headline: "Introducing the new corporate sponsor of the San Diego Padres: Chico's Bail Bonds"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
HBO trolls fans with 'Game of Thrones' season 6 premiere title that's certain to get people speculating
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who had a stroke running in a marathon says he's got half a mind to run in another one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RGIII delivers resounding mic drop during his introductory interview for the Browns. No word yet on how badly he injured his shoulder
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(Berkeley Lab)
 
 
 
Like, scientists push "valleytronics" closer to reality, ya know?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republicans have what they need to finally take Hillary Clinton down: she had to swipe her Metrocard five times to get on the subway in New York City today
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO of General Electric has a few things to say to Bernie Sanders about his company "destroying the moral fabric of America"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when 62-year-old Woody Allen married 27-year-old Soon Yi Previn? Well, almost 20 years later they're still going strong
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Introducing the new corporate sponsor of the San Diego Padres: Chico's Bail Bonds
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has transitioned into the "concern troll" phase of his campaign against Ted Cruz
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Troy Tulowitzki gets emergency, mid-game surgery ... to repair his 8-year-old glove
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
In California, birth control prescriptions are now available from your pharmacists. So you can stop asking for them at the bank or the car dealership, if that's what you were doing before
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Blizzard takes out a controversial "butt pose" from Overwatch due to feminists complaining that it objectifies women...and replaces it with a pose ripped straight from a cheesecake pinup painting
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Moose trots up the road and does a little dance (w/video)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The five biggest takeaways from the Wisconsin Primary. The sixth biggest? Wisconsin is full of trolls who just want to watch the world burn
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In retrospect, maybe reading 50 Shades of Grey wasn't appropriate for a children's show
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
In a world where only soccer stars and world leaders get caught up in off-shore money laundering, introducing "Panama Papers 2: Industrialists and Cricket stars"
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed her latest beauty trick, which involves having her face stung by bees
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Tigers' home opener on Friday calls for 60% chance of snow. Panic in Detroit
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Mon April 04, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will we have a Super-Nova tonight? Or will the Tar Heels add more hardware to its trophy case? Where will you watch this epic matchup? It is your 2016 NCAA National Championship game thread, tip-off at 9:19 PM ET on TBS
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strongarm bank job
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China destroys the Sphinx. Don't worry, there's still another one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There will be a contested Republican convention in Cleveland after Cruz trounces Trump in the North Dakota delegate race. Book it, done
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
"The obesity epidemic in North America really began when our low-fat dietary guidelines were introduced"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Rightscorp, an internet copyright troll company, wants to be able to lock your browser 'til you pay up if it suspects you of copyright infringement
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
John Kasich thinks it would be "cool" and "fun" to stick it to the Donald and Ted Cruz and destroy what is left of the Republican Party
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
From the Swiss Army knife to an honest-to-God laser pistol, here's a list of weapons astronauts and cosmonauts have taken with them into space
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Sat April 02, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway advertising campaign uses Hitler, Gaddafi and Kim Jong-il teddy bears to scare parents... about dust. Because what's controversial about associating the world's worst human scum with cute teddy bears
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Multicolor Energy Efficient LED Smartphone-controlled Ultra-Lightbulb. How many Farkers does it take to change a lightbulb? (Sponsored Link)
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
91-year-old man is a member of his Texas neighborhood citizen patrol, says his main job is to look for people who exhibit suspicious behavior. Like being out on the streets after 7:30 at night
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
You know, if you're going to go to the trouble of faking your own kidnapping, you might want to ask for a bit more than $150 in "ransom"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guns N Roses will appear on stage six hours late tonight at the Troubadour in California, start a riot after the first song and vow never to talk to one another again afterwards
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lions DE Tracy Scroggins sues the NFL regarding CTE. Lawyers say the most damaging evidence that he suffered brain trauma is that he played his entire career in Detroit without being asked to be traded
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
How can you make destroying a washing machine with a brick more amusing? Googly eyes
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Second Generation Lytro Camera. How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb? 50. One to change the bulb and 49 to say "I could have done that." (Sponsored Link)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you were busy worrying about Diebold's electronic voting machines, this guy spent the past decade manipulating Central and South American elections, and his boss is in talks with a U.S. candidate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Introducing GMail Mic Drop
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
In what is perhaps the worst Star Wars news since they introduced Jar-Jar, many families are naming their kids Kylo and Ren. Chewie, Boba Fett die a little inside at the thought
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trooper who was shot in that Virginia Greyhound Bus station shootout has died
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
America's first pro rugby league looks to attract millennials, will now to try include a joystick, touch screen and controller to the game
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This 78-year-old grandmother might be stronger than you, as she can deadlift 225 lbs like it's nothing
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces new slogan, "The simpler the better." Although it's not specific whether they mean their food, their service or customers who don't bother to look into what eating does to their health
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Given that it was such a roaring success the first two attempts, Microsoft release open source tools so you can build your own trollbot
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Wed March 30, 2016
(ValueWalk)
 
 
 
Skynet on the verge of controlling the US nuclear arsenal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Step 1: Have uncontrolled tics and outbursts because of Tourette's syndrome , Step 2: Grab a chainsaw climb a tree, Step 3: Profit
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Comedy troupe The State are prepping an oral history that takes them from their MTV upbringing to Reno 911 and beyond
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Having trouble getting your 36-year-old snowflake to finally leave the nest? Sue her to kick her out
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley is avoiding his constituents because they want him to nominate Merrick Garland and he's too chicken to confront controversy
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
When you ask women to share cleavage selfies on social media, expect to get trolled hard
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York Democratic primary voters to enjoy retro, Soviet-style election where party bosses have chosen the winner before election day
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(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
You can now designate who gets control of your social media accounts after you die, at least if you lived in Michigan when you stopped living
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Tue March 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thirteen Detroit principals caught sayof in bribery scandal
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago has itself a new police superintendent, handpicked by the greatest mayor in the city's history. This should put an end to any controversy about CPD whatsoever, right?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Luckily for archaeologists ISIS isn't as good at destroying ruins as it is at making them
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Clickbait is destroying journalism. Click here for more
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(LocalGov (UK))
 
 
 
"A council in London is introducing a 'voting ashtray' designed to discourage people from throwing their cigarette butts on the floor by engaging them in topical debates"
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Robots will soon control the weather
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Within minutes of the shooting at the Capitol Visitor's Center, Fox News was already calling for increased police patrols of Muslim neighborhoods across the country. Then they learned the shooter was a Christian terrorist
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Moderate Republicans having trouble shaking off the right-wing crazy in their re-election bids try to distance themselves from the rest of the Party
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Lima Ohio)
 
 
 
Police search for suspects in shooting at the G-Spot. Authorities report that they are having trouble locating them. Update: after some intense probing, cops finger their culprits
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Park Avenue bistro Les Halles, made globally famous through writings of former executive chef Anthony Bourdain, abruptly closes after 25-year run
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
After Microsoft US's AI chatbot turns into a neo-Nazi sexbot troll, Microsoft Japan's won't shut up about anime, hay fever and remains very civil. What gives Japanese Netizens?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
$273 million Japanese research satellite disappears, leaving behind only a few bits of debris. Kim Jong Un to take credit for personally piloting the spacecraft that destroyed it in 3... 2... 1
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro thanks Obama via letter for his great visit... a great visit to poop on
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bet you wish you'd invested in a Bear Patrol now, isn't that right Fairfax County?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Here's why women can't get along. Right now, it seems an awful lot of people are telling us what to do. And here's the thing that's so troubling: The people doing the bullying are other women"
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Sun March 27, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Five years after the disastrous New 52, DC is opting for an equally disastrous Rebirth
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Church vows to continue controversial early morning services because demons are most active at 3 in the morning and it's the only time to give parishioners "deliverance" from "demonic soul ties." Sorry, neighbors
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Astros-Braves game called after the aliens from Independence Day attack
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
New study suggests that an encounter of the solar system with a giant molecular dark cloud could have driven an environmental catastrophe leading to mass extinction in the last 8 million years of the Cretaceous period
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(National Institutes of Health)
 
 
 
Research shows that birth control pill use is linked to fewer knee injuries in teen girls. And it's not for the reason that you think it is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jaguar to re-introduce XKSS. I wonder if they used the last 60 years to figure out how to make one start in the rain?
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
You can now play Counterstrike using your lipstick tube as your game controller, nancy
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(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
You can buy marijuana legally in Colorado, but their alcohol law controversies are straight outta Pennsylvania
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(NHL)
 
 
 
With only two weeks left in the regular season, today's games are rife with playoff implications. Can the Caps secure the Presidents' Trophy? Can the Sharks stop choking long enough to secure a playoff birth? It's your Saturday NHL thread
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eating a Japanese diet of fish, rice, and seaweed can cut the chances of having a stroke. At least until the person sitting at the sushi bar gets their dinner bill
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama's Tango Doctrine" He wanted to do a foxtrot doctrine but he kept going around the same four people and never getting anywhere
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Recent cocaine escapades at LAX reveal a number of troubling security issues. TSA, TSA, TSA
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Today in TV history, "The West Wing" deals with the sudden death of a Supreme Court judge and a recalcitrant GOP controlled Congress that is unwilling to work with anyone...wait a second
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're on a special mission to designate airstrike targets deep within IS controlled territory. Your cover is blown and you're surrounded on all sides. What do you do? In this soldier's case, take a sip of vodka and designate one final target
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like little Bobby Tables has some company in having a name that causes trouble for computer systems
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit high school grads to get tuition-free college. Which was met with a great response until it was specified the college has to be in Detroit
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Christian soccer mom raps about transgender restroom usage. Why yes, it is as terrible as you thought
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Justice Alito doesn't understand why women can't buy a second health insurance plan that just covers birth control so that their employer's plan doesn't have to pay for it. No, really
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are those Muslim neighborhoods Ted Cruz wants to 'Patrol And Secure.' Wow, lawless
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Under Kansas' new "Spot a penis, win a prize" law Transgender people must use the restroom of their sex as "determined by..s chromosomes, and.. identified at birth by..anatomy", any one encountering a TG person in a school restroom is awarded $2,500
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump won't shut up about how manly, steady and strong his hands are: "Look at these hands, aren't they beautiful?"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Larper posts on Ars message board about problem he's experiencing with patent trolling competitor. Newegg: Hey, we heard about your problem. Please allow us and our pitbull attorney to take care of this for you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA is launching a Atlas V Cygnus supply rocket tonight that they hope will catch fire after delivery (in a controlled manner). Coverage starts at 10pm EDT with a launch window at 11:05pm EDT or so
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A day of bad news, and here is more: Sarah Palin is getting her own reality TV courtroom show
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(Some Idiot)
 
 
 
"The Bible is expressly permitted in Idaho public schools to further the study of literature, comparative religion, language, history, government, law, philosophy, and ethics." Sure, sounds fine. "Also," Uh, oh. "Astronomy, biology, geology." F*ck
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why did Ted Cruz not call for patrolling of Christian trailer parks after the Branch Dildoians took over a wildlife refuge?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Don't knock it, sometimes penguins need birth control too
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Nice brush strokes. Good boy
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
What does Burt Reynolds regret? Surprisingly, posing nude on a bearskin rug. Funny, I'd have sworn he would have said "Stroker Ace"
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Beck says Christians aren't listening to their God when they vote for Trump. Maybe God has brought us another world destroyer like the flood. Did you ever think of that Mr. Beck?
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Ambrose v Strowman was so bad that a fan decided that he was mad as hell and wasnt gonna take it anymore
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Toshiba forced to sell off consumer electronics unit and medical division in order to help cover slight $1.9 billion accounting scandal
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Mon March 21, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Fans troll a player. FARK: The fans are the player's sisters
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will declare for the Andre trophy? Does Team B.A.D. have a blonde? Will Roman show up to be boo'd in Philly? It's Monday Night RAW - 8 PM EDT on USA, pre-show at 7:30 EDT on the $9.99
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