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500 headlines found matching 'Tro'
Tue October 21, 2014
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(The Register)
 
 
 
New BBC computer game lets kids program their own Daleks. This is only the beginning. We will prepare. We will grow stronger. When the time is right, we will emerge and take our rightful place as the supreme power of the UNIVERSE
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(Joystiq)
 
 
 
UK considers quadrupling prison terms for Internet trolls. Hey, where'd everybody in the Politics tab go?
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(KPopStarz)
 
 
 
The fact that Led Zeppelin actually did 'forget' to credit other writers of some of their songs encourages a copyright troll to sue on "Stairway To Heaven." So far, it's working
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
In honor of Fox's Utopia, here are some of TV's other most notorious flops, in disastrous slideshow format
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Mon October 20, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Why won't the Stock vs. Aftermarket Bella feud end? Remember when Damien Sandow wasn't a joke? Is it wise booking to make guys that have been around since 1996 look strong against Rusev on WCW Monday Nit... er... WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After an interminable break, the Premier League is back in action with Man City hosting Tottenham, the healthy half of Arsenal hosting Hull, Liverpool at QPR, Chelsea destroying Crystal Palace and Manchester United at West Brom
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Sun October 19, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Am I having a stroke? Is Lou Holtz having a stroke? I'm pretty sure at least one of us just had a stroke
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
'60s counterculture icon Wavy Gravy prepares for one-man retrospective show in New York. In other news, Wavy Gravy is still alive
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
No matter how bad your birthday was, at least you weren't electrocuted until your heart stopped... we hope
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(31)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google posts lower 3Q earnings, troubled officials search for an answer
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(8)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
In my day, trolling used to mean something
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why yes U.N., your strongly worded letter for help to fight the Ebola virus did not fall on deaf ears, someone coughed up some money. Thank you, Colombia
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's now time for subby to fill out his ballot. Colorado candidates for governor. Republican: Bob Beauprez. Democrat:John Hickenlooper. Green:...oh you have got to be trolling me
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
While you were busy watching your neighbor for signs of Ebola, astronauts restored power to the International Space Station, preventing it from spiralling into the sun and causing an explosion that would have destroyed Earth
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(13)
 
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong admitted to doping as early as 2011 AND BEAT CANCER SO LEAVE HIM ALONE
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(58)
 
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
The jumbo-trons of the Chicago Bears and the Miami Dolphins address that age-old question: "How could a bear defend itself against a dolphin''s blowhole-triggered bazooka attack?"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Five likely scenarios that could push the fight for senate control into overtime." Runoff, runoff, vote delays, recounts, most of the mid-west falling into the sea. The usual stuff
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(33)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Circus matriarch Madame Rosa is still going strong at age 103. She says the secrets of her eternal youth include hard work, sleeping very little and deadly animals
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit prepares for annual Devil's Night arson spree, when hundreds of abandoned homes inside Eight Mile burn. Arsonists say moving the event to Grosse Pointe is in their long-term plans
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Less than one week into the NHL season, we already have a strong candidate for save of the year. Fark: it wasn't by a goalie
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Someone thought it would be fun to pilot drone aircraft carrying Albanian flag into Belgrade stadium for Serbia-Albania game, and they were right, as players smirked at obvious troll. Just kidding - they started brawling and the match was abandoned
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Discovery of ancient storm god cult complex in Israel shows that George W. Bush's hurricane machine wasn't man's first attempt to control the weather
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(13)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus is incensed that ads are trying to blame the GOP for the spread of Ebola just because they voted to cut $1 billion from CDC and NIH, including slashing budgets for Public health preparedness infectious disease control
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How do you know you're going out in style? New company offers funerals so big air traffic control has to send out an aviation notice
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Astronaut Chris Hadfield's stunning new photos of Earth from the International Space Station show that it's really a small world after all
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(12)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Millennials are re-shaping how charity and online giving work. That's gotta be worth some kind of trophy, right?
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"The Cat Man From Kyushu" wheels nine Himalayan and chinchilla cats in a stroller around Tokyo streets, doesn't care what you think because he's retired, hopes you follow him on Facebook and Twitter
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(18)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Twenty-three of the best songs for skiing and snowboarding that will give you something to listen to until the ski patrol can transfer you to an ambulance
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(12)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Remember that trade back in 2011 when the Astros sold Hunter Pence to the Phillies for some magic beans? It's starting to look like the Phillies were the dumb party in that deal
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(30)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
President who pulled troops from Iraq before the job was done is being dubbed as one of the most successful Presidents of all time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Flight attendants union suing to have the FAA reinstate the electronics ban during takeoff and landing because passengers are no longer listening to the safety demonstrations. That's the joke
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Sun October 12, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It was 50 years ago today Robert Moog taught the electronics how to play
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
ISS astronaut takes photo of Super Typhoon Vongfong as it approaches Japan, and it is MASSIVE: "I've seen many storms from up here, but none like this one"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is trust no one. And if you are having a stroke have someone call a friend or family member to come and get your $10,000 wheelchair instead of leaving it with a stranger who steals it and tries to sell it on Craigslist
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(Metal Hammer)
 
 
 
Chad Kroger on the hatred for Nickelback: "If critics had stopped writing about us, there would be no controversy left and we probably would have died out years ago. They don't know they're still responsible for us being around today"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Mad scientists in the desert say 19 million amps, a 10,000 tesla magnetic field, some lasers, and a teeny tiny bit of deuterium can make a whole lot of neutrons. Which for some reason is a good thing and not guaranteed to kill us all
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Sat October 11, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Robot Trouser Snake stiffens to mount slippery mounds"
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Fri October 10, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sept. 10: "We will downgrade and destroy ISIS." Today: ISIS is starting to move into Baghdad's suburbs and now has shoulder fired anti-aircraft weapons
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnson Controls CEO shows complete lack of johnson control
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The Kool-Aid point: The level of followership at which you get trolls... and they win
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(ENE News)
 
 
 
"At this point winds are at 285 kph, roughly 180 mph...this could be a hypothetical Cat 6... Cloud field would stretch across the entire US, from WA State to Washington DC... Among the strongest storms we've ever seen" Goodbye Japan
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(153)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a previously unknown state of matter that can occur when matter switches from one exotic quantum state to another at temperatures near absolute zero, leaving electrons to barely interact with each other
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(14)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow: "It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass." What country do you think this is?
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Thu October 09, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember that cool scene in 'Empire' where they show the Millennium Falcon hiding on that giant Star Destroyer? This high-resolution shot of a 150' / 45m boulder on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko is like that
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Opening night of the 2014-15 NHL season, and already there's a strong candidate for goal of the year
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's an old time revival in the churches of Detroit as the call goes out for flash mob style 'Mass Mobs' to fill the pews to bring the masses together in the old churches
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(13)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New Stanford research has found that Americans are increasingly divided along political party lines - and those sentiments are stronger than racial biases
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Days of Our Lives star injured and his girlfriend airlifted to hospital in critical condition after his car lost control on bend and flipped over. At least that's what his evil long lost twin wants you to believe
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New voice-activated thermostat lets you control your home's temperature from any room just by shouting at the thing
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(39)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
After another major derailment, Canadian train companies are on board with new rules to address extreme fatigue in engineers and by "on board" we mean "strongly oppose"
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Billions and billions of galaxies are missing from the universe, say astronomers
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(71)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congressman Duncan hunter claims "a high level source" told him the US Border Patrol caught 10 ISIS fighters trying to sneak across the US-Mexico border, double pinky swears he isn't completely making this up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Four years ago, the GOP won the governorships of a whole bunch of states, including Wisconsin, Kansas, Maine and Pennsylvania, promising to implement Tea Party policies. The trouble is, they did just that
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(68)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
"Baywatch" star, Ex-Mrs. Nikki Sixx & neighbor of Stephen Collins apologizes for tweeting the controversial actor shot himself into 7th Heaven
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is the Secret Service adequately protecting Barack Obama from internet trolls?
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(32)
 
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Girl who was shipped off to Siberia by her mother three years ago has escaped to Morocco, is having trouble adjusting to a diet that doesn't consist primarily of frozen reindeer meat
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The warped minds of astronauts - what causes the space stupids?
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(17)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Purge is quickly on its way to become the Police Academy of suspense-horror, as the third film has set a 2015 release date. Look for The Purge III: Citizens on Purgetrol next fall
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(49)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ State Assemblyman: I'mma going to limit any new bills by introducing this new bill to end all bills.. or something
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(23)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
With the War on Drugs won, and ISIS destroyed, Congress turns its attention to the newest threat: prom dresses
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(40)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Notorious internet troll found dead. That's one
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Sun October 05, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey was either suffering vocal trouble or else was high as a kite during her concert in Japan
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(54)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Star Destroyers shopped with Panzers? Meh. Been there. Pics of AT-ATs on I-95? Done that. Video of deadly, giant, Martian invaders fused with actual WWI footage? Yes please
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(78)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
What's worse than being stopped by a state trooper and getting a ticket? Getting stopped by a state trooper and being asked if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior
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(171)
 
(Computer & Videogames)
 
 
 
Here's a look back at the Atari 7800 from 1986, the console that could have saved the company and changed the way games were made if they'd introduced it just a year earlier
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(131)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham really, really wants to send troops into Iraq. And Syria. And Iran
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(136)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will Detroit's bullpen find a way to blow it again? Can the Angels avoid humiliation in Kansas City? Games start at 3:30 PM EDT on TBS. It's your ALDS elimination game discussion thread
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(282)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
How NASA could put astronauts on Mars missions into deep sleep - that's therapeutic torpor to you - using medical technologies that have been around since the 1980s
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(59)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Getting in drunken bar fights and being beaten by the local cops is no way to go through life. ESPECIALLY, if you're a Highway Patrol officer
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(44)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is still some decency among teenagers today after a high school voted a special needs student with cytomegalovirus--who suffered a stroke that caused severe brain damage--as Homecoming Queen
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(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police Academy floor sucks. Citizens on patrol to find out why
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(20)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain labels the Bronx a hipster-free foodie paradise, insists he is not trying to troll hipsters by luring them into hellhole to be beaten and robbed
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(67)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Imagine buying your electronics like you buy furniture at Ikea, i.e. lots of small pieces that need assembling into the final product. Now imagine paying more for this 'privilege'
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(72)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Rovio announces 130 jobs to be cut. In other news, it took 130 people to write "Angry Birds"--- sounds like a lot of green pigs at the trough
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(46)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's good to see small towns like Walmart grow with the times into a big metropolis. Progress is good for everyone in America
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(105)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Not only has Kim Jong-un lost control of his waistline, he has also now lost control of his country, ex-official says
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(122)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Knott's Berry Farm restaurant assures its patrons that the almonds in their salads do not have legs
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(33)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's astronomy picture of the day: A full-circle rainbow
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MC Hammer has strong opinions about Ebola. Biz Markie too busy making music with his mouth to comment
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(31)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis introduce their newborn baby girl Wyatt to the world. Damn it Kelso. Wyatt's a dude's name. Dumbass
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(47)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Post season baseball continues today with two ALDS games: Detroit at Baltimore (Scherzer vs. Tillman) at 5:30 PM EDT, followed by Kansas City at LAA (Vargas vs. Weaver) at 9:00 PM EDT. Both games on TBS
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(348)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The 13 most memorable quotes from famous novels. "Dammit Caleb, I'm as Amish as you are, but if we don't destroy that nuclear sub there won't BE a Pennsylvania to go back to," not among them
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(32)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Polish astronomers find young stellar bridge in the Magellanic Clouds, pretty sure they've discovered Asgard
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(19)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers' Miguel Cabrera declines playoff share: 'I just want the ring'
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(23)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
What's the biggest match up in the Detroit / Baltimore MLB series? The egg, cheese and bacon hot dog vs. the crab mac n' cheese hot dog, of course
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(16)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Usher having trouble giving tickets away to his current North American tour
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(54)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A review of the official Republican response to questions related to women, birth control, contraception, or gays: Cringe, wince, mumble, duck, deflect
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maximum trolling: Hong Kong district councillor unfurls yellow umbrella in support of Hong Kong democracy -- right in the middle of China's National Day celebrations. Hero tag kowtows before his greatness
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(63)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Soon the Earth will be spinning out of control because we've lost so much Antarctic ice
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(85)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Student banned from wearing Trojan condom costume claims he was only ribbing the girls
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(60)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
According to researchers at Swiss University, their "giant's penis" blossom has grown to its biggest size yet. Maybe, with a stroke of luck or two, next year it will be even bigger
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(12)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Carnegie Deli introduces $28 Derek Jeter triple-club sandwich, although it looks a lot more like a Bartolo Colon sandwich
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's funniest sports injury goes to Detroit Lions TE Joseph Fauria, who hurt himself potty-training his dog
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(14)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Here's how you can make a game controller out of IKEA furniture that you probably have in your house anyway
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(20)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Last week Google dropped ALEC due to its stance and actions denying climate change. This week Occidental Petroleum does the same
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(189)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Houston Astros hire the next manager to lead them into mediocrity
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now we are just trolling New Yorkers with this: the pizza cake
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(61)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Humans destroy yet another natural feature on Earth - film at 11
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(37)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Back when I was trolling, it meant something. But trolls these days are the ones who cannot stand to have their worldview made fun of"
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(70)
 
(Peninsula Daily News)
 
 
 
Obama's mind control trucks, fresh from deployment in Ferguson, set to arrive in Washington State next year
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Article that states Alaska will be the next Florida by the end of the century, due to climate change and migration and that "Detroit will be one of the nation's most desirable cities" on the left. Alaska tag suggestions on the right (Not safe for work content on page)
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(29)
 
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Detroit tests its new gunfire detection system and gives new meaning to "lit up like a Christmas tree"
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(61)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Ireland to be dragged into the twentieth century with the introduction of the zip code
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(74)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver residents are shocked, SHOCKED that Denny's would charge participants and spectators of the Race for the Cure $1 each to use their restrooms even after the manager announced the money would be donated to a charity
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(93)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington equalizes his way to the #1 spot at the box office with $35 million while The Maze Runner and The Boxtrolls are locked in a dead heat for #2 with $17.5 million each and This is Where I Leave You is #4 with $7 million
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(47)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Eating a deep-fried Mars bar found to increase your chance of having a stroke before you've even finished the thing. This is more bad news for Scotland
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(33)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Super Cali so litigious, Uber is the focus. Even German judges say it's something quite atrocious"
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(52)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a strong economic case for paternity leave. So why don't more companies offer it to new male parents?
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(101)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Behold: the bowel-loosening subcontrabass tuba monstrosity known to a select few as "Big Carl"
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(36)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thirteen troubled Tennessee teenagers temporarily terrify town, try to take to the timberland
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(50)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you were one of the gullible sheeple who actually bought into the government's propaganda about getting a mind-controlling flu shot, here are three ways to make it more effective
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(31)
 
(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
What Superb Owl Sunday is to the USA, the last Saturday in September is to Australia. It's Aussie Rules football Grand Final day. Sydney Swans v Hawthorn Hawks fight for the trophy starting at 12:30am ET on Fox Soccer Plus
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(36)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Satan worshipper says prison chaplain treated his religion differently from others, wants $150k and a decapitated chicken for his troubles
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(54)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Pedestrian bridge collapses onto Detroit freeway, just misses Matthew Stafford, unlike most blitzing linebackers
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(30)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So remember that whole "Wisconsin Poll Watchers Militia"? Yeah, we all got trolled by the internet. Thanks internet
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(55)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
How the current CubeSat craze, which allows pretty much anyone to launch a small satellite into orbit, could create a space debris catastrophe
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farmer's wife trampled to death by cattle directed and controlled by a cat. This happens every day and the media is all Caturday'd up and won't report it. WAKE UP PEOPLE
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(38)
 
(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
Left urges US set up an "emergency commando team of mediators" who can be deployed on short notice anywhere in the world to solve all the trouble in it
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(102)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you a sitzpinkler? If so you are Destroying America, you godless heathen. Don't laugh--it's the in the Bible (mildly Not safe for work)
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Timid (and lost) Brit journalist has trouble navigating NYC subway, compares it to a sadistic fever dream like The Hunger Games
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(100)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: is destroying America one family at a time
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(335)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pope takes strong stand against covering yourself with other people's various bodily fluids
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(43)
 
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
"For the first time, scientists have discovered how to produce ultra-thin 'diamond nanothreads' that promise extraordinary properties, including strength and stiffness greater than any of today's strongest nanotubes and polymers"
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(44)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Today's headline that makes you wonder if you've just suffered a stroke: "Prezza In Chuka Umunna Chumbawamba Jibe"
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"God was with us" says woman moments after her car was destroyed by a boulder flung by God
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(183)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Patent trolls' jeopardize innovation, are an all-round pain in the ass for business, study finds
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(28)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Gun control is so effective in Britain that criminals are now down to mailing bullets to people they want to shoot
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(68)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
$38,000 bottle of Balvenie 50-year-old single-malt Scotch whisky on its way to New Jersey restaurant, where for $2,000 a glass, patrons can enjoy it mixed with the fountain drink of their choice
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(75)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC announces ambitious new population control initiative that's going to go fully viral in West Africa by the end of the year
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(195)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What you need to know about plutonium: it saved the Apollo 13 astronauts' lives, it powers the Mars rover, it was created at UC Berkeley, it's helping treat cancer, and it's named after the Disney dog. That last fact is pure Pu
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(34)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Forget JFK, the moon landing, and chemtrails: Kirk Cousins intentionally blew the Washington/Eagles game to avoid a quarterback controversy
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 36 percent of Americans can correctly identify which party controls the House or Senate. The majority know Obama is a Muslim, though
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(128)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New tool against emerald ash borer is a tiny robot made to look like a female beetle that carries enough juice to electrocute the males when they inevitably jump on its back to mate with it (pics)
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(35)
 
(Mark Evanier)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Popeye not having a pipe is a PC conspiracy" Comic & cartoon writer: "Let me introduce Free Market Man to another superhero: Captain Obvious"
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(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Wiggles are still going strong after 25 years, though like the average Motown group, they only have one original member left
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Park managed to troll the Washington Redskins controversy with their season 18 promo
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(136)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Putin: 'If I wanted, in two days I could have Russian troops not only in Kiev, but also in Riga, Vilnius, Tallinn, Warsaw and Bucharest." He also could start WW3 because all but one of those are capitals of NATO countries
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(231)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Morris dancers barred from Hyde Park pub due to their fancy dress. "We are a group of Morris dancers - it's not like we were going to cause trouble"
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced Secret Service agents with Border Patrol agents at the White House. Let's see what happens
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(83)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Challenger Round in the Chase continues, Who may end up facing elimination next week without a strong performance today? It's the Sylvania 300 from New Hampshire (2:00 PM ET, ESPN)
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(396)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Danny Devito talks about #TrollFoot which looks to be something like foot fetish stuff with pictures of his foot in different places and even one with what appears to be spaghetti on his foot. 'It's like a little art project for me.'
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(20)
 
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Why is Massachusetts switching to all electronic tolling with no cash option? Because any glitch could mean a jackpot for the state and a five figure bill for you
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(118)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You might want to take a break from the psychedelics if one day you find yourself hooking up electrodes to plant leaves to make harmonic sounds by collect their bio-electric impulses
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(13)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Patriot "border-patrol" militias cancel protest that was supposed to shut down all points of entry between the US and Mexico, due to threats from drug cartels. Brave Sir Robin extends his sympathies
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(245)
 
(TechGenMag)
 
Boobies
 
Future NASA astronauts will wear skintight spacesuits. Any Erin Gray fans here?
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(99)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You know the California GOP's in trouble when the keynote speaker at their state convention admits she might vote for Jerry Brown
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(153)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Navy marks 4,000th nuclear missile submarine patrol, asks for one ping only
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(17)
 
(Electronista)
 
 
 
Patent troll Linex gets their ass handed to them to the tune of $18.6 million by California judge, who used an April SCOTUS ruling allowing for reversal of legal fees when companies sue on a known-baseless claim
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(33)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Members of Arcade Fire, The Strokes, and Bon Iver say they have formed a "supergroup." Apparently, they don't know the definition of that word, as true supergroups were bands like Asia, Traveling Wilburys, and Damn Yankees
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(87)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former En Vogue singer Maxine Jones forced to declare bankruptcy, says that her former bandmates are responsible for her money troubles since they kicked her out. Their apology? She's never gonna get it
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(19)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
When you're caught with a shrimp wheel and a pork loin in your jacket and the cop chasing you had to dodge the hotdogs being ejected from your pants, there is a good bet your appeal for lack of evidence to convict will get chuckled out of a courtroom
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(21)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Despite campaigning and fundraising for candidates across the country, the Clintons secretly want Democrats to lose control of the Senate so they can implement their reverse-vampire new world order in 2016. This is what Chuck Todd actually believes
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The neutron bomb was invented by a scientist looking for the most humane way of killing
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(56)
 
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Suspect in PA state trooper shooting makes FBI most wanted list, claimed to have fought with Serbians in Africa. You remember when Serbia was at war in Africa, right?
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(129)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's descent into womanhood continues. He's trolling us, right?
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cadillac is set to introduce a "top-end, high-technology car", the most expensive in its line, above the XTS and the STS. Preliminary reports indicate it will called the $T$ and prounounced "Ca-ching"
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(19)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Vikings WR Jerome Simpson found to be in trouble with the law again, and the Vikings are waiting for all the facts to come out before makin...no, wait, they're actually releasing him immediately
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(34)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Bill Gates working on a next generation condom. Because when you think birth control, you think Bill Gates
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(36)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Botto Bistro has one goal: To become the most hated restaurant on Yelp
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(49)
 
(Wondering Sound)
 
 
 
GWAR has a new lead singer. All hail Vulvatron (possibly Not safe for work pic)
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(50)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(129)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC news crew attacked and has all their electronics wiped while reporting on the funerals of Russian soldiers who all mysteriously died from training accidents involving Ukrainian bullets
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(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In one broad stroke, criminal mastermind tries to use his hoodie to steal artwork from gallery. This man is no Thomas Crown
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(30)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
If you've been using artificial sweeteners to help keep your blood sugar under control, scientists would like you to know that artificial sweeteners don't work the way you think they do
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(41)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News is becoming unhinged, getting outraged over President Obama's vow to destroy Ebola, which they're starting to believe is a militant Islamic group like ISIS or Scotland
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(240)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The automotive retro design trend has reached its zenith...with the Winnebago
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(34)
 
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace where never lark nor even eagle flew-and, while with silent lifting mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand, and touched the face of
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(84)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The only problem using drum circles to treat troubled teenagers, is that they sound a lot cooler when you're high
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(20)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan teenager describes her relationship with her parents as "better...we actually have a stronger relationship, now." That's after trying to burn her house down after her arranged engagement to a dude overseas
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are shut down and residents on edge as multiple agencies search for the "survivalist" shooter of the PA state trooper barracks. Bonus -4,600 link with factual and grammatical errors
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(283)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA picks Boeing, Space X to take American astronauts back to space
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(63)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sign that we are more divided than ever: Self-proclaimed "Tea Party Satanist" leader opposed to progressive Satanists from Detroit
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(70)
 
(Retail Times (UK))
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme introduces new "Double Hundred Dozen" pack, for those times when you just need 2,400 donuts (pic)
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(24)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Here's the traditional British method of testing the quality of beer: a guy wearing leather shorts sits on a chair that has had ale poured on it. "If his trousers stick to the seat, the ale is deemed unworthy" (pic)
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(10)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Boeing unveils truck-mounted laser death ray that can shoot down drones in any weather. Bonus: it's operated by an Xbox controller (pics)
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(56)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sadly, 'Trouble in Mushi Mushi Land' is not a new Dr. Seuss book
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(34)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsay Graham (R-Tennesee Williams play) manages to simultaneously War- and Fear-monger as he warns that Americans will be "killed here at home" unless Obama sends US ground troops into Iraq and Syria to defeat the ISIS
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(200)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Obama plans major Ebola offensive that involves airstrikes but no ground troops
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(35)
 
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
"Pennsylvania trooper killed in deadly ambush now conscious, talking"
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(84)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Supreme court takes time out of their busy day to tell patent trolls: Ordinary human activity doesn't become patentable when you do it on a computer... ya dumbasses
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(16)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr. earns $32 million for staying out of trouble for 36 minutes
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(9)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig set to become the latest person out to destroy the Star Wars universe
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(86)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Having trouble quitting smoking? Try some magic mushrooms. They have a success rate three times that of any other medication ever tried
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"New-fangled Malware Eskimo Allied on Twitch Chat to Steal Steam Wallet Dry." This may be a headline, or someone having a stroke
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(12)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart on Gwyneth Paltrow: 'She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart.'
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(38)
 
(Pro Hockey Talk)
 
 
 
Vancouver Canucks having trouble giving tickets away to upcoming NHL season
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(34)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
When you see former administration officials and generals on television arguing for war and a stronger national defense, it's helpful to know who is paying them
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(86)
 
(Indiana Gazette)
 
 
 
Judge explaining why he dismissed DUI case: "Hey, trooper, I hope you understand. ... I'm catching some heat from [district attorney] Linda because that is her nephew." Attorney general to judge: You won't be so lucky
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(48)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
PA State Trooper dead, another injured in an ambush attack at Pike County barracks. Update: A "person of interest" is being questioned
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(183)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some guy from Lexington, Kentucky trolls TEA partiers. No, not that guy
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(31)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Maybe you really should be afraid of strong conservative women. Apparently they can cost you your job
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(160)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
According to new reports, in 2007 the US Government strong-armed Yahoo into turning over data on both people who still used their service
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(37)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
SNL decides that the show doesn't suck enough, removes Cecily Strong from Weekend Update
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(96)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
GOP candidates think they can stop the Democrat's War on Women by championing over the counter birth control
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(121)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember when controversies in comics were not about how female characters pose but about cool stuff, like that time the Hulk ripped Wolverine in half? Yeah, good times (slightly Not safe for work)
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(36)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese Burger King introduces Black Burger. No plans to release it in America as it would immediately be shot by the police
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(72)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
... trombone
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(82)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, it turns out that Detroit forward Greg Morris Piston himself after being arrested for DUI
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(24)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
GMA introduces "Shoot the TV Monday"
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Australian comedian Jim Jefferies offers his views on American gun control (profanity)
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(122)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
With puck drop less than a month away, the NHL introduces new rules which will be completely forgotten aboot come mid April
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(50)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Design a mission patch for this British astronaut
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was a beautiful, sexy woman; men wanted me. My husband ravished me. And then, I got pregnant. Now I look like a troll. Is it right to blame my child for this?" Certainly we have no problem believing you're a troll
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(227)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
A strong solar storm is coming right for Earth. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(50)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Okay Mr. Presidentin' smrt guy. How do you plan on beating ISIS without sending in troops? You'd need some sort of flying machine that can be controlled from all the way over here and still blow them up. Check and mate, Lib lib libby lib lib
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(68)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
13 years later, America is stuck on a September 10th mentality. You remember September 10th, 2001 don't you? When President Bush was bombing al Qaeda and vowing to destroy them?
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(97)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Having nothing else to be concerned about, local residents are miffed with garbage can lid covers being changed from green to red. (With picture of some of the victims of this atrocity)
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(44)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Crazed man goes through neighborhood using knife to trash cars, destroy an American flag, and decapitate a stuffed animal. "He drove here, got out and decided to start cutting. That's crazy"
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(11)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials, having trouble paying back those college loans, rent, or just finding a good full time gig? Newsweek wants you to know there's this new thing called "Sugar Dating" and pretty much everyone's doing it
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(198)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ray Rice's lawyer invents a new meaning for the word "hypothetically." Subby is hypothetically a millionaire cowboy astronaut playboy
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(110)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears vows to destroy the porn star who ruined her umpteenth relationship
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(84)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A friendly reminder: Some of the world's most popular websites will intentionally slow down because they think it will draw attention to the net neutrality controversy. It's your official REMEMBER BUFFERING discussion thread
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(183)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's 'engineer accidentally loads his entire porn stash to a public Jumbotron' story is brought to you by China
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(44)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Quiznos owner causes controversy by displaying sign that says "We the people are angry." The anger most likely stems from a hoagie vs. sub. vs. grinder debate
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand would like to apologize for that part in her new book where she calls one of the Washington D.C. metropolitan area's largest suburbs "soulless"
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(57)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Introducing DrinkMate, the miniature breathalyzer that will tell you when it definitely isn't a good idea to call your ex
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(14)
 
(Live 105)
 
 
 
Introducing The Latest NFL Vocabulary: 'To Romo'
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Conceptually for sale: Distinctive seaside property with spectacular coastal views. Would suit high-value buyer untroubled by vertigo or fond of crapping themselves on an hourly basis
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(81)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"I just flew in from ISIS controlled Iraq, and boy are my arms tired." *Badoom-tish* "Take my wives, please." *Badoom-tish* " Remember, try the hummus, and I'll be here all week unless I get martyred"
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you live in Atlanta and are anywhere close to the CDC Medical Center, you might want to seriously start considering moving somewhere safer. Like Detroit
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(118)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"There's news this week of an 'impossible' triple star system recently discovered by astronomers. One that "defies known physics." Needless to say, there's no need to abandon physics quite yet" (pic)
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(33)
 
(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit CFO says that higher taxes won't bring the city out of bankruptcy. In other news, Detroit finally admits to having a Chief Financial Officer
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(63)
 
(Federation American Scientists)
 
 
 
NASA needs an astronomer with a TS/SCI security clearance to probe the secrets of the Universe
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(30)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Sept. 8, 1966: TV critics unimpressed with new "astronautical soap opera" Star Trek
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(74)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Houston furniture store promised to give its customers refunds if the Astros didn't lose 100 games in 2014. With three weeks to go in the season, it's time to pay up, Mack
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(22)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Was the best matchup in the NFL in week 1 A: Denver vs Indianapolis? B: Pittsburgh vs Cleveland? or C: Panthers kicker Graham Gano vs the Tampa Bay marching band, especially the trombone player? (with video)
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(32)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers try to figure out when Betelgeuse will go supernova. They'll let you know when it's EVERYBODY PANIC time
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(50)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steeler WR Antonio Brown introduces a novel way to evade a tackle during a punt return: Kick the punter right in the face
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hawking: I wouldn't poke at that Higgs boson if I were you because you'll DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
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(80)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There's no denying it: when seen for the first time, poutine looks like a culinary catastrophe. But thick, gloopy pile of chips, meat gravy and squeaky cheese curd which originated in Quebec in the early 1980s, is having a worldwide moment" (Not safe for work)
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK to Scotland: Oh, yeah. If you want independence then we will make a massive border fence, armed border guards, strict immigration controls and border checkpoints. because we are a bunch of two year olds
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(228)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
What does ammonium nitrate do when the truck carrying it rolls? It disintegrates the truck, destroys two firefighting vehicles and two bridges, and blows a hole in the Highway. With pics
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(164)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Did I mention that Rube Goldberg is the chief of the Detroit Fire Department?
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(90)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you get evicted from the house you've been renting you could use the low moment as a valuable life lesson and vow to grow stronger from it. Or you could hide in a closet and rob the landlord
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(13)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gorn becomes series regular on The Americans. Looks like that peace treaty negotiated by the Metrons has finally started paying off
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig peeves pork proscribers, pious pinheads prepare petition, panic preemie patrons
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(40)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Travel back in time with these Depression and WWII photos that are part of a new trove of images being put out by Yale University's Photogrammar
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(25)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientist finds keywords in emails between partners show who holds power in relationship. Explanation for Farkers: A relationship is a strong and close association between two people that involves physical and emotional intimacy
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(68)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The NFL holds strong to its commitment against domestic violence. Just kidding, Ray McDonald has been cleared to play this weekend
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NATO members United States, Britain, France, Australia, Canada, Germany, Turkey, Italy, Poland and Denmark are going into Iraq and Syria to totally destroy ISIS. Come for the massive bombing campaign, stay for the kick-ass menu
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(259)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Neighbor: Well, you know, now that you mention it, we did hear a lot of screaming for help and violent banging around upstairs and I guess in retrospect it was kind of odd that she always wore a black leather collar
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(99)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
You wouldn't think some tips from the Forest Service on how to make s'mores would be controversial, but you don't know Republicans: "This is what is wrong with our government. Bureaucrats can't pass up an opportunity to tell us how to live our lives"
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(257)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If you're tired of Ferguson, ISIS, Gaza, Ebola, and all that stuff, there are still places on Earth where the headline-grabbing trial of the year involves two SCUBA divers who had an underwater fight over a tropical fish
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(39)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Transgender SEAL says coming out was the hardest thing she ever did, even harder than ziplining into a terrorist stronghold under heavy machine gun fire in a high heels and a cocktail dress
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(165)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Detroit sounds like a great place to come do your street art until you get actually there
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(215)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Rand Paul is saying that President Obama should convene Congress, get a declaration of war against ISIS and then "Destroy them militarily", which is gonna make for some awkward conversation with his dad the next time they meet
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(278)
 
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
10 video games with controversial levels that were completely misunderstood. Sure, 'No Russian' is there, but so is every single level in Super Punchout
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(169)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Nicholas can't accept Russian defeat in the war with Japan and compounds his losses. Obama the peacemaker can't accept that he shouldn't end the campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, and does so anyway, with disastrous results
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukraine's President Petro Poroshenko says agreement on ceasefire in the Donbass region reached (headline updated)
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(91)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Indiana's reputation as a backward state, lawyers must wear socks in the courtroom
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen Chris Murphy (D-UH) points out that when one country is sending troops and tanks across the border of another to engage in fighting, that is technically, what you might call "a war"
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(214)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Communist bloc cloud yeller Fidel Castro compares NATO to Nazi Germany's SS and warbles on about some mouthpiece named John McCain, adding Che Guevara's image makes for better useful idiot T-shirts than Sarah Palin's
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
USofA urges Israel to rethink, reverse plan to seizure of Palistinian land in West Bank, threatens strongly worded letter; Principal Caught, Sayof wanted for questioning
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(176)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
And the Astros scapegoat this season is Bo Porter
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(32)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Fun While It Lasted)
 
 
 
46 years ago this month, William Clay Ford pulled the plug on a Detroit sports team even more inept than the Lions. Ironically, their initial club roster was 100% imported and rebadged with Detroit label
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(16)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Petite 32-year-old mother-of-one hadn't touched a weight until two years ago, but now she can do 70 kg squats, lift a 35 kg log, and is set to compete in final for England's Strongwoman Championships (w/pics)
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(92)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada banning Citronella based insect repellants because it killed some lab rats when they drank it. DEET on the rocks still an acceptable, and might I add delicious, summer beverage. BOTTOMS UP... *twitch*
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(74)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Congratulations on the first MLB team to be mathematically eliminated from winning their division. The team from the great state of Texas... Hold on Astros, not so fast
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(57)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Obama takes a few hours away from his busy schedule golfing and destroying America to attend the wedding of his personal chef, which is expected to cost taxpayers billions
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(162)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The violence of summer continues unabated in Chiraq, with twenty wounded in shootings and two dead from gunshots. Clearly, the only solution is even tougher gun control laws--and bigger prison sentences
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BBC announces first female network controller. Take THAT, R.J. Fletcher
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(13)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cab company Uber must be stopped by any means necessary. It is the true embodiment of unrestrained hypercapitalism. And together, we can destroy it
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(168)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Grover Norquist's Twitter feed strongly suggests someone at Burning Man slipped him some of the good shiat:: "@Sen. Sanborn one comes to see that Burning Man is reality and everything else a mirage. I am staying"
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(63)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge warns attorney to never dress like a Harry Potter character again, says he is the only person allowed to wear an absurd robe and wig in his courtroom
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(28)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Interactive map lets you browse over 650 photos taken by ISS Astronauts FROM SPACE
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(10)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The ice bucket challenge is as stupid as the celebrities trying to get some press off of it. That said, Stephen Hawking rocks it...and doesn't even electrocute himself
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(93)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Denny's introduces their new $300 champagne breakfast. Waffle House immediately counters with scrambled eggs on a paper plate, with a bottle of Ripple
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(25)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Cornshucker coach calls marijuana use "out of control". OUT OF CONTROL
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(65)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The golf trolley that follows you - like R2-D2 but less of a douche
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(17)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite troll, movie critric Armond White, takes down 20 popular films in an essay about film culture broken by rampant liberalism
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(96)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers find exoplanet orbiting a nearby red dwarf, consider naming it Kryten
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(28)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Online careers you never knew even existed include ethical hackers, Pinterest consultants and troll hunters
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As if the USC Trojans don't get enough bad press already, RB Anthony Brown quits the team and calls coach Steve Sarkisian a racist
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(29)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Hurricane Cristobal likely to spew sunshine and rainbows over England, but destroy Scotland a little
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(16)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
To prove that misogyny doesn't exist in games, trolls drive Anita Sarkeesian, the creator of a video series examining misogynistic depictions of women in video games, out of her home with death threats
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(580)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I troll u lol
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(10)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
World Bank warns of imminent Malthusian catastrophe
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(108)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(NZ City)
 
 
 
Man, apparently into retro gaming, wields chainsaw during fight at service station
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(48)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This motorcycle helmet is the closest you'll get to real life Tron without being sucked into an '80s arcade machine
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(81)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Some people see Fidel Castro as their idol, this kid dresses like him. He got to meet the real thing
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Ukraine shows 10 Russian paratroopers they captures who "got lost on a training exercise". Yup, I'm sure that's exactly what happened
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(137)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
350 years ago today, the Guinea anchored in New Amsterdam harbor and took over from the Dutch, beginning a centuries-long transition for the NYC metro area from Orange to orange
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hey, I'd really like to hear Sarah Palin's views about the Washington Redskins name controversy," said no sane person, ever
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(352)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Doctors use computers to help with belly button makeovers, hope to help those who have been attacked by a navel destroyer
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(26)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How big a trollface will LOLCENAREMATCH wear tonight? Does Rusev like peas? Are you ready to boo the Bad Bella? Wait, which one is the Bad Bella? It's your WWE RAW thread, 8pm on USA, preshow 7:30 on WWE Network
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(1213)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Apollo astronauts describe what the moon smells like: "All I can say is that everyone's instant impression of the smell was that of spent gunpowder"
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(93)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Vanguard would like it very much if the whistleblower that busted them for tax evasion was jailed and they were compensated for their trouble somehow
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey Assad, I know we made you look like the next Hitler and all, but would you be up for teaming up with US and the UK to form a Voltron of Assholes to take on ISIS? Please?
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(158)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Complex)
 
 
 
Next up we have Puig Destroyer doing their solid gold hit "Mike Trout" (video)
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(5)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
2 races to go this season. Is Power going to continue his domination, or can Castroneves or even Pagenaud stand a chance today? It's the GoPro Grand Prix of Sonoma (4:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(129)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today in health news: electrocuting yourself in the brain may not be safe
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(65)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is one primetime show that promotes feminism and features strong, central female characters essential to the plot. And that show is Bob's Burgers, where two of the three lead females are voiced by men
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(59)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Fluoride, which is put into water supplies to fight tooth decay and control minds of citizens, found to be produced in stars before they go supernova
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(47)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
For the last time for ever and ever, astrology is NOT a science
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(189)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rachel Dratch to join Parks & Recreation for final season. *sad trombone*
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(37)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
After high school drops Redskins mascot, town renames a street "Redskin's Drive." With apostrophe, because that makes it "less controversial"
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(106)
 
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
Photoshop ESA astronaut Alexander Gerst inside this cargo vehicle docked at the ISS
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(27)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
A job interview that requires "a two-day, two-night marathon of late drinking and clubbing." Better list "strong liver" under "Skills" on your resume
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(23)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Report: Illinois Department of Transportation is a corrupt toilet bowl of political patronage hiring
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(25)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
L. Ron Hubbard's brain is being kept alive in a jar and is controlling Scientology, the Catholic church, and the Illuminati. And his right hand man Tom Cruise electrocuted Oprah
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(21)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Man trolls coworker by continually stealing his sandwich
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(226)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watch Alan Rickman destroy one of your childhood memories in this short film
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(77)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Your keyboard knows what you're feeling. Keystrokes tell it what's on your mind
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(18)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Newspapers are still going strong. That's the joke
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(70)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better . . . stronger . . . faster. He'll still probably get distracted by light bulbs, but hey"
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(35)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-trans trolling spree forces Wikipedia to ban U.S. House staffers for third time
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(276)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Guy with .30 BAC, let me introduce you to guy with suspended license making an illegal turn
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Developers allow New Yorkers to control two skyscrapers' skyline appearance with a mobile app. This should be good
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(36)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
If you've been painting Bulgarian monuments to Soviet troops to look like Superman and The Joker, please be advised that Russia is very concerned. You can stop laughing now, comrades
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(128)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Crowd-control policing is changing in Europe, but the US is stuck in riot mode
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(44)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
WWE criticized for letting American flag touch the ground at SummerSlam, which made Hacksaw Jim Duggan cry and break his 2x4, Sgt. Slaughter no longer want his country back, and John Cena hate the troops
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(52)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona Congresional candidate takes campaigning to maximum troll level by mailing condoms to pro-life voters
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(115)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The more wedding guests you have at your ceremony, the stronger your marriage will be
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(153)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Only the A.V. Club could take a retrospective article about Carmen Sandiego and turn it into a lamentation about the lack of good Doctor Who video games
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(40)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(CBS 3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Apparently, there's no need for the grand jury to meet as scheduled and weigh the evidence in the Ferguson shooting--the Governor has saved them the trouble, demands "vigorous prosecution" of officer
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(456)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
One quarter of all military households rely on free food from food banks and pantries, who evidently do their part to support the troops
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(225)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA needs your help to figure out what the hell their astronauts have been taking pictures of
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Uh folks, we can't land this plane because our traffic controllers have decided to take a nap"
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US troops now have personal air conditioning units, are still slightly less of a threat to the ozone layer than the average New Jersey woman's hairspray cloud
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(20)
 
(The Scoop)
 
 
 
How to troll every baseball fan with a single sentence
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(245)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
J.P. Morgan to invest $100 million in Detroit. Apparently their tax accountants told them they needed a quick way to write off $100 million
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(18)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"In any case, neither the employee nor the store owner called law enforcement-something that would surely happen if Brown committed a "strong-arm robbery."- Video that may show Michael Brown paid for the Cigarillos
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(349)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen trolls the ice bucket challenge in the only way Charlie knows how. #winning
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(32)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Finally, some good news out of Detroit: Bob Seger is releasing his first new album in eight years this October. LIKE A ROCK
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(88)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you've suspected that the most annoying humans on the planet are unintelligent, unanalytical, unreflective, uninquisitive, unimaginative, uncreative, unsophisticated extroverts, here's your scientific proof
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Our long international nightmare is over. It is the return of Premier League. A new season with (hopefully) less biting, one less genius, but one more man who drops his trousers to inspire his team. Oh and Rebecca Lowe
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(782)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Some Sports Media Guy)
 
 
 
New allegation that Red Sox great Pedro Martinez took steroids in his prime arises, thanks to (a) MLB investigation (b) miffed dealer (c) Boston sports radio host trolling for calls during boring August
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(60)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
As the corona shifts closer to the black hole, the gravity exerts a stronger tug on the X-rays emitted by it, as other high-energy light emanates from both the corona and the surrounding accretion disk of superheated material. Yeah it does, baby
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(13)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey insists he's telling the truth that his record label dropped him and that the label is full of shiat saying he still owes them one album. Nothing like manufactured controversy
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(36)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Electroshock therapy could be used for positive, pleasurable brain stimuli
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(38)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Not news: Skateboarders get harassed by the cops. News: Cop patrols ON a skateboard. Fark: Police chief prohibits him from making siren noises with his mouth, even though he's pretty good at it
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California police find an illegal marijuana crop growing in a public park, estimate the value at $5 million. Hopefully, that dangerous crop of drugs will be destroyed and the culprits will enjoy the rest of their lives in prison
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(58)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 10 companies that control the world's food
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(13)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two controversial calls happen on the same play, challenge ensues. Since it's the Red Sox, you can guess the outcome
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(26)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sex toys in her 5-year-old daughter's room ☑ Crushed electronic tablets ☑ Stepped on toy train sets ☑ Poured out cereal ☑ Broken "muffin maker," ☑ Cinnamon all over the kitchen counter ☑ Pulverized night-light ☑ Left out frozen steaks and fish ☑
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ford proudly introduces the Transit, their replacement for the Econoline van. Free candy sold separately
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(35)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Notre Dame destroys any chance it ever had of joining the SEC
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(43)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Grammer Nazi''s unite: So much apostrophe fail you''ll be inraged
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(27)
 
(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
First pictures of the newly designed Stormtroopers for Star Wars Episode VII emerge
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(125)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Need a step-by-step blueprint on how to sink a billion dollars into a disastrous website? The Government Accountability Office has you covered
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(76)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
US veterans on Ferguson Police Department's response:"We didn't wear that much gear when we went through the really bad areas of Afghanistan. That's not controlling the crowd, that's intimidating them"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tightrope walker
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(13)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Filmmaker documenting good things about Detroit has his car broken into and all of his film equipment stolen. Admittedly it would have been a short film anyway
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(42)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes there are "elite" public schools out there, and liberals are trying to destroy them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Due to the U.S. troop withdrawal in 2011 and the rapid advance by Islamic militants, Iraq has been declared a humanitarian crisis. You know who to thank
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(209)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Patent trolls get their hand slapped by Federal Judge...just as sort of a warm-up for the full-blown butt kicking the State of Vermont has planned
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is the latest state to sign a new gun control law. And before you say "well the GOP will repeal it", the likely GOP gubernatorial candidate endorsed the bill yesterday
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia's 262 piece Ukraine-bound trojan horse vanishes out of thin air, is now nowhere to be seen. Be alert, all five Ukrainian Farkers
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hospital staff pro tip: There are many ways to ease a woman's pain while she is giving birth. Injecting a strong neurotoxic disinfectant directly into her nervous system is not one of them
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Wed August 13, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Have trouble getting to some sites yesterday? That's because the Internet ran out of tubes
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
OK, who sent the white Orgasmatrons to the International Space Station to juice up the inhabitants?
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(32)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Obama considering sending US troops to help get the trapped Yazidis off the mountain. But don't worry, they won't be combat troops
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "Will trading robots destroy the economy?"
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(30)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy says that breaking up with Caroline Wozniacki improved his golf game. Apparently it's hard to keep a trophy wife if you aren't winning any trophies
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Zelda Williams leaves Instagram and Twitter because of the amount of troll attacks over her father's death
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fatal shooting of unarmed teen Michael Brown in St. Louis leads to a) community meetings with Metropolitan Police Department to solve crisis, b) spontaneous candlelight vigils for peace, love and understanding, c) 50 percent gun sale increase
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Here are the psychological tests NASA uses to weed out unsuitable astronauts
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Let's take a stroll through the "Hermit Kingdom" of North Korea with this film crew that the Supreme Leader has ever so graciously allowed for us to see everyday the life of its citizens
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
DNA-sequencing of routine blood tests could find cancer tumors so early they could be removed before they cause any trouble. But technically, still no cure for cancer
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(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Troy Smith, Heisman winner, starting quarterback for the Montreal Alouettes... Er. backup? third string? Hidden on the IR? Okey dokey then
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when Air Traffic Control tells you to fly at 2,000 feet towards a 4,000ft mountain?
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(72)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
US weapons destroy ISIS weapons, which were US weapons before they were Iraq's weapons after US weapons destroyed Iraq's weapons. Weapons
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want Chinese tourists to patronize your business, you better be prepared to offer them free gifts like underwear, ramen noodles, disposable slippers and 'fancy' condoms
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(Betabeat)
 
 
 
Headline that sounds like The Onion: "Civilians in Abandoned McDonald's Seize Control of Wandering Space Satellite"
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(16)
 
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Coleco intends to reintroduce those 1980s-era video games in the little tabletop arcade reproduction cabinets, starting with Donkey Kong. Aren't you glad you lived this long?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"I took a virginity pledge at ten. And it nearly destroyed my life"
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but perhaps you'll remain fully aware and cognizant as your aging body slowly and agonizingly destroys itself. Yay, science?
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal plays a benefit concert for the rebels who shot down MH17. Dumbass tag doesn't seem strong enough
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