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500 headlines found matching 'Tro'
Wed February 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson tries to silence guest cautioning the world of Trump's fascism
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Retro or sad? Urban Outfitters is selling a $45 AOL T-shirt
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can now troll President Donald Trump for just $25 (with possibly not safe for work tiny, tiny doll pee-pee)
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
On this day in 1974, the world lost hockey Hall of Famer Tim Horton, who was also the man who first introduced coffee to Canadians
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Legislators introduce bill to make Bible official state book. Yep, West Virginia
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Despite anecdotal evidence of Detroit recovering thanks to wave of hipsters moving downtown and starting innovative new businesses, the data still shows serious problems for Motor City, highlighted by increasing inequality
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The five episodes of Archer that serve as the perfect introduction to the show. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Lawmker introduces bill to "create greater diversity of thought" at Iowa's Universities.. by instituting a hiring freeze "until the number of registered Republicans and Democrats on the faculty fall within 10 percent of each other"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Was Triple H behind Kevin Owens' attack on Chris Jericho? How will Bayley celebrate winning her first Women's Title? What happens when Braun Strowman and Big Show collide? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Astronauts are strictly forbidden from getting drunk in space, but NASA admits that several have shown up for launch completely ripped, with booze hidden all through their spacesuits
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(Hold the Front Page)
 
 
 
"Social media is everything that is wrong with the world, and I wish we could turn it off. I think it is de-intellectualized us. I think it has robbed us of introspection, which is the most important thing a human being can have"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Even though you may have sold your "smart" car, you can still control it from your phone. Sleep tight
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump NSC appointee fired for complaining that Bannon has taken control of all national security policy
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Sun February 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Overdue book returned to Pennsylvania library after 75 years. Still no word on "Tropic of Cancer"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Introducing the new 2017 Ferrari 812 Superfast - 0 to 60 in 2.9 seconds, with a top speed of more than 210 mph. Perfect for those quick shopping trips
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It only took 45 minutes for the jury to convict State Trooper who kicked suspect in face and then falsely arrested him
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Concern troll is concerned
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trump's poll gets trolled
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Sat February 18, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Las Vegas introduces the nation's first Champagne vending machine. Perfect for making a toast after your 2 AM wedding
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Fri February 17, 2017
(La Migra, I swear)
 
 
 
Just in case your faith in humanity hasn't been completely destroyed, there are now people pretending to be ICE agents in order to extort money from immigrants
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The undocumented immigrants rounded up by ICE recently include very few blind-orphan single moms working three jobs while learning astrophysics, and rather a lot of rapists, drug dealers and drunk drivers
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you live in Germany and bought your daughter a "My Friend Cayla" doll you need to go into her room and destroy it immediately or face up to two years in jail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump administration denies that it considered calling up National Guard troops to aid in deportations, so obviously here is the 12 page memo written by DHS Secretary Kelly suggesting it (PDF)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For absolutely no reason in particular. Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) has introduced legislation that all future presidential candidates must undergo a physical and mental health examination by an independent doctor who will publicly release the results
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump administration denies the leak that they are mobilizing 100,000 National Guard troops to round up unauthorized immigrants so if you're an illegal immigrant or in the National Guard time to pack your go bag
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Big Trouble In Little China. Best movie ever?
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Gaze in wonder at Mike Trout's intense offseason training routine. It's an MVP-level workout plan
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Trojan found near Uranus
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tesla driver sacrifices his car to save a fellow driver having a stroke. Elon Musk pledges to cover the cost of repairs
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Citronella candles don't repel mosquitos. Here comes the science
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(wxxz25)
 
 
 
Scotland supermarket introduces relaxed check out line where people can take their time, talk and ask the cashier questions. Also known in the U.S. as the person you're always behind in the express lane
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this very strong man
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass three-hour-old baby supernova spotted by astronomers
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Zooniverse)
 
 
 
Astronomers promise that if you use their software to find Planet Nine or a brown dwarf closer than Proxima Centauri that they pay your bar tab for life. Okay just kidding, but they will really, really like you. No word if you get tenure
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says we should support Trump. Also, she's really into Islam. Lindsay Lohan, America's greatest troll
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Psychologists find that Internet trolls, PolTab commenters seem impervious to any efforts to change their behaviour
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
JK Rowling trolls Piers Morgan with his own words. Piers Morgan's own son trolls him by getting a Harry Potter tattoo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon considering ground troops for Syria within weeks as part of Trump's plan to accelerate fight against ISIS
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: Political Leader, Senator, Legal Scholar, greatest troll ever
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Consumers of a substance that has been linked to cancer, stroke, brain damage, and mental illness are becoming worried about banned pesticides that are used during the cultivation of that substance
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Tue February 14, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford to air traffic control: "Everything is perfectly alright now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Kremlin worries Trump is too "unpredictable" for them to control
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Introducing Apple's first TV show, "Planet of the Apps." It looks over-designed, pointless, and derivative, and we think you're going to love it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
David Petreaus may replace Michael Flynn as security advisor. Thank God they got someone who is controversy free
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Have you shopped at Ikea lately? You're probably in a relationship death-trap with your SO that is spiraling out of control
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently Australia has crazy right wing politicians just like America. This illiterate one thinks gays use Nazi mind control to get people to think that gay marriage is OK. Now, she's crawling back under her rock
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey look at this article from two weeks ago about how Steve Bannon has been trying to usurp Gen. Michael Flynn's national security portfolio and bring the NSC under political control. I wonder if that's related to anything else in the news
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Mon February 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After unspecified health troubles that forced multiple concert cancellations, Grammy winner Willie Nelson, 83, is on the road again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Extraordinary levels" of toxic waste are destroying life in the Mariana Trench, the most remote place on the planet. On the positive side, at least it's out of the way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How badly is Donald Trump screwing up? Let's put it this way: even IRAQ, which is currently depending on US troops and airstrikes to keep from becoming the new home of ISIS' caliphate, isn't sure they want to be friends anymore
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Good: surviving a violent carjacking. Better: being brave enough to testify in court. Best: forgiving your attackers. Detroit: who are somehow set free and no one knows why
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A new treatment is available for patients with Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and it only costs $1000 a year -- unless you live in America, where it costs $89,000 a year
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway is playing a dangerous game: one where she might reach historic heights if she wins, but where if she loses, someone might destroy her phylactery and release her soul
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After a rocky first month as President, Donald Trump has done some serious soul-searching and deep introspection...and concluded HE'S awesome, it's just that his staff sucks and he needs a new one
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
"Since January 20, we've assumed that the Kremlin has ears inside the SITROOM"
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"In case it wasn't clear, blue-state legislatures are not only in full frontal rebellion against President Donald Trump, they're trolling him"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump issued the following critique after meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe: 'His hands were slightly larger and stronger than my tremendous bigly bear paws, and I consider this a direct threat to our national security'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
While we've been arguing about Betsy DeVos and Nordstroms, Russia has sold off almost 20% of it's State owned oil company in a convoluted deal involving Singapore, Qatar, and a Cayman Islands company with unknown owners. Tired of winning yet?
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Quicker to get into trouble than the baby in Who's Your Daddy, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? As a side-note what game genres do you tend to play? Maybe you can recommend games for others (or vice versa)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A Danish astronaut has captured the best-ever images of rare blue flashes
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Conservative party leadership candidate seeks to disqualify opponent who he believes wants to destroy the entire party
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While reading a letter for Coretta Scott King can apparently get you in trouble in the US Senate, they're just straight up brawling in South Africa's parliament
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Science has learned that anybody can become an online troll. Well, anyone except you. You're just a mouth breather who drinks crappy over hopped beer and probably liked dumb shows like Firefly before they got canceled
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawmakers getting into the whole 'Throwback Thursday' thing by introducing legislation to bring back firing squads
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nordstrom stock jumps after Trump tantrum
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Spicer announces Nordstrom's decision to drop Ivanka Trump's fashion line is a direct attack on the President. Coming up next: USA declares war on Nordstrom
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Trump was confused about the dollar: Was it a strong one that's good for the economy? Or a weak one? So he made a call his national security adviser who didn't know, said that it wasn't his area of expertise, and to ask an economist"
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Mr. Speaker, this is your whole job now: "Speaker Paul Ryan found himself in a familiar spot Tuesday: responding to controversial statements from President Trump"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a Senator that has the gall to uphold the Constitution. "Who is that state senator? I want to hear his name. We'll destroy his career," Trump said, prompting laughter
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The Democrats have a candidate who would totally destroy Trump in the 2020 elections. Being Democrats, they'll probably run anyone but him
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Someone is paying random internet users to lobby for Betsy DeVos's confirmation. It's almost as if someone has some financial interest in destroying our public education system, or something
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This headline needs no introduction
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(Guardian)
 
Weeners
 
New, less invasive and reversible form of male birth control available. All that it requires is this GIANT NEEDLE IN YOUR SCROTUM
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Having trouble finding a date? It may not be you, but just the city you live in
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Patent troll sues Netflix, claiming he invented the download that can be used after it's downloaded. Presumably the case will be tried in Texas and the patent troll will win because stigginitt
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to defund "out of control" California
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Sun February 05, 2017
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The degenerate gamblers are expecting the Pugs to take it all, but the Dachshunds are looking unusually strong as Team Ruff faces off against Team Fluff in the only game that matters today, Puppy Bowl XIII, 3 PM ET on Animal Planet
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(Time)
 
 
 
Before we have our 12th controversial moment at this year's Super Bowl halftime show with Lady Gaga, here are 11 of the most controversial moments at halftime shows before today
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For those keeping score at home, Donald Trump did 7 controversial things in his second week as president
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The largest jigsaw puzzle in the world comes in a 42 pound box with its own trolley. Completed, the 32,000 pieces measure 17 x 6 feet. Bonus: it's a collection of Keith Haring images
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: There is now a "The Donald" sandwich, which consists of two slices of moist, wonderful, white bread, a yuge slab of bologna, and a slice of American cheese. Fark: Its creator is a Republican immigrant that has strongly opposed Donnie JT
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Up to two dozen bald eagles have found a great place to bed down for the winter, complete with juicy rainbow trout to enjoy
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Shea Weber disconnect Ovie's controller? Will the Quick deny the All-Star MVP? Will Matthews skate circles around Chara? The NHL action starts with Caps/Habs & Kings/Flyers and finishes with Coyotes/Sharks. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Der Spiegel cover sparks controversy. Fark: Cover art is by a refugee from Cuba
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(The Province)
 
 
 
"For those who have met one in person, there is one word that is universally used to describe Canadian astronauts: 'Nice.' That is not an accident. The days of macho fighter jocks gunning it to the moon are long over"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
ISS astronauts throw football 285,000 miles. Suck it, Brady
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Fire destroys local piano shop. No matter how you spinet, it's not grand. It's an upright disaster
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(Some Other Burger Clown)
 
 
 
Jack In The Box introduces Triple Bacon Buttery Jack, made with bacon, bacon mayo, bacon butter & dammit why won't you die already?
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
IMDB comment trolls about to be unleashed like everything in the containment grid in Ghostbusters
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(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
Let's analyze a Super Bowl ad in detail and find how many tropes and stereotypes are in it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nordstrom: We didn't drop Ivanka Trump's fashion line because of political pressure, we dropped it because no one was buying that crap
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
USS Cole is patrolling off the coast of Yemen. Let's hope this isn't a repeat from 2000
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So those videos Centcom showed off yesterday of all the "valuable intelligence" they supposedly captured in that disastrous raid in Yemen that got a Navy SEAL killed? Yeah, they just copped to the fact those are really videos that have been online since 2007
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Day 13: President Trump has Congress shiatting bricks and doing damage control
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(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
Good news: Controversial protest at UC Berkeley succeeds. Bad news: At driving pre-sales of Milo Yiannopoulos's new book through the roof
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is never getting his wall. Never. Not for any altruistic or decently human reasons, mind you, but because business owners and the Republicans they control are addicted to cheap labor
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson conducts a sympathetic interview with white supremacist Milo Yiannopoulos, no doubt sizing up the Breitbart editor as a potential new host
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dozens of Britons notice the introduction of vegetable rationing. Haggis still an acceptable entree
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Supervillain Steve Bannon's fave book is called The Fourth Turning whose thesis is that the history of a people moves in cycles called saecula. At a cycle's end, there would be a cataclysmic event that destroys the old order & brings in a new one
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nordstrom to Ivanka Trump's fashion line: You're fired
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Archie has trouble saving Betty from drowning, hopefully, tonight on "Riverdale" CW 9pm EST
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists doubt the benefits of the alkaline diet of Tom Brady. For one thing, Brady plays football and everyone knows that Al Kaline was with the Detroit Tigers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll destroy the separation between church and state. Plans on wiping his arse with the rest of the constitution later this week
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(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Astronomers release two-billion pixel image of Cat's Paw and Lobster Nebula. My god, it's REALLY full of stars
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's official: Matt Drudge has aligned himself with Jar Jar Binks in an effort to destroy civilization
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider destroying weasel carcass goes on display in the Netherlands' Dead Animal Tales exhibit at the Natural History Museum. No word yet when the Fark server destroying squirrel will be added
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
North Korea: U.S. to suffer "catastrophic outcome" in March
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Attention nerds: Farker Phil Plait is moving his Bad Astronomy blog from Slate to SyFy Wire. Adjust your bookmarks accordingly
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
While speaking to the Mexican President, Trump proposes sending U.S. troops to Mexico to take care of "Bad Hombres"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gap introduces an app that replicates the dressing room experience of trying on clothes. Does this iPhone make my butt look big?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump owned golf course shanks it into the rough, gets hit with a $6M stroke penalty by a federal judge
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart's resident troll Milo announces his "Yiannopoulos Privilege Grant" offering college tuition grants to provide college funding assistance to white males
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Today is the 14th anniversary of the day when the Space Shuttle Columbia, travelling at nearly 18 times the speed of light, broke up on re-entry, killing 7 astronauts
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson shot down by John Vargas, who reminded it "You don't actually operate in facts; you're a pundit, I'm a journalist"
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Heavens to Murgatroyd, the comics are turning Snagglepuss into a southern, gay gothic playwright
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Trump introduces new H1B bill increasing min salary to $130K effectively pricing out Mutu, Suresh and Ram and replacing them with real American .NET, PHP, Java talents Bubba Smith, Bobby Ray and Jethro
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Even after death, Prince brings 'Pussy Control' to the internet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
UN Security Council to hold emergency meeting over Iran missile test and send another 'strongly worded letter'
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU didn't ask for the divorce from the UK; it really wants to work things out and believes it can keep the union strong and even give some concessions. But if not, as the aggrieved party, the EU will ask for a £500 billion divorce settlement
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals punished by MLB for employing best computer hackers in baseball, ordered to send two amateur draft picks and $2 million to Astros
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As journalists, it is critical we check all our facts and avoid chasing blind controversy when reporting on Trump. You know, the exact opposite of how we covered Hillary
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are going in Detroit these days
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
UN says refugee ban is mean-spirited and illegal under human rights law, will send strongly worded letter Trump won't read
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Given the daily liberal head explosions...one might think Trump demolished the Statue of Liberty, or worse, reintroduced school prayer, when all he did is take executive action on January 27 to protect Americans
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster Bob Miller, the play-by-play voice of the LA Kings and the Mighty Ducks films, suffered a stroke before the All-Star Game events in Los Angeles
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kal Penn took a racist troll's Twitter post and turned it into a fundraiser for Syrian refugees ... and raised over $200,000 in less than 24 hours
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Spanish police officers are refusing to patrol the island of Ibiza, claiming they are not paid enough to deal with the hordes of rowdy, sex-mad British tourists"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On this date in 1986, seven astronauts left and "as they prepared for the journey and waved goodbye and 'slipped the surly bonds of earth' to 'touch the face of God.'
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Middletown man's electronic heart monitor leads to his arrest
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Post-Brexit UK economic growth has been among the strongest in the developed world, largely because UK consumers started buying things like mad to prepare for the worst
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DC's metro system announces ridership numbers for today, when the annual "March for Life" is going on downtown, were 40k higher than during the inauguration last Friday.. Trump to tweet his support for mandatory abortions for all women later today
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Hey, why does my wine taste like cilantro, and, in a completely unrelated question, have you noticed all the stink bugs on those grape vines?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not only is your wood stove killing everyone else, no one knows how much smog-causing particulate it's belching out: "As with diesel engines, the level of pollution measured in a controlled test does not reflect what spews out of them in practice"
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Thu January 26, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today in concern trolling, Nancy Pelosi's thoughts and prayers are with President Trump
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Future astronauts are going to look absolutely fabulous
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
Tonight on Riverdale, Veronica Lodge arrives in town while Cheryl Blossom stirs up trouble. But what about Hot Dog? (CW 9ET)
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Coach MaBone in trouble after incident with students. With a name like that it's gotta be a sex thing, right?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump: "The Border Patrol endorses me." US Border Patrol Chief: "Hasta la vista"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When considering that 8 people control most the worlds wealth, we should not lose sight of all this cake we can eat
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Five states introduced "right to repair" laws aimed at allowing people the right to fix their own stuff. Congress to react with "freedom to prohibit self repairs" law
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson attacks Buzzfeed Editor-in-Chief for publishing the Trump Piss Dossier
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany approves controversial 'Foreigner' toll on Autobahn, despite objections from neighboring countries who call it a Cheap Trick
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
President Trump is about to destroy the P.C. thought police who say interest in valid elections is racist and that claims of fraud are nuts
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finally the Dems tell their chief of trolls that maybe all his work against nearly half of the potential Democratic voters was a real turn off, didn't really help in the end, and he should just STFU and GTFA
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Wed January 25, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Carl Edwards may have retired to run for Senate in 2018. Doesn't he know that his history of repeatedly turning left will almost surely destroy any chances he has of winning?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If there's a term for 'fear of scarecrows', this guy in Glasgow definitely has it. Except more 'lacks empathy for and goes into a dissassociative state and commits atrocities against scarecrows' more than a true phobia, really
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two lawmakers introduce a bill that would prevent a president from being able to order a nuclear "first strike"-an idea that's been around for a long while, but suddenly gained urgency in the last couple weeks for some reason
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(Evo (UK))
 
 
 
The only trouble with the brand new Euro-spec Ford Mustang is its complete inability to generate repeat customers for Ford. Because they're all dead
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Outlook is borked because an email with a yuuuge distro has everyone doing a reply-all, saying to remove them or that they received it in error. OooOOooh Apparently, one of them saved a ton of money on their insurance
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Pub owner named Pat Mustard, caught masturbating at barmaid, claims patron beat him up with baseball bat. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Father Ted
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Mysterious booms heard in San Diego; Natrone Means unavailable for comment
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
I knew Detroit was attracting some hipsters, but there must be more than I thought if they're planning an indoor velodrome
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you left your pet Tarantula at a hotel in Puyallup on Jan. 17 Metro Animal Services would like to have a word with you
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Well, here's a review of the most controversial film of 2017, "A Dog's Purpose"
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Notwithstanding that atrocious De Niro movie about interns, middle-aged mums are re-entering the workforce as part-time "returners" with aim of once again being full-time employees
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Eastern Washington Republican disregards WSDOT study, introduces bill to let you drive 75 (guitar lick)
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
New Game: Who Said It: "If they can afford all those piercings, tattoos, body paintings, signs, and plane tickets, then why do they want us to pay for their birth control?"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Frenchmen throw down their weapons and surrender at the first sign of trouble. Sorry, did I say Frenchmen? I meant Democrat Senators
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Explosives porn, controlled detonation, 19 buildings, multiple camera angles
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Call The Midwife fans compare the introduction of a new character to the election of Donald Trump, and not just because the show frequently features babies with tiny hands (Spoilers ahead for you PBS watching Yanks)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Want to see the origin of EVERY atom in your body and in the universe? Well an astronomer has devised an interesting periodic table so you can
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Just months after getting in trouble for using state computers for an adult dalliance with a woman that wasn't his wife, Nebraska senator re-tweets that women at DC march are too ugly to rape
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's what 48 hours as a Mars astronaut is like. It sucks
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese state media has some rather strong opinions about Western democracy, mostly that it's completely flawed because we have Trump
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Bill Maher misses his first stand-up show in ten years due to "mechanical troubles" with his plane. Bill, if you said you'd spent all day toking up after the Womens' March, we'd have forgiven you
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
An astrophysicist believes that our Milky Way galaxy is on a collision course with the Andromeda galaxy so EVERYBODY PANIC
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
After mosque is destroyed by arsonist, neighboring LDS church invites them to use their church. "It's just neighbors helping neighbors. Jesus said, 'Love your neighbor.' They're right next door. How can it be more obvious than that?"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers is heavily fortifying Siam to get those extra units, but will he be able to control and hold Asia today?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy starts a Change.org petition saying Cracker Barrel's name is racist and should be changed to "Caucasian Barrel," thinking no one could possibly take it seriously. If you can guess what happened next, your Fark Fu is strong
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If any of you were planning to use Gwyneth Paltrow's jade vagina eggs, don't. Also, what the hell were you thinking?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Score -- Dallas Stars Jumbotron operator: 1, Sean Spicer: 0
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
South Korea uses map of 2018 Olympics venues as yet another baited hook in ongoing troll war with Japan. "The trolling worked"
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
The post-inauguration SNL will have Aziz Ansari hosting, Big Sean musicing, and Tiny Hands Baldwin trolling @POTUS into a tweetrage at 11:30 ET on NBC
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
It's too early in Trump's administration to talk about gun control
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Fri January 20, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple sues patent troll for...pinky at the corner of your lip...$1 billion dollars. Fark: it's Qualcomm
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Good news everybody: The cocktails in Detroit no longer taste like asphalt and factory soot
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Lobster blood could help treat warts, control shingles outbreaks, summon Cthulhu
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Dakota legislature considering military control of the judiciary
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(Newser)
 
 
 
For people who have the self-control of a toddler and need to crack open a beer NOW, a legislator for our times
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly says "powerful forces in the media" are conspiring to destroy Trump
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Those denial of service attacks that blew up the internet months ago were caused by a underworld fight over who controlled the profits from running Minecraft servers
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Thu January 19, 2017
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Latest proposals for public art include a recreation of a protective deity destroyed by Islamic State, a sculpture of a scoop of ice cream topped with a drone and just a whole bunch of things described by words that just don't belong together (pics)
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
You remember how Jerry Brown was going to save California from financial ruin by taxing the shiat out of people who just needed it? Of course you do. Trouble is he forgot to carry the one or something
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Anything can be beautiful if seen at a sufficient distance, and for Detroit that distance turns out to be low Earth orbit
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(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
Think you've got a job that requires you to wear the brown trousers? Try being a Student Driving Instructor... in the winter... in Idaho
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The best defense against GTA trolls is insurance fraud
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Democrats, please control yourselves: Trump derangement syndrome will not help win policy fights. It will get you more Trump though
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson is losing it against the waxing tide of rebellion, now resorts to statements like "Your point is stupid" to try and win arguments
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trove of bizarre maps illustrates British history in a way your teachers skipped: "I suspect that this sort of toilet humour was probably a little bit more acceptable then than, perhaps, it is now" (pics)
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Wed January 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker and potential professional Lord Voldemort Impersonator Tony Tinderholt introduces legislation that would make performing OR getting an abortion in TX, a felony-so bonus, women who have abortions would also lose their right to vote
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Astronomers saw a turtle (warning: autoplay video)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In an effort to produce the world's greatest Voltron of suck, Verizon floats the idea of merging with Comcast or Charter Cable
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling stone eggs that can heal but you'll never guess where you store them (Hint: only for the ladies)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces Big Mac, Mac Jr., Grand Mac, iMac, Freddie Mac, and Mac Tools. Still no sign of Cheese and Mac
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Republican introduces bill that would allow women who received an abortion to sue the doctor who performed the operation if the woman feels emotional distress afterward
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Good: 2018 Ford Mustang will have a slightly more retro look. Bad: including a 4-cylinder engine
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson does not grasp the subtleties of humanity, demands to know "Why do you always bring it back to race?" Jehmu Greene seemed stunned
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell will not make trip to Gillette Stadium for AFC title game. Plans on watching the Super Bowl from a Motel 6 near NRG Stadium and will go and present the Lombardi trophy only if the Patriots do not win
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Nebraska has experienced the joys and pain of college football recruiting in the last two weeks. The Huskers are looking to finish strong on National Signing Day. You know, the opposite of how they played on the field
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A discussion of why Detroit's auto show needs to be in January, when Detroit is a frozen post-apocalyptic wasteland, instead of May, when there are flowers sprouting in the less-polluted vacant lots
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Thief stuffs python into his pants and slithers away in daring pet store robbery--LOOK THE HEADLINE ALREADY MADE THE TROUSER SNAKE JOKE, OKAY?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's trolling, and then there's painting your train in the national colors and writing "Kosovo is Serbia" in giant letters before sending it to the border (with trolling pics)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to lead the HHS department invested in a drug company, then introduced a bill a week later to help that same company
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Game-losing head coach defends controversial play call
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I cannot believe that worked": A jackknifed semi truck that was blocking Interstate 80 performs a controlled slide for over a mile to reach an exit and re-open the road
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Tara Strong follows Mark Hamill into voicing political tweets mocking Kelly Anne Conway as Harley Quinn
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Astronaut realizes too late that there's not a Snapchat filter to cover up mystery lights outside the International Space Station
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Green Day gives Trump a good musical arse-kicking. Trump tweets, Green Day are the worst retro-punk act ever. They were never good. The Ramones were much better. Billie Joe is annoying
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters drunk on causing Hillary to lose are now looking for more ways to be troublesome little brats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company makes Shinola out of..Detroit
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Sun January 15, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Canada having trouble assembling team for World Baseball Classic this March. Freddie Freeman and Russell Martin are set at 1B and SS, but pitching staff will include Ryan Dempster and Eric Gagne, and washed-up Justin Morneau will DH
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Polish govt welcome U.S. troops. It marks a new historic moment - the first time Western forces are being deployed on a continuous basis to NATO's eastern flank. The move has infuriated Moscow. How will Donnie react?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to visit African American History Museum on MLK day in response to being called illegitimate. Is there a word for pandering and trolling at the same time?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Flight Global)
 
 
 
Pentagon chief weapons tester finally admits that the Mk. 1 eyeball on 1980s A10 is more accurate than the $5 million electro optical targeting systems on the F-35
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
El Salvador reports no murders for 24 hours, suck it Detroit
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Fri January 13, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Brewers pitcher Matt Garza mansplains why abstinence is the best form of birth control
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Daily News tries to get back in the trolling game, white-knights for Starbucks food. "The chain is like Willy Wonka's factory for those seeking a superior snack experience"
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
So why does thunderstorm rain have more nitrogen than regular rain?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Troll level: 300,000 Lincolns
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The incoming Congress is so laser focused on simplifying the tax code that it's introducing a tax deduction for golf clubs
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Happy 14th Birthday, Trogdor! It's Trogday, folks! (Yes, 14 years. We're old)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
NASA went looking for a drab, barren, isolated wasteland devoid of life to help prepare astronauts for a mission to Mars. They discovered Utah
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists create mind-controlled hunting zombie mice, because... hey, mind-controlled hunting zombie mice
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(Elle (UK))
 
 
 
Weetabix suggests people eat their whole-wheat cereal topped with ham and eggs and people are throwing up at the thought of it: 'No human being has ever eaten this monstrosity"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Unless you're Troy McClure, there is no reason to install a 10,000 gallon aquarium in your living room
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Perhaps it's time to talk about the immense power Google has to destroy whomever they wish
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Hugo Award nominated author takes on the seamy side of Moscow nightlife in 'Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On'
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(NFL)
 
 
 
If you're a true sports historian (MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL) then you will have no trouble naming the 5 greatest team dynasties ever
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions to prove how not racist he is by having a white woman introduce him for Attorney General consideration. See? The female race loves him
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Seven. Seven of nation's most dangerous metropolitan areas to walk in. AH AH AH
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Alburquerque to Kansas City, via stops in Detroit and Los Angeles. It's not just a typical Delta Airlines route
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
German Justice Minister calls for ankle monitors for anyone who might be a potential threat as a "preventative offensive" against Islamic terrorism, possibly in a monotone voice while stroking a cat in his lap
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Walton went full Bill Walton on ESPN: "Marijuana should not be a Schedule I drug. And all of the people who have been in trouble for it for all these years, Obama should just blanket amnesty and move onto the future"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump unites with RAND PAUL to fight Obamacare repeal. Toss in Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham and it's like Derptron
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out what food to plant on Mars once the astronauts all get sick of only eating potatoes grown in their own feces
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Body found in Detroit body shop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senators have introduced a bill that would halve embassy security worldwide until the US Embassy is moved to Jerusalem. That's like 1,000 Benghazis
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Drunk patron pulls a toy gun on restaurant employee. Employee pulls a "Crocodile Dundee"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suns trolled Cavalier fans attending Sunday's Cavs @ Suns game with "Bandwagon Cam"; fans wearing Cavs gear were shown with captions such as "lifelong Cavs fan since 2014", "never been to Cleveland", "do you even know where Cleveland is?"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Apple is the new Nintendo: Both sit on mounds of cash from previous successes, but somehow lost control of the industry they once led by the nose
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists say a new blood test can predict how long a person will live. Especially when they write on the medical form that they live in Detroit, Chicago or New Orleans
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Consumer Electronics Show features cars that will have the ability to talk back to drivers. Chryslers programmed to say "You're going to have to walk the rest of the way"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trolls to boom under Trump. Wait. Tolls. Tolls to boom under Trump. Well, either or
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy destroyer fires warning shots at Iranian Revolutionary Guard boats because apparently they need reminding what a destroyer does
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cause of troubles in Northern Ireland: 1968-1998, Religion. 2017, Renewable energy subsidy scheme
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Slacktivists devised a plan to destroy Breitbart and it's already working
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How one man single-handedly destroyed a 123-year-old company from his Florida mansion
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Sun January 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale shooter to FBI: I'm being mind controlled by the CIA to force me to watch ISIS videos and I'm thinking of committing terrorist acts. FBI: Nope, no problem here. Oh btw, here's your gun back
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
If you think Emerald City is dark, you should have seen the 1985 movie Return To Oz where Dorothy faces electroshock therapy in a Victorian asylum
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who stole a remote control for a TV sentenced to 22 years in prison because Illinois
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's victory might spell disaster for birth control companies
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Sat January 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 2016-17 NFL playoffs begin today with the #5 Oakland Raiders at the #4 Houston Texans starting at 4:30pm ET on ABC/ESPN then we get the #5 Detroit Lions at the #3 Seattle Seahawks starting at 8:15pm on NBC
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Fri January 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns WR in trouble with the law. Difficulty: Not Josh Gordon
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Thu January 05, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
The right has learned to love the fine art of trolling ...after learning it from the left. Thanks, Obama
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
2016 very nearly did get The Queen. She was almost shot by one of her own guards on a 3AM stroll in the garden
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler introduces cars with Android infotainment system, which should come in handy when killing time waiting for the tow truck to arrive
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil gives Rex Tillerson 182 million reasons to sever ties if he winds up serving disastrously in Trump's administration
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Resident Evil is finally putting you in the shoes of its player-character. Experts forecast brown trousers and nervous breakdowns across the gaming world
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(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Astronomers say they know where those enigmatic deep-space radio bursts are coming from. Did you guess black hole? Because it's a black hole. It's ALWAYS a black hole
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
So how much force would you need to move an Imperial Star Destroyer anyway? Here comes the Newtons, and there are billions of them
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Good news for Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence as their disastrous failure Passengers will get a release in China, ensuring it might make some money after all
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The introduction of Florida's new medical marijuana law goes to Florida in a hurry, or at least in a euphoric confused saunter
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Tue January 03, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chillies destroy cancer cells, your ass
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wild raucous crowd at the 2017 World Darts Championship doesn't disappoint as a fan rushes the stage and steals the trophy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Four children killed in pesticide horror" Well that's a little strong. I mean, I get that kids may not be your thing, but they're hardly pests
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Retired Japanese baseball slugger admits he played on greenies, introduced to him by a foreign player whose name he will not reveal
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Bieber canyon Fjaðrárgljúfur, separating Heiði from Holt, is for sale, and no, Subby is not having a stroke
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Goldberg have a jackhammer for someone? Will Sami Zayn survive Braun Strowman in a Last Man Standing match? Will Stephanie McMahon mock Ronda Rousey? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA/pre-show 7:50 PM
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The many varied flavors of Soylent, hurt Butt butthurt, and a remote-controlled underwear vehicle. Unless you're still as hung over as Don Lemon, you'll get a laugh out of the Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-12-25 to Sat 2016-12-31
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
In praise of the Omega Speedmaster, the "holy grail" of watches that was developed in top secret labs for astronauts to wear in outer space. But your Casio is nice too
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hey, it's New Year's Day & that means pond hockey on a grand scale somewhere. Today that's in Toronto as the Maple Leafs celebrate their 100th year by hosting the Detroit Red Wings. The game's at 3pm ET so there's lots of time to deal with that hangover
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Will the LHC provide proof of higher dimensions in the universe in 2017? Or will it destroy them?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will end up winning the AFC West, the Raiders or the Chiefs? In the NFC will it be the Green Bay Packers, Detroit Lions or both? It's the final week of the regular season with a lot on the line for a few teams. Games start at 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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Sat December 31, 2016
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Stronger beers will get you drunk faster
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news to help bring in the new year: There's now 'overwhelming evidence' that Planet X is going to destroy Earth in 2017
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ryan Gosling to star in Neil Armstrong biopic. Women all over the world await the first moon shot
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
A last minute entry for Trolling of the Year - Interstate sports category as custom made WSU socks proudly declare "Go Dawgs"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
World's smallest snowman carved using a scanning electron microscope, just under 3 micrometers in height. Still way too big to play the Tiniest Violin™
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Conservative columnist who often wrote scathing criticisms about gun control and mandatory firearm safety courses lets teenager handle one of his guns. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably can guess what happens next
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Might as well face it, you're addicted to garbage bowl games. Troy v Ohio, La Tech v Navy, Central Colorado v Northern Idaho... ESPN knows that you watch 'em all
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HuffPo headline: "Simone Biles Shuts Down Body-Shamers In One Perfect Tweet". Subby looked at the tweets in question and determined the "trolls" are thirty-somethings with a muscular women fetish, and were hitting on her. Going at it all wrong, dudes
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Former NBA coach George Karl says the league has a problem with PEDs. As of yesterday, guns, assaults and marijuana still totally under control
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
10 non-pervy uses for petroleum jelly
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Soylent introduces new flavors, which vary from person to person
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Troll forgets to sign out of main account before posting on their alt
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"The first black box was found by a remote-controlled underwear vehicle at a depth of 17 metres, one mile from the resort of Sochi." Underwear vehicle? Did it detect skid marks?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three post-Christmas mall food court brawls in three different states. Who knew patronizing Hot Dog on a Stick could be so perilous?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Mininum wage increases, gender neutral restrooms, gun laws, cats and dogs living together: this is your 2017 Calpocalypse new law thread
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Braun Strowman destroy New Year's next? How will Chris Jericho try to fight his fear of heights? Will Neville destroy some more cruiserweights? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA/pre-show 7:50 PM
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A look back at 2016: The year that trolled America
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin's elite team of Chechen hit men who learned their skills in the North Caucasus wars are heading to Syria to destroy ISIS
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Sun December 25, 2016
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1941, Bing Crosby introduces the world to a brand new Irving Berlin song, prompting future sales of a mere 100 million copies
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Man who wants trophy blames millennials if he doesn't get it
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 100 funniest Santa's lap photos ever. Or as Santa likes to say, these are kids who are clearly "Claus-trophobic"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
1987 Donald Trump was terrified by the thought that someone with an impulsive "hair-trigger" personalty could have control of a nuclear arsenal. So terrified, in fact, that he was supposedly talking directly to Reagan about it
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Air traffic controller removed after making a penis of an airliner's flight path via dangerous instructions
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A Swedish doctor nicknamed 'Dr Anal' because of his controversial massage techniques to cure ailments such as headaches could soon be allowed to work again"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Detroit names street after Stevie Wonder, or at least that's what they told him
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Representative Don Hahnfeldt (R-The Village) introduces bill to reintroduce law for motorcyclists to wear helmets. At this rate, they'll make it illegal to apply makeup, text while driving
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Putin claims Russian military is "stronger now than any potential aggressor" because everyone wants to attack Russia. Everyone
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit getting first ever combined IHOP/Applebees restaurant, because who doesn't want all their diarrhea needs served in one place?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The 2017 edition of the D.C. Metro's special Inaugural Fare Cards, issued every four years, will this year be missing one key visual component
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Wed December 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stumped about what to get for that special Libertarian friend? Well, wonder no more. Introducing The Libertarian Holiday Gift Guide
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Two of the remaining 3 FCC commissioners sent a letter to the telecoms, promising to destroy Net Neutrality as soon as Trump is sworn in, so Comcast/Time-Warner can start charging you for using Netflix or YouTube
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Putin: "Trudeau, it would be wise not to put your troops into Eastern Europe at this time. Also, how's your US relations?" Why, is there something you're planning, Mr. Putin?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Detroit's Nick Jensen has an impressive NHL debut, by knocking out both starting goalies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My fiancé and I are paying for our wedding in its entirety; I thought this would give us full control. My bridesmaids were outraged I want them to wear jackets over sleeveless dresses and calling me Bridezilla. Should I just elope?"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dick Van Dyke and his atrocious Cockney accent to appear in Mary Poppins 2: Poppin Fresh
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(TSN)
 
 
 
With a three point night Jaromir Jagr ties Mark Messier for #2 on the NHL's all time scoring list. Jagr's scoring with 20 year old models still going strong
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trollbama strikes again, invoking 1953 law to indefinitely block drilling in Arctic and Atlantic oceans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: GM's Hamtramck factory in Detroit, thanks to recent upgrades cranked out 874,000 vehicle this year. Bad news: GM ain't selling cars anywhere NEAR that fast, so workers at the factory are gettting a 3 week, unpaid, vacation
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The sentient hairpiece controlling Grandpa Munster lookalike Ted Cruz predicts Democrats will become obstructionists on a level heretofore unseen in America. Assuming you forget the last eight years of Republicans dealing with Obama
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Ice golfer takes immediate one stroke penalty
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach site of new Astros/Nationals spring training ballpark is swarmed by scavenger birds who enjoy the nearby landfill and will likely enjoy fans' leftover French fries and hot dogs
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns get a title shot against Kevin Owens for Christmas? Who will be the next challenger for Charlotte's title? Will Sami Zayn push his luck against Braun Strowman? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA/pre-show 7:30 PM
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helmet camera captures Florida man driving in ditches, medians, and knocking over streetlights. Police unsure if stroke victim or average Florida driver (Not safe for work links in sidebar)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
An apple a day keeps the Dear Prudence trolls away
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fight breaks out in Trump tower between rival factions battling over who will get to control the strings of President "I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The season of peace is upon us, but the most contentious of matches that has destroyed more communities than talks politics and religion combined. It's the Merseyside Derby at Goodison Park. Come wish happy holidays to Everton & Liverpool @ 3 pm
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Mr. Robot team is developing a Metropolis miniseries for USA. No, not another boring take on Superman but the old silent movie about robots
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Now that the troubles of Africa are all sorted out, surely we have £5.2 million in aid for the "Ethiopian Spice Girls"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who asked for this monstrosity?
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Astronauts told to leave their weed on Earth because high-speed solar protons will harsh their space buzz: "You laugh now, but on a long trip to Mars, recreational and medical marijuana use will likely become a highly controversial issue"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The Floppotron would like to play you the Christmas song of its people, which is apparently Wham's 'Last Christmas'. "The Floppotron is composed of 64 floppy disk drives, eight hard disks and two scanners, most of which appear to date from the 1980s"
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(Popular Military)
 
 
 
Hello Santa. I realize that it is late in the year to be asking but all I really want for Christmas is a remote control A-10 that shoots a stream of nerf balls (even making a quiet BRRRRRRRT). I promise not to shoot my eye out
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Starbucks unveils Fruitcake Frappuccino, mercifully only sells it for 4 days. Stay tuned for next year, when Starbucks will inevitably introduce its Figgy Pudding Chai Latte
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Computer security experts can't believe hackers haven't taken control of an F1 car during a race yet: "It is relatively easy to attack sensors on the cars. I technically and mechanically understand how to do it and I'm surprised that nobody else has"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"A controversial approach to gravity that challenges Albert Einstein's relativity theory and that suggests dark matter doesn't exist has passed its first experimental test"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wikileaks offers to destroy US intelligence on Russia's involvement in election hacking
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Introducing the new Volkswagen Heron. (scheiße, was that a typo?)
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Prenda Law copyright troll attorneys arrested for putting porn videos on file sharing sites and then suing people who downloaded them
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
John Cena is having a bit of a moment right now. But can he convince people to not smell what the Rock is cooking? Or dethrone Dave Bautista, who is killing it as Drax the Destroyer? If only cage matches could solve all of life's problems for us
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(Google)
 
 
 
What is the most irritating, tear out your hair, throw the controller at the TV, video game you have ever played?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Car insurance rates would drop if there were fewer deer accidents. So we should put mountain lions on the east coast. But how to deal with the mountain lion problem? Introduce gorillas. But how to deal with the gorillas? Cold weather will solve it
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Kurt Eichenwald confronts the sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson with a binder full of facts, the only known predator of republican journalists
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
GM to test drive their new driverless cars in Detroit. No word what data will be gleaned from this other than 90% will probably be stolen
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Thu December 15, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
In Detroit, more votes were cast for president than there are living residents
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
One traveler's horror story when Border Patrol agents caught her trying to re-enter the U.S. from Canada while smuggling deadly contraband--Kinder Eggs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever had to deal with a controlling SO? Have you ever BEEN a controlling SO?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The Washington D.C. Metro has entered the "fire everyone" phase of its rebuilding plan
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
World's best suite costs $17,000 a night and comes with bulletproof windows. Which is only $16,900 more expensive than the Motel 6 located in the middle of Detroit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Darius Slay of the Detroit Lions says that the Pro Bowl moving from Hawaii to Orlando makes the game 'pointless'
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is looking for dramatic music... kinda classical with an orchestra. Think 7th guest intro. Suggestions?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Team USA defeat Team Foreign Menace? Will Samoa Joe regain the NXT Title from Shinsuke Nakamura in a steel cage? Who will continue on in the Battle of the Bulls tournament? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with Tribute to the Troops at 8pm on USA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A comedian and an astrophysicist climb into a jet car - what could possibly go wrong? Just ask Jay Leno and Neil deGrasse Tyson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obvious: Trump's nominee for Secretary of Education faces strong opposition from the conservative wing of the GOP because of her support for "Common Core" education standards. Strange: So does his pick for Sec. State, for the same reason
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson outraged that one of his invited guests thinks Russia swayed the election, so he cuts the guest off
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Serial divorcee and apprentice bridge troll Newt Gingrich says the liberal media should be called "propaganda media"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks this headline is the bomb: "Colts coach Chuck Pagano: 'There's no trophies for second place.' Banners conspicuously not mentioned"
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Tue December 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you like seeing rookie baseball players cross-dress or wear controversial costumes, we have some bad news for you
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby is concerned for New Yorker's journalist Richard Brody. It sounds like he had a massive stroke while he worked on his "Star Wars: Rogue One" review
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
Media November 2016: "Oh, no, what a disastrous election" Media December 2016: "Okay folks, show of hands, who's ready for a 2020 Presidential poll?"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"What are your qualifications to head the USDA?" "My full-time job is trolling humane societies." "You're hired"
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