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500 headlines found matching 'Tri'
Fri September 19, 2014
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(ABC)
 
 
 
2014 Ig Nobel Prizes in weird science revealed: Bacon-stuffed nostrils, polar bear costumes & the science of dog doo
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Thu September 18, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
According to CNN, the Arizona Cardinals' logo is a little red bird sitting atop a long wooden object, cylindrical in shape but larger at one end which, I don't know, might be used to strike a kind of whitish ball
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Czechoslovak depeniser back in California to stand trial after burglary scheme goes off half-cocked
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Pier 1 Imports earnings fall 45% after demand for wicker napkin rings slows to a trickle
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
House in moody indie game Gone Home is now a map in Counterstrike
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In one broad stroke, criminal mastermind tries to use his hoodie to steal artwork from gallery. This man is no Thomas Crown
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Wed September 17, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Austrian traffic cop covered in manure by poop bomb planted at speed trap, "crappy day" puns likely to follow
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(Boobies)
 
 
 
If you're going to pack your bags for a "one way trip" to jihad in Syria, don't burn your passport because you may have a change of heart and someday want to go home
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Unified School District: "Okay, we'll give back the grenade launchers, but we're keeping the rifles and the MRAP"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP tries to point the gun away from their foot, vow to lock Ted Cruz in the closet until after the mid-terms
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(65)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What better way to save dogs than to erect a giant billboard with a picture of a golden retriever that says "KILLTHISDOG.COM"
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Deathstar tries to change the goal post and prevent total defeat at the hands of the rebellion
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
News article about teacher contract negotiations mistakenly accompanied by picture of hatchet smashing windshield. All 17 of the teachers who "Liked" the post are therefore being investigated by the school district
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What if the District of Columbia made a case for statehood, and only one Senator came?
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Mon September 15, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Your electric window won't roll down? That's a (critically injuring) tasing
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(323)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Time to reset the "Number of Years Since The Last Pirate Triple Play" clock
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(9)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"The Sarah Palin channel currently offers roughly eight hours of original content. To put things in perspective, the channel has a shorter run time than the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and for what it's worth, LOTR offers more realistic characters"
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(119)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just because no one has ever tried to bring a human back to life after cryopreservation doesn't mean you shouldn't pay somebody hundreds of thousands of dollars to fill your bloodstream with medical-grade antifreeze moments after you die
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(43)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Obama plans major Ebola offensive that involves airstrikes but no ground troops
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(35)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Officials beg pastor and strip club owner to end their feud after strip club turns the tables and has topless dancers protest the church one Sunday morning
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Sun September 14, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Bears survive without their top two wideouts? Will the 49ers strike gold? It's your better late than never Sunday Night Football thread, 8:30 pm ET on NBC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So many pedestrians are using cell phones while walking while completely oblivious to things around them that cities have begun putting lanes on sidewalks specifically for them
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normally a hole-in-one would call for a celebration, this golfer won a trip to space for his
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(4)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Having trouble quitting smoking? Try some magic mushrooms. They have a success rate three times that of any other medication ever tried
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(31)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Two US Senators are filming a reality TV show. As stupid as this sounds, you have to admit they are probably representing their constituents better by doing this than if they tried to get anything done in Congress
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Sat September 13, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ISIS turns the rare triple-header play
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(Indiana Gazette)
 
 
 
Judge explaining why he dismissed DUI case: "Hey, trooper, I hope you understand. ... I'm catching some heat from [district attorney] Linda because that is her nephew." Attorney general to judge: You won't be so lucky
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(48)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
30 years ago, Dwight Gooden broke the rookie record for strikeouts in a season. Not bad for a 19-year-old
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(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's actions after being convicted of a felony prove that convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is not contrite about the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Noted Scots expatriate Groundskeeper Willie weighs in on the upcoming independence vote
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Time for the inaugural Formula E race in Beijing. Come for the excitement of all electric racing with screeching tires and silent engines. Coverage starts at 3:30am EDT on Fox Sports One
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Reason # 3,217 why Patrick Stewart is all sorts of awesome
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(44)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Café announces strict no-hamsters policy. Hairy faces, vegan diets, always looking for attention... you know the type
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Whoa. I'm trippin' balls, man
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(8)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish researchers claim a major breakthrough in turning solar or wind-generated electricity into a safely store-able hydrogen-based fuel, saying the new process is 30 times faster than previous methods
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
What's the only thing worse than a coach who molests young children? That would be a coach who molests young children and then tries to hire a hit man to kill them
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Thu September 11, 2014
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Former stripper sues Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, says that he was all over her like a defensive linebacker on Tony Romo
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(40)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Supermarket tries to hire a sniper to take out one seven inch endangered bird
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(55)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Bike tries to escape
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(23)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Restricting your blood flow during a workout will poison your muscle fibers so that you feel terrible afterward. Let's do this
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(18)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
U.S. milk prices hit a record high. Distributors immediately accused of doing a little skimming off the top
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(Time)
 
 
 
You might want to take this study that says sodium does not affect blood pressure with a grain of salt. Or, if you strictly follow CDC guidelines, don't
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Mental hospital gives day pass to one of its patients--a guy who beheaded his mother and was deemed too crazy for trial. You might want to sit down for this, but he didn't come back
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Wed September 10, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dominatrix speaking at Canadian Senate committee threatens to out politicians who use sex services if new backwards arse Conservative prostitution bill goes through. In other news, Fark desperately in need of "Oh Snap" tag
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Court frowns on the efforts of a man who tried to re-set a rooster's internal clock with a baseball bat
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Kerry tries to put together a Coalition of the Damned
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(25)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers find liberal countries have more satisfied citizens while conservatives are happier individuals
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(38)
 
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Local school district now owns a tank for dealing with kids that won't pay attention in class
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese Emperor warned his country about going to war with the U.S. ahead of WWII - and even tried to talk the Germans out of bombing Pearl Harbor, according to new book
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(83)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
And for my next trick, my car will disintegrate at high speed and I will be completely fine
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Tuesday, it's football season, so we have your week two power rankings right here. Come for the Patriots plummet, stay for the Vikings and Titans climbing nine places
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"There's news this week of an 'impossible' triple star system recently discovered by astronomers. One that "defies known physics." Needless to say, there's no need to abandon physics quite yet" (pic)
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indigenous tribe in Amazon, tired of waiting on Brazilian government to take on illegal loggers, take matters into their own hands. Round up loggers, beat them with sticks, confiscate weapons, burn equipment and steal their pants. w/pics
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Three reasons never to use the term "friendzone." Also, calling that stupid hat a "trilby" doesn't make it look less like a fedora
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Railway employee becomes national sensation for his faithful origami reproductions of over 3,000 different train designs. "He did not stop with the trains, even fashioning paper electric power substations and maintenance machines"
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A 70 yard long Batmobile? A Hawaii 5-0 surfer? Both not a problem for the Ohio State Marching Band as they do a TV Land halftime tribute. (w/bonus surprise at 8:30)
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Family of responsible gun owners allow their 5 year-old son to go on an unsupervised hunting trip, seem shocked and appalled to learn the kid managed to shoot himself in the face with a shotgun because "he knew better"
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(217)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Government to the hungry, drought stricken: hey that sux. better eat some iguanas
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are in sole possession of last place in their division for the first time since 2000
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(86)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you buy an iPhone 6, your phone bill will increase because your data usage will jump up to 9.1 gigabytes per month. That's 78 craploads of alphabet soup per cubic hectare, if you're not familiar with the metric system
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK to Scotland: Oh, yeah. If you want independence then we will make a massive border fence, armed border guards, strict immigration controls and border checkpoints. because we are a bunch of two year olds
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who to start: Kaepernick, Fitzpatrick, Cutler, Bell, Spiller and Bush. Who to sit: Dalton, Manuel, Newton, Jones-Drew, Pierce, and Matthews. All this and more in your inaugural Fark Fantasy Football thread
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(80)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
If you think cities' electrical and phone cables are unsightly, look at what our grandparents had to endure
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(56)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"He blamed it on a disoriented state and a need to obtain an envelope in his name containing a prescription from the office of his psychiatrist." Apparently the 5431 pills he had at home were lonely
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(48)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois law says you can't sell alcohol within 100 feet of a church unless you have close ties to the governor and you've contributed tons of cash to his campaign. Sorry, them's the rules
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(83)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two games out West lead Saturday's college football slate. Can Sparty strike a blow for the Big Ten? All this and more in YOUR college football thread
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(726)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
[SPIFFY] Cheerleaders settle lawsuit with Oakland Raiders, win new contract tripling their wages. [SAD] They now make minimum wage
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(31)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Not wanting to let a bunch of pansies in MISSOURI show them up, 10 districts in Texas are going one step further and using military surplus hardware, including trucks, guns, and body armor, to arm their SCHOOL police forces
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(171)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Somali PM confirms US airstrikes shish kabobbed al Shabaab leader
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Barclays promises finger vein scanners are safe and biometric details will not be revealed to hackers the moment the system goes online
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk Asian Robber Superman tries to fly. "I know it doesn't make sense but it did to me when I was drunk"
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(20)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Popeye's worker assaulted after he tried to collect from another employee who promised to pay him Tuesday for a hamburger today
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(32)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If you're tired of Ferguson, ISIS, Gaza, Ebola, and all that stuff, there are still places on Earth where the headline-grabbing trial of the year involves two SCUBA divers who had an underwater fight over a tropical fish
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Healthcare.gov hacked back in July, discovered ten days ago. I expected better from a trillion dollar website
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(104)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Technically Finland and North Korea are only separated by one country, Saudi Arabia imports its camels from Australia, and other random trivia about the world that might help you get laid tonight
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FREE BEER & MUSIC for FARKERS Friday, 9/5, TRiP Santa Monica (2101 Lincoln Blvd.) Beer Tasting @ 6 PM, Music @ 8 PM
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Robin Williams tributes in World of Warcraft have leaked early, have infinite cosmic power (itty bitty living space)
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(42)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Study finds it is not 100% certain that humans contribute to global warming...only 99.999%
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(128)
 
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Armed patriot-heroes from an AZ "border militia" catch an MS-13 affiliated group smuggling illegals and drugs over the border. Well, okay, it was actually conservationists counting bats, but it's the thought that counts, right?
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(119)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Illegally logging in the Alto Turiacu Indian territory? That's a beating, and a stripping, and a dragging and a truck burning. Look, basically, you're farked dumbass
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(39)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
This Austrian woman used one simple trick to lose eighteen pounds in one day. Ask me how
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(19)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans worry that medical debt will leave them bankrupt, destitute and living in the gutter. People in other countries ask "What's medical debt?"
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(90)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If 87 of 150 passengers on a plane are children and their estimated weight was mistakenly tripled, calculate how close the tail of the aircraft came to striking the runway on takeoff
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(49)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Peter Cushing in all his British glory. Giant fake monsters. Wild sci fi sets. A character named "Jubal the Ugly One". A partridge in a pair tree. Seriously just click the link already
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(19)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Customer stops at Burger King drive-thru for lunch, admits he was shocked to see the six-foot long boa constrictor curled up by the ordering screen
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(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Electric vehicle giant Tesla has so much faith in its home state of California that it decided to put its newest factory in Nevada instead
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(137)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. In this murder trial we will only present one piece of evidence. The defendant's mug shot goodness. Here it is. The prosecution rests, your honor"
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(87)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"And they're whisper quiet as they go into the first turn... you could hear a pin drop out here, folks" - the exciting world of Formula-E electric car racing
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(36)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mo'ne Davis throws out the first pitch at the Dodgers game. Yes, it was a fastball strike. (bonus: as called by Vin Scully)
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(38)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Well everyone was distracted by ISIS, Crimea, and celebrity nudes, the cows rose up against Austria
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(63)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Economists says UK economy has rocketed back to pre-recession levels and they give most of the credit to booming drugs and prostitution industries. Really
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(16)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Melee triggered by laundry soap squirt. Fracas begins when one person poured laundry soap over another's belongings. Three were arrested in the brouhaha. Windows were smashed in the kerfuffle, with the hurly burly causing tumult and garboil
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(30)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
The only real course of action when you suspect your neighbor is triangulating to get inside your mind is to give him a stern head-butt and then smash his drone
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(24)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Eleven Libyan airliners missing after Islamists take over Tripoli Int'l Airport. CNN on full alert
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(95)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trial is set in US court over the DOJ lawsuit seeking to strike down TX's voter suppressi-excuse me, voter ID law. Bad news for the defense: the trial is before US District Court Judge Nelva Gonzales Ramos
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(111)
 
(Estately)
 
 
 
Each night, before going to sleep, every Kentucky resident kisses goodnight the framed photo of Patrick Swayze they keep on their bedside table
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(53)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Arquette buys strip club for $1.5 million, all so he can meet his dream of being responsible for an upscale burlesque show
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(27)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The man who took on the NFL, Comcast and the Sports/Industrial complex... and may just win
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(81)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dust storm triggers a 50 car pile-up in A) Arizona B) New Mexico C) Washington, the Evergreen State
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(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cambridge University's Trinity College has a team of scientists trying to stop the Army of the 12 Monkeys
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(36)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
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(163)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school district provides free breakfast and lunch to ALL students, thus reducing paperwork and the stigma of being the "poor kid" who gets free food
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(143)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Perry removes an offensive Twitter photo about the Texas DA he tried to force resign and claims it was an unauthorized posting. Oops
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(128)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Shoplifter tries to get stabby with Walmart security, beatdown ensues. (Possibly Not safe for work)
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Will Wenger find a striker? Will City remember what the Financial Fair Play rules mean? Will anyone take pity on LVG and take Tom Cleverley off his hands? It's your EPL transfer deadline day thread
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
From the creators of the smash hit "Benghazi" comes the gripping sequel: "Tripoli"
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(97)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The most powerful distributor of news in the world is not News Corp or the New York Times. It is an algorithm governing how items are displayed to the billion active users on Facebook.' Well, and Fark.com
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Itzhak Perlman. Who became one of the greatest violin virtuosos in the world while battling polio since he was 4 yrs old. Enjoy this Mendelssohn Trio in Cm Op.66 with Yo-Yo Ma and Emmanuel Ax
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Sat August 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fort Hood shooter Nadal Hasan has written a letter to ISIS asking that he be made a citizen of the Islamic State. That means we can drone strike him now, right?
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(93)
 
(Next Impulse Sports)
 
 
 
Japanese baseball player tries to hit a 186mph fastball from a pitching machine. His reaction? Priceless. His reaction time? Not so much
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(41)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If an electric car and a bicycle had drunken sex together and spawned an offspring, it would be the Twike
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1. Issue traffic ticket to innocent drivers who will fight the cases. 2. List your buddy officer as a witness, even though he was not there. 3. Let him do it too. 4. Wait for prosecutors to subpoena you both to trials. 5. Voila! Overtime profit
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Fri August 29, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Leader of the Christian homeschooling movement thinks that the Duggars and other adherents of the "Christian patriarchy" and "Quiverfull" movements are "truly dangerous" religious extremists." The Pot also had some choice words for the Kettle
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(183)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Tricorder one step closer to reality
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(41)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Science strikes again: moderate to heavy non-pathological alcohol consumption is healthier than abstinence. "If you cannot drink (or believe that you cannot), you probably increase your likelihood of early death. If so, I am truly sorry for you"
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(75)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite troll, movie critric Armond White, takes down 20 popular films in an essay about film culture broken by rampant liberalism
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(96)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stripper: "Sorry police I have to go to work in order to feed my daughter, I don't have time to find her. I can't talk anymore"
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail discovers furries and tries to alert world. World: Uh, yeah, reality is no matter what fandom you belong to, there's a sexual component. Kthxbai
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(63)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Knee Defender sales surge on news that Knee Defender triggers air rage
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(245)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Passengers push train off of trapped school girl, this time in Dublin. Train-pushing trifecta in play
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(18)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scientists trip old people, for fun and research
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(7)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Human trials of the Ebola vaccine will start next week. Two weeks after the vaccine was used on American victims
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(34)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A handcrafted, $7,500 yurt that's far cooler than your house. Or your beard. Or your tats. Or your choice of local-sourced coffee and gum. Or your highly refined post-punk, '80s-centric ironic sense of fashion. Or the name of your start-up. Or you
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arsenal tries to walk into the Champions League, with Napoli and Bayer Leverkusen also gunning for spots. Oh, and Eva Carneiro taking the ice bucket challenge. Your CL playoff thread is here
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(132)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eight ways to impress on your first day at a new job. The "water cooler filled with gin and vermouth" trick mysteriously absent
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(10)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
What turned Gov Scott Walker from an advocate of strict regulations on mining as a state legislator to trying to almost completely de-regulate the industry as gov? Could it have been the $700K secret donation made to his campaign by a mining company?
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(97)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese porn actresses once again participate in Boob Aid 24-hour squeeze-a-thon to help fight AIDS. "I never thought my boobs could contribute to society"
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(74)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
♫ Axisymmetric ventilated supercavitations, makes your sub go super fast but watch out for cetaceans ♫
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(91)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Weird Al performs "Dare To Be Stupid" with a live string quartet and it's everything you would expect it to be
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(43)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon tries to take ownership of mythical Springfield with new Simpsons mural
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(32)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
These hypnotic mathematical GIFs will make you feel as if you're Stephen Hawking plugging into The Matrix
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: Sriracha plant to give factory tours to residents that tried to shut it down. Fark: To prove they're making hot sauce and not tear gas
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(41)
 
(Boobies)
 
 
 
Putin: "And now for my next magical trick." An armored column appears out of nowhere
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(82)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Don't cry for me Argentina, 10 other countries are likely now to default, too
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trigger-happy buddy comedy Let's Be Cops called "the worst-timed movie ever," proving that Hollywood isn't out of ideas, it just has bad ones
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(36)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
So, what does your state buy the most on eBay? (Travel tip: Postpone your trip to New York)
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish retailer pulls their line of children's striped pajamas with six-pointed yellow stars, decides maybe that "Treblinky" pacifier is a bad idea too
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(111)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
15-year-old tries to prove you can use a t-shirt to slide down a zip line. Myth, femur: BUSTED
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(61)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Red Bull Air Force pilot drives to crazy town on a road in the Austrian Alps ... in a stunt plane
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted Science Fiction writer tries to figure out what is going on in the brain of your average "sovereign citizen" ; and even he can't imagine
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(187)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The odd, jerky movements and theatrical gestures of the aliens in 'Mars Attacks' were inspired by the silent-screen-style emoting of Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. And other things you didn't know about Tim Burton's movies
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(17)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Robin Williams tribute at the Emmys was racist because it included Williams making a joke about the lack of rights for Iranian women
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(236)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Time is running out to get your penis pastries
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(24)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Most amazing movie of Voyager 2 zipping past Triton you've seen in the past 25 years
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(25)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Future psychopathic messianic leader found in Austria. We did so well with the last one
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutchman van der Sloot goes on hunger strike in Peruvian jail, warden says he's still paying for himself
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(21)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yasiel Puig tries to score from second base on a: A) ball hit off the wall. B) ball hit in the outfield gap. C) ball hit to third base
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With absolutely nothing at stake for his cellar-dwelling team and nobody paying any attention, A.J. Burnett strikes out 12 in dominant performance
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(13)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Behold, the $10 Arby's "Meat Mountain." Chicken tenders, roast turkey, ham, Swiss cheese, corned beef, brisket, Angus steak, cheddar cheese, roast beef and three half-strips of bacon
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(184)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That app "secret" that allow you to "anonymously" share your secrets with your friends? Yeah, not actually so anonymous, a simple trick can let you ID poster and it doesn't even require hacking the app to do it
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(33)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We've replaced your normal lane striping crew with a seven-year old using crayons. Let's see if anyone notices
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(73)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
William Shatner writes and directs Chaos on the Bridge, a new tell-all documentary about the trials and tribbleations of his hit TV show, "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After realizing he's locked inside, book store customer tries several novel approaches
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(41)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers wonder if widespread methane leakage from the eastern US coast could be making a silent but deadly contribution to Global Warming
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(50)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexico restricts junk food ads during children's programming after parents complain that their kids were getting too fat to outrun U.S. border guards
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CIA tried to assassinate Nixon twice, says Nixon aide
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(107)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Geriatric quartet accused of cheating and scamming casino
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(49)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Athletic directors worry that millennial generation is too busy slacking, twerking, and social networking to attend college football games and contribute to the football program
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(35)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
FXX triples its primetime audience thanks to reruns of The Simpsons
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(41)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero discovers latest travel trend: "Carry-on luggage is the way to go these days. It can save you $50 or more per trip"
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Lettuce and cucumbers have almost no nutrients so don't bother"
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(64)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
MLB.tv's blackout restrictions could be over in 2015. "We all want the same thing ... to be able to turn on a laptop or turn on a phone and see a live game in-market"
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Striking before and after photos of the drought in California
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(80)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Rogaine, Sonicare toothbrushes and Crest Whitestrips
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(10)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attorney from the law firm of Romero, Romero, and Romero fears his triple-murderer client's horns and '666' tattoo might work against him in court
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(70)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart's Ice Bucket Challenge
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(55)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Jeopardy contestant and Caturday contributor
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(16)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Robin Williams tribute spotted in World of Warcraft code. Makes us sad all over again
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Sean Hannity tries to educate Ferguson official on police brutality" :-O :-| *walks out of headline*
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(285)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is a glitch in the Google matrix, and now conspiracy theorists believe there is something sinister hidden in a botched Latin translation algorithm
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(15)
 
(Leaving Fundamentalism)
 
 
 
Subby was raised in a hyper-strict fundamentalist school. If you're asking yourself 'I wonder if this ACE system is good for my farkling,' have a read of what it was like for Subby
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(18)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In October, Alzheimer's patients in California will become part of the first human trials to test the effectiveness of blood transfusions from young donors in reversing both dementia as well as potentially the aging process itself
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Wed August 20, 2014
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are meeting your probation officer, do not meet the officer in a stolen electric shopping cart
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Leader of ruling party that denies Climate Change science, takes a trip to the Arctic to promote agriculture and industry never possible before all the ice melted
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: Gary Busey claims to have spoken with Patrick Swayze's ghost
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(58)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
The top 100 small business federal contractors include plucky unknowns like Apple, Boeing, General Electric, Lockheed Martin, and Verizon
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(20)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Man arrested because no matter what a stripper tells you, there's absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room. None
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(81)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man slowly in the process of contributing to the best animated gif loop ever
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(45)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
One quarter of all military households rely on free food from food banks and pantries, who evidently do their part to support the troops
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(225)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
US responds to Edward Snowden revelations by implementing internal checks and hardware changes to prohibit external drives on ... nah, just kidding. It was way easier to strip 100,000 workers of security clearances they need to do their jobs
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of faking cancer and scamming thousands from donors arrested as she tried to board a plane bound for Chicago so she could appear on Dr. Phil
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(49)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
The most popular NFL team in Florida is the New England Patriots... and a bunch of other NFL geography facts
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(57)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Yeah, but have you ever tried weed on your sex? (not safe for work language)
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(91)
 
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Forget riots and coups and airstrikes. Canadians are mourning a white squirrel
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(43)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Social media resurrected Arnold Horshack just to kill him off again so the celebrity death trifecta could be completed. That's almost as sad as Season 4 of Welcome Back, Kotter, where Kotter didn't bother to show up
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(57)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What did you once hate until you actually tried it?
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(98)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Radio Australia)
 
 
 
Peshmerga + US air strikes = Reclamation of the Mosul Dam
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(100)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Boulder, Colorado named nation's best college town thanks to its walkability, beautiful bicycle paths, outstanding public transit system, natural attractions, legal weed, the pedestrian Pearl Street Mall, and numerous science and tech employers
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(92)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj pays tribute to MST3K in her latest video...wait, what?(Not safe for work language)
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(33)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
It seems all the excitement over Disney releasing the unbastardized versions of the original Star Wars trilogy on Blu-Ray is premature; Fox owns the rights to Episode IV forever and won't relinquish the rights on V & VI until 2020
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(63)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Iraq vet claims Six Flags denied him entrance because of the patriotic, pro-Marine shirt he was wearing. The shirt, by the way, was just a picture of an assault rifle with the phrase "keep calm and return fire" below it
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(201)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Organization reunites nearly 700 soldiers from eight countries with the cats and dogs they originally rescued in Afghanistan. Let's give these people a big Caturday salute
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(1133)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Straight-edge conservative blames drugs for Robin Williams' death, lashes out at South Park's Mr. Mackey, consarned hipsters for trivializing totally serious slogans like "Just Say No" or "Don't Do Drugs" as laugh lines
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(83)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Stop doing the Ice Bucket Challenge. It's an insult to third world countries, or something like that
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(163)
 
(NBC Olympic Talk)
 
 
 
Topless runner stripped of gold medal, pants
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(18)
 
(Toronto Life)
 
 
 
While St. Louis tries to implode, Toronto looks in our direction and asks if anyone remembers Sammy Yatim
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(58)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 18 days and two cities, Twins Triple-A team completes a no-hitter
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(6)
 
(CainTV)
 
 
 
McDonald's testing new automated cashiers that won't go on strike demanding $15/hour
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(565)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLB Rule 7.13 strikes again and Robin Ventura goes "all Earl Weaver" over home plate
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(47)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Indian city bans kite flying after kite string covered in powdered glass was, ya know, cutting into motorists' necks
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fossil remains of at least 47 pterosaurs with wingspans ranging from two to eight feet discovered. "The causes of death remain unknown." Thank you, CSI Triassic
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
What nobody tells you about owning an electric car. This is good reading for when you and your stupid Volt are on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck
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(111)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Disney should quit indoctrinating children with its pro-gay agenda and get back to its traditional family value roots, like evil stepmothers and Song of the South
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(189)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
You can't cuss on the boardwalk in Maryland's Ocean City, but you can dance half-naked with a stripper's pole
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(53)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Twins catcher Kurt Suzuki: It's two strikes and you're out, right?
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(16)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Scammers discover that if you want a restaurant to pay an electric bill they don't actually owe, there's no better time to threaten them with losing service than the lunch rush
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When you can't get Patrick Stewart to help you propose to your boyfriend, I guess Ian McKellan is as good a replacement as any
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(52)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
One St Louis strip mall, two businesses. One looted the other untouched. What made the difference?
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(521)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness?
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(151)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Police investigate string of battery thefts, say charges are expected
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Double-chinned fox news Commentator "Dr." Keith Ablow says Michelle Obama is not allowed to fight for better childhood nutrition standards because "she could stand to drop a few pounds"
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(141)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Singer Robbie Williams finds tributes to him following his untimely death all over the internet as public confuse him with Robin Williams. Abe Vigoda, who would have been 93 this year, would have sympathized
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(49)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Convicted killer wants to skip part of trial where victim's family calls him names for an hour
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(66)
 
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Death of the birds and the bees now attributed to pesticides and not marriage as previously thought
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(22)
 
(Today Online)
 
 
 
Interrupting this awful week of news, here's a picture of newly born panda triplets
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember Cowboy's 2nd string CB Orlando Scandrick who came out of nowhere last year to have a monster season and secure his role as a starter? His urine test says there was a reason for that, so he'll be missing 4 games this season
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(48)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The world's fastest camera takes 4.4 trillion photos a second. Instagram is going to be unbearable
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(20)
 
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Troy Smith, Heisman winner, starting quarterback for the Montreal Alouettes... Er. backup? third string? Hidden on the IR? Okey dokey then
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(72)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Media asks, 'Is anywhere safe from lightning strikes?" Don't mean to spoil it for you, but the answer is 'no'
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
20 years ago, Jacob's Law created national sex offender registries. Today, Jacob's mother would like you to know that these registry laws may be doing more harm than good
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(73)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
CDC putting all missionaries returning from Africa into strict three-week quarantine in North Carolina where they can be monitored and medicated at all times. Asked if this was preventing spread of ebola, CDC officials say, "That, too"
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(31)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NCAA: "Amateurism drives (public) demand". US District Judge: "LOL"
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In Japan, ramen kings worry that their favorite noodle dish is being ruined by becoming too mainstream, no longer interesting or original. "All the different varieties have been tried, everything has been tried"
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(40)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
WW1 aerial photography shows the scale of the massive devastation, makes you realize that much of Europe is the Continental equivalent of US strip malls
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scotland tries to save rare natterjack toads. What's a natterjack? Nothing, and don't call me Jack
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Arson at UK straw farm leaves 3 pigs worried, 1 wolf intrigued
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(23)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Arquette wants to buy a strip club. In other news, the fox would be interested in purchasing a henhouse
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(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Want to freak the hell out of your dog? Show him the old flying sausage magic trick. *wheezy Muttley snicker*
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(22)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Last week: US airstrikes in Iraq won't accomplish anything. Today: The Kurds retake two towns from ISIS with US air support
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(169)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A junior at Northwestern University tries to make the football team as a defensive end despite being: a) 32 years old, b) a married father of three, c) an active duty Navy SEAL, d) all of the above
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to Rosanna Arquette, who is NOT the subject of the Toto song and hates when being asked if she is, but no one cares because the much hotter Cynthia Rhodes stars in the video. BONUS: Patrick Swayze is the dancer in the red jacket
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(38)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The unsung heroes who were responsible for keeping the Metric System out of America. Who knew there were so many Stonecutters?
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(208)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some three letter agency tries to remove parts of public court transcript in a lawsuit over deleting evidence. Obvious tag looks incredulously at Asinine tag after it tries to redact itself from public view
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(21)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
TV News Crew tries out the new App that tells you where the "Sketchy" neighborhoods in DC are. What do you think happened to the crew when they got to said "Sketchy" neighborhood?
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(84)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gangs gradually getting out of distributing meth and crack cocaine in favor of lucrative new "wildlife crime" markets
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
4th string Bengals QB lets us know how he really feels about playing on the Bengals. Fark: also throws 2 TDs
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(14)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan district attorney's office subpoenas parody Twitter account, refuses to raise white flag
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(32)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
The world's smartest scientists worry we live in The Matrix (yes, really). What do they know that we don't?
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(103)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Posting a rap to Sound Cloud about murdering someone two days after you murdered them is probably not the best idea, but damn it will give you street cred. (Criminals rapping about crimes trifecta in play)
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(24)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Father teaches sons lessons about reality of war by a) asking them to read books about the world wars, b) watching war documentaries together with them, c) taking them on a trip to the Israel and Palestine warzone
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(50)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(City of Seattle)
 
 
 
Man tries to reenact Grand Theft Auto: Seattle in real life, with obvious consequences
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This fall's hottest fashion: take a chainmail gown, add a half-million volts of electricity from some Tesla coils and watch the sparks fly (pics)
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(11)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Dumbass claims Obama loves radical Muslims the same day Obama OKs air strikes on radical Muslims
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's starts trial delivery service for customers presumably too fat to get out of their houses without cutting out a wall
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(77)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's the NFL's head of officiating Dean Blandino on Jerry Jones' party bus outside of a strip club. That's gotta be cool with the other teams, right?
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Progressive policies are already a smashing success in NYC as squeegee men make their triumphant comeback, to be followed by the Times Square mugger-reintroduction program and occasionally-decent Mets baseball
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(94)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama launches air strike on Iraq, cementing his record as Nobel Peace Prize winner with the most confirmed kills
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(638)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
McDonald's restaurants in Hong Kong will allow you and your loved one to join in holy matrimony and Big Macs
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(3)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Man illegally tries to fly camera drone over Yellowstone Park's Grand Prismatic Spring, winds up in hot water
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama announces new airstrikes on Iraq in a bid to distract the world from the release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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(259)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Missile strike directly in front of vehicle creates serious skid marks (w/video)
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(37)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In a historic first, two members of the brutal Khmer Rouge regime have been tried for crimes against humanity and sentenced to life imprisonment, which, given the age of the defendants probably means about six months or so
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(57)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why is there so much outright fraud in stem cell research, and should we take this as absolute proof that we can't trust scientists to tell us the truth about anything?
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(60)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Electric traffic light turns 100 years old, which is now the same amount of time it takes to make it down 7th Avenue on a Friday afternoon
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(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Matrix Reloaded is much better (and funnier) w/ 8-bit sounds in place of real noises
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(63)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Despite being on trial for the deaths of 32 people in the 2012 Costa Concordia disaster, the ship's captain is invited to give a lecture to university students on best emergency practices
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(52)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cincinnati bullpen uses the old "two balls on the field" trick, to nab a runner a 3B
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"California wildfires temporarily suspend search for extraterrestrials"
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde breastfeeds in restaurant (Not safe for work). Did subby mention his thesis? Regarding bacteria as plant pathogens, they can be beneficial or detrimental but less damaging than fungi. Expansion of DNA sequencing would yield less loss
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(138)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
It appears that Chad Johnson's grasp of a CFL playbook rivals that of the Patriots playbook
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(21)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
So, remember the time the United States tried to buy Greenland?
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netflix is bringing back Arrested Development for a fifth season. No, it's not a trick. Sorry, ILLUSION. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine
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(67)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
58% of Americans are unpatriotic assholes. Damn hippies
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(166)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Latest Socialist idea, the government gives everyone a basic guaranteed income each year, with no strings attached. Did I say socialist? I meant Libertarian
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(158)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"A group of scientists from South Korea have converted used cigarette butts into a high-performing material that could be integrated into computers, handheld devices, electrical vehicles and wind turbines to store energy"
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Under trial for bribing someone to keep control of your company? Just bribe the court to drop the charges. Legally. Brilliant
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(15)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket holds job fair to convince workers to take striking workers' jobs. It went over about as well as you expected it to
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(72)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for all Farkers out there with blossoming rap careers, as judge says your violent lyrics cannot be used as evidence against you in your first murder trial. Still no word from the bench about your Fark headlines though
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gun safety tip: There are many safe ways to check if your shotgun is empty. Pointing the barrel at your cheek and pulling the trigger is not one of them
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(167)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman with "an overwhelming odor of alcoholic beverage emanating from her person" tries to steal a car. News: It was a cop car. Fark: ...with cops still in it
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi tries to assuage fears of Buffalo Bills fans by saying if he buys the team he wants to make it successful in Buffalo, right after he finishes bring peace to the middle east
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(22)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British art student creates underwear showing intricately labelled diagrams of the female reproductive system, allowing women to wear their anatomy on the outside. 'My boyfriend could use it as a road map' says one buyer
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(32)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"What I tried here was a visionary balance for the community. It wasn't all about trying to create any kind of military machine or mind-set..." says police chief who acquired two Humvees and two APCs for his staff of four full-time officers
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(137)
 
(SI Kids)
 
 
 
MLB pitchers take nearly 100 years to reach the 1 millionth strikeout in 1976, but just 38 years more to reach 2 million. Thanks for doing your part, Chris Davis
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(43)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo water crisis, day two bugaloo: still can't consume city water, but healthy adults can shower provided they have a healthy liver. Whew, that was a close one. LGT water distribution information
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(125)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A man's desire to take ever more impressive selfies and other snaps of himself to post on social media caused his death when he tried to pose with a live gun - and shot himself in the head"
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(155)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Lose your cellphone in the lake while on a fishing trip with friends? Why not drain the pond to try and recover it?
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(30)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The last surviving member of the great Atlanta Braves broadcasting trio of Ernie Johnson, Skip Caray, and Pete Van Wieren is no longer the last surviving member of the great Atlanta Braves broadcasting trio. RIP Professor
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(12)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you are running for Governor, try not to be caught "getting lost" at 4:30am in an industrial park with a woman not your wife
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(67)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tribe emerges from Brazilian jungle for first time ever. Hears about Kardashians, runs back into jungle
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(37)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen comic strips that need to be turned into movies. Family Circus would be epic
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(116)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
"50 Sheds of Grey." "'Get down on your hands and knees,' she ordered, 'and I'll take you places you've never been.' It was the strictest GPS ever." "'Smack the bottom hard,' she cried. 'I am,' I said, 'but the ketchup still won't come out'"
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(19)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Georgia peanut salmonella trial to begin. Defense attorney said to be wearing a top hat and monocle
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The only way this Captain America hot wheels car could be more patriotic is if it ran on the tears of bald eagles
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(40)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Are we surrounded by trigger points that could start WWIII? No more than usual
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mysterious lake that suddenly appeared in a drought-stricken region of Tunisia last month is being hailed a miracle by locals. Tests now show the lake is radioactive
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(97)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Your public corruption trial might not be going well, governor, when the judge calls it a day saying "I can't take another second"
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ken Ham wants NASA's search for extraterrestrial life defunded so more creationist museums can be built, because Jesus wasn't a Klingon. Well, duh, Klingon Jesus was Kahless The Unforgettable, who slew the tyrant Molor with the first bat'leth
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(133)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Mississippi Supreme Court disciplines judge after she sent three 15-year-olds to a juvenile home to be strip searched, drug tested, and have a three-day stay. Their alleged crime? Walking through a woman's yard (they were later found not guilty)
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(75)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Rand report concludes our octillion dollar F-35 Joint Strike Fighter is so awesome, IS SO AWESOME, it's useless and we'll go down in a firey ball of fail in an air war against China
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(123)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The London Zoo is being investigated because naked drunken guests have repeatedly tried to enter animal enclosures during lucrative after-hours parties that are putting the animals' welfare in danger
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(50)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Somehow, the global economy is destroying the demand for electricity. Which is ironic, considering we're all reading this on a computer, tablet, or smartphone powered by said electricity
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(80)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to break out the steak prep to show off the goods. When it's time to do it up, how do you make a steak? Difficulty: Not a strip, T-bone, or ribeye
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(161)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Less than 24 hours after its launch Reganbook (yes really) an alternative social media app that bills itself "Facebook for Patriots" had to be taken offline to scrub the flood of porn, obscenity and troll posts that hit the site
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(196)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stars and Stripes Forever performed on an acoustic guitar? Yes, even the piccolo part is included
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(22)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Bush impeachment co-sponsor Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) says Democrats never tried to impeach Bush
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(105)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hand of God returns for Argentina, only this time striking and with incredible might. Argentina goes full teabagger and immediately blames America
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(47)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides to commit suicide. News: And has the gun in his mouth, ready to pull the trigger when his girlfriend hits him in the head with the butt of another gun. Fark: Making him accidentally pull the trigger shooting her instead
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(91)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Women finally realize that male strippers are gross
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(99)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
Video
 
Fifty years ago, as headliners, the Rolling Stones had to follow "arguably the most electrifying performance in the history of postwar American music"
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(34)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Woman pulls Glock on Comcast serviceman after he tries to leave without fixing connection
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(145)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
TripAdvisor rates the top 10 drive-in theaters in the U.S. and the news is there are still 10 drive-ins
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Iran's Supreme Leader has this one weird trick to completely rid Gaza of any outside sympathy
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(207)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bernie Ecclestone, head of Formula One, offers £20 million to drop bribery trial. Because that has worked so well for him in the past
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(36)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
News: Nebraska Cornhuskers begin football season at Big 10 Media Day. Fark: the coach's cat also made the trip
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(16)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theory of the day that's just crazy enough to be true: Israel went to war in Gaza to prove how good its Iron Dome anti-missile shield is so it could make a fortune selling it to other countries
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(173)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lightning strike feels like being cooked in a microwave, says man who has been struck 10 times and cooked in a microwave
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(57)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Texas mayor arrested for official oppression by blocking a woman in her own driveway and suggesting she trim her grass. And by "trim her grass," I mean, "you know exactly what I mean"
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(102)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
University of Delaware announces mandatory threesomes for incoming freshman class. University of Delaware trifecta now in play
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(46)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Cena respond to Heyman's promo? Did Stephanie survive her trip to county lockup? Will we witness the formation of a new Nation of Domination? Can Ryder win twice in a row? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm est, USA/WWE Network)
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(1851)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Russian tow truck driver tries to repo woman's car. What could possibly go... whoa, what?
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(45)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Universities are starting to realize that having an entire department dedicating to teaching students how to analyze the feminist symbolism of Chaucerian mythology and its effect on post-Industrial deconstructionism might be kind of a waste
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(377)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Torre does not prepare a written thank you speech for HOF induction ceremony, forgets to thank "The Boss." Out of habit Steinbrenner family immediately tries to fire him
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(19)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bull semen collector says it's a tricky and dangerous job. "We know just by reading an animal, how far we can push things"
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(86)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
China's military has been weakened by corruption, bureaucracy and political indoctrination, and their lack of experience and discipline is a serious danger to the Asia-Pacific region. However, what the PLA lacks in training, they make up in numbers
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(101)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor Ted Strickland lived off of minimum wage last week to see if he could do it. He could not. This is his story
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(181)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you were planning a trip abroad, it might be wise to see where you, as an American, would be welcomed and not welcomed. Here's a handy little list
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(189)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed editor discovers this one weird trick for getting fired
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(87)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US evacuates embassy in Tripoli following clashes between rival militias
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(114)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After sampling 587 different beers from 22 countries, man lists the top 5 craft beers in the world. Here's one man's search for the evasive holy ale
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(37)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida GOP swears they don't know anything about the annual hunting trip the sugar industry sends them on every year
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(50)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Ikea workers use the old "bread crumbs soaked in rum" trick to catch bothersome birds in their store
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(8)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Some say the triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Yasiel Puig hit three of them last night
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(18)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
GOP Rep: IRS scandal led to the downing of flight MH17. Obama might as well have been the trigger man
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(112)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Cool: Patrick Kane takes time to take pictures with fans. Amusing: He covers up the logo on a kid's Blues shirt
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(19)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese newscaster, who previously admitted to not knowing what PowerPoint was, suggests that residents facing power outages during heatwave use electric fans to stay cool. This guy is like the anti-Romero or something
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(42)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Coach driver tries to hold city tourism hostage over £7.80. It's like Speed, but without the driving
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(10)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA would like humanity to know that on July 23rd, 2012 a massive solar flare nearly destroyed Earth's entire electrical infrastructure, which would have plunged the world into total chaos. Have a nice day
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(212)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
How would Christianity deal with extraterrestrial life? Remember, the last non-human guy who came out of the sky with weird, unexplainable powers, they made him their savior
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(74)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
In which Peyton Manning tries to get reporters to say "blue balls"
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(26)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flying car strikes house in Hop Pole, England. Ginger kid and boy with odd scar on forehead sought for questioning
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(38)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's nephew is running an outdoor strip club at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Yep, you read that right
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(103)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nearly inevitable next Congressman for GA's 10th district in response to a mass shooting: ""It is my belief that any weapon that our government and law enforcement possesses ought to be allowed for individuals to possess in this country"
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(271)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Crockpots revisited - What new recipes or tweaks have you tried out to make a good family meal without a lot of fuss? Are your classics too good to change? Make sure to share the wealth to the right
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(180)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops seek answers in professor's slaying. Promptly distribute blue books to neighbors and potential witnesses
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(41)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're an artist, it's one thing if you manipulate bees to build trippy-looking beehives inside plexiglass. But do you really need to bring a handful of bees to your face so you can purposely be stung during a performance?
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(16)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Peter Jackson to direct Doctor Who, will expand original TV script into a trilogy of three-hour episodes
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(49)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Menage-a-IVF could be legal in the UK in just a few more trimesters
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon vandals use donuts and other pastries to deface private property. Police officers from seven western states volunteer to assist with the crime scene
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(41)
 
(FoodBev)
 
 
 
It took a decision by a government tribunal to make it official, but now it is: pyramid-shaped tea bags are actually better than square or round ones
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(82)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Failed robber sues the pizzeria workers he tried to stick up, claiming that he is the real victim
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman discovered sleeping in a car wearing only her lingerie tries to run over a cop in one of the most Florida stories ever
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Achievement Unlocked: 45 cows killed by single lightning strike
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'Arbeit macht frei' lol what odd sign anyway totes having great trip later bye"
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
A flock of 400 quail, 21 pheasants, 19 partridges, seven chickens, two pigeons and a parrot sounds delicious until you realize they were being kept in one house
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you release an animal into the wild, make sure it's in a place where it can find prey. Unless, of course it's a boa constrictor and you put it in a playground, that's just not cool
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Loving couple finds home for their 22-year-old autistic twin boys (in their basement with no furniture or electricity)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
MSNBC contributor points out media's biased coverage toward Israel; promptly has all future TV appearances canceled
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Corporate campaign contributions: evil and worthy of saturation coverage when the Koch Bros. buy Republicans. When GE buys Democrats it's okay, not news, nothing to see here
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Arab Spring in Libya has blossomed into Tribal Shiatstorm Summer
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Mon July 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY man headed back to prison for fatal stabbing after state Supreme Court rules that "stand your ground" law doesn't apply if the ground you are standing is a strip club parking lot you voluntarily walked out into to start a fight
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Syrian activists fight for gender equality in an attempt to bring civilization and enlightenment to the primitive, patriarchal society that they . . . wait, as suicide bombers? Never mind
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