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Sun December 04, 2016
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Far-right Austrian leader defeated. No not that one
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs shows up to seize and repatriate a treasured painting, claiming the Nazis stole in WWII. Goofus hires a team of lawyers to fight back against the Man. Gallant throws a grant farewell party and writes a letter about its time in America
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: fake Apple stores in foreign countries. New hotness: fake U.S. embassies in foreign countries
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
After protests by people closing their bank accounts, Wells Fargo suddenly wants to discuss the DAPL Pipeline with tribal elders
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: The Ultimate Fighter 24 Finale, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Tim Elliott for the flyweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM, FS1 main card at 10 PM. Also Bellator 167 at 9 PM
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Italy looks to strip the power of the Senate. This is not a repeat from 27 B.C
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's been 21 years since The Far Side finished its 15 year run of comic page dominance and yet we are still learning new facts about the second greatest comic strip of all time
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Neighbours don't like having a dominatrix next door, because the noise is keeping their kids awake
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Five Books to Change Liberals' Minds. Difficulty: may be triggering
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Magnetic "scientific, thinking" (space?) putty. Silly putty for geeks. What's the magnetic equivalent of copying the comic strip onto your silly putty?? (Sponsored Link)
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The BBC will air a special Fawlty Towers tribute episode tonight to honour Andrew Sachs
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
FAA to Dreamliner pilots - "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Last night 100,000 fans of the team Chapecoense was to play in the Copa Sudamericana gathered to pay tribute to them
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Thu December 01, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Thanks to the 10th US district court of appeals, you can buy Buckyballs this Christmas for the adults you love or the kids you hate
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Woman claiming to be Prince's legally-married wife says he died for her to expose an intricate CIA plot, that she helped plan his career, that NSA labeled her a threat to national security. And that she is batshait crazy (Subby added the last one)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The stick shift is on death's door, and it's the electric vehicle that will kill it
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Beaver dam does what a beaver dam does and floods a road. It helps the road was sinking anyway but we'll blame the beavers. Bonus beavers behaving badly trifecta in blay
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
In most countries it would be cool to make your daughter pass a gruelling obstacle course in your back garden. But this is America, so it's fine
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(The Force.net)
 
 
 
Not only would the Death Star cost a fortune to run, the destruction of the one orbiting Endor would pretty much cause the extinction of all life on the forest moon. Death Star trifecta in play
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Clown of Aleppo killed by air strike. Begun, the clown wars have
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Banker accused of shady lending practices excited to strip back regulations protecting consumers from shady lending practices, says it is "the number one priority"
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
There once were two idiots from Limerick, who said "Hold my Guinness and watch this trick"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Austria bans people from smoking in their own homes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If he is picked for Secretary of State or any other cabinet position David Petraeus would have to report to his probation officer before leaving North Carolina for any trips
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
OPEC tries very hard to put the genie back into the bottle
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
A prediction, or a time-machine-enabled tribute?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Eric Young make No Way Jose feel SAnitY? Will Pentagon Dark survive the Black Lotus Triad? Will The Miz fall in love with the house Maryse bought? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8 PM ET
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Father of the Year tries to drop off child-support payment at McDonald's drive-through window, becomes enraged when ex won't come to window, crawls through said window, beats her
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
No charges filed in shooting of Keith Scott in Charlotte NC, District attorney determines officer acted lawfully
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The story of Bandai's Stadium Events, the craptacular NES game that become the most valuable video game cartridge ever
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's overseas holdings are sparking security fears in several countries who will have to pay for protection
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In today's unworkable plan to restrict personal choice, Britain's Health Secretary proposes ban on sexting for under 18s
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At a meeting with Trump, British PM Teresa May called on him to renew the "special relationship" between their two countries; which Trump may have misunderstood as he was heard muttering afterwards: Is that broad crazy? She's an unbangable 4--at best
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
A peek behind the orange curtain: Effects of Trump bypassing traditional fact checking journalists and media to indoctrinate millions directly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Austrian collector claims to have nude pictures of Eva Braun frolicking with the kangaroos outside Adolf's summer home (not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're looking for more realistic Christmas Cards this year, you can get The Three Wise Men and the Drone Strike or Joseph and Mary fleeing Aleppo
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When Fox News' Judge Napoltiano points out flag burning has been protected since 1989 and stripping people of citizenship was outlawed in 1789 noting, "People cannot be prosecuted for expressing unpopular opinions," his co-host just says, "not yet"
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
PEI police to impose stricter punishment on drunk drivers by subjecting them to endless Nickelback while detained
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Gee, why wouldn't you want your identity publicly known when you're on the jury of a murder trial against a cop?
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Lufthansa's pilot strike ends after grounding 2,700 flights along with 350,000 passengers since Wednesday. Or as United Airlines calls it, the cost of doing business
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which spent an hour focusing strictly on Tara, another person in the apocalypse whose decision-making skills are on par with the rest of the idiots populating the universe [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Celebrate Christmas in terror with Austria's 'Krampus' festivals
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So here is the real story behind McDonald's 'gold card'- where you can get free food along with a thigh master and a triple bypass operation
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mr. Miyagi claims two more victims in Queens, deaf man demands hearing, and the Roof, the Roof, the Roof is on trial: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/20 - 11/26
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Sometimes Farkers forget about the kids when incompetent adults allow tragedy to strike. One family talks about how the Royals quietly didn't
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the New York Giants keep the Cleveland Browns winless, can the Chargers zap the Texans, will the Patriots destroy the Jets and what will Seattle do against Tampa Bay? It's your Sunday afternoon football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS & FOX
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Princess Beatrice sliced open Ed Sheeran's face with a sword. Sadly, he lived
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2011, Brazil elected Dilma Roussef, who promised infrastructure spending, restrictions on imports, manufacturing jobs, and handouts to businesses. Let's see what happened to their economy... *reads article* ...Oh dear
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Need help breaking out of the "liberal bubble" but are (rightfully) wary of the fake-news, alt-right, and outright wack-a-loon "conservative" sites? Well, here are some reasonable recommendations
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Fri November 25, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
GAO says it's time to fix 401(k) rules requiring workers to wait one year to contribute. For younger workers who often change jobs early in their career, this costs them $411,439
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former steel town has become major porn and dating hub. *subby books trip*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother-in-law tried listening in on my partner and I having sex. Is that f*cked up? I think that's f*cked up"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Roof, the Roof, the Roof is on trial
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Obama gives touching tribute to his daughters, unlike Trump who gives tribute to touching his daughters. Notice the subtle difference
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you need a story that restores your faith in humanity, waiter is tipped $750 for a Xmas trip back home to Ireland so his parents can meet his girlfriend and their new baby
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
No, the voting machines are not rigged; Clinton's loss can be attributed to white folk, Comey
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(MCCLOUD)
 
 
 
It's not yet time for a Patrick Swayze Christmas, but you can gorge yourself and slump into a tryptophan coma while watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon, beginning at Noon ET on ShoutFactoryTVlive.com and YouTube
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Puppy tries to walk down stairs for the first time, but reconsiders because DAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you a two timer, a sex addict or a nosy nelly? Psychiatrist claims to be able to assess your personality based on how you unbend a paperclip
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Billionaire investor Cliff Asness is a staunch libertarian who is very much against government intervention. Except, of course, when the government intervention involves them giving him $35 million with no strings attached
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Jim Jones demands Kanye West pick a new alias for his psychiatric admission, drink the Kool-Aid: "I should charge Kanye a sucker fee"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Volkswagen aims to be global electric car leader by 2025. And if they can't make this goal they can always have their engineers write some software that says they did
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do you like slick triple plays that go right around the horn, or pure, unbridled chaos? Behold the 7 MLB triple plays of the 2016 season ...the most since 1991. Extra points for the never-before-seen 9-3-2-6-2-5
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Teenagers can't tell what is news. If only there were a book from 2007 about how mass media tries to pass off crap as news to help them learn the difference
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
TransAsian Airways going down. This article is not about that thing you tried in Thailand once
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Aetherius Society claims Jesus was an extraterrestrial. That would mean Judas was an alien bounty hunter
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(UPI)
 
 
 
After learning via text he'd been fired, truck driver dumps 1000 bushels of corn on highway, earning him a trip to kernel clink
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
I was Playboy Playmate of the Year... how dare you use my picture to advertise your strip club
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(Catholic League)
 
 
 
"Hamilton" actor once made St. Patrick's Day joke so now Trump is justified to open his internment camps
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Teenage girl hopes to follow in the footsteps of drivers like Danica Patrick and Jimmie Johnson and be NASCAR's next big female star
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation. He probably just needs some fish sticks
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Seriously, what 12-year-old hasn't tried to light creamer on fire?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couch ready. Ivanka, Donald Jr., and Eric all have equity stakes in the Old DC Post office hotel without contributing a dime
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's offshore cash repatriation plan will be great for investors and companies. The average Joe? Yeah, right
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The Dorkpod: Segway 2 - Electric Boogaloo
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NBA fines Steve Kerr $25,000 for offering to create tribute video for referee Joey Crawford
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The best basketball trick shot you'll see today uses a hydroelectric dam as a backboard
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(NFL)
 
 
 
All the NFL dome teams are playing in a dome this afternoon. Other teams such as the Patriots and the Steelers are looking to avoid embarrassing losses to lowly teams such as the 49ers and Browns. It's your NFL Sunday thread. Games start at 1 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Thomas, Sr. is going to be the answer to the trivia question of who was the oldest person to play college football at the Division 1 level
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Cancer-stricken girl whose picture broke the world's hearts has died
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The last remaining hospital in Aleppo was destroyed by air strikes
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
From acai to zabaglione, here's your guide to pronouncing those trickier restaurant menu items
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Fri November 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge allows cancer-stricken UK teen to be frozen after her death. She just can't LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOO
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman hangs a 1-year-old at a daycare, drives over a pedestrian and bicyclist, crashes her van and threatens to jump from an overpass. Currently taking bets on what the drug test shows
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're flying out of O'Hare airport for Thanksgiving, be prepared to wait; the airport's union has voted to strike
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dupont will end contributions to employee pensions
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
But are they about electric sheep?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
The incoming First Lady tries to scrub her online bio... doesn't realize how the Internet works
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If we respect Trump out of patriotism or out of reverence for the office he's about to hold or out of politeness, we are letting down the values that make New York great. Trump is an asshole, and so are his kids. Let's tell them that
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
The high price of elderly romance - flirty matchmaking trips to IKEA, differences in living habits, adult children questions, pensions. To say nothing of the chafing
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
All Trump transition team members signed a strict Code of Ethics that requires them to recuse themselves from any area they've lobbied for in the past; but at least 8 of the members are in clear violation of it. Almost as if the Code was just for show
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
NBA2K17 tries to appeal to customers with better things to do
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Will all countries who haven't ramped up their bigotry in the wake of Trump's election please step forward? Not so fast there, Canada
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In a rare tribute, Tuesday's New York Times crossword puzzle was all about the Cubs. Solve, Cubs, solve
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The reason why Donald Trump sent Chris Christie to a proverbial fishing trip on Lake Tahoe
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Brian France has figured out what NASCAR needs in an era of declining ratings and attendance. Restrictor Plates at Indy
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Tue November 15, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
'Soul Patch Bandit' robs another bank, seen on the run with 'Landing Strip Lizzie'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll knocks Patriots fans as unenthused, sitting-on-their-hands, prawn-sandwich-eating grumps compared to insanely wild Seahawks fans. "It's because they're so used to winning"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rand Paul on John Bolton being suggested for Secretary of State: "I don't know how President Trump could appoint someone who's diametrically opposed to everything Donald Trump ran on". Look, someone else who didn't pay attention the last two years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey tries to explain positive Donald Trump, Obama tweet. "I was still completely hammered from the bender I went on after the election" surprisingly not the answer
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
PA is leaving the stone age as governor signs bill that will allow six packs to be sold at beer distributors
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Like to cook and want to win a free trip to Spain? Just submit your best environmentally responsible recipe to the United Nations
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's nice to look back, on the eve of his trial, at a politician's vow to end corruption
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Patriot proposes 10th Amendment solution to Trump's neofascist campaign promises. And before you nitpick, constitutionally, municipal governments are treated as subunits of state governments. So yes, this is a 10th Amendment solution
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
British cars are famous for the reliability of their electrical wiring. British car company debuts electric car. I like where this is headed
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Trumpflation costs bond markets *Pinkie finger to lips* 1 Trillion Dollars
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Mon November 14, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
If you buy an electric vehicle after September 1, 2019, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration's "Quiet Car" rule will require it to make noise. What noise would you suggest it make?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If you thought the Seahawks and Patriots could play an entire game without some whining about the officiating, think again
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japan debates whether university beauty pageants are shining example of student-run and student-owned contributions to local cultural festivals, or just cheap way to get college girls to flash some skin and start their TV-celebrity careers
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Taco Bell Cantina outlet on Las Vegas Strip caters to tourists craving the Taco Bell lifestyle with special merch section offering t-shirts, bikinis, swim trunks, and beach towels. "For the first time ever, we made Taco Bell a retail destination"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Matrix Industries has found a way to turn your body into a watch battery
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Sun November 13, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Maeve sets her endgame, giving an ultimatum to Sylvester. Elsie has learned the secret of who's pulling the strings, but will she escape danger? Only 3 episodes before the season finale. It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Seahawks be able to beat the Patriots on their own or will Belichick and Brady ask for a definsive strike from President-elect Trump? It's your SNF thread on NBC starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inspired by the Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band record cover, a new version is created in a tribute to the long list of celebrities who have died this year
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(The Dream Shake)
 
 
 
James Harden has one of his worst games of the season against the Spurs: 25 points, 13 assists, 11 rebounds. He sucked his way to a triple-double
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"Is this the famed Soviet Star of Voronezh?" "No, this is Patrick"
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Sat November 12, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello out there, we're on the air, it's hockey night tonight. Will Austen score or will Toronto bore? Will Lightning strike when the Sharks take the ice? The puck drops on the "early" games at 7 PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Judge declares mistrial for former Cincinnati officer who killed driver in traffic stop
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Arizona finally declares a victory for Donald Trump days after the election when the truck delivering the state's returns arrived with its turn signal flashing the entire trip
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Pedestrians know that drivers typically have no interest in running them down. So why not simply step out into the street and assert the right of way?"
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Northwest tries to take a page from the old South's playbook
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers to judge: Hey, our client's going to be President now, so can we just hold off on this whole fraud trial?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
But how would you pull the trigger...?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Donald Trump's transition team is assembling like a super-lobbyist Voltron." Presumably this is the triple humping robot version that never made it stateside
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest thing at the Brazilian GP is Lewis Hamilton's Ayrton Senna tribute helmet: "Designed by Bell Racing, the stunning yellow helmet has the Brazilian flag and Christ the Redeemer whilst keeping Hamilton's signature 'Still I Rise' phrase"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
GrubHub CEO alienates employees after sending anti-Trump email to the company's entire distribution list
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(Economist)
 
 
 
LHC collector is FINALLY going to prove supersymmetry is nothing more than subatomic pixie dust conjoured up by sad fantasists, and this one physicist stands to win a lot of beer when he disproves string theory once and for all
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rubik's Cube tries and fails to trademark the cube
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
California Legislative Leaders: Dudes, Trump is totally bogus. But if he tries to harsh our buzz, we won't just chillax and mellow out. Declaración disponible en español
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man tries fleeing cops at 165 mph. And he would have gotten away with it too, if only he remembered to fill up his motorcycle tank with gas beforehand
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(AOL Cars (UK))
 
 
 
Porsche unveils its new 911 GT3 RS at a trim level even you can afford
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hard to say which is worse: that the male lecturer decides halfway through class to strip totally naked, or that his subject is microscopic anatomy (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this electrifying experience
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you had placed a £5 treble bet on Leicester winning the title, the UK voting for Brexit and Donald Trump triumphing in the race to be President of the United States, today you'd be counting up a staggering £15million ($18.6 million)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dow Jones Industrial Average is back up due to a stronger than expected showing in orange futures
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's National Scrapple Day. Do you know what it is? Do you like it? Anything you would like to add about this intriguing food?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Between Brady voting for Trump and Belichick owning up to the endorsement letter most Patriots fans are at Def-Con Level 4 cognitive dissonance
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
And the F-35's latest trick: Catching fire in mid-air
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The pregame is over, the server hamsters are warming up, Subby's on his second pack of smokes and third bottle of gin, and the polls are starting to close. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Trumptriots continue to dominate the polls, the Raiders leapfrog the impotent Ponies, but the real winner of our Week 10 rankings are the Bengals, leaping five spots in their bye week, proving that the only winning move is not to play
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Dad, I'm pretty sure this is a strip club." "Shut up Timmy, this is where they said I was supposed to vote, and vote I shall"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
On-Cor frozen chicken patties recalled because meat filler ingredients should not include blue plastic from "around the time a trim repair was made on belt material"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Stop the acidification of our oceans... the Sea Snails are beginning to trip out, man
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Subby has always wanted an Imperial mouse droid for a Roomba, but having a drone shaped as the probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back ... (throws money at monitor)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
We've got our gold ingots, survival bars, a case of Thunderbird, and whatever the hell a Patriot Privy is. Live from the Fark Bunker it's your pre-election warm-up
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Eight people go to hospital after attempt to put out electrical fire with water
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Federal Court, July 2016: North Carolina election restrictions "target African Americans with almost surgical precision." North Carolina GOP, November 2016: "African American Early Voting is down 8.5% from this time in 2012"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Triumph the Comic Dog explores trigger warnings on campus
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin tells Bill O'Reilly Donald Trump will win on Tuesday because 'polls are for strippers'
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Sun November 06, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
U.S. corporate cash holdings this year will now reach a staggering $1.77 trillion. Although that balance will drop to almost zero after giving out executives' year end bonus money
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With all the stress and strife in the world, what are your comfort books, the books you go to to chill out and take a mental break from the insanity? It's the Zen edition of the Saturday Morning Book Club
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Fri November 04, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Uh, one of those ugly, modern buildings." "Yeah? Wait until they strip the facade off"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
This time it's Chasing under the lights when the NASCAR Truck Series kids head to Texas for the Striping Technology 350, 8:30 PM ET on FS1. Wait, "striping technology"? Why not call it the Paint Brush 350?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Often you have a boardroom full of people from different countries communicating in English and all understanding each other and then suddenly the American or Brit walks into the room and nobody can understand them"
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(Car Keys (UK))
 
 
 
Mazda says it will "never" build an electric car, and it thinks hybrids are a joke too
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Triple H sends the Cubs a custom WWE championship belt in honor of their World Series title. And the bling just keeps on coming
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chris Christie aides Bill Baroni and Bridget Kelly found guilty on all counts in Bridgegate trial
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
The day the 911 network stood still -- Teen accidentally triggers TDoS attack
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man returns home after vacation in Belize but can't overcome memories of the trip, it's really eating him up (Warning: graphic pics)
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Autopsy shows that former Patriot fullback Kevin Turner had the most advanced case of CTE that researchers have ever seen. Think Swiss cheese... without the cheese
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(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Dr. Strange is indoctrination into demonic occultism, claims Christian film critic insulted by the hoary hosts of Hoggoth
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If driving around on Halloween night with electrical wires protruding from your penis is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's defense attorneys in the Trump University case: So, uh, can we make ALL of his comments on the campaign trail off-limits for the trial? Plaintiffs attorneys: How about no?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie turns to Christopher Chance to help extricate Wild Dog from Tobias Church's clutches. No word if Kelly Leak will make an appearance. 8 PM ET on CW
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's talk about why the press is refusing to talk about allegations that Trump raped a 13-year-old girl and has a trial date on the matter. See, I didn't talk about the case
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked man roams condo, knocking on doors for sex. Trick-or-treat was Monday, dude
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
There are few things creepier than being stuck in a dark room with your high school teacher and he starts talking to you about stripping and prostitution
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Russia's floating garbage fire finally limps into the Mediterranean on route to Syria, where it is not expected to contribute anything. So why did they send it? As a "potent symbol"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Patriots are on top again, and the Cowboys become the new team in second place. Even the ESPN writers admit their rankings make no sense in their comments on several teams. It's your Week 9 Power Rankings thread
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
And for its next trick - Hulu will make the Cosby Show completely disappear on Nov.7
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dad of the year feels bad 3-year-old daughter is stuck on a flight on Halloween, so he passes out candy with notes to all the passengers so she can trick or treat
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Having failed to sell any real advertising itself, Twitter is experimenting with stripping ads out from web pages it links to
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Politics got you down? Trick or treaters still on the prowl so you can't get into a movie? Here's a short that has a mortician, a kung-fu taxidermist, jerky werewolves, and possibly the drollest narration since The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
KellyAnne Conway did such a good job advocating for her boss on CNBC today, she even got his pending trial for raping a 13-year old mentioned on-air
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union of Denis and Nelya in holy matrimony, which is an honorable estate
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Imagine every nerve in your body firing simultaneously, triggering full, agonizing body spasms. Meet the blue coral snake with its particularly nasty venom
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(Fox 30 Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Taking kids trick-or-treating tonight? Time to check sex offender websites to spread paranoia far & wide
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ask An Ethicist: Is it ethical for us to rise up as one, slay the wealthy, and distribute their stuff?
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Those elites...they think they're better than us" A history of distrust and dislike of the educated class, and the "contributions" of Richard Nixon
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook dials it in and scores NBA's first 50-point-triple-double in 40 years
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You know that trick where you confuse your dog by pretending to throw a ball? Apparently that works on Chris Christie too
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Some parents, frightened by scary clown stories, will go trick or treating packing heat. "I'm terrified of clowns already and if one messes with me or my kids it'll be to the hospital or morgue they go.''
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The war with extraterrestrials will begin in France. MON DIEU
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(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
Electric vehicles could soon take over world rally competition because they have tons of torque, a low center of gravity and they're dirt cheap
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Patriots-Bills game goes totally dildos, with video goodness
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"No one over the age of thirteen should go Trick or Treating"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Auston Matthews score a hat-trick? Will there be blood in Habs/Leafs? Step forward if you're playing in prime time today. Not so fast, Buffalo and Florida. Sabres/Panthers @ 1 PM ET, everyone else @ 7 PM ET or later. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Texas Farkadocious 2: Electric Boogaloo. Join us tonight at The Flying Saucer in Ft. Worth
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
CenturyLink tries to level up
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is a Universal Basic Income the answer to the growing lack of jobs? Canada is going to run a trial next year
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
New disclosures show that Trump "triple matched" his supporters' donations by exactly $0.00. Oh, but he did use $31K of their money to pay rent
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: No, not a trick. There really is a Food Thread this week and it's all about tasty treats for Halloween. Do you make anything festive for parties or for the kids? It doesn't even need to be pumpkin-based
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Clan in the video game "Destiny" performs elaborate in-game Michael Jackson tribute
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bizarre propaganda video from Best Korea shows Kim Jong-Un supposedly flying a plane and shooting guns - all while a breathless narrator tries to suppress her excitement
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is why you shouldn't leave the honor bowl out for trick-or-treaters on Halloween
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Thu October 27, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I see your bisexual English vicar and raise you a Serbian Orthodox priest charged with hiring a juvenile prostitute and drug offenses. Not-rare-at-all clerics gone bad trifecta in play
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's lieutenant governor tries to escape his orbit
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray Palmer tries to completely Barry the timeline while stranded in 18th century Japan (CW 8ET)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google tries to take JJ Abrams out of the equation
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Here's the US Navy's long-term plan: Put missiles on everything they've got that floats, especially if it it's now unarmed, then send it into battle: "The theory of distributed lethality is a cost-effective approach to making the US Navy more lethal"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla set records this quarter for revenue, vehicle production and sales and made a profit for the first time in two years. There might be something to this electric car fad after all
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cutting through 300-pound test string with your bare hands is not only a good party trick, but could also be pretty useful in certain situations
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lost Ingmar Bergman movie script "Sixty-four Minutes with Rebecka", originally penned in 1969 for busted collaboration with Fellini and Kurosawa but shelved and forgotten, retrieved from archives and will be filmed for 2018 release
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Goofy bastard tries to slip into Disney World with a loaded semi-auto
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Qantas pilots fume over stricter uniform standards. No handlebar mustaches? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Think you could survive sitting next to your spouse in a car for 103 days and 30,000 miles? Well that's what it will take to break the new world's record for longest road trip in a single country
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Judge declares mistrial in NASCAR driver Mike Wallace's Rascall Flatts beating case when he realizes two other witnesses were sitting in open court as first one was on the stand
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch Corey Kluber strike out eight Cubs through three innings in one historic GIF
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
With no success in four downs leading him stuck at the plate after three strikes, Tim Tebow looks to his next great failure: GOP Frontman. Let's all take a knee and pray
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NATO will press allies on Wednesday to contribute to its biggest military build-up on Russia's borders since the Cold War as the alliance prepares for a protracted quarrel with Moscow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to give trick-or-treaters something other than full-sized Mars bars this Halloween? Four words: chocolate dipped brussels sprouts
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Tue October 25, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man runs himself over while leaving strip club, crashes truck into house and flees, no doubt to the inevitable soundtrack of Florida Man: Yakkety Sax
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Remember that selfie that Justin Timberlake took at a voting booth in Memphis? Now he's being investigated by the local District Attorney for possible election-law violation
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania senate votes to allow beer distributors to sell beer
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
The Ark Encounter claims to have had 400,000 visitors since opening in July, although strict interpreters of the Bible say that number should be reduced by a factor of 10,000
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Various Cubs tried their best answering trivia questions about 1908, with highly amusing results. Hey, 1908 was a long time ago
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight tries to explain why they give Trump better odds at winning than anyone else. Mostly Nate Silver still feels shame for not predicting Trump would win the primary in the first place
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Entertainment Weekly ranks the top 50 most powerful superheroes just in time so you can select a costume for trick or treating that doesn't come from the bottom of the list
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Mon October 24, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
What will Paul Heyman say with his client BROCK LESNAR? Will Chris Jericho turn on Kevin Owens in the Triple Threat match? Will Braun Strowman run through Sami Zayn like a Bronco? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Not news: The best record in the AFC belongs to the Patriots. Fark: The second best record belongs to the team with perhaps the worst defense
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Feeling extra patriotic this week, Obama leaves ISIS a nice USA-themed gift
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
While leading this weekend's US Grand Prix, Lewis Hamilton was petrified his Mercedes would exhibit a case of its typical reliability, or lack thereof
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover "binary binary" stellar system, which puts them on the hunt now for tribinary and quadribinary systems, and if Gillette gets involved, quintibinary stellar systems
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is up to her old tricks again with her Wikileaks strategy: Doubt, delay, distract
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Leftist rock band? How square. Subby's going to pitch a dubstep trio of Alex P. Keaton-lookalikes that vote for Gary Johnson
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tim Miller will not direct Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
So, you want to become an independent pharmaceutical manufacturing and distribution entrepreneur
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club has some extra time set aside and is looking for the perfect trilogy to read. What do you recommend (other than a real comfy reading chair)?
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics says kids should be allowed to watch as much TV as they want. Great. Where were you guys 30 years ago?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Raise a glass. Striking Jim Beam workers accept a new contract
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Meteorologists may have solved mystery of the Bermuda Triangle. In other news, sales of Reynolds Wrap up 500%
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Old Brit: "Why I think gentrification is pants." Answer: because his favorite old high-street lingerie shop closed down
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone reporter at the UVA libel trial: "It was a mistake to rely on someone whose intent was to deceive me." Ya think?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Clinton tries to run up the score, sends MVP Michelle Obama to campaign for her in Arizona. Don't get cocky, kid
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks reveal John Podesta urged to involve Obama in discussions about existence of space aliens. "A conversation with you and President Obama regarding the next steps in extraterrestrial disclosure for the benefit of our country and our planet"
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
If Shakespeare were alive today, would he be writing intense slobberknocker storylines for Vince McMahon and WWE? Stephanie McMahon thinks so: "If we're doing our jobs right, you become invested in our characters' tragedy and triumph"
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Industrial spill results in chlorine gas cloud engulfing Kansas town of 11,000
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles football player and "America's Got Talent" finalist Jon Dorenbos demonstrates some mind-blowing card tricks that will have you doing a double take
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump investigated in-person voter fraud in 2004. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant Donald Trump tried to commit in-person voter fraud in 2004, with bonus Billy Bush accompaniment
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo tries to apologize to the home plate umpire for assuming he earned a walk and gets a very polite response. A cool hidden mic "Sounds of the Game" gives a rare glimpse of an umpire and batter conversation
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Burglars say bicycle shop owner caught them, made them strip naked then tortured them for two hours. It's the Orlando way
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man goes on trial for farting in boy's face, judge waves briefs
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Mike Pence knocks back another slug of whisky and tries to contort Trump's latest words into something less horrible
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Alright, Austen Matthews, fellow NHL rookie Patrik Laine sees your four-goal game in a loss and counters with a hat-trick in a comeback victory from 4-0 down, including the OT game winner
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Why is it that the U.S. still can't vote online if more than 84% of Americans have access to the internet, and countries as small as Estonia have been doing it since 2005?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
No Party candidate Bruce Nathan, accompanied by armed security, tries storming into UCF Senate debate between Marco Rubio, Patrick Murphy. See, this is why we can't have third party candidates, people
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
After public outrage, Japanese city says it should not have stripped photographer of first prize after he unwittingly submitted festive pic of girl who was bullied into suicide, hands award back to him and apologizes to her family. Um, thanks
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The absurdly oversized viola called the Octobasse dwarfs anyone who tries to play it, and produces a note below the threshold of human hearing
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sea-Tac goats successfully trim bushes near landing strips, love the berries
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The electric car could completely eliminate the oil industry, and it won't even take a complete lack of gasoline-powered cars to do it
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
NRO contributor and doughy pantload Jonah Goldberg would like to remind you sanctimonious libtardos that the most aggrieved victim of the Trump tape controversy is poor, hapless ol' Billy Bush
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(Time)
 
 
 
The six most extreme Halloween candies that will delight trick-or-treaters. Wait, didn't the superlative "extreme" fade out in 1999? Anyway, here is how to avoid getting egged or toilet papered this year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Nearly a quarter of millennials would prefer a meteor striking Earth than either of the US presidential candidates being elected"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Teacher who left negative feedback on Expedia customer survey after insurance snafu finds her trip cancelled and a "Fark You" message in her account
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Video game voice actors preparing to go on strike, just like people with real jobs do
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Oddly satisfying...an industrial shredder eats a car
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump had a yuuuuuuuuuuge crush on Princess Diana, got outed for it, then tried to deny it despite all the evidence. I'm sensing a pattern here
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Cisco's off his game when he names the newest meta Magenta (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, it's Lola vs. Ghost Rider's charger in the L.A. river as Coulson tries to take down Robbie (ABC 10ET)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBC trims Bush
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The lamestream media tries to use "experts" and "facts" to prove the election won't be rigged
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you think you're good at Tetris, you're not. Unless you're this guy
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Russian strip club owner hopes to thaw relations between the US and Russia with Beauty and The Beast performances in New York City featuring 15 dancers: "The only thing I know how to do is put on erotic cabaret shows"
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
There's not much fame that comes with being a championship ping pong player. You don't get shoe deals, ticker tape parades, or cameos in movies. You do, however, get to post awesome trick shot compilation videos
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Former dumps could soon become the most valuable industrial real estate in America: "Underground waste mountains can be mined for useful elements and metals like titanium that we would otherwise have to source from virgin raw materials"
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight on Supergirl: Trump tries to grope Kara, is reduced to a pile of Cheeto-stained ashes (CW 8ET)
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
In order to prevent it from becoming a neo-nazi shrine, Austrian officals are planning on demolishing the house in which Hitler was born. Fark: which, up until now, had been used a group home to care for the mentally disabled
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a study of what countries get more calories from alcohol than soft drinks, America didn't even make the list. Drew is disappoint
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1777, Patriots are victorious at Saratoga, move to 1-0 in the Revolutionary War League
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Weird Al feeds ostriches
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For his next trick, Javier Baez lets an infield liner fall in order to turn a rare 4-6-5-6 double play. Awareness kids, is job #1
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(The State)
 
 
 
Whiskey workers strike at two Jim Beam distilleries in Kentucky. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to cut off your ankle monitor and escape your murder trial in Chattanooga, do it after business hours when no one is monitoring them
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Sat October 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL owners have reached out to the NFLPA about a CBA extension. Labor peace or labor strife?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
At 11:30 ET, Discovery Family airs a documentary about the top 1% of Equestria's flyers. Its purpose is to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the ponies who graduate are the best flyers in the world. They call it "Top Bolt"
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Electric cars could be given priority at traffic lights, because people who have enough money to buy Teslas sure don't care to spend time sitting in traffic behind your crappy Kia
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(Some Dork)
 
 
 
Happy Metric Week on the 100th anniversary of the founding of the U.S. Metric Association, with the mission to help the U.S. complete its transition to the metric system. Let's celebrate glorious century-long futility
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Thanks Trump, for taking far-right extremist hate groups mainstream. You're a real contributor to a civilized society
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Certain Halloween costumes triggering you? University of Florida will offer counseling
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Republican leader calls for imprisonment of political opposition without trial, just for having differing opinions. No, not that one
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump supporter tries to threaten the press by drawing swastikas, has no idea what a swastika looks like
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Thief from Poland tries to make a clean getaway by hiding in a dishwasher
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Most British headline of the day: "A man tried to buy some chips with seven Rizlas at a takeaway, sparking a massive, drunken brawl"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Deficit reduced by a trillion dollars over the last eight years. Thanks Obama
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Only 12 of the 22,450 people that work for Trump contributed to his campaign. Either he doesn't pay them enough or they hate his guts
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Armrest Truther Katrina Pierson" is only the 12th weirdest thing you'll read about this election today
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The possibility of exposing further evidence of a conspiracy between the Times and the Hillary campaign is intriguing
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Want to go somewhere good for trick-or-treating? Go to Philadelphia. Here comes the research
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump triples down on that whole "Arresting my political enemies" bullcookies
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Abbott and Costello heirs strike out in 'Who's on First?' lawsuit
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
TripAdvisor will stop letting people go view endangered and wild animals. So if you wanted to go view pandas or elephants in their natural habitat surrounded by hunters, bad news
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For my next trick, watch me turn a $300 comic book into a $10 comic book
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(Splitsider)
 
 
 
Demitri Martin does his best Carl Sagan in 'Our Fascinating Planet"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton picks up the endorsement of noted liberal ragsheet The Salt Lake Tribune. Wait, what?
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Teen installed a stripper pole and threw wild drug parties while dad stayed out in the shed
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
So Trump is coarse. So he has said some offensive things. So he won't mix well at George Will's patrician cocktail parties. So he causes the elites to clutch their pearls and get the vapors. So what? We have a country to save
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS confirms that their propaganda chief was killed in coalition air strikes earlier this month. They'd like put a positive spin on this news, but, well...you know
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alongside its perennial "50 tricks to drive your Savior wild" piece, this issue of Billy Graham's Christianity Today, blasts Donald Trump as a "fool" and calls blind support for the GOP nominee in hopes of advancing a policy agenda "idolatry"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scottie Nell Hughes tries to pin Trump's comments on 50 Shades of Grey--which wasn't even published when the comments were made--and Ana Navarro is right there to tear down the deer-in-headlights spokeswoman. Maybe SNL's parody of her day off was right
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I don't know where to begin. Behold the most disturbing Trump tribute you'll see today. Or maybe ever
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah, Tiger Woods' triumphant return to PGA play lasted about as long as we all thought
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump tries to prove he isn't a threat to women by lurking behind Clinton throughout Sunday's debate
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
After close brush with Florida, Matthew decides he likes his odds with the Bermuda Triangle. (Follow-Up tag last seen still running in opposite direction from Jim Cantore.)
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Wales, pictured ahead of their match with Austria, have gained a reputation for taking football's worst team photographs"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the Philippines one hundred days after Rodrigo Duterte took office: He's compared himself to Hitler, cut ties with the US, police have killed 3,700 people without a trial, and the streets are awash in blood
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not quite feeling like yourself? Before calling the doctor, check the barometric pressure
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Paul Ryan booed by Trump supporters at an event in his own district. Fark: It was a "party unity rally"
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Sat October 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GOP lawyers are triangulating a 'triple-bank shot' to get Trump off the ticket, but that would tangle most states in tense litigation over their already printed or cast ballots. But the Supreme Court can always expedite the process...oh, wait
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Second place finisher in Iron-man Triathlon disqualified for A) Using performance enhancing drugs, B) Skipping one leg of the race C) Using chapstick
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drop out? In my moment of triumph?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is feeling patriotic...patriotically funny, that is, and is looking for some great American humorists. Oh, and Mark Twain is a given, so who else you got?
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Anyone trippin' balls, yeah, no clicking this. The rest of you, click but still at your own risk
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Homeland Security)
 
 
 
USIC confident that Russia hacked emails to influence US elections, as well as those of other countries. Later to confirm sky blue, beer good
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It would be great if we launched unprovoked attacks on other countries like the great generals we learned about in history class
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Strip club plans a voter outreach program in hopes of getting everyone to the poles
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tells anti-poverty group he is for free trade and thinks overthrowing despots is better than food distribution to alleviate world hunger
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
David Letterman goes to get a beard trim in Indiana. Sorry, added a few too many letters, I meant India
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla downgraded from electric to two hamsters on a wheel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ticket scalpers are taking a bath on Desert Trip tickets because the core audience for Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Who and Roger Waters doesn't go anywhere after 4 p.m. unless there's a free salad bar involved
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Wed October 05, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Humanity has racked up $152 TRILLION of debt. Um...to whom? Itself? Aliens?
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(Hollywood Tuna)
 
 
 
Giada DeLaurentiis poses partially topless and trilobite purple monkey dishwasher and you never even got to dishwasher (SFW)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder if you could pass the driver's test in other countries? Hint - In Denmark you'd better seriously practice
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Dear Entergy Electric, Please put stronger locks at your electric utility substation. Thanks. Sincerely, 8,000 Arkansas customers currently in the dark
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You sir, have insulted my honor. I challenge you a duel of weed whackers for me and an electric dryer for you
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
An Indian-American native of Steve King's district has a few words for his racially pure vision of Western Iowa. About 962 words, to be precise
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson confirms he's been tripping balls this whole time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
2016 strikes yet again: Jane Fonda's co-star dies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Broncos D remains #1, Wilson's arm going forward advances the Seahawks to #2, Steelers have 43 reasons to be #3, and the Patriots freefall 2 spots after getting mocked by the Bills. This is your 2016 Week 5 ESPN Power Rankings Pre-Brady Edition
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Congress: "Let's pass a law so people can sue countries because terrorism." Obama: "Bad idea. People can sue us too." Congress: "law." Obama: "veto." Congress: "override, uh, derp, uh, it's Obama's fault. What branch are we?" Iraqis: "lawsuit"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New Jersey Verizon customers say their landline service is just slightly better than two tin cans and a string
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Teen tries to hire a clown to kill her teacher. Homey don't play that
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In accordance with its principles the party of small government and unrestricted free markets would like a federal investigation of Space-X, because reasons
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Jezebel asks what it would take for a sexbot to pass the Turing test, rise up against the patriarchy, and find Sarah Connor
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine and John Smoltz threw out the final first pitches at Turner Field. Behold the Hall of Fame trio that combined for 833 wins, seven Cy Young Awards, 26 All-Star Games, 11 division titles, five NL pennants and a World Series
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Sun October 02, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to strike it rich? Here's your world map of seven treasure troves yet to be found. X marks the spot
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL kicks off in London at 9:30 AM ET with the Jags hosting the Colts at Wembley. Who else is up this damn early for 1-2 at 0-3? Will Gus Bradley's job survive the trip home if they lose?
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
San Diego Union-Tribune breaks 148-year tradition, endorses Clinton
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
It's the largest prison strike in history and likely the first you're hearing about it
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red light district
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Megadoggapalooza, swimming with 16 golden retrievers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So, could you throw out 75% of your stuff and go on a strict two-year shopping ban?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is you can still settle on unclaimed land not ruled by a government. The bad news is the land exists on a strip of desert between Egypt and Sudan
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not so good: four tiny kittens experience a rough and tumble introduction to life after being born in an industrial dryer. Better: they are safely rescued. Best: being reunited with their mother in time for Caturday
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Fri September 30, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
How awesome is Albert Einstein? He helped bring electricity to the oldest and most traditional Oktoberfest tent in Munich that's still standing
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over, the Peep strike has ended
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Pirate who leaked the Peanuts movie fined $1 million and ordered to pay 5¢ for psychiatric help
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cup Noodles turns 45, with key assist from the USA: "A trip to the United States in the 1960s inspired Ando's cup creation, when he watched people break up his original rectangular blocks of instant ramen to fit into cups for consumption"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Tribune endorses Gary Johnson: "We would rather recommend a principled candidate for president - regardless of his or her prospects for victory - than suggest that voters cast ballots for such disappointing major-party candidates"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to book your trip to EuroFark 2016: Sept 30 - Oct 2 - Berlin, Germany
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has had some bad luck when it comes to gambling and going on various trips, what's the best way to remove a curse so he has better luck with all of these things?
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Homeowner builds a wall of electricity to electrocute neighbor who has been stealing his Trump signs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harry Potter's house too small and cheap for you? Hermione's home now for sale. Will the Weasley's make the trifecta?
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Stockton mayor, recently arrested for strip poker with drunk teens and under investigation over the use of his gun in the murder of another teen, announces plan to hire private security with military background to patrol city, answerable only to him
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart recalls 46,000 China-made tripod stools, hopefully before the fall
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Friday morning the Rosetta spacecraft will crash land onto Comet 67P in a sorrowful milestone. "The ESA isn't waiting to receive a triumphant victory signal from its spacecraft. It's waiting for the phone line to go dead"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Siena)
 
 
 
Zephyr Teachout in dead heat in her race for Congress in NY: The district is +5 Trump, despite overwhelming support of climate science and immigration reform
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(The Daily Beast)