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Sat April 20, 2019
(Some badly designed loquat website)
 
 
 
My loquat tree is producing insane piles of fruit, and is now attracting rats to my yard. What Do?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wall Street firms are being taken over by 22-year-olds. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Bob Ross cereal is now here ... with marshmallow bits shaped like happy little trees
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Fri April 19, 2019
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Car goes off road, smashes into tree - and the tree walks away. Wait, that's not it. *Tree* goes *on* road, smashes into car - and the *driver* walks away
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Thu April 18, 2019
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Westworld and Game of Thrones get another parody treatment by...Sesame Street?
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Seeking Alpha: "Ali Baba is a Pone Stock." Wallstreetmitter: What's a "pone stock?" Article: ""
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Wed April 17, 2019
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Wanabe Houdini's skeletal remains found chained to a tree two years after he disappeared. Geoff Peterson is wanted for questioning (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
The wonderful and good-looking City Council of beautiful and friendly Peachtree City, Georgia proposes to sue anyone who says they're not any of those things
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Tue April 16, 2019
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"The last Checker cab took one final fare on the streets of New York City almost 20 years ago, but today, about two dozen remain on the road where they are often used in movies and TV shows. Saving them from extinction is the job of "The Checker Guy"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I'm hiring you to help with my neighbor. No, he didn't steal my mower or wife. No, not loud music all the time. No, not a dealer. Look, just take this money, kill him, hang him from a tree and leave a burning cross on his lawn
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens jamming out in the streets, but yeah, it's aliens jamming out in the streets
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not to panic Floridians but very hungry alligators are invading your streets, homes and pools. Bonus: It's also mating season for them which makes them hungrier because they're more active
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Mon April 15, 2019
(Forbes)
 
 
 
It's a crappy job, but someone's got to map the human feces on the city streets of San Francisco
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you don't want your kid to grow up to be the guy who walks down the street casually setting cars on fire, maybe don't name him Malice
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man crashes car outside a Carls Jr., decides to get all McConaughey and strips naked, then changes mind, runs across the street into a McDonalds and takes a stab at having it his way, then brings his knife to a gunfight with Mall Cop
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Sun April 14, 2019
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Rossi will defend last years win from the Pole with Dixon alongside. Last weeks winner Sato goes off from 8th. Weather is warm and dry so enjoy the scenic streets of Indycar's Long Beach Grand Prix with coverage starting at 4 PM ET on NBCSN
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Sat April 13, 2019
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The Young Six respond to a summons from the Tree of Harmony, only to learn it has been destroyed. What will they do to memorialize it, and will they check their voicemail more often? It's My Little Pony Uprooted on Discovery Family at 11:30 AM ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite word?
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Fri April 12, 2019
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Some people say it is a shadow from some of the branches being too close and that there is moss on the tree that could explain it. Certainly I don't believe it's a Mashed Potato Fairy
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Officer to meowing suspect: "How much have you had to drink tonight?" Accused: "Not enough"
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Wed April 10, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Budweiser tries to sell "Patagonia" beer using logo with outline of mountains. Shockingly, a small outdoor clothing company you might have heard of has a problem with this
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Tue April 09, 2019
(Some Midwestern Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is going to NYC for the first time ever on Friday for 5 days. What to do? Do I say hi to anyone on the street? Should I try the "pizza"? Where can I get a good drink?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers use genomic data to map 'refugia' where North American trees survived the ice age
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Sun April 07, 2019
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Mindless smartphone-toting jaywalker tried to cross busy Singapore street. What happened next will surprise ... absolutely no one (with video)
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Let your inner child come out and check out 10 of the most amazing tree houses you'd love to explore
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Sat April 06, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No it's not thousands of UFOs, it's an absurd number of real streetlights that opportunistic villagers have erected to rip off the Chinese government
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Fri April 05, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'And now, no. 4. The Yellow Meranti.'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'And now, no. 4. The Yellow Meranti.'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Patagonia, the official supplier of branded fleece vests to tech bros and Wall Street bros, pledges to be more ethical in its choice of corporate partners, bro
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hiker rescues wolf mother from trap. Saves wolf pups, too. Four Years later, she eats him...stupid autocorrect... MEETS him. Sappy tag is for the nearby trees and CERTAINLY not due to subby's gummy eyes from crying or nothing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seventy percent of Wall Street thinks Trump will be reelected in 2020. The rest think he'll make a wonderful king
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Thu April 04, 2019
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
You know those little electric scooter rentals at the boardwalk? Not safe. Three accidents in three days result in broken neck, broken back and dead guy
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Jurassic crocodile sheds light, tears on family tree
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's the worst class of Brexit fans you could ever hope to meet in Parliament? Meet the Brincels, who according to Tory colleagues are not as smart and "would rather lose and fight on the streets than strike any sort of compromise"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New Zealand celebrates running of the sheep though town streets. Event turns into a bunch of ewe turns
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Wed April 03, 2019
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fark mascot has apparently swapped his Maker's Mark for psychedelic mushrooms
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's tough, then there's giving birth in a mango tree tough
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus posts photos of herself potentially harming a Joshua tree. This means war
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last time CO2 levels were this high sea level was 60 feet higher and there were trees at the south pole. Son of a beech
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian boy sets off on round-the-world trip **a few hours later** "a search team found him walking down a street equipped with encyclopaedias, a toy, money from his piggy bank and a banana"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Insane downhill bike run through the streets of Colombia will convince you that it's nothing you want to try
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alaska hits earliest 70-degree readings on record. Sarah Palin says she can't see Russia because of all the palm trees growing in her backyard
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Tue April 02, 2019
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
If the government won't fill in the street's potholes, at least this 12-year-old kid will
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new species of wood-munching peener-clams has been discovered. No, not at your mom's house - at the bottom of the ocean
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sesame Street has been on TV for fifty years and here are the photos to prove it
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Mon April 01, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nashville mayor: "We are not cutting down our ornamental cherry trees for the NFL Draft. Now let's just have a Draft now, shall we?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Classic video games, classic movies, and classic board games are all here in the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 17-23 Tree Sperm Edition
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
In "thing that sounds like a Canada joke but isn't" news, Canadians pour hot maple syrup on snow and pick it up with sticks and eat it. I swear to you, this is not an April Fools' Day joke
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Sun March 31, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Banana split inception
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Sat March 30, 2019
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa man walks the streets with giant fifty-pound catfish. It's not news, it's Fark
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Fri March 29, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A small part of me will miss the glorious winter bloom of New York City's Bag Trees
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The tree of life is on fire
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lyanna Mormont doesn't like Jon Snow's new girlfriend
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Wed March 27, 2019
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Papadopoulos says he was down with his hommies: I had "street cred" in prison thanks to my Trump ties
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Tue March 26, 2019
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wall Street trader bonuses decline an average of $30,000, or about a month's rent on that really cool place in DUMBO you know one of them has. Fark needs a small violin tag
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Fitness trainer climbs trees in park, uses branches for abs workout, and ok, that's actually impressive
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Mon March 25, 2019
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
European tour golfer shanks his second shot into the trees, decides to "Happy Gilmore" his next shot off the grandstands and saves par to finish 5-under for the day, then goes on to win the tournament
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
California decides that suppressing dead trees is better than suppressing forest fires
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Sun March 24, 2019
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
A tree grows in the stands of a football stadium, becomes local team's most famous official supporter after getting membership card and complimentary jersey
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Sat March 23, 2019
(The Local)
 
 
 
Old and busted: social media slap fight. New hotness: social media street fight
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Fri March 22, 2019
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
City offers bounty to people who cut down Bradford Pear trees, assuming they can safely operate a chainsaw while under the influence of hay fever medicine
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
City offers bounty to people who cut down Bradford Pear trees, assuming they can safely operate a chainsaw while under the influence of hay fever medicine
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police trying to figure out why sheep was tied to tree in Brooklyn. Thankfully there was not a pair of loose-fitting boots left around
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Thu March 21, 2019
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man dressed as city worker pulling copper from streetlights might have gotten away with it, except most city workers don't have heroin in their toolbox
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Wed March 20, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's no secret that Hillary still roams the streets at night, fangs a-ready, killing at will all whom she blames, before skulking back to the underground pizza lair to feast on the bones of guys like this
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Tue March 19, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crowbar-wielding unicorn who robbed a High's convenience store for cigarettes and cash is arrested after his getaway driver crashes into mailboxes, pole, and tree. Friendship is magic
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Mon March 18, 2019
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
New York's Straw Hat Riot of 1922; a days-long brawl between street gangs and dock workers over wearing a Summer hat in the Fall
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Sun March 17, 2019
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Another year, another beginning on the streets of Melbourne. Mercedes has the front row with Hamilton up front followed by Vettel and Mad Max in row 2. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Australia discussion thread at 1 AM ET on ESPN
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Sat March 16, 2019
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
It's Pandamonium in the streets of Tokyo as a wild animal escapes and terrorizes the population. Actually, the people just gave it belly rubs because it was a publicity stunt
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Fri March 15, 2019
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
That mountain of jiggly foam flooding the streets of Hartford, WI is not the result of a gigantic beer spill
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Thu March 14, 2019
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Genealogy company Family Tree DNA offering to let customers opt-out of the FBI's genetic data access, pinky swear that they won't hand over your data to them if you opt-out
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A woman called 911 on a man screaming and running through the streets. Turns out, he's just a big Cleveland Browns fan
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Wed March 13, 2019
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover 83 supermassive black holes in the early universe, extending your mom's family tree by generations. Congratulations
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's a good day to go back and look at how Manafort answered a question about Russian collusion
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police are looking for a machete gang after a targeted street attack. Degree of difficulty: nowhere near any place tropical
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hey, he's not *all* bad; President Trump signs bill creating 375,000 acres of wilderness in California, Oregon, New Mexico and Utah, including new protections for Joshua Tree and Death Valley national parks
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
A weak drink? On Bourbon Street? Well, I never
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Squirrel emerges victorious in treetop showdown with bald eagle
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Tue March 12, 2019
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's "Staten Island," and then there's "strangle your wife and wheel her corpse through the streets Staten Island"
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Mon March 11, 2019
(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
For when you want the old time feel of big game trophies to hang in your den, but you're too woke to be so crass
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Sun March 10, 2019
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A tree fell in the city
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Fri March 08, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Never walk on the right side of the street, and this is the big reason why
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what to wear, what to wear on Wall Street?
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Thu March 07, 2019
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Well if you paint every house in your street in bright colours then of course the Instagram army will be on your doorstep
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The impending IPOs of Uber, Lyft, Airbnb and Pinterest are going to dump thousands of new millionaires onto the streets of SF. All competing for the same status symbols
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Apparently the end of the world is in New Zealand
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Aberdeen's most famous whisky bar, Union Street bar is up for sale. Guid gear comes in sma' bulk
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Fark: Duke sucks. Alabama: I wanted Auburn people to hate me as much as I hate them. Roll Tide and watch your 80 year old trees
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The orange doesn't fall far from the tree
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Wed March 06, 2019
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Cat rescued from snowy tree after four days would really like to know what took so long
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to America where you have to worry if the guy who shot up a school will be bailed out and get to go home to the house across the street from the school he shot up
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Tue March 05, 2019
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
City named for trees considers banning new ones if they might shade someone's solar panels
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Park your car on the street near NYPD's flag football game? That's a towin'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Live, at the scene, Bourbon Street updates. With pictures and some commentary while I last
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Have maple trees in your backyard? Here is how you can properly tap maple syrup from them
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Have maple trees in your backyard? Here is how you can properly tap maple syrup from them
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh now has a cock-of-the-rock that is actually quite colorful
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Mon March 04, 2019
(CBC)
 
Video
 
Subby is drunk and just saw a moose looking in his second story window
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a tweet from Gillian Anderson containing a NSFW Christmas tree ornament
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Twenty months before Election Day, Americans have a clear message for 2020 presidential candidates, according to a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll: keep your socialist hands off our government programs"
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Sat March 02, 2019
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In the last 30 years, fast food restaurants have increased the number of entrees, mains and desserts, increased the calories in each, and increased the portion size in each. Which goes a long way to explaining why obesity rates continue to rise
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Fri March 01, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meryl Streep achieves GILF-hood
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows (R):"Fortunately for me, I know I'm not a racist." If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does the tree know it makes a sound?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump-owned golf course in Loudoun County, VA clear cuts trees along the Potomac River. "Normally when people remove trees, they take the trees out." Guess what they did with the trees. Go on, guess
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Thu February 28, 2019
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the most New Orleans story ever, the Bourbon Street battle between Huge Ass Beers and Giant Ass Beer is headed to court
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Wed February 27, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Happy 10th birthday Wall Street Bull Market
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
InStyle magazine celebrates Sesame Street's 50 year anniversary by putting their muppets in some slick designer wear
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Tue February 26, 2019
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
The increase in dash-cams causing increase in street light observances
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What rolls down stairs / Alone or in pairs, / And over your neighbor's dog? / What smashes your nose / And bloodies your clothes? / It's log, log, log
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
The good news is that they got to experience an overnight train trip
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Mon February 25, 2019
(Slate)
 
 
 
The obsessive story of people who shared the terrifying memory of a lost Sesame Street cartoon starring the "Crack Master," and its mysterious reappearance into their lives
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
A 24-year-old man was killed Saturday evening when the snowmobile he was riding in Florida went out of control and struck a tree. Palm tree?
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Fri February 22, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
The next idiotic social media trend is called the "Koala Challenge" (NSFW pictures)
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Three chain stores have avocados on sale this week for under $1 each, one has two for a buck. Subby has never seen this tasty, tasty tree dropping for so cheap. I can make guac, and omelettes, and chop them up for a salad. What else can I do with them?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
AOC attacked by constituent on street (with video)
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Thu February 21, 2019
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
The South has gotten so much rain recently, TVA using all its 49 dams to stop Tennessee River from flooding
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Here we have an actual documented instance of an O RLY
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Word on street' is Le'Veon Bell has ballooned to 260 lbs
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man shot in buttocks was lured to dark street via dating app
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kotaku reviews all the fake games in Kingdom Hearts 3, from the awful "Speed and Danger" to the sublime "Wall Street Ninja"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When Wall Street is your landlord
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Onion makes Wall Street want to cry
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Sun February 17, 2019
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Homeowners call authorities to remove very large kitty from their tree
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Neighbors band together to try to get a pusher off the street
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Fri February 15, 2019
(WGNO)
 
 
 
World's largest grapefruit sets two records at seven pounds,14.6 ounces, and almost 29 inches around. Devin Nunes seen stocking up on Viagra
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Thu February 14, 2019
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Hipster coffee shops, microbreweries, bike lanes, creative-class members, startups, farm-to-table restaurants, streetcars: signs that your city promotes itself as cool and unique by copycatting what some other cool and unique city is doing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♬ DO: A deer, some grazing deer / RE: Array of mics has shown / MI: Amelioration of / FA: Fidelity of tones / SOL: A sonic profile change / LA: A lot more waves can flow / TI: If trees and foliage / Are consumed by hungry does, doe, doe, doe... ♬
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Wed February 13, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman with chair hurling issue arrested for throwing them off 45th floor of tower onto busy street below
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Goanna attacks man as he tries to save peacocks, leaves him with a case of gonnarrhea
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Tue February 12, 2019
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Japanese bonsai owners, while hopeful their "tree babies" would be returned, implore the thieves to take proper care of them
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher is wrong again; that's a funny way of saying "Joshua Tree"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Despite the kindness of strangers, streetcars don't guarantee stella development
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk man steals an 11-year-old girl's horse from a showground and rides it bareback through a hotel and down a street (w/ video)
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here are photos of ballerinas dancing on the streets of New York City
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Sun February 10, 2019
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
University of Kansas receives $2 million donation to support cryptocurrency research. Update: $2.5 million. Correction, $1.5 million. Oh hell, it's tree fiddy, we'll run with that
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Backstreet Boys are back...alright?
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Sat February 09, 2019
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I just showed this to my 2-year-old and was thrilled to see that it both terrified and fascinated her the same way it did to me 35 years ago. Drug-fueled Sesame Street was best Sesame Street
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iran inaugurates medium-range ballistic missiles. Apparently, these can fly across the street as opposed to their long-range missiles that can make it all the way across town
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Fri February 08, 2019
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Temperature changes create icy 'ghost apples' at orchard. Waaaaay cooler than road apples
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Temperature changes create icy 'ghost apples' at orchard. Waaaaay cooler than road apples
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Unclear if ATM thieves are getting more or less sophisticated as these ones used improvised explosives to get the machine out of the wall. This one's a bit close to home as the car used was found 2 streets away from Subby's mum
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Thu February 07, 2019
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes of Sesame Street for its fiftieth year
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Slate)
 
 
 
♬ (Tell me why) - Hey give the Backstreet Boys a break / (Tell me why) - Their album art's inaccurate / (Tell me why) - They don't know crap 'bout DNA / They want it that way ♬
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Tue February 05, 2019
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If Q doesn't produce some arrests soon, people will arm themselves, take to the streets, and begin the Citizens Arrests: Liz Crokin. "We know these people are torturing children, they're raping kids, they're ripping their body parts apart"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump Inauguration Committee asked vendors if they'd take payments "directly from donors, or through channels outside the inaugural committee". Source: Wall Street Journal
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek is proud of going gay. I mean gray. It was an honest typo
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Mon February 04, 2019
(BBC)
 
Video
 
Sesame Street now old enough for mid-life crisis
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Sat February 02, 2019
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Among the many dangerous things in Australia is a 12 hour auto race that starts before first light on a two lane mountain road with no street lights. It's the Bathurst 12 Hour, starting at 1:45 PM ET. Stream to the left, discussion to the right
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
WVU students "gathered on the street and were consuming alcohol, sledding, snowboarding and blocking the roadway." Cops arrived with a plow, pepper balls, smoke bombs, and LRAD. Luckily, violence ceased before situation escalated to hockey
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Fri February 01, 2019
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Horse gets stuck in tree during sub-zero cold. Wait, what?
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Our solar project will be the equivalent of planting 600,000 trees. First we'll clearcut this 240 acres of woodlands, then
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
$5-10 to drive down Lombard Street in San Francisco? Seems crooked to me
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(Chicago Magazine)
 
 
 
If you are a failed Olympic-level bicyclist and you decide to rob banks for a living, try not to ride a getaway bike that is different from any other bike on the street
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Wed January 30, 2019
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists say that eating nuts will improve quality of your sperm. But if we have to eat our nuts, what is the point? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
A bright spot in the cold spot: Freeze could help save trees
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal reports that Gillibrand complained about Beto not sharing his meatballs at dinner, and they're very concerned
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Tue January 29, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Baobabs slain down in Aaafricaaa, climate is changing in Aaafricaaa
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
"Dear America; Please, not Bernie Sanders and not Elizabeth Warren." Sincerely - Wall Street
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Thousands of Saints fans will still have massive street parties this Sunday to watch the Super Bowl. Um, the 2010 Super Bowl, that is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The shutdown lasted 35 days, and cost the US Billions. Most people will be able to recover from it. Some things, like Joshua Tree National Park, will take centuries to recover
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Mon January 28, 2019
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Highway Tree
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Q: Why don't you see couches hiding in trees on the Upper West Side of Manhattan? A: They're just that good
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street bankers take a stand against Sanders and Warren; Sanders and Warren thank them for the signal boost
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Sun January 27, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"A society grows great when people plant trees knowing they will never sit in their shade". In that spirit, here are some science experiments whose results their originators will never see
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Thu January 24, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
PG&E says it might have to quintuple rates if it's forced to clear any problem trees and, you know, actually inspect its electric grid
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Wed January 23, 2019
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Welcome to beautiful Washington, DC. Be sure to check out the sights like the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, the random dead body in the street, the Jefferson Memorial
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Brooks allegedly told police he had been using "Woo," a street name for embalming fluid, to get high
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Tree Man" back in hospital, needs more surgery, is not Groot
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
If you use surface streets to avoid tolls on I-81 in Virginia, expect a ticket in the mail
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Tue January 22, 2019
(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
Shoot the messenger, okay. But why do you have to shoot the trees? They're not invasive, they don't use up precious groundwater and they throw more shade than Kanye off his meds
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Mon January 21, 2019
(Streetlight Inspector)
 
 
 
WTF did I just take a picture of? I thought it was a streetlight, but it's a blood moon :p
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Fri January 18, 2019
(Greeley Tribune)
 
 
 
♫ Swastika Acres is the place for me / At least that's what it says on my deed ♫
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Grab a pot of hunny, head on over to Owl's treehouse and curl up with a good book and your favourite stuffed bear. It's National Winnie the Pooh Day
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Thu January 17, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As more women enter chefs' kitchens, they reject ill-fitting boxy white uniforms and long sleeves in favor of more comfortable clothing with short sleeves, including overalls and streetwear. "It's the end of French hegemony"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Asshat in SUV tries to drive through giant 9-foot snowman, learns it was built over a giant tree stump nicknamed 'Karma'
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Wed January 16, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
One thing is certain on Wall Street: Uncertainty
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Hipsters, be on the lookout for this guy randomly slapping 13-year-old girls on the street. With video
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(Interesly)
 
 
 
In the Great Whiskey Fire of 1875, a crazy burning cocktail of fire, whiskey and malt liquor flowed down Dublin streets. Some drank it from their boots
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Tue January 15, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese workers forced to crawl on street through busy traffic after 'failing to hit annual targets'. In related news: Wall Street firms look into Chinese company for ideas on worker discipline to please their stockholders
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Even wanted a poop shaped ice cream served in a miniature toilet bowl? Just head over to Tokyo's Takeshiata Street
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Mon January 14, 2019
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Conservative "street artists" are now targeting Bill Maher
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Welcome to Jurassic Bark
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Sat January 12, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fortunately the Joshua Tree is not in Joshua Tree
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Does Bill Belichick or Andy Reid have the better coaching tree? Cliffs: Belichick - Kiss my rings. Reid - Kiss my ass...istants' rings
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Fri January 11, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Cunning linguist offers a look into the disturbing mind of Trump, whose misspelled Tweets provide a dark window into his inadequate thoughts
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Attention GOP: Don't use national emergency for wall funding," says noted liberal media organization The Wall Street Journal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The lifesaving food of which 90% aren't eating enough. If you guessed tree bark, well "No" but you're close
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Thu January 10, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a fierce battle underway between two places on opposite sides of the world to determine who has the steepest street
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Wed January 09, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop once again proves that the noose doesn't fall far from the tree
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Tue January 08, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joshua Tree forced to close due to shutdown. Officials appealed to Congress, but still haven't found what they're looking for
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Uber driver drives the wrong way down two different one way streets. Passenger calls him out on it. So of course his only option was to go on a racist tirade against her
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
When being confronted by the media about committing election fraud to steal a seat in Congress, do you... c) escape through a fire exit and run down the street to then tweet you had to get home to watch sports?
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"The World's Largest Potato on Wheels has joined the lineup of the First Ever 16th Annual World's Shortest St. Patrick's Day Parade® to be held Sunday, March 17, on 98-foot Bridge Street in downtown Hot Springs." Potato
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Mon January 07, 2019
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Driver wins race after other car rams tree. He might gave gotten away with it if he hadn't recorded the race on his cell phone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Major Wall Street players plan new exchange to challenge NYSE and Nasdaq fees. More hookers 'n blow, less charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Activist investor" wants Dollar Tree to stop selling everything for a dollar
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Sun January 06, 2019
(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Christmas tree gives one last present before being discarded
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Sat January 05, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When the Preppers are rich, they build an underground house in Las Vegas with its own garden with fake trees, fake sunrises and fake scenery
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Fri January 04, 2019
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Germany, zoo elephants eat Berlin's leftover Christmas trees
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A senator from New York courting Wall Street Execs in anticipation of a Presidential run? How could this fail?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Yorkers petitioning to rename part of Fifth Avenue between 56th and 57th Streets after Barack Obama. Wonder why they chose that particular stretch of street? Oh
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'Death Wish' author dead at 79. In lieu of sending flowers, please dispense vigilante street justice by gunning down hoods
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Is it OK to toss an apple core or banana peel outside after you eat it? You know this article is necessary because apparently an apple or banana has never fallen from a tree before
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Wed January 02, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/2): By Crom, Conan returns to Marvel Comics. An Obi-Wan Kenobi prequel-sequel, Redneck vampires, and a Ring of the Nibelung adaptation. Contemplate these and more upon the Tree of Woe
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Mon December 31, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
List fails without my ex's scumbag parrot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump claims that Obama's house in DC has a 10 foot wall around it. Interviews with neighbors, plus a photo from across the street, prove otherwise. This is getting tiresome
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Sun December 30, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Due to the sheer number of Republicans kicked out of office, there may not be enough K Street lobbying positions to go around
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Doubletree employees who evicted a man from hotel for calling his mom while black have been evicted from their jobs
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Two Red Pandas are caught after escaping from zoo. During their 15 hours of freedom, it was... PANDA-MONIUM
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
Trifecta complete as Casper, WY challenges Atlanta with Mac and Cheese Noon Year celebration
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Zanzipub was on the brink of disaster. Then they added jello wrestling
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Fri December 28, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter has always been an independent soul, sneaking out to sleep in her treehouse, doing outward bound. After high school graduation, she wants to spend the summer planting trees in the Canadian wilderness. How can I crush her dream?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Headline: Keira Knightley reveals why she wanted a penis and what she missed out on most. Article: "'I've never wanted a penis,' said the Love Actually star". Rare headline/article penis mismatch here
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Thu December 27, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The branding of Trump: "Main Street America saw all those glittery things, the helicopter and the gold-plated sinks, and saw the most successful person in the universe. The people I knew in the world of high finance understood that it was all a joke"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, the world needs coconut pickers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, the world needs coconut pickers
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your Christmas pickle ornament is based on a lie. Here's where the tradition came from (and it wasn't PICKLE RICK)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's the strongest 3-song run on an album? List somehow fails to mention Joshua Tree's first three tracks
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of robbing Hatfield bank branch with stick arrested after falling from tree. (Cue the Benny Hill music)
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
You know how it is: You haven't had a drink in a while and end up punching a tree in half. Think we've all been there
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
You know how it is: You haven't had a drink in a while and end up punching a tree in half. Think we've all been there
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(Entertainment.ie)
 
 
 
The annual Grafton Street Christmas Eve busking session
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Tue December 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
7-year-old girl didn't have her Christmas ruined by Trump
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Dark Young of Shub-niggurath seen in Kentucky. Subby's spellchecker last seen hiding underneath the couch
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"For 364 days out of the year, I am an independent woman. But then, on Christmas, I return to my mother's house"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
O little town of Providence / Thou Puritans of renown / Without a qualm for single moms / Thy strip club hath shut down / Yet in thy dark streets shineth / A tiny spark of joy / The owners hear the strippers' tears / And bought their kids some toys
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Mon December 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother gift-shamed for covering her Christmas tree with presents for her children. Honestly, mock her for the fire hazard
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(WWE)
 
 
 
For the pre-taped Christmas Eve edition of Raw, our 'presents' are Nattie vs Rousey, a triple threat of Balor, McKintyre, and Dolph, and a Miracle on 34th Street fight with Lashley and Elias. Were we good or bad this year? (8pm ET, USA)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
They've found that one bulb
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ Jingle bells, markets fell, Mnuchin laid an egg... Wall Street whores shiat their drawers and the POTUS Tweets awaaayyy... ♫
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