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186 headlines found matching 'Tree'
Tue February 20, 2018
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate celebrates ten year anniversary of Wall Street's meltdown by rolling back rules that were put in place to avoid a repeat or worse
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Professing your love by carving something into a tree. New hotness: Professing your love by carving something into a dead whale's carcass
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Elsa Pataky, friend wrangle snake from her Australian bathroom into cardboard box. No, it wasn't Chris Hemsworth's, just a wild tree snake that slither in
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dog found tied to tree with goodbye note attached to collar gets adopted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Problem: You live in Moscow and the city refuses to plow the streets. Solution: spray paint opposition leader Alexei Nvalny's name on the snow. Result: city workers show up almost immediately to remove only the painted snow, leaving the rest there
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Fri February 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shirtless Tongan finishes at the bottom of the standings. Mmmmm...Tongan bottom...What? Huh? Where am I, and why is my heart racing?
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Tonight on the Streets of Bakersfield, we ShowOff the Wolf, A Queen continues to quell a Riott, A Canadian Roodely challenges Americans, and A New Day of Pancaked Benjables. This is YOUR SmackDown Live Thread (8pm, USA)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kids can be annoying. Rich kids even more so. Now imagine an 11-year-old whose father runs an investment company, runs his own company, is into cryptocurrencies and wants to start his own crypto
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Two more members of powerful Baltimore street gang convicted
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Mon February 12, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
William Shatner has a mystery stalker, possibly a gremlin
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts: The correction is over
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts: The correction isn't over
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Sun February 11, 2018
(WGNO)
 
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Patient thief demonstrates why bicyclists shouldn't lock up to street signs
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mr. French, of Fairy Street, was sentenced to jail for sexual assault and ridiculous hair
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Let Bourbon Street be Bourbon Street. Not Sesame Street or Disneyland's Main Street, USA
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Wed February 07, 2018
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Portland declares citywide parking ban, vehicles left on streets after 10pm tonight will be towed at owner's expense. Take that, cagers
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
These days you can't even clumsily ride your horse down the street in the middle of a Mardi Gras parade without somebody filming it and sending the video to the SPCA
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
10:36 p.m. "We need somebody at Broad and Walnut, southwest corner. People on the pole." 10:40 p.m. "I got about 2,000 college students coming from Walnut Street to 30th to Center City." 10:46 p.m. "It's endless, chief. Endless"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nevada hoping to cash in on lucrative streetlight tours
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A mob of dozens of bicyclists rode the wrong way through the streets of Manhattan, heckling walkers and attacking drivers who confronted them, witnesses say
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Sat February 03, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A miniature giraffe or two in your palatial home is one thing, but when you're parading a herd up and down the streets of London, well, Boris, You're asking for trouble. That's just gauche
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you sedate plants, they seem to lose consciousness, but are they really conscious? And if they are, what did they think when Mark Wahlberg talked to that tree?
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: THE BACON TREE IS CLOSING
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Beer + Pot = Shooting Trees
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How many Farkettes on here found their dream man dirty, with a big beard and living on the streets?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Japanese tits sound the alarm
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
See lion roaming the streets of Oregon. Oh sorry, sea lion roaming the streets of Oregon. Oh sorry again, did this joke last week
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
I think I shall never see something as dumb as a bike in a tree
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Meryl Streep just got nominated for Best Application by the U.S. Trademark Office
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Court rules that it's perfectly legal to drop nuts on a woman's newly waxed bonnet
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
The secret code on the back of street signs is now activated and in full effect
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Boy falls from treehouse onto six-inch screw, cheats death by one millimeter. With X-ray film goodness. Bonus: Link submitted by an X-ray tech, who will be available throughout the day to answer all of your radiological questions
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Volunteers hit the streets for the annual Homeless Count, which is kind of like an Easter Egg Hunt but with more used needles
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Thu January 25, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
New National Parks director is the guy who allowed a private homeowner to cut down trees in a national park to clear his view of the water
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Wed January 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well if "Tax Reform" accomplished nothing else, it certainly made it RAIN on K. Street as "the 20 largest lobbying firms took in a total of $368 million in lobbying revenue last year," Sooo, yeah, any day now on that Swampy-Drainy thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His subjunctives are all true. His grammar bakes cookies for all of the children on the street. He writes in first, second, third, AND fourth person. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
A look at the nightmarish chaos in Tokyo as it got slammed by 20 cm of snow on a workday. "According to media reports, at least 180 people sustained minor injuries, mostly due to falls on the streets"
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Amazon wants you to come and take a close up look at their balls
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump trails Bernie, Uncle Joe, and Oprah in 2020 poll. Also trails homeless dude on the street corner shouting about holes in his pants
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Sesame Street has turned Cookie Monster into a foodie, giving him a food truck and allowing him to spout about "farm to table"
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Some Guy with a conscious)
 
 
 
Voters who gave L.A. lawmakers billions of dollars to solve the the city's homeless crisis now wonder why tens of thousands of people are still sleeping on the streets. Hint: lawmakers had no intention of providing enough homeless shelters for them at all
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
♫ Who's blowing through the streets of the city / Knocking down everybody she sees / Who's rippin' off the roofs of the buildings / Everyone knows it's Windy ♫
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a deer that has a chicken feeder stuck around its neck
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Wed January 17, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Street Profits turn a profit against the Authors of Pain? Can Fabian Aichner make a name for himself at the expense of Roderick Strong? Just who are TM61 anyway? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Family Tree
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
First blurry vertical video evidence of the year proves Mexican streetlights exist
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Executive order classifies Wall Street Journal as Fake News
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You could now own a piece of Rome's 'mangy' Christmas tree
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman tries returning Christmas tree for a refund in January because it was dead. Store clerk says it was pining for the...um, pines?
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(Some Blog)
 
 
 
50 year-old French bodybuilder prefers living in the streets over being in a small apartment. What are your quirky living habits?
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
When crashing your SUV along the Interstate, the scariest part is: A) Going Airborne? B) Crashing Through Fences? C) Landing on Pallets of Bee Hive Boxes?
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Tue January 09, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Someone stabbing a cop at Jack-in-the-Box? You don't hear that quite often". Quotable guy on the street didn't realize perp was his own brother
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to head the National Park Service is a guy who once cut down trees on public land to improve the view from Redskins owner Dan Snyder's office at his request
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Look at me...I'm as headless as a tuna in a tree
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old boy discovers that wild pigs appear to grieve their dead, grow into trees
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In the 1950s we ate Soup Sandwiches. In the 1960s we ate Peppermint Popcorn Trees. And in the 1970s we ate Fish Stick Tacos
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Sat January 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Entitled snowflakes refuse to tear down a treehouse and hope the SCOTUS will review their appeal. Here's the kicker: the article does not involved an HOA or Millennials, but the Florida tag yields to the Dumbass tag
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Disgraced former sheriff David Clarke to face jury for civil rights violations and crimes against fashion, including impersonation of Benito Mussolini's Christmas tree
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Let hungry goats recycle your Christmas tree
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"...and for those of you just joining us, the Pine Tree state could be bombed with a snow cyclone. Film at 11"
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's a streetlight ... and it's following me
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(Some Flower Guy)
 
 
 
Live from the streets of sunny Pasadena, it's the 129th Tournament of Roses Parade, featuring about a zillion flowers. Parade begins at 11am ET on ABC, NBC, Hallmark Channel, HGTV, Univision, and a surreal live stream on Amazon Prime
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this DC street
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Sat December 30, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Treehugger is not a fan of the Ford MegaRaptor being named vehicle of the year
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought iguanas could fly
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge Ric Romero tells woman who rode a motorbike naked, got fingered in the street, and punched a blind man 'your life is a mess.'
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Street artist gets all the ladies hot with her latest concocktion (Not safe for work)
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, laughing in slow motion so creepily
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Woman who endured months of Detroit bus rides to medical appointments after carjacker drove her car into her house, punched her in the face and dragged her down the street gets stolen car paid off, new Jeep SUV for Christmas
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Many streetlights are just military aircraft. Or that's what the Illuminati wants you to believe
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
South Carolina lawmaker wants to increase fines for drivers who go slowly in the left lane. Still no extra fines for people mistaking farmers market for street
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Creature caught on camera on Lake Michigan either sea monster, shark, or streetlight (w/ video)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's see: resolution #1, I'll write two thousand words a day. #2: I'll look for an agent. #3: I'll finally write that epic Twilight-Star Trek crossover slash fic saga. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'Things that won't happen' edition
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rambo and Conan sit around the Christmas tree wondering what to do about Dumbo
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Tue December 26, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A tree is getting pulled down, a GOP Rep is calling for a Purge of the FBI, and Trumpy's Muslim ban just keeps getting slapped down. It's your MSNBC PrimeTime livethread. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's an historic tree on the White House grounds that has been standing since before the Civil War. Naturally it's slated to be cut down
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The best Christmas album covers of all time bring joy, cheer, and hilarity
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Is the Christmas Pickle a real thing? It's been awhile since we had a decent pickle incident. Hiding the pickle in a Christmas tree is an old German tradition. True or False? How many of you have a pickle in your tree right now? Be honest
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Town in N.J. tries to prevent non-residents from driving on its streets. "Freie Fahrt für freie Bürger" is obviously a foreign concept
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Western Star)
 
 
 
Perfectly normal man has Christmas tradition of not opening present his high school girlfriend gave him 47 years ago
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bees in charge of telling elephants to buzz off. These are the bees' trees. Pack your trunks and don't be a dumbo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Your Christmas tree likes farking. Here comes the sexy science
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Man has 96,000 lights, 27 computer boards, 9 computer networks, 3 miles of extension cords, 2 animatronic snow people, and a partridge in a pixel tree
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. You know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall the most famous reindeer of ... wait, what? Okay, guys, scratch numbers two and three. They won't be joining us tonight. Sorry"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you found a stray Aardvark wandering the street, the Llondon Zzoo would like it back
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Thu December 21, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
That real Christmas tree that you dragged inside your house... did you examine it thoroughly?
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(Dow Jones jobs)
 
 
 
I say, Mortimer, it says here in the internet that the Wall Street Journal is seeking a new editor for its Mansions section
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
12 people injured as car mows down pedestrians outside Melbourne's Flinders Street station
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Wed December 20, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission would like to remind you all once again that your Christmas tree is a murderous pyrotechnical booby trap detonated by milk and cookies while you sleep
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Palm Springs to remove stand of trees at golf course that were put there so that 1960s golfers didn't have to look at black people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN interviews the Navy pilot who witnessed the streetlight from this weekend's video release
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Tue December 19, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
"I was standing up here waiting on the Madison bus on Western, and a guy came up naked," witness Lutisha Gibson said. "Before I knew it, he slapped a lady and walked across the street, then I heard a shot"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wall Street tycoons ruining everything. The New Hotness: Technology tycoons ruining everything. Sensing a pattern here - it's almost as if... the richest... become the most detached from society... and that they need a smackdown
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Mon December 18, 2017
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Overwhelming case made for alcohol as central historical driving force (incl. 1914 vodak ban that led to Russian Revolution). "It may even be why we came down from the trees in the first place -- the forest floor was where to find fermented fruits"
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Sun December 17, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
As China ratchets up its anti-terror campaign, thousands of Muslims disappear without trial. Jeff Sessions seen sitting atop his enchanted tree, taking notes
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Sat December 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Streetlight has U.S. military baffled
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pentagon shut down a mysterious secret streetlight identification program in 2012 that never officially existed and probably still doesn't exist
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Yee-haw, let's go tree huntin'
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Group behind "Naked Trump" statues unveils "Ku Klux Klowns". Sign: "If attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler"
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists' scans show even an interstellar rock is just a rock...and not a streetlamp
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Not content with screwing over and getting sued by employees, drivers, customers, the general public, small trees, etc., Uber adds investors to its portfolio of screwees
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ On the first day of Christmas my nana bought for me, some g-strings for a Christmas tree ♫
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Macon Brock Jr., Co-Founder of Dollar Tree, Dies. Funeral attire to be casual - unlike Sam Walton's funeral
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is why you shouldn't put Christmas lights on palm trees
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists may one day make UFOs out of glowing trees
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Farkworthy Christmas tree
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Some Trimming Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tree-trimmer
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kookaburra may still sit in the old gum tree, but no longer the merry king of the bush is he as the magpie is named the 2017 Australian bird of the year
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Sun December 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you already purchased a Christmas tree this year? Here's why you probably paid more money for a smaller, uglier bush than you paid in past years
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
A family so lacking in morals that they've been compared to the Gallaghers from 'Shameless' are spending Xmas in jail due to their crimes. Fark: their neighbours are having a street party to celebrate. UF: Read the comments section
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Sat December 09, 2017
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
It's a streetlight
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks' newest holiday gimmick drink looks like '70s bathrooms and Oscar the Grouch; tastes like thin mints and broken promises
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Accumulated wealth held by Americans hits 50-year high. We expect people to celebrate on the streets and praise capitalism...what's that? Excuse me, I meant national wealth held by America's top 1% hits 50-year high
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Charlie Brown killed the aluminum Christmas tree. AUUUUGHHH
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Christmas tree eyebrows" are now a thing, and they're... OW, SOMETHING FELL IN MY EYE
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Thu December 07, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
While Americans sit around a dead tree and prop their kids on the lap of some fat man wearing a red coat and smelling of booze, Europe opens the gates of the underworld to have some hardcore fun with black angels, demons and orcs. Merry Krampus
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Homeowner chases burglar, sprays him with bear mace "I was not dressed. I was in my underwear, I had no shoes on, and my feet ended up getting bloodied just from chasing him down the street"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
From behind her bulletproof podium, Baltimore mayor says the city's crime problem is improving and before long you'll only be shot at twice when crossing the street
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
It's Subby's kid's first Christmas. What traditions to keep? What new ones to add? Link goes to real-tree-decorating, Die-Hard-watching, Millennium-Falcon-gumming start
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Don't make bets with Twitter because Twitter always wins. Isn't that right, woman who has to wear Christmas tree costume to classes the rest of the semester?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"One couple who were having sex against a tree suddenly found themselves surrounded by fairy lights as the 'little people' took an interest - in an encounter which could be described as supernatural dogging"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Football is on a one-way street to oblivion
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
You can now decorate your Christmas trees with boob baubles
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to all those old Christmas trees that decorate Rockefeller Center? Jimmy Carter knows
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Those holiday laser light displays you have surrounding your home blind the fark out of pilots
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Skynet will inevitably run Wall Street: "If computing power and data generation keep growing at the current rate, then machine learning could be involved in 99 percent of investment management in 25 years." Fark needs an "inevitable" tag?
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Mon December 04, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rich SF residents get their private street back
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Vandal who damaged a popular Christmas lights display in New Jersey town turns out to be a ballsy squirrel. Drew Curtis named as person of interest
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wall Street banker suffers a fatal lack of professional courtesy
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Sun December 03, 2017
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Jacksonville residents concerned over lack of streetlights, possible UFOs
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
European Union targets one of the biggest threats to public safety: Street vendors selling kebabs (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Group looking for perfect Christmas tree in woods finds partially naked kidnap victim. Good luck getting that person to stay in the tree stand all season long now
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunken parrots spewing foul language at you from a fermented parrot tree during a holiday party? It's more likely than you think
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The National Tree Lighting? Yeah, sorry, I can't attend; I've gotta wash my hair
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
It took a complaint for Wally World to realize a t-shirt that said "Rope. Tree. Journalist" wasn't all that funny
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Thu November 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hard-working tree-chucker
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(ABC)
 
 
 
It's the second greatest holiday special with the absolute best soundtrack. Relive your childhood with a jazzy hip swing. It's A Charlie Brown Christmas (8pm, ABC)
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Just what you need when your living on the street in Philadelphia during the holidays. People to send you 'thoughts and prayers' - reminding you that you are living on the street in Philadelphia. - we love you Here's your card
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
There once was a TV show called Riverdale. All of the actors were paid close to scale. Hot Dog desperately tries to find a tree, tonight on the CW, 8PM ET, you don't want to see what happens if he fails
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Stores are selling $1,000 upside down Christmas trees. You'll need to burn your tree to heat your house this winter
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
One dead in surfing accident. Difficulty: Oklahoma
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This year's national Christmas tree, a 79-footer from Montana, is arriving today in Washington and only one foot shorter than Obama's last tree
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You can't put a price tag on Christmas," bemoans Fox & Friends, claiming there is a "war on Christmas trees"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Along with the presents around the tree, you may also have a presence in it
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
War On Christmas 2017: Super Xtian Corey Lewandowski appears on Fox and Friends to complain about the incorrect display of a Pagan holiday symbol
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Tree kangaroos are too adorablBDAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wall Street billionaires, corporate lobbyists and far right conservatives flooded the White House almost immediately after Trump's presidential victory, newly-released White House visitor logs reveal
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Tue November 21, 2017
(NIST)
 
 
 
Why you should water your Christmas tree, illustrated with two government-produced videos. Of course, it depends on what effect you're going for when you "light" your tree
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Seeing a shortage of Christmas trees this year? Blame the small plantings after the 2008 recession, and the shortage of trucks created by hurricane relief work
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wall Street foresees double-digit market returns in 2018. Sell now
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Creepy long-legged teddy bear freaking out online buyers. "I expected it to hop up and sprint away down the street with a fingerless fist raised in victory"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You'd get damned depressed too if you had to live in a glass bowl with a rock carpet, a pirate trunk that keeps blowing out bubbles every six seconds, and a fake plastic tree
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Wall Street vets believe that the latest plan for a multi-trillion dollar tax cut for multinational corporations has jumped the shark, is no longer cool, and will not attract any chicks. But hey, what do they know?
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Sat November 18, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart says her time in prison gave her street cred with Snoop Dogg. Especially when she showed him how to use a furniture doily to roll a joint
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Wed November 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will McIntyre and Almas come to blows before their title match? Can Mercedes Martinez score an upset over Ember Moon? Has the Street Profits' antics gotten them into big trouble? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts w/ NXT @ 8pm EST on WWE Network
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A wonderful tribute to Bob Ross, brought to you by Deadpool. Time to wack off your brush and get those happy trees going
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Today's "What the what?" headline: Denver not a top-five choice for Amazon HQ2, despite breweries, Wall Street Journal says
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I think that I shall never see, a poem as enraging as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is prest, against the sweet Earth's flowing breast. A tree that blocks my lake view, making it hard to sell at an inflated asking price - fark you
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Re/code)
 
 
 
New OTT streaming service gets monthly fee down to $16 by offering no sports, cable news, or broadcast networks in its standard bundle of three dozen entertainment channels, 'sometimes referred to on Wall Street as the "loser bundle"'
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(News24)
 
 
 
Is it a coup or not a coup? Let's go to Zimbabwe where tanks are on the street
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Sun November 12, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
♫ There he was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy...BAM ♫
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If a tree falls in the forest, does it kill an elk hunter?
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
48 years ago today Sesame Street premiered. Happy Birthday guys
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This booby has a problem with crabs
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Thu November 09, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
I think that I shall never see. A baseball manager falling from a tree. Nature vs sports trifecta in play, Nature up 2-0
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Wed November 08, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Sex offender arrested for exposing himself at a Dollar Tree. Told police he didn't feel like getting all dressed up to go to Walmart
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep, Steven Spielberg, and John Williams bring you 'The Post' to win all the Oscars
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh mystery as inquest into death of street light conspiracy theorist who vomited two litres of black blinker fluid is delayed without reason
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Jello doesnt fall far from the tree
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Sun November 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Joint Chiefs agree, the only way to reliably disarm North Korea is with boots on the ground and soldiers in the streets
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Social activist who started Occupy Wall Street says Russia tried to co-opt him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man takes to streets of Las Vegas wearing t-shirt with cool-looking foreign word on the front, is surprised to discover it means "Sisterf***er" and not "I love you"
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Thu November 02, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street reacts to GOP tax plan: "Meh"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hey California, maybe putting a 45% tax on legal weed wasn't such a good idea after all when the street corner stuff is still cheaper
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Starbucks begins its war on Christmas
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Tue October 31, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cop says to black girl on street, "Let's dance". Then.... what? They actually dance? Awwww
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wall Street: "Hey, let's open 5000 new fast food joints in a neighborhood that can only support about 600. We can't lose. Restaurant chains: 👍
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. Neither does a drunk man with a rifle
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans psychic does ambush readings on the street. Nobody saw her coming
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ahmed Best is outraged that Jar-Jar Binks's contributions to VFX are being overlooked by Andy Serkis. Meesa thinks you're-a barkin' up the wrong tree there
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(Google)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Google street view shows your lawn. New hotness: International Space Station
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Sat October 28, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Deer crashes into Dollar Tree store, asks clerk "Do you have anything for a buck?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If 'a tree grew in Brooklyn', would it get a 75th anniversary from students with Betty Smith's daughter?
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paralyzed reporter walks again with the help of robotic exoskeleton, plans to clean up the streets of Detroit
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street loves electric cars, America loves trucks, and Fark, well you see, fark loves lamp
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Earliest trees would rip themselves apart to grow back larger and stronger. They Were Groot
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