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56 headlines found matching 'Totally'
Sat March 28, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Trove)
 
 
 
NYU snowflake is outraged to find out it's $71K to go to school for a year instead of the totally reasonable $66K, is nonetheless relieved that she doesn't have to go to community college with the proles and Republicans
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(26)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Marijuana is irrevocably changing the American workplace for the worst, say the totally harsh buzzkills at Slate
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(228)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
A totally coincidental declassification of Israeli nuclear secrets, I'm sure
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(121)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Obamacare hating Sheriff who totally isn't asking for charity was so successful at begging for $30K that he is now begging for twice as much
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(67)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This week's edition of unnecessary reboots features The Transporter, because we all know how Jason Statham has totally fallen off the map so yeah let's just go ahead and remake this one without him
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(15)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Five weirdass home inventions that straddle the line between functional and crazy. But I could totally use a backpack umbrella, yeah (not a slideshow)
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(28)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS is planning on policing PACs and other political non-profits. In a totally unrelated note, the bill to completely defund the IRS has just gotten a unanimous vote in both the House and Senate
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(33)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Uber to supply their drivers with a fleet of electric cars. But don't worry, they're still totally not a taxi company. Would a taxi company charge their drivers $200/week for use of their cabs?
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(57)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Our Moon is an alien UFO spaceship parked in orbit around Earth, claim totally serious people (with totally convincing pics and videos)
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(106)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bibi's speech to congress, which totally wasn't about the Israeli election, is now appearing in his campaign ads
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(86)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Eight kinda gross but totally awesome foods that will take you back to childhood lunches in the 1990s (not a slideshow)
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(36)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace totally loves the legal system. Until a case doesn't end the way she wants it to end. "One woman could stop justice"
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(107)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
"If you can ever find a woman who's totally down with you giving her wrestling finishers into the pool, cuff that chick"
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(13)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
OMG fairies are totally real, and way too many of them are moving into Somerset, England
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(62)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Totally did not see this coming
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(35)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ten car parts that need to be totally redesigned. It's time to rethink, retool, replace
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(35)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly, ahem, "clarifies" his claims that he saw nuns shot in El Salvador, explaining that he saw *pictures* of slain nuns, which is totally the same thing, you pinhead
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(201)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but apparently, precious metals might not be quite as valuable as Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh claim they are. Value of 9/11 commemorative coins still totally legit, though
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(90)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
BoingBoing interviews John C. Reilly about "Bag Boy" featuring Steve Brule. Who is totally not John C. Reilly. They just look a little bit alike because of the eyes or something
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(15)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly's definition of a "combat zone" in the Falklands War is an air-conditioned modern hotel in Buenos Aires. But it didn't have HBO, so he could've totally gotten PTSD from that
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(60)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(E&T Magazine)
 
 
 
Number of solar panel installations in 2014 doubled over the year before. And THAT'S gonna be totally sustainable now that gas is so cheap we can keep the burn barrels in our kitchens going 24 hours a day now
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(57)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Impressive, but that Volvo TOTALLY ran that stop sign
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(33)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Women are injecting blood into their boobies to get what is being called "the vampire breast lift." And yeah, I'm sure this is totally safe
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(51)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Totally cool video of Navy test of Tomahawk missile against ship, pigeons
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(188)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A-Rod to Yankees management: You guys know I was totally kidding when I called you scumbags. So we're cool right?
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(61)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ghost of Randy "Macho Man" Savage is haunting a Florida wrestling promotion (with totally believable pic)
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This totally real picture of a totally real quiz taken by a totally real student in a totally real classroom proves that teachers are trying to indoctrinate students against the GOP
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(109)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Only take this quiz if you're totally single
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(8)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin totally considers all bidders and awards $3 billion Crimea-Russia bridge contract to childhood friend and judo partner
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(88)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
In a move that is totally not pandering to his base, newly elected Texas Governor Greg Abbott declares February 2 to be Chris Kyle Day
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(193)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy who has been to Best Korea 140 times and is totally not an agent for their government would like you to know its a wonderful, happy place with religious freedoms and everything
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(156)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want a totally unique baby name? That will be $32,000, please
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(31)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Massive load of dead fish dumped at Ravenhill, which is totally not how it went in The Hobbit
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(33)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL - "Hey Marshawn, if you make that gesture again we're going to fine you $50,000. But we'll totally sell this photo of you making that gesture on our website. But seriously, don't do it again"
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(101)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Dumb: taking your cool gopro RC racer onto an ice-covered pond and doing risky things until its front end falls through the ice. Beyond brilliant: so you can send in your totally uber dual gopro camera with robotic arm RC car recovery vehicle
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(15)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Woman snaps amazing photo of Bigfoot in northeastern Ohio: "If you look closely, you can see snow stuck to the hair on the leg and buttocks of the photographed subject" (with totally not photoshopped pic, pinkie-swear)
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Fri January 23, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colorado's governor: Legalizing pot was totally bogus
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(145)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Kentucky state senator: An 1891 law preventing legislators from being arrested on official business totally applies to my DUI arrest, so the charges should be dropped. Judge: Sounds legit
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(103)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Elder Scrolls Online is about to lose its subscription fees, but that's totally not because it sucks and nobody's logging on
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Tue January 13, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I totally thought that I had misheard him because surely there was no respectable journalist in the world... But then I remembered that I was dealing with Don Lemon"
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists admit they "guessed wrong" about this year's flu vaccine. They totally nailed their guesses on the other vaccines, though, no worries
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Thu January 08, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Run of the mill Tonight Show interview becomes chalk full of sexual tension when Nicole Kidman admits she had the hots for Jimmy Fallon when she was single but he totally blew it and now I don't even know what's real anymore
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Sat January 03, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
These? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in these. These are concept images for the totally wicked ALIENS movie that Neill Blomkamp will never get to make. How about you just look at those STAR WARS teasers again?
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(38)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eighty-six images from 2014 that were totally fake. You know, pixels and all. With 2015 bonus of not being a slideshow
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(36)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three Daily Mail writers test world's first "contouring" make-up, in an attempt to look like Kim Kardashian and OMG IT TOTALLY WORKS (w/pics)
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(51)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Duude--**pfft**--if you watch The Wizard of Oz and listen to Dark Side of the Moon, they totally match up. **pfft** It's also all about how farmers in Kansas wanted Washington to keep the dollar on the gold standard back in the 1930s **pfft**
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(48)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
All of Fark's two-armed guitarists are not going to feel embiggened after seeing a one-armed dude totally crush Voodoo Chile
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(20)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Like, tripping balls in the forest is totally awesome
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(5)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Before you grab a ridiculously cheap Airbnb listing this holiday season, check the listing to make sure you are not sleeping outside next to a dumpster. Because you totally could be
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ISIS sets demands for them leaving Mosul. But they are totally not afraid of the Kurdish Peshmerga. They are just doing it to be nice
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(106)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Totally not crazy fan spends $150,000 to look like his idol, Kim Kardashian. Mere words can't describe the horror. You've been warned
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(155)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
People who live in Alberta complaining about being portrayed as hillbillies, even though they totally are
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(59)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study finds Millennials can totally afford to buy a house. Just not anywhere close to where they want to live or work
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(100)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Brooklyn restaurant denies that it gave people free bowls of chowder in exchange for perfect Yelp reviews, even though it totally did
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(26)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
All 41 James Bond villains, ranked from suckiest to evilest, and at 16th, Oddjob got totally jobbed. Anyway, let's argue about this list for the next 10 hours
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(67)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The total costs of the things associated with the 12 days of Christmas is now at $116,273, a modest 1.4 percent increase from the totally made up figure a year ago
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(19)
 

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