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59 headlines found matching 'Totally'
Thu May 28, 2015
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Threatening to hang lawmakers is totally the way to get them to vote for open carry. Oh, and NICE TRILBY
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the newest "Human Barbie." She's a 26-year-old Russian hottie whose parents choose her clothes and refuse to let her date, but they totally approve of her raunchy photos. She's never even had a boyfriend (w/pics)
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(122)
 
(RedState)
 
 
 
OK, THIS one is totally gonna take Hillary down for real. We found THE scandal, for sure this time. Yeah, this is the one
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(196)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Osprey: Half-airplane, half-helicopter. Totally badass? Depends who you're talking to
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(201)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Hello, this is your stunt pilot speaking, we're about to scare the everloving bejeebusmonkeys out of you on this final approach. But fear not, for I have teh totally madz stick and rudder skillz and it's going to be suuuhwweeet
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Let's not apply the logic of the war on drugs to the banking sector," By which I mean we should *totally* apply the logic of the war on drugs to the banking sector
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(30)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you innocently post this totally hot selfie on Facebook and somebody thinks you look so good they take the picture and use it in a sex ad? Me too. "They posted me as wanting multiple sex partners"
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Tue May 12, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Prepare to have your mind blown: The most iconic Guns N' Roses song - Sweet Child O' Mine - was totally jacked from an Australian soft rock band"
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(109)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's time to play Name the Celebrity Who Said the Following: "My dad filmed me giving birth all four times. To me, that is totally normal"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
I totally did more than Obama did. Way more than Obama did. He didn't even do anything and I did way more
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(19)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
See, like that hashtag like totally worked. Well, that and a lot of guns and tanks and soldiers
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(50)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a totally unforeseen turn of events, Baltimore police are enforcing the curfew on black people while playing footsies with rich white neighborhoods
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frozen-ass photographers spend five days waiting for this ugly-ass polar bear cub to come out of his den for the first time, and it was totally worth it
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(37)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bankers are taking ADHD drugs to get ahead. Is that all it takes? Because I would totally ... oh, wait, AHEAD
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(64)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman introduces bill to make it illegal for Steve King to introduce legislation. While totally unconstitutional, it is still a good idea
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(56)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
R2-D2 met a boy in a wheelchair and totally makes his day, must have kicked up a little dust in here
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(17)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
That totally CGI'd scene of Tom Cruise hanging onto a plane in the Mission: Impossible 5 trailer is totally not CGI'd at all
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(58)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Rich dude: "I know I killed a guy, your honor, but I've got a vacation to the Bahamas coming up. Can I go? I'll totally come back." Judge: "I trust you"
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Thu April 16, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Problem: Florida will run out of funds for a low-income health plan, something which could have been totally avoided if Governor Rick Scott had allowed ACA funding for it. Solution: Sue the federal government for the money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"How Israel's secret nuclear program was so secret" This also started a long tradition of the CIA being caught totally unawares of things the rest of the world knew and saw coming
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(38)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Some of the greatest album covers of all time reimagined with Marvel characters. Come for the Ultron crossdressing and stay for the Ultron crossdressing. Did I mention the Ultron crossdressing? Cause that totally happened
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(55)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Only the Japanese can take having a good soak in the tub and totally fark it up
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Noted criminal and forensic expert Geraldo wants you to know that the recently released dashcam footage should totally clear the officer in the Walter Scott case
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A shirtless Putin just rode in on his bear to announce that memes are now illegal in Totally-Not-Soviet Russia
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal wants to be president too, and he will TOTALLY pick that Duck Dynasty guy as his running mate
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
China, where driving a Buick and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon are signs you've totally made it
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Wed April 01, 2015
(If You Only News)
 
 
 
Someone bought the openly anti-gay Indiana pizza place's domain name and made it look TOTALLY gay
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
They solved parallel parking in 1927, and we totally forgot about it
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tara Reid is totally in shape and excited for her audition for The Walking Dead
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Trove)
 
 
 
NYU snowflake is outraged to find out it's $71K to go to school for a year instead of the totally reasonable $66K, is nonetheless relieved that she doesn't have to go to community college with the proles and Republicans
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Marijuana is irrevocably changing the American workplace for the worst, say the totally harsh buzzkills at Slate
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
A totally coincidental declassification of Israeli nuclear secrets, I'm sure
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Obamacare hating Sheriff who totally isn't asking for charity was so successful at begging for $30K that he is now begging for twice as much
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This week's edition of unnecessary reboots features The Transporter, because we all know how Jason Statham has totally fallen off the map so yeah let's just go ahead and remake this one without him
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Five weirdass home inventions that straddle the line between functional and crazy. But I could totally use a backpack umbrella, yeah (not a slideshow)
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS is planning on policing PACs and other political non-profits. In a totally unrelated note, the bill to completely defund the IRS has just gotten a unanimous vote in both the House and Senate
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Sat March 14, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Uber to supply their drivers with a fleet of electric cars. But don't worry, they're still totally not a taxi company. Would a taxi company charge their drivers $200/week for use of their cabs?
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Fri March 13, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Our Moon is an alien UFO spaceship parked in orbit around Earth, claim totally serious people (with totally convincing pics and videos)
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bibi's speech to congress, which totally wasn't about the Israeli election, is now appearing in his campaign ads
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Eight kinda gross but totally awesome foods that will take you back to childhood lunches in the 1990s (not a slideshow)
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Sat March 07, 2015
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace totally loves the legal system. Until a case doesn't end the way she wants it to end. "One woman could stop justice"
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
"If you can ever find a woman who's totally down with you giving her wrestling finishers into the pool, cuff that chick"
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Wed March 04, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
OMG fairies are totally real, and way too many of them are moving into Somerset, England
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Sat February 28, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Totally did not see this coming
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ten car parts that need to be totally redesigned. It's time to rethink, retool, replace
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(35)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly, ahem, "clarifies" his claims that he saw nuns shot in El Salvador, explaining that he saw *pictures* of slain nuns, which is totally the same thing, you pinhead
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Tue February 24, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but apparently, precious metals might not be quite as valuable as Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh claim they are. Value of 9/11 commemorative coins still totally legit, though
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Sun February 22, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
BoingBoing interviews John C. Reilly about "Bag Boy" featuring Steve Brule. Who is totally not John C. Reilly. They just look a little bit alike because of the eyes or something
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Sat February 21, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly's definition of a "combat zone" in the Falklands War is an air-conditioned modern hotel in Buenos Aires. But it didn't have HBO, so he could've totally gotten PTSD from that
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Mon February 16, 2015
(E&T Magazine)
 
 
 
Number of solar panel installations in 2014 doubled over the year before. And THAT'S gonna be totally sustainable now that gas is so cheap we can keep the burn barrels in our kitchens going 24 hours a day now
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Sun February 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Impressive, but that Volvo TOTALLY ran that stop sign
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(33)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Women are injecting blood into their boobies to get what is being called "the vampire breast lift." And yeah, I'm sure this is totally safe
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Wed February 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Totally cool video of Navy test of Tomahawk missile against ship, pigeons
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(188)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A-Rod to Yankees management: You guys know I was totally kidding when I called you scumbags. So we're cool right?
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Tue February 10, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ghost of Randy "Macho Man" Savage is haunting a Florida wrestling promotion (with totally believable pic)
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This totally real picture of a totally real quiz taken by a totally real student in a totally real classroom proves that teachers are trying to indoctrinate students against the GOP
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Wed February 04, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Only take this quiz if you're totally single
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(8)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin totally considers all bidders and awards $3 billion Crimea-Russia bridge contract to childhood friend and judo partner
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(88)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
In a move that is totally not pandering to his base, newly elected Texas Governor Greg Abbott declares February 2 to be Chris Kyle Day
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(193)
 

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