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54 headlines found matching 'Totally'
Sun August 28, 2016
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maine newspaper would like to revoke its endorsement of Governor Paul LePage. I believe this falls under the no "take-backs" category. Unless you have Obama's time machine, then it's totally doable
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus gives Trump a warning he'll totally withdraw support. Again. For reals this time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thrilled with recent press coverage, white supremacists are playing saxophones, posing for photos, and holding videoconferences. Stormfront's even giving away black garden gnomes that will totally respect white culture
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Tue August 23, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Ok, now this shiat is getting totally out of hand. Witness the dumbassery of a rare Pokemon Go spawn in downtown Taipei
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Everything's totally fine, citizens of Germany. Really. We swear
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Wed August 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of clarity, New York Times editor admits they totally screwed the pooch with its coverage--or lack thereof--of Louisiana flooding, would have required redirecting resources from 24/7 coverage of Trump utterances
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Mon August 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Recent comments by Donald Trump send 'unprecedented' numbers of Republican officials fleeing to back Hillary Clinton, campaign officials admit they are totally GOPsmacked
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Some Unskewed Guy)
 
 
 
Trump leading 67%-19% in totally legit national poll
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure everyone knows Trump is totally unqualified to be president, but Clinton is also unfit to be president ...We are so boned, America
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Totally fake scientist on the payroll of big oil says there will likely be 30 years of global cooling in the near future
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's a new Hillary conspiracy theory brought to you by the totally-not-for-Trump Wikileaks. It involves Hillary murdering a staffer. Hillary is actually secretly a serial killer. Her real father is Jack the Ripper
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Tue August 09, 2016
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
It's totally coincidental that the mysterious Delta Air Lines system crash occurred a few months after the Chinese military started selling Delta-specific information and vulnerabilities on the black market. Nothing to see here
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
According to the Journal of Family Psychology, marriage changes how men drink in weird ways. Also, that girl in the picture totally wants you
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
If Democrats nominated a whackjob, batshiat insane candidate like Donald Trump, would they elect him president? Totally, but being a liberal nutcase is different than being a republican nutcase; less racism and more Biden
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Parts of Idaho are getting a jumpstart on making America great again. And by great, we mean 'totally farking everything up in the worst possible way'
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My friends are totally racist but I've put up with them all these years. Now I'm dating a Korean guy and they hate him. What should I do? Dear Nitwit: Dump their sorry asses
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Does your dog bite? No. "RAAWRR" *chomp* I thought you said your dog did not bite! That is not my dog...ha ha, I lied, that's totally my dog
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Islamic leader accused of raping a US airman released on his own recognizance, outraging the local community. What's that? It's actually a priest? Nevermind, community totally cool with it
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Fri July 22, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So yeah, we're totally not on the brink of WWIII or anything but Russian bombers DID intentionally bomb a base in Syria used by US and British special forces, to "pressure the White House to cooperate with its forces"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(ELLE)
 
 
 
Some jerk "fan" just totally took Justin Bieber out of the zone by daring to throw him a gift on stage while he was rappin' with the kids. "Take this moment to listen and try not to give me a hat, because I probably don't want that shiat"
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Fri July 15, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Documentary filmmaker: We totally found DB Cooper, he's alive and well and living in San Diego. FBI: *Sigh* not this shiat again
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Totally original, super-rare '58 Studebaker with just 74 miles on the clock goes up for auction. Hang your fuzzy dice and crank up the doo-wop
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How to get fired from your Wall Street hedge fund firm: Rent a $20m mansion in the Hamptons and totally trash it with gun-toting little people and bikini-clad women by having a #Sprayathon party with a thousand people
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Locals from around this alligator farm in Anhui, China where 92 alligators have escaped, have no fear officials have said not to worry as it's totally under control and 'most' have been caught
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Sun July 03, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
After many of the people his campaign claimed were speaking at the RNC issued denials, Trump again claims the speaking slots are "totally filled" but won't release any names except his kids, his wife, and the ever-electrifying Dr. Ben Carson
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
DC picks new name in its bid to become 51st state and totally ruins the "50 Nifty United States" song
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Wed June 29, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel: I'm going totally sober ... starting July 1 after vacation
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a totally normal and not-confusing ruling the Supreme Court says that states cannot make it a crime to refuse to take a blood test when suspected of drunk driving, but states CAN criminalize refusing to take a breathalyzer test
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Wed June 22, 2016
(WLWT)
 
 
 
The upper-middle-class achieves escape velocity from the lower-middle-class, having discovered that even if you can't join the 1%, life as part of the 30% doesn't totally suck
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
In a story he totally didn't make up to create confirmation bias in the minds of his only potential customers, former secret service agent assigned to the Clinton Whitehouse claims, in his book, that Hillary threw Bibles at people when she got mad
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family learns lesson about bigotry after attending a Trump rally: "Once you witness discrimination first hand, it's a totally different experience. I was in a state of shock"
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey guys, Giuliani and Gingrich are still out there. Still totally VP material if anyone is in the market for that sorta thing. Guys? Wait, turn that camera back on
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
This is, quite literally, the Rolls Royce of totally autonomous kill-droids
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Wed June 08, 2016
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump would totally have the best 'Sh*t My Dad Says' feed ever
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie lays off most of his remaining staffers. He's totally planning on competing in November, though
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Tue June 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Parents who tried to cure dead child's meningitis with onions: "They make us sound like kooks but we're totally normal"
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yeah sure okay, smart progressives will totally vote for Trump over Hillary once Bernie is moved to the side because of what she stands for
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(The Week)
 
 
 
And now for something totally gassy: A cinematic history of farting
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mookie Betts is now the first player in MLB history to homer in each of the first two innings of consecutive games. His totally absurd home run pace (5 in two games) is keeping statisticians up at night
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking may be a genius who understands the workings of the universe, but the popularity of Donald Trump? Now there's a mystery beyond any man's understanding. Unless you're in the KKK, then you totally get it
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm so powerful and sexy. I am submitting this thread while on the bus. I totally rule. Bow to me
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Thu May 26, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
TSA chief says security lines will be totally farked indefinitely
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Wed May 25, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Tickets for 100th edition of the Indianapolis 500 are totally sold out. Indy residents discover they can't watch the race anywhere. Not over the air. Not online. Not even at the local bar. UPDATE: blackout lifted (link changed)
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Government employees spend their wedding night copying the Chinese constitution, totally not staged event of course
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Mon May 16, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
See what happens when you totally screw up your party, conservative Republicans, you end up with Donald Trump totally rebuilding it ...without you
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Fri May 13, 2016
(NFL Playoff predictor)
 
 
 
This year's edition of the NFL schedule and playoff predictor is up. You once again have the ability to show everyone your totally unbiased opinion on why your team will go 14-2 and win the Superbowl
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yeah man, we're like, totally going to build that homeless shelter. Right after the pizza guy gets here
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Thu May 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Head of Vatican Bank says it is now impossible to launder money through the bank, totally don't send your billions through the bank expecting it to go undetected, don't even try, it won't work, don't do, please don't try it, no chance, just don't
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why doesn't the media cover all those things they totally covered, more than once?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince's favorite pill-prescribing doctor has abandoned his practice and gone into hiding. But he totally is innocent of being guilty of anything
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The attacker suffered from 'psychiatric issues', so this is totally not a terrorist attack
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
'Sky Sharks' movie trailer - Zombie Nazis riding flying sharks. Totally normal (Some Not safe for work content)
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Fri May 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' to be renamed RRS Sir David Attenborough. Because sometimes the public votes for something totally asinine and you just have to put your foot down and say NO. Your move, Republicans
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Today's panic over some random thing that kids are totally (not) getting high off of: morning glory seeds
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