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70 headlines found matching 'Totally'
Tue May 16, 2017
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trouble's brewing between Starbucks and Weedbukx. Totally bogus, man
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival "organizers" to staff: We aren't going to lay ANYONE off. Now, mind you, we aren't going to be able to PAY you but you are totally welcome to keep working for free. Wha? That just screws you out of unemployment? *Gasp* we had NO idea
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: Is Trump secretly recording conversations? Sssspicy: "the president has nothing further to add on that." Another Reporter: So that's a Yes? Sssspicy: "nothing further to add to that." 3rd rep: so he's TOTALLY doing it? S: NOTHING. TO. ADD
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Snapchat's execs paid themselves $2 billion for generating 1Q2017 losses of $2.2 billion, but they're totally worth it. Fark: Losing money faster than Uber, and paid themselves on the IPO better than execs at Twitter and Facebook
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why, on today of all days, was Assistant Press Snekretary Sara "I TOTALLY Got this job on my own merits" Huckbee-Sanders pinch-hitting behind the Podium at the press briefing? Apparently last night's firing broke the Spicy and he had a "meltdown"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Arcade group says that ticket and claw games will no longer be "rigged". You can totally trust them this time. Pinky swear
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Kourtney Kardashian, and I totally loves me some Popeye's Fried Chicken. It's the best, so we just randomly stopped off and got some." #totallynotapaidendorsement #Iamnotashill #nothisisn'tacommercial
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out James Comey misspoke when he said that Huma Abedin forwarded classified emails to Anthony Weiner. But only if you use "misspoke" to mean "totally made things up". But boy, it sure did take the focus off the real issue, didn't it?
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Family's only car, a '04 KIA with 200,000 miles is stolen, involved in police chase before thief gets stuck on railroad tracks. Fark: thieves with badges demand $300.00 in towing, impound fees from them; "We're totally blindsided"
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner, in what is totally not a conflict of interest, is selling $500,000 visas to wealthy Chinese people
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uber's attempt to totally disrupt the legacy concept of obstruction of justice goes about as well as you might expect
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kansas City Archdiocese parts ways with group because it reflects 'troubling trends'. I totally see it, not towing the Catholic dogma line, pushing their own agenda. They're a dangerous and radical group of thugs, like drug dealers Fark: Girl Scouts
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From being everywhere last year to totally disappearing this year. How does one of the biggest pop stars on the planet stay hidden for months?
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Totally not racist 'Bikers for Trump' mistake non-white rally-goer for protester and physically force him out of arena
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
The 2018 midterms are gonna be totally insane brah, with hundreds of Berniebros inspired to get out there and lose horribly to people with things like funding and organization
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Business of Fashion)
 
 
 
Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Totally not racist, and most assuredly not speaking from his rectum Attorney Jefferson Davis Beauregard III says the wall can be paid for if the Treasury cracks down on improper EITC payments since they are going to "mostly Mexicans"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Okay gang, you're a Red Sox pitcher and a totally legal slide by Manny Machado accidentally injures your star second baseman. What to do? Throw a 90 mph fastball at his head, of course
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(Economist)
 
 
 
OK, Google, my voice is my passport. Verify me. Then have a truckload of beer delivered to my best friend's address. Who is totally not me
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz was given 564,615,000 rubles in sketchy campaign contributions immediately after publishing the Comey letter in what totally wasn't a quid pro quo transaction
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Fri April 21, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Millennial app makers say selfies could make election voting 'more, like, accessible' while offering totally cool filters and effects for candidates
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's totally not a Mad Lib headline: "South Korean man dies after eating toads"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dow Chemical trying to kill federal pesticide findings. In entirely unrelated news, the company cut a $1 million check to help underwrite Trump's totally bug-free inaugural festivities
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Alaska is totally farked
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Trump was anointed by God himself to subdue all nations threatening God's purposes? BECAUSE HE TOTALLY WAS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will Ossoff be on? Will Republicans get a peach of a Georgia rebuke? Will Trump face another humiliating defeat? Will media totally blow the call on this one too? It's your Official Georgia Special Election Discussion Thread
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Click to see the most "I'd do it again it was totally worth it" mugshot you'll ever see
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In what is totally not a conflict of interests, Trump is seemingly splitting his time between two jobs: serving as president of the United States and acting as owner/host of Mar-a-Lago
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Having totally stopped guns, knives and drugs, new lawsuit aims to ban hotdogs and processed meat from L.A. schools
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a good, sound investment to make with your money, Uber has revealed 2.8 billion reasons why you should totally and completely ignore them
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
50 Nightmare-inducing Easter Bunny Photos. Suddenly, Bugs Bunny not wearing any pants and occasionally dressing up like a woman totally makes sense
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Thu April 13, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A totally badass horse just attacked an alligator. Of course, it happened in Florida
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Ice monsters on Zao mountains are totally real, guys. We have photos taken all the way back in 1921 that prove they existed and uttered snappy one-liners whenever they met humans
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And today's Hollywood celeb who has totally disappeared from the radar - Jenna Elfman
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Fri April 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says attacks on Syria were of vital national interest and totally NOT a distraction from the unethical and extremely unpopular power grab in the U.S. Senate by Congressional Republicans
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Thu April 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton uses her first post-Election interview to tell us about how losing the election was totally not her fault
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russian lawmaker responsible for overseeing commission preparing for 2018 world cup slips and dies. No genuinely, he slipped and hit his head. I'm not lying, it was totally an accident guys
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this totally rad chopper, dude
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Fearless Russian men hug and then ride brown bears. Which is totally not gay somehow
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
50 totally doable April Fool's Day pranks. "Dude, I totally had sex with your mom yesterday" not included
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Wed March 29, 2017
(KFOX Las Cruces)
 
 
 
Herbalife, which is totally not a scam, ordered to pay $200 million for scamming people
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes explains that he wouldn't be totally cocking up this whole Russian investigation if the Democrats weren't forcing him to do a really bad job and also to betray his responsibility by being Trump's bootlicking toadie. See? The Dems did it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump and GOP last week: "We have no healthcare Plan B, if this fails, that's it." This week: "We totally have like 50 Plan Bs and we're very determined to kill as many of you people as possible"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spicer says it's 100% false that the White House tried to stop Yates from testifying, which means they TOTALLY tried to do that
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Fargo' season 3's first full trailer is totally 'Fargo'-ian and has Ewan McGregor playing two rather gross versions of Ewan McGregor
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Tue March 21, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Is it me or is Harvey Levin a giant shill for the Trump administration? The big news from Comey and all TMZ can report is that someone jumped the fence at the White House. "Look at the dancing monkey, totally ignore the FBI lining up these weasels"
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Wed March 15, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch who purchased Trump's Palm Beach mansion for way above market price, admits his plane and Trump's shared a tarmac in North Carolina days before the election, but totally did not meet or anything, trust him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tillerson is traveling Asia with only one journalist, totally not a right wing hack from the Independent Journal Review, founded by conservatives in 2012. So, expect some enlightening coverage from this genius
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nils Lofgren is downsizing so if you need some quality musical equipment played on stage with the likes of Bruce Springsteen, then you need to show up at Nils' webstore and spend some money. Nils is totally not broke so quit asking
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Totally crazy" Jack Russell terrier totally FAILS at Crufts Dog Show, still loves every minute of his fail
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Did you know an alien was shot and killed at McGuire Air Force Base? Because IT TOTALLY HAPPENED
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Fri March 10, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump on job reports before election: They're totally phony. Trump on job report today: "[it] may have been phony in the past, but it's very real now." And yes, that's a real quote
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Thu March 09, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Trump claims that he has never met a man who paid him $95 million. Which I totally understand, I've never met a man who'd pay me $95 million either
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Thu March 02, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A much needed reminder that we can totally disagree politically yet it's still possible to be totally cool with each other personally
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Tue February 28, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Divided Republicans await clarity from Trump on key issues, because clear communication and clarity is totally something he does
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Trout signing autographs for young kids totally captures the magic of baseball through the eyes of a 10-year-old
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Lord is my shepherd. OK? Totally. Big league. He is a tremendous shepherd. The best. No comparison. I know more than most people about herding sheep. And that's why I won the election in a landslide and it's why my company is doing very very well
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Fri February 24, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Kissimmee police take EPIC ethics training, which was totally rad and tubular
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
This Florida man salutes a cardboard cutout of Trump every morning because he's a normal guy. Totally normal. Nothing to see here
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Tue February 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lewandowski: "Trump's team is letting him down." Later adding, "If I was still there, I'd totally right the ship with the right people. But noooo, bastards dumped my ass because I was *too* good at their job"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Breitbart's editor-in-chief Alex Marlow calls Milo Yiannopoulos' comments "totally indefensible." He then proceeds to defend them
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actually, you totally did. You just weren't bright enough to realize it.' Iowa Police and Firefighter's unions: "We didn't vote Republican to get stabbed in the back"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman complains about getting a totally free penis shirt
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bob Kraft: It's totally normal for players to refuse to go to the White House. This happens all of the time
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: "Hey losers, my Muslim ban is totally amazing and luxurious according to lawyer.bligshiat.com"
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Department of Defense looking to rent space in Trump Tower, which, "could directly funnel government money into the president's business interests." Well, that sounds like it's totally not a conflict of interest
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Tue February 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CEO and owner of 84 Lumber says she is a supporter of President Trump, and his proposed border wall, which totally explains why her company just spent millions of dollars on a Superbowl ad depicting the wall as inhumane and Un-American
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The Democrats have a candidate who would totally destroy Trump in the 2020 elections. Being Democrats, they'll probably run anyone but him
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Watch various scared Swedes on top of a 10 meter board, stay for the last woman who totally kicks ass
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Earth's magnetic poles are set to swap places - and we're totally unprepared
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