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67 headlines found matching 'Toronto'
Sun February 19, 2017
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who are these Millennials who think they're running for mayor against NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio? They seem to be straight out of a bad Millennial movie
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
It can be tough to tell sometimes whether a reporter has quit or been fired, but when the TV station sends out a release saying the guy left "to pursue other opportunities", and the 'opportunity' is a Tom Petty tribute band, yeah: shiatcanned
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's illegal to tow a couch through a McDonald's drive-thru with an ATV, much less to do it intoxicated while running from police and crossing a frozen river. But all parties involved were wearing helmets, so police aren't sure what to charge them with
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Sun February 05, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Canada will exact their revenge on the United States this summer
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Sharkwater' filmmaker disappears in ocean near Florida Keys, presumed to be making new documentary detailing life inside a shark
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Tue January 31, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Because of Trump's executive order on immigration, some NBA and MLB players will have to remain in the US when playing the Toronto Raptors or Toronto Blue Jays
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Mon January 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What happens when your president goes insane and you're trying to get the Olympics in your city?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Queen to tour with Adam Lambert again this summer. Now, I love Brian May and Roger Taylor as much as the next guy, but is it really Queen without Freddie Mercury and John Deacon?
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Buffalo, NY 1894: "Far out, man"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With signing of Jarrod Saltalamacchia, the Blue Jays are the new owners of the longest name in MLB history. It's one of the best records to have
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto Police: If your illegal weed shop is robbed, you should totally report it to us for your own protection. No, seriously. What? Why are you laughing?
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Fri January 20, 2017
(NESN)
 
 
 
Apparently because MLB didn't have enough teams that wear red, the Toronto *Blue* Jays unveil their new alternate home uniforms, which they will wear every Sunday home game. Take a wild guess what color they chose?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Star Trek: Discovery" will begin filming next week, we think
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Tue January 17, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The Brooklyn Nets (8-32) are the new Philadelphia 76ers
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
The caricuture artist you saw at the summer fair apparently works for the Toronto Police in the winter
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Canadian bankruptcy with Trump's Toronto hotel illustrates Trump's conflict of interest issues. Also illustrates his crappy business abilities
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Pluto has towers of ice 1600 feet tall, still can't see Uranus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
2013's #1 overall NBA draft pick Anthony Bennett waived. Again
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Sun January 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry Hillary haters, she's never going to run for any office ever again
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
With all the amazing recent discoveries in nature, scientists are still baffled by tiny ripples on icicles
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Thu January 05, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto storeowners dealing with kelptomaniac squirrels: "Squirrels can be seen on store video snatching chocolate bars from the shelves and scampering off with them into the street"
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Sun January 01, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hey, it's New Year's Day & that means pond hockey on a grand scale somewhere. Today that's in Toronto as the Maple Leafs celebrate their 100th year by hosting the Detroit Red Wings. The game's at 3pm ET so there's lots of time to deal with that hangover
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Fri December 23, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canada's long national nightmare is finally over. Encarnacion signs with the Cleveland Indians, the team that knocked the Blue Jays out of the playoffs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
DC Comics movies producer: 'We haven't taken into consideration if something goes wrong.' Damn right. They've got all the experience you could ask for
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Thu December 22, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
In the tradition of cushy jobs in the banking industry, former banker appointed as Ontario's first ombudsman of beer
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Apparently, Mike Babcock has decided to give Leafs fans Jhonas Enroth for Christmas. Makes sense, considering Santa's sleigh could fly right through that 5-hole
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Thu December 15, 2016
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Canadian task force recommends that the country legalize pot. The only problem is trying to come up with any kind of stash in a backyard garden when racing against a two week long growing season
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Reasons that Toronto lost to Seattle in the MLS Cup include, rain and snow leading up to the game, -10 temperatures and poor play by stars caused by CFL players being on the field 10 days earlier
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Christmas lights in Toronto have a mortal enemy in squirrels: "I believe it totally has to do with one or more squirrels who perhaps don't like Christmas"
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby reportedly seeking plea deal to avoid trial, hopes to sit down with his accusers over drinks and hash things out
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Bomb scare on Boston Celtics charter plane apparently had nothing to do with their recent performance against Toronto
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Sat December 10, 2016
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Seattle travels to the icy confines of Toronto where the MLS championship will be decided. 8PM EST on FOX and TSN
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Fri December 09, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
The CFL fines 21 players from the 2016 Grey Cup game for wearing the wrong jocks. Errr, socks. The wrong socks. Regardless, they are still being dicks about it
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(Toronto Life)
 
 
 
I accidentally slept with a Trump supporter. He had a cool motorcycle, ok? You understand
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Thu December 08, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Series share for each player on the Chicago Cubs is $369,000. Which is exactly the same amount that would have been earned by putting $2 in a mutual index fund the last time the Cubs won the World Series in 1908
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC: It's going to cost $35 million to protect the Trump family until inauguration day. Congress: You're only getting $7 million, because fark you that's why
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Montreal sets le trolling to le maximum
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After Vancouver enacts stiff new tax on foreigners snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate, Chinese seek shelter in Seattle and Toronto, snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate there
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Wind Mobile to be renamed Freedom Mobile. To be updated next year to Liberty Mobile in 2017, then Independence Mobile in 2018, and then Read the Constitution You Liberal Pussies Mobile in 2019
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Last week: UFC announces Conor McGregor agreed to give up his featherweight world title. This week: Conor McGregor wants to know what UFC officials have been smoking
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Fri December 02, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
"Escape From New York" re-boot is a 'prequel' that will not be set in New York nor have any escape...and Lee Van Cleef will now be a chick
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
2010: Nobody beaten by Toronto police during protests. 2016: Nobody allowed to proceed with lawsuit against police. Bonus video of police beating Nobody
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Wed November 30, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Minimum wage protest ends with 23 arrests. Man, you never see people getting arrested when the rich are protesting their money
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Street)
 
 
 
If you want a pair of Nike's $720 self-tying sneakers, you'd better run quickly
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
"OK, Google, tell me how to get to Dump Tower"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg is being followed by Hillary Clinton on Twitter
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in regards to 11-year-old stealing his parents' car after playing GTA: "Here we have an influence of a video game making kids try things without their parents' knowledge or consent"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Oh my, Cupid, that's quite the package you're packing in this refreshed theatre mural (safe for workish)
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Here's a head scratcher, Toronto Maple Leafs indefinitely suspend their (AHL) goalie.... for defending a disabled person who was being trolled on a hockey website. Couldn't they just file it under 'most goalies are psycho' and move on?
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 14 things that are harder to get or to get into than Harvard University, ranging from being able to work here or getting a job at Walmart
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Wed November 23, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
What will be the fallout of Takeover Toronto? Will everyone be happy for Sexy Star's title win? Will Lana learn how to throw a shotput from Jim Neidhart? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8pm ET
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
An interview with folk legend Edmund Fitzgerald, who sang about the famous ship the Gordon Lightfoot and the night it crashed into the Cat Stevens
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura defend the NXT title against Samoa Joe? Will Mickie James be so fine she'll blow Asuka's mind? Will TM-61 deus ex machina the Authors of Pain? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: Toronto, 8 PM ET on the WWE Network
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Fri November 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters meets the cast of 'STOMP'. Follow the bouncing ball
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Sat November 12, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello out there, we're on the air, it's hockey night tonight. Will Austen score or will Toronto bore? Will Lightning strike when the Sharks take the ice? The puck drops on the "early" games at 7 PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Guy gets on the subway and smokes Fentanyl in a crack pipe. Kids call it a High Roller
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Thu November 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
How the world sees Trump's election win - through political cartoons (Warning - slide show, but worth it)
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Wed November 09, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Leave last night behind, we have "Wrasslin' Wednesday" with NXT, Lucha Underground, and the season finale of Total Bellas, starting at 8 PM on WWE Network, El Rey, and E, respectively
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Only in Toronto could 20 people witness a man having his penis cut off followed by five gunshots and no one saw or heard anything"
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Not trying to instill U.S. panic, but the Canada immigration website has just crashed
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Two topless women arrested for protesting at Trump's polling place. He gives them a 6, maybe a 7
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Mon November 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Pumpkin Spice Cheese". Dear sweet lord
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Fri November 04, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey Hall of Fame asks Canadians to root around in their bags for the most-wanted memorabilia in history, including Willie O'Ree's sweater, Gerry Cheever's mask, Darryl Sittler's stick and any evidence a Maple Leaf player ever held a Stanley Cup
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
What's that? Oh just another Russian-financed, Trump-branded property, Trump Toronto being placed in bankruptcy receivership, thereby wiping out middle class investors who are crying fraud, while the Donald himself loses almost nothing--again
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Construction crews in Toronto under bombardment by bags of poop and they would like it to stop: "It used to be once a month. Now there are multiple piles. Everyone's been complaining. It's disgusting"
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor on the $1.9 million the city spent on penis pills, "It stiffens my resolve." Subby would have gone with , "At least we didn't spend it on hookers and blow this time"
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadians told to get used to living smaller houses because Canada is running out of Canada to build on or something
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