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Headlines matching 'Tom'
Wed April 16, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Forget it, Tom Hardy just made the best movie of the year
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(68)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sanjay Gupta on deadly Ebola outbreak in Guinea: "There's a possibility of someone getting on a plane who has been exposed but not developed any symptoms"
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Tom Baker on writing to Doctor Who fans: "What I find is that if I'm over-effusive, or make too many jokes, what happens is that by return of post I get a six page letter because they're encouraged. They think oh, I can be a friend of the Doctor"
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(35)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
Plastic goes in this bin, paper in that one, garbage in the yellow bin, and don't forget to sort your tombstones
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What if your job depended on cutting cherry tomatoes very quickly?
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(28)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
"Bouncing the mentally ill, homeless and/or addicted from one service to another is an expensive way to treat the symptoms, but not an effective treatment of the root cause of their problems"
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(62)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
When getting an appendectomy, one would normally expect the surgeon to actually remove the appendix. Most of the time you'd be right. Most of the time
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(15)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Banks now using game theory to catch customers gaming the bank on loan applications. "When you fill out an application form, you can lie. The purpose of my work is to catch liars"
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(14)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
He graduated Harvard at 18. As an officer in the National Security Agency, he is believed to have invented vodka Jell-O shots. He's also the farking funniest recording artist of the 20th Century. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Lehrer
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(40)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Can you spot the subtle difference between actual McDonald's customers and TV-friendly McDonald's customers? A nuanced examination
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(268)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast VP testifies that Time Warner merger will be good for customers. Also known as "perjury"
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(28)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Jimmy Fallon but dude does a mean Tom Petty
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(40)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Tiger's reliever Joe Nathan acknowledges that he's going through a bout of "dead arm." Proceeds to prove it later that evening by blowing a three-run lead in the bottom of the ninth
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(20)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
After finding Bank of America with its hand too far in the cash drawer, the CFPB slams it on them, hard, forcing them to refund nearly $800 million to customers it sold BS "identity theft protection" and "credit card Insurance" to
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(19)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Today's article: "Why a GOP win in 2014 could mean a Democratic president in 2016" Tomorrow's article: "Why a GOP loss in 2014 could mean a Democratic president in 2016" and "Why picking your nose today will mean a Democratic president in 2016"
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(78)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast exec tells Congress that they know their customer service sucks, but they are going to do better. And why was Comcast in front of Congress? To tell them how much better customer service will be when they take over Time Warner
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(22)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
If you steal a laptop, try and resist the urge to call customer service for help
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(3)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Good news, Panera customers. The company knows you're too stupid to order their food correctly, so they're going to make it easy for you
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(71)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider confirms the existence of exotic hadrons, proving sub-atomic particles are governed by Rule 34
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(15)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
After Russia's Gazprom hikes natural gas prices 80% for it's Ukrainian customers, Ukraine this morning reminded Russia that its natural gas pipeline to Europe all run through Ukraine, who can shut them off if they want
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Tue April 08, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Insurance companies reward loyal customers. With higher rates
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(70)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have become a culture accustomed to shutting up when we attempt to voice dissident political opinions, claims person upset at getting shot down by "facts" and "statistics" when trying to say Obama is really from Africa
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(66)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
2008: Starbucks commits to recycling program at all of its stores by 2015. - 2014: Starbucks dropping recycling program because customers refuse to recycle
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(31)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is Draw a Bird Day. You have been warned
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(36)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you need another reason to avoid eating at Chili's, the company supports the National Autism Association and is donating 10% of all customer checks to the NAA on April 7th. The problem? NAA is notoriously anti-vaccination
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(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that credit reporting agency that Target offered free service for its customers after it got hacked? It got hacked too. FARK: Over 200 million Social Security numbers may have been stolen
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Fri April 04, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Note to liquor store clerks: If a customer asks you to hold up cash for a picture, you should be very suspicious
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(18)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For those of you who think Disneyland is too whimsical, you can always visit this theme park located at the bottom of a salt mine in Romania. "Make sure to dress warm"
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(20)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bad: suffering a heart attack. Worse: being mistakenly pronounced dead at hospital. Way, way worse: waking up in morgue freezer, breaking your nose and freezing to death while struggling unsuccessfully to escape your frozen tomb
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(135)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a pharmacy, you should really pay attention to the customers in the store as you walk past... especially if they're wearing a blue uniform with a shiny badge and carrying a gun
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(20)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
France briefs doctors on warning signs of ebola as fears grow that latest outbreak could spread from Africa. Briefly, when a patient complains of flu-like symptoms then starts to bleed from the eyes and liquefy like a bass in a blender, it's ebola
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(100)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Seismic activity detected in Redmond as 800-pound gorilla starts to stomp around. Windows is now free for devices under 9", universal apps coming for your PC, Windows phone, and Xbox, and oh yeah, the start menu? It's coming back
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(284)
 
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Scottish soccer team goes bankrupt in middle of season giving opposing teams automatic 3-0 wins, a strategy remarkably similar to that being used by the Toronto Maple Leafs in their playoff run
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dirty Italian peeping tomettes
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(21)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
A waitress who draws a smiley-face on a customer's check will get a better tip. But a waiter who does the same thing, it turns out, will just be thought of as kind of creepy
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(42)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman thinks she has a stomach ache, actually has a baby
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(59)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Guy who was skipping gun rally because of the crazies shows up to gun rally and sees sights such as Gov. Cuomo hung in effigy, people fearing a New World Order and signs saying "Get out of Tombstone"
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(168)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tomato Committee says Florida tomatoes are too ugly to be sold out of state
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(12)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Man awaiting trial goes into a hardware store, cuts off his ankle monitor, and hops on board the next flight to Maui. Tom Hanks and George Clooney in a bidding war to buy the movie rights to this story
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Customs officers seize 263 "Fart Bombs"
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(64)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Bad Day? Waitress attacks customer after bad service complaint. Really bad day? Waitress threatens cops with butter knife
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(45)
 
(Strange Beaver)
 
 
 
With April Fool's Day tomorrow, here are some last minute prank ideas that will most likely get you punched and/or fired
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(77)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas top court agrees to decide whether Tom DeLay was a shady politician contemptuous of the law. Also, the judges will review his conviction
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(16)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
'This is only the beginning but there could be endless possibilities - from printing functional solutions locally in slums and disaster areas, to high-end hotel rooms that are individually customised and printed in marble dust.'
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM halts Chevy Cruze sales, leaving tens of customers disappointed
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(30)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Not one but two different groups of Manchester United fans have rented out airplanes to fly banners calling for David Moyes' ouster during the game tomorrow
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Yeah, two firefighters died, tragedy, heroes, etc...But what about Tom Brady?
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michigan State basketball star "adopts" little girl with neuroblastoma as his "little sister." Damn, it's dusty on this court, and subby has a new team to root for
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(21)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in three customers has walked out of a supermarket because self-scan machines don't work properly. They also steal a lot a of stuff out of frustration "They do not make us autonomous shoppers, they make us needy and furious"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Harkin warns his fellow senators of a coming student loan bubble, finally realizes that what the media has been discussing for nearly a year is true
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Wed March 26, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Asinine: WV girl forced out of Christian school because school administrators felt that her dress and behavior were too butch and did not "follow suit with her God-ordained {gender} identity," Fark: She is EIGHT years old. God hates..Tomboys? Really?
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(229)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Health insurance basics stump many Obamacare shoppers. Apparently just like Chrysler customers, not knowing what they are doing doesn't stop them from buying
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(113)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Longtime Cleveland Indians radio announcer Tom Hamilton fights back tears as his son makes his first MLB plate appearance. Dusty video to the left. Snarky comments about Cleveland's sports history to the right
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
So you're going under the knife. If it goes bad, what do you put on your tombstone? Difficulty: cram sentimentality. This is for posterity. Give me your best one-liners
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Francisco restaurant charges $4 for a slice of toast and customers are eating it up
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(14)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
I have a dream that one day a man will be judged not by the color of his skin but by the hard ballin of his elbow hang, windmill and tomahawk
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(14)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
As the Supreme Court prepares to hear the Obamacare/birth control case tomorrow, its conservative justices are faced with a dilemma: support the religious right, or support laws which shield corporations from liability?
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently phantom pregnancy is a real thing. Ask this guy
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(68)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tom and Gisele selling their California castle with a moat for 50 million and moving to Boston
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(14)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds people wouldn't mind taking orders from a robot boss, since they've already been conditioned to listen to unthinking, unfeeling, middle management automatons
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(26)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Yet another mystery hemorrhagic fever is set to come racing out of Africa. Naturally, it appears as 'flu-like' symptoms before your whole body just sorta liquefies
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(26)
 
(Design & Trend)
 
 
 
Dark chocolate and your stomach bacteria team up to produce anti-inflammatory compounds that make you live longer. Suck it milk fans
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(44)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: You can now continue bacon binging and snacking on lard bricks as scientists fail to connect saturated fats with heart disease. Be sure to hurry, though, as scientists tomrorow will tell us it's unhealthy again
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(20)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Colon cancer rates bottom out
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(20)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember Target being hacked and their customers' credit card data being stolen? Turns out that Target had anti-malware software that detected the hack, but the company did nothing about it
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(50)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Automatic, systematic man shakes his groove thing and is too sexy for the dance floor. He acted real rude, totally removed and when asked to leave club he surprised 'em with a victory cry. Ahhh ah
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(21)
 
(Hawaii 24/7)
 
 
 
As-Seen-on-TV MobilePower Multi-Function Power Packs recalled after customers report they can double as As-Seen-on-TV Smarter Fire Starters
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(6)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
"A Really Hip Plan To Repair The Van": Musician Farker is raising money through crowdsourcing to customize van for a bandmates father that was recently paralyzed
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(1)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Banks now offer palladium and titanium credit cards. For $495 customers can choose either ore
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(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Back to a full weekend of fixtures with the meaty main course today and the pudding tomorrow. Can those at the top keep going? Can those at the bottom drag themselves out of the mire? How many players will get sent off on Sunday?
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(394)
 
(Sochi 2014)
 
 
 
Today we finally leave Sochi for good. ...until the F1 Grand Prix in October. And the 2018 World Cup. And the day Slushy McFlatbottom shows up at your house. This is your final, Day 10 Paralympic thread. Don't look out the window
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(23)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Watson has an impossible lie up against a tree, hits his wedge with his back facing the hole. Cool: the ball goes about 40 yards and hit the flag, with Watson settling for par
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(21)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons employees find wheelchair-bound customer's service dog in medical distress. Do they c.) comfort the woman while the other rushes the dog to an Emergency Animal Hospital. Yeah-in the U.S., they'd be so fired
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(86)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is International Pi Day. Explanation to the left, pictures of your favorite pies to the right
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(105)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember Amazon's "free shipping" for their valued 'prime' customers? Yeah, about that
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(79)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Bergeron would like to let everyone know that America's Funniest Home Videos is still on the air, and that he's leaving the show
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This week on "Octomom" - four felony counts, $26,000 in restitution, six years in jail. Tune in next month for the season finale
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Phantom phone call theory dismissed by experts. Most likely they were traveling through a dead zone
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(32)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
NYC cabbie terrorizes customers with his giant white snake . . . and that's not a euphemism
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(9)
 
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
"The simple fact is that Formula One just is not a sport. The driver in the best car wins, every single time and the dullness is overwhelming. F1 is just a bunch of automatons driving for faceless corporations"
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(108)
 
(Visor Down)
 
 
 
Wife forces husband to sell custom 300hp motorcycle he build himself to renovate the living room: "The selfish git has spent several kitchens turning this into an overpowered drag sofa. It is more than enough to cure the most rigid of constipations"
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(64)
 
(Sochi 2014)
 
 
 
You're on a slalom course that KO'ed well over half the athletes 3 weeks ago. The able-bodied athletes. And Slushy McFlatbottom's been getting ornerier ever since. Earning a medal takes on a whole new meaning at Day 5 of the Paralympics
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(36)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network announces new slate of original programming. Titles include "Tom & Jerry," "Scooby-Doo," and "Looney Tunes"
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(97)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
McDonald's has new game plan to win back customers. Good food is nowhere on the list
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(45)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(WRAL)
 
 
 
After they spilled thousands of gallons of toxic waste into NC waterways, Duke Energy CEO tells NC residents that sure, the company COULD clean up all the polluted sites, but they are just gonna stick customers with the bill if they do
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(109)
 


Sat March 08, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
With Election Day tomorrow, Kim Jong Un tries to woo undecided voters by hanging out with a bunch of sexy North Korean fly girls
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(86)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz speaks to CPAC attendees who made the journey to attend despite the very real dangers they face as True Patriots: "By virtue of your being here today, tomorrow each and every one of you is going to be audited by the IRS"
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(190)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Researchers find that cows who survive an encounter with wolves can suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder-like symptoms. But, hey, at least you get beef that cuts itself
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(38)
 
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien reviews WWE 2K14, creates a custom character. Heelarity ensues
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(10)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Cerberus to buy Safeway, says it will develop plan to allow customers through the door
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(26)
 
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
A limited study concludes that LSD helps the depression symptoms of terminally ill patients. No word on how they managed to get through bat country
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(82)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your doctor learned how to do a hysterectomy procedure from a DVD, don't be surprised when he leaves a glove inside you
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(18)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Is Tesla the biggest disruptive force in the automotive industry? Well, you got the first and last letters right
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(43)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Not news: Child gets automatic suspension for bringing banned item to class. News: It was a cheese sandwich. Fark: She's two years old
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(138)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Monday: Obama is a spineless jellyfish. Yesterday: Obama's spine is Adamantium with wrath to fear, etc. Today: Obama is a know-nothing who couldn't see this coming. Tomorrow: Obama is wise sage who picked next week's lottery numbers
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(314)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian TV anchor who condemned the invasion of Ukraine is being sent to Crimea to report on the situation firsthand. In tomorrow's new, Russian TV reporter has unfortunate accident in Crimea
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(16)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(Smatterist)
 
 
 
Past Oscar nominees pose with younger versions of themselves and I totally forgot Tom Hanks used to look like that
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(83)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's a job you should really only take if all the janitorial positions at your local adult bookstore are already filed: MtGox, which recently lost $340 million of depositor's Bitcoins, opens a call center to field customer complaints
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(253)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
The problem with Whole Foods is their customers
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(66)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
NASA accident report shows that Italian astronaut with water-filled helmet was dangerously close to becoming Major Tom
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(51)
 


Sun March 02, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After the embarrassment in Europe, Bottom vs Top as Chelsea take on Fulham, Arsenal look to make a title run, and in our Main Event, Man City take on Sunderland for the League Cup. All this, plus Rebecca Lowe is back in your EPL thread
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(339)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Having Tommy John surgery is never fun, unless you consider the tattoo opportunity
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(17)
 


Sat March 01, 2014
(Memolition)
 
 
 
Nickel is a chemical element, atomic number 28, that is thought to be one of the main constituents of the Earth's core. It has a melting point of 2651° F. This is Nickel Ball
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(26)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
TV station turns top 10 list of stores with worst customer service into worst slideshow. (Warning: 34 slides to show 10 stores)
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema, Rollercoaster 1977 - "First, Harry, I think I should tell you about the bomb. Would you like to know where it is?" George Segal, Timothy Bottoms and Richard Widmark star in a thriller about an amusement park extortionist
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(31)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable to "educate' all customers about retransmission charges with a $2.25 fee
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(51)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow in Oregon, rather than just saying "Nope" and signing a form, you must actually consult your family doctor or watch an hour long online video in order to get a vaccine exemption
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(311)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia's Dominion Power had excess profits of $280 million during the last regulatory period, which it was required to return to customers in the form of rebates. But don't worry, state lawmakers re-wrote the law to let them keep it, instead
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(66)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
How not to treat customs officers when they ask for your passport
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(27)
 
(Tech Week Europe)
 
 
 
Virgin Media offers UK customers world's fastest home Internet at 152Mbps, inexplicably includes porn filter with the package
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(15)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fanboy splices together footage from the Incredible Hulk TV show, the 1978 Captain America TV movie, and Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park to make a trailer for a 1970s Avengers movie... and it's still better than anything DC has produced
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(59)
 


Thu February 27, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Amazon is all about its customers. Its employees... not so much
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(77)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In a last-gasp attempt to lure customers back to Target, company CEO promises "eye-popping irresistible deals." Just remember to pay with cash
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(36)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Giant-ass statue of Marilyn Monroe from "The Seven-Year Itch" to leave Palm Springs, class up New Jersey. Perhaps they could replace it with a Giant Tom Ewell
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(20)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Microsoft to cut prices on Windows Phones license fees by 70% luring tens of new customers
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(60)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, not content at revolutionizing banking, space travel and the automotive industry, confirmed he's building the world's largest battery factory. It's in the USA, it's fully powered by renewables & zero waste
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The collapse of the Bitcoin "bank" Mt Gox after the theft of $340 million worth of customer's coins is a GOOD thing for the currency according to Cameron Winklevoss. And if there is somebody proven to understand technology trends, it's a Winklevoss
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(92)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Swiss watch found in ancient Chinese tomb. Could have just dropped off the wrist of an absent-minded archeologist, but more likely to be proof that time travel exists. With pics of watch so you can be the judge
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(162)
 


Tue February 25, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tufts Medical Center says a teenager has mitochondrial disease. Boston Children's Hospital disagrees--by declaring the symptoms psychosomatic, taking her from her parents, and denying her any medical treatment except to say it's all in her head
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(224)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Qantas cuts 5000 jobs, hopes customers don't qancel
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
An activist, a hip hop star and a priest walk into a bar. Or a list of top 200 homosexuals in Uganda. List of bottoms still to be published
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(27)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Looks like Tom Hardy impressed so much in his audition to play Reggie Kray, that producers gave him Ronnie, too
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(31)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ford swaps out Windows car tech systems for Blackberry's QNX operating system. So it's out of the frying pan for Ford customers and into the...ditch?
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(74)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
As soon as tomorrow, the USSC could hand down its decision in McCutcheon v. FEC, and is expected to strike down all limits on all campaign contributions. The positive result? It could kill off the tea party. The bad? Replacement with oligarchs
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(112)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good news for the northwest of England and Wales who's had all that rain that has been flooding the country: Well tomorrow you will get a months worth in one hour - followed by winds of 70mph winds. No this is not some windbag spewing his dry humor
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(73)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(Sochi 2014)
 
 
 
US v Finland for the Bronze Medal, Ligety goes for gold in Slalom, Too Much Man Bobsled, and Slushy McFlatbottom's last stand. This is your Saturday live Olympics discussion thread (spoilers)
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(465)
 


Thu February 20, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear Five Guys: Don't copy a customer on an internal email, especially if you call him a douche
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(74)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California ballot for pot legalization to be delayed until 2016. Supporters are urged to tell all pot smokers to remember to get to the polls tomorrow
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(22)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Slushy McFlatbottom make an appearance at the Men's Giant Slalom or the snowboarding parallel giant slalom? Will the USA and Canada men's hockey teams meet in the semis? We answer these questions in the Wednesday live Olympics thread
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(925)
 
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Will Lolo Jones finally ride the sled? Will Slushy McFlatbottom claim some skiiers on the half pipe? Will we make snide comments and veer off topic? Find out here, it's the East Coast Spoiler Free Winter Olympics Prime Time Show Discussion Thread
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(327)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Comcast CEO: Allowing us to buy out Time Warner won't reduce competition because we're already a monopoly, and it won't reduce customer service because, honestly, can we be any worse?
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(219)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
For a change, the people hacking and coughing in the Waffle House parking lot weren't customers
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(31)
 


Sun February 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out that "Tommy's Mom" was actually "Two radio morning show hosts pulling a publicity stunt"
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK backs US plan to shoot beam of high energy subatomic particles at South Dakota
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(54)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Chamber of Commerce CEO Tom Donohue: 'We need low-skill immigrants because Americans have no pride and are lazy.'
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(102)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perkins foolishly doubles down, says rich people should get millions more votes than poor people because they pay taxes
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(214)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Morrissey reduced to having Tom Jones as his opening act
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(68)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
EU Commission considers raiding personal savings and pension accounts in an attempt to decrease reliance on banks who need more money to lend customers their own money
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(14)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Please don't serve me any white chocolate covered cherries," Tom said cordially
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Customer locked inside bank. Staff shows little interest
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(8)
 


Tue February 11, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Nolan Ryan decides to close out his career at the bottom
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(29)
 
(NewsTalk ZB)
 
 
 
Customs agent: Anything to declare? Traveler: You mean besides my donkey penis? *wink*
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(48)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Equifax: "you're dead." Customer: "um no I am pretty sure I am alive." Equifax: "haha No. You're dead"
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(83)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee lags behind in the race to the bottom, looks unlikely to catch Alabama
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(101)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Microsoft managed to leak tomorrow's brand new episode of The Walking Dead on X-Box live this morning
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(32)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Shut Up & Take My Money Alert: James Franco to direct & star in film about the making of Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"
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(60)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
This chart breaks down every month since January 2000 and lists the average Rotten Tomatoes score for the average movie released in that month. November 2012 was awesome, and you'd best avoid anything put out in February 2001
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(23)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Cosmopolitan host of drink mixing show found dead in his apartment south of Manhattan. No forced entry with a screwdriver, but Tom Collins and Rob Roy considered persons of interest
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(57)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
Customs: 'Anything to declare?' Passenger: 'Err yeah, I definitely don't have a dozen iguanas comically stuffed into socks in my luggage'
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(16)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Free streaming porn sites are among the most meticulous trackers and aggregators of your user data. Why? They are using that data to serve back specialized porn and turn a staggering 10 percent of users into paying customers every year
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(85)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Food industry: Customers, we hear you. You hate GMOs. Rather than force a bunch of new regulations, we'll start labeling foods that use them with a few exceptions, the main one being that we'll only do it when we want. We good now?
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(151)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host and geographical expert Laura Ingraham suggests that Justice Sonia Sotomayor's "immigrant family background" from Puerto Rico, calls into question her loyalty to the United States
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(180)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Best bottom shelf beer labels. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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(95)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Merck ends using chimps for research, says it's faster and cheaper to just have the FDA approve their drugs so they can experiment directly on customers
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(10)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs puts Justin Bieber on their "always frisk and search" list
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(22)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
One brave doctor stands up to Obamacare. Specifically, the provision which allows an insurance company she does business with to sell plans to new customers which include her in their list of providers
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(140)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Chart explains different ways time travel works in science-fiction stories. This article was submitted tomorrow and has to be greenlit to avoid a time paradox with terrible consequences
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(65)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Today's headline: Cryptography breakthrough could make software unhackable. Tomorrow's headline: Cryptography breakthrough could render all software hackable
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(34)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Today marks the first day a woman is sworn in as Fed chair. Tomorrow marks the first day a woman is sworn at as Fed chair
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(38)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
Not News: Furniture store holds promotion that if you spend more than $6,000 you get your money back if Seattle wins the Super Bowl. Fark: Store refunds over $7 Million back to customers
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(127)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
All those championship shirts and hats already made up for tonight's losing Super Bowl team really will go to Africa. Here's how they'll get from New Jersey to Nairobi starting tomorrow
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since the NFL MVP award was a no-brainer this year, lets talk about the guy who decided to vote for Tom Brady instead
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(93)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
$25,000 customized Beats headphones handed out to Broncos and Seahawks players. In other news, Derrick Coleman just listed his first eBay item
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(19)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WSJ: Liberals attacking Tom Perkins over his use of Kristallnacht proves Kristallnacht is upon us
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(99)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you a hairy diabetic who smokes and suffers from stomach cramps? Do people call you a Neanderthal? They're right
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(25)
 
(Nine MSN)
 
 
 
I didn't say I was nervous, I said I had butterflies in my stomach
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(17)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Bartender at Irish pub gets SUV for cutting off drunk customer
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(18)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Automotive exec goes Tata up
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(28)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Here it is: States ranked in order of best to live in. Bet you can guess the bottom 10 and the top five without looking
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(231)
 


Sat January 25, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Pornographic studio tries to satisfy customer demands for condomless porn by digitally removing condoms in post-production. Perhaps they could get George Lucas to help them
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(96)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Customer: "Hi, I'd like to withdraw some money from my bank account please." Bank Teller: "Nope, unless you can tell us what it's for; and show us an itemized receipt or quote of expenses"
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(122)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - The Eyes of Laura Mars, 1979 - A photographers see murders in her dreams as her clients are bumped off. Faye Dunaway stars with a bizarrely young Tommy Lee Jones
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(15)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"The Big Stomach King is our hero. He has magic powers"
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(24)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Microsoft to let customers pick which country will host their data so as to avoid government snooping. And monkeys will fly out of their servers
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Companies start taking global climate change seriously once it starts affecting the bottom line
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(98)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Put down the cellphone and back away, sir. You'll thank yourself at work tomorrow
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(42)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Landlord cleaning out the apartment of her evicted tenants finds a tombstone left behind, which is a blatant violation of the apartment's "no necromancy" policy
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(25)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Local news editor: "Hey, tech writer, I need 1000 words by tomorrow. Go." Tech writer: "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh...wait a minute." *switches on phone* CANDY CRUSH
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(40)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The coolest timelapse color photomosaic panorama of China's lunar Rover you'll see all day
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Opera singer sues after botched episiotomy gives her excessive flatulence, leaving her unable to work. This ain't over until the fart lady sings
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(75)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
2012: Massachusetts passes "right to repair" forcing automakers to release auto info to all mechanics. 2014: Automakers say "fark it" and makes RtR nationwide in the easiest domino effect imaginable
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(101)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Extremely rare blue diamond found in South Africa is just another overpriced carbon atom lattice randomly made by nature
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(112)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: What the hell? Tom Brokaw still has dignity? But he came up with the whole "greatest generation" crap
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
James Lankford, running to replace Tom Coburn as an OK senator, believes discrimination against gay people should be legal, climate change is a myth, welfare moms cause gun violence, and wants to defund the UN. Senate Conservative Fund: he's a RINO
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(50)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Home Depot employee catches baby as it falls out of customer's cart, promptly reaffixes it more securely with $122 in wooden framework with countersunk brass screws and heavy-duty poultry netting
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(14)
 


Sun January 19, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not to shock you before you've had your coffee, but "customer" service at the IRS is bad and getting worse. That's it, I'm taking my "business" elsewhere
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(89)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: MFC 39, with Anthony Hamilton vs Darrill Schoonover for the heavyweight title, and Kurt Southern vs Tom Gallicchio for the lightweight title. Main card airs on AXS TV at 10 PM ET
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(82)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Cancer number three finally gets the message across to Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK), who announced he's leaving at the end of the year
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(39)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Resorts in Caribbean having a hard time selling customers free African chikungunya virus with a stay of any length
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(15)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're Target and you're trying to win back your customers' confidence, don't send out a spam email that reads like it was created by scammers
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(66)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The annual automotive tech fest that is the Detroit Auto Fest is upon us, and for fans of car porn, this is about as close to heaven as one can get
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Playboy Playmate found dead at 34 from drug overdose. Farkers' pants to fly at half-staff tomorrow
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(143)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Catalog company sends cease & desist letter to customer who noticed company was ripping off Etsy seller. Wait, you can make people shut up about you doing illegal things? What a country
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(15)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Ohio car salesman sent to hospital after customer's pet spider monkey bites him
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(38)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Tom Izzo says society is soft, kids today are pampered and receiving trophies for participation. But he does refrain from telling us to "get off his lawn," and about how much tougher things were "back in his day"
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(42)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
The Volcker Rule, intended to prevent banks from gambling with customers' money, is being weakened after banks complained they can't gamble with customers' money
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(53)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Call centers use artificial empathy program to determine a caller's mood and personality, enabling cable companies to tell whether a customer is angry, furious or just irate
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(77)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists would like to remind you that WE ARE ALL 5 MINUTES FROM DOOOOOOM... still
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: don't take selfies of yourself and your partner getting frisky in your birthday suits with a stolen smart phone before disabling the automatic upload function of the camera
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So what do the centers of Peyton Manning and Tom Brady go through when working with their quarterbacks? Here are tales from the men who snap them the ball every play
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(11)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What happens when a BBC Daily Politics show debate is interrupted by Queen's 1970s hit Fat Bottomed Girls? Hilarity
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(52)
 
(Westword)
 
 
 
The best Tom Brady hate-memes
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(90)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
CUSTOMER PARKING ONLY. Enforced by shopping cart rodeo
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(39)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Repair shop employee takes customer's car on a joyride and wrecks it twice. Repair shop: "Tough luck"
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(87)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
American Airlines, U.S Airways to begin code sharing on each others' flights. With one call customers can experience both U.S. Airways' disorganization along with American Airlines' arrogant service
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(5)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Joe Namath understands the hatred for Tom Brady
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(147)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Remember all those PopSci covers from the '50s and '60s featuring the ultra-futuristic "Car of Tomorrow"? Well, it's here now, it's made by Volkswagen, it looks cool as hell ... and it gets 261 miles per gallon
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(173)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
It took five long years, but Octomom's 15 minutes of fame have finally reached 14:59
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(83)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
...and what's the deal with Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld, and Larry David appearing at the landmark Tom's Diner where Seinfeld filmed many scenes?
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(26)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
U.S. military to soon become Google's single largest customer. Unfortunately no one in the military has ever thought to use Google to look up "winning military strategy"
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson, who started the sex tape craze with ex-husband Tommy Lee, is remarrying ex-husband Rick Solomon, who started the sex tape craze with Paris Hilton
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(33)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun"
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(68)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Pimp sues Nike for $100 million because there was no warning label in the Jordans he wore when he stomped the shiat out of a john that refused to pay his ho. That brother's got no sole
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(69)
 


Fri January 10, 2014
(Wall Street Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Ford Motors on Wednesday: "We have GPS in your car, so we know what you're doing." Friday: "We do not track our customers"
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(122)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mae Young no-sells the Undertaker, kicks out of the Tombstone just before the 3-count
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(60)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cold weather flight disruptions cost the airlines $1.4 billion. Customers brace for new $50 "climate change" fee
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(8)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Men's Wearhouse want to make Jos A Bank into a store with bad customer service, few options, poorly fitting rack suits and bad quality clothing via corporate osmosis
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(54)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Allow Top Gear to demonstrate what it's like for an automobile to be hit by a train
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(49)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
You can have the game winning hit in the bottom of the ninth in the seventh game of one of the most memorable World Series ever and still only get .9% of the votes needed to go into the Hall of Fame
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(163)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Man killed by underwear suffocation after 'atomic wedgie'
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(110)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man Utd scrap for their last chance at silverware this season against bottom club Sunderland, while later Man City will run out the youth squad against next-to-bottom West Ham. THIS is your midweek Least Cup semis thread
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(120)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lily Tomlin puts a ringy-dingy on it
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(74)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Small U.S. Customs problem: Being caught smuggling a tie in your suitcase. Huge U.S. Customs problem: Being caught smuggling a Thai in your suitcase
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(35)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
News: A 3,000 year old Egyptian tomb has been discovered. FARK: For Egypt's chief beer brewer
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(20)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK energy supplier raises prices 18%, advises customers to cut electric bills by showering together
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(25)
 
(Twinsburg Bulletin)
 
 
 
Forecasters are predicting that tomorrow will be like The Day After Tomorrow
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(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, lions find used Christmas trees just like catnip (with pic and video of satisfied customers)
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(28)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Colorado marijuana sales reported to be three times as high as they were before legalization. Which is also true of the customers
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(162)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Woman goes in for routine fertility surgery, then winds up getting a hysterectomy and suffering a cancer scare shortly afterwards as doctors couldn't figure out what went wrong. That's when they found the glove left inside her
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(78)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Intent on providing equal service to its US-based customers, Wal-Mart is issuing a recall in America too - for table & chair sets that randomly collapse and amputate your fingers at the same time
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Department Chair at UNC under indictment for creating hundreds of "phantom" classes that never actually met over the last 14 years. It's total coincidence that all the kids enrolled in those classes just happened to be football and basketball players
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(233)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
FSU coach Jimbo Fisher leaves Mickey Mouse hanging on a high five. Tom Brady unavailable for comment
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You're an internationally renowned flautist from Canada who lovingly crafts your flutes by hand. U.S. Customs officials: These are made of wood, which makes them agricultural products and therefore must be destroyed
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(325)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
California man gets routine appendectomy with 24-hour hospital stay. Billing charges are: A) $550 B) $5500 C) $55,000
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(89)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The new year starts with a full fixture list of games. Can Arsenal hold on to the top? Will City lose away again? Can Liverpool bounce back? Will anyone notice Everton? Will Sunderland still be at the bottom? All this and more today in the EPL
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(224)
 
(Marijuana.com)
 
 
 
Here's a complete list of retail establishments in Colorado that will sell out of inventory by 3pm tomorrow
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hottie who owns a 'baristas in bikinis' coffee shop forgets she isn't in high school anymore, calls a customer out on her weight and says the customer should 'save world hunger by shooting yourself'. Learns karma is a biatch
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(223)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
This Farker would like to wish you Farkers a Happy New Years with his made custom star trails fireworks show from the North Cascades. Take a few shots, sit back, and feel what its like to move faster than 700 mph
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(9)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
The weirdest New Years Eve celebrations from around the world. Your personal 'take a trip around the world by taking a voyage to the bottom of a bottle' not among them
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(7)
 


Mon December 30, 2013
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
The second annual Mr. and Mrs. Paul Bunyan contest which includes activities such as a flannel fashion show, mechanical bull riding, ax throwing and a flapjack eating contest is kicking off in Bangor, Maine tomorrow
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(32)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
With John Cena, Randy Orton, and all the other boring "Superstars" scheduled for Toronto, will WWE New Year's RAW from Virginia be worth watching, or just the same old crap found in the bottom of a Diva's Bag? Find out at 8 PM on USA
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(1231)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Peter Parker hits rock bottom
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(43)
 


Sat December 28, 2013
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sherlock Holmes is now in the public domain. Subette goes back to writing, "Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Leather Paddle Firmly Applied to Irene Adler's Bottom"
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(72)
 
(Yaywire)
 
 
 
Young Tom Hiddleston was basically Brian Krakow from My So Called Life
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(18)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman says Target's customer service line kept her on hold for six hours. In other news, who the hell stays on the line with customer service for six hours?
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(80)
 


Fri December 27, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hilter's secret technology lab found with high radiation levels. Next on History: Did Hitler receive help from space aliens when building this lab, tomorrow at 8
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(118)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Retail 101: When waiting on customers in a jewelry shop, don't take your eyes off the 6-year-old kid
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(17)
 


Thu December 26, 2013
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mike Hegan, long time Cleveland Indians broadcaster and Oakland A's first baseman, reaches the bottom of the 9th
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(10)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Kings of Leon were the biggest rock band in the world--then the bottom fell out. Can they battle back?" Pretty sure the more relevant question is "How and when were Kings of Leon the biggest band in the world?"
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(90)
 


Wed December 25, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I give to you the only negative review of Miracle on 34th Street available from Rotten Tomatoes
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(38)
 


Mon December 23, 2013
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
It's Big Tomato Pizza, not Big Gay Tomato Pizza
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(28)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Tom Martino and wife review another important product. Handcuffs
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(14)
 
(The Guardian Express)
 
 
 
Ground Control, to Major Tom: The circuit's dead, there's something wrong. Can you fix us, mighty Tom? Can you fix this, Mighty Tom?
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(19)
 


Sun December 22, 2013
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Every liquor store in Lilburn, Georgia is closed after being caught selling to underage customers. "I've been to three, and it's the weekend before Christmas holidays and it's not good my memaw needs to make her punch"
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(129)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Chase: Can we screw over our customers affected by the Target card breach? Sure, lets cap their DEBIT cards and cash withdraws three days before christmas
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(69)
 


Sat December 21, 2013
(Salon)
 
 
 
David Byrne talks about future of music in the free streaming tomorrow: "Do you really think people are going to keep putting time and effort into this, if no one is making any money?"
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(165)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick takes his team to the movies. Concessionaire flagged 15 yards for looking too hard at Tom Brady
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What is The Fonz up to now? Well, since it's the holiday season, odds are he's eating cold ravioli from the can in his one bedroom apartment. Or, Pantomime shows in London. Either/or
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
At long last, our national nightmare is over. ESPN has started fellating Tom Brady again
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Botched vasectomy left Reno shooter so weak he could barely leave bed, move. Not so weak that he couldn't shoot a doctor
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(42)
 


Fri December 20, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
This clunker comes "fully loaded loaded with an engine, wheels, tires and an automatic transmission" and can get you from point A to B "most of the time." Nissan USA: we'll take it
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(57)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
To the left: Luddites 3D printing, the cold void of space, and immortal atoms
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(59)
 


Thu December 19, 2013
(Some Guy with a mustache)
 
 
 
Maybe there have already been enough greenlit Peter O'Toole articles, But I think this tribute from Paul F. Tompkins is reason enough for just one more
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(16)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Snot nose little Tommy reports that Uncle Larry has left the building. RIP Larry Lujack
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(20)
 


Wed December 18, 2013
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The reason Disneyland got rid of the Skyway ride that transported people from Tomorrowland to Fantasyland was because too many guests were getting busy in the sky buckets
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh rock star sentenced for child molestation. In other news, there's other Welsh rock stars than Tom Jones
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(81)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Restaurant surprises customers with all-you-can-eat Norwalk virus. So if you've spent the last 48 hours crying on the toilet with a bucket in your lap, you now know why
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-eally Nuts) "Why don't we spend another $500,000 per vehicle in logistics costs to ship MRAPs back to us white folk?"
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(125)
 

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