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52 headlines found matching 'Toilet'
Fri October 20, 2017
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(WESA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
How many of you have a toilet in your unfinished basement? Know anyone who does? Know why?
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Fri October 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own your very own, one-of-a-kind toilet seat museum, well you might want to sit down for this news
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Middle school janitor calls the police about a tampon
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guy would have been fine if it wasn't for that crazy butterfly he imagined. The imaginary butterfly defense, that old chestnut
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember BlackBerry? It's back. In software form
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Sun September 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gatorade found to be in violation of California consumer laws because of a video game that tells players to "keep [their] performance level high by avoiding water." You know, water, like out of the toilet
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Fri September 22, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Authorities seek toilet paper bandits, analyze skid marks left at scene
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Colorado's "Mad Pooper," Kentucky's "Poopman" strikes again
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
People in Switzerland want to know who is clogging their toilets with wads of cash
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Denny's: Your Turd Awaits
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Tue September 12, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
New 250 metre long 'fatberg' discovered in London sewer, blobbing in at 130 tonnes. Good luck to the guy from Guinness who has to confirm that record
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Fri September 08, 2017
(WESA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Since it's obviously a slow news day, let's learn about the mysterious 'Pittsburgh Potty'
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Thu September 07, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tinder poo-thrower comes clean: "I have many regrets"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Baby talk? Meowing/barking back at them? Rubbing their bellies as you sit on the toilet? Fake throw the ball and insist that you did throw it and your dog just missed it? What strange/unusual things to you do to your pets?
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Tue September 05, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Actual BBC headline: Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo
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Mon September 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Hey, baby, I bet you want my bathroom python in your South End"
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Dominatrix freed on short leash in extortion case
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Fri August 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Perhaps you've been hesitant to use a porta potty at a music festival, but then you would be missing out on a secret rave that could only be entered through one of the units
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump finds another way to flush $7,100 of tax payer money down a luxury toilet
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Your cell phone is 10 times dirtier than a toilet seat. What to do about it? Well for one thing, stop pooping on your phone
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a good-luck charm or mascot at your desk at work or just the workplace in general?
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Trump literally watched the eclipse from the Truman Balcony at the White House today, which raises the question: What in the White House will be named after Donald Trump? Difficulty: I'm taking anything toilet related out of the running right away
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Mon August 21, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
So, yeah Trump's poll numbers are in the toilet, but that's only because we haven't fixed the thing that lets chicks vote yet
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Take the bus, and leave the feces to us"
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Sun August 13, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Taco Bell tests Firecracker Burrito, which is loaded with Pop Rocks and threatens your toilet even more than the usual Taco Bell meal
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A straight flush beats four of a kind, but a mysterious flush beats thousands of passengers at Orlando International Airport
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling floater in the toilet
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Fri August 04, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Sewage sprayed on luggage of 380 passengers in Nashville Airport. Hope you had clean underwear in your carry on
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Thu August 03, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
"Good afternoon, we'll be landing in Montreal rather than Toronto because the shiatter's full. Air Canada apologizes for the inconvenience"
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who blew up McDonald's bathroom not cooperating with police. Reportedly will only say "For God's sake, get me some toilet paper"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Inmates used peanut butter to escape Alabama jail
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Wed July 26, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you're a city employee and have been breaking into female coworkers' homes and stealing their underwear, feminine products and toiletries, it's not a good idea to get caught taking pictures up their skirts at work
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Comedian with cerebral palsy assaulted in the men's room, left shaken and Blue
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home dad creates hilariously relatable parenting scenarios out of Lego from experiences with his children
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-year-old found crawling on the roof of its house. Maybe it was bitten by a radioactive spider. I mean, it could happen, right?
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists say long lines at women's bathrooms can be easily fixed
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Workers repairing toilets aboard haunted luxury liner The Queen Mary rediscover long-forgotten room. No word yet on whether the Ghostbusters need to be called (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Wed July 12, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Something you'd see at the bottom of a toilet" is C) a description of a cafe's popular dish
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before we're all drinking pisswater
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rule No. 1 when joining the Mile High Club: Don't get caught sneaking out of the plane's toilet
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wipe that grin off your face with 'toilet paper lips'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Young girl takes her hamster to the vet because he hasn't moved for days. Fark: Because he was stuck to the cage with a magnet that was in his pouch (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
President Trump floats didn't play well in West Peoria parade
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (7/5): Bloodshot's day off, The War of Joke and Riddles part 2, new Walking Dead, the RJ Dio-phase Black Sabbath version of Rat Queens, Predator Hunters, plus a bunch of irrelevant Secret Empire tie-ins for your post-BBQ toilet-reading
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cat wins with a straight flush
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ramen chain equips each bog with 6-20 fully loaded toilet paper holders in anticipation that your delicious bowl of spicy ramen will start a great movement
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It was a strong, sudden storm that broke, sending people running for cover. Then came the toilets
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Splice the TV show Dinosaurs into Jurassic Park, and amusing finds a way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't throw away your toilet paper rolls, they have many many uses and ways to spread e-coli
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Wed June 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The 19th season of CBS's once-grand social experiment begins tonight as sixteen strangers enter a house in an attempt to win money and use their skills to exploit the weak. Big Brother, 8pm ET on CBS
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Mon June 26, 2017
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Police recorded capturing domestic assault suspect in porta-potty after he runs out of places to go
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indian toilet charity renames village after Trump
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