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373 headlines found matching 'Today'
Sat January 20, 2018
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Today's gender pay disparity brought to you by ABC's Black-ish; Tracee Ellis-Ross, the heart of the show, is paid much less than Anthony Anderson
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Fri January 19, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Today's Canadian News is brought to you by a grizzly bear in a truck eating ice cream at a Dairy Queen drive thru
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Today's national popcorn day. Here's how to end national popcorn-between-the-teeth day
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
"Hi there, I'll be your spastic excursion ... *hic* ... elastic surgeon ... *hic* ... plastic sturgeon ... *hic* ... face cutter today"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Day Zero' is the date when the Cape Town, South Africa reservoirs run dry and it officially runs out of water. As of today, Day Zero is expected to occur on April 22nd
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Faced with a government shutdown, the president shows his dedication to this country by skipping town to his golf club before end of business today
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The first article you'll read today on the "glandular method of governance"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Honey, lets get married today." "But we're on a plane. How can we possibly make that happen?" Pope Francis: "Ahem"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today in obvious news: Most dog owners would rather hang out with their pet because they are less stressful than stupid people
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The jobs of the future will not be in America or India or China. In any case, most of the actual work will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your job description is clear: To babysit the robots
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Wed January 17, 2018
(YouTube)
 
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Susanna Hoffs is 59 today, and still capable of doing that thing with her eyes that makes men walk into walls
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bannon gets a visit from the Party Van, Trumpy continues to be a moron, and Subby didn't really pay attention to the news today and doesn't have a third thing. MSNBC Primetime thread, Wacky Wednesday edition. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Sixty five years ago today, Chevy unveiled the EX-122 pre-production Corvette prototype
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Sometimes I've called writing a disease. If so, I'm glad that it caught me." -Charles Bukowski. Yeah, it sure beats the flu, I'll tell you that. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, highly contagious edition
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ann Curry says the sexual harassment was pervasive at NBC, not just in Matt Lauer's office
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gee, is it possible that the Republican slaughter on November 2018 is going to be huge? That the size of the yummy yummy beating to come will be so big, it'll be veto proof? Let's see what happened in Wisconsin today
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Twenty seven years ago today, and only seventeen days into the 1990s, the First Gulf War (aka Desert Storm), began, after the entire 1980s passed without a single boot on the ground in combat
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Tue January 16, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Well, Johnny, how was school today? OK, I guess. Tommy farted in homeroom, and we had pizza for lunch, then the cops came in and shot up the armed robber, so can you come an pick me up early?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today in "What Could Go Wrong?" Someone creates a "legally-binding" sexual consent app
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will his testimony today break Steve Bannon? Break him like the underside of a rotten egg, preserved in only the cheapest of whiskies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NBC leaving Megyn Kelly in New York while the rest of the Today Show cast gets to travel to the Winter Olympics
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Mon January 15, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know the real trouble with school today is best friends. Yep, forming friendships is very corrosive and damaging to a kid's psyche... OK, you have to be kidding me. Next thing you're gonna tell me is puppies are bad for you
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Sun January 14, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Today the world was introduced to the Whiff 6
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(Babe)
 
 
 
Today's celebrity accused of sexual harassment is a master of none
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here it is, folks: the least surprising headline about Trump's sh*thole comment you will read today
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Shhhhhh..... ULA is launching a secret payload today, window opens at 4pm EST, stream starting at 3:40 PM EST. But don't tell anyone, it's a secret
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(I Heart Radio 1190 KEX)
 
 
 
Will he be able to cough on demand? What will they find in the depths of his bowels and how much therapy will the doctor need afterwards? Will he brag about his testosterone level? It's Trump's yearly physical today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If he said what he said today, I wonder what he's gonna say on MLK day
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago could see highs in the 50s today and then freezing rain tonight, followed by a trainwreck tomorrow
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Say what you want about President Trump, but at least he's learning. Today, he learned that rivers exist
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Wed January 10, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today in December: Wahlberg and Williams did the re-shoots for All The Money In The World for free
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's headline that writes itself: "Kelly Clarkson: 'I find nothing wrong with a spanking'"
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Rasmussen polling has Oprah winning over Trump if we changed everything, and voted today...and if voting was only by those who answer land line polling...common clay of the land, you know, morons
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today's latest rage of racism: Children's shows with cartoon villains that have "foreign" accents
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
My son needs to be excused from prison today. He has to go to school and then has a hockey game. Signed, Convicted Pedophile Conner Neurauter's Mom
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In today's "Weird or Cool from Japan", the best of 2017 Japanese commercials
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's word of the day: "Brumation." (Bonus: alligators sticking their freakin' SNOUTS through ice to breathe)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Intel yesterday: We're going to have to completely redesign all of our processors to makes them immune to this new bug. Intel today: Here's all the new CPUs we're releasing that we designed last year
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
As of now, the only major presidential candidate from 2016 not facing criminal investigations is Gary "Was the Election Today" Johnson
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Sun January 07, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In case you forgot - today is 'Dating Sunday' ... the busiest day of the year for online dating. Got a match?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Yesterday, the stable genius asked Congress for $18 billion to build a wall. Today, the stable genius tried to convince his followers Mexico was paying for it
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Contrary to the claims of a recently published USA Today article, libraries are not about to disappear. If only the authors had a place they could go to get help with their research
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Today's teenagers are not only listening to music you don't like, wearing clothes you think look stupid, and using slang you don't understand, they're also not boinking, smoking, or using drugs like you used to, either
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP leaders meet at Camp David today to discuss Trump's future impact to the party
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The House of Martok mourns today
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It was too cold for the bears to go to work today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a live reading in tweet form? No? Well today is your lucky day. Not only is Seth Abramson doing a live reading of Fire and Fury, but he's doing editorial comments throughout
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Municipal court defendant says Sooner's loss at Rose Bowl affected judge's decision in the most Oklahoma story you'll read today
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ten new takeaways from Michael Wolff's book Fire and Fury, which is being released today in spite of Trump's attempts to cease publication
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Fire and Fury: the book that drove Trump mad releases today at 9AM. Let's read it together and corroborate what we can from publicly known facts (SPOILERS)
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Thu January 04, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's debuts new Dollar Menu today. Difficulty: It's still more nutritious to actually eat a dollar than consume anything on the menu
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Enjoy your happy Fat Cat Thursday while working your arse off at work today ...because today is the day your boss has already made more than your annual salary
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
From the unintentional double entendre department - Matt Lauer still trying to have a hand in Today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby picked up a nice 4.5 lb pork loin roast today. Pretend it's a Fark Food Thread and tell me how you would cook it. Difficulty: Apartment, no grill nor smoker
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Stay safe East Coast Farkers from the onslaught of previously unknown hyped up weather terms, as well as the snow and wind today. Did you remember the requisite bread, milk and eggs?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In today's bonus edition of, "No, that's not real," we present the New York Daily News front page
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Obama's nuclear deal with Iran generated huge economic expectations that quite frankly could never be met by the Iranian government due to continuing sanctions and the low price of oil, so in a way, that deal paved the way for today's unrest
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to today's Bannon/Trump skirmish, the Alt-Right finds itself faced with a difficult choice. A Sophie's Choice, if you will, but less Jew-y
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That Turkish banker on trial for dodging Iranian sanctions, and who had a connection to Misha Flynn, has been convicted. I'm sure this is not feeding into any Trump rants today. Believe me
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Eudaimonic. Today's word is eudaimonic, and if you don't have a purpose in life, make learning this word it so you can have more of it. Purpose, that is. Because with purpose, you have eudaimonic well being
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Tue January 02, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Want a free Bloomin' Onion today? It may be too painful to ask for if you're a Wolverines fan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC announces sober Hoda will co-host Today Show from 7-9. Drunk Hoda will co-host from 10-11
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The saddest thing you'll see today: The Doctor Who crew dismantles Peter Capaldi's TARDIS console room for the last time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's bowls on tap include the Peach Bowl (UCF-Auburn), Outback Bowl (Mich-SCar), and the Citrus Bowl (ND-LSU) which are being played for a trophy. Then the playoff games where we have the Rose Bowl (UGA-Okla) and the Sugar Bowl ('Bama-Clemson). Fun begins at Noon ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Voting ends 1pm Eastern Time today Last chance to get your votes in Headline of the Year Final Round - Main - Story Headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Voting ends 1pm Eastern Time today Last chance to get your votes in Headline of the Year Final Round - Main - Politics headlines posted to Main
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Voting ends 1pm Eastern Time today Last chance to get your votes in Headline of the Year Final Round - Main - Context headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Voting ends 1pm Eastern Time today Last chance to get your votes in Headline of the Year Final Round - Main - Puns and Wordplay
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, it was cold as fark but Bart Starr's even cooler head saved the day
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's Junior Scoop's 40th birthday today. What should we get him for his present?
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Sat December 30, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Las Vegas casinos let high-stakes sports gambler know that they are not fans of his interview in USA Today
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Thu December 28, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Sorry Earth, soooooooo close but no asteroid to kill you off today
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, the greatest cartoon of the '80s premiered
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The MARVELous Stan Lee is 95 years young today. Excelsior!
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Wed December 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four fine bowl games are on tap today, with the Independence, the Pinstripe, the Foster Farms, and the Texas Bowls being played today. SoMiss or FSU? Iowa or BC? 'Zona or Purdue? Texas or Mizzou? Kickoff for the first game at 1:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We have reached the end of an era: that of the big-name news anchor
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
So, let's see how NBC's HR department reacts to prevent further debacles like the Matt Lauer incident....oh dear
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(Some Puckhead)
 
 
 
The English celebrate Boxing Day by trading places with the help, around here, while the NHL are still on Christmas break the kids take centre stage. The IIHF World Junior Hockey tournament starts today with the first four matches Noon, 2, 4, & 8pm ET
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
No teams make a waiver claim on James Harrison. Being a headhunting woman beater just doesn't get you far in today's NFL
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Sun December 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With all the NFL action, there is only one college football bowl game today: Fresno State and Houston in the Hawai'i Bowl. Hey, at least they get to play somewhere nice. Kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's headline: Putin opponent Alexei Navalny launches presidential bid. Tomorrow's headline: Putin opponent Alexei Navalny accidentally falls down an elevator shaft. On to some bullets
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Jesus were alive today, where would he spend Christmas? Well, the closest we have to his Bethlehem is this refugee camp on the isle of Lesbos
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Trump: last week; "I don't watch the news" Trump Today: "..networks were saying, 'Will he keep his promise, and will he sign it [Tax bill] before Christmas?'"
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to know if you've interacted with Russian agents on social media, then today is your lucky day
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Thu December 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's odd-sounding bowl game is the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl with Temple taking off Florida International. Do you have the Fightin' Hooters or the 24-Karat Kitties? Kickoff is at 8pm ET on ESPN
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw stops mincing words and says America needs to understand we "are at war" with radical jihadists who are waging an all out war-with reality. and by that he Means Fox News and its anchors
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Republicans now insist the cost of CHIP, which provides health insurance for low income children, must be covered by spending reductions elsewhere. The policies the GOP embraces today will define their identity and moral character tomorrow
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia yesterday: One vote matters. Virginia today: Meh, it's not a valid ballot, so we're going to use a coin toss to determine the real winner
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For anyone interested, the Quarter Finals for the Carabao Cup begin today with Hammers at Gunners and Citeh at Leicester. Tomorrow, it is Bournemouth at Chelsea and united at Bristol City. Kickoff is at 2:45 EST on ESPN 3 or the Watch ESPN app
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Tue December 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pot, reefer, marijuana, dope. Ever wonder where all the slang names for cannabis came from? Well, today is your lucky day
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Does the internet seem slow today? It's not your imagination
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "crazy Muslim cleric says something stupid" story is from Turkey, where he'd like you to know that clean shaven men, like women, are wicked tempters
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Today marks the 30th Anniversary of the Final Fantasy series. Which game was your favorite, or least favorite? Which ones do you still play?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Chris Farley died 20 years ago today. To honor him, here's the "chicken wings" scene from Tommy Boy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can thank Janet Yellen for today's strong economy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yes, index cards still have a use today. Just don't tell the Oakland Raiders that
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Today, subby was called "the worst of the worst". Usually he'd be a bit offended by that. But since it was a statement from the current President of the United States he'll take it as a compliment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's "Deep Thoughts with Jim Comey" comes after he President threatened to gut the FBI
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Man stranded on lake fountain after stolen swan boat drifts away
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
It's National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day. Share what ugly sweater you're wearing today
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The War on Christmas was concluded today, with the Defeat of Christmas following the total destruction of Irony earlier this week
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The factors that caused the Great Recession are at play again today and we're partying like it's 2008
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh yeah. Turns out Donald Trump Jr has been meeting with the Senate Intel Committee today for over seven hours and still going
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Today, Stoke head to Turf Moor; Watford are at Selhurst Park; Chelsea look for a win at Huddersfield. All other teams play Wednesday. Coverage starts at 2:30 p.m. ET both days. This is your EPL Mid-Week Discussion Thread
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to USA Today, Trump is not fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library. Let's not sugarcoat it fellas
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer's firing from NBC not only cost him the salary lost from the network, but it may also cause him to lose his 16,000 acre cattle and sheep ranch in New Zealand that he purchased earlier this year for over $9 million
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions won't say who he voted for in today's Alabama special election. Most likely because he cannot recall
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer leaving NBC's Today causes ratings to drop. This proves good quality television entertainment can only be achieved with men in leading roles. This is not sexism, this is just stating facts. Just kidding, the ratings are shooting up
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(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Breitbart has a pre-written web page template for when a conservative or alt-right pol gets accused of sexual assault or misconduct... and it was accidentally made live on their site for a few minutes today
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Alabama votes today if Roy Moore, Doug Jones will be its next US Senator, on 60th anniversary of when Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13-year-old first cousin Myra Gale Brown. Oh, the huge irony
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Smokers who get boob jobs have a high risk of their nipples falling off - but blood-sucking LEECHES can save them"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Experts claim the Industrial Revolution of the 18th and 19th centuries left such deep psychological scars in the British people that today they're still prone to depression. The weather probably doesn't help either
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Baseball's winter meetings kick off today, and the biggest trade of the offseason may have already happened. Let's take a look at each team's biggest needs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In 20.141 years, 46.874% of jobs that humans exist today will improve greatly to your AI overlords. STERILIZE. STERILIZE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long time TFer has a weekly radio show playing Italo and Euro disco from the 80's to today. So if you like your synth pop sometimes cheesy and overproduced, feel free to listen. Link goes to station / live feed, DIT
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Sun December 10, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Inside the cutthroat world of today's professional Santas
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
In his career he amassed 300 wins, 3 National Championships, and created an offense still used from high school to college programs today. Coach Tubby Raymond has passed away at age 92
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger offends useless hollow shell
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The puck drops early today with the Blues visiting the Dough Joe at 1pm ET. Rest of the games start at normal time. Fark cancer, SUP Pierre
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Denis Leary stopped doing interviews with Matt Lauer because he was creepy as hell
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Fri December 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's a snowy day in Hell today. Well, not exactly in Hell, but in Hell's suburbs anyway
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republicans are investigating Planned Parenthood because...*spins wheel*....chemtrails. Today's answer is 'chemtrails' kids, so don't forget when asked about it later
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Thu December 07, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's winners and losers in the GOP Tax Scam: Public schools vs expensive private schools. You'll never guess who comes out on top
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Fark to be down today as admins rush to Philadelphia
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
76 years ago today America was thrust into World War 2 after a brazen attack by the Luftwaffe on our 50th State
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Join the GOP Org to help DJT cleanse America of the Dark and Ghey Thetans Grab a pair of cans for a free personality test today
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
As of today, Steam will no longer accept bits of string as payment for games. Lint is still negotiable
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Poll released today shows your guy is going to win the AL Senate
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Some Swollen Bloke)
 
 
 
Today's episode of Ow My Balls come to us from Australia, where an Aussie Rules Football player takes a tennis ball to the junk while playing indoor cricket, requiring hospitalization
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Watching 25,000 dice neatly arrange themselves due to compaction dynamics pretty much ensures I'm not going to be productive at all today
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(WWE)
 
 
 
So today we found out that Carrie Fisher was a huge New Day fan. How will the New Day incorporate this into their spiel? We shall see on ʬ Smackdown Live, which begins 8PM ET on USA Network
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today in "that's some fine spending oversight, Lou": UK government sends £300 winter heating assistance to poverty-stricken pensioner Robert Plant
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Good Will Hunting came out 20 years ago today and Boston reporters are still giddy with delight
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's actor removed from a show due to sexual assault allegations is...Danny Masterson of 'The Ranch'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
John Conyers will retire today. Roy Moore will not
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In today's d'awww moment, 22 year old rapper mets 80 year old Words With Friends opponent after a year of playing online
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While other energy stocks fell today, uranium won
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists illustrate what a nuclear attack on Los Angeles would look like ... including the subsequent fallout. For no particular reason
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Play Stupid Games; Win Stupid Prizes" is a sideshow gone wrong
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Sat December 02, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
12 games on tap today for your hockey viewing pleasure. 2 'early' games (1 & 6pm ET) & the rest with the usual early evening cluster. The one late game (10pm) could be interesting as it's part of the season's Battle for Alberta. FARK CANCER, SUP, ETC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just to save you some time searching, Matt Lauer has now deleted his Facebook, Twitter and Instagram accounts
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Willie Geist could land himself a new job, assuming he's kept his dick to himself
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Probably the best and most surreal pic of Jupiter's clouds you'll see today
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some reason Trump is canceling all photo ops and reporter interactions today
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One year ago this week, Trump stood in the Carrier plant in Indianapolis before hundreds of cheering workers and declared that he had saved their jobs from moving to Mexico. Today, more than 600 workers are being laid off and Trump is silent
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
All the details from today's guilty plea of one Misha Flynn
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"All the women on-air knew... Al Roker knew. They feared Matt"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer evidently isn't finished showing people his balls; Is said to be asking for $30M in severance
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Thu November 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Better sit down for this: NBC might-- Actually, put your head between your knees. NBC-- Better breathe into this bag. Ready? NBC might have quashed its own story about Weinstein because they were afraid it would eventually expose Matt Lauer
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Wonder how Internet hate speech got its start? It's a story much like today, but with different characters: Instead of the Internet, you had Stanford University. Instead of Reddit, you had Usenet, and instead of Peter Thiel, you had Peter Thiel
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but baby boomers are trying to max out one more credit card before they hand the bill to millennials, at which point they'll go back to whining about millennials being terrible people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions meeting with House Intelligence Committee today, if he remembers
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, a man wearing loafers and one glove changed the face of music forever
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer releases statement on his termination from NBC. Here are his complete comments
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The ghost of Matt Lauer will loom large over NBC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So that's why he was freaking out today
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Trump's "unsolved mystery" claim about Morning Joe is pants on fire, according to PolitiFact. Reportedly, he will send some teenagers and their dog down to Florida to look into it
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani and a group of mildly famous celebrities team up with what's left of the Today Show cast to pay homage to a giant green decorated phallus. It's Christmas in Rockefeller Center (8pm EST, NBC)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Variety is out with all the dildo-buying, penis-waving details on Matt Lauer
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer was fired so abruptly because the NYT and Variety were preparing to publish stories about his sexual misconduct
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Scarborough demands Trump apologize for suggesting brother killed intern. "I need to see a public apology to my brother Joe or else he has lost my support for good, which is saying a ton given all the support I've shown him in past 2 years"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NBC fires Matt Lauer for sexual misconduct; wearing miniskirts during every Halloween special
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
30 years ago today: Al Sharpton begins his rise to mover-and-shakerhood with nothing more than a giant stack of lies and shamelessness. Luckily, we'd never let a New York huckster get away with that line of bull again, right?
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Tue November 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tweeter-in-Chief: Meeting with the Dems today on the tax plan, I don't see a deal! Schumer and Pelosi: Us neither, go pound sand
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
In 1939 St. Louis was as polluted as Delhi or Beijing is today. Then the city cracked down on back alley coal peddlers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And today's Darwin award goes to this man who accidentally killed himself after taking the pin out of a grenade and then posing to take a photo with it (graphic image warning)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's Trump Twitter distraction is brought to you in part by The NFL
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Mon November 27, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today's sure-fire investment tip with no possible way to fail: Buying Bitcoin with credit cards
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In today's "Weird or Cool from Japan", Tokyo seems to be catering to Fark Admins lately
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two directors showed up to the CFPB today. But only one of them brought donuts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This year's national Christmas tree, a 79-footer from Montana, is arriving today in Washington and only one foot shorter than Obama's last tree
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If the election were held today, Democrats win by double digits. Thanks, Trump
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Last month did my annual call to U-verse "Bill is too high, get it under $100 or I'm gone". No go , They will send boxes to return stuff. No boxes. No loss of channels. Today I notice I have all the premium channels. Bill under $100. Wat do?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Let's spin the "Wheel 'O Hacking" and see who it lands on today ... (spin, clickclickclick, clickclick, cliiiiick, click) ... and we have a winner: Imgur
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell called to say Subby was PROBABLY going to be named the next Commissioner before today's games (starting at 1pm EST) but I'd have to agree to watching the Battle of Ohio & 49ers-Seahawks. I said probably is no good. Thanks anyway
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Apparently the football team wasn't the only Alabama team having a bad day today
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Sat November 25, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Former President HW Bush was not eaten by wolves today
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Feds halt today's homemade rocket launch from proving Earth is flat. The conspiracy continues
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(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
"In 1965, it started to create new rights, and today we've got a problem." Roy Moore, describing his take on the Voting Rights Act of 1965, but don't you *DARE* call him a racist
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Made me some turkey stock out of the carcass today. Now what? Chicken noodle soup? Share your recipes for using up this cromulent byproduct of Thanksgiving
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
It's Mighty Morphin' Porno Making Teacher show. Today, we learn that if you put a kiddie face in a porno image it becomes kiddie porn. Fark: Done by Teacher of the Year 2015
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
In the midst of a divorce, today would have been our 9th anniversary. I got a great gift. Since she left my credit score went up 20 points
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Wed November 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
JFK's back brace may have prevented him from ducking 54 years ago today
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California threatens to sue Trump administration over A) banning Net Neutrality, B) refusing to provide disaster declaration funds, or C) National Park fees. Today, it's C
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, Max Headroom still saw the X
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Tue November 21, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
In today's 'No shiat Sherlock' department: Don't eat spoiled turkeys from the trash
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
165,000 years ago, homo sapiens on the South African coast began not only to eat mollusks, but use their shells as adornments, "the earliest known sign of the changes that result in today's cognitive skills. It is when humans began to be human"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump spoke with his boss today
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Today's school bus driver accused of driving drunk on the job is brought to you by Indiana
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sex education needs to be more graphic and explicit because today's teens are into some really graphic sex
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Mon November 20, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Meth manufactured in Mexico has gone from 39% purity ten years ago to almost 100% today. Thanks, Jesse
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(Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to have a custom swimsuit with your pet's face on it, then today you can yell "JACKPOT"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Chris Christie will get an access road named for him today. Because, of course
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how much Thanksgiving dinner cost the year you were born? Well today's your lucky day
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today in "Everyday things that will kill you": stir-fry cooking
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Sun November 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
That missing Argentine sub? It tried to contact its home base 7 times today
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Sat November 18, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Allgaier, Byron, Hemric, and Sadler. One walks away with the Xfinity Series championship. The Ford Ecoboost 300 at Homestead-Miami today at 3:30 EST on NBCSN
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Like you reprobates need an excuse for day drinking - however, of the 13 hockey games today, 5 of them are scattered around the EST's afternoon (starting at 1pm). Looking out the window at what's currently out there weather wise, drinking it is. SUP
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Fri November 17, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Today's Fark $5/Month Pyramid clues: "beyond vulgar to think of," "flabbergasted," "threat of electrical sparks and fire"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
39 years ago today, the most controversial program in all of television history aired for its one and only time
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The most Tennessee headline you'll see today: Is Jim Bob Cooter interested in University of Tennessee coaching job?
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Today's vaccine shortage is brought to you by the letter A
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The House will win today on taxes, and we'll all lose. We should probably discuss it because things will never be the same
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Wed November 15, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons stands by his comments on that women can either "wear a potato sack" or use their sexuality instead to gain power in the world. Still wants you to lick it up and he still thinks he was made for loving you, baby
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Today's "What the what?" headline: Denver not a top-five choice for Amazon HQ2, despite breweries, Wall Street Journal says
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Tue November 14, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today's "Fark you, I got mine" reveal from the GOP is that stock options will be taxed when they mature instead of at sale time
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And today's 21-year-old bodybuilder with a tiny brain gets huge "Popeye Arms" by injecting them with synthetic oil
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Are there parallels between today's global political climate and WW1?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
And here's the best farkin' news you motherfarkin' corksuckers will hear today: Filming on the farkin' Deadwood movie may start as early as next farkin' fall
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Today in eggheads overthinking if it's racist: Cuphead. Black-colored Satan licks his thick lips in glee, shoots 6,000,000 flaming dancing daggers in an 88-degree-arc from his beady eyes in three-fifths of a second
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Green Bay's backup quarterback injured in today's game. Anyone know of any available players?
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The penultimate race is upon us. The Can-Am 500 from Phoenix Raceway is live on NBC today at 2:30pm EST
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Russia - RED. GOP - RED. Every single Roy Moore themed link today - RED. c-c-c-combo breaker!
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today on the Fox News homepage: Roy Moore? LOL, who's that?
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Just two races to go in the Nascar Xfinity Series. The JRM teams are without their regular pit crews. The Ticket Galaxy 200 at Phoenix Raceway today at 3:30pm EST on NBC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
An even dozen hockey games today. Two at 1pm EST, two at 10pm & the rest of course pretty much at 7pm (6 of 8) Thanks Gary. Would it really be 'that' hard to start 2 of the 7pms at 7:30 so we could continue to watch games during other's intermissions?
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
48 years ago today Sesame Street premiered. Happy Birthday guys
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump in China yesterday:"China is wonderful". Trump in Vietnam today: "China is robbing us blind"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Today's installment of Giant Clanking Balls features the 19th-century weathermen of Ben Nevis
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(CoinDesk)
 
 
 
Today in Bitcoin news: Fork You cancelled, value of BTC approaches $8K
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today in articles that should have been a tweet: Have You Ever Tried to Decline an Airplane Napkin?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Blue Dog" "Democrats" last week: We are eager to work with our Republican Colleagues in pass this tax bill. *Tuesday Happens* "Blue Dogs" today: Stay away from us you unclean lepers and take your filthy tax plan with you
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Honestly, finding out InfoWars steals articles is the most normal thing about them. The fact it's over 1000 from Russia Today, about one article every day, is a bit surprising though
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even after checking their sources, USA Today Stihl got it wrong
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Big wins for the Dems last night, and a whole lot more nonsensical bollocks for the rest of us today, and WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IT'S STILL ONLY WEDNESDAY? THIS is your MSNBC Evening Block livethread. Festivities start at 8pm EST
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
From the headlines that sound like the start of a really bad movie file comes today's doozy: "EPA approved the release of weaponized mosquitoes in 20 US states"
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
And today's burning question - Do you know the right way to use a fire extinguisher?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Someone took my picture on my drive into work today. So when it shows up on Twitter, I'm the asshole
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Today in "THAT'S RACIST", we have Pippi Longstocking
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
15 Happy Meal toys that are worth a fortune today. Do you have any of them? Do you remember any of them?
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Today's privacy violation is brought to you by Colorado, in which a high school installed cameras in a bathroom
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Today, Tom Steyer accuses Fox News of breach of contract after they stopped airing his "Impeach Trump" ad, which he paid to have air for quite some time
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Lucky 13 games in today's crap shoot. Bet on red with Vegas in Ottawa at 2 pm ET and alt black eight & a half hours later with Anaheim in San Jose. Of course Schedule Guy put 6 large on at 7pm ET so just roll with it and FARK YOU GARY BERGMAN
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
And today's celebrity leaving a 550% tip at the Outback Steakhouse is _____________
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford: "Today's greatest threat is not climate change, not pollution, not flood or fire. It's that we've got people in charge of important shiat who don't believe in science"
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Fri November 03, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Happy National Sandwich Day. What will you enjoy today in celebration? A hero, a grinder, a taco, a panini, a burger, or a hoagie? Discuss your favorite sandwiches here
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are there any genetic scientists online today? Given the ubiquity of genetic testing services available now. Is there a way for someone looking at an anonymous DNA sample to tell if a person is the result of incest?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In today's "you just can't make this shiat up" news: "American Alt-Right Leaves Facebook for Russian Site VKontakte"
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
FBI to Flippopotamous - "The jurors will hate you no matter what. I will not accept any deal from your attorney after today, and when the time comes for your trial, I will beat you like a seal pup on a sheet of ice and watch you bleed"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook: "Coding should be a required course in all schools." I agree, I had to learn Visual Basic in elementary school and that has never failed to impress
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Is Tyrod one of the most underrated QB's today?
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
18 years ago today, the world lost the greatest running back that ever lived
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Look, subby left his phone at home today and has no idea what's happening, other than Sarah the Huck-A-Bee seemed to be worse than normal, is it Friday yet? This is your MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities begin at 8pm EDT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Open Enrollment for the ACA starts today, get it before it's gone
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Yesterday we had the Senate Judiciary Committee; today we have social media executives discussing Russian influence on the 2016 election before the Senate Intelligence Committee (live now)
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
500 years ago today, Martin Luther had a dream
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN today: Benghazi attack suspect arrested in Libya. Infowars tomorrow: Benghazi attacker had HRC's personal cell number tattooed on his back and was trained in urban assault by Michelle Obama
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Power knocked out to about half of Saskatchewan after beaver chews down power pole. This is the most Canadian thing you will read today
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Food Network)
 
 
 
What type of popcorn is everyone eating during today's nothingburger?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A young person (maybe a millennial?) said that my "hat game" was "bomb as f*ck"as I walked past them today. I am uncertain if that was an insult or a compliment. The only thing of which I am certain is I am now feeling very old. How old do you feel?
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches a comsat to GTO with a drone ship landing today. Satellite will be powerful enough to stream every K-Pop song simultaneously. Window opens at 3:34pm ET, webcast starts about 15 minutes prior
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The best way to liquefy a deer turns out to be a police car travelling at 114 mph. And you thought you wouldn't learn anything new today (Video is sorta-graphic)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Let us all pause for a moment of silence for the brave soldiers and civilians who gave their lives 79 years ago today to protect New Jersey from a large scale invasion
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump does not like words because he's often double-crossed by words. You say stuff and then it turns out you said the wrong words. So, today, he's signed a presidential decree against words. OK fake news CNN? Words, who needs 'em
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Today we celebrate the greatest Halloween candy of them all. That's right; it's National Candy Corn Day, and the delicious treat should be enjoyed by all at least once on this special day
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(Some FX Trader)
 
 
 
What can Trump fark up today? Oh, just the worth of the dollar, as markets respond nervously to campaign staff indictments and potential replacement of Fed chair Janet Yellen with a guy who doesn't know economics from Shinola
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Today's "People Suck": burglars hit food bank for poverty-stricken families, stripping items earmarked for Thanksgiving & Christmas, then letting the freezer defrost; "Who steals from a food bank? We would have given them help if they just asked"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Today's news article quite possibly written by a Farker
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel captures his 50th pole along side Mad Max and relegates Mercedes to row 2. Hamilton can capture the drivers championship today if he finishes 5th or higher. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Mexico at 3pm ET on NBC
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
This is actually what the White House looks like today, it's not just another Halloween fever dream
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The youngest man ever to portray The Doctor is 35 years old today. Bowties and fez are cool
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Huh, 2/3 of the league plays today/tonight & yet not one 'must see' matchup... sigh ... {generic}Hockey Thread{/generic} it is then. One early game (1pm ET) & one late (10pm) and the rest clustered around 7-8pm. Hell of a schedule there Gary - SUP
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Fri October 27, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Today marks the 113th anniversary of the New York subway system and the earliest recorded example of New York finishing second in a competition with Boston
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Does anyone understand that there is enough evidence RIGHT NOW to get indictments? People could be arrested today for things that have been admitted
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today in kangaroo court: An Aussie mum in insurance claims court claims "massive dinosaur-like creature" hit her car
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is grass green? Is water wet? Is fire hot? Is Drew drunk?
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today in 'Murica math: 200 Trump inauguration protesters face a total of 14000 years in prison over 6 broken windows. A) How many years does each protester face? B) How many future windows will be saved by this? C) How broken is the justice system?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, John McCain's plane was shot down in Vietnam
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
If fall has you feeling bored out of your gourd, fret not; today is National Pumpkin Day, so celebrate by enjoying your pumpkin pie, pumpkin pie shake, pumpkin spice latte, or even carving a pumpkin while watching David S. Pumpkins
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today in "This Should End Well": 42% of Canadian households say they can't cover the next year's worth of 'basic expenses' without going further into debt
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For today's lesson in the propaganda power of lowered expectations we consider the headline: "Britain's economy is BOOMING: Brexit joy at GDP boost" as Britain's economic growth exceeds forecasts. Now see if you can guess that growth rate (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Today's sticky item spilled all over a highway: Mango juice
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
Both conservatives and liberals are optimistic and think they're "winning" the heart and soul of the country today. Pssssst ....both are really losing
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders:"A lot of the language Senator Flake used today I didn't think was befitting of the Senate floor"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert Guillaume was known for many roles. But this moment from SportsNight, where he delivered a speech against the confederate flag and condemned it as a symbol of hate, still resonates today
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We have a Senator who Flaked out, Kid Rock decided to give up his ambitions of being a terrible politician, and the WH presser today was especially contemptible. It's your Tuesday MSNBC discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Jeff Flake (R):"Mr. President, I will not be complicit or silent. When the next generation asks us, 'Why didn't you do something? Why didn't you speak up?' What are we going to say? Mr. President, I rise today to say, enough"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yesterday, it was Depeche Mode. Today's transportation woes caused by a Flock of Seagulls. 80's bands trifecta in play
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress figures if they ignore the problem, the people will stop caring. Today's bit of forgetfulness? Bump-stock ban
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to see a golfer hit a 17-yard field goal, using an 8-iron, today is your lucky day
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ambassador to Canada finally starts work today, after taking months to memorize Gord Downie's name
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Low-rent British burger chain Wimpy won't give up Tuesday for a bankruptcy today, plans ambitious comeback to battle multinational fast-food giants with power of patriotism
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Let's see what is in the mail today: Bill, bill, bill, catalog, bill, catalog, catalog, child porn, bill, bill
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Sun October 22, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Vikings conquer the NFC North? Can the Broncos end the Chargers winning streak? How badly are the Aaron-less Packers going to be destroyed today? Your 2017 NFL: Week 7 thread kicks off @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
50 years ago, a guy got photographed while burning his draft card, had his face printed on a "Fark the Draft" poster, and ended up expanding our First Amendment rights. Today he explains what it was like to be a meme before the Internet existed
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, plane carrying members of Lynyrd Skynyrd crashed, killing several band members and crew and almost killing off 'Southern rock'. So. Very. Close
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly is literally attempting to dance for better ratings
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If the election for Michigan's senate seat were held today, at a Detroit Piston's game, Kid Rock would lose in a landslide...to Eminem
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (last night): "Social Security is a Ponzi scheme." Ted Cruz (today): "I didn't say Social Security was a Ponzi scheme"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's doping scandal in sports is brought to you by the Iditarod as dogs have tested positive for opioids
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Today's question for those who felt we shouldn't rebuild New Orleans because it was flood prone: Should we allow people to build homes in areas prone to wildfires?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It was thirty years ago today, when the markets were in disarray. Every trader had a certain style, but Black Monday took away their smiles. So may I introduce to you, the act you've known for all these years: Sgt. Bloomberg's Lonely Hedge Fund Band
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Wed October 18, 2017
(SportsChump)
 
 
 
The three most common complaints about today's professional athlete... and why they're complete bullshiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Trump Nominee Says Stupid S*it" we have Jeff Mateer, who claims religious crackdowns by Nazi Germany were just like treatment of Christians today
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today's mass shooting comes to you from Maryland
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Tue October 17, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly may have broken the record for tanking in the ratings
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Che Guevara would probably not be too happy with what Cuba looks like today. And don't even get him started on how much one of his shirts costs
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Mon October 16, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Too disgusted with the so-called president today that no creative headline is coming. Screw him and his supporters. This is YOUR MSNBC prime time thread. (8PM EDT)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today's environmental boogeymen: Oysters and mussels. You dirty bastards
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Venezuela is facing the Sophie's Choice of elections today. Or, if you prefer, the Kobayashi Maru of elections
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Is Blade Runner 2049 just too well made and interesting for today's audiences? Or, are today's audiences, half of which voted for Trump, just too damn dumb for smart scifi?
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Your Fark-ready headline for today: "Opposition mounts against proposed Dairy Queen-turned-slaughterhouse"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
70 years ago today, a West Virginia hillbilly climbed inside a flying missile with wings and broke the sound barrier for the first time
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Nascar Camping World Truck Series heads to Talladega to wreck a bunch of trucks. Something something playoffs and drama. Today at 1pm ET on FOX. Yes, really. FOX
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, the UK was hit by its worst storm since 1703. It was a big deal for us as we just didn't get hurricanes 'round these parts, plus the bloke on the telly said we weren't getting one. Subby slept through the whole thing
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Thu October 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kelly is going to be fired today
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today in Fark's media outreach program (details in thread)
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Carbon Black)
 
 
 
In today's oddly specific statistic of the day, the dark web ransomware economy is growing at an annual rate of 2,502%. We could have handled 2,500% but not 2,502%...not 2,502%
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
We had dawn in California on Monday - what say you to dusk in Florida today? SpaceX launches a Certified Pre-Owned Falcon 9 to GTO at 6:53pm ET, landing expected on the drone ship
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(Loughborough Echo)
 
 
 
Today in Too Offensive to Sell: coffee mugs featuring the Knights Templar
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline (and pun-packed story): "Too much cheese lands van man in pickle with police"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Nationals keep the series alive with a win over the Cubs or will Chicago just blow them away and move on to the Dodgers? It's game 4 of the NLDS series with Tanner Roark pitching against Jake Arrieta today at 5:38pm ET on TBS
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's how to make the best spaghetti & meatballs ever. Look, this may not be the most exciting headline on Fark today, but at least it's about something people actually like. So go ahead and click the link, make some pasta, and be happy
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stopped clock right twice today, must not have am/pm designator
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Every generation likes to think it's original, but if you check out today's fashions, they look a lot like the '80s
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline comes to us from our favorite state: "Group sex during Hurricane Irma reportedly ends with decomposed body"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
We've got 4 consecutive games today, so we're throwing out the rulebook and combining threads. It's your MLB Divisional Series extravaganza thread. Astros/Red Sox @ 1:08pm, Nats/Cubs @ 4:08pm, Indians/Yankees @ 7:08pm, & Dodgers/D-backs @ 10:08pm ET
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With both Boston and New York in 0-2 holes, the Beasts/Leasts of the East will try to stave off elimination today. Astros/Red Sox @ 2:38pm ET, Indians/Yankees @ 7:38pm ET. It's your Sunday ALDS thread
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