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57 headlines found matching 'Tizen'
Sat August 19, 2017
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
No Australian citizens are allowed to be members of Australia's parliament
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian deputy PM could lose his seat because of dual citizenship, contravening Oz constitution. Bonus: this is the guy who wanted Johnny Depp's dogs Pistol and Boo euthanised as unwanted foreign pests. Twitter waits for Depp's reaction
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Construction workers catch guy rifling through one of their trucks. Decide to perform citizen's arrest and detain him by lashing him to scaffold
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Mon August 07, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: crackpot woman posts insane 9/11 rant. Fark: she's an Australian citizen, running for US Senate in Alabama (with bonus bad LSD trip swaying walls)
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Sat August 05, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Starbucks Korea slammed by netizens for "bias" after tweeting cold-brew coffee pic with parody lyrics of popular K-pop boy band, apparently because Starbucks Korea's social media manager snubbed 9,960 less popular K-pop boy bands
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Fri August 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Litigious Orange thinks that the average citizen sues too often
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A) Nothing B) Diddly-squat C) Quiet, citizen D) What's best for insurance companies E) All of the above
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Remove your news article about that hacker or your website will be DDoSed even harder." "Are you that hacker?" "What? No, why would you think that, I'm just some anonymous concerned citizen, now remove it or I will bomb you"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. citizen mistakenly detained by ICE and held for three years is awarded $82,000, but because the statute of limitations ran out while he was in custody, he won't get a dime
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Sat July 29, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
When you're old and at a senior citizens home, you can still run your own business. Even if it includes cocaine and black tar heroin
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Rest easy, citizens. That growing patch of green on a drought-seared hillside is the result of a natural spring. The fact that the hillside in question is the downstream face of the Oroville Dam is purely a coincidence
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Ex-Nazi stripped of Canadian citizenship... for the fourth time. That'll teach'em... again
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Road Raging Dad: "You're under a citizen's arrest! Put your hands on the car and prepare to die!" Rest of the world: "That's not how this works. That's not how ANY of this works"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
White House has great respect for the tradition of sending welcome letters to newly sworn-in citizens, and believes the process doesn't need any changes. Even when it comes to the President's signature on the letter
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Scranton Times-Tribune)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen is only arrested after chasing after police car and that is when cops found the methamphetamine salts
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In this new America, all citizens can hope for and aspire to the country's highest honor: placement on the "Trump Attacked Me On Twitter" hall of fame
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn says people who pay for services in cash--such as for babysitting or repairs--are committing tax fraud and aren't good citizens
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's OK to threaten private citizens with retribution based on top secret intelligence if you're a Democrat
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Tue July 11, 2017
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
China will block all VPNs by February 2018. Tag is for citizens of the PRC
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida man skips out on $6 bar tab, chips an officer's tooth while resisting and goes all sovereign citizen after arrest. In other words, a normal day in Lady Lake FL (w/ mugshot goodness)
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Thu July 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Protip to all ICE agents: make sure the "undocumented immigrant" you're detaining is not actually a U.S. citizen. Especially since U.S. citizens are the lawsuit-happiest people on earth
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Sat July 01, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You lousy Koch-suckers. You have violated our farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like us could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just a Russian propaganda organization taking over a Washington D.C. radio station. Why do you ask, comrade citizen?
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
News: Amish man is convicted in Federal court for obstruction of justice and selling homemade herbal supplements he claims cure cancer. Fark: He represents himself in court and goes Sovereign Citizen on the proceedings
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"How will we stop hackers from invading our brains once we're cyborgs?" You know, that's a really good question. Any other questions? Okay, now calmly reboot and be ready for a new day at WorldCorps™ tomorrow, citizen
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan to air nationwide PSA through July 6, giving citizens "practical tips" on how to respond when North Korean nuclear missiles rain down
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Illinois comptroller: "The state can no longer function without a ...budget without severely impacting our core obligations and decimating services to the state's most in-need citizens." They haven't had a budget for 3 years
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Korea returns US citizen no one wants
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Wed June 14, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Manchester gives Ariana Grande honorary citizenship
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP health care reform is so incredibly awesome that absolutely nobody is allowed to see it until it's too late to stop it from being implemented. nothing to see here citizens, move along
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the legal equivalent of belting a hanging curve ball into the upper deck in center field, an 8-0 Supreme Court strikes down an immigration law that made it harder for children of unwed fathers to claim citizenship vs. children of unwed mothers
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Sun June 11, 2017
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
US Gov: Hey there, young foreign male. Join the US Military and get fast tracked for US citizenship. Young Foreign Male: OK, I served in the US Military, can I haz citizenship? US Gov: Sucker
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Trump: "I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh." Citizens of Pittsburgh: "WTF?"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Portland mayor wants free speech banned within city limits to prevent its racist citizens from herping the derp
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Might want to avoid taunting the murderous dictator until you get your citizenship straightened out, dude
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Fri May 26, 2017
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Police advise citizens not to jump on the hood of their car should someone try to steal it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A guy that would mock and then sucker punch a young man with cerebral palsy is not a model citizen in other matters
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The British gave us many things, like Shakespeare, The Beatles, and fish & chips. We gave them sovereign citizens
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Fri May 19, 2017
(GOG)
 
 
 
Easier to please than the citizens of Sim City, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Prey? Oxygen Not Included? The Surge? Portal Knights? Also, this week, what game(s) changed your life back in the day? Tell us
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Patribotics)
 
 
 
So former FBI director Comey may have had his FBI computer illegally accessed and had his files sent to Russian diplomats. Nothing to see here, move along citizen. Demented Keebler Elf out front shoulda told you
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Mon May 15, 2017
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The Super Rich have become Super Citizens
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Fri May 05, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada helpfully identifies to ISIS which Canadian citizens it should kill
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Mon May 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Much like many citizens, Trump gets upset when reminded that Trump is President
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're born in another country's airspace does that give you automatic citizenship?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Citizen Kane released this day in 1941. Do you know what 'Rosebud' represents?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swiss spy arrested in Germany who was spying on German tax officials trying to find out if their citizens are evading taxes by using the Swiss banking system
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Seventh grader sends letter to local newspaper replying to citizen angry about their "Hate Has No Home Here" sign. Fire department tends to the ensuing burn
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Star Trek fan forced to surrender ASIMIL8 license plate for being offensive. Remember, citizens, resistance is futile
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After "site improvements" last night, the EPA's public-facing data portal, available for the past 20 years, is no more. Move along, citizens, and go breathe some cool, nutritious bus exhaust while you sip on MercuryWater™, and sit by a nice tire fire
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump declares May 1st as "Loyalty Day" so you better celebrate and have fun, good citizen
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizens sue POTUS for a yuuuge amount
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Supreme Court takes a giant steaming dump on Trump lawyer's white supremacist fantasyland where brown people can lose their citizenship for lying
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Now-unclassified document reveals the NSA had been spying on American citizens with a blimp, saw what you did there, and there too. Well, at least that part of the government listens to the people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Macron is already acting like victory is in the bag, draws widespread criticism from left and right for shallow, arrogant behavior after visiting brasserie. No word if he recommended citizens eat cake
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Fri April 21, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mexico says deportation of Mexicans to Mexico violated rules. Apparently there are no rules against pointing your citizens north to the U.S. or cashing in on the $20 Billion in remittances sent back to Mexico year after year
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Apparently, Al Qaeda had a hub in Silicon Valley. Well, the guy who ran it just had his citizenship revoked
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