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64 headlines found matching 'Tizen'
Fri September 23, 2016
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After months of Trump insulting world leaders, upsetting allies, embracing racists and sexists, and hurling insults at rivals, reporters and even ordinary citizens, the WaPo asks the question on everyone's mind: Is Hillary "likeable" enough?
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Mon September 19, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not easy for Americans to move to Canada and gain citizenship, regardless of how fed up you are with U.S. politics. The reason? Canada doesn't want us
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Sun September 18, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Melania: I'm a US citizen. I'm not gonna release any immigration papers to prove it, mind you, but here's a letter from my lawyer
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Fri September 16, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's it like pulling over a sovereign citizen nutter in Scotland? Surprisingly familiar
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Kentucky politicians and citizens realize they made a huge mistake by voting for Bevin, admit the third party option was smarter and now want to impeach the threat-making Republican
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles pitcher Ubaldo Jimenez becomes a U.S. citizen by answering all questions correctly, except how to prevent a runner on first base from stealing
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know Donald, that "You can't lead this nation if you have such a low opinion for its citizens," line probably SEEMED like the perfect anti-Hillary zinger- if video editing didn't exist and you didn't have such a penchant for insulting people
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Fri September 09, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds hospitals inflate the prices of some services by 20 times or more. Why? BECAUSE THEY CAN. What are you going to do about it, citizen? Nothing. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"By far" the largest gift the Trump Foundation made in 2014 was the $100,000 it gave to Citizen's United, Trump's first to the group, at a time when they just happened to be suing the NY AG who was pursuing fraud charges against Trump U
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump to illegal immigrants: Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
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Wed September 07, 2016
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Norfolk City Hall wifi SSID named "Con Public". Other rejected names included "Citizens Are Suckers" and "Pimp Y'all Grubers"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Proud U.S. citizen Big Papi rips Big Hairpiece over Big otry
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Sun September 04, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
"To The Good Citizens of Callisto, I crossed the Rubicon River. Today I did five houses. My backpack had fifteen apples in it, three apples per house. I've broken a few windows, but that happens rarely,"
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Fri September 02, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Of course Donald Trump would hire someone from Citizens United to run his campaign
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The biggest threat to America is the "ongoing assault" of immigrant children learning the same things as citizens in school
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How many Phillies fans have jumped off the band wagon? So many that a pair of visiting Nationals fans were shown getting engaged on the Jumbotron at Citizens Bank Park, and nobody bothered to throw batteries at them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck employee and empty sack Tomi Lahren just can't stop hating Colin Kaepernick, warning him "citizenship is conditional." On what, pray tell?
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Sat August 27, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
When the Massachusetts Turnpike debates tolls, the designated citizen advocate is a former employee whose job depended on high tolls
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Egyptian police using Grindr to find and arrest LGBT citizens
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Having revealed all government secrets, Wikileaks moves on to exposing lives of private citizens. Rape victims, children with medical problems, gay Saudis all celebrate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign staffers declare on personal social media accounts that Muslims are unfit to be U.S. citizens, mock how Mexicans talk, call for Secretary of State John Kerry to be hanged and state readiness for possible civil war
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
To ensure EU privileges remain intact post-Brexit, Britons increasingly look at becoming citizens in Hungary and other EU nations, making sure to bring along their English-Hungarian phrasebook to interact with the locals
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Senior citizen concert interrupted by brake dancing
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Everything's totally fine, citizens of Germany. Really. We swear
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
"Shut-up-and-take-my-money Citizen" shows off their seamless space-to-planet transition in an effort to put No Man's Sky to shame
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Thu August 18, 2016
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Senior citizens in Fark's favorite state face skyrocketing rates of STD transmission. Two in the pink, one in the wrink
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Harry Reid puts on his troll hat, challenges Donald Trump to take naturalization test immigrants must pass to earn citizenship: "He would almost certainly fail"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Three senior citizens broke into a government stronghold and almost got away with enough uranium to make nuclear devices that would decimate the world
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Wed August 10, 2016
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Officer shoots and kills woman in a tense "shoot or don't shoot" situation. Someone just forgot to tell the officer that this was just a demonstration at a citizens' police academy
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Mon August 08, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Erick Shute, the "sovereign citizen" who murdered his neighbors in cold blood, says it was "self defense" and he "did nothing wrong" because as a sovereign citizen he can kill whomever he wants
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"As a society we own four times as many clothes as we did 20 years ago, but only wear about 20 percent of them. The average American buys 64 items of clothing a year and UK citizens have £30 billion worth of unused clothing sitting in their closets"
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Fri August 05, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
So apparently the police can now shut down your social media accounts before they shoot you... Nothing to see here citizen, move along
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un orders his generals to land on the moon within the next 10 years. Citizens line up for what they consider to be a step up from present conditions
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sweden's government wants to know why its citizens aren't borking as much as they used to
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Tue July 26, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
The history of the traffic stop shows the way the automobile fundamentally changed the relationship between the police and the citizenry
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(The Progressive)
 
 
 
"Voting is easy and marginally useful, but it is a poor substitute for democracy, which requires direct action by concerned citizens." A nice reminder, which we can ignore as we decide the fate of the free world with our all-important brainfarts
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Mon July 25, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Don't like the Presidential candidates and want to move to Canada? Here is how you can apply for Canadian citizenship
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It's not common for a senior citizen to move from Florida to Maine ... unless you're a 110-year-old lobster
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Wed July 20, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Darwin would conveniently take care of the problem, Bosnia warns its citizens not to play Pokemon Go in mine fields
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That asshole who shot three cops in Baton Rouge? Yeah, he was affiliated with the Sovereign Citizens, not BLM. Man, I guess there's gonna need to be a lot of revised Facebook posts this morning
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Sat July 16, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clinton pledges constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United as soon as she doesn't need it anymore
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
The 2nd District Appeals Court finally puts a stop to the Feds digging into everyone's emails. Well, not everyone, only Microsoft's. Sorry citizen, your life is still wide open
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Absent a search warrant, the government may not turn a citizen's cell phone into a tracking device," writes a U.S. District Judge who throws out the DEA's Stingray-collected evidence. Still no ruling on Pokemon Go
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Mon July 11, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Service does not guarantee citizenship. Would you like to know more?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
No, venture capitalists, police violence will not be prevented by apps that allow cops to communicate with motorists during traffic stops. It will only result in more citizens being shot for making furtive movements towards their mobile phones
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Sat July 09, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
U.S. issues travel warning for citizens planning to visit the Bahamas. Oh, sorry, I read that backwards
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.K. finance head tells citizens, "Hey, about that budget surplus you were looking forward to...well...maybe you should have thought about that before you voted"
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Norway model" cited by Brexit fans as example of how to handle not being in the EU. Positive: you get EU economic advantages plus opt-outs of EU trade regulations. Negative: you must still let in EU citizens as if you were in the EU
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Mayor near Orlando calls for all citizens to be armed. Get ready for hot Florida-tag-on-Florida-tag action
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. finally begins deporting illegal immigrants - starting with a 60-year-old German whose parents forgot to apply for citizenship when he was 5
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Britain is too proud to beg its citizens to vote against the Brexit
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Massively OP)
 
 
 
Star Citizen tallies: 1M ships sold, $116M in crowdfunding, 0 copies of game shipped
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
Godzilla officially becomes citizen of Japan after 61 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alicia Machado, Miss Universe 1996, is a Venezuelan who has been living in the U.S. since 1996. She was once called "Miss Piggy" by Donald Trump, and now she's securing her U.S. citizenship so she can vote against him in the fall
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
After seeing the benefits brought to them by the local marijuana industry, citizens of one Colorado town will attempt to invite it to leave
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Sat June 18, 2016
(St. Catharine's Standard)
 
 
 
Concerned citizens called the police after they saw a maroon coloured E-bike pulling a homemade wooden trailer with a three-year-old girl sitting on a child's lawn chair
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You can sleep easy tonight, citizens of New Jersey. The master thief who stole $0.95 from a mall water fountain has been captured
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New study on how rich and poor spend their money shows that low-income Americans spend 16.8% of their income at restaurants - more than all but the wealthiest citizens. So, what gives?
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Mon June 13, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Even though the Orlando shooter was a natural born US citizen from Florida, Trump blames the shooting on Syrian refugees
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
When you think bowling alley food, you think Schlitz and burgers. Not Heady Topper and Citizen Cider's ginger-laced Dirty Mayor, mac and cheese with spinach, smoked bacon and truffle oil, and skewers of Indonesian chicken satay, or crab fritters
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government warning citizens that they're fine tuning their mind control rays this month along the West Coast
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Did the governor let Trump U get away with scamming his citizens? I dunno, let's ask him. HEY ABBOTT. Abbott: *mutters* I HATE that guy
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Philippine president-elect urges citizens to kill drug dealers, promises a medal to anyone who does
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
After waking up from their unicorn induced dream, the Swiss all of sudden don't think it's a good idea to give every citizen €27,000 a year for sh*ts and giggles
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