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67 headlines found matching 'Tizen'
Sat July 12, 2014
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As the sea level rises, definitely not due to global warming, we see that "Of the total of 4.2 million US citizens who live at an elevation of four feet or less, 2.4 million of them live in south Florida." I swear I just had my tiny violin right here
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Wed July 09, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man dead for over 200 years gets American citizenship. First stop will be Chicago to register to vote
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Tue July 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX Ag and Gubernatorial candidate decides the public is no longer allowed to have access to the database of where dangerous chemicals are housed in the state, saying citizens can instead "drive around" and ask companies for that type of information
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India's government revises its standards and classifies nearly 100 million more of its citizens as "poor" despite clear evidence that at least some of them own refrigerators
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan on high alert as Typhoon Neoguri slams into it. Government urging half a million citizens to seek emergency shelter as the storm brings threats of high winds, heavy rain, flooding and, of course, rampaging Kaiju
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado has been providing its low-income citizens with free birth control pills and IUDs since 2009. Now they're reporting a 40% drop in the teen pregnancy rate in 5 years. Some people have a problem with this
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Brownsville Herald)
 
 
 
Everybody can relax, even as we speak a citizens coalition of patriot militia is headed to the Texas border to deal with the recent flux of child immigrants
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(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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Sat June 28, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
As police departments scoop up excess military equipment and turn it on innocent citizens, why are both the left and right so quiet?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix the sovereign citizen movement and veganism? Hint: It's not custody of your child
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The US government wants you to stop eating junk food. Sure they do, they have nothing but the best intentions for you citizen. Just sit back on your sofa
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Google looking to buy manufacturer of security cams designed to be placed throughout your home. Nothing to worry about it all, citizen
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Wed June 18, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chinese media warns citizens not to eat uninspected dog meat during annual summer solstice feasts. With photo of what uninspected dog meat might look like, so be warned
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
American senior citizens now funding their retirement by turning gated communities into giant meth labs. Walter White predicted this (pics)
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen about to find out if yelling "man overboard" or complaining about fringe on the flag will get him out of his murder trial
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Thu June 12, 2014
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Scary: Iraqi refugee family in Albuquerque NM attacked in their home by a ski-mask wearing man who tore up their US citizenship papers and shouted anti-Muslim epithets at them. Ironic:They live in the US because they are Catholic and had to flee Iraq
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Minor changes to the law should allow citizens to sue federal officials within the executive branch under RICO, unmasking criminal enterprises within the Obama administration and future administrations
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Tue June 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Singapore consulate tells its citizens it will not get involved in cases such as them being unhappy with sexual services received from overseas prostitutes, racially-motivated buckets of fried chicken or to translate phrases for new tattoos
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Marvel selects Peyton Reed to direct Ant Man. Reed's superhero credits include Yes Man, The Break-Up, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, and Bring It On
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Sat June 07, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
CiCi's Pizza manager who skimmed to cover surgeries after her husband was injured in workplace finds out she was never a legal citizen. Fark: Franchisee fighting for her: "They're dropping her off with no money and no place to live or anything"
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fox hires contributor who once ran an anti-Hillary group called Citizens United Not Timid. How's that outreach coming, guys?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen demonstrates knowledge of Constitution, manners, marksmanship. Fortunately 0 for 3
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Mon June 02, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Study: Senior citizens in Florida drink entirely too much
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Not news: A fifty-year-old man is placed under citizens arrest. News: After being spotted tagging an overpass. Fark: With a sharpie marker
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
If you thought the things Bush did to enemy combatants were bad, check out what his successor is preparing for US citizens
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Wed May 28, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. govt. to its citizens and embassy in Libya: GET TO DA CHOPPA
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police respond to call about a bear, ensure it is left wounded and angry near campground crowded with meat-filled barbecues. Enjoy your cookout, citizen
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Sun May 25, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Success story: Cuban immigrant receives US citizenship. Fark: 50 years after he immigrated, served in the US military, held two state and two federal jobs and voted in every election since 1976
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Postal Service wants to remind citizens it won't email them and request credit card data; they would simply send you a form you would have to fill out and return in the enclosed self-addressed stamped envelope
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Us vs Th3m)
 
 
 
Internet Citizenship Test: This test will determine if you are allowed to stay here on the internet (Warning: autoplay video)
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Fri May 23, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
The average Thai citizen was apparently totally cool with a military Junta seizing control of all media outlets, deposing their elected government, and instituting curfews and martial law. But the Junta's taste in music? Now THAT was an outrage
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama to explain necessity of drone strikes on U.S. citizens: "Hey, we had to put Kerry to good use somehow"
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China hits back at America's indictments of its citizens with suspension of cyber security cooperation. Good thing we didn't give up control of the world wide interwebs during times like these. Oh shiat, wait
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia pleaded with the NSA to help them spy on Australian citizens
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Mon May 12, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rand Paul cannot imagine appointing someone to the federal bench who thinks American citizens can be killed without trial for a crime other than being seen exiting a liquor store with $50 in change while exercising his 2nd Amendment rights
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Wall Street Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
A list of 7 highly overrated classic movies includes Citizen Kane, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and a couple of good movies too
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News host does man-on-the-street interview with random, anonymous citizens who completely agree that government employees are lazy and worthless. Say, those guys looks awfully familiar
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Thu May 08, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Amendment Five protects citizens for incriminating themselves in sworn testimony. Not valid in Congress, subject to change without notice, your mileage may vary, offer void after 90 days, see manufacturer for details
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British political party sends out free mailing envelopes so citizens can send their thoughts on the weighty issue of UK separation, immediately regrets it. "'What kind of person sends feces or blood to a political party? Are people OK?"
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(Gameranx)
 
 
 
Feminists are now trolling Star Citizen
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
News: Citizens of Osaka can breathe a sigh of relief as the gang that did drive-bys was arrested. Fark: They were living in fear of drive-by eggings
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The most influential and ripped off movie ever is not Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Star Wars, or Jaws. Hell, it was never even made
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Fri May 02, 2014
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Police K9 handler shows his 4-legged partner who's the boss by hanging the dog in the air and whipping it. all caught on camera by a concerned citizen
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Wed April 30, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia takes a break from oppressing its citizens to criticise Norway's human rights record
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(insidesources)
 
 
 
"American citizens aren't our customers-about 400 junk mailers are our customers. Your service hurts our ability to serve those customers."' - US Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe
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Fri April 25, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're a US citizen seeking asylum abroad, North Korea probably is NOT the best choice
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British payday lender Wonga issues takedown notice to Twitizen who tweeted debtors-prison image to mock them, then backs down after Streisand Effect kicks in. "We accept that we were a little heavy-handed last week"
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This may come as a surprise, but business groups and the wealthy have substantial impacts on U.S. government policy, while average citizens have little or no influence. Here comes the science
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bought any potting soil lately? Congratulations, citizen, you're under arrest
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Sat April 12, 2014
(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
Man chases down would-be burglar and made a citizen's arrest while wearing nothing but his Superman robe
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today in "b-b-b-b-b-but we need government otherwise Somalia": Social Security is now seizing people's assets for 'overpayments' to their ancestors three, four, five decades ago - overpayments they prove were made using FARK YOU, CITIZEN as evidence
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
You're afraid of whites being a minority? Why? Are minorities treated like second-class citizens or something?
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Tue April 08, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Relax Citizen, there are still 41 B-52H Stratofortress Bombers loaded with nuclear weapons flying around and keeping America safe. Suck it, Putin
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Hey dude, I'm just saying, you better leave those guys, who are totally your citizens and not people we shipped in, alone or it will start a "civil war"
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(139)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Christians have officially become second-class citizens in the nation's largest city"
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The dissent in today's campaign finance case is a biting indictment of the majority: "Taken together with Citizens United, today's decision eviscerates our Nation's campaign finance laws, [and elevates] grave problems of democratic legitimacy"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
3000 monkeys in a room armed with typewriters can out-predict government intelligence officers on world events, as long as those monkeys are above-average-intelligence, normal citizens and they are armed with Google
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Citizens United ruling is turning in America into an oligarchy
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The government of Denmark would like its citizens to go forth and multiply while on vacation
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(54)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Professor, while teaching a class on "the Literature of Vigilante Justice" is attacked by an assailant who announced he was placing the professor "under citizen's arrest" and then pepper-sprayed him. Unclear if the attacker got an "A" or not
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The media "shield" law is basically the government licensing who is and who is not a member of the media. Sleep well citizen
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Wed March 26, 2014
(KOB4)
 
 
 
What happens in Albuquerque 22 times in four years? No, not the NCAA tournament. No, not an award winning television show. Yup, police fatally shoot citizens
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Fri March 21, 2014
(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
When arrested, Richards told police 'Just take me to the *%$ #@* jail then." Drunk? Nope. Teenage thug? Nope. How about senior citizen who started food fight at Golden Corrall? Winner winner, flying chicken dinner
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Semicolons could prove Obamacare unconstitutional thanks to Citizen's United. Next up: collusion is corporations peaceably assembling
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(180)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new young adult movie 'Divergent' makes 'Twilight' look like 'Citizen Kane'
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
100 percent legit business raided by ATF for no reason -says law abiding citizen and Marine
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(197)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What things do other countries warn their citizens of when they travel to the US, other than Texans, guns, and being crushed to death by a typical fat American?
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