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427 headlines found matching 'Tis'
Tue September 27, 2016
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
In groundbreaking study by scientists at Royal Scottish Romero Institute, unfit people benefit more from exercise than fit people
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(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
Will Canadians be satisfied with anything less than a sweep? Do people finally understand what the hell Team Europe is? It's Canada/Europe Game 1 @ 8pm in the World Cup of Hockey's best of three championship round (ESPN, CBC, TVAS)
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Man posts video of his interaction with a fake IRS phone call asking for tax payment in Target gift cards. His hilarious revenge is sweetly satisfying
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Add this to the stack of things never before seen in presidential politics: Trump took a full minute to advertise his new DC hotel on stage during the debate
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists, who were probably pushed to publish something soon, came up with this study
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brexit is so good for the UK economy that three-quarters of British CEOs are considering moving operations abroad
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today is officially One-Hit Wonder day. So the question for you is: which artist got the most mileage from a one-hit wonder?
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Unemployed found to be more satisfied with their career choices than those working as lawyers
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Scientists state the earthquakes and tremors in Texas are caused by fracking. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us fire is hot
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
One of the cruelest lies is that leftist solutions lead to greater prosperity and income equality -- that Democratic and liberal policies benefit the black community and that conservatives are indifferent
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cool: Finding a vintage car in the garage of a deceased relative. Really cool: It's a 1964 Jaguar E-Type 3.8 Coupé. British cool: It's one of only 1,798 Series 1 E-Types made for right hand drive
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(Vice)
 
 
 
China's PandaX-II dark matter experiment turned out to be not nearly as WIMP-y as scientists hoped
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Out-of-work British TV host now calling people's pets to cheer them up: "I never thought Noel Edmonds would call and speak to my actual cat, but when the phone was placed beside the hairy ear of the cat, he offered words of reassurance and hope"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Green Party candidate to replace David Cameron in British parliament is Larry Sanders. Larry has a brother called Bernie. Yes, that one
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Scientists unveil light array equal to 271,000 suns
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Cats may be cuddly, but also lethal killers - responsible for the deaths of millions of birds and mammals every year. One leading scientist has called for a wholesale cull of millions of stray cats. And, to be honest, I'm inclined to agree with him"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Have a dented car door? You could always fix it ... or call an artist to paint a real cool mural over it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British supermarkets are shrinking food packaging to hide price hikes triggered by the Brexit vote
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scientists at "Project Lazarus" have discovered a way to read damaged and unreadable ancient texts including a burned scroll that was so fragile it would disintegrate if unrolled that has the oldest known version of the "Masoretic" text of the bible
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bankrupt British soccer players increasingly becoming Catholic priests to dodge tax arrears (Not safe for work)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noted presidential historian and American political scientist Bono weighs in on election: "Donald Trump is potentially the worst idea that ever happened to America, potentially"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal how we see ordinary objects labeled as art differently than they would otherwise. Your collection of Dogs Playing Poker paintings will soon be worth a fortune
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times public editor wants the paper to avoid using the word "lie" because it "feels partisan"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The scientists and engineers behind the Wells report deflate their critics
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
375 scientists: Look, we've crunched the numbers, blew up some shiat, and mapped out the data. Donald J. Trump is the absolute worst thing humanity can do to themselves. Ever. Seriously. Get the f*ck out and vote for anyone but this guy
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
A review of British beard and hair trends, region by region. "Belfast boys are channelling the likes of Hugh Jackman and Paul Rudd, with 36% admitting to having untameable chest hair"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists create solid light: "It's something that we have never seen before. This is a new behavior for light"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Team USA vs Team Canada. Talk smack and make bets here. Free tissues will be provided for all US hockey fans
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Mad food scientist invents macaroni and cheese sausages. Never before has this much hot creamy goo been packed into a semi-rigid tube-o-joy
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(The Local)
 
 
 
France launches its very own phone number you can call to chat with 'a random French'...or be insulted by a random French if you are British
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After robbing Mike Trout not once but twice, Jose Bautista could only offer a casual shrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Scientists reconstruct "world's cutest dinosaur," if a parrot with spikes coming out of its cheeks can be considered cute. With a bonus "wats going on in this thread?" GIF
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The media didn't force Donald Trump to be a birther," Megyn Kelly angrily chastises Trump Spokesvacuum Katrina Pierson
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scientists on quest for elusive, rare white porpoise named Mini-Moby. Mini-Dick, of course, remains in the spotlight on the campaign trail
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
American actors' British accents are complete bollocks
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in five CEOs are psychopaths. The other four are simply arrogant, narcissistic, egotistical
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
DUI driver tells cops his speech is slurred because his teeth were pulled 20 years ago. Cops suggest he get new dentist
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ramsay Bolton's extremely satisfying death-by-dog in Game of Thrones was almost a lot more gore-laden than what we eventually got
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Rarely is the question asked: Doesn't she look tired? Here come the statisticals
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Wed September 14, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Just in case your Thalassophobia hasn't kicked in lately, scientists drop microphone 7 miles into Mariana Trench just to hear what sounds it might pick up
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a ray that chews its food, presumably with the last of the petty cash
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Makeup artist transforms herself into Steve Buscemi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Check out the new British currency. It is plastic, it's fantastic
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
All of the advertising posters at a tube station in London have been replaced with photos of cats. And not pictures of cats selling something or cats promoting something - just plain old, wonderful cats
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists have successfully created live mice without fertilization, upending 200 years of reproductive science
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The British empire was neither British, an empire, or this pie
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
AdBlock Plus creates advertising network
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Journeyman Baba Yaga and child-eating ghoul Ann Coulter revels in alienating a substantial swath of the American public--Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, leftists, fact-checkers--basically, everyone but Donald Trump and his deplorable supporters
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
What's worse than taking out a $25k student loan to attend Fortis "College"? How about Fortis taking out a loan in your name when you decide not to attend?
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists found amazing things in Uranus
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Sun September 11, 2016
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
According to Marilyn Monroe, there are artists and con-artists. One dresses fully while another wears a mask & jumps into photos demanding money. Welcome to Hollywood
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
MLB has reached peak statistical lunacy with the negative run value (NRV) of the double play (-0.85), the called strikeout (-0.28), and a swinging strikeout (-0.30)
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientific consensus is most definitely changing. Now scientists agree that Noam Chomsky is a moran
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(PsyBlog)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how much sleep you need to fight depression, and it's not 23.5 hours a day
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(Morning Ticker)
 
 
 
Scientists develop radiation technology to read books while they're still closed. Big deal, subby developed similar technology 30 years ago for comp lit classes
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
With MRI technique, scientists can make people dislike a person based on their face. Huh, that's nothing, I've been doing that my whole life
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists measure the force of DNA to be in the range of piconewtons. Whatever that is, it's apparently not strong enough to shoot a hole in an old sock
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Home genetic tests to predict a child's sporting ability called 'snake oil' by scientists, who say it's impossible to test for who might have fast-twitch muscles like a sprinter, long-twitch muscles like a triathlete or no teeth like a hockey player
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Secretly gloating over the misfortunes of others (a.k.a. schadenfreude) might not be the noblest of human traits, but it's certainly universal. Neuroscientists may have just identified the brain cells associated with that feeling
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this underappreciated performing artist
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This British fighter pilot in World War II was so hardcore that when he found out he couldn't win an Iron Cross because he was in the RAF, he found a German pilot who had one, shot him down and took it before the German could bury it (pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Need some more lazy Farkers for a free hockey pool. Sixth year in and our numbers have dwindled from 20 to 7 and want to refill the league. Rotisserie, lazy format with no bench slots. No experience or effort required
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The mystery of the white splotches has finally been solved - and it only took a team of scientists and a particle accelerator
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists: DEA's Kratom ban will hinder studies on treating pain and addiction. DEA: no1curr
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Artist on board a container ship gets additional performances because no port is allowing the bankrupt ship to dock
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good: Scientists discover way to prevent cancer caused by booze. Bad: It's exercise
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(Del Boy)
 
 
 
The British auto company Morgan to produce a three-wheel electric car as a Limited Edition. To be named 1909 just to emphasize how it fits into the evolution of the automobile
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Wed September 07, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Scientists concerned about beetles' effect on rare bird." Just start with the White Album and leave Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band for later and all should be fine
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Scientists have successfully reversed alcohol dependence with simple injections. And it works great on rats
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A British army officer got drunk and arrested a tree in Pakistan in 1898 and it's still in chains
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Graffiti artists spray paint public property. News: Graffiti depicts Maine Governor LePage as Klansman. Fark: City says "meh, it can stay"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Scientists create robotic Terminator to hunt 'Darwin's Nightmare' fish
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Toxic 'magnetite' nanopollutants are omnipresent in human brains: "You are talking about millions of magnetite particles per gram of freeze-dried brain tissue - it is extraordinary." Well, duh
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Article on "Fifteen things a Frenchwoman can do to feel more British". Pulling a few teeth out and dying the leftovers brownish-yellow surprisingly not listed
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Leftism is a terminal cancer in the American bloodstream and soul. So our first and greatest principle is to destroy this cancer before it destroys us. We therefore see voting for Donald Trump as political chemotherapy needed to prevent our demise
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Scientists made laser out of human blood. What the hell are these people doing in those labs?
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(Dose (Canada))
 
 
 
The 14th edition of Art Tattoo Montreal is kicking off, and here are the top five artists to consider when you finally get that snake put on your face
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Married British MP Keith Vaz resigns after he was spotted partying with male prostitutes and his frequent hookups with men were revealed
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Fri September 02, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Park guys explain why they won't satirize Trump in upcoming season. "We were like, fark him, we don't want to give him the satisfaction"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Climate change scientists can't yet tell you that 2016 will be the second-warmest year ever recorded, but they're hoping to say they told you so soon: "There is really no reliable way of predicting what the next four months will do"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a historic attempt at bipartisanship, Obama visits Mitch McConnell's birthplace
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neuroscientist attempts to give scientific explanation for Trump's followers. Unfortunately, he hurt his brain in the attempt and promptly became a Trump fan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People who fear technology are often proven right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists to drill into Italian supervolcano to better understand the process of volcanic eruptions or to kill hundreds of thousands of people and permanently change the planet's climate, depending on how it turns out
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
"Nearly half of British women cannot identify their vagina"
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Thu September 01, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Airways resumes direct flights between London and Iran. Thanks, Obama
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Youtube posts new "advertiser friendly guidelines." Essentially you can't swear, show boobies, or talk about anything political. So, that just leaves cat videos and unboxing videos
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(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
So, how drunk do you have to be to mistake a concealed gun for a cell phone and shoot yourself while answering? Bonus points: while in the dentist's chair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian corn field maze features Blue Jays' Bautista bat flip
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Artists makes a portrait of Albert Einstein made entirely out of Smarties. Get it? Because Einstein was smart
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian wildlife no longer satisfied with just trying to kill you. Now it uses other wildlife as a weapon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As Manchester City GK Joe Hart goes off to Torino in search of playing time, veteran Italian league watchers give him and other British players some unsolicited advice: don't get drunk. "It's bad publicity and conforms to stereotypes"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Haunted pub's owner outraged after his possessed toilet ghost is 'stolen and bottled up by artist.' So much outrage
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Classic British game show The Crystal Maze could return with David Tennant as host
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Tue August 30, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Bexar County D.A. comes out as an Axsshole Anti-Vaxxer and jumps on the autism cause bandwagon. Two of the Xs in the previous sentence are silent. But, if you're from Texas, you probably already know that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hallo, we's scientists from the international Hangover Research Group. We'll be needing all your booze and a deck of Cards Against Humanity
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists have worked out why your nipples become erect, yet we still have no cure for cancer. (Not safe for work)
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Mon August 29, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
NOBODY tells Helen Mirren that she is "especially telling in projecting a sluttish eroticism" and then asks her about her tits. She doesn't stand for that, and hasn't since 1975 since she practically murdered the only guy who did on live TV
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
It's not just asteroids that cause mass extinctions on earth. Scientists discover supernovas have also caused cataclysmic damage. Sleep well, everyone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Confronted with statistics, Trump surrogate appears to malfunction, have seizure on live television
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Here are the worst stings in the world, as rated by the scientist who's experienced them all
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists accidentally discover antibiotic to treat koalas suffering from chlamydia. *cute little clap*
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
If you're the sister of Mariah Carey, it's probably not wise to use lyrics from her songs to advertise your own services
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve this artistic rendering
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Sat August 27, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 21, headlined by Carlos Condit vs Demian Maia. Also Anthony Pettis, Paige VanZant, and Joe Lauzon. Fight Pass prelims at 5 PM ET, prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox broadcast affiliate
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Spotify to music artists who promote their work elsewhere: Nice songs you have there. It would be a shame if nobody could ever find them again on our service
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Japanese scientists detect rare deep-Earth tremor that isn't an earthquake, trace its location to powerful "weather bomb" storm near Greenland. I for one blame the Roji-Panty Complex
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Possibly the most British headline ever written: "ASBO yob gets town centre ban overturned so he can still tuck into his favourite kebab"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Advertising Standards Canada demonstrates it has no sense of humour after reprimanding national realtor ad showing home buyers who didn't use a realtor being forced to join a biker gang
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New device could have British women limping for days
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That deep throaty chuckle of self-satisfaction mixed with a tinge of relief and vindictiveness you heard in DC yesterday came from Paul Manafort as he watched Trump publicly contradict what his own campaign manager had just said the day before
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British government cuts recommended weekly alcohol allowance to what you might expect to drink at a single lunch
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thirteen pains that are worse than childbirth - according to mothers and scientists. DO NOT WANT
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump got $31 million in advertising he didn't have to pay for. Like him or not, the man just knows how to not pay
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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(It's Nice That)
 
 
 
Artist Roger Dean, known for his album artworks for Yes and Asia, has created a series of six stamps for the Isle of Man Post Office
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Wed August 24, 2016
(altright.com)
 
 
 
Conservatism vs. Alt-Right, who wins?
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Conservative shock jock writes long-winded piece calling Neil DeGrasse Tyson a "horse's astrophysicist" and accuses the scientist of "mocking a 9-year-old." Tyson finds out and writes a rebuttal in the comments section eviscerating the man
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists develops new device that adds specific taste molecules to healthy foods to make them taste more like unhealthy foods (the ones we all like)
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today scientists destroyed Pluto
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists decided to model their latest robot after "790" from the Canadian Sci-Fi Series, "Lexx"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Value of painting plummets after "e" is dropped off the artist's name
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Zach Britton has now gone 43 straight appearances w/out allowing an earned run, the longest streak in MLB history since earned runs became an official statistic
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gorillas expected to freeze to death this winter, scientists predict
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Tue August 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
MIT scientists think they've found a way for you to masturbate ten times faster
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists may not know what this purple thing they found on the sea floor is, but subby knows a Godzilla egg when he sees one
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(The Times (UK))
 
 
 
Women are "genetically programmed" to have affairs, according to a scientist who just needs to accept that his wife just isn't attracted to him any more
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Convicted NY conman spent his last months before heading to prison in April "catfishing" the leaders of the #NeverTrump movement, posing as a female British lawyer to try to suss out their plans. This year? That barely makes the top 10 for weird news
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British MP tweets an image from a parallel universe celebrating the British Empire's 396 gold medals from the 2016 Olympics. Hilarity ensues
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Have you enjoyed a Tropical Smoothie in Virginia this month? Welcome To The World Of Hepatitis©
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists: "So...the cancer cure is in the works. In the meantime, we present you LASERS MADE FROM JELLYFISH"
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
What really happens when molten gold is poured down your throat? Here comes the science: "Immediately, large amounts of steam appeared at both ends of the specimen, and the clot of tissue paper was expelled with force by the steam"
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Sun August 21, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP has no choice but give Mike Pence a satisfactory evaluation after his first month as Trump's apologist
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(The Sun Star (Philippines))
 
 
 
SunStar.com (The Philippines) praises Fark (and Drew) for questioning what the media offers up as news. "As Curtis wrote, 'Everyone claims to want real news, but no one really does'"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forget the rally monkey, how about the rally mantis?
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stadium mantis
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Leaner, meaner, cloudier IBM forged deal with Australian Bureau of Statistics to build software that helps ABS manage the entire Australian census online securely, using expertise of IBM consultants. You can guess what happened
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's appeal is almost entirely based on working class economic dissatisfaction. Except where it's fueled by racism. Which is pretty much everywhere. OK, forget what I said about the economic argument
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In other news, Tech Mogul Drew Curtis has announced today that his Fark.com headquarters is relocating to San Diego
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's longest road tunnel to be decorated with palm trees and fake clouds in plan to cause total cognitive meltdown among British drivers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to go diving and have your teeth cleaned by a dentist at the same time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No need to panic or anything. Scientists always discuss ways to contain zombie outbreaks. It's highly unlikely they know something we don't
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Hamburgers used to be awesome until scientists came along and started adding seaweed to it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nervous Florida GOP Congressmen have discovered that partisan obstructionism is all fun and games until somebody gets the Zika virus
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mom with an autistic daughter makes a simple request on her Facebook page for help in finding a discontinued t-shirt that her daughter loves. 78 shirts later she is overwhelmed with the kindness of strangers
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's a brief history of drunken British sailors: "Imagine downing half a pint of overproof rum and then going back to work. Now, let's imagine work happened to be on the decks of a vast 18th-century Royal Navy ship"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Statue exaggerates the size of Trump's little finger. Tag is for the artist (Not safe for work)
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
British Olympic team says one of its athletes was robbed after night out in Rio, probably by Ryan Lochte
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I don't know what's worse -- that this Slate author thinks everyone who follows a Twitter trend to list their first seven jobs is a privileged, elitist scumbag or that this Slate author thinks Twitter users are going to agree on hashtag uniformity
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that pouring 20,000 tons of arsenic into a lake is not good
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Dr. Drew is gravely concerned about Hillary Clinton's health. Drew Curtis still remains unfazed
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists have found the area of the brain that approves green-lighted submissions
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Tue August 16, 2016
(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists may soon be able to heal the blind. Jesus Christ
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(Australian Geographic)
 
 
 
Scientists interested in how the Australian thorny devil lizard uses capillary action from between scales to drink without using its mouth, which for some reason is more interesting than its two fully functioning penises
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Officials at Olympics regarding green pool: "Chemistry is not an exact science." That pounding sound you hear are thousands of scientists banging their head on their desks
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Brain Pickings)
 
 
 
The Hobbit, as read by Tolkien himself. He does a British accent very convincingly
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Scientists find another practical use for shrimp other than dipping it in cocktail sauce
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Fri August 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In world first, hundreds of ugly-ass baby Montserrat tarantulas hatch in British zoo
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Next job to be eliminated by automation? Tattoo artist
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Of COURSE government-funded scientists are going to tell us that chemtrails aren't real
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Rehab Addict star Nicole Curtis falls below the Vickie Mendoza diagonal
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA really needs to let their scientists out more
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If ever you're not satisfied with our support for Sheriff Joe, please feel free to boycott us. Thank you, Discount Tire Company
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Excited scientists announce Cassini spacecraft discovering flooded canyons on Saturn's moon Titan. It's a Nile of methane
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP 2016 Comedy Tour continues as stand up extraordinaire Mike Huckabee explains he'd rather have Zika than a Clinton presidency. Ba-dum tish, thank you, I'll be here all night
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that crows are clever, tool-using beasties; just not as clever a tool-using beastie as they thought they were. Turns out they all use sticks as tools for extracting treats
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists say they've figured out which is better: drunk or stoned sex. Wait ... there's a difference?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian scientists program drone to paint pointillist murals, test it on famous headshots including one of Grace Kelly. Nailed it
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Totally fake scientist on the payroll of big oil says there will likely be 30 years of global cooling in the near future
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(Laboratory News (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists explain why we haven't found the life in space that they promised us we'd find. Would a simple "We were wrong, we're so sorry" be too much to ask from the astronomical community?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
British pop star Ed Sheeran gets sued for copying "Let's Get It On" for his latest hit. In his defense, he is ginger
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists think they have an all-natural way to clean up oil spills. Bad news: The method requires fire tornadoes
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists are on their way to figuring out exactly how an asteroid wiped out the vast majority of life on the planet 65 million years ago. Hint: "apocalypse" is a rather mild word for it
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter chastises the media for treating Donald Trump's lies as if they were normal and acceptable, then goes into a stirring acoustic version of Stray Cat Strut
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
I am not saying Hillary Clinton had a scientist executed. I'm just saying follow the email
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists are stumped by mystery of why so many Titan Corpse Flowers are blooming simultaneously this year. Then again, Scientists have not been following the 2016 Elections closely
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Catvertising? Honda celebrates International Cat Day with cat choir video
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Sun August 07, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
There once were six sharks from Cape Cod, getting turnt up on blubber and scrod. Not quite yet sated, for tourists they waited, while scientists studied rotten whale bod
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The most important sporting event taking place in the world right now is the British Lawn Mower Racing Association's Le Mow 12 hour endurance race (lots of pics)
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Historic Revolutionary War fort, destroyed by the British and then rebuilt, is facing an even more devastating and formidable enemy: Pokemon Go players
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Sat August 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two British tourists found dead on Matterhorn. Man, Disney is getting dangerous this year
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iranian nuclear scientist who was kidnapped by the U.S. or defected to the U.S. who then returned to Iran who then disappeared has reappeared
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Famed New Orleans jazz clarinetist Pete Fountain goes to the great Dixieland band in the sky
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brexit supporters start petition to remove all French words from British passports, fail to realize that the word "passport" is a French word
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(Russia Today)
 
Video
 
Enraged man leaps on, punches, moving car. "Dissatisfied with the impact of his actions thus far, the man then allegedly punched other vehicles nearby"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's 2006 all over again with BOXHEAD coming to the iPhone. So now you can get your blockheaded, zombie killing destruction fix in WHILE simultaneously accelerating arthritis in your thumbs. That's convenience right there
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence of ancient mythical flood
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Male athletes linger on peaceful or even loving touches after a game, while female athletes are more distant post-match. "What's so incredible to me is social scientists think of women as the more communal, interconnected, caring, emotional sex"
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
The obsessive, weird world of duck stamp artists
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
New case of brain-eating amoeba reported in South Carolina. Scientists not worried since South Carolina residents lack key requirement
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(NBC4i)
 
Video
 
Dude in coffee shop playing Matisyahu tune on ukulele gets joined by random scruffy, blonde-haired hippie. Turns out Matisyahu is currently a random scruffy, blonde-haired hippie
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists finally prove that birds can sleep and fly at the same time
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
'Weird Al' Yankovic reveals that there was one artist who did not want Al parodying his songs. Hint: Think of the color purple
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Finally, you can stop lying to your dentist
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists claim they have solved the mystery of why women have orgasms
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Sun July 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Inverted trophic pyramid" beneath waters of French Polynesia hosts population of 700 sharks who intelligently wait for food to swim to them, blowing minds of shark scientists. "They just can stay at the reef and save their energy"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Scientists say not to expect many world records to be broken at this year's Olympics since most top athletes have already reached the limits of human biology-or the same damn thing they've been saying since shortly before the 4-minute mile was broken
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
As if you needed any more reason to block advertising, ads on pretty much every legitimate news source have been spreading malware since 2013-15. It took this long to notice because security researchers never have OEM branding in their control panel
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Fri July 29, 2016
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Artist who paints 'Trump-kins' on household objects expecting a huuuge payoff
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Add the widow of Pavarotti to the growing list of artists who don't want Donald Trump playing their songs at his rallies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists aboard the research vessel Nautilus, who are probably all dead already, discover a mysterious living purple orb floating off the Channel Islands near the coast of California
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Thu July 28, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Computer scientists calculate social-media inequality of Manhattan via Instagram, sorted between tourists and locals. "Among photos shared by locals, the Gini index is 0.49, and 0.67 for photos by tourists"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nano-scientists have found a way to arrange individual atoms to store and rewrite data. They actually made the discovery last year but the scientists were just so small nobody was aware of them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to turn urine into beer. In related news, Anheuser-Busch files patent lawsuit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists find cancer in million-year-old fossil. Larry King to seek second opinion
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why doesn't anyone remember being a baby? After Freud threw up his hands in despair, scientists still have no idea how to answer the question
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"A new study from researchers at Western University in London, Ont. suggests there is nothing that terrifies British badgers more than the sounds of CBC News programming"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP tweets popular "This is fine" meme. Artist who made meme reveals he made alternate version of meme with elephant for DNC, tells person running account "You can eat me"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover one true wolf species
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Proving nobody knows how to say goodbye quite like the Danish, Copenhagen artists install a giant kaleidoscope inside an abandoned lighthouse that's about to be swallowed up by the sea
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Jupiter's Great Red Spot is also hot hot hot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose - unless you're a scientist, that is
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists made 4 clones of Dolly the sheep - and here's what happened to them all. Meet Debbie, Denise, Dianna, and Daisy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Employee of British charity accuses 3-year-old Prince George of "white privilege". How do you say "Well, DUH" in British?
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Tue July 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's WTF headline: British police seize moped from man driving with potato sack
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists find genetic clones age normally, still can't shoot straight
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists double power output of terahertz laser, which will be useful for sweet baby Jesus just no
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Scantily clad Russian women in a fistfight in the back of a taxi in China? THAT'S MY FETISH (mildly Not safe for work)
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(Chemical & Engineering News)
 
 
 
Rapamycin was first discovered when scientists sampled fungus-resistant bacteria on Easter Island, spent a few years next to a worker's ice cream (in a container labeled "DON'T EAT"), and is now being investigated for its anti-aging potential
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists studying he DNA of Australian Aboriginees "found sections of DNA that did not match any previously identified hominin species." in their genes. Meaning they found time to fark a completely separate race of humans on the trip from Africa
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Move over kale. Scientists now think cockroach milk could be the superfood of the future
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists ponder why humpback whales repeatedly save seals from becoming Orca chow
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Sun July 24, 2016
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones can't get no satisfaction from Donald Trump, as they once again ask him to kindly stop using their songs in his campaign
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Local Baptist Church builds a nuclear submarine for vacation bible school kids. Building a rocket and hover boards next year
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Atheists sue Kansas City over providing 25% of the funding for a Baptist convention, noting that if they need transportation that badly, they can pray for God to rapture them to and from the arena
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Airways flight to Crete turns back to Gatwick, after flying farkin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists document wild birds 'talking' with humans for the first time, tweeting in 140 chirps or less
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So yeah, we're totally not on the brink of WWIII or anything but Russian bombers DID intentionally bomb a base in Syria used by US and British special forces, to "pressure the White House to cooperate with its forces"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hypnotism is the latest parenting trend. These are not the cookies you're looking for
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Moai mPen stylus for Android or iOS. No bluetooth. For those of us with artistic leanings or just big thumbs. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad news, everyone. Scientists have not only linked booze to sudden late night thread deletion, but also to seven different kinds of cancer: mouth and throat, larynx, esophagus, liver, colon, bowel, and breast. CHEERS
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Thu July 21, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
"In an effort to go viral and increase his popularity, British politician Nick Clegg made a video mimicking pop star Carly Rae Jepsen's 'I Really Like You'. But the video will never be released because 'once seen, it can never be unseen""
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Look, this whole "Police officer shooting the Black therapist who was laying on the ground with his hands in the air" thing is just a big misunderstanding. The cop was TRYING to shoot his unarmed, autistic patient and missed is all. Feel better?
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Without access to a river of cheap and available handguns, British residents forced to settle personal disagreements with chainsaws
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists map human brain into 97 discrete areas of functionality, previously unidentified as the succulent morsels of tasty goodness that they are. Mmmmmmm
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(BBC)
 
 
 
All Scots told to take Vitamin B pills because they sure as hell aren't getting any nutrients from Scottish food
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For today's nightmare fuel, we have an artist's rendering of the human body if it evolved to survive car crashes. Warning: the nipples are belligerent and numerous
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
MasterCard buys British payments company for $920 million, or about £11ty trillion
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Psycho terror swan sinks the British fleet, ducks and geese too
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Wed July 20, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Liberals are NEVER satisfied. They get their way on teaching ethnic studies in TX schools, and now they're nitpicking the textbook just because it says that Mexicans as a culture are lazy and Latino rights leaders wanted to "destroy our society"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that at least seven species of marine mammals mourn the death of family or friends. Once again, just like us ... unless we're owed money
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Artist builds tiny wall around Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"You can't film us harassing gays." So sayest A. Westboro Baptist Church; B. The American Family Association; or C. The Daily Show
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists find even lemurs and slow lorises like their alcohol as strong as possible
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Self-taught tattoo artist creates photo-like realistic drawings on human skin. It's a digital masterpiece
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British scientists blame Brexit for costing them EU research grants. "The UK has gone from being cool to uncool in a day"
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Tue July 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson says that his statements that all foreign countries can suck his British balls were taken out of context and he's never really said anything offensive about other nations
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google takes down artists' website, erasing fourteen years of work because apparently backups are just things that other people do
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bi-partisan Photoshop Challenge: Create brand new logos for the presidential campaigns
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new method to prevent cramps: spicy sports drinks
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Sun July 17, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish leader: "fark it, we're going to try yearly independence votes, one of them is bound to go through"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Tattoo artist has goal of tattooing all 151 Pokemon on 151 different people, but is having trouble finding someone who wants the two-mushroom crab one or the poison sludge one
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Artist Will Kurtz nearly gets the Joseph Beuys treatment at an art show in the Hamptons. Go ahead, look it up. I'll wait
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(Salon)
 
 
 
IDF's new chief rabbi is under fire for previously suggesting that it is morally permissible for soldiers in wartime to rape civilians if necessary to "satisfy their lusts". But, in his defense, look at the source material he's got to work with
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Researchers in the U.S. have calculated how much pot there is in the average joint, and the answer turns out to be 0.32 grams of marijuana in your typical spliff. But, wait a sec... why do scientists need to know this?"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sixteenth Street Baptist Church bomber up for parole. No word on the parole hearings for the other fifteen
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
The most lucrative and unadvertised mini-game in Pokemon Go is mining all the private data of the players
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson finds yet another way to lose at the British Open
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
Can Lefty recover from that lip out? Will the typical Scottish weather finally show up? Will Rory stick his foot in his mouth again? It's Round 2 of the 145th Open Championship from Royal Troon (1:30am EDT, Golf Channel/Sky Sports)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
As the winds of the political climate in America blow, FiveThirtyEight is there to analyze what hip-hop artists think
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin implements approach originally used by former opponent Drew Curtis, although not for the same reasons
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, the UK's new foreign minister, once said Obama had an "ancestral dislike of the British empire" because he's "part-Kenyan" and likened Hillary to "a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital". Special relationship, my arse
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"If tradition holds, in her first hours as the United Kingdom's new prime minister Theresa May will meet with the British defense leadership and receive an eye-opening briefing about nuclear armageddon"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop walking robot that is evidently a fan of Silver Streak
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says his brand of Conservatism is dead--and he's right. He also is responsible for killing said brand
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Tue July 12, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Monkeys have been smashing their nuts with tools for 700 years, according to an extremely lengthy and strange study by some really old scientists
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
NBC announces it will continue to tape-delay the opening ceremony, because a) it cares about advertising and shareholders more than anything else, and b) its audience is made of sports-ignorant women. No, seriously, they said that
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Scientists make $500 million bet. Boo: Winner revealed in 2150
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
China has a bizarre Donald Trump fetish
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(Google)
 
 
 
Who would make a better Harry Potter villian: Drew Curtis or Wil Wheaton? Discuss
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everybody, remain calm. The price of oil is tanking. There is nothing to fear but fear of Asia collapsing in on itself. Also, the British. Really, just blame the Brits for all economic woes in the next ten years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everybody, remain calm. The stocks are skyrocketing. There is nothing to fear but fear of another stupid British vote
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fight brewing between Pokemon Go and Westboro Baptist Derps. GOD HATES VANILLITE
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British weightlifter breaks two world records at once: world deadlift record and most blood vessels in the head broken at one time. "That nearly killed me. The pressure on my body was surreal. That was not a healthy thing to do"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Andy Murray's granddad missed Wimbledon because he stayed home in Scotland to look after the dog, who watched it on TV with him. Tag is for people like him, and link is a rare audio-only gem with Scottish accents thick enough to skip stones on
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British PM gets the full Bettman from Wimbledon crowd
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton takes the pole from Rosberg with Mercedes, Red Bull and Ferrari locking out the first 3 rows. Will Ericsson be allowed to compete after hard crash in practice? It is the Formula 1 British Grand Prix from Silverstone at 8am EDT on CNBC
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Three Scottish Wildcat kittens - considered rarer than the Bengal Tiger and Giant Panda - are ready to make their debut on Caturday
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's a handy list of British banks that are cheerfully charging higher fees than even the greediest of payday loan places
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Report shows how a scientist tried to 'cure the gays' in the 1970s
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is racing in memory of the music tab, while Bubba Wallace was fined and refuses to get over it as the NASCAR Xfinity Series comes to Kentucky Speedway for the Drew Curtis "Miss Me Yet" 300 Powered by w00tstout, 8:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Scientists find viable HIV vaccine after study involving macaque. YOU'RE WELCOME
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Rush is a Band)
 
 
 
Long-forgotten mural rediscovered, was painted by that classic artist (a) France's P. Picasso (b) Italy's L. di Vinci (c) Rush's A. Zivojinovich
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(Economist)
 
 
 
You like charts? Here's one on how the 1776 "Amexit" affected British stock and bond markets
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
And so, as a chastised Beavis poses for his mugshot, he can't help but think of the 7-city, 3-crash chase that led up to this, his moment of clarity
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists teach robot how to hunt and destroy prey. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas redneck scientists are using their scientistician smarts to build a better beef cow all backwards, by cloning it from Prime 1 steak. "He wanted to clone the steer. And I said, no, let's clone a heifer and a steer"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The reason the NRA's new advertisements for Trump aren't focusing on guns is really quite terrifying
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(3ders)
 
 
 
New Rule: every scientist and engineer needs to take a class called "what's the worst that could happen?" where they watch dystopian sci-fi movies. BAE creates a 3d printer that chemically "grows" military drones in an artificial womb for killer robots
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
On today's edition of Dentists Gone Bad, dentist-dad who pushed for harsher penalties after his son was killed by a hit-and-run driver who was drinking has been arrested for DUI
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Scientists suggest post-gig coffees could be bad for music fans' hearing (by blasting literal guinea pigs with noise)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
British politics since Brexit explained for Americans
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists say herpes outbreak among Australia's green sea turtles likely triggered by pollution, your mom's down under vacation
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk Texan rampages through Hell to rescue his faux-Scottish buddy from eternal damnation? It's not news, it's "Albrecht Drue, ghostpuncher"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I didn't become a scientist to NOT make wasps fight for my amusement
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists claim that pasta is not fattening and can, in fact, help you lose weight. Sure, Italian scientists conducted the study, but what would they have to gain by telling us this?
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Awesome surprise video of John Cena talking about patriotism to the left. Drunken response from your many Fark uncles to the right. Happy belated 4th Y'All
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British Islamic State jihadist goes "Nutella," blows himself up in Iraq
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National service. Maybe, just maybe it's a way to bring our partisan country back together
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Mon July 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists say it's perfectly safe to put things you find on the subway into your mouth, so relax already
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists at the University of Southeast Norway have released microorganisms into a Pac-Man maze, with euglena playing Pac-Man and rotifers for ghosts (w/ vid)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It took a team of scientists and several years of research, but they finally built a better peanut. With pic of research team that wants to show you their nuts
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The British are obsessed with their weather, so the Met Office is asking thousands of them to buy £60 mini weather stations to crowdsource storm data
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amae, Awumbuk, and Brabant, are the names for new emotions psychologists and neuroscientists have invented so the can pretend they know something you dont
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet Betty Pack. Just a green-eyed girl from Minnesota who became the only spy in WWII to work directly for both British and U.S. services. Because she was THAT good at sex. As in 'air-droppable anti-Nazi code-stealing sex bomb' good (fantastic read)
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Scientists warn "drunkorexia" trend is ruining otherwise healthy and normal college binge drinking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of British voters feeling Bregret over the Brexit are going all-in and are marching and begging for a second referendum
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Farkers on Monday: The world's economies are going to collapse because of the idiot British and their vote for Brexit. Farkers on Friday: *crickets*
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists at Boston's Northeastern University have isolated a group of bacteria that consume the chemical the brain uses to calm itself. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pug and cat explore the Camino de Santiago trail with their humans, hope to sell their story as Milo and Otis 2
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Husband of mantis-woman and Governor Lapdog are the finalists in the Trump veepstakes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A century ago tonight, 100,000 British troops waited to go over the top. By the next night, 20,000 were dead. At the going down of the sun and in the morning/We will remember them
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Thu June 30, 2016
(How We Get To Next)
 
 
 
Researcher spends a year studying death around the world and where you live accurately predicts how and when you'll die: "Statistics provide that which death often does not: the ability to walk away with more answers than questions" (good read)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Stalagmites in caves in China reveal 640,000 years of Asian monsoon history, say the kind of scientists who know if those are the ones that hang down or rise up
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Wed June 29, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Having solved all of America's other problems, Congress introduces bipartisan legislation to restrict the earning power of minor league baseball players
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Female praying mantises have a habit of killing and eating their partners during sex, but a new study shows this sacrifice actually gives the males a distinct reproductive advantage
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
German man flips his car after slipping on a snail trail, has weird fetish even by German standards
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The Brexit might trigger a steep decline in the quality of British food, as if that were somehow possible
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they've discovered a habitable world outside of Earth - in our own back yard
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A group of three young men decided to conduct a social experiment on a British train wherein one of them pretended to be an anti-LGBT bigot as the other two posed as a gay couple to see if people would intervene. And they did
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN's Dick Quest had an interview with pro-Brexit pseudo-Trump Nigel Farage, and it is quite possibly the Most British Interview Ever
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Super Grand Canyon" discovered on Pluto's largest moon. And just like with the Grand Canyon on Earth, scientists looked at it for ten minutes before saying "OK, let's go home now"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unsatisfied with mere victory, Nigel Farage attended an EU summit just to taunt other leaders. He danced around the floor yelling "Scoreboard Scoreboard," sang Queen's "Another one bites the dust," set off firecrackers, and torched the security desk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private school in Yorkshire fires teacher for posing in lingerie to raise money for injured soldiers, being British hot
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto's fugitive capybara captured after a month on the lam. Lam said to be a bit sore but quite satisfied
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Gene editing can end disease, fight hunger, and create an army of mantis-men
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news for the British parliament: Somebody would still like to be their friend after the Brexit.The bad news for the British parliament: It is the GOP's presidential candidate Donald Trump...asking them for money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire who financially backed Brexit loses £400m in the British stock market meltdown following the vote, insists he doesn't mind the taste of them apples
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Clinton & Warren tag team Trump: "He's getting stomped by two women - in his world that is the ultimate, catastrophic indignity." That's my fetish
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's David Tennant reading Scottish responses to Donald Trump's Brexit tweets. Have a nice day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ancient Scottish silver found. Call us when you find the old Scottish dishes
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Scientists insert radio transmitters in rattlesnakes to battle wildfires, complete with "awwww hell no" pics
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Scientists take time out from their busy disease-curing work to solve a much more pressing issue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN commentator and Donald Trump supporter Jeffrey Lord dismisses fact-checking as an "out of touch, elitist media type thing." That's his actual quote
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist's high-tech scan reveal ancient Greek 'computer' had user guide inscripted. Sticky note with password still missing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey guys? Remember that one time Ivanka Trump made an appearance at the creepy culty River Jordan baptism of Rupert Murdoch's daughters? You know, the guy who owns tons of newspapers and cable tv channels? "I get lots of free press"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hello leftists, I'm a gay conservative, embrace me
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Artist commemorates Apollo 11 flight with a poster on which he has illustrated every single item that was on the spacecraft: "Why would I DRAW such a densely complicated thing? I am apparently a masochist"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Hong Kong democracy activists defy their Chinese overlords, call for return to British rule as first step to independence from China. In related news, Subby will have whatever Hong Kong democracy activists are smoking
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a way to remove up to 20% of the fat from chocolate by using electrical shocks, safely removing the main reason why people eat chocolate in the first place
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump, who once called for a 'total and complete shutdown' of Muslims entering the U.S., would be fine with Scottish Muslims coming to the United States. And the waters get muddied even further
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
High Times riding high on legalization: "We have over 80 pages of advertising in our magazine. I've been told that rivals September Vogue. Why are we so blessed? Because you can't put an ad that features a vape or a grow light in other magazines"
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Gay marriage was like a shot of heroin in the leftist vein. Leftists are fueled and fired up. They feel that nothing can stop them now"
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Team Coco)
 
 
 
The RNC may not not be able to get Apple, Amazon, or anyone else decent (to advertise), but they are getting all-white Oreos and Ban Muslim deodorant
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Partisan bad blood ahead of the U.S. presidential election is at its highest since the late 1980s. Because everyone was just so agreeable during the Obama, George W. Bush, Clinton, George H. W. Bush and Reagan Administrations
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Scotland speech interrupted by British protester hurling Nazi golf balls
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor joins Dave Matthews on list of artists to keep off Chicago bridges
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The biggest distraction for British drivers isn't cell phones, it's listening to England lose at Euro 2016 on the radio
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists want your stinky clothes; the smellier the better
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(MTV UK)
 
 
 
Here's how British dogs are treating the Brexit vote today
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist helps atheists find that they can believe in angels after all
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(Wine Spectator)
 
 
 
Vine disease identified by scientists, according to six-second press conference
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas mom has surgery, now has British accent. Shall we say cheers to that?
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Wed June 22, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientist studying feeding habits of supermassive black holes, something something your mom
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
British man to woman wearing niqab: "If you're living in the UK, you have to speak English." Woman with niqab: "I'm Welsh,