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393 headlines found matching 'Tis'
Mon August 03, 2015
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The week we found a new reason to hate dentists
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Sat August 01, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jared the Subway pervert paid a 16-year-old girl $100 for sex, bragged about it to Subway employee girlfriend, pressured said girlfriend to advertise herself on Craigslist so he could watch. The Aristocrats
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Belly button piercing is not supposed to hurt. That is, unless you're the tattoo artist doing it
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Survey of climate scientists shows "consensus" is a myth trumped up to sell Al Gore audio books
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Fri July 31, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New ebola vaccine may be 100% effective at giving you autism
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not satisifed with merely forcing a player to tears during a game, the Mets proceed to lose a game in the Metsiest way possible
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dentist who killed Cecil the Lion wanted to kill a large elephant next, "whose tusk weighed more than 63 pounds." Reportedly also had plans to drown six puppies and smother a litter of kittens with a blanket
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(296)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Here's why scientists haven't invented an impossible space engine - despite what you may have read
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(48)
 
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
New research has discovered just why tea and coffee taste better with a spoonful of sugar. Here comes the statistical thermodynamics
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(43)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Public relations firm announces that they're cutting ties with the most hated dentist in America. Swear they're not lion
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Investigators examining suspected wreckage of MH370 on Reunion Island decide to take a short break after scientists warn the island's volcano is ABOUT TO BLOW
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(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
The Kentucky gubernatorial race is shaping up to be a barn burner with the Democratic and Republican candidates separated by less than the margin of error, and the young fellow named Drew Curtis polling at a respectable 8% and rising
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman awoke from hysterectomy surgery to discover she had a gaping hole in her mouth and bleeding gums - but then she remembered she's British
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Thu July 30, 2015
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Scientists create robot that can walk AND jump on water. Your move, Jesus
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(38)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Scottish researchers find drinking may ease fibromyalgia pain. "The Scottish researchers could not be reached for comment, but in the study they note that a significant number of participants were drinking more than the recommended limit"
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
For the first time, scientists find a way to grow viable liver cells in the lab even faster than Drew is able to kill them
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Wed July 29, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
...and jumping to the defense of the dentist who killed Cecil the Lion is Ted Nugent, who says the "whole story is a lie"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The British summer holiday is going pretty much as expected
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(31)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Judge rejects claim that Maker's Mark bourbon was falsely advertised, or to blame for Fark outages
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(71)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In the latest consumer satisfaction study, it turns out that Facebook has become a bit less annoying over the past year. LinkedIn, however, is still completely farking worthless
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Phamaceutical giant releases wonder drug that is 90% effective against Hepatitis C. Side effects include severe wallet deficiency and significant risk of raising the US healthcare spending rate
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Big game dentist defends himself saying, "I had no idea." Yeah, well as protest, I'm not flossing for a year
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lions won't shy away from Super Bowl talk, rich dentists
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Tue July 28, 2015
(Yelp)
 
 
 
The Minnesota dentist that shot and killed Cecil the lion is finding out that there's no rage quite like Internet rage: "I hope that Karma will be a ferocious biatch to you taking anything you hold dear"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bar owner turns negative online reviews into genius advertising campaign. "Come and see why 7% of people don't like us"
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(73)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Apparently "Operation: Governor Curtis" is progressing on schedule and according to plan. Muahahahaaaaa
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(114)
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Minnesota dentist accused of extracting Cecil the lion from Zimbabwe park
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover method for turning part of your body into a laser when it gets excited
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Mon July 27, 2015
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Scientists determine climate change killed off woolly mammoths after discovering woolly SUVs trapped in permafrost
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police have been called after a senior British Parliamentarian was pictured snorting cocaine with two prostitutes and pleasuring himself. Authorities have confirmed he is a high wanking official
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Members of British parliament view porn on their work computers 20,000 times a month. As a whole, not individually; that would be impossible
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Sun July 26, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police threaten to shut down concert if artist with outstanding warrants appears. Artist appears via hologram. Police shut down concert. No word on whether the hologram is free on bail or is being held until the MCP can spare a few processor cycles
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 62nd anniversary of Fidel Castro's guerilla assault on the Batista regime has organizers at a loss, as the tried and true anti-American theme is no longer relevant
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because they were too drunk the first time, a second vote on Scottish independence is inevitable
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to study from Royal British Romero Institute, people who check their health symptoms via online and mobile apps often misdiagnose problems. For serious symptoms, "don't waste your time surfing, call 911"
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Sat July 25, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The artist currently masquerading as Prince releases surprise album
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NFL: "Here's a report from a leading scientist that says sports-related head injuries aren't a big deal." Press: "Doesn't that leading scientist work for you?" NFL: *crickets*
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Fri July 24, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Manga artist's cat takes over her tablet, then Twitter, THEN THE WORLD
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's to offer all-day breakfast nationwide in October, hopes to satisfy those who have never been able to experience the taste sensation of washing down an Egg McMuffin with a vanilla shake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASA scientists who are obviously just looking for grant funding post a model of what climate temperatures will look like in 2100
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(91)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Among the indie games showcased in LA recently: a pointless game paying homage to the creator's grandmother, an artist in the '60s. With the player depicted as a floating, three-legged, pulsing vagina
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists double a worm's lifespan. Gawker editors can now live to 150
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Analysis of vocabulary used by 99 of the biggest-selling artists finds Eminem and Kanye West ahead of Bob Dylan and the Beatles for number of words used. No details regarding number of words used correctly
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Thu July 23, 2015
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Good reason to use fireworks: Celebrating our independence from the British. Bad reason to use fireworks: Throwing them at a homeless man with your kids in the car
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rise in autism due to diagnosis reclassification, not McCarthyism
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists ask the Internet for help in naming a sticky space ball. This has potential energy
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Wed July 22, 2015
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Scientists discover what is causing residents of two towns in Kazakhstan to suddenly
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
With Sharknado 3 imminent, statistician finds that MLB teams with aquatic reference in their name (Mariners, Marlins, Rays and Pirates) have 56-34 record following SyFy premiere of Sharknado films, while rest of baseball is just 283-305
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists announce what women really want in a penis, presumably one that is so polite it stands up so they can sit down
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman advertising to collect clothing for war victims, 1944
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scottish Loch Ness Monster hunter denies reports he's giving up after 24 years of searching. At least that's what we think he said
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
With shows like Doctor Who, Eastenders, and Strictly Come Dancing, BBC programming is more popular than it's ever been. So, of course, the British government thinks this is a bad thing
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Hey Scottish neds, ever been to a Turkish prison for going crazy on a holiday flight, terrorizing the cabin crew and passengers?"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Delta moves to capitalize on its recent run of improved performance and passenger satisfaction by making its SkyMiles program about as transparent as a politician's financial statement
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Compared with this time four years ago, Republicans are noticeably more satisfied with their field of candidates today"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Zach Johnson is the new king of the Scottish countryside
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Mon July 20, 2015
(Southern Political Report)
 
 
 
Southern Political Report recognizes the candidacy of "Drew Curtis, a humorist best known for his website, www.FART.com" (7th paragraph)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Van Alexander, composer who wrote "A-Tisket, A-Tasket", as well as the scores to '60's sitcoms "Hazel," "The Donna Reed Show," "Dennis the Menace," "The Farmer's Daughter," "Bewitched" and "I Dream of Jeannie." reaches the double bar line at age 100
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(19)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Scott Walker wants to dismantle non-partisan Wisconsin Government Accountability Board for living up to its name
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish restaurant that claims to have invented deep-fried Mars bars told to take down banner bragging about it: "When I read the letter I was like, 'Oh my God, are you joking me?'"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the mood for a career change and some travel? You could be a garbage detective or a human airport scarecrow in Germany, a bicycle fisherman in Amsterdam or a human bed-warmer in a high-end British hotel
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(21)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
British comedian makes it rain on Sepp Blatter. No word on how hard he had to twerk for it
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Fri July 17, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientist creates the perfect tomato - but supermarkets refuse to sell it. Why? Because after decades of eating tomatoes that taste like wet paper towels, shoppers don't think tomatoes are worth much
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(65)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British teens "hospitalized on horror sunburn trip" when they ignored teachers' repeated pleas and fried their fishbelly white British skins by exposing it to direct sunlight for minutes at a time (pics)
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(153)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
It's Friday, so watch a 9-year-old Scottish kid eat the world's hottest chili pepper
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(30)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 27 best biscuits in the world to go with your tea, discussed and ranked with all the compulsive, neurotic precision you would expect from the British. Spoiler alert: Shortbread
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
High school teacher suspended for not doing enough to break up student fight. "At 62, the girls outweigh me by 40 pounds ... I got arthritis in my wrist, fused vertebrae in my back. I'm not going to break up a fight by myself"
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
ABC affiliate KMGH will run its first advertisement for a legal marijuana company in the next week, because Jimmy Kimmel is probably funnier after a couple bong hits
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Thu July 16, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods ties Watson in first round of British Open. Difficulty: TOM Watson
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(53)
 
(Press Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
British soccer team bans media from all games, practices and press conferences so it can have its own PR people write stories on the club: "Articles so chemically sterile they ought to be used for cleaning urinals"
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(17)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
The Democrat party's Partisan "investigation" into Scott Walker has been axed by Wisconsin Supreme Court: "the special prosecutor's legal theory is unsupported in either reason or law"
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(139)
 
(The British Open)
 
 
 
If Cricket's not quite your thing, there's this little thing called the British Open that starts today. Jordan Speith and Dustin Johnson tee off at 4:33 a.m. ET. Tiger Woods at 4:50
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(74)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British man arrested for giving a homeless man a £1, because police mistakenly thought he was buying drugs, now has £5,000 more to give away courtesy of the local PD
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(53)
 
(Details Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists at Oregon State University have developed an algae that tastes like bacon
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(54)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(Jane Goodall Institute)
 
 
 
55 years ago today a British woman first set foot in a forest in Tanzania, and our understanding of chimps has never been the same since
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(16)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the mechanism by which cancer metastasizes. Holy cancer vaccine, Batman
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(66)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
CERN scientists have found new particles, are they dots or are they specks? When they are underwater do they get wet? Or does the water get them instead? Nobody knows, these new particles, man
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Mon July 13, 2015
(Cosmographica)
 
 
 
On the eve of the Pluto fly-by and without any new pics for 24 hours or so, let's check in on a 36 year old artist's rendering, whoa... It's like he was there, man
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(43)
 
(Talking Baws)
 
 
 
Great gesture from Frank Lampard to British fans in New York
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(7)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Advertising agency finally finds the perfect male model ... and it's a woman
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(41)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New shingles vaccine looks to be 97% effective (instead of 64) and will not lose effectiveness over time. SHUT UP AND GIVE ME AUTISM
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(98)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
In an alarming new "canary in the coal mine" study, researchers from the University of British Columbia have found that a significant segment of the world's seabird population has dropped 70 percent since the 1950s
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Once again, if you're going to illegally dump rubbish, it would be wise to remove everything with your name and address on it first. (With VERY satisfying follow up)
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(117)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Time to make the dentist appointment.... Time to make the dentist appointment.... Time to make the dentist appointment.... Time to make the dentist appointment.... Time to make the dentist appointment
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(26)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the areas of the brain to gouge out with an ice pick when Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" gets stuck in your head AGAIN
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(29)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Why do politicians keep using music without the artists' permission? Do they want to look as ignorant as Ronald Reagan?
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(96)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church pickets Rush concert because ... reasons?
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(126)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It is time for the shortest and oldest track on the Indycar schedule, the Milwaukee mile. Shortish track clownshoes tend to come quickly and often. This is your Wisconsin 250 discussion thread at 5pm ET on NBCSN
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(430)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK urges British tourists to leave Tunisia, saying terrorist attacks are "highly likely." Although it is going to be hard to talk any common sense into anyone who has picked Tunisia as their vacation destination
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(43)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You know those days when you can't eat enough, can't feel satisfied... why do they happen?
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(41)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will the catchfence be torn up for a third race in a row, or are the cars going to stay on the ground for a change when the NASCAR Xfinity Series comes to Kentucky Speedway for the Curtis 4 Kentucky 300, 7 PM on NBC Sports Network
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(263)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Even the fish in British Columbia are biatching about how hot it is this year
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(2)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Financial Express)
 
 
 
"Magnetars are thought to be the most strongly magnetised objects in the known universe. This is the first time that such an unambiguous connection between a supernova and a magnetar has been possible"
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(13)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(University of Zurich)
 
 
 
Scientists want to find out why breast milk is good for you. Besides the obvious
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British researchers invent video game that helps you lose weight in just one week by training your brain to avoid unhealthy food like cookies and Doritos
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(27)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Pair of British pilots pull off barnstorming stunt using science. Two planes one hangar
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(24)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Leave it to conservatives and liberals to hijack the higher principles of libertarians for their own partisan agendas
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(140)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
RAF Neatishead consists of 17 buildings, including a 5,000 sq ft gym, squash courts, an underground operations block and a radar scanning tower on 25 acres, and it can be yours for £2.5 million (pics)
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(43)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Auto-playing video ads may finally die, at least on Facebook, as advertisers refuse to pay for ads that users don't start playing. In related news, one ad agency controls $105 billion worth of ad spending
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(49)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
'Naked selfie performances' still aren't legal in most places, let alone at the Eiffel Tower, even if you call yourself an 'artist' (w/ SFW naked seflies)
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(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Germany is sweltering under a heat wave that has created temperatures of 104.3 degrees F, the highest it has ever been since records started being kept in 1881. Maybe scientists should look into this and see if the earth is getting warmer
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Sun July 05, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Crowdfunder for party to celebrate Queen Elizabeth becoming longest serving monarch in British history "isn't going well"
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(28)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
British police may not have guns, but their manners are impeccable
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(12)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Hamilton dominate his home track from the pole? Can Williams take the next step and take the top spot? Will Maldonado crash out this week? This is your Formula 1 British Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am ET on CNBC
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Sat July 04, 2015
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Newsarama: "Star Trek's Wil Wheaton and Fark.com's Drew Curtis debut their new w00tstout beer at Stone Brewing's World Bistro"
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(6)
 
(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Scientist claims he's found a cure for aging and has developed a drug so "we could all end up looking and feeling 24 years old again," and live to be at least 150. In other news, the retirement age has just been changed to 135
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(59)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are a dentist, don't wrap your patients in a body bag. Somebody may have a problem with this
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(46)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Study finds children with autism don't react to good or bad smells, so feel free to keep the car windows up the morning after you have bratwurst and cabbage. They won't mind
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(41)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Medical tip - A licensed dentist doesn't wash his instruments in your bathroom
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Senator, noted author and historian and bona fide war hero, with a proven track record of bipartisanship, who opposed the Iraq war in 2002 and Wall Street in '07 is running for president. Yeah, no, of course he has no shot
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(233)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ok, now I know scientists are just messing with us. You know what you need to cure type 1 Diabetes? Brown fat. No, really... it's good for you... if you don't have any we can just transplant some
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(28)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Despite his best efforts, Jim Carrey contributed something positive to autism awareness
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain confirms he's got too much on his plate to ever cook professionally again. "I have to be delusional, a megalomaniac, and egotistically far beyond what I already am to think that at 58 years old I am any good at it"
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(64)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say they will be able to work out when Yellowstone is going to erupt again at least 10 months before it happens. Which is plenty of time to pack up and start a new life on another planet
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(98)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"My dentist saved my tooth, but wiped my memory"
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(13)
 
(Anti-Defamation League)
 
 
 
New ADL poll indicates big drops in anti-Semitism across Europe - except in Greece where two-thirds think the Jews did this
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(30)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists on aliens: "Something does not add up, and badly. We should not be alone, but we are"
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(315)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Happy DOMINION Day, united-empire loyalists & British colonialists
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(57)
 
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists discover fundamental property of light - 150 years after Maxwell got it wrong
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(44)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Worried about an Armageddon-type asteroid hitting the Earth? Scientists say to relax - the odds are one in 20,000,000,000,000, or the same as winning the lottery two weeks running
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(29)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know you're truly a hipster if you only wear sunglasses with artisanal wooden frames
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(27)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Today's leap second is going to be really dull, says really dull German scientist
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(9)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
After residents in one neighborhood complain about a billboard advertising a strip club, the strip club wraps itself up in the First Amendment and vows to make even racier billboards. Just kidding, they take it down so nobody's offended
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(113)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The copyright troll going after sci-fi GIF artists is a man who says he talks to an alien from the future because honestly what else did you expect
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get ready for Falkland War #2, Argentinian judge orders asset seizure from British and American companies looking for oil deposits around the island
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(185)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Metro US)
 
 
 
British man wins Toe Wrestling Championship for 12th time. Here's the digital footage
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(5)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists have spent the past seventy years visiting the Puerto Rican island of Cayo Santiago to study generations of rhesus monkeys to pieces
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(11)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these NASA vegetable scientists
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(24)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Joy Division launching official website to promote the release of their back catalogue on remastered vinyl. Ian Curtis must be turning in his grave at this point
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(20)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
"Scientists Can Finally Tell Animal's Head From Its Butt. What experts thought was Hallucigenia's head turned out to be fluid from its anus." I think we've all been there amirite?
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thanks to vaccines and science, polio only remains in three countries. But soon, it will only plague two countries. Vaccines. Is there anything they can't do? Oh, yes; there is one thing they absolutely cannot do: CAUSE AUTISM
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(48)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Hustlers Convention, released in 1973, is regarded as one of rap music's great forgotten classics, influencing hip-hop artists from Chuck D, Ice T and the Beastie Boys. But few people have heard it and most don't even know it exists"
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(17)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis has 6% of the voters in the Kentucky governor's race. If you unskew those numbers and study it out, he's automatically President
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(206)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
British pilot says "hold my beer, chap," launches F-35B off a ski jump
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(51)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teacher: Maybe I shouldn't have taken the autistic kid, put him head first in a trash can and compared him to Oscar the Grouch. But in my defense, I was just trying to calm him down
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(81)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Artist puts 17th century word on a billboard, asks the Internet not to share it. Internet responds in the most predictable way
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(159)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Europe's first humans: what scientists do and do not know. Subby disappointed there was no mention of how they were able to get their cars to stop by using their feet as brakes
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(45)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
British psy-ops squad found to have targeted Britons for psychological manipulation, which probably explains the existence of Marmite
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(41)
 
(Science World Report)
 
 
 
Scientists discover what wiped out the Neanderthals. Hint: it was bunnies. Sharp, pointy teeth
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(90)
 
(Moz)
 
 
 
The $7.5 billion fraud in the online advertising industry. Only 8% of ad impressions are seen by human beings
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To save the earth from greenhouse gases, British scientists working on breeding "eco cows" that produce beef with less damage to the environment and carbon footprint smaller than salad
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(74)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Meet Ben Steele: artist, educator, Bataan survivor, and owner of a clanking pair of brass balls
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
All British children to be infected with autism after September
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(109)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Independent has discovered three entire Tweets pointing out that the abbreviation for an original Latin dinosaur name sounds vaguely like an obscure xenophobic British slang word. Therefore, Jurassic World is racist
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(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Red Devil parachutist owes his teammate a beer after he was caught in mid-air when his chute failed. (Yes, there is video)
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(28)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea has best cure for MERS, Ebola, SARS and AIDS. Scientists developed Kumdang-2 from ginseng grown from fertilizer mixed with rare-earth elements
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(58)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Today's "scientists working without adult supervision" story: researchers are growing a human placenta on a chip. What could possibly go wrong?
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(29)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian scientists uncover sinister truth about kangaroos
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(12)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Scientists claim cannabis won't harm your health. Unlikely: As long as you stick to one small joint a week
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(52)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: As an outsider I can't stand it that you pampered Washington elitists run this town by throwing your money around.... but while I'm here, who wants to work for me on my campaign?
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(80)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's true that scientists have always known of the existence of Caturday -- but now they know *why* it exists
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(40)
 
(Kurzweil AI)
 
 
 
Now that it's legal, scientists are finding nanosheets made of hemp could be better than graphene in making the ideal supercapacicicit... HEY... TACOS
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Southern Baptists to Supreme Court: You are NOT the final authority on gay marriage in America. Supreme Court to Southern Baptists: lol
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(658)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Kids of Wall Street execs using cutthroat business techniques for artisanal lemonade stands
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(18)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Diphtheria requires boy to be hooked to three machines to stay alive, with heart and lung problems and kidney failure, but it's okay because Jenny McCarthy and autism
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(62)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scottish island hit by first crime since the '60s after beauty products, small sum of cash and six wooly hats taken. Cops hunting moisturized and exfoliated Vikings with cold heads
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(24)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
What if the aliens from Close Encounters turned out to be evil and terrorized a family? Except there's one cute alien named Budee who befriends the family's autistic son, Jaybird. Pretty stupid plot, or the humble origin of three classic films? Yep
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trickle-down economics doesn't work and the only way to spur economic growth is by improving conditions for the poorest 20% according to the commie leftists at the IMF
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(226)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chipotle scientists are gluten for punishment, labor in Bread Lab in quest for truly abuelita-caliber tortilla. "We aspire to make artisanal tortillas on an industrial scale"
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(23)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer misses a perfect game, settles for a one hit, 16 strikeout game. His game score of 100 makes for only the 12th time a MLB pitcher has recorded a score of at least 100 in a nine-inning game - statistically rarer than a perfect game
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Sun June 14, 2015
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: 'I will be the youngest woman President in the history of the US.' Also the oldest, the average age of all women presidents, the median, and the mode, Statistically, Hillary Clinton is Superwoman. Or is she the mean woman?
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(77)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
According to the communist rag Forbes, Obamacare satisfaction is now hovering around 86 percent
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(219)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Building owner sued by graffiti artists for painting over their work, because it violates the U.S. Visual Artists Rights Acts
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(211)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the monotony of merely playing Farming Simulator on your computer? Augment your experience with this $300 tractor controller
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(29)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Taste of Country)
 
 
 
An Outlaw Country music artist lives up to the reputation
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(37)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Miracle autism cure' claims to purge the body of all ailments. There may be some truth to it, too, since anyone who takes it will soon find all of their problems are over
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(134)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
MERS ability to jump from animals to humans puzzles scientists who have never watched Cujo
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists record chimpanzees in the wild enjoying alcohol made from fermented sap, thus confirming the legend of the Missing Drink
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(69)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Check out some cringe worthy 1970s advertisements aimed at black people. Or as McDonald's liked to call it: Dinnertimin'
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(108)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Fairness & Accuracy)
 
 
 
CNN decides to cut back on its hard news (stop laughing) and become an even bigger whore for their advertisers
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists in the Egyptian desert discover prehistoric turducken in the form of a whale whale shark
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(6)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
British state school wants £1650 for a school trip to Barbados. £22 trip to local theme park got cancelled as too pricey
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(19)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall St. skittish Hillary may need to say mean things about them running amok
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Scientists are launching an investigation into antibiotic-resistant bacteria, known as 'superbugs', by gathering data from surfers' rectums"
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(22)
 
(Westword)
 
 
 
New Jersey Neuroscientist Chris Christie: "Even casual marijuana smokers showed significant abnormalities in two vital brain regions important to motivation and emotion. Some of these people only used marijuana to get high once or twice a week"
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Mon June 08, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists now studying ancient weather to uncover clues about today's climate. Data based on prehistoric tree rings, river sediment, old broadcasts from Willard Scott
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(17)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Strange new product allows tattoo artists to practice before working on people. Still no cure for large, ugly tattoos (w/video)
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(19)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace to Rick Santorum: If only scientists should be allowed to talk about climate change, shouldn't you, ya know, shut your pie hole?
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is Monsanto using Glyphosate and GMOs to spread Autism around the world? This MIT scientists thinks so
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(189)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Scientists develop world's most precise quantum thermometer which call tell you you're simultaneously hot and cold to 10 significant figures
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(22)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing coffee on Westboro Baptist Church demonstrators outside Beau Biden's funeral. Police won't say if the man will face charges since he vastly improved the smell coming off the demonstrators
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(131)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Celebrate the American doughnut all you want. In the meantime, the rest of the world will be satisfying themselves with paczkis, koeksisters, and quesitos
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(4)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Serbian farmers scoff at $209/pound artisan cheddar, offer $511/pound cheese made from 100% ass
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(38)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dead lizard found in can of tomatoes by housewife cooking a curry, immediately improves quality of British cuisine by its presence
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The bank you head was fined £117 million for misconduct, so we're deducting £350,000 from your bonus, leaving you with a paltry £2.9 million. Don't you feel chastised now?
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(9)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church vows to one up Ted Cruz
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says that memories can survive cryogenic preservation. Scientists anticipate some great stories when eventually sitting down to lunch with Ted Williams
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(11)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lawmakers shocked, SHOCKED to learn that the NFL trots out military members for the money instead of a deep sense of patriotism
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(68)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis and need a partner?
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We've seen this story before -- an employee is hooked on drugs and steals from his boss," said Prosecutor Mark Lindquist. "The twist here is the boss is a world famous artist"
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(58)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazing camouflage artist makes himself invisible in unlikely places. Either that, or he's actually a Predator and we're all boned
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gandalf and Dumbledore to be married in front of Westboro Baptist. No word on the levels of outrage expected once they start playing with each other's wands
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(120)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum thinks the Pope should leave science to the scientists. The Pope that has a masters degree in Chemistry
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(126)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This seal is carrying a sensor to help scientists study the seas near Antarctica, and he seems pretty pissed off about it
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(24)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Poll showing overwhelming bipartisan support for campaign finance reform clearly only polled the 99%
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(113)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Protip: there's a difference between dental health and mental health. We're looking at you, mister dentist's office masturbator
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(40)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Hamas basically admits that they refuse to rebuild parts of Gaza and deliberately keep the residents there poor as an open air zoo for the world media, governments and leftist groups
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(383)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists manage to successfully grow politician brains from stem cells
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(11)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Another parachutist injured at Skydive DeLand, as DeLanding continues to be the source of the problems
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(53)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Big Book of British Smiles has a new centerfold
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pat Boone says he has helped black artists gain fame and earn money because he covered their songs
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(59)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It's not REALLY a finals game in Scottish soccer until the police are called in to investigate the on-pitch brawl
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(7)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch makes a quiet return to Dover, He Who Shall Not Be Named eyes adding another Monster Mile trophy, and we can't really mock the title of today's race: the FedEx 400 for Autism Speaks. Coverage starts at 1:00 ET on Fox Sports 1
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(715)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims men aren't put off by her luxuriant pelt. Well, she is British
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(84)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Costco refuses to raise the price of its $4.99 rotisserie chicken, despite the urge to recoup higher profits
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(26)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum says climate scientists are like flat earthers. That's the joke
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(70)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
$209 a pound "artisan" 20-year-old, cheese. You can't have any because you're not hipster enough, you're poor, and it's already spoken for
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(140)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
12 Advertisers and Counting
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(33)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Techie News (UK))
 
 
 
Climate scientists told us that we were in grave danger, and that if we didn't change our behavior, we'd be screwed. They were right, but this time, we actually listened to them
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(49)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Robots developed that can rapidly adapt to major damage, say scientists completely unfamiliar with Terminators, Screamers, Replicators, Borg, Sentinels, Omnidroids, and the general concept of unstoppable robot killing machines
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(67)
 
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Are you into natural, traditional, unprocessed foods? Then you're an elitist monster with no idea what traditional food was really like
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(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Santorum on the tissues. . .er. . .issues
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(64)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists continue to taunt the world with their hubris. The latest "let's poke fate in the eye and see what happens" news: they've just made a brand-new ancient human mummy leg for reasons
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(6)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here are photos of the arrested FIFA officials, a dream team of subjects for caricature artists, photoshoppers and captioners
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leading environmental scientists develop plan to solve California's drought crisis: tax organic farm products, which are less efficient than non-organics, to drive down demand and improve efficiency. CHECKMATE, HIPPIES
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(85)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Swiss pharmaceutical giant Novartis is currently studying a new way of delivering drugs to patients, one that involves tiny robots with needles made of sugar
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(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists fight fire with fire - use herpes virus to successfully treat cancer. "About 10 per cent of the patients treated experienced a complete remission"
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A British view of the American revolutionary war
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(44)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Forget karaoke, darts, trivia nights, British pubs find a more realistic way to draw patrons (Not safe for work)
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(38)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Like clowns pouring out of a Volkswagen, advertisers abandon the Duggars in a show of touching solidarity
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(136)
 
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Scary: Evil scientists playing god develop Frankenmosquitos. Cool: which have drastically reduced birthrates, limiting mosquito carried diseases such as malaria and yellow fever
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(40)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find way to create super-sized fruit, I mean more super-sized than the tasteless genetically tuned monstrosities that you can already find in the supermarket
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(72)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
IS fighters complain about nepotism in their leaders' choice of suicide bombers. No, really. Really. Seriously. Look, stop laughing--that's really what it says here
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(72)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church gets Ireland flag wrong following gay marriage vote - declares it hates Ivory Coast instead
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(164)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Californians will have to start drinking reconstituted sewage thanks to the state's drought. Hell, just label it "Artisan," sell it for $8 a bottle in Los Angeles and Hollywood and you'll be able to buy real water in no time
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(191)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Tucked away in the pages of a new report by the U.S. General Accounting Office is a startling statistic: 40 percent of the U.S. workforce is made up of contingent workers - that is, people who don't have what we traditionally consider secure jobs"
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(42)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Five-year-old British child given shotgun license. What could possibly go wrong?
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(78)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"To remote sensing scientists, peering directly into the eye of a tropical storm is like hitting a hole in one, and that's exactly what NASA's CloudSat satellite did on May 16th"
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(16)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"What are the basic building blocks of the cosmos? Atoms, particles, mass energy? Quantum mechanics, forces, fields? Tiny strings with many dimensions? A new candidate is 'information', which some scientists claim is the foundation of reality"
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(58)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"In yet another research project bound to give Dr. Frankenstein and his monster a run for their money, scientists at the University of Texas at Austin successfully created fungus carrying human genetic material"
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(38)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Enormous Dong pokes at equally enormous boobs, resulting in a satisfying climax and a miraculously safe for work video
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(21)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that a 'base tan' does not protect against sunburns - However, an acid tan turns skins into leather that can protect from cuts and abrasions
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(58)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover cooperative gaming makes you more social, more likely to teabag a stranger
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(22)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Indian street dentists." Let that sink in the next time you forget to floss
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(13)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember when Firefox introduced ad-sponsored "Directory Tiles" and said they'd never have to target your browsing history? Guess who found an advertiser who thinks the ten last remaining Firefox users are a demographic worth targeting
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(71)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists discover brightest galaxy in the universe - and no surprise, it's not ours
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(7)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Although it sounds good on paper, I'm not sure if scientists should be trying to solve the mosquito problem by breeding cannibal mosquitoes
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(19)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists have cracked the genetic code behind 9 in 10 types of prostate cancer tumors, are already able to kick cancer in the ass. Or out of the ass. Whatever
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Polly wanna cracker? No? Okay, Polly wanna play dentist?
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(6)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Could this be the future of meat? Scientists have found a way to 'grow' it, and it will be cheap and delicious
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(41)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(PBS)
 
 
 
Scientists have genetically engineered a virus that can infect bacteria and remove their antibiotic resistance. Next, they will, of course, engineer a prion to kill the virus, and then hope the prions all freeze to death by winter
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(23)
 
(Techie News (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists pin. Pointthepart of the...brain. That is sensitive, to, timing ofspeech
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(26)
 
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
British warship the Lord Clive, sunk by Spanish cannons in 1763, could hold "treasure worth millions," including thousands of liters of 250-year-old rum. YO-HOHO-LO
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(44)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You would think a bi-partisan sexual abuse education and prevention bill would have no trouble passing in Alaska. Until a social conservative from Wasilla steps in
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(39)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How not to fark that chicken, how to rotisserie that chicken the extreme BBQ way
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(29)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The existence of men is perplexing to scientists, your ex-wife
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(26)
 
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
You'd think that scientists studying the ear bones of Chinook salmon wouldn't discover anything interesting. You'd think
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(13)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Scientists say people could soon live forever by uploading their brain into a computer. Or if not forever, at least another six months if the computer is made by Hewlett-Packard
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(102)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
To circumcise or not to circumcise, that is the question / Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous lawyers' fees / Or to take arms against a sea of judgments / And by opposing flee them
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(312)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Documents reveal Scotland Yard kept secret dossiers on Trekkies, "amid fears that British fans would go mad and kill themselves, turn against society or start a weird cult"
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In today's incomprehensible British headline that still sounds dirty somehow: "Dolly Parton says 'ay up me duck' at book scheme launch"
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(27)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Break)
 
 
 
Something to satisfy the eight year old inside of all of us
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(20)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After critics slam her opening Las Vegas performances for being under rehearsed, Mariah Carey cancels concerts because of (*cough cough*) bronchitis
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(42)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
"They don't advertise for TV chefs in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-chef, ex-Blade Runner restaurateur, ex host of Anthony Bourdain shows. Give me four. No, four. Two, two, four. And noodles. Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me"
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(19)
 
(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
British cat proudly sets new record for world's loudest purr at a thundering 67.8 decibels. It's Caturday, let's make some noise
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(1018)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists are lying about climate change. Specifically, they are lying about how well and truly f*cked we actually are
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(361)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Young man with a few thousand dollars at his disposal goes to auction to buy the squad car of his father who was killed in the line of duty. Bidding gets out of hand and when the gavel finally falls it was sold for almost $63K... and a box of tissues
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(70)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Neuroscientists are still confused about #TheDress. Queue up the Not This Shiat Again meme
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(18)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists discover first warm-blooded fish. "Nature has a way of surprising us with clever strategies where you least expect them"
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(40)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Private equity firm TPG buys out British chain Poundworld, hopes to take rival Poundland to Poundtown
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(5)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate finally decides it can work together in bipartisan harmony when it comes to REALLY sticking it up our collective ass
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(76)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, you may like your job, but did getting it involve a baptism in raw sewage and wearing a dead goat as a costume?
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a technique to read serial numbers that have been filed off of guns. Apparently it's same principle that allowed them to figure out that Joan Rivers had 348 plastic surgeries
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(106)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British visitors to WW1 and WW2 battlefields are causing delays on French railways; because they keep taking home artillery shells as souvenirs
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(33)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists in the Antarctic region begin having serious logistic problems and must consider relocating critical research stations on the continent due to global warming
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today we learn that Aussies are the biggest druggies on the planet and that the British are the drunken sailors of the world
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Climate scientists are once again having to correct erroneous data and form new conclusions. Checkmate, libtards
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(146)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This Scottish brewery just helicopter dropped taxidermy cats over London "to prove a point." Erm, ok
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(51)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists have created chickens with dinosaur snouts because reasons
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(28)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
In-N-Out won't build a burger joint outside of California it seems, but some con artist convinced rubes they could double-double their investment in new franchises being built in the Middle East. Anyone up for shawarma with Animal Fries?
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(46)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Brooklyn artist selling his Facebook password in most worthless artistic endeavor since Toto
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Two drugged-up Illinois residents arrested in bat country, a correlation between steroids and ball shrinkage, and scientist hopes beetle will help him get laid: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/3 - 5/9
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(0)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Fiction writers and scientists alike know how difficult science-fiction writing can be. Thankfully, NASA has released a list of sci-fi terms to aid any authors who may need it
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(9)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Cross country runner takes it to the next level as part of the "Got Milk" advertising campaign
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(34)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British cop dials spiffyness up to eleven
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Newly elected Scottish First Ministers demand their FRRREEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMM. Or at the very least more powah
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(42)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Sydney, Australia would like everyone to know that they have scientists from around the world working on trying to figure out how to stop that smell from coming out of their sewer system
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(46)
 
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
In typical United fashion, flight crew determines it's better to make an emergency landing than to provide a meal to an autistic teenager
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(481)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With election victory going to their heads the Camerons unveil the British answer to the Presidential limousine
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(20)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"I'm not saying my son isn't difficult; no kid with autism is," Dixon said. "But people who work at these schools, if they're going to be in a classroom with kids with disabilities, they should be trained how to handle them properly"
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
George Carlin: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that." Scientists: "We may have discovered what causes that"
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(106)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against pediatric dentist says his practice is "a front for a "sadistic and systematic scheme of physical and psychological torture and abuse" of children." Legal experts say he could be plant food by the end of trial
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."'Tis the DoJ," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--Only this and nothing more"
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Thu May 07, 2015
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Since spiders weren't quite creepy enough as they are, scientists make them spin Kevlar webs
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(26)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Revenue dispute forces Sony to pull music by several artists who need the exposure so people know who the hell they are from SoundCloud
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British tabloids fly off the presses with hysterics on General Election Day ...and of course hilarity ensues
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(51)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The last German rocket scientist who got us to the Moon has died
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(53)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Scientists are using smartphones to target diseases in hard-to-reach areas. But honestly, they can't be that hard to reach if you can fit an iPhone in there
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(9)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nine-page appendix of NFL's Ballghazi report is hardcore statistical analysis of underinflated balls, invokes regression, standard deviation, variance, the Ideal Gas Law, and everything else you napped through in college
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(240)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude fracking, not mother nature, is to blame for your flammable tap water
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(100)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Majority of all giant herbivores are threatened with extinction. Scientists blame changes in habitat, shifting climate, the fact that they taste so good
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(16)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
A political dynasty ends in Western Canada: after 44 years of Conservative governments, Alberta elects a leftist progressive government
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(193)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Puff Daddy advertises his new fragrance by having you watch him have sex
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well dressed, white and having a British accent is one way to crash a party of A-Listers without being caught
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(29)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The 49 best British films of all time. Amazingly, Michael Caine appeared in only 44 of them
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(79)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It was a tough year for hedge funds, as they saw average returns of just 3%, or roughly 10% less than an S&P index fund yielded; but don't worry, the fund managers will still split about $11 billion for all their hard work and expertise
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
During the Cold War, a Russian surgeon in the Antarctic became ill with appendicitis and realised he would have to cut out his own appendix
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(57)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish archaeologists excited to excavate Waterloo, couldn't escape if they wanted to
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(14)
 
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
"The two-hour autism segment was squeezed in before a refresher on Tasers"
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(131)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Massachusetts bill would recognize pharmacists as health care providers, sandwich artists as chefs, and chess players as athletes
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(74)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, the Rolling Stones wrote "Satisfaction" at the future headquarters of Scientology. "When they took over the premises, they are supposed to have had the room, supposedly on the 6th floor, 'cleaned' of the Rolling Stones' influence"
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(33)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Rare guide to Scottish cultural references found, and written in English. To start with: WTF is Irn-Bru?
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(78)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists find that going to the gym after studying may aid memory recall, but only within 26 minutes
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(3)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Legendary British mystery writer Ruth Rendell has died at 85. OR HAS SHE?
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(8)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a remote device to control the movements of a lab mouse. Which means they're now one step closer to the world's first video game for cats
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(6)
 
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Neil Peart suffering from chronic tendonitis. So this IS Rush's last tour
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(50)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Short science abstracts that avoid jargon and hype are cited less by other scientists, are submitted less by sensationalist Fark headline writers. As I understand the findings, EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC
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(4)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Graffiti artist uses drone to deface six-story tall NYC billboard (with video)
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(94)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Dentist installs beer-opening dental implant. Open wide and flip up
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(10)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
With the seafloor level dropping more than two meters, temperatures rising and a sudden spike of 8,000 earthquakes scientists think a volcano may be erupting off the Oregon coast
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(62)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Yale University)
 
 
 
Yale scientists use nanotechnology to develop new forms of metallic glass, cautioning that they are still several years away from making it strong enough for use in transporting humpback whales
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British music festivals under attack. With helpful photo of a shameful act of health & sobriety
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(11)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
For the last time, legitimate dentists do not carry pliers in their pocket and pull teeth while you're in their car
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(28)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Colorado mom chastised by pre-school for packing Oreos in daughter's lunch. With a helpful pic of what a chastised Oreo packing mom looks like
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(239)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British transport commissioner apologizes for calling British trains "shiat awful." And "like the Wild West." And comparing conductors to the Gestapo. For starters
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(9)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
British supermarket chain ditching self-serve checkouts in favor of 1,000 new 10-items-or-fewer lanes: "Ninety-six per cent of our customers prefer staffed checkouts. Not everyone wants to be herded towards the self-scanning checkouts"
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(106)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Peter Parker, bitten by a radioactive spider, becomes Spider-Man. Bruce Banner gets blasted with gamma radiation and becomes the Hulk. Meanwhile, this Chernobyl fox becomes a sandwich artist
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(27)
 
(Music Business Worldwide)
 
 
 
Don't spend it all at once, artists: Pandora is paying you 1/10,000th of a Dollar more per stream
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scottish soccer player livens up practice by mixing in the javelin toss. Teammate with gaping leg wound not nearly as amused
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(13)
 
(India Blooms)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by dinosaur which is apparently a cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a common parakeet
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(18)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British anti-terror police are using assault rifles 'that do not shoot straight in hot weather'
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(47)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal may have helped break up the marriage of big business and social conservatism, which is fine, because God Himself condemned that sort of marriage in the Old Testament
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(63)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Pics of famous artists and their cats, from Matisse to Gorey
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(13)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Weller is the latest musician to be irate that British Prime Minister David Cameron enjoys his music
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is bipartisan support in Pennsylvania to make it illegal to taunt or challenge police officers
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(158)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Remembering Gallipoli 100 years later. Where the British and Ottoman Empires died, Australia and New Zealand grew up, and Turkey and Ireland were born
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(76)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Koch-backed group sending 'real scientists' to school Pope Francis on the 'Biblical duty' to pollute
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(109)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Usain Bolt goes full Westboro Baptist on competitor
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(11)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude Paul the Apostle probably wasn't blinded by Jesus
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(115)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ten disappearing British foods that must be saved. Imagine a world without Goosnargh cake
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(48)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Burglars dump TV in bath and flood kitchen in what police call their worst-ever example of 'dissatisfaction over other people's cheap, unfenceable crap' (pics)
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(27)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists have determined that there's not one, but two, TWO huge magma chambers laying in wait beneath Yellowstone
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(86)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nitro coffee.this is awesomeit's coffee thatisconcentrated and it ispumpedthrough somethinglikeguniess andhasnitrogen initsothatit hasbubbles andcaffeine and it gives youmorecoffeefaster and thencaffeineand issmoothand goodyou can drink it all up
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(42)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Schoolboy suffers heart attack while playing British Bulldog and is revived by teachers in most bafflingly heartwarming headline this week, we guess
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(21)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scottish flute band charged with playing racist tune outside Catholic Church. Defense plays Sloop John B and "Screw the Ocampa" in court in reply
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British university becomes first in world to offer degrees in drag (pics)
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(11)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Study: Partisans understand there's an "i" in partisan, not in team which is why they look to be beat the opponent at all costs
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists just admitted to tweaking the genes of human embryos for the first time in history. What could possibly go wrong?
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(81)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scary: Man diagnosed with cancer of the tongue. Good: Surgeon removes cancerous tissue and constructs new tongue made out of skin from his arm. Bad: He has to shave it
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(52)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge rules that racists have a constitutional right to place racist advertisements on other people's property
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(151)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists want you to witness the power of this fully operational international space battle station
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(25)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Calling Dr. Oz a bullshiat artist violates his constitutional rights
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(78)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You may not know or care, but scientists have created the world's most accurate atomic clock
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(94)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Disgraced torture fetishist Allen West pretty sure nobody got injured playing football before they outlawed praying at football games
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(88)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
British politican: obviously we have hereditary dynasties - but unlike you Yanks we don't let them run the country any more
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(66)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
After 40 years of efforts, scientists happily report that the humpback whale has successfully humped back their dwindling population
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(36)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Army morale at six-year low as soldiers are dissatisfied with their jobs and distrust leadership. Which at least means they'll have no trouble eventually adjusting back into mainstream society
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, Doc, can you help me with my erectile dysfunction? Well, I'm a dentist, but i'll give it a shot
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(50)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that the bond between a dog and his person is as strong as the bond between a parent and child, because DAAAAAAWWWWWWW
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(51)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your British soccer word of the day is 'nutmegged' and if you have to use it in a sentence, it goes something like: "Luis Suarez nutmegged the Sideshow Bob lookalike not once, but twice"
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists think they now know why Earth 'hums' - and it's not because it doesn't know the words
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(20)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
How Bear Grylls could save British politics, or at least liven them up by drinking urine during debates
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(9)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
43% polled say ISPs lie about speeds in their advertising. Other 57% don't know how to check
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists develop first human satellite navigation that uses electrodes to shock leg muscles. Why is it no surprise that this technology comes from the Germans?
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(6)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
British snowboarder momentarily tells Gravity and Physics, "Screw you, you're not the boss of ME", pulling off the first "Quad Cork 1800″- involving four flips and five full rotations completed in mid-air and then safely landing on his feet
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(23)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen sent home from school because of gingervitis
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(87)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn with the mind of a geek and the body of a model will play Psyloke who has the mind of a British woman in the body of an Asian assassin, Comics amiright?
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(143)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Legendary Incredible Hulk and Wolverine artist Herb Trimpe dies at 75
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(13)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how to get millions of liters of juice from one grapefruit, which is great if you like grapefruit juice but a lot of people don't
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(56)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado launches nation's first radio station dedicated to coverage of the legal marijuana industry, attracts advertisers and hundreds of followers on social media: "Most people don't get a response like this on radio, let alone for an AM station"
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(25)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Kennedy Jr. would like to apologize for comparing the way vaccines have inflicted autism upon countless children to the Holocaust, will use "other words" to describe the "autism crisis" in the future
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(131)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Some idiot scientist just taught a robot how to swordfight. Seriously, when are we going to pass a law to force scientists to watch old SF movies? This is just getting out of hand
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(47)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans often look upon British food as bland and stodgy, or just plain weird. This item will do nothing to change that. Behold: Breakfast in a can
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(142)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists planning to drill into the core of the asteroid crater that killed off the dinosaurs, which is a Syfy series that practically writes itself
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(33)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that acetaminophen is more than just a pain reliever, its a general emotion reliever
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Clorox raises the white flag after racially offensive advertising campaign
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Live Science)
 
 
 
170,000 years ago, an individual wandered into a cave, fell into a well, and never came back up. Now, scientists have their hands on the oldest Neanderthal DNA in existence
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Manager of old building owned by Cambridge University criticized for posting anti-bike-chaining signs in ancient Greek and Latin -- by classics lecturers who pointed out spelling and phrasing errors, and by students for being elitist
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(21)
 
(Autism Speaks)
 
 
 
Pro-wrestler takes his number 1 fan, a high school girl with Autism, to her junior prom. It's still real to her
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