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500 headlines found matching 'Time'
Sat December 16, 2017
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Twitter announces it will ban Nazis on Monday. Expect a furor from their leader
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Gabon now certified as polio-free. Afghanistan and Pakistan, time to get your medical shiat together
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
After searching 12 years for bipolar disorder's cause, team concludes it has so, so, so many. But other times, there's so few, it's just not worth it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook makes an announcement which is in no way self-serving, absolutely no way whatsoever self-serving. REAAAAAAALLLLLYY
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Eye see it's time for Caturday
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Daily Mail fires 300 workers with 30 minutes notice and no severance. In Missouri
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"County commissioner accused of sexual harassment was previously investigated for spanking female students while he was a high school club adviser"
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(The Fader)
 
 
 
Have a seat, music industry. We have a LOT to talk about
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In celebration of 'The Last Jedi' it's time to assemble a baseball team out of Star Wars characters. (bonus: 2 starting pitchers)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Stolen $10K Louis Vuitton purse returned with apology note, possibly as thief refuses to be seen in public with anything other than Hermès or Chanel, you unsophisticated barbarians
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Hey Trump judge nominees, here's a cheat sheet for you to use next time you're going through confirmation so you can finally ace the interview. You're welcome
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
"Butte porch pirate caught on video"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Daughter laughs as her father swears while trying to fix an X-Box
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Roy Moore accuser 56-year-old Tina Johnson admits she voted for the first time in Tuesday's election. "Don't be my age and vote for the first time. I never voted, because I didn't think it would make a difference. I was part of the problem"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops: "It's a shame what's happened with the FBI. We're gonna rebuild the FBI. It'll be bigger and better than ever." Oh, and I'm prolly gonna pardon Flynn. Kthxbye
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(Dawgs By Nature)
 
 
 
Adam Schefter confirms what pretty much everyone outside of Cleveland already knew: The Patriots weren't ever going to let the Browns ruin Jimmy Garoppalo
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Fresh food, used capsule, used 1st stage rocket: SpaceX attempts another milestone as they send a Dragon to the ISS. Launch now rescheduled for 10:35am ET Friday (live show starts about 10am)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
NBC tries turning a remake of The IT Crowd off and on again for the third time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why Millennials are facing the scariest financial future of any generation since the Great Depression (Warning: the first page might give you a seizure, scrolling through the article may give you finger cramps)
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Americans are less religious, largely unconcerned about 'War on Christmas'. FOX News scrambles to replace 87 hours of programming
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australia's wide ranging inquiry into institutional child sex abuse has recommended that Catholic priests be allowed to have more sex. Perhaps without the kids this time
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Elon Musk dislikes public transportation because it doesn't start when you want it to start, it doesn't go where you want it to go, and there might be a serial killer standing right next to you
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Mr. Hoffman, you're trying to seduce me"
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Roy Moore now able to spend more time with the kids
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Happens to me all the time. One minute I'm digging in trash bins, the next I lean against a door and stumble upon €300,000
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ On the first day of Christmas my nana bought for me, some g-strings for a Christmas tree ♫
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, the internet was fun while it lasted. Come join us for hate-drinking and the MSNBC Primetime block while we still have the bandwidth to stream it. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Snitches get stitches)
 
 
 
Toastmasters group thriving inside Arizona prison. So, you're telling me there is a more eloquent way of saying 'shank the snitch'?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
All aboard survive after plane crashes in Fond-du-Lac after not being Fond-du-Flight
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon blinks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway who...wow, just...YIKES, these days...calls Omarosa "a very valued member of our team for a very long time," and then utterly fails to explain what it was exactly she DID or name any of her accomplishments
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump literally cuts the red tape in front of two piles of blank printer paper
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Yo, I'm a cop, gimme a discount." "B*tch, you no cop, Imma callin' the real cops." "Fark, didn't think this through, I'm out." "Hold up, b*tch, I'm a real cop, you got the right to remain silent." "Fark me" Submitter may have imagined this dialogue
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Wine glasses are now seven times bigger than in the 1700s." Wine drinkers: "And your point is?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He's not Freddie but....(skip to 0:48) C'mon you need a laugh after what the FCC did
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Prescription for bipolar disorder: Have as much sex as you can handle
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
A cow escapes from a nativity manger twice at a Philadelphia church. A spokescow states that "Stormy" is an atheist and objects to being used against her beliefs
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Netflix user who watched Bee Movie 357 times this year explains she racked up such a record; "It's the only thing that keeps my son calm" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Comcast doesn't even wait for Net Neutrality to die
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Instant "Axis" - All Hitler, all the time." - Can there be too much of a good thing? And by good thing I mean Nazi/World War Two documentaries?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
She's the country singing owner of a non profit who defeated Sarah Palin for the title of Miss Alaska in 1984 and now she is the first Black council member for Smyrna Georgia
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My friend Amy made a new friend, Mary, who is in a different financial situation that us. I can't stand her, and Amy keeps bringing her as a plus one. I am having a Christmas party; how can I ensure that Amy doesn't bring Mary?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ranking the best Star Wars characters of all time. IT'S A TRAP
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Back before the Dark Times, the FCC ruled that AT&T couldn't keep the internet from being born
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
"You want something to eat before your flight?" "No thanks, I'm sure I can get a bite on the plane"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Doug Jones (D) invited by President Trump to visit White House. Admiral Ackbar shakes head
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FFS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inspector Clouseau tries to obtain Trump's Income tax return by entering Trump's SS# and other info in a student loan data retrieval tool and was denied 6 times... What? Should I have not done that?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden takes time out from working on his Trans Am to console Meghan McCain on her father's cancer diagnosis. Please excuse subby, he's got something in his eyes
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(Some Black Woman)
 
 
 
Black women do not exist to save you
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Desperate times lead to futile choice
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That time George Clooney gave 14 of his best friends $1 million each
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Teach Me How to Dougie" brought to you by C-SPAN 2
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hail to the ..Redhawks? You know, that could work
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Moore You Know
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Still alive Artie Lange arrested again, this time for a missed court date
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again when people send you these bricks of fruit called fruitcakes during the holidays, but what exactly are they?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The best thing about the Ball Brothers' new coach are the meat and greets he has after games. That's not a typo
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Forget "The Last Jedi" - let's all remember the time Harrison Ford was forced to spend Christmas with Chewbacca's dysfunctional, sex-crazed family
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandma used to buy me original American Girl dolls every year. I left the dolls at my mom's house when I went to college. I graduated, got my own place, and found mom gave them away. She won't tell me who got them. Should I sue?"
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Among other things, Roy Moore also sucks at riding a horse
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Tue December 12, 2017
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Gamers, my 11yo nephew reads the PC gaming magazines from the library cover-to-cover. (Screen time is for playing the games, not reading, duh.) Which one should I get him for Christmas?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend is a world famous porn star who has sex with other men and women every day but I don't mind. Yeah, that's the ticket"
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Robotic device helps paralyzed patients walk. Shoulder-mounted cannon still in development
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Just in time for Hanukkah: the fidget dreidel. OY
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
On Twitter, Trump decries: "fabricated stories of women who I don't know and/or have never met." This time it's PEOPLE MAGAZINE that commits journalism and publishes photo of Trump and his accuser-taken the same day she says he groped her
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Well, that's a new way of getting fired from a teaching job
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's time to play media fear-mongering MadLibs. Your (common object) contains (number) times more bacteria than a toilet seat
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to study, more motorists die on a full moon, which is no surprise since it's very hard to drive and expose your bare arse at the same time
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As Mueller corners Trump, one thing is becoming clear: he and his subordinates are probably not going to go down quietly
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let it be known, at this time and this place, that "slut-shame" is now part of the Senate vernacular. Bravo everyone. Good work
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
World's second-tallest building opens with a whimper, promises it will be waaaaay better the next time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I Didn't Ask For This Job, April" coming to dollar store bookshelves everywhere in 2018
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Long time farker (sometime totalfarker) wants to share a very long "csb" moment
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Larry King now accused of groping a woman in the past, probably sometime in the Cenozoic period
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's time to vote... for Fark headlines
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump/Moore Supporter: Moore's comments supporting slavery and others condemning LGBT people are "no big deal" because "Slavery is not being voted on in the Senate, and neither is homosexuality"
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Lucifer, Lucifer tries to get his groove back. (FOX 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, with the wonder twins captured, Reed and Caitlyn take the rescue into their own hands. (FOX 9ET)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Netflix mocks 53 of its users for watching the same schlocky Lifetime-esque Christmas movie 18 days in a row
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now that Roger Goodell has had time to look over his new contract, he finds no proof of collusion to blackball Kaepernick
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
BIg GOP donors furious over RNC support for Moore "Some things are more important than a vote in the Senate,.. such as what the party stands for." Now mind you, they were cool with backing Trump, who did similar things, because, hey, The Presidency
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(Space News & Reference)
 
 
 
Geologist responsible for Apollo landing site selection to receive lifetime award for science and ethics. It's about time, considering that he had one of the Enterprise-D shuttlecraft named after him 2 decades ago
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The Goat is ready to lead the Iggles to the promised land
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump denies watching TV after watching TV report on his TV watching
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Now that the Net Neutrality battle has been lost, it's time to find out what will happen to your cloud computing business. TL;DR, you're farked
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Go ahead and buy all those useless kitchen gadgets and fill your counter space
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long time TFer has a weekly radio show playing Italo and Euro disco from the 80's to today. So if you like your synth pop sometimes cheesy and overproduced, feel free to listen. Link goes to station / live feed, DIT
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(Time)
 
 
 
The American Dream of buying a home, working 9 to 5, and having a 401K will not make you rich
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
What the hell is a Porg - and other questions The Last Jedi needs to answer
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Why vote for a man who molests teenage girls when you can vote for a man who spends his spare time watching video of teenage boys?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surely the republicans applauding Al Franken resigning from The Senate, along with their past support for MonicaGate, will support Trump's sexual harassment accusers coming together to demand congress investigate their claims against the president
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More than half of U.S. workers who are offered paid vacation days won't use them all this year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hell is real
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Every farking year. You know this wouldn't happen if they'd just nail Him down
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Eight morning rituals you need to adopt to live a better life
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(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
That time when the US Postal Service teamed up with the Navy to deliver 3,000 letters via a Regulus guided missile launched from a sub. Bonus: Trolling the USSR by sending them one of the commemorative letters
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese cabby does what any quick-thinking hero would do to save a suicidal man, he gets him drunk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Roar of T-Rex heard for first time in millions of years. Surprisingly doesn't sound like someone banging a gong. Marc Bolan unavailable for comment
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
City butts head with couple who say they must be allowed to have their emotional support goats
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Let us clear your mind and put a peace blanket over your hurt, broken ears this week in the Sunday Morning Music Club as we search for the most relaxing albums of all time. Namaste
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Sat December 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: "I do not watch much television." Fake New York Times: "People close to him estimate that Mr. Trump spends at least four hours a day, and sometimes as much as twice that, in front of a television"
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure this isn't the best way to kill bed bugs
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(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
"We don't cure cancer. It's just a farking beer," says man who makes beer, doesn't cure cancer
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
St. Norbert's women's basketball team suspended 10 games for an alcohol-related incident. Apparently it had to do with the players having to spend all their college years in De Pere, Wisconsin
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida eye doctor accused of stealing $136,000,000 from Medicare but claims it was only $64,000. Apparently he and the prosecutors just can't see eye to eye
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Not everyone who bought into Bitcoin early are celebrating, especially the morans who forgot to write down their passwords
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The puck drops early today with the Blues visiting the Dough Joe at 1pm ET. Rest of the games start at normal time. Fark cancer, SUP Pierre
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Subby is going to try to cook a brisket for the first time. Article sounds helpful, but it's a proven fact that all knowledge is contained on Fark. So... help, advice, encouragement, derision, "you should become a vegetarian" comments all welcome
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "US does not listen to other countries on immigration." He could have stopped after the first seven words. Heck, he could have stopped after the first four
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Are they "free doughnuts"?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
More than a decade ago, Portugal decriminalized all drugs. Let's check in and see how things are going there now... oh, wow... that's interesting
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you're Judi Dench you dame well sure can have your own private forest to honor the life of everyone you've ever known who has departed
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The year's best meteor shower is here, and the Geminids will be better than ever
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen who claimed she had undergone 50 surgeries to look like Angelina Jolie admits she faked the whole thing to "amuse" herself
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy was laughing at an old photo of his fiancee at the beach when he realized he was in the background
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Daisy tries to save Gemma from her mistake. Meanwhile, Mack and Coulson make an unsettling discovery about Soylent Green. (ABC 9ET)
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Gas station installs blue lights in bathrooms to deter intravenous drug use, making it even more difficult for men to aim for the toilet
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYONE We made it through another week, now time to strap in for the MSNBC Primetime News block. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's a snowy day in Hell today. Well, not exactly in Hell, but in Hell's suburbs anyway
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump called Obama "sad" for hosting Hanukkah celebration early so he could go on vacation? Well guess what the hypocrite-in-chief just did
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Deputy National Security adviser Dina Powell, seen as one of the Admistration's most influential voices on mid-east affairs, has abruptly decided to leave her job, sometime next year, for some mysterious reason
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends says everyone should revere the president at all times except for the last 8 years
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has a secret list of officer misconduct to know which officers to potentially keep off the stand. The L.A. Times has a copy of this list. Joe Friday's name suspiciously not on the list
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If it's Christmas time, it must be hipster nativity scene time. "Why does Mary have a coffee in her hand?"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover genes linked to homosexuality. Fabulous
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Time picked a Loser of the Year, it would be Trump's idiot sons
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Because it doesn't know the words?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend of 5 months is a hypochondriac and balks at the notion of having kids, saying we should see how our relationship grows. I'm 23; he's 28. He says he wants to be with me for life; I'm thinking of exes. Should I dump him?"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Japan to buy long-range missiles for first time, for some reason
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
20 towns with festive names. Have you lived or ever been to any of them?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Perhaps we have the vision to realize these things might be obsolete by 2020
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Mystery winter clothing found hanging in park with notes saying they are to help people in need
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are secrets shopping malls don't want you to know. Now let's check out that big sale over there
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Artist transforms old wooden escalator into cool sculpture that would even impress M.C. Escher
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Question: "When was the last time America was great?" Roy Moore: "I think it was great at the time when families were united--even though we had slavery--they cared for one another. Our families were strong, our country had a direction"
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Thu December 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Emperor Hirohito's wartime diary bought by Holocaust denier
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Homeowner chases burglar, sprays him with bear mace "I was not dressed. I was in my underwear, I had no shoes on, and my feet ended up getting bloodied just from chasing him down the street"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman has given up on men, only has sex with ghosts now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seth Abramson is back, breaking down the testimony of Trump adviser and paramilitary commander Erik Prince
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Carmine returns to stabilize the underworld and Grundy completes a sentence. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, Ollie and Felicity get married... again but when Quentin is kidnapped it's up to Ollie's flashback wig to save him. (CW 9ET)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes the crap your family posts on Facebook is just too good not to repost. This list contains many deep thoughts and messages for us all. 9 is for Trump.11 is for Farkers. And I think 4 should be renamed "Joe Biden Hall" immediately. (Not safe for work pic in margin)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Judge orders 'Sopranos' strip club Bada Bing to surrender liquor licenses
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(NewBostonPost)
 
 
 
Law Professor to Students : If you ever begin a statement with the words "I feel", before continuing you must cluck like a chicken
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Salvation Army finds $10,000 in kettle. War planners announce new offensive against the Red Cross
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Damn, going to be one long winter
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
If it's Thursday it's time for Champions' League red-headed step-brother Europa League. Early action at 1:00 PM EST, Apollon and Everton, Copenhagen hosts Sheriff, Atalanta and Lyon. Big match: Arsenal hosts BATE, 3:00 PM EST on FS1
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
America, it's time to have an honest talk. The pee tape is probably real. Prepare your family accordingly. Keep cash, updated account balances, and important information physically on hand to last a few days for when the internet melts
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns crunch the numbers and fire GM Sashi Brown. Surely, this will turn things around
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"What size turkey should you buy for Christmas dinner?" Trick question: None. Turkey is disgusting; the correct answer is ham
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Franken resign? Will he burn all the corrupt f*ckers on his way out? Will he stand his ground and wait until the ethics probe is finished? THIS is your Senator Franken press announcement thread (start time 11:45 am)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration asks Israel to temper any official excitement because the administration doesn't know the full impact of their Jerusalem decision. This is usually something you work out before making a decision, but here we are
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift doesn't deserve to be on the Time Person of the Year cover because she doesn't spend most of her day shiat talking Trump on the Politics tab
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
'The horn came close but luckily didn't perforate my anus' - What the running of the bulls can teach you about health care
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
As the California wildfires consumed houses, five friends grabbed garden hoses and went to work
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nun walks in on priest sexually abusing 8-year-old girl, so she A) calls the police to report him, B) notifies church officials, or C) calls the girl a whore and breaks her arm
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Monster black hole is 800 million times more massive than the Sun, still got nothing on yo mamma
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
A woman who thought she was terminally attempts suicide and fails. She finds out while recovering in the hospital that she wasn't terminally ill. Sometimes fate can be kind
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's time for Clarence Thomas to resign, according to pinko, commie writer for The National Review
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed ex-girlfriend with gun he was barred from possessing won't be charged with any crimes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy and Bibi are trying to kick off armageddon, the Tax Fraud bill is stalled out, the Silence Breakers are the people of the year and WHAT THE %^&$ DO YOU MEAN IT'S ONLY WED?? MSNBC primetime livethread, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(NH1)
 
 
 
What happened? Ponies? In my politics tab It's more likely than you think
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Researchers say calling someone a 'snowflake' is bad for the snowflake's mental health. SNOWFLAKE
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump starts slurring words during statement, rushes away from podium. Mini-stroke or holding in a shart? (with video)
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(CBR)
 
 
 
The world is an awful cesspool so let's discuss how cool these new Lego Batman minifigures are instead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Female Democratic Senators are urging Sen. Al Franken to step down amid multiple sexual harassment allegations. Meanwhile Republicans are playing that new Milton Bradley game "Defend and Deny"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Billy Donovan praises selfless play of Carmelo Anthony. Wait, what? Have we shifted into a parallel universe? Hey, is that a flying car? Cool
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
As of today, Steam will no longer accept bits of string as payment for games. Lint is still negotiable
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
The real reason the MN Vikings are suddenly winning? A psychic gave the coach a magic crystal ball that channels the spirit of Prince
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stolen baby returned. After 40 years. Which would technically make her a stolen middle aged woman
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Mmm, 🍩
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
UPS says it's a little late digesting Cyber Monday, promises to lube up the system so Brown can deliver for you
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If you're thinking of leaving your girlfriend, you can choose a more opportune time than the day you win the lottery
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Clinton Portis and his Washington Redskins teammates used to do shots of Hennessy before games with Santana Moss and the late Sean Taylor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Service dog in audience at performance of Cats: The stage cat was asking for it, she was making cat faces at me
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Adopt a dog for Christmas - remember it's a gift for their lifetime. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was married for three months when my husband died. His family never liked me; more so when they learned I was his sole beneficiary. His sister wants our wedding rings--they were his grandparents' rings. Do I have to give them back?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Time magazine's Person(s) Of The Year are The Silence Breakers, the women who started the Me Too movement. Just in time to watch Alabama elect a man who multiple women have accused of sexual assault
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
L'Elvis français a departé le bâtiment
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Thorough investigation by the British Hindsight Department reveals Manchester terror attack could have been stopped
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Homeless man offers to "watch' your car as you park near downtown Tampa restaurant at night. You ignore him. Q - What word does homeless man scratch on the hood of your automobile?
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese urban planners switch to plan B with ten lane thoroughfare after stubborn apartment block owner halts progress by refusing to sell
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists, who've apparently never watched horror movies, plan to release genetically modified rats in Britian to help control rodents. Genetically modified cats, dogs, gorillas still in beta-testing
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is turning into a real life Grand Theft Auto
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Tesco Vee is up to his old tricks, again. This time in West Virginia
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Republicans are out of touch with Blue America, and they may be out of time but neither can get the other out of their minds oh whoa oh
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
University feared that fired Sandy Hook shooting truther professor would kill himself. Subby is scared that he won't
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Look, if your best defense of a play hinges on getting an astrophysicist to come up with some kind of space-time warping explanation, maybe it was just a bad play
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Texas cheerleader takes mime game to another level
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Huckster: THE INVESTIGATION IS ALMOST OVER, IGNORE IT
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(NY1)
 
 
 
NYC's first green public school is generating four times as much garbage as it should
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
"The big difference in Watergate and now is that the heroes of Watergate were by and large Republicans who had the courage to say this is not about ideology, this is about illegality"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Quick, Roy, what's the 9th, sometimes 8th Commandment?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That time Jeff Sessions argued at an impeachment hearing that presidents could obstruct justice
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
There are fair fights, there are unfair fights, and then there's pitting an A-4 Skyhawk against an F-22
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The Overwatch video game league may become the new NFL as long as it doesn't take an arrow to the knee (with audience photo of kids and their boomsticks)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FEMA to employees: Sooo, that hurricane season, kinda brutal huh? Yeah, so about that overtime you earned dealing with those disasters? We're just gonna take that back 'cause we're out of money, oh and you have to work the rest of the year for free
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Good times ahead for Dollar General because "The economy is continuing to create more of our core customer"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The human brain can 'see' what is around the corner, but you still can't find your damn keys when half the time they're right in front of you
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Roy Moore spox congratulates CNN host on her pregnancy while reminding her that Doug Jones would likely rip the fetus right out of her womb and eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's actor removed from a show due to sexual assault allegations is...Danny Masterson of 'The Ranch'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump walks out of BBC interview when questioned about ties with Russian mob. Later says he doesn't remember walking out of interview. The internet remembers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Internet completely baffled by mysterious vision of God's massive hands in the sky that is totally not a reflection of the dude taking the picture
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
29 iconic American companies that are no longer owned by Americans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While Trump supporters can barely get it up, his opposition is ROCK HARD
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The compelling case for repenting, quitting your job, and slacking off
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Replay the down. 2nd Silverdome blast works
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Metal detectoring can be a lucrative hobby, particularly if you live in a place with a history going back to Roman times
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you a night person or a morning person?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are cruise ship secrets that you probably did not know. Also, is it worth going on one since Subby wants to take one?
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays: Toy horse that needs no batteries or other power source. It moves on wheels - powered by your child bouncing and wiggling on it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My spouse and I are devout agnostics and want to raise our child with our beliefs. However, grandma won't stop proselytizing to our son about Christianity; every gift is Christian-themed. The holidays are here; how can we stop her?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out new messenger app that will allow parents more control over choosing their child's Russian pen pal
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational electromagnetic railgun prototype that has cost taxpayers $500 million so far...for the last time because the project will be cancelled
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Art Buchwald wrote a guide for beleaguered Trump supporters back in 1973
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
One year after plane crash killed nearly their entire team, Chapecoense qualifies for Copa Libertadores after scoring stoppage-time goal in final game on what has to be the dustiest pitch subby has ever seen used for a football game
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time on the bus when you took off your shoes and socks and the smell was so bad you got arrested? That was great
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Y'all know what time it is. Grab your popcorn and beer and pizza and get ready to cheer for Roman Reigns. This is your discussion thread for ʬ Monday Night Raw, which begins at 8pm ET on USA Network
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
US Senate candidate Roy Moore appears at Birmingham black church. Oh my Lord, righteous hilarity ensued. "What pastor allows an accused sex offender to address their congregation. It's time to find another church"
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(UK Defence Journal)
 
 
 
And now the RAF is on high alert over suspicious cargo flights out of the Arctic. Merry Christmas
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Yes, the Senate GOP tax bill would cause 'thousands' to die"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's National Cookie Day, which we assume is relevant to you, but you can change your settings at any time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's time. It's time. It's time. (It's time for what?) To ask Republicans whether they'll defend Mueller should Trump try to fire him. Also, revolution
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(NY1)
 
 
 
New York City is on pace to have less than 300 murders in 2017 for the first time since the 1950s
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(Time)
 
 
 
Time releases shortlist for Person of the Year. Trump is on it. So are Colin Kaepernick and Robert Mueller
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Once in a generation someone sings an outstanding version of a Frank Sinatra song. This is not that time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
100 reasons you're actually not working here anymore
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The evolution of data leaks: It's easier to fool people than technology
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
World equity market value fast approaching $100tril. Last time it crashed (in '08) the value was $60tril. Mortimer and Randolph Duke last seen trying to corner the market on clean underwear
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Sun December 03, 2017
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Do you sneeze out your mouth or your nose? Was told to always sneeze through the mouth but lately have been doing mouth closed. Thinking is, something in my nose is irritating me, lets ensure it GTFO. Kleenex handy at all times, of course
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland is apparently sicker than we thought
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Negan has to deal with his own internal personnel issues in Sanctuary, though he lacks the HR experience exhibited by the Council of Ricks, though it appears we'll only see Eugene and Gabriel represent in this episode. The Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Royal College of Physicians and Surgeons of Glasgow elects its first female leader in its 418 year history, steadfastly draws the line at updating its waiting room subscriptions
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(THV 11)
 
 
 
Jacksonville residents concerned over lack of streetlights, possible UFOs
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Police find bag of meth in parking lot; post that owner can come claim the lost property, and, in the spirit of Christmas, they'll provide free lodging and meals for a period TBD
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times confirms that the NRA has been working with the Russians. Guess that explains why some of their major supporters also seem to love the shiat out of Putin
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you do a YouTube dare called the Fire Challenge where you're supposed to set yourself on fire, don't act all surprised when you end up in the hospital
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Did anyone who read 'A Brief History of Time' without a degree in astrophysics actually understand it? Come ponder the nature of the universe as you take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, Sept 19-25 Saltwater Taffy Edition
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The best AR game ever will be relaunched in 2018. No, not that one... or that one. Oh, no, wait...yeah, it's that second one you said
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boy born without arms or legs walks for first time, no longer answers to "Matt" (w/video)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Back in my day kids read Tiger Beat magazine, played Simon, and watched TVs that were mounted in wooden boxes
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
The Salvation Army suffers a big loss during the war on Christmas. The horror, the horror
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter meltdown time
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Men's careers are ending, or in serious jeopardy, because of heightened awareness of sexual misconduct. Brock Turner's attorney decides now would be the perfect time to appeal Turner's ridiculously light sentence because reasons
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Reince Priebus (Trump's first Chief of Staff and former head of the Republican National Committee), denied TWICE that Mike Flynn talked to Kislyak? Pepperidge Farm (and Mueller) remembers
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Frustration can make nightmares worse. So the saying goes: you shouldn't go to sleep angry
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Ever wonder if it's possible to actually steal a TV set from a hotel? Meet the all-time champ
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
TV station follows up on neighbors' complaints, discovers local prisoner work crew unsupervised, hanging out in parks, smoking stuff, not working
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man, the notorious career criminal who has spent 20 of his 59 years in prison, gets arrested for the second time in as many days
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Like to do circles in your jet-ski? It takes a bit more skill to do it in a 1000-foot-long freighter. With time-lapse video
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the end, it may be Twitter that ends the Trump presidency
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
We all joke that everything is bigger in Texas, but sometimes Texans take that a bit too literally... as in, does anyone really need a 900-foot tall Ferris Wheel?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fed-up commuter decides he doesn't want to be stuck in traffic anymore, thinks up genius idea to paint his own road signs ...except he didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(Fark)
 
 
 
After many years away from PC gaming, I've now built a true gaming rig and am ready to get back in. What should I play?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New York City Council orders halt to construction of the Ed Jones Tower
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just to save you some time searching, Matt Lauer has now deleted his Facebook, Twitter and Instagram accounts
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(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
You know times are tough when burglars have to find creative ways to break in to houses
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(Metro)
 
 
 
McDonald's, where billions are served. Well, except you, because you are wearing a Hijab
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bryan Singer has stopped showing up to work for some reason
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, it's that time of year: The weather turns cold, the holidays are on us, and a hunter is shot by his dog
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Voyager 1 fires up its trajectory thrusters for the first time since 1980 and they work just fine. Meanwhile, your car starts up funny any time you let it sit for two days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't even know how to write a good "this might come as a shock" headline anymore that hasn't already been covered so I'll just get to the point: Trump is pretty much only appointing white men to lifetime judicial positions
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Fri December 01, 2017
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Man cooks his own breakfast after Waffle House rolls our their new self-service business model
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
If you've been putting anti-vaccination propaganda in Babies-R-Us products, the rest of us would really like you to stop
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In a lifetime of boneheaded moves, Trump is about to make his most moronic decision: To declare Jerusalem the capital of Israel. This would be a historic mistake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So apparently Tillerson pointing out that Trump is, in fact, a moron did not go over well with Kelly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republicans urge good Christians to oppose Roy Moore. That's the joke
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The origins of 25 fast food chains, since you can never not have a history lesson on anything
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Pope finally says the word 'Rohingya'. Now all he has to say is the word 'Farker' and the world will be at peace
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New report says 70% of American adults shopped over the Thanksgiving weekend. Not to buy any presents, but just to get some time away from the relatives
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Group looking for perfect Christmas tree in woods finds partially naked kidnap victim. Good luck getting that person to stay in the tree stand all season long now
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This just in: Donald Trump doesn't understand the Bible
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
You may very soon be able to hunt frogs with a spear all year round in Michigan. Kermit looking into Kevlar
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The Feds want Martin Shkreli's $2 million Wu-Tang Clan album
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sell Mortimer. SELLLL
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will he Senate pass the great "F*ck the Poors" Act of 2017? Will hey spend the entire time biatching about "obstructionist Dems"? Will Corker, Collins, and Flake grow a spine and resist? THIS is your Senate Tax Scam vote thread (11am scheduled start)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is the one thing you need to eat in every state. Come for the reindeer dog, stay for the possum pie
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Like watching a movie more than once? New Neflix stats reveals one user has streamed the same movie 352 times this year
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(The Root)
 
 
 
I would put up every song on Off the Wall against every song on Thriller in a Pepsi challenge sort of contest to see which songs were better, and Off the Wall would win every single time
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
If you're having trouble thinking of a tasteless yet timely Christmas gift to give your employees, the Kushners are here to help
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brace yourself, religious fundamentalists: proof of Jesus showing his brother "the forbidden Greek teachings". But I'm sure it was only an experimental phase
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Get your clutching pearls out of the secret vault: "Geraldo Rivera's 1991 memoir is a f*ck fest-filled bible of workplace harassment"
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
We've seen the far side of our galaxy for the first time
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(Some Grammar Girl)
 
 
 
When did it become okay to end a sentence with a preposition? Or, another possible title: You're old
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(Some Baba Yaga)
 
 
 
For that most difficult somebody on your Christmas gift list there's always John Wick's Russian Mafia Blood Oath Medallion Set
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
It turns out some tattoos still look pretty damn good 40 years after the original inkings when they're old enough to join AARP, collect social security, and yell at clouds
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(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
In sporting news, the Trump-connected Russian soccer team now has a full side, full bench and one alternate. Just in time for Russia 2020
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here's Alex Jones "impersonating" a liberal lesbian brain-eating dominatrix
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember the Navy pilot that drew a penis, that's right a PENIS, in the sky with his jet? Well here's the Christmas ornament we've all been waiting for. Penis. SKY PENIS. CHRISTMAS NAVY SKY PENIS
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anyone remember when Republicans got triggered and hysterically accused Obama of hurting the "special relationship" between US and UK due to him removing a Churchill bust from the Oval Office? Oh how times have changed
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
How to do away with Beijing's never-ending terrible smog problem? Have 15 million people with handheld fans blow it away. BRILLIANT
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
And the winner of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Muhammad Ali Legacy Award goes to...Colin Kaepernick
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Applebee's betting on $1 Long Island Ice Teas all December long to help shareholders, drunkards forget rough 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP shouldn't insert triggers in the tax bill that undo the tax cuts if the magical thinking they're based on fails to create growth, like every OTHER time it's been tried, because that's just pessimism, and who needs that kind of negativity?
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Amazon HQ2 is not coming to Colorado but something far better is
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Every time the President of the United States of America has said the word "pussy," that we know of
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is losing his mind, rumor has it Flynn has rolled, and North Korea has ICBMs pointed at the U.S. So now's a perfect time to destroy legal weed. You can thank the perjury elf out front
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Get ready for the holidays by watching this time-lapse video of Disneyland transforming itself for the festive season
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Chow down while you read about the food capitals from every state
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Actual NY Times editorial: "Is North Korea's Nuclear Test a Sign of Hope?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I deprive my kid of screen time with tablets and am totally not a sanctimonious, self-righteous prick about it. Read this article to see how that's totally true"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News story focuses on another time Trump used the word "pussy," completely missing the point that it's not the use of the word in the Access Hollywood tape that's so outrageous, it's the fact HE BRAGGED ABOUT COMMITTING SEXUAL ASSAULT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My neighbor's 16-year-old daughter ran over my beloved cat. She was driving irresponsibly and texting; she was horrified. I'm angered and can't talk to her, but her parents insist I help her through her grief. What should I do?"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Jim Beam is selling a smart decanter that pours whiskey on command. Shut up and take my money
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pipe organ for idiocy calls New York Times pipe organ for the Democratic party
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An analysis of all the times Trump has watched Fox News as President. Spoiler alert: He watches it a lot. We got him *balloons fall down*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GLORIOUS Red Party Tax plan would lead to grad students being taxed on free tuition as if it was income, giving them an income tax head start of $40,000 or $50,000 a year on a lifetime of unbearable debt even if living in mom's attic, eating garbage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So that's why he was freaking out today
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New report claims 800 million workers will be replaced by machines by 2030, freeing up their hours to spend more time on Fark
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was Heisenberg, but it was probably Heisenberg
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Flynn's testimony delayed to give more time to flip, which probably explains why Trumpy went ballistic on twitter this morning, resulting in Hucky-Boo-Boo tealing us that reality is a liberal conspiracy. MSNBC PrimeTime thread, fun starts @ 8pm EST
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs on the roaring Dow: Sell Mortimer, SELL
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(Vice)
 
 
 
From the "Just because you can doesn't mean you should" Dept: DMX releases cover of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The local sherrif's office has too much time on their hands
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(PBS)
 
 
 
TnemirepxE mutnauQ ni emiT fo worrA esreveR stsitneicS
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Now that I think about, nobody ever sees Carson Wentz and Prince Harry in the same room
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When you're James O'Keefe, a reporter talking about how journalism works sounds like the scandal of the century
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chipotle founder steps down as CEO and then takes another step, and another, and then runs for the bathroom to spend more time with his E. coli
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what people ate on the Titanic? Here is the menu for all the classes of people that were on the doomed ship
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
50 states. 50 iconic adventures
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 20 things you should never do at an office party. The last one probably takes the fun out of one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Check out this horny dog just in time for Woofday, Wetnose, Wednesday
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Stores are selling $1,000 upside down Christmas trees. You'll need to burn your tree to heat your house this winter
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 5 year-old daughter means everything to me. She thinks she is a great singer and sings at the top of her lungs, which annoys me; even dogs howl. She's terrible. My husband says we should encourage; I want her to stop. What do?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The reason why Trump doesn't like Doug Jones is because Doug Jones has locked up creeps like Roy Moore and Donald Trump
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(The Hill)