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65 headlines found matching 'Ticket'
Tue January 23, 2018
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Battle Royal between Allosaurus, Utahraptor for state fossil title called off due to competing paleontologists, poor advance ticket sales
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Mon January 22, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
UK man pulled over for speeding while listening to Andrew W.K. song. Andrew W.K. offers to pay speeding ticket because of "the sonic party power that caused you to speed"
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Thu January 18, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Traffic wardens overlooked $19,000 of parking tickets for two years of free pizza. So, pro-tip?
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Wed January 17, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Speed camera placed at strategic work zone on the Capital Beltway produces almost 75,000 tickets and $3 million of safety during the last six months of 2017
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Tue January 16, 2018
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Counterfeit money used to buy winning lottery ticket. Bonus: Not Florida
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Some airline passengers will go to great lengths to avoid excess baggage fees, but wearing ALL of your clothes will get you barred from most flights
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Mon January 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to save for retirement the easy way does not involve lottery tickets
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
"Due to network congestion and manual processing, we have closed ticket payments using Cryptocurrencies" - The North American Bitcoin Conference
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Mon January 08, 2018
(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
If the 2018 Death Pool is a big pot suspended over burning sticks, this may be worrisome
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Sun January 07, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Winning $570 million Powerball ticket sold in Merrimack, New Hampshire. Officials will monitor the situation to see if the ticket is valid
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Fri January 05, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Here's what you need to know if you win the Powerball and Mega Millions and their combined $1 billion prize
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turkey's state religious affairs body says girls should be able to get married as young as age nine. In other news, Roy Moore spotted buying tickets to Istanbul
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Wed January 03, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
100-year-old Spurs' fan given a ticket to see the team play on her birthday, possibly meet some of the eligible team members in her dating age group
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Tue January 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Free hot dog on the bumper of a pickup truck keeps a man in Texas from receiving a traffic ticket, brings back memories of Cheech & Chong's 'Up In Smoke'
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 20 fastest speeding tickets in Texas in 2017
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Sat December 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
South Carolina lottery is kinda, sorta, possibly thinking about maybe warming up to the idea they need to pay out their winning tickets
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Fri December 29, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Mother of five and her "best friend" agree to split winning lottery ticket. Days later, mother of five sees "best friend" in press with $300,000 lotto check. Mother of five needs new best friend
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Airlines: "We drag passengers off our planes." Alaska Air: "Hold my beer and mukluks"
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Thu December 28, 2017
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
AMC may charge different prices for different seats in the same theater
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The leader of the Salvation Army takes concert tickets that were supposed to be given to the homeless and gives them to his own family and then defends the action saying they need shelter, not entertainment. Now pass me the donated gravy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lottery "instant winners" become instant losers after the game erroneously prints too many winning tickets
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Wed December 27, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You know what sounds like a fun time? Spending $100 for a ticket to visit Disneyland on one their busiest days of the year, and while waiting an hour in line for a ride suddenly being told the ride is closed due to a power outage
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Tue December 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Los Angeles opens a selfie museum which costs $25 to enter. Comes with a "sucker" t-shirt
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Thu December 21, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Rolling Christmas monstrosity nets $230 fine, Fark fame
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Colombia Reports)
 
 
 
Apparently, if you go to Colombia and break several majors laws for five years, they just give you a plane ticket home
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Sun December 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump Transition team: We really really want those emails back, we'll totes return them once we delete all the stuff that you don't care about anyway. Yeah, that's the ticket. Just like what I told my wife Morgan Fairchild, whom I've slept with
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Forget micro pigs, they are so 2010. Micro cow, now that's the ticket
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Tickets for Broncos, Colts game in Indianapolis selling for as low as $5
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: a couple boards your Flight with a pair of fussy babies. Good: they considerately pass out noise cancelling headphones to the other passengers. Holy Shiat: it's George and Amal Clooney
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
David Byrne announces most ambitious tour since Stop Making Sense. And you may ask yourself, "How do I buy tickets?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When the Saints go kneeling down, season-ticket holder goes marching out
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend is a world famous porn star who has sex with other men and women every day but I don't mind. Yeah, that's the ticket"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Former Hindu-turned Christian 'prophet' says he visited Heaven last year and knew Trump would be elected because "The people of Heaven decided he would." In other news, tickets to Hell increasing in popularity
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Long time farker (sometime totalfarker) wants to share a very long "csb" moment
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jack Morris and Alan Trammell finally get their tickets punched to Cooperstown
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Sun December 10, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh can punch their tickets to the postseason with a victory over the Ravens but without JuJu Smith-Schuster and Ryan Shazier will the Ravens simply knock the Steelers out? It's your SNF thread on NBC at 8:30pm ET
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Fri December 08, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trumps scraps Obama-era proposal requiring airlines and ticket agencies to disclose baggage fees because of course he did
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
A professional wrestling show inside a public library is the hottest ticket in Milwaukee
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Tue December 05, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mike Pence almost staged a coup after the Access Hollywood tape surfaced. Reince Priebus offered a Pence/Rice replacement ticket. God has a terrible sense of humor
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
In an attempt to increase student participation at games, university adopts "Candy May", a female mannequin to draw more students to games. No word on if they will also get their failing men's football or basketball teams to actually win more games
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Audiences flocking to see Pixar's hit about Mexican boy celebrating the Day Of The Dead don't care for Disney's White Swede discovering Christmas
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In one week, Morrissey manages to defend a pedophile and a rapist, victim-shame, all while setting himself up for a Secret Service interview and a ticket to the Kathy Griffin Club
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Actresses in Russia say they'll do what they have to do to get work including have sex with the boss. Harvey Weinstein just bought tickets to Moscow
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Mon November 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Driving while using your phone. New hotness: Getting busted while driving with your phone and tablet tied to the steering wheel with string
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Sun November 19, 2017
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Portland woman who bought lottery ticket during San Francisco vacation forced to make 2nd trip to glamorous Sacramento after realizing she won $500,000
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Sat November 11, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Just two races to go in the Nascar Xfinity Series. The JRM teams are without their regular pit crews. The Ticket Galaxy 200 at Phoenix Raceway today at 3:30pm EST on NBC
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Can fans sue an NFL team? Indianapolis Colts now susceptible to a fraud lawsuit alleging that they knowingly disseminated false information that Andrew Luck would play in 2017 in order to sell ticket packages
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ever try to buy tickets to your favorite show and find it is sold out within 3 minutes? Thank StubHub since they keep the door wide open for scalpers. Come in boys time is money
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Wed November 08, 2017
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Movie theaters that want to show 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' have to give Disney 65 percent of the ticket sales and hold the screens for a month, which completely screws theaters that only have several screens
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Motorist honks impatiently at car stopped in front of him at green light, which turns out to be an unmarked police car, which proceeds to pull him over. Back and forth profanity-laced hilarity ensues (w/audio & video)
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Would you mind being charged a higher ticket price for hit films and getting charged less for flops? It might be the way the movie theater biz is going
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Tue October 24, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
In yet another blow to the retirement planning efforts of lower and middle class Americans, the cost of a Mega Millions lottery ticket is about to double
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Mon October 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban: I may run on the Republican Ticket in 2020. I could be the next Donald Trump, minus the hairpiece, war-mongering and ego
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Thank you, officers, for keeping this kind of crime off our streets
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Microbrewery offers to exchange tickets to Alt-Right Richard Spencer's speech in Gainesville for free beer, so of course they've received death threats
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A 6-year-old Kansas boy who loves cops decided to hand out doughnuts and lemonade to his local officers. While the police appreciated his gesture they let him know it's not going to help with any speeding tickets in 10 years or so
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Fri October 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You've got a parking problem when unpaid tickets drive you to bankruptcy
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cubs reliever Carl Edwards Jr: "We'll see you guys in LA." Dodgers: "We'll buy you your 19.29 ERA and your fast-food sounding name a ticket. Come on out"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Iowa man wins lottery prize of $25,000 per year, for life. He is 92 years old
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
"Musk claimed in a follow-up Instagram the cost per seat [for his passenger rockets] 'should be about the same as full fare economy in an aircraft.' Early calculations from experts suggest this is almost definitely bullshiat"
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
White rabbit spotted travelling around London using the Tube and buses, I guess he lost his Jefferson Airplane (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Look, I don't care how you snuck into the concert, everyone has to pay for a ticket. That includes you, mister newborn baby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do you want two tickets to the Eddie Money reality show? Well, it's happening anyway
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Wed September 27, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Auburn University now offering full refunds for basketball season ticket holders. No such luck on BA degrees, however
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