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183 headlines found matching 'Thought'
Wed October 18, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We've replaced First Lady Melania with a duplicate. Let's see if anybody notices
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corker on Trump comments: "My thoughts were well thought out. Look, I didn't just blurt them out." Unlike whatever the farking moron in the Oval Office just pulled out of his ass, he implied
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Who hasn't thought, "Gee, this shower feels great, but I sure wish I had a glass of wine right now"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like the Russians have kicked off their "Roy Moore For Senate" campaign. I thought theirs was called a Duma?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I thought my captors (the Taliban) were kidding when they said Trump was president"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Andy Reid: 'I do what my gut tells me to do.' Sausages, cheese, murder
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What the Founders really meant by the Second Amendment. You'll be shocked, SHOCKED, by what they thought.... Well, okay, not that shocked
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy on Iran already having an impact, as Iranian hardliners use his hostility and duplicity to weaken moderates who thought engaging with the West was a good idea
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Sat October 14, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Excuse me. I thought this was America
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
The laziest way to play the Nintendo Switch is also the best way
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jeremy, Britain's beloved sinestral snail, has passed. At times like this our thoughts turn to Escargots à la Bourguignonne
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Criminals: Gotta catch 'em all. This guy made it easy for cops by wearing a backpack with a giant Pokéball on it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet Diploscapter pachys, a tiny worm who hasn't had sex in 18 million years. And you thought you were in a dry patch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A collection of poorly thought out movie posters. Yes, the Yogi Bear movie is included
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Wed October 11, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: 976 sq-ft cottage sells for $1,100,000. Fark: Buyer gets no interior viewing, must make extensive repairs before close of escrow, and seller gets 7 years to live there rent free
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Just when you thought St. Louis might have a fighting chance at the new Amazon HQ, they go and bring in Joe Buck
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
According to science and our last election cycle, we're more neandertal than previously thought
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Tue October 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The definitive list of songs that should be permanently retired and never listened to or played for any reason ever again. Yes, that one's on there. That one, too. Oh yeah, you'd better believe that one made the list
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Got a uterus? That's a visit to HR
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Mon October 09, 2017
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
If you thought the best parts of Prometheus and Alien:Covenant were the creepy homicidal AI and his interactions with the dumbest people to ever live, congrats, you're in luck, Ridley Scott wants to keep going with that
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC is shocked, SHOCKED that Trump's tax plan doesn't add up. I mean, who would have thought a guy whose every business venture has ended in bankruptcy would have problems with financial planning?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
It's polite to say thank you for some things: a thoughtful card, some help with moving, being captured as a POW in World War II
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Who's going to lead the Republican moderates now that the far-right has taken over the party? In related news: Wandering Republican moderates thought to be extinct have been spotted in America's northeast
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Fri October 06, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Trump will be visiting Hamburg, Pennsylvania Wednesday, according to White House briefing. Although, it's more than likely he just thought they made the very best hamburgers there and he wants one for lunch
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
How to build a self conscious machine. Do you want Skynet? Because that's how you get Skynet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keeping it about you: How to successfully narcissist disasters
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you thought taking the bus would stop you from police brutality during a traffic stop, think again
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Wed October 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal judge who found Sheriff Joe Arpaio guilty of contempt of court: "On second thought, he's not guilty"
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Good news everyone Futurama is coming to Syfy.....well the reruns are. Sorry if anyone thought something else
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Then the Trump thought of something he hadn't before / "Maybe assistance," he thought, "doesn't come from a store / Maybe assistance, perhaps, means a little bit more" / But then he thought, "Naaah, talk about me a bit more"
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, here's a list of all members of Congress who took money from the NRA and yet Tweeted out their 'thoughts and prayers' to Las Vegas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have been dealing with strong feelings of attraction for another woman; the problem is, she's dating my twin sister. I never thought I was a lesbian; the feelings are stronger than feelings that I have had for men. What do I do?"
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman claims her dog found intact human penis and testicles on beach - although 'intact' might be a stretch
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republican Senators who voted against assault weapons ban in 2013 are tweeting their thoughts and prayers in wake of Las Vegas shooting
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So who thought the Chargers moving to Los Angeles was a good idea?
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Will America's president turn out to be an unwitting tool of a foreign power? WIll Morty die? Tune in at 11:30pm ET for the The Rickchurian Mortydate season finale
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Auction featuring Einstein letters detailing his thoughts on theories in physics should bring relatively high prices
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Sat September 30, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Someone actually thought it was newsworthy to sample and rate the best gas station coffee in every state... and someone else thought it was worth paying that person to write the story. Truly, journalism at its finest
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Fri September 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Story of special interest to Farkers on the left. Thoughtful, rational discussion of ethics and policy to the right
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband won't believe our daughter is allergic to dogs; he wants a dog and lets her play with dogs. She sneezes, gets red eyes, and breaks into hives. Our extended family has dogs. How can I get my husband to see it's hurting her?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Wait. You're telling me people thought "Liam" was a legitimate first name and not a shortened version of "William?" And people didn't realize Liam Gallagher's given name is William? For Pete's sake
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's best friend, a spousal abuser, beat his estranged wife bad enough she's in the hospital. My husband says he needs our support; I say we need to cut ties. We're arguing over it; it's hurting our marriage. What do I do?"
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Mon September 25, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans mayoral candidate faces charge of exposing himself in Santa Monica in the backseat of an Uber car. Says he thought he was doing the proper thing after the Uber driver said he was being paid in magic beads
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
And you thought Goldman Sachs employees just helped out political lefties of the world. Here, meet one of their former economists who just led Germany's far right party to victory
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(BBC)
 
 
 
That dude is so getting laid later
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan wrote an editorial in the Daily Mail about players kneeling during the national anthem and Trump's response that is nuanced, informed, and thoughtful. No snark, it's worth the read
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Sun September 24, 2017
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
No. Just no
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, the end times are here. But have you really thought about how to survive anything that isn't a zombie apocalypse? The NYT has
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Fri September 22, 2017
(DPoisn)
 
 
 
The iPhone version of the Quote of the Day app is done. More DIT
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bloggers: We'll give you some great online exposure in exchange for a free meal at your Michelin-starred restaurant. Chef: Your blog sucks
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams pretended to be Liam Gallagher so he could have sex in a hotel. Take that, Liam
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Rogue gay pornstar turned spy that posed as a Jihadist' somehow gets off. And you thought you had problems
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
South Dakota lawmaker on protesters in the streets, "All Lives Splatter". Bonus: Stupid post on Facebook got her fired from her full-time job
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Tue September 19, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
I think she handled it fine. What are your thoughts?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chris, Rachel, and Larry should have plenty of thoughts on the Rocket Man speech. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. (Starting at 8PM EDT)
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Despite March 2019 already being set as the date for Brexit, Britain's exit bill is curiously and repeatedly unspecific about the exit date. It's almost as if they might be having second thoughts
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Mon September 18, 2017
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
And now for a thoughtful, measured, and completely rational take on the Equifax hack: "Everyone Who Works at Equifax Should Be Put to Death Tomorrow at Sunrise"
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
"I never envisioned that I would be fighting in 2017 essentially the same battle that I thought I won in 1971"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
A well-written, thought-provoking essay about internet nihilism and modernist entitlement on Cracked? That's it, humanity is doomed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British terror level lowered to, "I say, old chap"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Britain will have to spend nearly a billion pounds on new customs officers and border stations. Wow, who would have thought this Brexit thing would cost money?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Everything you thought you knew about Devo's hit song "Whip It" is wrong
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Sat September 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you thought that no way President Trump would make good on his pledge to donate to Harvey relief you'd be wrong
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will horrorwood movies save Hollywood? Oh please if there is a penny for your thoughts
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Wed September 13, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
What's a more difficult job, making Blizzards at Dairy Queen, or playing running back for the Pittsburgh Steelers?
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
After trying here first I asked a fantasy football question over at reddit. It confirmed how great Fark.com really is. I still don't have an answer though
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan National Guard soldier cancels her wedding because she's being deployed to help with Irma relief
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trying to get excited about Blade Runner 2049 but hated the original? You're not alone
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Mon September 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Either the Colts are worse than we thought or the Rams traded places with the Monstars yesterday
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Fox & Friends on 9/11: Will liberals eventually try to remove Flight 93 memorials?
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Sun September 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Acclaimed New Wave director Agnes Varde, 89, to receive honorary Oscar this year, thanks to being a woman whose movies are too thoughtful to be popular yet too obscure to be the usual Oscar bait
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma? Great time to try and get tax cuts for the rich
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What this hurricane situation really calls for is semi-nude women sending thoughts and prayers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headline: "Your cellphone porn habit isn't as secret as you thought." Wait...why did this show up under "Recommended for you"?
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Wed September 06, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What sort of world do we live in when a 7-month pregnant woman can be denied entrance to a steakhouse because her crop top violates the dress code? EXCUSE ME, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Where do your short story ideas come from? Do they come to you all at once, or do you start writing and see where you end up? Does your muse require bribery, or does it ambush you when you least expect it? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I decided to adopt a dog. I had cats all my life and thought I could be a dog person and my kids would love it. Well, none of us like the dog; it's negatively impacted us. Can I give it away or do I have a responsibility to keep it?"
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought turkey subs could fly
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nothing says "that's my suitcase" like a giant version of your face on it
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Thu August 31, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
What were they smoking when they thought about legalizing shrooms? Oh yeah
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Mon August 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Overcome by the Christian spirit, celebrity pastor Joel Osteen opens his megachurch to the victims of Hurricane Harvey. Just kidding, church's closed of course. But he's offering thoughts and prayers online
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Scribd)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it turns out that the judge thought that the Bernie Bro lawsuit against the DNC was an utter joke
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Fri August 25, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Black Mirror creator's thought process: Guy screwing a pig? Fine. Existential nightmares? No problem. An 80s-themed love story? Maybe that's going too far
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Boise Weekly)
 
 
 
If you thought that the latest crossword puzzle in the Boise Weekly was impossible, you're not alone
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Is it time to end the Goldwater Rule? And you thought you knew the thing about question headlines
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity offered a thoughtful, insightful examination of the so-called "liberal media's" continued coverage of Trump by pointing out several examples of hyperbole and exaggeration. Just kidding; he simply said "Yeah, CNN sucks"
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Wed August 23, 2017
(MMA Fighting)
 
 
 
DC? Class act. Bones? Well, this is my utter lack of surprise
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sophomore gets angry that her ex-boyfriend goes black, fears he won't go back, and posts those thoughts to the internet like someone who's never used it before
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you look up textbook "poorly thought out business decisions" and cross referenced "piss poor PR," you'll find the Calgary International Airport
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Sat August 19, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Woman rescued after being stuck in her 4-foot-deep backyard pool
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
What happens when you send a Cracked comedy writer to Best Korea for a week? You get back a ... surprisingly balanced and thoughtful look at a largely misunderstood country?
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Porn site offers to produce a third season of Sense 8. No word on whether the story will have a happy ending
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
"When he found the pills he thought to himself 'Oh, dude pills' and took them"
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Disgusted Robert Mueller Eats 2 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meals In One Sitting In Attempt To Get Into Trump's Mind
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(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
The arm-wresting scene from Twin Peaks absolutely rules (w/ video)
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Tue August 15, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stripper from Tampa thought his partner was a cannibal, so he stabbed him in the eyes
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Organismic learning' mimics some aspects of human thought, including having to go back and confirm what you just read
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Taxi driver thought to be resting for 18 hours on Manhattan street turns out to be dead
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
So it turns out you should never use flavored water to iron your clothes...or Coke, yogurt, bleach, aftershave or breast milk. This is an actual list from the article
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
I don't want to worry you or anything but just thought you should know. Fleas in Arizona have tested positive for plague
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That which does not kill you makes you still wish maybe you hadn't done that
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Sat August 12, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull turns out to be less unrealistic than previously thought
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Thu August 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
James Damore, Google memo writer, confirms everything you thought about him already in an interview
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Tax rates on the wealthy keep falling even while they take more of the economic pie
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Germany's chancellor candidate Martin Schulz says Trump's presidency is not as bad as he thought it would be: "It has actually been far worse"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Florida family had it with that monkey feather snake in their monkey feather attic
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I dated a woman whose son never knew his biological father; he thought of me as his dad. She died; he's in the care of his grandma, and we are all close. But my girlfriend is jealous of me treating him like my son. What do I do?"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man finds newborn fawn. Does he A: Leave it alone? B: Call the local wildlife officials? or C: Take it to a bar? Difficulty: Not Florida
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kyra Sedgewick discovers her degree of separation from Kevin Bacon is closer than she thought
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Is your liberal outrage too great to be contained? Are you running out of ways to call yourself a resistance fighter? Are you chanting 'yes we can' but secretly thinking, 'no, we can't?' Pluck up, little snowflake, and consider becoming a Buddhist
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Sun August 06, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
CCA threatens to close a NM for-profit prison unless it gets 300 new inmates in the next 60 days. Subby reckons they haven't thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(CBC)
 
 
 
France to offer fresh oysters for sale via vending machines. And you thought gas station sushi was a bad idea
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Casting has started for Emoji 2: The Emojining due out in 2018
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you thought Pearson's education services were crap before, you haven't seen anything yet
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you thought of it, why does Matthew McConaughey lean in his movie posters?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A supersonic, low-altitude missile known as 'The Flying Crowbar' was America's unstoppable nuclear doomsday nightmare weapon. Tag is for the people who thought this was a good idea
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Wed August 02, 2017
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just in case you thought anti-vaxxers couldn't get more mentally deficient, an increasing number of them in Brooklyn are refusing to vaccinate their dogs for the fear the dogs might get autism
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who blew up McDonald's bathroom not cooperating with police. Reportedly will only say "For God's sake, get me some toilet paper"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker 'planes', and his wife, the oldest pair in captivity, will be 74 this year, and worry that the kids might be sending them on an Alaskan cruise. No, not on a ship, but maybe on a ice floe
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget mullets and man-buns - only one hairstyle for men is truly unforgivable: "rich asshole"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If Jennifer Lopez were a bodybuilder, she probably would look like this
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Sat July 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The true story of how Manhattan became part of the U.S. - it's spicier than you thought
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just when you thought you've had enough of Trump...along comes the rise of the mini-Trumps
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dumbass who thought stabbing people for their cell phones would be appropriate won't be out of prison until the iPhone 20 is available
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how to perform surgery in space? Luckily for anyone traveling to another planet in the no-so-distant future, someone has given zero-g medicine a lot of thought
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will we find out what stupidity Donnie Two Scoops was trying to distract from with his attacks on civil rights? Will there be financial records? How about some light treason? THIS is your Trump administration rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump calls reporters rude, for asking him to clarify his policy proposal to ban transgender individuals from military service. Yeah, subby thought it was rude when my professor asked me to defend my thesis too, but I did it anyway
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-ational thought for once): "I quit reading the president's tweets quite a long time ago. "I don't pay that much attention to them, and I recommend other people not pay a whole lot of attention to them"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The first rule of Fish Club is: You do not talk about Fish Club. The second rule of Fish Club is: You do not talk about Fish Club
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Mon July 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
He thought he had blisters from a hike, it was flesh-eating bacteria instead
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Sat July 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man leading the largest poker tournament in the world assumes he has a winning hand with the pot at $156 million. Well, you know what they say about the word 'assume'
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I can't even remember why I opposed Obamacare," said Patrick Murphy. He thought Democrats "jammed it down our throats"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Sergio Garcia finally grew up, he goes and attacks a bush (and loses)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip for when you win the lottery: Don't hang up the phone when they call you saying you've won the lottery
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Thought Sessions was bad as AG? Well brace yourself, and maybe stand out of arms reach of your screen before clicking the link
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Thu July 20, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After digging down under, archaeologists uncover new evidence showing Australia was colonized far earlier than previously thought
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You people mocking the Ed Sheeran cameo in the Game of Thrones will be fed to the dragons by the director if you keep this up
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump threw a huge tantrum after a NY Times story was published that detailed how aides thought the best way to reach him was to put their messages on TV, repeatedly screaming, am I a baby? am I a farking baby?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Should I be ashamed I always date younger men?"
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Mon July 17, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness, I thought cars could fly"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Build your own coffin workshops are raising a lost art from the dead
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Sat July 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So who thought that peace with Farc would lead to lower cocaine production?
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
"Balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to"
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Minor League team asks the internet to rename the team. I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you're awoken by a puma jumping into your bedroom
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought the founder of unroll.me would sleep with a venture capitalist while seeking 'angels'. Story contains the term "triggered" unironically
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Wanted: wedding photographer to capture ALL moments of the wedding and wedding night
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I thought you didn't need a lawyer unless you were guilty?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Tinder moments lead to old fashioned courtship
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Wed July 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio has himself a progressive primary challenger, who must be making an impact since the NYPD is already jerking him around
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember how when Donald Trump rode that golden escalator down to the podium to the cheers of hundreds of paid off "fans" and we thought we took one too many bong hits? Yeah, Russia was behind that as well. Also, there are tapes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Psst. The man sitting next to you was pleasuring himself while you slept. We just thought you'd like to know. Please return to your seat and enjoy the rest of your flight"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you thought the $3 million fine for Hobby Lobby for naively being involved in single illegal antiquities purchase in 2010 was a bit steep it was because 2010 was the last in a long line of naively being involved in illegal antiquities purchases
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
When Hillary and Obama did things like what the Trump administration has, we subjected them to years of investigations and rumor. Wait, what site is this article on again?
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse...I never thought I would get this saucy on a flight (Tag is for the teenager who had to deal with her)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former Google exec builds a high tech hat that will make telepathy possible in eight years. Although some people are skeptical as it appears the hat is being made out of tinfoil
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Glaswegian mother uses social media to track down her son's stolen bike, confronts teenage thief and gives him a life lecture and hug, and finishes by creating greatest swearing Facebook video ever, all while rubbing her son's face in it. Ta da
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wait, Nixon wasn't a robot?
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Fri July 07, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dude arrested for having, like, a bazillion snakes and alligators at his Thousand Oaks home. He thought it was OK because he lived in a gatored community
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Trump thought he could strong-arm Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough because of his deep affection for Pecker
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought, "I wish I had more thumbs"? This designer certainly has
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Greetings, all...Had an odd thought recently, regarding computers. Has anyone put Linux on a tablet? Would it even work? If it's possible, how would one go about doing so?
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Tue July 04, 2017
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Unlike your mom, the proton is much lighter than currently thought
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Mon July 03, 2017
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Not many hockey games have a final score of 1725 to 1697, but not many hockey games raise $1.2 million to fight cancer
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Trump ran around the West Wing yesterday asking staff what they thought of his tweet as he threatens North Korea
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Thu June 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Melania Trump confirms that she has no thoughts of her own whatsoever and whenever asked will agree with whatever her husband says on any matter, always
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe saw Bigfoot and he thought it would kill him but it didn't and instead we get to watch him talk about it and some aliens on his new show The Lowe Files because Rob Lowe has no shame but he does need lots and lots of money. And blow
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that state fair food couldn't get any more ridiculous; behold deep fried chewing gum
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
On the great tragedy and defining meme of our time: Being milkshake ducked
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
New details about the deal that brought Spider-Man into the MCU indicates that Sony had greater artistic input in Spider-Man: Homecoming that previous thought
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's teacher student sex scandal involves a middle school teacher who thought her car was a good place for extracurricular activities
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You thought Trump's tweets were bad? He's got nothing on one of his appointees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know, on second thought, maybe it WASN'T such a hot idea to give bail to a guy accused of scamming the government out of $600 million, who spoke several languages, had crossed the border 140 times in six years, and swore he'd never go to jail
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Madison was a bad ass, she does something stupid. At least we get Strand and Salazar in this episode, but the undead continue to outwit the living. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada: No one can make poutine any worse. Boston: Hold my beeah
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona asshat thought it would be funny to flee the cops at 100 mph on his motorcycle. Five times. Not laughing pic included
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Sat June 24, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bazooka Ricky arrested for outstanding warrants by Pasco County deputies. If you thought his name was odd, it does go well with his mug shot
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Trump to dismantle program that would bring money and jobs to the US because Obama thought of it first
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Thu June 22, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you thought your bus driver in Paris had unusually hairy legs the other day, this might be the reason
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
At Iowa rally, Trump tried to sound a bipartisan note by stating that he would like to work with Democrats, and thought that what he was saying might make it harder to work with them. Then he proclaimed, "who cares." Well, at least we know he tried
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Have you noticed what a genius I am? I mean, who could have thought of solar panels on my wall, other than me? You people are so lucky to have business genius Donald J Trump as President
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Courteney Cox no longer being filled
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