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75 headlines found matching 'Thor'
Fri December 26, 2014
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Boxing Day in the UK brings us a plethora of Premier League games: West Ham away to Chelsea, Newcastle at Manchester United, Tottenham at Leicester, and of course Arsenal and Liverpool try to get back on the horse against lower teams
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Tue December 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German author who spent months with ISIS surprised at the ruthless efficiency with which fear has become their chief weapon
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Sun December 21, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another cop shot and killed. Authorities mum on details
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Sat December 20, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a politician and it's discovered that you're following a porn star on your Twitter account, you could shrug it off. Or you could claim your account was hacked and file formal complaints with Twitter and notify the authorities
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Federal government authorizes Fung Wah to resume serving New York to Boston route. Remember, buses on fire have right of way
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Mon December 15, 2014
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
PetSmart taken private for the price tag of $8.7 billion. That's a plethora of platinum-plated porcelain pocket poodles
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dreidel is an awful game which takes an eternity to play and offers zero strategy, as the author's dreidel simulators make painfully clear. But fear not--he offers an awesome solution: Speed Dreidel™
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(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thrill-seeking Russian couple has sex in different railroad tunnels. Authorities yet to apprehend them, but promise to follow the tracks
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Thu December 11, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann's farewell speech shows the old gal can still bring the crazy like no one else "Moses' face looks into the face of the Speaker of the House. Daily, the Speaker of the House recognizes that he is a man under authority"
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Wed December 10, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
News: Prominent lawyer calls for a full pardon for Bush and the administration officials who authorized the torture program. Huh?: He's the head of the ACLU. Ahhh: because that way there at least would be an acknowledgement it was a crime
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The Cheapest Generation" Please note that the word 'debt' is only used once in this entire piece describing why Millenials aren't lavish spenders. Someone may want to pull the author's head from his ass before he suffocates
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Sun December 07, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One person who's very happy that Governor Rick Scott's attempt to drug test welfare recipients was ruled unconstitutional? Author, humorist, and all around good guy Carl Hiaasen
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Tue December 02, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
'Yes, I'd like a mocha soy latte frappe pulled from Thor's left eyebrow, please'
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Authorities Searching for American Mother-to-Be Missing in Queensland Australia: Difficulty: She's a Snake
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(10)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Yearly discussion of presidental authority to pardon turkeys, Obama edition. Come for the legal arguments, stay for the derp
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
The definitive ranking of Thanksgiving sides is pretty thorough, with charts and graphs and MASHED POTATOES OVER STUFFING? THIS LIST FAILS
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(132)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elves can be dicks, claims author with too much time on his hands
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(60)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I'm turning your posts over to Fox News and to Facebook authorities because you little pieces of sh*t hiding in the shadows of your mother's basement deserve no less." Oh, Geraldo
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(118)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight we will see who the next authority is. Tonight we will be bored by the Big Slow. Tonight we will see if Dolphin's push ends up being more than one night. This is your WWE RAW thread, which begins at 8PM EST, Pre-show at 7:30PM EST
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(The Debrief (UK))
 
 
 
How to get some personal space in an open-concept office without looking like a weirdo or building a castle out of banker's boxes and announcing your boss's authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Panic grips South Korea as the government threatens to jail A) protesters B) jaywalkers or C) unauthorized 'selfie stick' retailers
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Sun November 23, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dean Ambrose shows how unhinged he is by battling Bray instead of Seth Rollins. Will the Authority hear voices or will John Cena be fired for more than 1 day this time? Alicia Fox is a face tonight, update your cards. Survivor Series PPV 8pm EST
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bestselling author dumps husband after falling in love with one of her characters. That's a novel approach
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(106)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police are kindly asking anyone who has received a package from Myron May who shot up Florida State University's library, to leave it unopened and alert authorities right away
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Fri November 21, 2014
(White House)
 
 
 
White House names new executive pastry chef. Republicans immediately threaten to sue, saying it is beyond Obama's constitutional authority
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Wed November 19, 2014
(The Bookseller)
 
 
 
Why self-publishing is more lucrative than having a book contract: traditionally published authors are "accustomed" to being paid royalties twice a year, but one of the benefits of self-publishing is the regular royalty payments
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The latest Internet temper tantrum is burning books by authors you don't like and posting photos of it. You know who ELSE liked to ... ah, too easy
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Web Urbanist)
 
 
 
News: Locals petition authorities to preserve decaying former World War II POW camp. FARK: 45 miles east of Toronto
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Thor resigns from his crime-fighting organization after stalking accusations. Hail HYDRA
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
To find out what beloved children's book author has died turn to page 37. To make snarky comments click the link to the right
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Tue November 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
80-year-old man takes advantage of gun amnesty programme in unusual way, hands unexploded WW2 mortar bomb to authorities. "He had maintained its appearance with regular cleaning"
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Mon November 10, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
PBS promises "Olympic style" coverage of Miami book festival. So ... ignoring foreign writers, eschewing live coverage of top events until they can be rerun in primetime, and every author has a heartwarming story of overcoming cancer?
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Sat November 08, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
British police foil plot to assassinate the Queen. Authorities are questioning Reggie Jackson as we speak
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Thu November 06, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Authorities in Pennsylvania are looking for a couple who allegedly stole $1,200 worth of teeth whitener from a Target store." Their smiles must be blinding by now (pics)
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Wed November 05, 2014
(US News)
 
 
 
"If those measures don't work, authorities are considering installing a urinal near the palace that rises out of the ground at night and sinks back below the sidewalk during the day"
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Mon November 03, 2014
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The best pizza in every state in America. Author surely trying to implode Fark by not choosing a casserole for Illinois
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Sun November 02, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Who else has been worthy enough to lift Thor's hammer? A construction worker, a horsie, and a frog. A real worthy bunch of guys you got there
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Sat November 01, 2014
(fairfaxcounty.gov)
 
 
 
If you've seen an axe-wielding maniac wearing a bunny suit, the Fairfax County authorities would like a word with you
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fire at private school called "suspicious" by authorities. And by "suspicious," they mean "here's security camera footage of a kid roaming the halls the night of the fire with a 5-gallon gas can"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When the Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1911, the authorities pursued a shifty foreigner who already had other stolen artworks from the museum in his possession: Pablo Picasso
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Wed October 22, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian electoral authorities unable to add 'None of the above' option to any elections, are exploring a "Sorry, eh?' option for Canadians to spoil their ballots with and not hurt anyone's feelings
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Authorities charge several defendants with using one weird trick to reduce car insurance rates
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Sat October 18, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of robbery, conspiracy, money laundering, fraud, theft, and taking school books out of babies' mouths. That's right, authorities say he didn't pay tobacco taxes
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Tue October 14, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers find that rats in the NYC subway are carriers for bacteria that cause food poisoning. Please make sure to thoroughly wash and cook your rats before eating
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(26)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Time for everybody playing 'The Ebola Game' to update their scorecards as Macedonian health authorities announce that tests show the British man who died in their country did not have Ebola
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Wed October 08, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Author offers $500,000 in solid gold to anyone who can solve the puzzle in his new fantasy book. Now where did I put that decoder ring?
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(81)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Authorities tell Spanish Ebola victim, I'll get you and your little dog too
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It was a surprisingly sober night when the author wondered "What would a Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream cookie actually taste like?"
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Balloon stolen at Albuquerque balloon fest. Authorities ask people be on the lookout for a fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril, or a girl named Zelda
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Sun October 05, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The authorities have misplaced someone who had contact with the Ebola patient in Texas. Prepare to panic in 3...2...
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Authorities quickly stop slow, inexorable giant snail invasion
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Fri October 03, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Inexplicable front-runner in the Iowa senate race told Ron Paul's PAC in 2012 that she would support state legislation to "nullify ObamaCare and authorize state and local law enforcement to arrest federal officials attempting to implement {it}"
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Thu October 02, 2014
(Some Siamese)
 
 
 
Tourism Authority of Thailand wants to host an international bicycle race. Fark: The Tour de France
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two female teachers charged with felonies after having a three-way with a 16 year-old. Authorities were quick to investigate the crime, having learned of it almost immediately because the 16 year-old kept bragging about it to his friends
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
"A man in a wheelchair was arrested Tuesday at a Golden Gate Kmart after asking another customer to wheel him to the exit with a stolen flat screen TV on his lap, Florida authorities say" (mugshot)
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Wed October 01, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Founders and authors of profanity-laden "Thug Kitchen" blog and cookbook are about as thuggish as the Icy Hot Stuntaz, admit they only trade on black culture to get attention for their vegan recipes while avoiding associations with foodies
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Sun September 28, 2014
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
And in sports, the Australian Rules Football Grand Final was last night, featuring a dominant 63-point win of the Hawthorn Hawks over the Sydney Swans, and a drunk, naked fan assaulting police. Sorry, drunk, naked FEMALE fan assaulting police
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Sat September 27, 2014
(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
What Superb Owl Sunday is to the USA, the last Saturday in September is to Australia. It's Aussie Rules football Grand Final day. Sydney Swans v Hawthorn Hawks fight for the trophy starting at 12:30am ET on Fox Soccer Plus
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Fri September 26, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Alleged robber shoots partner in crime in foot during botched robbery. Authorities plan to add "impersonating a police officer" to his list of crimes
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(5)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman writes an article about fellow sci-fantasy author Terry Pratchett that pretty much guarantees there will be no sequel to "Good Omens"
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Mon September 22, 2014
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Pro tip: You risk losing some street cred if authorities dub you 'binky bandit'
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(27)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Article author demands TV viewers stop liking shows he doesn't like
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Thu September 18, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Audio from MST3K's Space Mutiny episode actually works quite well for Thor
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(11)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out that subby and TFA author apparently know the same "formerly rich" guy living in a cardboard box in the park. Small world
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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(82)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the one member of Congress who voted against the Authorization for Use of Military Force after 9/11? She's still here
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(100)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing footstools off peoples' front porches. Authorities suspect she may be trying to create her own ottoman empire
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(54)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bone your way to heaven scheme ruled not kosher by Israeli authorities
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(11)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Clickhole)
 
 
 
"Millennials are the worst generation in the history of the United States" because only one of the author's nephews knows who Ace Frehley is
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reclusive author Thomas Pynchon rewrote the Simpson's episode he starred in so he wouldn't have to make jokes about the size of Homer's ass: "Sorry, guys. Homer is my role model and I won't speak ill of him" (w/ script revisions)
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(33)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cucamonga youth stage "sleep in" to protest authorities' removal of neighbor's pet alligator, Chopper: "I never had children. She is my child"
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Author Margaret Atwood is working on a project, but you won't be able to read it for 100 years
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Thu September 04, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Newly graduated Port Authority police officers wait a whole 0 days before abusing their authority and going on a drunken rampage
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(30)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Gov. Luthor leads wanna-be resurrected Gov. Crist by five points in election in which everyone loses
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Mon September 01, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Perry removes an offensive Twitter photo about the Texas DA he tried to force resign and claims it was an unauthorized posting. Oops
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