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60 headlines found matching 'Thor'
Sat August 01, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Thief who hit ophthalmology office twice in two days was captured on security camera. Authorities say it was a site for sore eyes
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(13)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
*spins wheel* F SCOTT FITZGERALD, COME ON DOWN. You're the next contestant on "long dead authors exploited by publishers who "suddenly found" a missing manuscript that they could sell
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Wed July 29, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Fark writers, authors, poets and that creepy guy who keeps writing love letters on the bathroom stall. We're starting a new weekly thread for all those who can move mountains with some prose. THIS is your first Fark Writers Thread
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(158)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1971, Ann Rule, the best-selling author credited with re-inventing the 'true crime" genre was a 40-year old ex-cop and local crime beat reporter who volunteered at a suicide hotline. There she became friends with co-worker Ted Bundy
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Mon July 27, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police have been called after a senior British Parliamentarian was pictured snorting cocaine with two prostitutes and pleasuring himself. Authorities have confirmed he is a high wanking official
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(86)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Some of my critics back home might be suggesting I'm here to look for my birth certificate," Obama said while making a toast at a state dinner. "That's not the case; I'm just returning it to the Kenyan authorities"
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(171)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Government says that 'penniless' diet book author Kevin Trudeau has bloated Swiss bank accounts
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(26)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Why is it that, of all states, Florida is the one that decides Uber drivers need more thorough background checks?
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(82)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Deluged by unexpected flood of tips about illegal ethnic Korean neighbors who should be deported immediately, Japanese immigration authorities suspect "tipsters" of being garden-variety bigots seeking rumored Internet bounty
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A string of code can unpick lies the world over," said the author with horror
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(128)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(Mic)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to calculate the tuition of a fictional school, it might be a good idea to actually ask the author that created it what it might be. Especially if it's JK Rowling
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(32)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Man in Dublin crashes his helicopter trying to land it right next to the pub. Local authorities say that's a little extreme, even for an Irishman
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(16)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When Watership Down author Richard Adams called Vidal's work "meretricious," Vidal shot back: "Really? Well, meretricious to you and a happy new year"
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(31)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Charlotte reclaim the NXT Women's title from Sasha Banks? HAS Pentagon, Jr. reignited the fire inside Vampiro? IS TNA's new authority figure actually a sock puppet? YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with ROH, NXT, and Lucha Underground at 8pm ET
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(340)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New trailer arrives for Batman v Superman v Wonder Woman v Lex Luthor v The Audience
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(228)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(Some Itchy Guy)
 
 
 
This article on poison ivy is either a bad translation, or the author had a stroke while writing it
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(92)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Senator, noted author and historian and bona fide war hero, with a proven track record of bipartisanship, who opposed the Iraq war in 2002 and Wall Street in '07 is running for president. Yeah, no, of course he has no shot
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Mon June 29, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will John Cena sport a rainbow shirt? Will The Authority start bringing a Confederate Battle Flag to the ring? Will Vince McMahon plot a hostile takeover of Celebrity Apprentice? Live from Washington DC, it's YOUR WWE Raw thread (8 EDT, pre-show 7:30 9.99)
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(1162)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Author of tween vampire porn says she believes in "authenticity"
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(69)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
American Thoracic Society issues new guidelines on how much sleep people should be getting. If you're still having trouble falling asleep, doctors advise reading any press releases from the American Thoracic Society
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Southern Baptists to Supreme Court: You are NOT the final authority on gay marriage in America. Supreme Court to Southern Baptists: lol
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(658)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Libsyn)
 
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Author and speaker Tim Ferriss: "I have reminders of Drew in a number of places in my house. I have a pantry that is full of Woodford Reserve." It's this week's Farkcast
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Mon June 15, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea soldier walks across the DMZ to defect. South Korean authorities were alerted by an unusual clanking noise
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Sun June 14, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Cena and Owens tear it down again? CAN Stupid Sexy Roman claim the Golden Briefcase? HOW will the Authority screw Ambrose out of the World Title? LIVE from COLUMBUS, THIS is YOUR Money In The Bank Discussion Thread (8 PM ET on PPV, WWE Network)
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Authorities in Moore, Oklahoma would like parents to talk to their precious snowflakes about the dangers of jumping off of bridges into shallow water to cool off despite the posted warnings against swimming and diving
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Thu June 11, 2015
(Epicstream)
 
 
 
Some people are going to be Thor about this Ghostbusters casting news
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Wed June 10, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Authorities believe The Fappening was larger than anyone believed, will not rest until every celebrity nude is recovered and analyzed thoroughly
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(55)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh's transit authority uses slogans on buses like "Rockin' Rollin'," ''Movin' Groovin'," "Movin' Shakin'," and "Ziggin Zaggin," but discovers one of them appears questionable when viewed in a mirror. OOPS
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Fri June 05, 2015
(CI News Now Peoria)
 
 
 
Authorities search for man reported missing, find armed robbery suspect instead. Yeah, it's the same guy
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Thu June 04, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two friends missing since 5/22 after attending Rocklahoma music fest, authorities and families searching for clues in disappearance
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Sun May 31, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California state legislature hires two part-time workers whose sole job is to drive lawmakers home after putting in a long night of getting thoroughly blasted on behalf of their constituents
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Fri May 29, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian authorities arrest suspected Pakistani spy. Difficulty: Pigeon
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(15)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A rookie pitcher hitting an opposite field home run? By the hammer of Thor
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(20)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of TSA badges missing at airport, authorities worried people may impersonate incompetence and groping
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
A brief history of the time, in puns. Yes, it's really bad. Really, really, bad. The author should be ashamed of himself
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Wed May 20, 2015
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal issues Executive Order to protect Biblical definition of marriage and ban all sex while a woman is menstruating, authorizes stoning of adulterers
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Tue May 19, 2015
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Under the IS worldview, the old adage "might makes right" thoroughly dictates the rules of war and everyday life. In terms of modern day thinking, there are no civil liberties or human rights
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Thu May 14, 2015
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media representation of gays has destroyed traditional families. And as a divorced father who didn't speak to his daughter for five years, the author knows what he's talking about
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Wed May 13, 2015
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
5/13 New Comics Preview: Introducing your new Thor.... Bridget, Yes really. Stop laughing
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Tue May 12, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New report details how many Russian soldiers have been dying in Ukraine. Report authors soon to discover they should have included themselves in the total
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: "I would have authorized the Iraq invasion"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Fiction writers and scientists alike know how difficult science-fiction writing can be. Thankfully, NASA has released a list of sci-fi terms to aid any authors who may need it
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Archaeologists stumble upon lost Þykkvabær cloister dating from Middle Ages. "I think we've just hit the jackpot, because I think we've discovered the remains of Þykkvabæjarklaustur" which would be a great Sigur Ros song title
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Iran's religious authorities ban 'homosexual' hairstyles, along with those which make you worship Satan
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(US News)
 
 
 
Authorities in Arizona were looking for bodies underwater, and found them. Fark: They are fake skeletons in lawn chairs
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(23)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
The 15 greatest posthumous authors of all time - and it's OK to cry, really
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(45)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Problem: local authorities aren't paying attention to the pothole problem in your city. Solution: spraypaint penises around them
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(80)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Professor Stephen Hawking: The world's leading authority on Zayn leaving One Direction
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When Fox News host tells Clinton Cash author that this is nothing but a "right wing hit job," it's all over
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(91)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After hitting a 5-year-old boy with her car, woman does the logical thing and tries to hide from authorities by crawling into a shallow hole and covering herself with dirt. (Bonus: 'Eyebrows by Sharpie' mugshot)
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New bill to force feds to RESPECT STATE'S AUTHORI-hehehehehehehehe
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(46)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SarahPAC withholds agreement on a $15,000 settlement with a New Jersey newspaper regarding unauthorized use of an iconic 9/11 picture, pending a confidentiality clause that won't connect Sarah Palin with this settlement and subject her to ridicule
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(75)
 
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
The top 10 drinking songs of all time. "Night Train" by Guns N' Roses? Check. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by John Lee Hooker? George Thorogood would also be acceptable. "Tequila"? We got ourselves an evening
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New Zealand Prime Minister apologizes for pulling woman's ponytail, reportedly still thoroughly unrepentant about dipping her pigtails in an inkwell
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(12)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
French authorities seize two tons of cocaine, immediately realize Jerry Lewis isn't funny
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(7)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Although the evidence is still spotty, health authorities say Disneyland measles outbreak is over
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(5)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Coast Guard cutter docks in San Diego with 14 tons of cocaine seized off Central and South America. Authorities plan to unload all 10 tons, ship the 6 tons to evidence, and use all 3 tons to construct anti-cartel cases
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(53)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Authorities: Neighbor forced man onto high-rise balcony, microwaved his wallet. Florida, baby
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(24)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Some Rocket Surgeon)
 
 
 
A collection of the biggest human-caused fails in rocket science history. Protip: Don't try to take an LV-2F Thor booster rocket out of a hangar all by yourself in an attempt to impress your girlfriend
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