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Sat December 03, 2016
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Iron gate bearing the slogan, "Arbeit Macht Frei" stolen from the Dachau concentration camp may have been discovered in a Norway suburb. Authorities are canvassing the neighborhood asking if anyone has seen Kyle
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Michigan water authority considering allowing Nestlé to double the amount of groundwater it extracts - just a few miles from Flint - to bottle and sell for profit. Cost to Nestlé? $200
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is actually the authoritarian bully King John from the 1973 Disney classic Robin Hood
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Hipster fathers are deathly afraid of their kids calling them Dad like some suburban Saved-by-the-Bell-type doofus, ask that they be referred to as "Papa" for that authoritative, old-timey, yet alternative flair
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mugabe, Maduro and a who's-who of authoritarian farkuppery among the dignitaries confirmed for Castro's funeral. Politics tab too drunk to send a delegation
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(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
Authorities need your help finding guys who fled with $400 in merchandise from Radio Shack. In other news, Radio Shack is still around & you can outrun clerks for $400 off your Holiday gift budget
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Mon November 28, 2016
(i24 News)
 
 
 
Radioactive material stolen in Iran. Authorities are on the lookout for a scientist and his teenage sidekick driving a DeLorean
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Wed November 23, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Permits, we don't need no stinking permits. Fire crews responding to a call discover group of "fire eaters". Authorities say the group did not have the proper permits
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Babylon 5 and Star Trek visual effects pioneer Ron Thornton, best known for bringing true CGI to TV, is dead at 59
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Republican legislators can simply step in, overturn the decision of voters, and grant McCrory another term. The courts have no authority even to review the legality of their actions"
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama is going to be a vocal thorn in Trump's side (w/ pic of Obama's opinion of Trump's integrity)
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Sat November 19, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura defend the NXT title against Samoa Joe? Will Mickie James be so fine she'll blow Asuka's mind? Will TM-61 deus ex machina the Authors of Pain? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: Toronto, 8 PM ET on the WWE Network
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(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI seek 'The Spelling Bee Bandit,' known for writing "robery" on a withdrawal slip and handing it to the teller. Authorities caution the public that he may be carrying a gub
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Thu November 10, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"How Democrats Killed Their Populist Soul" TL;DR? Then enjoy the next few decades of corporate and political authoritarianism
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Author Malcolm Gladwell says 'Trump will be in jail within a year'
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Author says no matter who wins the election, the next President will be a self-promoting, conspiracy-obsessed narcissist. In other words, almost like it's a contest involving two politicians
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
This election is leaving even Townhall writers praying for it to end after having to debunk claims that John Podesta was engaging in Devil Worship. "The author deeply regrets ever diving into this topic"
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Wed November 02, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can the Authors of Pain handle Rich Swann and No Way Jose? Will Chavo Guerrero or Rey Mysterio Jr be forced to leave the Temple? How will Daniel Bryan handle retirement? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8 PM ET
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Americans will spend a record-breaking $8.4 billion on Halloween. The breakdown: $3.2 billion on thigh-high hosiery, $2.2 on Thor hammers, $2 billion even on bee costumes for dogs, $1 billion on Reese's peanut butter cups
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Thu October 27, 2016
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams announces the next movie in the Cloverfield series
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you lost your torpedo stuffed with £4.5m worth of 'Playboy' cocaine then the Irish authorities would like a word
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Soon, police officers won't need to pull you over if you're caught texting while driving. An artificial-intelligence enhanced speed camera will simply notify authorities directly. Yeah, nothing disturbing about that at all
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Millennials don't find democracy or democratic leaders relevant, find experts and authoritarian leaders more shareable and Instagram-friendly. "As a Russian citizen, I have plenty of anecdotal evidence that they are right"
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Write-in candidate Evan McMullin says he'll be happy to have blocked a crazy racist authoritarian like Trump from the presidency if that is the case
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Duchess of Krakenthorp has been nominated and confirmed for the Supreme Court
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Disorderly conduct charges are pending against a woman who authorities say smeared peanut butter on 30 vehicles outside a gathering in central Wisconsin that she mistakenly thought was a Donald Trump rally"
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Thu October 20, 2016
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Author of Cajun dictionary honored in Welsh because it makes perfect sense revering incomprehensible language expert with another incomprehensible language
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
El Chapo might be tossed on a mail plane to the US to face a plethora of charges
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
High Court told Theresa May has no legal authority to start the Brexit
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Tue October 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul LePage: We need Donald Trump to show some authoritarian power because Barack Obama has been an autocrat
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
A team of geeks has recreated a full-sized 3D printed stargate at a museum
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(National Post)
 
 
 
People who ignored the hurricane evacuation warnings are now calling for help. Authorities are telling them that they have to stay put until things calm down. Or in other words, "You should have listened and evacuated, you dumb farks"
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Thu October 06, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants hammer Thor, advance towards Asgard
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Indian authorities capture pair of Pakistani spy pigeons before they could plot coo
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It was just a matter of time before the authorities ruined the clown circus
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
American author of bestselling Outlander novels says she was inspired to write book by her first sight of men in kilts on a Doctor Who episode
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Mayor decides the Boston Redevelopment Authority (BRA) needs a new name. Chooses "Tomorrow Is Totally Serious, Let's Integrate New Generations" (TITSLING)
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch confirms that Doctor Strange will be in Avengers: Infinity War
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
'Power Posing' co-author: "Yeah, Power Posing is bullshiat"
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(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel chain to pay $50,000 over credit card data breaches. No one knows who is behind the hacking, but authorities are investigating the possibility it came from a private e-mail server in Chappaqua, New York
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Authorities conducting 'death investigation' after severed human head is found in Chicago lagoon. Now, I'm not a forensic specialist or anything, but unless the head's talking or something, I think we can assume it's dead
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Sat September 24, 2016
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Teen posts picture of discolored water coming from the sink at her high school, so authorities immediately A) report the issue to the school district, B) report the issue to the local utility, or C) suspend the student
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Missing teen and former high school math teacher found together in motel room. Authorities suspect 25 went into 16 multiple times
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN law enforcement analyst squirms to find justification for Officer Shelby's actions: 'She had the authority to make bad decisions, and her fear of the suspect was completely rational given the circumstances'
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You can find time capsules buried inside a Burbank bridge, under a statue of the author who wrote 'Don Quixote,' and on the Moon
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow insists his attempt at baseball is "not a publicity stunt" ... unlike his time in the NFL, his time as a broadcaster, his time as an author
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Texas college student Tweeted after her dismembered body was found. Authorities are suspicious, but that's the least suspicious thing about this case
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
In other news, guess who has the legal authority to order the release of Donald Trump's tax returns? Hint: His name rhymes with Marack Bollama
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Mon September 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Author asks why we wear clothes, apparently he has never been to a Walmart
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Does ayahuasca use lead to swollen egos? "As an American author of note and merit, I've often used drugs to stimulate my already-outstanding creative process." Or does becoming an author turn you into a prick?
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Santa Monica Observer)
 
 
 
"Affluenza" poster boys Ryan and Ammon Bundy still having trouble with authority, to the surprise of absolutely no one
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Author's solution to ending crime, extortion and the 'underground economy' is getting rid of all dollar bills larger than $10. "Scaling back the use of cash is a far more humane way to limit immigration than building barbed-wire fences"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Author advises teachers to use philosophy in discussing Donald Trump. Why should we tell the truth? Why is it bad to call people names? Should you purchase your wife from hoteurobabes.com? Important questions like these
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Tue September 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Does Gov. Kasich own a thoroughbred?
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ghost Rider wants to show you his junk
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Ex Trump staffer reveals the trait all Trump supporters share and it's not what you think. Oh, you thought of them as sharing the trait of authoritarianism already?
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
After 27 years, Jacob Wetterling's killer led authorities to his remains. RIP Jacob
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Fri September 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nuclear power's future in Britain questioned as nuclear authority releases details of 130 major security breaches in last five years, including that time in 2012 when the guards lost the gun
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Four A-10 pilots in trouble for unauthorized flyby of Carolina Panthers' stadium. This wouldn't have happened if they'd been F-35 pilots, as getting four of them into the air at once remains impossible
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Thor tells you to stop doing the wave, you stop doing the wave
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago to install up to 500 computers around the city to measure air quality and traffic. Authorities hope that by the end of the first week there will still be three or four of them that will not have been shot to pieces
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
DOJ: It's against the law to keep immigrant workers on after their employment authorization expires. Oh and by the way, if you let them go you're a racist
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Nothing, just Thor Odinson chilling in Australia with his new flatmate Darryl, enjoying some downtime
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Retired slugger and author Jose Canseco is now a top economics commentator on Twitter, and fans praise him for being articulate and able to deploy the right jargon to skewer powerful central bankers
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is shocked by Washington Post (owned by libby lib Jeff Bezos) because art critic imagined the arts under authoritarian Trumpian rule. Let's just say, it involves lots of gold and Chuck Norris movies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kidnappers-for-hire. Runaway teens. Chemical straitjackets. Abusive authority figures. It's not the latest hit in young adult fiction, it's the status quo in young adult mental health treatment
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Bella Thorne goes full Katy Perry
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Eater)
 
 
 
Cookbook author Anthony Bourdain claims cookbook authors are liars, which is why cookbooks are so frustrating. "Nobody ever tells you, for instance, that you're going to screw up hollandaise. It's not gonna happen for you the first time"
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Mon August 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Norse gods foul traffic in Brisbane
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Internet reaction to Zendaya officially being cast as Mary Jane Watson in Spiderman: Homecoming is basically what you expect from the internet
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
I don't know what's worse -- that this Slate author thinks everyone who follows a Twitter trend to list their first seven jobs is a privileged, elitist scumbag or that this Slate author thinks Twitter users are going to agree on hashtag uniformity
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Thor: Ragnarok to kill off the greatest threat to Thor movies; Natalie Portman's phoned in performances
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber deletes Instagram, making it harder for authorities to locate him and drag him back to Canada for reprogramming and a maple syrup injection
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian police chiefs want Canadian law that would compel Canadians to reveal passwords to their devices to police if Canadians aren't "being unccountably impolite and unhelpful to authorities
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having put away Tom Brady for not cooperating, NFL sets its sights on four other players to suspend for PEDs. Peyton Manning still absolutely cleared by extremely thorough investigation
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(Australian Geographic)
 
 
 
Scientists interested in how the Australian thorny devil lizard uses capillary action from between scales to drink without using its mouth, which for some reason is more interesting than its two fully functioning penises
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Step 1) Residents tell bank they can hear what sounds like tunneling. Step 2) Authorities do nothing. Step 3) Profit
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
The worst things Lex Luthor has ever done, including curing his sister's paraplegia just long enough to reverse it and blackmail her with the cure. And that's not even number 1
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Been oan the randan, so he has...Spent aw yer money oan booze an hooers...An ye kill yer best coo for him?" - thus we raise a wee dram in farewell to Jamie Stuart, author of the Glasgow Bible
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(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Fake pharmacist arraigned for selling counterfeit drugs. Authorities knew the pharmacist was phony because orders were filled in a timely matter
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