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Tue January 17, 2012
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(Some Guy)
Two guys I work with were arguing over the last doughut in the breakroom. One stuck his finger in it and then to celebrate or rub it in gave the other guy a crotch chop. These are supposedly adults. What amused you this morning so far?
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google.com
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(268)
Tue January 10, 2012
The voters of Dixville Notch, NH are famed for being the first town in the country to vote. So who got the most votes this morning? Barack Obama
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boston.com
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(136)
Sat January 07, 2012
The best video of an acrobat flipping five bowls onto her head with her foot while on a unicycle that you will probably see this morning
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youtube.com
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(25)
Sun January 01, 2012
Video of some guy's office during this morning's earthquake in Japan. I'm sorry, but if there's flying office equipment going on, I'd be hiding under my desk instead of videotaping. (Not safe for work language)
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youtube.com
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(25)
Fri December 30, 2011
(xkcd)
This made me laugh so hard this morning, and I just wanted to share
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xkcd.com
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(159)
Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy)
Not news: A former administrative assistant for the Maine Trial Lawyers Association admitted in court this morning to embezzling $166,000. FARK: Most of the money was used to purchase sheep and thugs
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kjonline.com
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(29)
Tue November 29, 2011
British coastguard alert ships in Bristol Channel to avoid a two-door compact car last seen bobbing up and down off the pier at Mumbles. Alert cancelled this morning when car discovered washed up on beach at nearby Raised-Eyebrows-on-Sea
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bbc.co.uk
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(31)
Thu November 17, 2011
In the name of fighting social and economic inequality, high unemployment, greed, corruption, and undue influence of corporations - Occupy DC is going to F up your commute to work this morning
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myfoxdc.com
)
(214)
Mon November 14, 2011
"Oft-bankrupt former fake presidential candidate and television clown Donald Trump announced on Fox and Friends this morning that he is very close to announcing his presidential endorsement." HONK
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salon.com
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(93)
Thu October 27, 2011
Stock market up over 2% this morning on news that we're really truly out of the recession. Well, corporations are. You, not so much
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finance.yahoo.com
)
(58)
Sat October 15, 2011
♫ Walked out this morning, Don't believe what I saw, Twelve Somali pirates knocking on my door ♫ I'll send an SOS to the world, I'll send an SOS to the world, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle ♫
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wired.com
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