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Headlines matching 'The Local'
Thu January 12, 2012
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(Fox News) Strange Quadmother beats identical odds of 13 million to one  (foxnews.com) (47)
(The Local (Sweden)) Spiffy Fark ready headline: "Swedish Bondage Fairies launch high-tech global treasure hunt"  (thelocal.se) (28)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Denver Post) Weird Reason #54 why you shouldn't have your body cryogenically frozen: Every year your family might take your body out of its storage shed and drive with it around town in a hearse parade while the locals toss frozen salmon and have coffin races  (denverpost.com) (57)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Obama "no longer needs Congress to promote his agenda," says fear will keep the local systems in line  (chicagotribune.com) (114)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Telegraph) Sad Cool: Telegraph obit of WWII vet with the usual giant clanking British steel balls. Bonus: "Leading his company in a dawn raid, he surprised the local mayor, who was sharing his bed with several attractive companions"  (telegraph.co.uk) (32)
(SportsGrid) Amusing Red Sox fans react to the hiring of "the first Eye-talian managah" by hitting the local airwaves. Cahl Crawwfid, you've been warned  (sportsgrid.com) (38)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Interesting Researchers develop early Alzheimer's detection method via nose exam. Also, scientists can find out if you have Alzheimer's by checking your nose  (thelocal.de) (12)


Thu November 10, 2011
(AZCentral) Dumbass You may want to reconsider your career in thievery if you steal a woman's purse and are quickly subdued by the local shrubbery  (azcentral.com) (46)


Thu October 20, 2011
(The Morning Call) Dumbass Gallant knows when to say when at the local bar. Goofus throws an umbrella stand through the window when the bar refuses to serve him  (mcall.com) (17)

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