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Headlines matching 'Thanksgiving'
Tue December 27, 2011
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Doctor Who fans behave, look exactly as you would expect them to
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dailymail.co.uk
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(50)
Tue December 06, 2011
Radio stations that switch to All-Christmas format are doubling their ratings. Suck it Thanksgiving, Passover, and Ramadan radio
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hollywoodreporter.com
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(188)
Wed November 30, 2011
Syria hit with Turkey trade embargo which would have been more effective BEFORE Thanksgiving
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news.yahoo.com
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(5)
(The Journal Times)
You're at your girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving and her friend sits in your chair. There are many possible outcomes to this situation, but attempted first-degree intentional homicide is generally not one of the results
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journaltimes.com
)
(48)
Tue November 29, 2011
In addition to being away from their families, troops had to put up with Bret Michaels on Thanksgiving too
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700wlw.com
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(17)
(Dino Dimension)
TV Nerd War: Is it a just world if Terra Nova gets renewed and Fringe gets canceled?
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tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com
)
(158)
Thanksgiving is over. So you know what that means - time for douchebag neighborhood associations to start telling people what color Christmas lights they can't hang on their porch
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myfoxdc.com
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(56)
Sun November 27, 2011
I saw a turtle eating a pumpkin
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buzzfeed.com
)
(56)
Sat November 26, 2011
The S&P 500 had a worse Thanksgiving week than you
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bloomberg.com
)
(28)
Trauma & Joy: a Thanksgiving story complete with cats named Popeye and Cat. Here are some laughs, blessings and warm fuzziness, tailor-made for a Thanksgiving Caturday
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huffingtonpost.com
)
(852)
Charlie Brown can't kick a football, but he can still beat Lady Gaga in the TV ratings
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insidetv.ew.com
)
(52)
Fri November 25, 2011
"Shocked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader" is your Thanksgiving photo of 2011. And the only thing that might improve it would be to make it a Fark instashop contest
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sportsgrid.com
)
(37)
(Some NERD)
The most awesome spoilers ever have led us to this: the post-Thanksgiving Smackdown thread (8 PM Eastern on SyFy)
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wrestling.insidepulse.com
)
(221)
Can the Hogs de-stripe the Tigers and cause a BCS shiatstorm? Can Houston make a Heisman "Case" for Keenum? Did someone say Nebraska was playing today? Here now is your post-Thanksgiving college FB thread. Gobble gobble
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msn.foxsports.com
)
(583)
Republicans upset because Obama doesn't mention God in Thanksgiving address. In other news, Subby is pissed Obama didn't mention Galactus, The Doctor, Tom Servo, and other important fictional characters, too
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(336)
Thu November 24, 2011
Why the Thanksgiving turkey you're digesting may well kill you
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huffingtonpost.com
)
(128)
(Some Guy)
The rivalry started in 1894, the tradition in 1918. It ends today. The 118th and Final Horns-Aggies Thanksgiving Day Game - 8pm est on ESPN
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ncaa.com
)
(135)
(Clarksville Online)
50 Soldiers arrive home from Iraq just in time for Thanksgiving
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clarksvilleonline.com
)
(28)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Food Shoved into Other Food. What hell hath turducken wrought?
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adultswim.com
)
(59)
Just in time for Thanksgiving, the 12 craziest pie-related scenes in movie history. Yes, that one's there. Yes, that one too. Ahhhh, forgot that one, didn't you?
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thedailybeast.com
)
(25)
Thanksgiving getting to you? Take a load off and watch Christina Ricci burn it to the ground. Here's the Thanksgiving play from "Addams Family Values"
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youtube.com
)
(29)
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Here's Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie
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youtube.com
)
(27)
Don't slip into a Tryptophan coma just yet, because it's time for the NFL Thanksgiving tripleheader. It's the Lions vs. Packers at 12:30 on Fox, Dolphins vs. Cowboys at 4:15 on CBS, and the 49ers vs. Ravens at 8:15 on NFL Network
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scores.espn.go.com
)
(½)
"We had twenty guests for Thanksgiving and nineteen pies. That's when I knew Thanksgiving got out of hand." WHY DO YOU HATE PIE?
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slate.com
)
(57)
Happy Thanksgiving from Les Nessman and the crew at WKRP
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hulu.com
)
(22)
(TheFW.com)
It turns out that everything having to do with Thanksgiving, from the first dinner to the pumpkin pie on the table, is total and utter bulls*#t. Happy Thanksgiving
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thefw.com
)
(79)
Thanksgiving in jail (w/ pic)
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tampabay.com
)
(51)
Mom, son reunited after 29 years just in time for Thanksgiving. Now pardon me these turkey feathers are making my eyes water
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chron.com
)
(25)
Wed November 23, 2011
105 lb. competitive eater gobbles down almost entire turkey in 10 minutes. Never stops to pass the gravy
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nydailynews.com
)
(56)
Tue November 22, 2011
Batman probably had a worse Thanksgiving than you ever have or ever will. Probably
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comicsalliance.com
)
(47)
(Middletown Journal)
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of turkeys suddently gobbled out in terror and were suddenly silenced
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wnep.com
)
(4)
Father says daughter is only accusing him of sexual assault because she's been brainwashed by her triple-murderer husband. Either way, Thanksgiving is going to be awkward
(
canada.com
)
(44)
When you go to Thanksgiving dinner, be sure to share this advice with your parent, in-law, sister, roommate's mom, or whoever. Report back to Fark on Friday
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boston.com
)
(113)
Happy Thanksgiving, have a piece of grampa's deep-fried leg
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myfoxdc.com
)
(17)
What is the greatest Thanksgiving movie of all time? Hint: It was released 24 years ago
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entertainment.msnbc.msn.com
)
(82)
(Some Jolly Old Elf)
Halloween is barely over, Thanksgiving isn't here yet and stores are putting out Christmas decorations already. Photoshop the results of two holidays being combined into one. LGT example
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thisiskristin.com
)
(24)
Mon November 21, 2011
Dullest Thanksgiving horror stories ever. I know FARK can beat these (voting enabled)
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shine.yahoo.com
)
(207)
Wall Street eats turkey without the gravy as it suffers through another brutal selloff after investors head for the exits ahead of Thanksgiving
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cnbc.com
)
(11)
Conservative blogger concerned that secret-Muslim turkeys may be eaten all over America this year
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motherjones.com
)
(270)
Fri November 18, 2011
Golden Corral is open for Thanksgiving. Discover how food tastes when it is prepared and eaten solely by people who are utterly unloved and alone
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kansas.com
)
(178)
Vegetarian's tips for how you should adapt your Thanksgiving meal to their diet
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mnn.com
)
(520)
Wed November 16, 2011
Photoshop Theme: Create a poster for a rejected Thanksgiving movie
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fark.com
)
(38)
(Some Turkey)
Just in time for Thanksgiving, high school football player introduces "Power Gobbling"
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badjocks.com
)
(25)
When William Shatner warns you about the dangers of deep-fried turkeys, you better damn well listen
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contactmusic.com
)
(33)
Tue November 15, 2011
PBS rockstar chef Christopher Kimball advises Thanksgiving cooks to "strip down the menu. Have the turkey, mashed potatoes and one other vegetable. And then forget the salad. Forget the six other sides"
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oregonlive.com
)
(225)
Q: What is the best wine for Thanksgiving dinner? A: Lots
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reuters.com
)
(74)
(Some Turkey)
Unsure what to bring on Thanksgiving? Here's a handy flowchart
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chow.com
)
(218)
Mon November 14, 2011
(A Dead Turkey)
Thanksgiving is next week; so what has your family done already to make you totally crazy?
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veganmainstream.com
)
(302)
(CBS Local)
It seems that retailers forgot one small thing about opening their stores at 10PM and Midnight on Thanksgiving: their employees want to spend time with their families on the holiday
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detroit.cbslocal.com
)
(218)
Mon November 07, 2011
That 15-year old kid who stabbed a Chicago cop to death? Turns out, the cop was his grandma. Most. Awkward. Thanksgiving. Ever.
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news.yahoo.com
)
(105)
Sun November 06, 2011
(Some Guy)
Lady Gaga is set for "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving," a TV special on ABC. She's going to make deep-fried turkey. This is not a joke
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wisconsingazette.com
)
(80)
Sat November 05, 2011
Holiday sales have started already. That would explain why the stores are playing ♫ SIIIIIIIIIMPLY HAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIIIIIIIIIIIME ♫
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ajc.com
)
(70)
Mon October 31, 2011
(MSP Business Journal)
Target announces plans to open stores at midnight on Thanksgiving in an attempt to get shoppers to spend more time in their stores on Black Friday. Of course, time is pretty much the only thing Americans have to spend this Christmas
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bizjournals.com
)
(164)
Fri October 28, 2011
Man who killed 4 relatives on Thanksgiving to spend the rest of his life getting stuffed
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cnn.com
)
(38)
Sat October 22, 2011
Tim Burton designs balloon for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It looks uncomfortably similar to the Joker's poison gas balloon in 1989's "Batman"
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avclub.com
)
(43)
Thu October 20, 2011
Well, it's one month before their Thanksgiving deadline, and so far the debt Supercommittee has accomplished...absolutely nothing
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washingtonpost.com
)
(65)
Sat October 15, 2011
Massachussetts principal single-handedly cancels Halloween and Thanksgiving. No word on the status of Christmas yet
(
foxnews.com
)
(129)
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