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98 headlines found matching 'Thanksgiving'
Thu February 15, 2018
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Paid your toll bill on time every month? That'll be $12,000 in fines, citizen. And we're impounding your car and pulling your nursing license and throwing your elderly mom out in the cold at 2 in the morning
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? Owen Sixteen
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Fri December 29, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
There can be only one
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's see what Trump thinks about presidents who spend Christmas away from the White House. Oh dear
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Every farking year. You know this wouldn't happen if they'd just nail Him down
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
It's Subby's kid's first Christmas. What traditions to keep? What new ones to add? Link goes to real-tree-decorating, Die-Hard-watching, Millennium-Falcon-gumming start
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Wed December 06, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The search is on for Zippy, the life-size elf that somebody stole from Deerfield, NH
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
UPS says it's a little late digesting Cyber Monday, promises to lube up the system so Brown can deliver for you
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Tue December 05, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY family hiking on Thanksgiving stumbles upon perfect disk of ice spinning silently in the middle of the woods
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New report says 70% of American adults shopped over the Thanksgiving weekend. Not to buy any presents, but just to get some time away from the relatives
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I know Thanksgiving can be stressful, but yelling "take your farking son" while throwing your month old baby at his father and breaking his skull is a bit much
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Reluctant to try cod sperm? Don't worry, it tastes like pork brain, so dig in
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
9 to 5 and 5 to 9 ain't gonna take it, it's Doug Jones time. The Democrats want the world and they want it now, they're gonna take it anyhow. Doug Jones has the airwaves; Doug Jones has the airwaves. Doug Jones has the airwaves, baby
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: Big tax cuts for the rich are needed to send the stock market even higher so the rich can make even more money at lower rates
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Mon November 27, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Look out Tampa serial killer. Former Bubba the Love Sponge radio show producer is on your tail to make a citizen's arrest
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Sun November 26, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona grandmother who accidentally invited young man to Thanksgiving via text last year asks him back for seconds this year, and he even remembers the pumpkin pie this time
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Such a nice pair of kids. Hope it works out for them this time
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Black Friday online sales reach record $5 billion. How much did YOU spend?
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Wanted: Pole installer for AT&T. Immediate opening
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Now that you've seen 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles,' it's time to catch up with the cast 30 years after the original release date 11/25/87
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wondering how long can you keep Thanksgiving leftovers? Follow the chart to avoid sickness
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Made me some turkey stock out of the carcass today. Now what? Chicken noodle soup? Share your recipes for using up this cromulent byproduct of Thanksgiving
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Days Trump has been president: 307 Days Trump has spent at one of his golf courses since being sworn in: 101
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(Independent)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump serves up healthy helping of word salad to Coast Guard personnel during Thanksgiving meeting, says Air Force staff have confirmed we now have "invisible jets," but you can't trust allies, because "an ally can turn; you're going to find that out"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Slow night other than the monkey and belfie threads. How was everyone's Thanksgiving?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"This Thanksgiving, I am grateful Hillary Clinton is not president"
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Thu November 23, 2017
(BNO News)
 
 
 
Active shooter reported near Hempstead, Texas. Happy Thanksgiving
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A new Thanksgiving tradition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's Thanksgiving address to troops: "Me me me." That's pretty much it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name something you could say during both sex and Thanksgiving dinner
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Are you having the most delicious dish of green bean casserole this Thanksgiving? Thank this New Jersey woman for inventing it
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(YouTube)
 
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Your annual Thanksgiving day tradition: Les Nessman reporting on WKRP's turkey drop. "As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida: Where iguanas are one of many things that can crawl up out of your toilet
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A look back at the greatest Thanksgiving movie of all time. "...Those aren't pillows"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You can get anything you want (excepting Alice) at Alice's Restaurant. The Thanksgiving noontime tradition continues
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Lions cook up a Turkey Day Miracle over the 8-2 Vikings? Will the Chargers fry the Zeke-less Cowboys? Is anyone going to get drunk enough to watch Giants/Washington? Your 2017 NFL Thanksgiving triple-header starts @ 12:30 pm ET on FOX
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jonah, Joel, and Felicia are here to save Thanksgiving with the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon. What movies will be served for our enjoyment? Will Joe Don Baker return? Will there be special guests? The livestream starts at Noon ET. Push the button
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you are having trouble getting those pre-Thanksgiving grass stains, head injuries, and even give you a reason to have your kids throw the football to their least favorite brother so that they get tackled on by their fat uncle Frank, look to ESPN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump supporter explains why it's important to listen to Trump supporters at your Thanksgiving table
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(Some Balloon Guy)
 
 
 
Which floats will awe you the most? Which bands will play the best music? Anything else worth mentioning that makes the event great? It is your Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the fun starts at 9am ET on CBS & NBC
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone. Any fun family stories as the day goes on? Any good recipes you are testing out that you want to share? Have a fun day and if you are going out shopping, good luck
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The Washington Post is a worthless piece of crap ... There is no need for anyone at the Washington Post to ever reach out to the Roy Moore campaign again because we will not respond to anyone from the Post now or in the future. Happy Thanksgiving"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeless veteran pays it forward by giving woman his last $20 after she ran out of gas, she pays it backward by raising $100,000 for him. The cycle of giving just in time for Thanksgiving
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
What you should really be stuffing your turkey with is .... hamburgers
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(Some Holiday Guy)
 
 
 
Kicking off the holiday season of endless TV specials and classic movies, we begin tonight with "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (8pm, ABC) followed by the "Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving Special" (9pm, NBC). And awaaaay we go
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving Eve and the NHL has a full slate of 15 games before taking tomorrow off to enjoy turkey & football. Sit back, relax, crack open a few and tell us why you are thankful for Hockey. 1st puck drop @ 7:00 pm EST
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
This Thanksgiving....shop early. Travel early. Cook early. Fight early
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(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Arlo Guthrie, 18, of Howard Beach N.Y., pleaded guilty to illegal disposal of refuse. This is a repeat from November 29, 1965
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is The Search For Spock really the best Thanksgiving movie ever?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A complete list of all the sexual misconduct allegations against Donald Trump, along with the evidence that supports them. Happy Thanksgiving
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If you're flying this Thanksgiving, get to the airport early as the TSA is implementing new screening rules that will take more time as they failed another screening audit
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's new agriculture rules have gutted the turkey farming industry. HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
For your Thanksgiving leftover plans: Bacon Stuffing Donuts
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More involved than killing a dire turkey but not as tasty it's the (U.S. Thanksgiving Edition) Fark Gaming Thread. This week, MDK is free at GOG, and the usual wallet stealing GOG & Steam sales are on. What have you been playing lately? Tell us
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Home for the Pawlidays. Atlanta Humane Society finds foster homes for its dogs for Thanksgiving. It's Woofday Wednesday
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving drawing near we now give you tips for avoiding disasters from dealing with a frozen turkey to lumpy gravy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump makes a major statement concerning national policy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving holiday is the biggest travel time of the year, here are the best times to drive and the airports that you're most likely to get arrested and dragged out of after going totally nuts
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Tue November 21, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is it malpractice to lie to your client in order to keep them from doing something stupid/blatantly illegal? Asking for a friend
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The Day My Liberal Aunt Came To Thanksgiving Dinner in Trump Country." New fiction by The Washington Post
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(NPR)
 
 
 
58% of those polled dread political talk around the Thanksgiving table while 31% are looking forward to pontificating on Thursday. The survey doesn't break it down but isn't that the same as Trump's disapprove/approve ratio?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The NYPD will SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING for the Thanksgiving Day Parade
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, My fiance refuses to vacate our house for my girls' weekend, he doesn't understand girl time: drinking wine, watching chick flicks and talking about our lives. Am I asking too much?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Travelling for the Thanksgiving holiday? What will you be listening to? Subby is going to utilize the free Sirius XM on the journey
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving coming up, here are some helpful safety tips for those wanting to deep-fry a turkey. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass,' 'Fail,' and 'Florida' submissions
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
'Monkey Bread' top-searched term by Iowans, thankfully not on PornHub
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Seeing a shortage of Christmas trees this year? Blame the small plantings after the 2008 recession, and the shortage of trucks created by hurricane relief work
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS goes dark on Dish Network due to carriage dispute, depriving viewers of quality television like, um, uh...something has to be worth watching on that network--oh, FOOTBALL
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo and Lavar Ball present the absolute most EPIC half hour of LOLS. Come for the "You are a hater" and stay for the "Tell Trump to have a GREAT Thanksgiving, cos BIG BALLA IS" Big Smile, Two thumbs up
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
What time do you eat Thanksgiving dinner? For some, it seems it is eaten at breakfast
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: The highlights of Thanksgiving is when my wife wears a Mrs. Claus costume and brings out the turkey. I walked in on my daughter having sex with her boyfriend; he was wearing a Mrs. Claus costume. He'll be at dinner. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman was cooking Thanksgiving for 18 people and then her husband went out for beer, and then I sort of just tuned the whole thing out, but it sounds like she's upset about something. Who knows. Anybody up for a beer run?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What I learned when I tried to make a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving - I'm a raging tool suspiciously absent
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Mon November 20, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
How to cook Thanksgiving dinner in a microwave. Step one: abandon all pretense of shame or dignity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bacon? Really?: 10 Thanksgiving foods you didn't know were kosher
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving week, so Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) will have songs dealing with food (or food type substances) and eating. The show closes out with a Thanksgiving staple
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...because who wouldn't want to celebrate Thanksgiving at Taco Bell?
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"It's Thanksgiving...and you're shopping?" - Shopping on Thanksgiving, the end of our civilization
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how much Thanksgiving dinner cost the year you were born? Well today's your lucky day
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
You might not know this but those delicious green beans you serve every Thanksgiving might not be a vegetable after all, but a fruit at least according to a botanist
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pringles has solved your Thanksgiving problems with their new chips
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Fri November 17, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're flying over Thanksgiving, here's how to stay calm and be... I SWEAR TO GOD, KID, IF YOU KICK MY SEAT MORE TIME
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To make Thanksgiving a little more awkward, try this: The Facehugger Feast Roasted Chicken
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Make it a White Castle Thanksgiving this holiday - Butterball turkey sliders and sweet potato fries return to menu
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're halfway through NaNoWriMo, which I guess puts us at NaNoW or something. Or Just NaNo. Either way, am I on track for 50K words? NoNo. This is your Fark Writer's thread
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
The do's and don'ts of feeding your pet at Thanksgiving fails to include steak
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
No, seriously, Stove Top made Thanksgiving stretch pants, but they're not for over-eaters stuffing themselves, it's to accommodate the amount of water you need to drink to handle the sodium intake of eating their stuffing
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Some Foodie Guy)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual list of "things you should never make for Thanksgiving" that includes most of the things that make Thanksgiving worth having. Also, how do you "make" canned cranberry sauce?
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Sat November 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The smallest Thanksgiving meal you've ever seen will leave you wanting seconds... maybe thirds and fourths
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kotaku reviews Public School Thanksgiving Feast. Man, this Steam shovelware is getting ridiculous
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Black Friday has arrived weeks early
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN to lay off 100 after Thanksgiving. HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I don't mean to be a Scrooge, but too much Christmas music is bad for your mental health
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
How to avoid turning the Thanksgiving table into the Politics tab
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Five ice creams flavored like Thanksgiving dinner foods. No word on beaver anal glands
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
I guess they were in a hurry
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Today's "People Suck": burglars hit food bank for poverty-stricken families, stripping items earmarked for Thanksgiving & Christmas, then letting the freezer defrost; "Who steals from a food bank? We would have given them help if they just asked"
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Fri October 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wow, Thanksgiving at the Kushners is gonna be SUPER awkward this year, even IF they leave his father-in-law in the car: Jared's brother, founder of a healthcare company writes an Op-ed defending Obamacare and attacking Trump's attempts to kill it
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