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63 headlines found matching 'Thanksgiving'
Fri January 15, 2016
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Pomona's Powerball 'prizewinner'; pitiful prank by punk-ass progeny
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Tue January 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama offered to help Joe Biden's family financially when son quit work due to illness. History's greatest monster
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Tue December 29, 2015
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man arrested for indecent exposure can't appear in court because he has no pants
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Sun December 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Silo fire burning since Thanksgiving makes entire North Carolina town smell like delicious sweet potatoes
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Thu December 03, 2015
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Still full from Thanksgiving edition. Did you try anything new this year? How did it go over with your guests? What should we all try next time we're hosting a feast?
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Sun November 29, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mockingjay Part 2 took Thanksgiving weekend with $74.4 million, The Good Dinosaur at #2 with $55.9 million. Moviegoers kept their arms wide open for #3 Creed, which took in $41.1 million while The Night Before thudded to #6 with $11.3 million
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Sat November 28, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post-Thanksgiving Birthday Bash at Arcadium in Lexington, tonight at 8pm
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jared Leto gives his neighbors pies for Thanksgiving to make amends over that Halloween fiasco, laughing all the way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Forget the Butt Fumble. Leon Lett's fumble in Thanksgiving Day on 1993 still haunts him to this day
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
A mother and her 4 kids were able to spend Thanksgiving with Tabitha - the beloved cat they had to leave behind when fleeing from domestic abuse - thanks to the generosity of total strangers. Welcome to a rather dusty Caturday
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
"That's pretty dirty when someone robs you on Thanksgiving day," he said. "That's a new low. That's kind of like robbing from the offering plate. Above and beyond that I just hope we get the trees sold so we can raise the money for the kids"
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Fri November 27, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Something else to be thankful for: You can turn your turkey day leftovers into booze
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I'm just full; I was eating a lot of cheese out there." That's right, it was a Thanksgiving miracle as Jay Cutler got his first win at Lambeau against Aaron "Tony Romo" Rodgers
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man who crashed while fleeing police Thanksgiving morning gets ultimate wish, escapes from patrol car - while wearing handcuffs - in time to make it home to dinner with his family
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Still full from turkey and stuffing? There's always room for hockey, and booze. This is your NHL Thanksgiving Showdown thread. Puck drop at 1:15ET
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
All of your files are exactly where you left them, except for those utilities you installed, and your updated drivers. We deleted them and re-enabled the stuff from our app store that you must have disabled by mistake. Happy Thanksgiving, Windows 10
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What does your Thanksgiving turkey and Tony Romo have in common? Both are now completely done - until next year
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when a party crasher unexpectedly ruins your Thanksgiving dinner? Yeah, it even happens to U.S presidents
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Twas the day before Thanksgiving, when all through the house, the roaches were stirring, while naked mom was passed out drunk on the couch
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
The Washington Redskins went to Twitter to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. It did not end well
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Eat Me. Happy Thanksgiving
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The most disgusting thing you can do with your Thanksgiving leftovers: make Thanksgiving Leftover Pizza
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Thu November 26, 2015
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Thanksgiving turkey isn't even cold yet but we already have our first Christmas Tree theft
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Remembering the best Thanksgiving themed sitcom episode ever. "With God as my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly." Happy Thanksgiving everyone
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hold the cranberries, folks. Looks like we've all been doing Thanksgiving wrong for the last 400 years
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This Thanksgiving, do everyone a favor and keep pictures of your food off Instagram
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(About.com)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving, the day for hysterical cooking mishaps, family grudges, and even loneliness if you're far from friends or family. Pop on in and share your best stories
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Be a decent human being and don't shop on Thanksgiving
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Family? Bah. Turkey? Who cares? Shopping? Never. It's FOOTBALL. Eagles vs. Lions at 12:30 PM on FOX, Panthers vs. Cowboys at 4:30 on CBS, and Brett Favre finally goes away when the Packers face the Bears at 8:30 on NBC
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
What kind of turkeys are being served in the Satellite of Love this Thanksgiving? Mitchell? Manos? Mr. B? Tune in at Noon eastern to find out when the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day tradition continues at bringbackmst3k.com
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(NBC)
 
 
 
It's not quite Fun in Balloonland, and the Marryin' Turkey won't be there, but Snoopy and the Angry Birds will be on display at the 89th Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 9 AM on NBC
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The twenty-five best shows to binge-watch this Thanksgiving. Missing from the list: The Wire, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Batman The Animated Series, The Thick of It, 3rd Rock From the Sun, and Newsradio
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving. The latest outrage is here. Again
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Wed November 25, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Ancient mastodon dung helps scientists discover early humans helped save Thanksgiving dinner"
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
How to talk to your family on Thanksgiving about how to talk to your family on Thanksgiving
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama claims there is 'no specific and credible threat' to the U.S. ahead of Thanksgiving holiday - which of course means TAKE COVER, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Slow cooking just got extreme this Thanksgiving. Introducing perpetual stew
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(NUVO News)
 
 
 
New Comics Previews 11/25 This Thanksgiving Be Thankful For Batman
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Hate visiting your family over the holidays? You can pay this guy to come ruin your Thanksgiving and never receive an invitation again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why do you do it? Why do you force yourself over and over to write mountains of stories? Why do you suffer through the worst month to write a 100k word novel? What are you thankful for? THIS is your Thanksgiving Fark Writer's thread
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers just reduced Donald Trump to a quivery mass of bigoted hatred that you can use his talking points to make your racist relatives understand how awful he is this Thanksgiving
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Remember kids - when a headline ends with a question mark the answer is "no"
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(Craft Beer & Brewing)
 
 
 
Five beers you'll want to drink on Thanksgiving Day while grandma is going off on another one of her racist rants
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Tue November 24, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber will not ruin Thanksgiving
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's the annual AAA gas prices Thanksgiving story, only this year with a twist: U.S. drivers are paying record lows this holiday weekend. Oh, and there's going to be a lot of traffic this weekend as well, just in case you didn't know
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, airfares are about to drop in time for Thanksgiving travel
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turkey shoots down Russian warplane. Thanksgiving in doubt
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Mon November 23, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Ten facts about your Thanksgiving dinner that are as weird as your uncle
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Black Friday through the years: Toys that made parents lose their damn minds
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Sun November 22, 2015
(CSPnet)
 
 
 
Outbreak of bird flu raises cost of Thanksgiving dinner to more than $50 for ten people. Republicans immediately say it wouldn't have happened if all those birds were able to make it through the Obamacare website
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to talk to your crazy uncle without stabbing him with the ceremonial Thanksgiving knife. Pass the gravy please
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Sat November 21, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving approaching, here is your reminder to watch the greatest Thanksgiving movie ever made - Planes, Trains & Automobiles. Also, those aren't pillows
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New study finds that your Thanksgiving turkey is probably on drugs, needs rehab
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why Brits should embrace Thanksgiving, American finest tradition, posthaste
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Fri November 20, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Calorie counting next Thursday? Here's what 200 calories of your favorite Thanksgiving foods look like
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Thu November 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving feast has a ring to it -- if you say "I do" to the $45,000 price tag
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Wed November 18, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's almost Thanksgiving, how is your NaNoWriMo story going? Finished yet? Have you even bothered? What's wrong with you? How about next year? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Put off to next month what you should've done this month" edition
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Sat November 14, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An alternative Thanksgiving
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Fri November 13, 2015
(Black Friday Ads)
 
 
 
With two weeks to go until Black Friday, here's a handy list of store sales and hours, so you can easily find out who's ruining Thanksgiving for their employees again this year
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Mon November 09, 2015
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Target says shopping on Thanksgiving is now a tradition. Sorry Target but eating too much turkey and all the foods that go with it, avoiding certain relatives and rooting against the Dallas Cowboys are Thanksgiving traditions
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Sun November 08, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
This Thanksgiving there will be lots of topics to talk about at the dinner table. Let's not make the fact that our 35-year-old son is still living at home with us one of them
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Fri November 06, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: How can I keep my atheist husband from hijacking the grace prayer at our Thanksgiving dinner and prevent him from upsetting my Episcopalian parents, who take God seriously?" Easy; tell him atheism is a religion
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Tue October 27, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay mashup with Master Chef Junior will give you Thanksgiving flashbacks (Not safe for work language)
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