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86 headlines found matching 'Thanksgiving'
Wed December 03, 2014
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Soap opera actor beaten while delivering a meal to a friend. Suspects include long lost cousin who just came back from the dead, an ex-girlfriend that his stepfather impregnated, and an evil twin
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Mon December 01, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fewer people took part in Black Friday this year and retailers don't know why. How about the rent is too damn high?
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Paul Stanley positively catty over his presumed interpretation of Macy's and NBC's handling of KISS's performance at the Thanksgiving Parade. "They didn't even show the entire song on TV and kept focusing on Gene"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Is there a better way to spend Thanksgiving than by spraying your neighbor with bear repellent?
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Sun November 30, 2014
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
The Hunger Games; Mockingjay takes the Thanksgiving box office by storm, raking in $58.4 million, Penguins of Madagascar a distant #2 with $26.2 million. Big Hero 6 was #3, and somehow Interstellar remained at #4 while Horrible Bosses 2 bombed at #5
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Three games already in the books, and the playoffs looming, last minute roster adjustments could make or break your seedings. Get all the answers to your questions with the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™
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(25)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yeah sorry to ruin your Thanksgiving holiday, but here are Snooki's wedding pictures. Lol Sasha Farber
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(36)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Black Friday sales fall, because of some concept called having big sales on Thanksgiving Day
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Sat November 29, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The California Sheriff's Department spent Thanksgiving day executing one of the largest drug busts in recent memory, seizing more than three tons of narcotics in the desert
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(81)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving isn't really over until you've eaten turkey gumbo, turkey tacos, turkey ramen bowls, and fruity turkey curry
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(35)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Here's a 36 pound Butterball, just in time for the Thanksgiving edition of Caturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just because your boyfriend acted like a turkey and started Thanksgiving dinner without you doesn't mean you get to carve him up like one
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving Parade balloon accident videos
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(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
Turkey crashes through windshield on Thanksgiving morning, ends up as dinner for grateful family
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(28)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant thinks the Eagles "were kinda cheap" in their pantsing of the Cowboys in Dallas on Thanksgiving. Tag is for how Dallas played, and for how Dez likes to whine
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What to do with Thanksgiving leftovers? Slap them all in a tortilla and call them a "leftovuritto"
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain adopts a great American Thanksgiving tradition: fighting in the Black Friday queue
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Having thoughts of a post-Thanksgiving diet? Well, don't go complete Atkins, because all carbs are not created equal
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Thu November 27, 2014
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving poutine manages to offend both Canadians and Native Americans alike
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(69)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Here's your annual reminder to watch the greatest Thanksgiving movie ever made - Planes, Trains & Automobiles
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Addams Family Thanksgiving Play. Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(Some Wino)
 
 
 
Top 10 wines you knuckle-draggers aren't drinking with your Thanksgiving dinner
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(WLBZ2 Bangor)
 
 
 
Newest kitchen tool for cooking Thanksgiving dinner? A Drone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The dark, evil side of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Eleven amazingly inspired Thanksgiving sandwiches. Leftovers won't have to be boring tomorrow
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
No Thanksgiving is complete without a snowball fight that ends in a stabbing. Surprisingly, it's unrelated to Black Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN found the three retail employees who admit they love working on Thanksgiving
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly." Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's not Thanksgiving without Arlo Guthrie and the "Alice's Restaurant Massacre." Here he is performing at Farm Aid 2005
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(Some MST3K Fan)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving, and what better way to celebrate than with an old tradition: MST3K's Turkey Day, hosted by none other than Joel Hodgson, featuring classic episodes chosen by the man himself. The fun begins at 12 PM ET. LGT livestream
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Space station astronauts enjoy "traditional" Thanksgiving meals. I know I can't wait to sit down to a tube of turkey paste and some Tang later today
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want a peaceful Thanksgiving dinner with no family arguments? Don't bring up these 7 topics
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(12)
 
(Some Balloon Guy)
 
 
 
It's your annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade thread, this year with far more intrigue than the usual "will a balloon will get away" as we wait to see if protesters succeed in disrupting this American holiday tradition. 9 am ET on CBS, NBC
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving in Alaska: "I'm sure somebody will bring walrus. There will be moose. There will be seal meat. I'm sure there will be beluga. Musk ox. Pike. Salmon"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Really anarchists, you really want to smash Snoopys face and bring him into the ground on Thanksgiving at the Macy's parade? Fly away Woodstock while you can
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You had me at 'vodka-infused turkey'
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Wed November 26, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finally, science has perfected the Thanksgiving meal
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(NHL)
 
 
 
On this eve of Thanksgiving, we contemplate the things in life for which we are grateful. I am grateful for hockey. And I am grateful the NHL scheduled 9 games for Rivalry Night. So get an early start on your drinking, IT'S THANKSGIVING HOCKEY TIME, 7:30 PM ET
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Would you like a little pre-Thanksgiving Day stress? You know, a little practice before the main event? Watch this lunatic climb a 280 meter tower in Romania
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alone again for Thanksgiving? Maybe you're just not presenting yourself in a way that shows off your qualities, like this twenty-eight-year-old felon who promises to be your worst date ever
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Nine high-tech inventions that modernized Thanksgiving
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Obama gives it to America, with 3,415 new regulations, just in time to be ignored because of the holiday. Because 'not enough federal meddling' is clearly the major problem with American business
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Those silly conservative Republicans and their belief that Thanksgiving is the pilgrims' rebuttal of socialism
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're planning on travelling along the east coast for Thanksgiving, you should plan to leave yesterday
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The definitive ranking of Thanksgiving sides is pretty thorough, with charts and graphs and MASHED POTATOES OVER STUFFING? THIS LIST FAILS
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Eating tacos, going the graveyard in a wagon, a trip to Turks and Caicos, a pool tournament, and Jingles the Elf.... Thanksgiving traditions described by kids to the left, your family's weirdness to the right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Helpful advice for those spending Thanksgiving alone: get out of bed at some point, take a shower, try not to drown in the shallow emptiness of your bleak and hollow existence
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Black Friday has taken the stuffing out of the turkeys on Thanksgiving from farkin... well you get it
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are some tips that will save you hours in the kitchen on Thanksgiving. Of course, so would ordering out, but let's try to make the best of a bad situation
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
American Thanksgiving increasingly catching on in Britain to the dismay of other Brits
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's some Thanksgiving Day science and the good news is your stomach can expand to nearly four liters before it actually explodes inside you
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(Chicks on the Right)
 
 
 
Indystar pulls cartoon showing brown people invading white family's turkey dinner. PC libs have finally fired the first shot in the "War on Thanksgiving"
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohioans found to have "the most miserable Thanksgiving in America", mostly because they have to live in Ohio
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How we've ended up with the modern monster megaturkey of today and why it's so different from those of the 1930s. Happy megabird Thanksgiving
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
George Washington thought people should pray publicly on Thanksgiving, and Franklin Roosevelt moved it from the last Thursday in November to the third one to give people more time to shop for Christmas
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Sun November 23, 2014
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Seattle mayor pardons tofurkey for Thanksgiving. Suck it, hungry people
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
"They thought I was crazy for spending $200 on a free-range turkey for Thanksgiving. But they all demanded leftovers." That's a lot of money for something you can get for $25 at a Wal-Mart
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is just sad
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fewer Americans will go shopping on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently most have already bought their Christmas presents on Black Friday after Halloween
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Sat November 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ferguson grand jury decides to: A) Indict B) No Bill C) Not fark up Thanksgiving and Black Friday
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving dinner at home for family and relatives rises to $49.41, not including the cost of two additional years of therapy
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House Intelligence investigation on Benghazi comes up with information so earth shattering that its findings are released by Republicans on the Friday before Thanksgiving
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(214)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kmart tells employees if they don't come in to work on Thanksgiving, they will "automatically be fired"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about SAFELY deep-frying your Thanksgiving turkey. Well, it's pretty much a photo gallery of what happens when you don't do it SAFELY. It's like calling in a bird-flavored napalm strike on your own house. Wow
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(18)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A tiny hamster's Thanksgiving
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Guess what state is claiming the first Thanksgiving actually happened there
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(46)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Did someone mention Thanksgiving cupcakes? No? Well, no matter, here are 11 recipes to talk about anyway. You're welcome
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Wed November 19, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times looked for Thanksgiving dishes from each state (plus D.C. and Puerto Rico) that say something about the state or its unique cuisine. Tennessee, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
Looking for a dysfunctional Thanksgiving gathering that's authentically miserable? There's a map for that
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Clever Move Games)
 
 
 
Don't care about Thanksgiving NFL games? Here are 7 board games you can play while the turkey cooks
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
A mall in Buffalo, NY will fine any store that does not open on Thanksgiving for holiday shopping. Stupid tag doesn't seem fitting
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(64)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So do any of you out there in FARKland have any weird Thanksgiving traditions?
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Wed November 12, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
This Thanksgiving when you're at your sister-in-law's home wondering just what in the hell is on your plate, be glad you're not eating stargazy pie or Eskimo ice cream
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Tue November 11, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Actual statement from malls that are opening at 6pm on Thanksgiving Day: "We recognize the importance of families, many of whom have started making it a tradition themselves to begin their holiday shopping on Thanksgiving"
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Sat November 08, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Sneak preview of all the new balloons that will join the 88th annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. And yes the Pillsbury Doughboy will finally devour Manhattan unless you break out the proton guns
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Fri November 07, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us to open at 5:00 PM on Thanksgiving day so you can go buy stuff for your kids instead of spending a holiday with them
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Are you ready for Thanksgiving? Working your magic on your classic favorites or trying something new? Share your recipes and help your Farkers have a gluttonous good time
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(132)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
This just in: Airports will be crowded on Thanksgiving Holiday
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(33)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year when somebody comes up with ways to make Thanksgiving dinner healthier and the rest of us laugh at the recipes
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(80)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Sears, Kmart to open early on Thanksgiving. In other news, Sears, Kmart still in business
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(54)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Costco CEO: "Our employees work especially hard during the holiday season and we simply believe that they deserve the opportunity to spend Thanksgiving with their families"
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Fri October 17, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Macy's to open at 6 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day, so people can go from fighting with their relatives to fighting with complete strangers
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(186)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada. Here are four reasons why Americans should celebrate that instead of Columbus Day
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(74)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
This weekend is Canadian Thanksgiving, when Canadian Farkers will gather on their chesterfields, drinking a two-four with their Sorels up on the ottoman watching the Roughriders lose to the Rough Riders by a rouge or whatever. Happy Thanksgiving, eh?
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Wed October 01, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual 'Stores will make employees work all day on Thanksgiving because our society is going down the toilet' discussion
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Wed September 03, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Good news for all you turkeys who still send greeting cards, Thanksgiving cards are now available at CVS
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