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500 headlines found matching 'Tha'
Fri July 29, 2016
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
How one Enlightenment philosopher predicted Donald Trump, which is ironic because there is no one less enlightened than Donald Trump
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
One good thing about the Olympics coming to Rio is that poor people there are finally getting something to eat thanks to the athletes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, OCD Farkers: Here's a complete list of every item in your house that needs cleaned and how often you should wash stuff, down to the air vents. You're welcome
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Philippines is the only country remaining that bans divorce. "We are more Catholic than the pope, especially this pope"
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Thu July 28, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL has dragged its feet on creating a minor league, but, they are sure to create one now so that they won't lose 28-year-old Rugby players trying to learn how to be a running back
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo facing investigation for repossessing cars belonging to active duty servicemembers since, ya know, that's illegal under The Soldiers and Sailors Civil Relief Act. But in Wells Fargo's defense the law was only passed in, uh, oh... 1950
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Mass murderer pledged allegiance to Hitler weeks before carrying out bloody attack on care home. Well, that's a switch
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon stock drops on news that it set a record-high profit for the third straight quarter. Wait, what?
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Baguette vending machine is the greatest invention since ... aw, that's too easy
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Blizzard erects 4,000lb bronze statue of Lich King Arthas Menethil in Taiwan: "Really, do you need a reason to build a 14-foot bronze statue of an undead sorcerer? I should think not. Being awesome is reason enough"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oracle has agreed to buy NetSuite for $9.3 billion. Larry Ellison, "Hmm, Netsuite, that sounds familiar, let me check my portfolio"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans upset to learn that Bradley Cooper isn't really a talking space raccoon too
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Snake-like robot that glides Into orifices makes the FDA nervous, not sure why
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Today's Hollywood sequel/reboot that nobody was asking for: 'The Rocketeer'
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
PolititFact checks Michelle Obama's statement that the White House "was built by slaves." You better believe they received a lot of hate mail
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If ever there's something noble for you to do for your WW I grandfather, it's restoring his WWI plane that was found in a garage by getting it flying in the sky again
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Game studio a farker works with is holding a 'devs vs. everyone' test event tomorrow for their upcoming game whose launch event will be used to raise funds for extra-life/childrens miracle network. Sign up, play, help kids: it's just that simple
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That guy who says if he's president he'll bring the jobs back to America and punish companies that send jobs overseas? Yeah, he just applied for a bunch of "guest worker" visas to import people to mow the lawn and do dishes at his FL country club
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Finally, a technology that would have made Nikola Tesla stop talking to his pet pigeon, stand up, and applaud
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Despite having launched their all-day breakfast campaign, McDonald's profits are lower than previously forecasted
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"A new study from researchers at Western University in London, Ont. suggests there is nothing that terrifies British badgers more than the sounds of CBC News programming"
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Tasty as they are, Middle Eastern cuisine offers up fantastic options that go well beyond hummus and kebab. What are some of your favorites?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Can you believe it? The media's just not buying that Trump's Russia comments were "sarcastic". The stand-up comedy stylings of Donald Trump were just not coming through
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(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
In upstate New York, it's so hot that manure is starting to catch on fire
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Bionic limbs are being made more affordable thanks to Deus Ex
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Muslims outraged over apparent insult on kids tv show. Yes, again. No, not that one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You are a right-wing political news site. Obama gives a convention speech for the ages. Quick, how do you throw a negative slant on that? Got it: "Clinton at risk of being upstaged"
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Finally, the shiba/doge based platformer that everyone has been waiting for
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
My pool is ruining my social life. Thanks, Obama
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will be unbeatable in November because he is animated by the belief that he has a right to sleep with your wife on your wedding night
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Couple buys a lot near SeaTac airport, files to build a parking garage. SeaTac city council puts a moratorium on parking garages. Couple forced to sell at a loss to "phantom buyer" that is really the city. PO'ed judge gives couple $18 mil
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that these 2,000-year-old elongated Paracas skulls found in Peru are aliens ....but they're probably aliens
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the Adele drag queen slays more than Adele herself
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The family that owns Publix Supermarkets has donated more than $800,000 to the groups opposing legalizing marijuana in FL; which is a pretty weird position to take for people that sell donuts and Doritos for a living
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
NHL commissioner refuses to believe there's a link between concussions and CTE, also that hockey players lose all their teeth because they just keep refusing to floss
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(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Mötley Crüe now have their own line of sex toys, although anybody that paid full price for any of their shows after 1989 already knows what being screwed by the band feels like
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
As thousands protest the system as a whole outside the DNC, inside it was one billionaire telling another that he's not welcome at cool kids table anymore
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(Vox)
 
Weeners
 
And, some say, Trump's rectum grew three sizes that day
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Police confirmed in a tweet that the suspect was not Batman
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DNC insiders detail the exact moment Debbie Wasserman Schultz went from staunch ally and defender of the liberal ideal to a rogue scapegoat that needed cut from the party like a tumor
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast execs are proud and happy to report that they lost 4,000 TV subscribers in the 2Q
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Proving nobody knows how to say goodbye quite like the Danish, Copenhagen artists install a giant kaleidoscope inside an abandoned lighthouse that's about to be swallowed up by the sea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose - unless you're a scientist, that is
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix chief slams broadcast shows as "mediocre" and "safe," but you already knew that
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(College Spun)
 
 
 
UK agrees unanimously that they are the 1950 National Champions
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the whole Russia email thing was only one of many insane things Trump said in his press conference today
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Thanks to its profusion of single-location coffee shops and microbreweries, Seattle has defeated Portland to become America's most hipster city in 2016
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poll: Trump, Clinton more disliked by millennials than Voldemort. They should've tested Snape -- he'd win in a walk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is one thing that you think would be a challenge for a non-Westerner to grasp about the West/American culture, politics, entertainment, etc?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Trump Dignity Wraiths" -- I wish I had come up with that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I don't bring up the possibility that Trump has already been bribed or blackmailed by Putin because I don't know enough to really discuss it. I will say there are people who continue bring it up as they think it was absolutely bribery and blackmail
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What Donald Trump meant to say -- according to his attorneys -- was that if the Russians happen to have Hillary's missing emails, then they should give them to the FBI to aid with their investigation
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kardashian vagina maintenance tips? There's an App for that
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The best part of this guy's cooking show is where he just shuts up and cooks. Also that's the entire show
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan spokesman says, Putin is a thug and should stay out of American election. You might want to tell your nominee that
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The inventor of laser tag has a new game platform that might involve sharks with lasers attached to their heads
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
A look back: In the bygone, backwards days of 1955, merely saying that a woman will be President some day was considered "offensive." Wait, sorry, my mistake. 1995, not 1955
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
24 U.S. customs that are offensive in other countries. Only 24?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's desperate, pathetic bid to humanize Hillary Clinton shows that he knows she is going to lose the election
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
SpikeTV moving forward with a "Caraoke" show purloined from James Corden but married with Cash Cab that will feature Craig Robinson picking up unsuspecting pedestrians and forcing them to sing
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(NESN Fuel)
 
 
 
The Tesla driver killed in that crash was speeding and watching Harry Potter. At least he had his pants on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How Susan Sarandon became a DNC GILF. Sorry, that's GIF. DNC GIF
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ten apps that are killing your phone's battery. I mean, Pokemon Go alone, people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor says playing video games is not a sin as long as you don't have a guilty conscience about it. No word if that also applies to his fraud and racketeering charges
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"We're on the cusp of electing a racist demagogue, and that never ends well. I don't know which class you ditched to go to those Bernie rallies, but I have a feeling it was history"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato gives a speech at the Democratic convention in Philadelphia about mental health. Because what better place to give that talk than the city where they booed the Pope and threw snowballs at Santa Claus?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teen boy forced to sleep overnight on airport floor when he discovers he's at that awkward age where he's old enough to be bumped from a connecting flight but too young to be trusted to sleep alone in a hotel room
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
iPhone sales have dropped again which just shows that when everyone already owns your product, it's hard to increase sales
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"T'was a dark and dreary night, full of angst and unrequited hatred at the man. Bodies trembling, lips quivering, ducks quacking. My hot pockets thawed." No, it's not another thread about Donald Trump and the RNC. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Great news everyone: it appears that NO ONE was responsible for killing Freddie Gray. He apparently just ended up dead in the back of a police van with a broken neck completely by magic
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump tells Megyn Kelly it's OK that you don't know what I'm gonna do about ISIS, because then neither does ISIS. That's how I operate when it comes to pretty much everything, like NATO, Russia, China
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(The Local)
 
 
 
A third of all Danes believe that they are at war with Islam. The other two-thirds believe that they are at war with Capitalism
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
All the planets in our solar system that orbit the Sun, please step forward. Not so fast Jupiter
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Poll: Americans think more than half of vets have mental problems. Vets scan Fark headlines, are pretty sure more than half of Americans are fat vapid farksticks who couldn't last 20 minutes in basic training
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Yeah, remember the crying Bernie Bro wearing a Robin Hood cap at the DNC Monday night? The guy that was so widely mocked on social media? He risked his life to pull a woman from a burning car back in May
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio has paid nearly $10.4 million on attorney fees in Arpaio's contempt of court case. Wait, I misread that. Arizona taxpayers have paid nearly $10.4 million on attorney fees in Arpaio's contempt of court case
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Did you dump water on your head in 2014? Congratulations, you helped find the gene that causes ALS
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Tue July 26, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
MTV's True Life will follow four survivors of the Orlando nightclub shooting (aka: four people that are stronger than you and I will ever be)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Relax, the numbers guys say that the Rio Olympics isn't going to make the global Zika pandemic any worse than it already is
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
The only thing more heart stopping than the Cleveland Cavaliers is the Cleveland Cavaliers made out of butter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a shocking development it turns out that state parties received less than one half of one percent of the $82 million DNC donors supposedly gave them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know that Trump rant about Mexicans being rapists and criminals. Trump planned that, but didn't tell anyone, as Trump recently testified. Also, Trump spends half his time RIGHT NOW testifying in lawsuits
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man learns hard way that while open carry is legal, even on a bicycle, even if you are homeless, that one's history of felony convictions can quickly negate one's "rights" to do so
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
"Cutthroat Kitchen" winner and celebrity chef Brian Cartenuto busted for sales tax evasion. That may how they do it at Les Halles in Miami, but it don't work here in Tallahassee
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Every politician knew that you can't push inequality in America up and up and up without at some point suffering a crumbling of the social order, a backlash against the legitimacy of all authority, and a widespread sense of Fark-This-Shiat"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michael Vick feels bad that he was so dog gone dominating early in his career
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"A team of international researchers has created a material that self-assembles on command into swarms, chains, or clusters." Why can't anything self assemble into butterflies or cupcakes?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Why don't schools teach that the Declaration of Independence spends twice as much time denouncing slavery as it does taxation without representation?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At a "townhall" meeting in Roanoke, VA, Donald Trump attacked Senator Elizabeth Warren saying "she's got a fresh mouth" but he DID manage to avoid calling her "a broad", so I think for him, that counts as "acting presidential"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the DNC hacker likely was Russian after all
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman is told that her mother is too fat to be cremated because of the danger of a grease fire or something like that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Who DIDN'T Trump attack at the convention. Apparently Trump won't mess with Michelle Obama. Either that or his practice tweets were so racist that none were sent
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(Google)
 
 
 
So Germany is finding out that not everyone goes for their clothing-optional swimming habit
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Putin let Priebus know that more DNC emails are coming soon
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(Some Gamer Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to Raspberry Pi and leaps in technology, cheap arcade video game emulators, capable of playing literally every significant console and arcade game created prior to 1997, are finally feasible
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Obama's speech last night was so good that the NY Daily News was forced to scrap their golden opportunity to use "Ass Warfare" as their banner front page headline, and replace it with one praising her speech
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo fans: Ditch the gimmicky WiiU controller and just make a game console. Nintendo: What if we did the exact opposite of that?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has mastered Palin-fu: "Debbie. Washerman. Schultz,.. Not good. But she just got fired. They said, 'Debbie, you're fired Get out, Debbie Out' Boom Boy, how about that in terms of disloyalty though, in terms of Hillary Clinton"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Doctor Strange's director says the one word that could alter the MCU forever: Multiverse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rich kid's parents let him play with their money. Kid buys popular stocks, gets lucky, and still does a worse than a total market index fund. Of course CNN is amazed
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The rare headline question that can be answered with "Yes." Live and in its natural environment
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
The science of doping. Athletes trying to get an edge might not like the needles, but it's a hell of a lot better than the old method of chewing on raw animal testicles
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Today's major issue at the DNC that threatens to implode the party: bacon shortage
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Scantily clad Russian women in a fistfight in the back of a taxi in China? THAT'S MY FETISH (mildly Not safe for work)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
App helps you determine if a bar is a sausage fest or a... um, what is the female version of that?
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Pro-tip to DNC: If you don't want your e-mail hacked, try using passwords better than "Obamain08." So was it unchanged in 8 years? Does anyone have suggestions for better passwords?
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(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, it's pretty difficult for computers to generate random numbers. Well, at least it was before now. And that's actually a huge boon for encryption
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Does your dog bite? No. "RAAWRR" *chomp* I thought you said your dog did not bite! That is not my dog...ha ha, I lied, that's totally my dog
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Andre The Giant drinking stories are arguably even more legendary than his accomplishments in the ring - here are six of the best
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Proof that Democrats hate America...the DNC has zero American flags. Thanks Obama
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Islamic leader accused of raping a US airman released on his own recognizance, outraging the local community. What's that? It's actually a priest? Nevermind, community totally cool with it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why does Putin hate Hillary so much? I mean, other than the fact that she spoke out for Pussy Riot during their imprisonment and challenged the legitimacy of Russia's elections as well as their state controlled media. You know, statesman stuff
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh on reactions to his appearance in a rap video: "We did not embarrass ourselves with that. It was a respectable song and video. All cool people like it. It's only uptight white people that don't like it, man"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists studying he DNA of Australian Aboriginees "found sections of DNA that did not match any previously identified hominin species." in their genes. Meaning they found time to fark a completely separate race of humans on the trip from Africa
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Portland, people are outraged that a restaurant owner doesn't want to hire vegans
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(The Register)
 
 
 
By 2040, computers will need more electricity than the world can generate
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Mon July 25, 2016
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
"Is that red fire retardant dropped from planes during wildfires safe for humans and the environment?" hmm...question mark in the title
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The metadata show that the Russian operators apparently edited some documents, and in some cases created new documents after the intruders were already expunged from the DNC network on June 11
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Again with these drones What a stupid concept, these things are hype, what kind of....wait, official Star Wars drones that shoot frikkiin' lasers? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ralph Nader, J.D. Power & Associates marvel that Americans are still buying high-priced new vehicles despite rash of scandals and well-publicized recalls. "After a certain point in time people become numb to them"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Buyout funds value SABMiller's portfolio of central and eastern European beer brands, likely to be divested for antitrust reasons, at $7.7 billion. For their beer, it's more like rent than buy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Call girl songs, Congressional sisters, and getting hot for teacher... the Democratic Convention is turning out to be MUCH more interesting than last week's. This is your DNC Day One Part 2 thread: come for the chill, stay for the Bern
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump supporters raid polling place, tear up polls. Not sure why they were in Thailand however
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
At a rally today, Donald Trump took a moment to thank his friends in Russia and China for hacking the DNC
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
"My Thailand lads .... I'm like so sorry for my drunken outdoor sex act. No Really"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Gay republican couple thought their 3rd adoption of a surrogate child would be easy, until they ran into a Scott Walker-appointed judge, that is. $400,000+ later, they finally have their child and a Kafkaesque story to go with him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's not that stock investors are a bunch of clueless, reactionary idiots, but everyone who jumped into Nintendo off the back of Pokemon Go is now jumping out again after learning Nintendo didn't actually make it
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark's Geek Tab. We have discussions about space law as it pertains to extra-terrestrial mining claims. Sounds dull, but people will be offering to shoot each other in the face a few dozen posts in, it's not THAT different than Politics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest shocking bombshell to emerge as a consortium of journalists pore over the leaked "Panama Papers" is that there seems to be a whole lot of corruption in the oil and gas industry, particularly in Africa
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Non-anonymous trolls on the internet are increasingly becoming the rule rather than the exception"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says it's a "joke" that Putin had the DNC emails leaked to help Trump's campaign. I mean just because Trump has praised Putin and his business empire is entirely dependent on investments by Russian Oligarchs; why would Putin help him?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver makes his triumphant return after a brief vacation hiatus to slam the RNC, calling it a "mismanaged sh*tshow that substituted feelings for facts to create a terrifying false reality"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fact Check: Hillary Clinton's false and misleading claims. No, not that one, or that one either
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker's company unveiled a new logo/brand today, and seems to have fallen into the trap that "uniquely distinctive" and "puke" can indeed describe the same color(s). What's your least favorite brand logo/color scheme?
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(Sunday World)
 
 
 
50 Cent wants to host Top Gear. Sure, why not? Can't be any worse than Chris Evans
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(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Police on the hunt for naked bicyclist who always comes out at night. Neighbors complain about having a full moon more than once a month
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(The National)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the medals that will be handed out to the most successful cheats in Rio. Each one is as individual as a 'B' sample
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus says Donald Trump has a "constitutional right" to make implications that your father was involved in the plot to assassinate JFK because it's "just a conspiracy theory"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Now that I am collecting vinyl, I have had the opportunity to add some seriously cheesy albums to my collection. What is the cheesiest or "guiltiest pleasure" album in your collection. LGT subby's
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who won the Ernest Hemingway look-alike contest in Key West? Dave? Dave Hemingway? That sounds like his fake brother's name
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(Some Baseball Guy)
 
 
 
40 years ago this month, 42-year-old Hank Aaron hit his 755th home run, which was retrieved by a Milwaukee groundskeeper, and then it got weird. "Everybody assumed he would hit more home runs. Nobody thought that would be his last home run"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
California finally admits that Ronald Reagan was full of sh*t about welfare queens
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Secretary to Joseph Goebbels reflects on her old boss: He was "an outstanding actor." No one "could have been better than he at transforming from a civilized, serious person into that ranting and raving hooligan." Sound familiar?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
It appears that the old Lindsay Lohan has resurfaced in Russia
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(AP)
 
 
 
There's one thing dumber than getting into a fight in a moving car and that's getting into a fight with the driver of the moving car. Meet dumber
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Argentinean president Cristina Fernandez denies corruption allegations against her and says one of her top aides trying to hide millions of dollars in gold and jewels at a convent is a routine thing that happens in all governments
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Filmmakers didn't tell the studio or the actors that they were secretly filming a sequel to one of the highest-grossing horror movies of all time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Something that politicians never seem to understand: just because it's legal doesn't make it right. Right, Sen. Kaine?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Legendary punk promoter Ron Watts dies at 74: "I was on the door when a young girl came running up and told me that Sid was backstage, threatening Stinky Toys' female singer, Elle, with a knife. I had to go and disarm him"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Last week in Colorado: "OMG, there's THC in our drinking water. EVERYBODY PANIC." This week in Colorado: "Yeah, about that"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A week after a coup attempt, Turkey's Erdogan decides that he doesn't really need a Presidential Guard
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember a few years ago when 3D printers were all the rage and predicted to be the next big business? Well, about that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to spend less than $25 a day (on food) at Disney World. Step one: Don't go to Disney World
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post:"In an ordinary election year, we would acknowledge the Republican nominee and move on to the DNC. But we cannot salute the Republican nominee or pretend that we might endorse him. A Trump presidency would be dangerous for America"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The hippie economics of Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown are so business-hostile that California now leads the United States in GDP and employment growth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well, that backfired...the GOP's most influential donors have turned their backs on Ted Cruz for his seeming pettiness at the RNC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stop me if you heard this one before: Politician who was adamantly for TPP is set to come out against it on the campaign trail. Rumor has it that he plans to flip flop again in mid-November
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Lego Batman trailer is hilarious and that's not the Joker gas talking
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Sure, that's a homemade waterslide, but that's usually not a problem. Well yes, it's next to a steep embankment, but we still don't think that's a problem. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News thinks it's hilarious that the planet could be destroyed by global climate change which is why they think Kerry's statement about air conditioners is so darned funny
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Plumbers find that the strangest things can clog a drain. And then it gets weird
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(Time)
 
 
 
Things are so bad in Venezuela that McDonald's can't even sell Big Macs
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
One year after the Boy Scouts began to admit openly gay scout leaders their membership is up and they're awash in cash; even "a few of the churches that left are starting to trickle back as the knee-jerk reaction is over"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Deciding that Donald Trump will give them at least four more months, CNN takes a break and decides to freak out over the fact the MH370 pilot did simulation runs that ended with crashing a plane into the ocean
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman outraged that her KFC Double Down is little more than One and a Quarter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some Republicans think Trump may actually make the GOP more inclusive. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey closes another 1,000 schools in Erdogan's post-coup purge because fark schools, that's why
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"Did you think that because it's the peak of summer that you were safe from pumpkin spice mania? No, of course not"
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Man jumps in lake so that he may save baby deer from drowning. He does so and then takes the cutest pic with fawn on his lap
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Up in the sky, look. It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's ... wait, what the heck is that?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Munich shooting appears to have been more Columbine than San Bernardino
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kendra Harrison sets a new 100 hurdles world record in London. You know, the one who missed the US Olympic track team by *that much*
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Japanese to figure out how to make roller coasters more terrifying than they already are. "Riders are only held inside their pedal-powered car with a seat belt. There are no guard rails on the cars"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New suitcase converts into an electric vehicle that will carry a 180 pound commuter up to six miles on a charge at up to eight miles per hour. "You might never have to walk again"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well, that didn't last long; Jon Gosselin is already quitting his job at TGI Friday's
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Another reason the Republican Party is dying, they cannot survive on Hillary hate alone and that's all they have
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Fri July 22, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules that Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence is not allowed to throw women in prison for choosing to have an abortion
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Rumors swirl that Bush might be willing to accept Johnson
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Scott Walker waits till Friday afternoon to announce his new appointment to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, why would he do it on a Friday afternoon? OH lordy.. that is not good
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(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
Oliver Stone claims Pokemon Go is "surveillance capitalism" that "manipulates your behavior," presumably back and to the left
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The message of Ivanka Trump's well-received convention speech basically boils down to "Ignore all that crazy shiat that's always coming out of my Dad's mouth. Me and my brothers and sisters all turned out okay so how crazy could he really be?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That's okay, Spot, you poop wherever you want to, boy. I'll just tap this Uber Pooper App on my smartphone and have some poor sap pick up this doo-doo right away
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Republican vice-presidential nominee Mike Pence thinks condoms are too "modern" and a poor defense against STDs. Never mind that they've been in use for 11,000 years and proven effective against STDs since at least the Renaissance
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(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
Looking for some entertaining short track racing and a lot of crashes and cars that probably shouldn't be raced? Well look no further, as the ARCA Series comes to Indianapolis Raceway Park for the Sioux Chief PowerPEX 200, live at 9 PM ET on FS1
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Atheists sue Kansas City over providing 25% of the funding for a Baptist convention, noting that if they need transportation that badly, they can pray for God to rapture them to and from the arena
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Airways flight to Crete turns back to Gatwick, after flying farkin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: "There will be no lies." (That was a lie)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You are being watched. The Chicago Police have a secret system that spies on you every hour of every day
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Well, the good news is, if you think everything at Best Buy is about twice the price that makes it worthwhile, this could be a good weekend for you
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Seven health products from the past that would not be marketable today
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Saddled with more than $100,000 in college debt, her friend said she could always fake her own death and disappear to a tropical island
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Whatever the highest price ever was last paid for a baseball card, that record is about to be broken soon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the Himba, an isolated Namibian tribe that wants nothing to do with modern society. So lets write a an article all about them. (Not safe for work, indigenous nuduty)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Level 3 sex offender rearrested after being spotted masturbating in public. See, that's why you need to take a level in thief or something with hide bonuses
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The recent success of Pokemon Go was too much too fast, for Pikachu. That rosy-cheeked bastard is back on the sauce.. and it ain't pretty
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing radio host says that because Donald Trump allowed Sajid Tarar of American Muslims for Trump to deliver a closing prayer on the second day of the convention, Trump let a "Demon-God" into the GOP
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton on Donald Trump's acceptance speech: "He painted a dark, dangerous picture of America. One that doesn't need to exist"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toys R Us sells white doll for $2 more than version with darker skin. For $3 more, you get extra breast meat
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling more than a pound of mushrooms and 100 doses of LSD to an undercover officer in the parking lot of a liquid sky island balanced on the eyelid of a celestial squid meditating beneath the infinite implosions of seven Aztec suns
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump just finished an acceptance speech that was by far the worst in modern American presidential campaign history"
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Thu July 21, 2016
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
That moment when you realize you should have read the exclusions clause in that old glory policy you bought
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your textbook: Lichens are a symbiosis of algae and fungus. Latest research: Genome sequencing reveals that a third organism is in the mix that everyone had previously missed
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Texas country singer debuts "Sellout Song" that apes pop/hip-hop blend of modern bro-country genre, inoculating himself against accusations of selling out by making fun of himself for selling out... while enjoying the sound and look of selling out
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover what Farkers already know: if you're over 40, working more than 25 hours a week makes you dumber
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
US Virgin Island representative has sex tape leaked, no word on plan to run to represent Whore Island instead (if it were a real place that is)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In case you were only 99.9% sure that Donald Trump's suggested NATO policy would be a total disaster: Ex-brexit party leader Nigel Farage agrees with him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail with shock news that some roads are not level. Unbelievable news about the pope's faith and what bears do in woods next
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell (R) reassures NATO allies that "if any of them get attacked, we'll be there to defend them"....which is not very reassuring if you consider that they can not even defend their own party from Donald Trump
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That homeless person you just helped might actually be a robot. Suck it, Turing
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee and her Full Frontal crew hop on Herman Cain's tour bus and take a cross-country tour to profile RNC delegates and DNC delegates, and the divide between the two is terrifying and fascinating
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Get your California beachfront property for only $99 down. Don't mind the fact that it's a cesspool of pesticides, it's constantly over 100 degrees, and it will be first to be swallowed up during the next earthquake
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Comedian forced to pay $35K to someone he made fun of. That's the joke
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Kids can be fickle eaters.. what are some of their recipe favorites that they don't turn their noses up at?
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
New clothing line makes kids invisible. Where are the clothes that make them inaudible?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Asshole clarifies that he doesn't support assholes who attack asshole's wives and father-assholes
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists map human brain into 97 discrete areas of functionality, previously unidentified as the succulent morsels of tasty goodness that they are. Mmmmmmm
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that Manafort's done lying about Melania's plagiarized speech, it's time to lie about Donald Trump's NATO statement
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not that anyone has ever accused Trump of being a chessmaster anyway, but even by his standards, openly feuding with the sitting Republican governor of the one state he absolutely must win to have any shot at the White House is a real headscratcher
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Among the 18 people arrested at a Flag-burning demonstration in Cleveland yesterday was Gary Lee Johnson-who was the Johnson named in "Texas v. Johnson"; which is the Supreme Court case that said laws against burning the flag are unconstitutional
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It is the 107th anniversary of Ernest Hemingway's birth, so let's reflect on how Papa Hemingway taught us all how to drink properly and show that it was possible to be a functional alcoholic
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
United Airlines ads use Virtual Reality to show off their new swanky business class. First time ever that "new" or "swanky" is used in the same sentence with United Airlines
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Researchers behind controversial study that claimed a sharp rise in prostate cancer may have pulled their findings out of their...well, you know
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nobody told Viggo Mortensen that he was cut from a Woody Allen film
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Family takes selfies with dead polar bear, asks "Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Outgoing UKIP nutter Nigel Farage thanks Obama for all his help in getting the UK to pass Brexit in a speech at the Republican National Convention
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Wait, tell me that this rare white lion cub that was just born won't make the children cry?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Football player penalized for fighting handed 20-game suspension. Wait, check that ... 20-YEAR suspension
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich proves to be an equal opportunity knob-slobberer as he tried to cover for Ted Cruz, who had been booed off the stage minutes before, by telling the crowd that by attacking Hillary in his speech, Cruz had "implicitly" endorsed Trump
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
The ten most hated Star Trek episodes that deserve a second chance because "bad episodes are funny"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
We put Hillary Clinton in a coffin for a car show. Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Nations report declares that saving the environment requires people to work shorter hours. Your boss still wants you to respond to emails at night and on weekends
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Wed July 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lyin' Ted thanks his delegates. Trump enters on cue (11:30)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pictures of the blast damage that killed the Dallas shooter
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(MMA Fighting)
 
 
 
MMA fighter gets two year suspension for PEDs. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that...you know what, just click the link
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(Mic)
 
 
 
#FreeMilo? I'll take it. Hello Breitbart. I've got something you want, but it'll cost you. That's right. All the derps
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Iceland. Please refrain from taking a dump in public. Thank you
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Plane hits hangar at Pennsylvania airport. Thank you for flying Darwin AIrlines
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Liberals are NEVER satisfied. They get their way on teaching ethnic studies in TX schools, and now they're nitpicking the textbook just because it says that Mexicans as a culture are lazy and Latino rights leaders wanted to "destroy our society"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
That's one small step for man, one giant 3D scan for mankind
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that at least seven species of marine mammals mourn the death of family or friends. Once again, just like us ... unless we're owed money
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(Ecorazzi)
 
 
 
Many vegans proudly proclaim that their food is "cruelty-free," but what they commonly consume are products of forced labor, human trafficking, exploitation, and suffering
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, that'll buff right out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich says he's urged Trump to issue roughly 300 executive orders, or roughly 60 more than Obama has in two terms, on Trump's first DAY in office, just for the "sense of excitement"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If they believe the dog ate your homework, maybe they'll buy that the drugs belong to the dog, also
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Now that the joke has reached a terrifying reality and Trump is the Official Nominee for the GOP, it's time to hear from Mike Pence on Day 3 of the RNC, with Newt Gingrich also talking today. It's your RNC Day Three Discussion Thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forty-seven years ago today, Neil Armstrong became the first human to walk on the moon. In honor of that incredible moment in history, here is a moving tribute by the late, great Carl Sagan and the little green men of Kerbal Space Program
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd proves he is out of touch by claiming that those attacking Leslie Jones on Twitter are white men between 50-60 who are members of the KKK. Like anyone in their 50's who are still members of the KKK could figure out how to Tweet
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Can you tattoo a Yin Yang on my back?" "A Yang? Sure, I can do that"
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Elderly woman beats off would-be robber with bacon. Personally, Subby is not that attracted to seniors, but is slightly aroused nonetheless
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway's sovereign oil fund is making a killing off of Pokemon Go. That's right, kids, if you play that game, you're funding SOCIALISM
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Bentley automobiles and fly fishing: the combo no one has been waiting for (Be warned that the picture could induce day-long douche chills)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So you've taken part in the book fair, read the anthology, what are you gonna do next? Well after this long drag on a cigarette, how about writing some more? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Was that good for you too?" edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seagate releases new Consumer level 10 Tb hard drive, so when it inevitably fails without warning and crashes before the 6 month warranty is up you can lose more data in one shot than ever before
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(Newser)
 
 
 
New sunscreen gadget shows where you missed a spot. Don't we already have that? It's called the bright red blistered area from third degree sunburn
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Very longtime Farker paulseta has written an orchestral elegy for the people of Nice, France. Would love to see this go far and wide, and hopefully bring some beauty to the horror. Thank you
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Listeria concerns prompt 372k lb hot dog recall. That's a hell of a big hot dog
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler auto sales probed by Justice Department after regulators become suspicious when the carmaker said that more than two people actually bought a car made by Fiat Chrysler
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Those of you who bet that Tiger Woods would be unable to play in a single golf tournament this season can go collect your money
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
(They) were booked into the jail Sunday on a charge of failure to report a dead body, but that charge ultimately was not filed against them in court because the man was still alive
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am dating a bro who has a tattoo that rates every woman he's slept with on a sliding 1 to 10 scale. He's only got three so far. If we break up, can I prevent him from rating me? Or do I stay with him to avoid becoming a number?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House passes most significant mental health reform bill in decades. Which apparently is being done in advance of the possibility that Donald Trump may actually be elected President
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Day 2 of the GOP convention was supposed to be all about jobs, jobs, jobs. Pop quiz, hotshot: name three things that weren't discussed last night
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(Time)
 
 
 
New study shows that the latest group that can be defined as overwhelmingly anti-Trump happens to be Harry Potter readers, who liken Donald Trump to Bellatrix Lestrange, the crazed Death Eater who only wanted to sow death and destruction
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
In a move that will only make it more popular than ever, HOA tells tenants they must take down the blue ribbons tied around trees in honor of police officers
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why there was a random guy named Chris Cox yelling about guns during tonight's RNC that was supposed to be themed "Make America Work Again," it's possible they invited the wrong person named Chris Cox
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you thought that Zika was the biggest thing to fear in Rio then you haven't heard about the exorbitant roaming charges
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two geniuses who jumped out of a moving cab to avoid paying the fare, then decided to sue to cab driver for the life-changing injuries that they suffered, have lost their case. Three cheers to the legal system
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson thinks Americans are a bunch of thieves as he praises Melania Trump's plagiarized speech. "It's a sign that we share the same values"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson says that his statements that all foreign countries can suck his British balls were taken out of context and he's never really said anything offensive about other nations
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(UPI)
 
 
 
That's it, Maduro, rage against the paper machine
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Today, Detroit's demolition program has torn down their 10,000th vacant building since 2014. Fark: City officials estimate there are about 40,000 buildings that need to be demolished
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Mercedes looked at all the trouble Tesla was having with autonomous driving and thought "let's do all that... but with a bus"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Alex Jones refused to speak about his Pokemon Go psyops conspiracy. They've must've gotten to him too. Was that even him or another lizard-impersonator? There's no telling how far this thing goes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have your kids have been sleeping too well at night? Or is your partner too in love with you? For the low price of just $900, you can own this lifelike, silicon mask of Donald Trump that will come to life and kill your family
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Indiana hates Mike Pence almost as much as Indiana Jones hates snakes." Samantha Bee breaks down the idiotic selection that is Trump's VP candidate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Professional speechwriters cannot fathom the idiocy that was Melania Trump's speech
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not without a fight: Stubborn warship used for a sinking exercise takes 12-hours to sink despite being hit with over 5,000 pounds of explosives. They don't make them like that anymore
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Locals freak out as clueless tourists jump into the raw sewage that is Rio de Janeiro's harbor. Correction, make that Baltimore
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toxic spill on the Don Valley Parkway as tanker truck flips over containing...salad dressing? THAT stuff is salad dressing? Ewww
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
RNC: We do not condone any of the sexist anti-Hillary merchandise people are selling around the convention. Everyone: That's great. So, when will you make them stop? RNC: Well let's not get crazy here
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
OK, that's probably not a good sign
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump's so bored with his own convention that he blathers mindlessly with Bill O'Reilly during grieving mother speech
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You misunderstood. What I meant was that we're not just white, we're also superior. So it's ok 'cause we're better. See?
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Need to protest? What better way than to get your 12 friends together and shut down I-95 South during rush hour? Article complete with "they look like I expected" mugshots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop comparing the RNC with My Little Pony or bronies. One's a group of creepy isolated adult children that get together and live in an alternate reality bubble, and the other group likes colorful cartoon horses
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Turns out the guy Trump picked to squash the anti-Trump rules change vote has a history of jackbooted tactics to get his way. I mean who would have thought Trump acted that way
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Campaign sources tell an NBC reporter that Melania didn't really even WANT to give the damn speech in the first place and she's mad enough about it, that if Trump wants to STAY married to her, he will fire someone VERY loudly and publicly
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Some Democrats gave speeches that share a few words with other things people have said at some point in documented history, therefore Malania didn't steal two paragraphs from Michelle Obama. Or something. I don't even know anymore
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
It appears that the guy who set off a series of explosive devices in Panaca, AZ was less of a suicide bomber, and more of a bomber who committed suicide, according to the coroner's report
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here are 10 proofs that the Earth is flat ... and by "proofs," I mean arguments that a 10-year-old could debunk
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby has gone blind thanks to progressive cornea disease, rendering him a prisoner in his own house. Not even the best pr0n and roofies can get him off now
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(UPI)
 
 
 
While a Koala may be one Australian animal that won't kill you, it will break into your house to pole dance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brazilians block WhatsApp. Man, that's a lot of people who can't use WhatsApp
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fantasy (that is, regulations) runs into reality (that is, engineering) for fuel-economy standards
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Many at Fox News have anonymously criticized Megyn Kelly for not joining the women publicly coming to boss Roger Ailes' defense when former anchor Gretchen Carlson accused him of sexual harassment. Turns there's a good reason for that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part 1 of CNN's fact checking of the RNC. The shocking thing is that CNN is actually engaging in journalism for once
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google takes down artists' website, erasing fourteen years of work because apparently backups are just things that other people do
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP: Uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
In Heyerdahl-esque project, academics try to paddle grass boats to Okinawa to prove that ancient Taiwanese settlers without knowledge of wooden boatbuilding could have sailed east 30,000 years ago and discovered Japan. Tide breaks them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 15 MLB power rankings see the Giants stay on top while the Atlanta Braves who spent more than any other team in the 2016 draft remain at the bottom
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
When you run Melania Trump's speech through plagiarism-checking software used by teachers, it says there's "less than one in a trillion chance" speech is legit
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coming soon to your 401k - Chinese junk bonds that even the Chinese don't want
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Know what I could go for right now? A cupcake that looks like a huge pimple
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Seth from North Massapequa, you're on "The Fan". A breakdown of the phenomenon that is "Sports Talk Radio". A brief history of those who have pioneered it, as well as its idiosyncrasies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"[Scott] Baio checked his schedule and quickly confirmed that he is, in fact, Scott Baio. The week was free"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Antonio Sabato Jr., former soap opera actor, reality dating star, and dancing with stars, was an RNC "keynote" speaker, and he used the platform to say that America has had a "Muslim president for the last seven and a half years"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pooty Poot warns that Russia will make its own Olympics if Russians aren't allowed to cheat
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(Today)
 
 
 
Chris Christie: 93 percent of Melania Trump's speech not plagiarized. That's an A+ at Trump University
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are you searching for that will make your life complete?
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(Not Some Gal)
 
 
 
"Women for Trump" event at RNC wound up being more like "Woman for Trump," except the turnout wasn't even that good
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China to the Philippines: "Any chance you can just ignore that court ruling that says we're full of shiat?"
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
All that scary-looking body armor the cops in Cleveland are wearing for the convention? You can get your own, right next to the Schwinns and Huffys down at K-Mart
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Of course Melania Trump's speech sounded poised and polished. That's because we've heard this speech before. Literally
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New study finds standup comics die earlier than other actors. That's cold, Jerry. COLD
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Mon July 18, 2016
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Burglar shot in Great Bend... oh, that's the town's name
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police believe that two women found dead in a Rhawnhurst motel room Sunday, with their heads covered with plastic bags and their hands tied behind their backs, committed suicide together
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, the rally that Alex Jones and Roger Stone held in Cleveland was as insane as you'd expect it to be
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New study finds residents of red light district enjoy living there, say 'it's better than daytime TV'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain's new prime minister says she'd nuke 100,000 people if she needed to. That's comforting
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Orioles minor league team the Bowie Baysox to honor the late David Bowie by changing their name to ... the Bowie Baysox. With uniforms that would make Ziggy Stardust proud
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What's dumber than leading police on a 100 mile-an-hour chase around town? Bragging about it on Facebook
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If a presidential candidate were to assert that the earth was flat, news analysis articles would have the headline 'Shape of the planet: Both sides have a point'"
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(Some Reynolds Wrap)
 
 
 
If you had "less than a week" before the 'Nice attacks are a hoax' conspiracies started to fly, come forward from your underground, tin-foil lined shelter and claim your prize
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Wearing someone else's skin used to be reserved for serial killers, but the fashion industry is trying to change that
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(AP)
 
 
 
Details leak out about Iran nuclear deal. And what a wonderful deal it is. There ya go nominees. Yeah, you go have fun with that
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
EU considering 'nuclear option' on UK. That escalated QUICKLY
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The reason that the stock market is reaching all-time highs? Two names: Donald Trump
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Hackers say attack that took down Pokemon Go servers was just a test. Warns of bigger attack to come, possibly preventing millions of people from having fun for several hours in a row
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Here's a handy map of all of the police surveillance cameras in the Twin Cities. Just in case you need that for ... reasons
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Some jerk "fan" just totally took Justin Bieber out of the zone by daring to throw him a gift on stage while he was rappin' with the kids. "Take this moment to listen and try not to give me a hat, because I probably don't want that shiat"
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(Slate)
 
Video
 
How do Tea Party Senators get re-elected? Apparently by pretending that they haven't been in Congress for the last six years
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Tourists don't come to Thailand for such a thing. They come here for our beautiful culture"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In spite of what happened when you went out to dinner this weekend, there is not much evidence that stupid people are having the most kids
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's Softbank in talks to buy UK-based ARM Holdings for $32 billion, says Brexit is not factor despite improved yen-pound exchange rate that lowers cost of acquiring world's dominant mobile chip designer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Filings by RNC victory PACs show that they jointly raised about $32 million with Trump in May and June...which is to say the Trump campaign netted about $2 million and the RNC picked up $30 mil for non-presidential races
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
"What is it about cocaine that amplifies confidence so much?" Celebrating 30 years of Stephen King and AC/DC's classic team-up, Maximum Overdrive
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're a fugitive from justice and trying to avoid the police but you also play Pokemon Go, chances are that Charizard in the booking room the police invite you to catch is just a big scam
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"OK, your fare is $14." "Sorry, I got no cash on me." "That watch looks nice." YOINK
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That asshole who shot three cops in Baton Rouge? Yeah, he was affiliated with the Sovereign Citizens, not BLM. Man, I guess there's gonna need to be a lot of revised Facebook posts this morning
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Cow piss latest fad in India, is pricier than milk and not coincidentally harder to collect
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Missed it by *that* much
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The investor class overwhelmingly believes that Hillary would be a beneficial asset to the stock market and Wall Street
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
'Suicide Squad' drops new character teasers that kick ass
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
That story Trump tells from "the Art of the Comeback" about when he was on the verge of bankruptcy in the 1990s and he used his brilliant negotiating skills to make his creditors his biatch? You'll be shocked to learn it didn't happen quite that way
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Might want to cut back on your popcorn purchases this week. Turns out this probably won't even be close to the wildest GOP convention in history. In fact, you may need No-Doz more than another bowl of popcorn
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"Researchers found that available kidneys were less likely to be harvested from potential donors over the weekend and more likely to be discarded when they were procured on a Saturday or Sunday"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Someone needs to tell Paul McCartney he can't sing in the same keys that he did way back when he was 64
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Conventional wisdom suggests that although Mike Pence makes sense, campaign donations will diminish from dollars to cents
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(Google)
 
 
 
Why do people submit links that have been on the main page for weeks after they were on the main page? Stupidity or hoping for the repeat?
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT). Just a headsup that the show will start a few minutes late this evening
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Canned wine finally going mainstream, for those of you keeping tabs on sector. "Wine apps, wine slushies, wine ice cream -- millennials are craving wine, and they want it presented in a different manner than prior generations"
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Woman sees evil face on her slice of key lime pie: "I went next door to a church I'd never visited. These people didn't know who I was - they told me to leave. They told me it was demonic and that I needed to leave and have my house anointed"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
This Boston columnist is of the opinion that Roger Goodell won the battle but lost the war with Tom Brady
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(Marijuana Times)
 
 
 
If children do come face to face with a marijuana edible without their parents around, [Washington] has decided that there needs to be clear labeling that tells the kids that they have at last found what they were looking for
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's hit piece "Hillary's America" gets slammed by known left-wing rag New York Post. "Cheesier than a Kraft Singles truck but half as subtle"
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(PureWow)
 
 
 
The secret recipe that has escaped us for generations has finall