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500 headlines found matching 'Tha'
Sun May 28, 2017
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver observes that LeBron has trashed his forecasting system that didn't like Cavs' playoff chances, searches for reasons system failed. He has practice in doing this, you can tell
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
White House: "Here's a picture of all the NATO leaders' wives." Journalist: "Isn't that the Luxembourg PM's husband in the back row?" White House: "THERE WERE ONLY WIVES AT THE NATO SUMMIT"
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Sat May 27, 2017
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Because more guns = more safety, new Tennessee law will allow guns in any government building that doesn't pony up and purchase metal detectors and hire a staff of security guards
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
"Doctor offices are dangerous, that's why I carry a gun in my purse" says woman who shot another person after dropping her purse. "See? My point exactly"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
818 hot dogs are eaten every second on Memorial Day. Boy, that's a lot of cow lips and assholes
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
At the meeting she held up copies of a study that she said showed that playgrounds can increase crime
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Companies now demanding that low-level workers such as janitors and landscapers sign non-compete contracts because of "trade secrets" and "expensive training"
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
While bands like Creed and Nickleback get the proper amount of abuse for being really shiatty bands, Train doesn't. Here's one reviewer's attempt to correct that oversight
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's National Security Advisor says he "would not be concerned" if Kushner pushed for covert communication links with the Russian government. Let that sink in for a moment. National. Security. Advisor, my ass
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(The Firearm Blog)
 
 
 
Don't know what to get that firearms nut? Bullets? Nah. Spotting Scope? Please. How about Gunsticles? Like Truck Nutz, but for your gun. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Definitive proof that Delta Airlines is evil
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times swallows its pride and says Mitch McConnell might be right about something, agrees with him that it may be too hard to replace Obamacare
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Melania Trump is being credited with U.S. tourism to Slovenia being up 30%. She may take it upon herself to personally thank all three of those tourists
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's Secretary of State decides to snub those pesky Muslims this year. That should help - something
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why the female cashier is being nice to you: A) she is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you, or B) because that's literally her farking job, you cretin
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Alt-right trolls furious that Star Trek is suddenly embracing multiculturism. Klingons, Ferengi agree
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to Trump's America: Defense attorney arrested after telling rape victim that Trump would deport her if she testified
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Coal miners as crushed as the coal they crush as Trump White House reveals the crushing truth that their jobs are not coming back
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Fri May 26, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Whoever came up with the Dirty Dancing remake should be put in a corner. That and other movie remake catastrophes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
We have Melissa McCarthy to thank for Sean Spicer's downfall - raising his profile was the kiss of death
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You ever have that dream where you're naked at a storage facility, so you drive off in a truck, but it has a giant black and white statue of a swan in the back? That... that was just a dream, right?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian riot police have to use water cannons to disperse crowds of angry demonstrators and make more than 150 arrests during protests in Kolkata over...wait for it...the breakdown of law and order in the city
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Doctor, my heel hurts." "I can fix that by sticking my fingers up your hoo-ha"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan finally tries to start a Twitter spat with Ariana Grande herself, bashing her for going home rather than comforting Manchester victims. The "Piers Morgan is a Twitter douche" trifecta is complete
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
In Japan, officials' only response to ongoing demographic time bomb is to sponsor speed-dating events and fatherhood classes. "It's great that [the government] is worried about it. But these things will not work"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Odds are good for New York State to establish the country's first universal health program, just looking for the 32nd sponsor in the Republican State Senate in Albany. Good luck with that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Economic Council Director Gary Cohn becomes today's lucky Administration member who gets to play "Well, see, what Trump MEANT by that was"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A guy that would mock and then sucker punch a young man with cerebral palsy is not a model citizen in other matters
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
40 years ago, teenage wunderkind Rickey Henderson stole a record 7 bases in an MiLB game ... a California League record that still stands today. The future flashed before Modesto's fans eyes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Food store chain announces that gay customers will be refused entry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baby hippo Fiona gets a beer in her honor, now if we see a hippo drinking beer that would be awesome
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
As you prepare to cook out this holiday weekend there's a reason why the food will smell so good, and you can thank French scientist Louis Maillard for explaining why. Here comes the science
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman's service cat that detects when she's about to have a seizure runs away. In other news, someone thought it was a good idea to train 'service cats'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For some, old news. For others, something to come .... All the absolutely awful things that happen to your body when you turn 30
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Montana NBC affiliate refused to cover Gianforte body slam because they had no reliable source for story, despite numerous outlets reporting on it. To be fair, it surprised many that Fox News was the original source and that it reported it accurately
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Why is Net Neutrality important? If it dies, Comcast can just block a protest site that points to its trying to game the comment system at the FCC, instead of sending them cease and desist letters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Super-comforting DHS Chief John Kelly tells "Fox and Friends" that the terror threat is WAY worse than most realize, saying "people would never leave the house" if they knew the truth. Enjoy your weekend everybody
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who came up with the Ice Bucket Challenge drowning in medical bills. If only there were a drug that could be easily made in an RV and sold to pay those bills
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump meets one on one with EU leaders. Does he a) talk about finding common ground on issues like trade, terrorism, or other American national security interests? or b) complain that it's just too damn hard to open a golf course in the EU
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fmr. Speaker of the House Boehner says that GOP tax reform is just a bunch of happy talk thanks to a President that seems to be learning on the job how to be President
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Tweets that his European adventure has "made and saved the USA many billions of dollars and millions of jobs." You're welcome, America
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "law & order" president is not being brought down by the "liberal media;" it's actually the law doing their jobs that's sending him into a tizzy over Russia
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Add *helium* to the list of natural resources that's scarce, that we're wasting, and that nobody cares about
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Split between Democrats and Republicans, the Federal Election Commission rarely agrees on anything, but they have unanimously decided that Ted Cruz is a jerk...oh, and he broke election laws by failing to disclose loans he took from Goldman-Sachs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that Montana election that was a referendum on Trump according to the Democrats? It's no longer a referendum on Trump to them because the Republican won. Now it's a referendum on Trump according to Republicans
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Howard Kurtz is shocked - shocked - that Fox News isn't immune from cries of "Fake News" from Trump supporters when they report the facts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police: "Hey let's put that crack in the lost-and-found box. Somebody would be bound to claim it"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Veep's original cast signs a deal to return for a seventh season--yes, even that skyscraper of shiat Jonah
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Des Moines, Iowa has worse affordable housing than Brooklyn, New York
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More likely to get you out of trouble than the Nintendo Power Glove (it's so bad), it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Link goes to Retro Arcade Neon, a 80s themed emulator frontend to show your kids what arcades were
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
NASA announces 2022 mission to explore metal asteroid containing platinum and gold, estimated at $10,000 quadrillion. Economists say it's so valuable that it would crash the world economy
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The 1980s Sylvester Stallone movie that teaches you everything you need to know about being a man
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Great news everyone. It's the last Friday of the month and that means it's time for the monthly Steam Key Swap. With the long weekend ahead of us, there's no better chance to try something new. Trade 'em or give 'em away
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actual Trump team vetting process: 1) Search Google. That's it
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Americans still see manufacturing as the key to job creation. Unfortunately the only thing we're able to still manufacture are part time jobs that pay minimum wage
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson denounces Montana GOP congressional candidate for bodyslamming reporter, then goes on to explain that it's all liberals' fault for saying so many mean things about Trump
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In Finland you can put your child in forest schools where they spend most of the day exploring the outside world. That sound you hear is helicopter parents everywhere crashing on their fainting couches and calling out for vapors
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
160-year old beer comes back to life on Friday, will still taste better than Coors Light
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It shouldn't come as much of a surprise to find that fidget spinner porn is now a thing (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid is soooo embarrassed because his dad picked him up in school wearing only a speedo. Wait 'til kid shows up at graduation in only a bra and panties. That'll teach him
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Thu May 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Trump's away, Pence tries a cunning plan. Let's see how that worked out for him
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember bow hunters, when you encounter a bear that's human hunting ...be very, very quiet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker who believes in chemtrails and asserts that the earth is 6,000 years old tapped to head education committee, because of course
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Investigation to add focus on Jared and his ties to Russia. Seriously, is there ANYONE in the Administration that DOESN'T have ties to Russia?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin says there's no guarantee that tax reform won't benefit the wealthy. Other than the fact that it's being put together by a White House made up completely of old, white billionaires
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Family claims that the severed animal heads found under a bin were part of a 'cleansing ritual' to cure a man of schizophrenia. At least, that's what the voices tell them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Duncan Hunter (R-CA) says that GOP Congressional candidate Gregg Gianforte's assault on a reporter is absolutely unacceptable for a would-be public official, you know, "Unless the reporter deserved it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Huh, so the members of an alliance meant to keep Russian influence in check are a bit wary of a guy who got into power with the help of Russian intelligence. Funny that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces that he will have the Justice Department begin an immediate investigation into who is leaking all sorts of sensitive intelligence being provided to the US by its allies. Justice Department: "Found him"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sears actually posts a quarterly profit after selling the one thing they had than anybody still wanted: The rights to the Craftsman brand name
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
ABC's remake of 'Dirty Dancing' has two left feet. Baby should have stayed in that corner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wanted doughnuts so badly that you would rip the bumper off a car?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It was 25 years ago this week that Johnny Carson passed the Tonight Show torch by bidding everyone "a heartfelt good night"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Nude dancers push back." Isn't that usually $20 extra?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you spot a bizarre blue pink sea creature that looks like a balloon washed up on the beach, just leave it alone
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon stunned that someone thinks the Montana Slam wasn't Trump's fault
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
On literal eve of election, Montana newspaper that had previously endorsed Republican Congressional candidate and amateur wrestler Greg Gianforte explicitly un-endorses said Greg Gianforte
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Star Wars released 40 years ago today. In celebration here are 40 little-known facts from that galaxy far, far away
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two college students spend 48 straight hours in a Walmart. "At one point I just went and sat down on the toilet for like an hour. It was the only place that was quiet and away from the lights. It was probably the best time I had"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Montana Republican Congressional candidate who bodyslammed reporter today cited for "misdemeanor assault" by sheriff. A misdemeanor "citation" rather than a felony arrest? Sounds like the white decision was made here
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's going to be okay. You can still display the only Confederate flag that mattered
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
51 South Koreans arrested for smuggling two tons of gold nuggets worth £77 million in their rectums and private parts. Au, that's gotta hurt
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Already home to more deadly forms of life than anywhere else in the Milky Way, Australia adds traveling anti-vax dipshiats to the mix
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it too much to ask our police to *not* run over and sock 14-yr-old girls in the face? I hope that's not placing too much of a burden on our heroes in blue
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School bus driver treats busload of kids to Dairy Queen on last day of school. Naturally, someone has a problem with that
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Did the Russians troll Comey? Did Comey put out that message before the election because of troll?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans: We thought we had this Montana special election locked with our amount of crazy there, it's a lot "closer than it should be"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Much like junkies jonesing for a fix, thanks to the Perds, we've got nothing to do tonight. To counter that we're going to jump 40 years (40?? holy crap) into the past & have a joint screening of Slap Shot. Everyone push play around 8:30pm ET SUJ
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in
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(The Local)
 
 
 
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sentient blob of hate pudding Alex Jones says the children and teens killed in Manchester were "Liberal trendies." God help us if his children grow up as hateful and--oh, right, the judge ensured that wouldn't happen
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amazon's "no checkout" store idea heads to Europe. Owners of 7-Elevens say that's nothing new, their customers have been doing that for years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Huh, maybe that's why everyone who reads my novel gets sick. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California runs the numbers and guesses that FREE healthcare could cost $400 BILLION annually
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(Time)
 
 
 
And Jesus said unto his disciples "Verily I say unto you, that a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven...unless you are offered a free Toyota Land Cruiser, then I say go for it"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It appears that Jessica Simpson is going the way of Anna Nicole Smith, and all Ellen DeGeneres can do is stare frantically into the camera as if to say "someone please help this woman"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you wanted to, I dunno, write your Congresscritters or something. Here are 66 programs that Trump's budget plan would eliminate. Who needs OSHA training anyway?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Things have changed, but that doesn't mean we can't wish Bob Dylan a happy 76th birthday
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So if your company makes $10M/year, and China's stock market trades at 1000 times earnings, and there's a Chinese chemical company that wants to double its market cap, maybe your talking cat app really is worth a billion dollars to someone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Clinton's email server played a decisive role in deciding the election. But I wouldn't agree with the idea that the media is responsible for it"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Stale french fries? That's a gas, gas, gas
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue ducklings that were swept down a storm drain. And by 'ducklings', I mean big, burly construction workers
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs' David Ross shows that he came to play in the DWTS grand finale by batting 1.000 with the judges. Will there be two Cubs' championships in one year?
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
ICE uses a broken and out of date database to identify immigrants for deportation. Guess who doesn't have a problem with that system?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Demonstrating once again that nothing is certain in MLB - after a manager challenge, umpire changes the call WITHOUT replay
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC to outraged Trump supporters who demanded that they punish Stephen Colbert for saying mean things about His Orangeness: "Fark your feelings"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Franken: "You have to understand that I like Ted Cruz probably more than my colleagues like Ted Cruz . . . and I hate Ted Cruz"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
European intelligence agencies freaking out about the fact that most of the information on the Manchester attacks in the media is being sourced from American officials, and would like them to stop leaking on an active investigation
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump uses the exact same language to describe terrorists that he applies to people that want affordable Health Care... which he has been shown to believe only costs $15 a month
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Indonesia seems determined to challenge the established Fark wisdom that it's "the reasonable Muslim country"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Awkward is that time the TSA found your 3-D printed mouse penis
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ethics Office responds to White House's attempt to block disclosure of ethics waivers with a scathing letter that cites a Republican senator who backed their legal authority to request that waivers be made public under the previous administration
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. CEO pay is rising again -- they got an average 8.5 percent raise last year. Let's all pull a little harder and sacrifice a little more, and maybe we can get that number into the double digits this year. COME ON, WE CAN DO IT
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the thoughtful and reflective message that Trump left in the Holocaust Memorial guestbook
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will more tapes drop on Paul Ryan? Will Jared get news that he should probably flee to a country without extradition? Does anyone else miss Spiceweasel? THIS is your scandal/shoe drop/Snekretary thread. (~3-5 pm ET shoe droppage)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sir Roger Moore is off to that Casino Royale in the sky
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed budget is based on a $2 trillion math error. A huge error, really beautiful. The biggest error in the history of federal accounting, folks. Ginormous mistake. Yuge. That's trillion with a T, people
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
While it's cool to find a few bucks under a couch cushion, woman discovers that her 30-year-old flea market ring is a 26-carat diamond worth $455,000
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"This 'cult' had one goal ... to rewrite history to hide the truth, which is that the Confederacy was on the wrong side of humanity." Full transcript of New Orleans mayor Landrieu's speech after taking down the confederate monuments, worth a read
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Popularity of liberalism is surging. If only there were a political party that could represent these views
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Because once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor. That's why not Zoidberg
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Primates self-medicate with drugs other than alcohol
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Hey buuuuudy. 25 years ago two losers became cool after digging up an Ice Age-era caveman in "Encino Man." Here's a look back at the moronic movie that gave us Pauly Shore
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Don't judge a book by its cover - especially when that book is face down
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Among thu manny benefitshes of dranking alcohlol, you can shcratch off preffentinge heart disheashe. Memry lossh ish shtill gaad thaaaa
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump has now committed the same offense that led Richard Nixon to resign from office. It was enough then to shock Republicans to drop their support, why not now?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Four baby squirrels needed to be rescued after their tails all got tangled together. That's nuts
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox News staffers and reporters upset that their network is pushing a conspiracy theory. Really, guys? Just ONE of the bullshiat crap your employer pushes is what offends you?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eating beans instead of beef would reduce methane emissions globally. Subby's wife begs to differ on this finding
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Describing his trip to Saudi Arabia,Trump tells group of Israeli officials at meeting in Jerusalem that he "just got back from the Middle East." OK, who gets to be one to tell him what "Middle East" actually means?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Justice Gorsuch: it not fair that the rich can't do whatever they like with their money. IT IS NOT FAIR
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple 40% more valuable than Chicago, 300% more smug
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know it's not cool to put sugar in someone's gas tank. But if you've ever wondered what exactly results from doing that, today is your lucky day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
C'mon, that scientist is way too hot to really know anything
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Super-PACS have become the landing spot for every sleazoid, grifter, flim-flammer, and mental defective attached to the Trump bandwagon that isn't presentable enough for government work. So naturally Tomi Lahren just joined one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study concludes that due to genetics, smart white people are more likely to be autistic, while dumb white people are more likely to be fat and crazy. And here. We. Go
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara discovers that Superman is a dick (CW 8ET)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex West resumes on the banks of the Cumberland. The Perds try to blast the Ducks out of the sky and advance. The Ducks try to stay alive and avoid that farking dog. We try to get Pierre to do a Marcel Marceau impression. Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Don't bogart that joint my friend, it seems cannabis and Christ can coexist with devout southern Christians. Pass it down the pew
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steveston Harbour port chief: That kid had it coming. If anything, that sea lion is a hero
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says that Trump has somewhere between an even chance and a 1-in-4 chance of being impeached, which is about the same as what he said about Trump being elected
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A white supremacist is being accused of fatally shooting his two neo-Nazi roommates after they objected to his decision to convert to Islam." There is one tag alone that can do this story justice
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House press release states that President Trump wants "lasting peach" between Israel and Palestine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mountaineers confirm that the famous "Hillary Step," the last obstacle on ascending Mount Everest, has collapsed, making climbing Mount Everest practically impossible. Or maybe just making it really easy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After the recent tragedy at Wrigley Field, we look back at significant tragedies that have happened at sports stadiums
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Repealing/replacing Obamacare all comes down to a slow-moving turtle. If he ever wants to come out of his shell, that is
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you bought $100 of bitcoin 7 years ago, you'd be sitting on $72.9 million that you'd never be able to use
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NATO denies report that their Secretary General said Donald Trump has a "12 second attention span", says it's actually 8 seconds at best
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Napoli hit a monster home run that clanged its way into the center-field camera well. Free game activated
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Brussels-Britain Brexit battle has been reduced to "NUH-UH, YOU OWE THAT MONEY"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We want to give the impression of every aspect of dinosaur life," said the exhibit creator explaining why the robotic dinosaurs fart, pee and .... hey, anybody see Johnny? He was standing right where that big red spot on the floor is
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Think we should put a steel plate over this giant hole we dug for sewer work? Nah, it's just an alley, what's the worst that could happen?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kate Upton reveals that she isn't confident wearing a bathing suit. Which makes as much sense as one of the Kardashians saying they are camera shy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The most bizarre moments from Donnie's first trip to Saudi Arabia. You bet your ass that creepy "New World Order" hands on the globe pic is included
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
All that talk of Amy Fisher keeping a low profile since returning to Long Island? Well, about that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China's state-run media declares reports that the government killed CIA sources 'a sweeping victory'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that time a bunch of people died on Game of Thrones? The GOP is nearing that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For all the talk of "let's live for today", and therapy trying to confront the past, it turns out that the central function of the brain is prospecting outcomes for the future
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA), Articles of Impeachment drafting process may already be underway in the House Judiciary Committee
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Remember in 1998, when then D-backs manager Showalter, nursing an 8-6 lead, walked Bonds with the bases loaded. Well the Mets just considered the same bases loaded strategy with Mike Trout. That's respect
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Sun May 21, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫ Thank you for helping with bills ♫
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
♫ ♫You put your Google in, you take your Amazon out, you put your Facebook in and you shake it all about. You engage in world domination while you turn the world around, and that's what it's all about ♫ ♫
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(Showtime)
 
 
 
After twenty-five years, that gum you like is coming back in style. Pour yourself some coffee and serve up a slice of cherry pie, Twin Peaks returns on Showtime 9 pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just how many points will the Cavs win by tonight? Or by some miracle can the Celtics actually win one? How did I ask that last question with a straight face? NBA Eastern Conference Coronation, tip 8:30 pm ET on TNT
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Ad campaign pleads to people of Spain, France, Greece, Italy, Thailand to help protect pasty Danes. "Tens of thousand of Danes travel from the cold dark north to your beautiful beaches ... [where] ... they abandon all precaution and roast in the sun"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump subReddit gets set to "private" after someone goes on an epic free speech rant. Yeah, that'll show everybody
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Much like Dear Leader, The new head of the FCC, aka Notorious M.U.G. refuses to show proof of his claims that the FCC suffered a DDoS attack
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
North Korea successfully tests yet another ballistic missile that went higher and for a longer time than any other missile previously tested. It's just a matter of time before the crazy one gives up his war with the sea and aims for land
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes' seventeen-year-old son didn't exactly have Christian forgiveness in his heart during his father's funeral. "I want all the people who betrayed my father to know that I'm coming after them, and hell is coming with me"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday needs something to satisfy its sweet tooth today ... without sticking to the tooth. What's your favorite hard candy? And what was that stuff in the bowl on grandma's living room table that had been there since 1973?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two charged with stealing a hearse that had a corpse inside. They'll face a stiff sentence
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Should we wish for a President Pence? Pro: He would at least be competent. Con: He would be the most conservative president of modern times - easily more conservative than Trump, more even than Ronald Reagan
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(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
Video game company to YouTube reviewer: If you don't take down your video that gave an accurate description of our game and how we're trying to rip off our player base, you can eat this copyright strike
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(Some Fool)
 
 
 
I pity the fool that don't wish Mr T a very happy 65th birthday
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
That's one way to get guns off the streets. LAPD offers Target gift cards in exchange for guns and collects 800 pistols and assault rifles at neighborhood buyback
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's becoming apparent that even robots are misogynists, out to limit women's ability to work
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Is he in time out?': Breaking news that Reince Priebus is coming back early from Trump trip abroad has Twitter ablaze with questions
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Sat May 20, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden aren't playing "Hallowed Be Thy Name" on tour due to ongoing legal dispute. That Apostle Matthew has some tough lawyers
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(Chron)
 
 
 
It is illegal to own more than six dildos in Texas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
City decides that the best way to reduce traffic accidents from a busy intersection is to ban cars
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Bill, and Nardole meet The Pope, who is disappointed that nice young Adric fellow didn't come along for a visit, and read a book in Doctor Who: Extremis, 9 pm ET on BBC America
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(Preakness)
 
 
 
Will Always Dreaming continue the dream of a Triple Crown? Or will another horse shock bettors everywhere and take it? What is your favorite horse name that is in the race? It is the 142nd Preakness Stakes, post time is at 6:45 pm ET
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Couple trying to conceive via artificial insemination kept matter private, even from family. That was until Pasco County Sheriff's Office posted on its social media page how they helped wife store sperm in dry ice thermos. Hilarity ensued
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(ACSH)
 
Weeners
 
No really, the penis is a social construct that hastens climate change. All hail the penis
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Dark Tower' gets 2 new movie posters that kinda suck
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You know how climate change flooded the doomed Global Seed Vault? Yeah, about that
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"My shirt is fine." "That's a suspension and an arresting--" *ring ring* "Okay, a suspension, and no graduation ceremony"
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
LA: Legal sellers of marijuana are swamped by black market vendors in the wake of legalization. "They don't live in the community, they don't invest in the community, they just know that our people are going to purchase cannabis"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club stays in Hollywood for another week, this time trying to find which books that so far have resisted all efforts to be immortalized on film really need to be brought to the big screen
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(Tastefully Offensive)
 
 
 
Area man notices that the news copter is broadcasting him live and busts out some ultimate white dad dance moves
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke, up for deputy Homeland Security job, has uniform festooned with BS medals and decorations. "You see all that sh*t pinned all over his dress uniform jacket? That's not supposed to be there"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The National Security Council will have heartburn these whole 9 days praying Trump doesn't ruin relationships. "You can't say what not to say," the source added of Trump, "because that will then be one of the first things he'll say"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO, that bastion of Liberal Propaganda chimes in. TL;DR - them Trump fan farkers are just crazy
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Comey DO play that
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cops in bus station: Get out of that seat. Old lady: Can I have my cane, so I can stand? Cops: After you get up. Old lady: I can't stand without my cane. Cops: STOP RESISTING ME
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Intelligence intercepted Russian communications where Russian officials bragged that they had a close relationship with Gen. Michael Flynn and could use him to control Trump and his administration
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"While in the office I asked the subject to remove the meat from inside of his pants. He explained to me that he was a police officer"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's official: Longtime unwavering U.S. ally in the Middle East is completely livid thanks to the Grand Blabbermouth Cheeto
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Guy shows support for girlfriend by wearing her grad picture on his shirt. Thus proving that Mashable writers weren't alive in the 90's
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, telescopic sights on rifles are much older than we originally thought, dating back to at least 1775
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they've found a way to cure people with HIV and Zika by infecting them with a CRISPR virus that infects those viruses and edits out the DNA they need for survival. Other phases of the treatment involve needle snakes and gorillas
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, about McCarthy's little "joke" that Putin pays Rohrabacher and Trump? Turns out the FBI has been making the same joke since 2012. Without the joke
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(UPI)
 
 
 
And in the pages of the history books, it will be written that the great American experiment ended not with a bang but with a...hey, did Kim Kardashian just post another photo to Instagram? Awesome. Um...what were we saying?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Pensioners are angered that Tories and Theresa May want to eliminate their discount winter fuel, so they may turn out in record numbers to vote in Labour and Jeremy Corbyn
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(The American Interest)
 
 
 
The DOJ's appointment of a widely-respected former prosecutor that doesn't fish has Democrats worried since the whole Russia case is based on internet chatter and tin foil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what researchers are calling "The Charlie Sheen effect", sales of HIV testing kits nearly doubled after the actor announced he was HIV+ , though that may have been attributable just to former partners of his getting themselves checked out
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder that Kevin Costner used to be a huge box office draw thanks to bows and arrows, defiant American accent, and laissez faire attitude. Man, they don't make them like they used to
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All that nuclear testing in the Cold War may have f*cked up space, and not in the good way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
People are starting to get a bit fed up with Target, and it's beginning to show in their bottom line. I mean, like seriously, why would you want to, you know, go to a place that you, like, have to dress up for and everything?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'Deadliest Catch' star arrested after Uber altercation. Man, that must have been some fight
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Adolescent AI creates new colours, Martha and Snoop immediately add "Dope 219 209 179" to their palates, while kids everywhere tell their mom they want "Turdly 190 164 116" for their room
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Shockingly expensive Pokémon watch costs more than most people make in a year. Correction - several years
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Early reviews of Wonder Woman movie say it's the best movie DC has yet made. Admittedly, that's a pretty low bar to cross over, but hey, positive reviews are still positive reviews amirite?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump will be safe if anyone tries to bomb the King David Hotel during his stay. Man, who would bomb the King David Hotel? Only a complete scumbag would do that and only a bigger group of scumbags would give medals to the people who would do it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert gives CBS its longest late night winning streak in 7 years. First time since the 1960s that anyone has written a sentence that contained the words "CBS" and "winning streak"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"IBM scientists demonstrate ballistic nanowire connections." Ballistic nanowire. That's even cooler than transparent aluminum
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Prized show cows saved from barn fire in Climax. Thankfully this headline is not a euphemism
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's private lawyer tried to convince the Office of Government Ethics to excuse Trump from signing his financial disclosure form...you know right under the part that says "I certify that the contents of his report are true, complete and correct"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why are Trump supporters okay with him committing treason? 'Cuz stigginit to libtards over country, that's why
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Anything that shows Trump was not being entirely truthful with his "no, no, next question" response calls into question his credibility on a whole range of issues." The real story here is apparently CNN still thinks Trump has credibility
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House staffers say that what with the trebuchets pounding the ways day and night, and that squad at the front gate with the massive battering ram, they're kinda starting to feel like they're under siege
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I accidentally ran over a squirrel driving to work this morning and feel horrible about it. I just needed to get that out
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: Cincinnati Mayor's Office issues proclamation for "Tre Day". News: Mayor says had no knowledge of it even though he signed it. Fark: 'Tre' shot & killed a Cincinnati police officer less than two years ago
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teens don't know enough about love, sex or misogyny. They also don't know that much about history, biology, a science book or the French I took
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Joe Lieberman has more experience than all of my Dem. colleagues combined. So screw them. And u can quote me." --Can do, Sen. McCain
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I would think that a bug that likes biting humans around their lips and faces as they sleep and then defecates into the wound with feces that harbor an infectious parasite that causes heart disease would have a scarier laymen name than "kissing bug"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"After Chris Cornell's death: 'Only Eddie Vedder is left. Let that sink in.'" I've never seen a headline that was my first immediate thought before, but here we are
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrat leaders: "No one ought to rush to embrace the most extraordinary remedy that involves the removal of the president form office." In other words, we need to ride this horse to the midterms
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 14 animals that are on the brink of extinction, so let's do what we can to help save these majestic animals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One-third of U.S. seniors don't use the internet. Mostly the ones who still have a VCR sitting next to a cassette player that's still flashing "12:00"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Does anybody remember or seen any of these animals that have gone extinct in our lifetime?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is willing to travel far and wide to go to a good festival this summer. Are there any you personally recommend? What is the best thing to eat or participate in at that festival?
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Easier to please than the citizens of Sim City, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Prey? Oxygen Not Included? The Surge? Portal Knights? Also, this week, what game(s) changed your life back in the day? Tell us
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pair arrested for having sex in public. Charged with lewdness, ugliness, and "that's just nasty"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"I'm not crying," wrote a senior Etsy engineer. "I'm just allergic to capitalism" - well, maybe you should have thought of that before you cashed in your options after the IPO
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has now been promoted to Jesus Christ. And we all know how THAT story ended, don't we kids?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
You want a divorce? Because that how you get divorced
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
A 64 year-old liberal's first foray into an NRA convention: "The common thread among the conventioneers I met was fear. Real, genuine fear. But that's no accident. Protecting yourself from crime, real and imagined, is what the NRA is all about"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Recusal." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
So, Trump's big speech on Islam that he's giving in Saudi Arabia? It's being written by notorious islamophobe Stephen Miller. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Would you take a pill that made you more moral? Make other people take it?
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(czmilosz)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour - Live tonight at 10pm Eastern - Tonight's theme: Thanks Chris
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Roger Ailes was the Christopher Columbus of hate." Now THAT'S how you write an obituary
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Now that a Special Counsel has taken over the Trump/Russia investigation congress can get back to doing what it loves best, investigating Clinton
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That guy banging into the furniture in the next room? Probably using the VR porn
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(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
New study says teen "angst" can be an early sign of teen depression. Or it could just be a sign that they are a teenager
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There needs to be a bill passed that protects the internet
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The only reason Michael Flynn was not the vice president or secretary of state is that he bombed on television and Trump thought less of him for it. Let that sink in
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Get that grill fired up, you Farkers. Simple burgers and brats to your fancy shmancy selections.. But don't skip sharing. We can all enjoy your goodies for the grill season
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Democrats are raising record breaking amounts of money going into the 2018 midterms. Thanks Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump thinks that Mike Flynn will beat the rap and come back to work at the White House. No, really
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
A quarter of Americans are really atheists in the closet. That's a big closet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Medical Examiners confirm that Chris Cornell was just hanging around before he died
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Now that the weather is nice and summer is coming, here are some tips on how to minimize carcinogens in meat while you grill, become a hippie. Warning: There is almost no hope for bacon
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These historical monuments have mysteries that are still unsolved. Rumors with them include a knight that is guarding a grail and a nasty curse for whoever violates them
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump announce his resignation? Will he throw Pence under the bus? Will he tell Santos that he's "no Arnold Vinick"? THIS is your Trump/Santos joint press conference (3:45 start time)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How Nathan Fillion was almost, kinda, sorta in "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2." Whatever, Ben Browder was golden
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Baby boomer doctors are more likely to Fark up and kill you than are Gen X and Millennial doctors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NYPD officials are now saying the car that rammed into a crowd of pedestrians in Times Square does not appear to be an act of terrorism, but instead the result of the area being mistaken for a farmer's market
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia planning to "dazzle" Trump during his visit. And given his tastes and level of sophistication, they're undoubtedly going to have no trouble with that at all
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence confirms that she was the one dancing on a stipper pole in that video and she doesn't care what anyone thinks about it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chaffetz asks that the burning clown car be pulled over so he can get out
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Israel: Marine One is too heavy to land on top of the ancient Masada fortress. Previous Presidents: OK, I'll take the cable car then. Trump: F that, I'm canceling my trip
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Retail stores are in a LOT more trouble than it looks as an examination of the balance sheets of the few remaining department stores show they are basically credit card companies that give away clothes, shoes, and appliances to cardholders
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"That's not my husband," woman says after in-flight emergency. To be fair, after he started attacking people with a coffee pot, I wouldn't admit to marrying him either
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We need to pivot the news cycle, Mr. President." "Renegotiate NAFTA?" "That probably won't wo--" "RENEGOTIATE NAFTA"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Have you been the victim of Wineshaming? And no, that doesn't involve waking up naked in someone's back yard surrounded by empty Sutter Home bottles
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(Some Critic)
 
 
 
Leonard Maltin mourns death of VHS, which means death of only-on-tape products like the non-digital edition of Star Wars, the "Betty Boop: The Definitive Collection" box set, and many well-known old movies. Thankfully "Laserblast" made it to DVD
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Things Trump is happy to do for longer than 15 min: Play golf. Talk about crowd sizes. Watch Fox & Friends. Things he won't do for longer than 15 min: Read intelligence briefings. Keep state secrets to himself. Visit Israel's Holocaust memorial
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A photographer waited in a river every night for four years to get that perfect beaver shot. Apparently nobody ever told him about the internet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon learns that being unfunny AND apolitical is a recipe for disaster in the late night TV wars
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
School district apologizes for inappropriate comments that inadvertently ended up in a high school yearbook. This is not a repeat from every graduation season since the dawn of the first high school yearbook
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: Marijuana is EVIL and the DEBBILS LETTUCE and we will never ever never make it legal. Bankers: I'd like a slice of that market share please. GOP: Hey maybe we were a bit hasty with this whole cannabis thing
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Second largest torrent site shuts down abruptly, and without any arrests involved. Not that anyone reading this ever uses those
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lonzo Ball's father is a bit of a dick, but you already knew that
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery is boldly going where no show in the franchise has gon--wait, why does that look like Star Wars?
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VP Pence decides "now" would be a good time to register a political action committee. I wonder what would have spurred him to do that?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Truman also didn't like media which means that Trump is correct and has never obstructed justice
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
A six month long News 13 investigation reveals that convicted felons don't normally have half a million dollars lying around once they're released from prison
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Forget about Impeachment, Donald Trump will likely be President until 2024 thanks to the cognitive and behavioral sciences phenomenon called the "default effect"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump asked Comey to imprison reporters rather than investigate Flynn. Imagine how proud all the Trump voters must be over their decision last November
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
While we await the breaking news of tonight, let's take a guess on which major revelations will be revealed that forces Maddow to re-write the whole show before she goes on air. This is your Rachel Maddow discussion thread, 9PM EDT on MSNBC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Country that once sold US military secrets to the Soviets decides to highlight their deep ties to the US after Trump is caught giving military secrets to the Russians
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ryon Healy's upper-deck homer smashed a fan's phone, and the A's offered to replace it. That baseball racked up some serious roaming charges
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it turns out that teams intentionally tank seasons to get better draft positions
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"The kids had fun, followed the rules, and made lifelong memories. Unfortunately, for kids in 2 of those vehicles, those memories will include that time the teachers were drunk and drove us to the airport"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a "clear and present danger." Hey, I remember that book; we need a Jack Ryan to take him down. Willem Dafoe can help too
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Kentucky life expectancy diminishing rapidly, unsurprising given that it is the home of bourbon and Fark
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
It's time for results of the annual analysis of more than 10 million workers' drug tests. Party on Garth - party on Wayne (guitar solo)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Da Bears announce one of their big concerns with their new QB is that he sells enough Bears jerseys
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(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS announces the shows for the fall 2017-18 schedule that no one will admit they watch even though the shows all get huge ratings
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves \ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: \ All mimsy were the borogoves, \ And the mome raths outgrabe." Huh, maybe that's my writing problem, I keep using words people recognize. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sessions is preparing to prosecute media outlets that publish classified information, insists that all stories should be submitted to the Trump Administration for approval for publication, or else
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember that cute kid who demanded an apology from Mike Pence after being accidentally bopped on the nose? Fox News remembers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beards are the best way to make you more desirable....mostly by covering up that thing you call a face
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Since it doesn't look like Spiceweasel wants to come out and play today, why don't we take a second and discuss/digest the news that has come out in the last week? It's only Wednesday. Let's try and parse through the unending flow of shiat, shall we?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC mounts a counter-offensive to save Donald Trump's reputation by claiming that he is the victim of a coup d'etat
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Google protects its trademark name after court finds insufficient evidence to show that the general public sees the word "google" as a generic name for internet search engines
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's really the media's fault. All that coverage of Trump's boneheaded behavior probably revealed more classified information because they kept quoting Trump. Stupid media
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The information provided by Sally Yates to the Trump Administration detailing Flynn's illicit relationship with the Russians was so incontrovertible that I don't even have anything witty to say about it
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese men list top seven deal-breaker traits of women that make it impossible to consider dating them. I guess knees aren't so sharp in the Far East
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man finds that the best way to get a free air conditioner is to put on a Home Depot apron
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No, see, what happened was, Comey didn't immediately report to the DOJ that Trump was attempting to obstruct justice, so that means Trump didn't do anything wrong and now will you please shut up and go away
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Another First World problem has been solved now that somebody invented an air conditioned backpack
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Trump was busy tripping over his own dick, conservative media decided to cover a made-up DNC murder mystery that fell apart in just hours
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of course Fox News wanted to put a Congresscritter on the air to defend Trump. One teensy little problem with that
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man gropes woman in Chantilly area. That's getting kind of personal
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Duke athletic department posts full-time position that requires college degree, has no pay, sucks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A list of the 25 best-paid hedge fund managers shows they made a combined $11 billion last year, with the top earner pocketing $1.6 billion-despite the fact that more than half had returns lower than what an S&P index fund would have yeilded
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Senator Jon Cornyn also announces that he prefers the job stability of not being Trump's man at the FBI
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway insists that she doesn't defend Trump for the money and then points to the dark void where her soul used to be
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
European courts level a series of trade rulings against Britain that will be imposed upon Brexit, creating a massive political minefield for Theresa May to maneuver
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bad trailers that show all characters and plot points encourage bad moviemaking, as directors and studios assess trailer reaction, re-edit movie to match the trailer, give the audience exactly the lack of surprise they want
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
"I realized in that moment that Twitter was the most important work of my life"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that time Trump demanded the execution of Edward Snowden for handing classified information to the Russians?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference championship commences tonight with San Antonio at Golden State. Let's hope that Zaza Pachulia doesn't commit manslaughter against the Spurs again. 9pm ET on ESPN
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Russian Foreign Ministry advised Americans on Tuesday to avoid reading U.S. newspapers following a report that Trump had disclosed intelligence information to Russian officials. Sorry, the only joke is, he's actually the president
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Q: What would it take for Republican politicians to finally turn on Trump? A: Being caught on camera eating the live flesh of an abortion. And even that may not be enough
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Louisiana House declares that soldiers of the Confederate States of America are American heroes and by golly you will not disrespect their service or their valuable contributions to our society
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(Some RiverKing)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey continues tonight as we head back out west to the ... the .... the eastern side of the Mississippi River.... (puzzled shake of the head). Whatever, the important part is that the Perds & Ducks face off for their Game 3 - 8 pm ET SUP, etc
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(Independent)
 
 
 
East End residents assess influx of hipster bars and gastropubs, prefer the now-closed strip club. Stripper: "It feels like Shoreditch is finished. You can have a craft lager and an artisanal sandwich and that's it"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)