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500 headlines found matching 'Tha'
Fri November 28, 2014
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks for your help, Afghani translators. We didn't wipe out the Taliban as promised, but you're on your own now anyway. Best of luck
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Realizing that they already have their eight wins, Dallas decides to take the rest of the season off
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Remember Darwin the Ikea monkey? His new pad costs more than you'll earn in the next ten years
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Thu November 27, 2014
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving poutine manages to offend both Canadians and Native Americans alike
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists develop drug that reduces the harmful effects of binge-drinking on the brain. Clinical testing on Fark staffers is expected to begin immediately
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Here's your annual reminder to watch the greatest Thanksgiving movie ever made - Planes, Trains & Automobiles
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Addams Family Thanksgiving Play. Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are paying others up to $22 an hour to wait in line for black Friday deals only further proving that some people have way too much money or free time
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
An elderly man built on his house: A bowling alley. 16 seat cinema. Squash court. A bar. And a casino. That's right, a casino. All of which the City Council demanded be demolished
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(Some Wino)
 
 
 
Top 10 wines you knuckle-draggers aren't drinking with your Thanksgiving dinner
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(WLBZ2 Bangor)
 
 
 
Newest kitchen tool for cooking Thanksgiving dinner? A Drone
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Drummer and guitarist quit Megadeth over "creative differences." Jonathan Davis and Ted Nugent rumoured to be replacements
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The dark, evil side of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
For the first time in over twenty years, vinyl sales crossed the one million mark in the UK, and it's all thanks to... The Arctic Monkeys?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
According to the Billboard charts, One Direction are officially bigger than the Beatles
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Eleven amazingly inspired Thanksgiving sandwiches. Leftovers won't have to be boring tomorrow
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says she's portraying the villain in the Paddington Bear movie, denying reports that the bear is actually the terrifying villain in this year's darkest horror movie
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today would have been Jimi Hendrix's 72nd birthday. As we give thanks, let us remember one of rock and roll's greatest musicians, taken from us too soon
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
No Thanksgiving is complete without a snowball fight that ends in a stabbing. Surprisingly, it's unrelated to Black Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN found the three retail employees who admit they love working on Thanksgiving
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly." Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's not Thanksgiving without Arlo Guthrie and the "Alice's Restaurant Massacre." Here he is performing at Farm Aid 2005
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(Some MST3K Fan)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving, and what better way to celebrate than with an old tradition: MST3K's Turkey Day, hosted by none other than Joel Hodgson, featuring classic episodes chosen by the man himself. The fun begins at 12 PM ET. LGT livestream
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Space station astronauts enjoy "traditional" Thanksgiving meals. I know I can't wait to sit down to a tube of turkey paste and some Tang later today
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Court expert says that two babies accidentally swapped at birth and raised by the wrong parents should have a no-return no-exchange policy
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Add cricket to the list of things in Australia that will kill you
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember that reporter in Alaska who quit her job on-air after announcing she would dedicate herself to her marijuana business full-time? She's discovering that making a principled stance doesn't stop the government from asking questions
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Colorado man captures beautiful flying jellyfish-like critters with trail-camera: "Drew is not convinced that the pictures contain live creatures, but he believes there could be something to the mystery" (w/pics)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New video proves Alex Jones is really Bill Hicks. And if you believe that, I've got some land in Arizona Bay to sell you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"He asked me to do things that I wasn't going to do, He's ugly, old and disgusting. I tied him up. I took his money and left. He was starting to creep me out. I brought the zip ties in case of a situation where I needed them"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, would you pay $175 extra for a mobile phone to go from flat to full battery in just 30 seconds? Israeli company is all charged up that you will
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want a peaceful Thanksgiving dinner with no family arguments? Don't bring up these 7 topics
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(Some Balloon Guy)
 
 
 
It's your annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade thread, this year with far more intrigue than the usual "will a balloon will get away" as we wait to see if protesters succeed in disrupting this American holiday tradition. 9 am ET on CBS, NBC
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study finds that running can keep you younger, slow down the aging process, leave you many miles from home
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving in Alaska: "I'm sure somebody will bring walrus. There will be moose. There will be seal meat. I'm sure there will be beluga. Musk ox. Pike. Salmon"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Really anarchists, you really want to smash Snoopys face and bring him into the ground on Thanksgiving at the Macy's parade? Fly away Woodstock while you can
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Wed November 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A school considers cancelling a field trip to watch the Nutcracker ballet over concerns that some parents may be offended that it shows a Christmas tree
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finally, science has perfected the Thanksgiving meal
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Strange Thrust: The unproven science that could propel our children into space, make a great porn movie title
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(NHL)
 
 
 
On this eve of Thanksgiving, we contemplate the things in life for which we are grateful. I am grateful for hockey. And I am grateful the NHL scheduled 9 games for Rivalry Night. So get an early start on your drinking, IT'S THANKSGIVING HOCKEY TIME, 7:30 PM ET
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI says that last year, 512 guns sales slipped through the cracks of their system and a person was able to purchase a gun without having their background checked for prior felonies or history of mental illness. 512 PER DAY or 186,000 total, that is
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Would you like a little pre-Thanksgiving Day stress? You know, a little practice before the main event? Watch this lunatic climb a 280 meter tower in Romania
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
What cop is better suited to perform illegal strip searches than Michael Vagnini
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alone again for Thanksgiving? Maybe you're just not presenting yourself in a way that shows off your qualities, like this twenty-eight-year-old felon who promises to be your worst date ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know the theory that comets might have brought the building blocks of life from space to primordial earth? Well guess what the Philae lander just found on Comet 67P
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So apparently the whole westward expansion of the US was nothing more than a plot by railroad companies to sell more tickets
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hey, that bear looks hungry. I think I'll take a picture of it
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Briefly overcome by Christmas spirit, Microsoft giving away 100 full-length albums for free and 50 additional multi-album box sets for just $2: "These aren't garbage throwaway albums nobody's heard of before - they're music that people actually want"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"The stereotypes around vegetarians and vegans must stop: I've never worn tie-dye, I'm not weak, I can't stand Morrissey and organisations like PETA are doing nothing to prevent the idea that meat-free also means sanity-free"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
While you're sitting there complaining about that airport bar in Raleigh-Durham, in Siberia, they're making the passengers get out and push their 74 passenger Tupolev that got stuck in the snow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the family with so many Christmas lights that they can't even plug in a toaster when they're on without taking down the grid (pics)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A cure for every way you've screwed up your turkey, minus that 'pervert neighbor is humping the carcass again' problem
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We have fewer friends and leave the house less often than we used to, but scientists claim we are less lonely than ever. Here comes the science
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ratings show that the only thing that would make CNN happier is if MH 370 was found in Ferguson
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year again when hockey fans speculate on which coach will lose his NHL job first, and there are a lot of good candidates
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Nine high-tech inventions that modernized Thanksgiving
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to falsely claim a 'found dog' posted on Craigslist, don't turn around and try to sell that dog on Craigslist. With mugshot of a baby seal or possibly an alien in drag
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for aiming banana at police. The officers were able to bring the incident to a peaceful conclusion since they had thankfully been taught self defense against fresh fruit, and could have even handled a man armed with loganberries
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fifteen board games that will make you a better person. List does not include Diplomacy, which proves you are a far, far worse person than you even realized you were
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Obama gives it to America, with 3,415 new regulations, just in time to be ignored because of the holiday. Because 'not enough federal meddling' is clearly the major problem with American business
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Those silly conservative Republicans and their belief that Thanksgiving is the pilgrims' rebuttal of socialism
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The favorite toy in each state shows that Colorado residents still haven't left the 1970s
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Salmonella in ten states linked to raw bean sprouts. Food industry experts shocked that there are Americans who eat bean sprouts
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The Australian state of Victoria is holding elections this weekend, and the ballot features a Grammy Award winner that you used to know
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz "I don't think I'm all that conservative." No, really. He's serious. STOP LAUGHING
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're planning on travelling along the east coast for Thanksgiving, you should plan to leave yesterday
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The definitive ranking of Thanksgiving sides is pretty thorough, with charts and graphs and MASHED POTATOES OVER STUFFING? THIS LIST FAILS
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When they say that Australia is the land down under they really mean it
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Eating tacos, going the graveyard in a wagon, a trip to Turks and Caicos, a pool tournament, and Jingles the Elf.... Thanksgiving traditions described by kids to the left, your family's weirdness to the right
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
JJ Watt says "Thank you" to Houston police and firefighters with pizza. Yes, nothing says "Thank You" like Papa John's
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Two men in hospital after hash oil explosion in gas station bathroom. On the bright side, the restroom is now cleaner than it's been in years
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(39)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Kung Fu Saloon employee charged with assault. I wish I made up that headline
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(44)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turns out a vulture's gut is not just more disgusting than you imagined, it's more disgusting than you CAN imagine
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Helpful advice for those spending Thanksgiving alone: get out of bed at some point, take a shower, try not to drown in the shallow emptiness of your bleak and hollow existence
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Robber to Store Clerk: Forget it. You need the money more than I do
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Alright who's the blood sucking vampire gamer who thought up a controller that sucks your blood while you play games? By the way, you've just been suspended by Kickstarter
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Third-quarter GDP revised up to 3.9 percent. Thanks, Obama
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(162)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
A pilgrimage to Metropolis, er, New York City, er, the British industrial park that was the setting for Superman IV
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(21)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Robot discovers that Antarctic ice is thicker than we thought, freezes its shiny metal ass
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(14)
 
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
Over the last three seasons, Auburn, Florida, Notre Dame, Ohio State and USC all have more losses to ACC opponents than Florida State
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(66)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Why Ruby on Rails ain't quite all that
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(70)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ten foods that experts say are good for you that you think are gross and won't eat, like Marmite, liver, anchovies, brussels sprouts and beetroot. Have them all on the same sammich to get over a few of your food phobias at once
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(152)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Black Friday has taken the stuffing out of the turkeys on Thanksgiving from farkin... well you get it
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(12)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Swedish hotel offers free 7 night stays for people with more than 2000 Facebook friends. Maybe it's time to start responding to all those friend requests from people in high school you never spoke to
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(4)
 
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Sony is branding individual blades of grass on soccer pitches with its logo, because you can read things that small on a 4K TV (pics)
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because you care: Mickey Rourke loses 15kg in preparation for his upcoming boxing match. Fark Bonus: A pic that'll ruin your day
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(50)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Not enough looting, rioting and violence in Ferguson going on? There's an Al Sharpton app for that
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(147)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
That guy from Genesis debuts new song. Not him, the other one
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The single chart that shows that federal grand juries indict 99.99 percent of the time
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(90)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
It's been 20 years since Tofurky first came to market. If you look carefully, you'll realize that most of that original batch are still sitting in grocery store freezers waiting to be bought
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(44)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are some tips that will save you hours in the kitchen on Thanksgiving. Of course, so would ordering out, but let's try to make the best of a bad situation
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(32)
 
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Why are dogs messier drinkers than cats? Because it's hard to be dainty while drinking with a steak in your mouth. Here comes the science
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(18)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Curious as to why the police are still pretty militarized despite the ongoing protests in Ferguson that have highlighted such gross militarization? Well you'll never believe who's blocking the demilitarization bill
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(118)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Throughout American history, it should be noted that peaceful protests led to change, whereas rioting just got people killed
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber earning more money than anyone else on the planet under the age of 30 because the world sucks
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(62)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A Chinese SUV that looks like a copy of the Range Rover has angry officials claiming intellectual property theft. "The fact that this kind of copying is ongoing in China is very disappointing"
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(86)
 
(Factor)
 
 
 
As TV goes digital, scientists urge governments to use those old analog TV frequencies to implement gigantic free WIFI networks that can span city blocks
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(47)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Research finds that texting posture is equivalent to hanging a sixty pound weight from your neck. Is there an emoticon for that?
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(49)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If there's one thing that all Philadelphians can agree on, it's their universal hatred of Santa Claus. And the Dallas Cowboys
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(77)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest-selling girl toy is no longer Barbie; she has let the title go to none other than Queen Elsa. Good luck finding one this Christmas
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
American Thanksgiving increasingly catching on in Britain to the dismay of other Brits
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(75)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight we will see who the next authority is. Tonight we will be bored by the Big Slow. Tonight we will see if Dolphin's push ends up being more than one night. This is your WWE RAW thread, which begins at 8PM EST, Pre-show at 7:30PM EST
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(1206)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Well done, Farkers. Americans now drink more craft beers than Budweisers
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(41)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Activist demands Congress and the White House deal with all those aliens. Those extraterrestrial aliens, that is
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N, that spells McConnag... MacConau.... McConah... anyway, he might be playing Flagg in The Stand movies
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(104)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch talks to the media in a way that absolutely will not earn a fine from the NFL
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's some Thanksgiving Day science and the good news is your stomach can expand to nearly four liters before it actually explodes inside you
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin's stalker back in action in spite of jail time, apparently refuses to change her behavior or set her sights any higher than Alec Baldwin
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(82)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
71-year-old man with Type 2 diabetes, described as 'overweight and unfit' by his wife, is Britain's oldest regular footballer and has more than 600 goals (pic)
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(8)
 
(The State Column)
 
 
 
Obama says Hillary Clinton could give America "That new car smell." In other news, Hillary Clinton is apparently 68% cheap vinyl
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(108)
 
(Chicks on the Right)
 
 
 
Indystar pulls cartoon showing brown people invading white family's turkey dinner. PC libs have finally fired the first shot in the "War on Thanksgiving"
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(213)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here are the best artificial Christmas trees for 2014. You people that like real trees that drop needles and always have a vague smell of cat piss lingering on them can start your own thread
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(11)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohioans found to have "the most miserable Thanksgiving in America", mostly because they have to live in Ohio
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(11)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The thirtieth anniversary re-recording of Do They Know It's Christmas is the biggest-selling single in Britain, which means Bob Geldof will be even more insufferable than normal
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(85)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox are talking to Ramirez on a deal worth $90 million. No, not that one
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(48)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Did you know that Don Mattingly's son plays D1 basketball -- and is a trick shot artist?
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(6)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The 13 questions that go through everyone's head when they have a massage
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(20)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How we've ended up with the modern monster megaturkey of today and why it's so different from those of the 1930s. Happy megabird Thanksgiving
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(174)
 
(Newlaunches)
 
 
 
You can now buy a wristwatch that shoots balloon-popping laser beams, Mr. Bond (pics)
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(17)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
George Washington thought people should pray publicly on Thanksgiving, and Franklin Roosevelt moved it from the last Thursday in November to the third one to give people more time to shop for Christmas
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When I was young, I remember watching an anime that had a boy, driving a Model-T with a bear, dog, mouse, and fox. And there was this witch that used a machine to turn children into harpies, and I thought it was just a dream. IT WAS REAL
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(102)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Epileptic boy who would seize every 15 minutes and only had his condition worsen by taking an anti-seizure drug has been seizure free for 9 weeks thanks to medical cannabis oil donated by a dispensary as his insurance won't cover it
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Sun November 23, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman buys gun because she fears unrest in Ferguson. While in a car with boyfriend, she pulls out the gun to show that she is ready for unrest. Boyfriend, who was driving, ducks and hits another car. Gun goes off and kills woman. Ta da
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(479)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
California town restores Biblical Christmas displays built by Disneyland artisan and the recurring problems of stolen Jesus: "The one that replaced him had a mullet. It was really bad"
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(32)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Seattle mayor pardons tofurkey for Thanksgiving. Suck it, hungry people
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(43)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dean Ambrose shows how unhinged he is by battling Bray instead of Seth Rollins. Will the Authority hear voices or will John Cena be fired for more than 1 day this time? Alicia Fox is a face tonight, update your cards. Survivor Series PPV 8pm EST
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(1149)
 
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
That's not chocolate, THIS IS CHOCOLATE
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(6)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cosby asked the media to "fact check." Well, they found a retired NBC exec who used to pay off Cosby's girls, and he kept the receipts. How's that?
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(358)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jack Johnson of the Columbus Blue Jackets learns the hard way that you never give anyone, including your mother, full power of attorney
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(40)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
So, about that "temporary" moving of Bills operations out of Buffalo
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(28)
 
(Smells like fish)
 
 
 
New England fisherman try to rebrand the dogfish, now known as rock salmon in the UK and saumonette in France. Come on Fark, we can do better than that
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to a new exoskeleton, a Marine officer paralyzed from the chest down by sniper fire is able to stand and walk to his retirement ceremony
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(40)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
"They thought I was crazy for spending $200 on a free-range turkey for Thanksgiving. But they all demanded leftovers." That's a lot of money for something you can get for $25 at a Wal-Mart
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(152)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why coffee is more likely to spill than beer? Physicists explain the science
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Religious fanatics running schools that ignore basic education to teach rampant superstitious idiocy and bigotry? An outrage...wait, they vote Democrat if we give them stuff? Nothing to see here, move along, can't show you that, state regulations
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(103)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fewer Americans will go shopping on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently most have already bought their Christmas presents on Black Friday after Halloween
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(45)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
1914 watercolor by A. Hitler brings a surprising $200,000. Auction house admits they did Nazi that one coming
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(144)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the internation break it's back to club football. Can Chelsea keep their unstoppable run, will Southamton stay on Chelsea's heals, how will Man City screw up this week and how many Hammers wan't Allardyce out? All this and FFPL meltdowns
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(294)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bestselling author dumps husband after falling in love with one of her characters. That's a novel approach
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(106)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man comes up with 100 uses for his ex-wife's wedding dress, each one more vengeful and distasteful than than the last
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(98)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Need to be airlifted off a mountain following a avalanche that killed dozens? That's fine. But since none of you were hurt your insurance won't cover it so keep an eye out for that bill
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(38)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken says that doing Peter Pan live is the "most intimidating" moment of his career. If only there were a Fark tag for him
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(55)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coyotes? In Chicago? It's more likely than you think
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(72)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Community passes a new tax to save the local library. Township: "Great, that's just enough for us to start charging rent"
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(50)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now that people know what to look for, it looks like there may be a great many FOIA requests followed for appeals based upon parallel construction
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(34)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Tim Giardina was a 3-star Admiral in the US Navy. He was also put in charge of the U.S. Nuclear Arsenal on land, sea, and air. The powers of Armageddon itself were placed in his trust. But he was too busy forging casino chips to care about all that
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ferguson grand jury decides to: A) Indict B) No Bill C) Not fark up Thanksgiving and Black Friday
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(149)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Conservatives brag that Mockingjay is about overturning the Obama administration while liberals brag that Mockingjay is an indictment of the Tea Party. Since only Part One has been released, we'll forgive them for not knowing the ending
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(155)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
NFL admits that referees made a bad call that contributed to Seahawks loss to Kansas City. The head referee in that game? You guessed it, the same one who admitted to mistakes in Super Bowl XL
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who knew that Mars had streetlamps?
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well THAT article really bummed me out
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(93)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving dinner at home for family and relatives rises to $49.41, not including the cost of two additional years of therapy
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(24)
 
(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
Police officers demand chief be fired because he told them to back away from suicidal man rather than use him for target practice
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(96)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Glenn Frey and Don Henley refuse to take it easy after learning a fan was charging people to watched bootleg concert footage of The Eagles, vow to take that Desperado down and throw him in the Hotel California before more heartache tonight
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(71)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
On December 9 Jonathan Gruber will tell members of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee how stupid they are
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(151)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
If you liked your health care plan, you can keep it until we replace it and then replace that one with this other one that's totally better because we're announcing it in the Friday PM bad-news dump, O ye of little faith in government
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(198)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Noted cultural sensitivity icon Gene Simmons says immigrants should speak English and that men should remain single until they hit thirty
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(95)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You thought Week 13 was going to be a snoozer. A dud. A yawn-o-thon. Not so fast...welcome to the Six Degrees of the College Football Playoff where at least one game in every conference that will have a trickle-down effect on the playoffs
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(520)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sure it's been thousands of years but the Ohlone people want their land back, you OK with that, San Fran?
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(88)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
#ThanksMichelleObama, you might want to check the cafeteria about a food fight going on
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(137)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thailand's military ruler: "May the odds be ever in your favor"
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(24)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember those 30,000 IRS Lois Lerner emails that were 'lost' forever? Yea, about that
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(176)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, no one thought it was odd that Gantz would clock out from the warehouse everyday with a stack of surplus combat helmets on his head
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Morrissey storms off stage because of heckler. I'd make a heaven knows he's miserable now crack, but that joke isn't funny anymore
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(34)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Today's NFL: Swear on camera? That'll cost you $100K. Knock a player out of a game with an intentional hit? Nah, you're cool
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House Intelligence investigation on Benghazi comes up with information so earth shattering that its findings are released by Republicans on the Friday before Thanksgiving
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(214)
 
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Mia Love, the first black Republican woman elected to congress, is a strong opponent of immigration. She was also an anchor baby. Well that's awkward
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(171)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Forgetting that Adblock exists and is free, Google launches a service that removes ads from popular websites for a monthly fee
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(47)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Radio hosts in Chicago learn that they're getting fired while on the air. Book it. Done
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(151)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In the spirit of Obama's announcement last night: Native Americans remind everyone that they granted blanket amnesty to 316.1 million illegals
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(89)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kmart tells employees if they don't come in to work on Thanksgiving, they will "automatically be fired"
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(524)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Our nation is a nation of immigrants. More than any other country, our strength comes from our own immigrant heritage and our capacity to welcome those from other lands." ~ Ronald Reagan. No really...and it gets even better
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(143)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about SAFELY deep-frying your Thanksgiving turkey. Well, it's pretty much a photo gallery of what happens when you don't do it SAFELY. It's like calling in a bird-flavored napalm strike on your own house. Wow
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(18)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The people who just landed a spaceship on a comet decided to get rid of the Chief Scientific Advisor for relying on data and evidence rather than fashion. Stay crazy, Europe
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(70)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyer calls the media firestorm "utter nonsense." Notice he does not say that about the rape allegations themselves, however
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(58)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N, that spells the upcoming film adaptation of Stephen King's "The Stand" to be split into four movies
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(102)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Here are the top 10 telemarketer area codes that you and your call display may want to take note of
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(12)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are many ways to skin a cat. And by that I mean there are many ways to give a cat a pill
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(98)
 
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
The only thing that changes after you convert your crab boat into a floating strip club is who catches the crabs
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(30)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former En Vogue singer Dawn Robinson says that if Lifetime airs a biopic about the group that doesn't include her character in it, she'll sue them for millions. But she's never gonna get it
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(27)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Most people would think a circuit court ruling, a district court ruling, and a state supreme court ruling all saying a law is unconstitutional to mean that law is unconstitutional. Governor Brownback isn't most people
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(115)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
House passes bill that would get rid of those pesky scientists from science advisory board, making room for more "experts"
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(146)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You'd almost think today wasn't a day that ends in Y - The FTC actually did something about a telemarketing scammer. Unfortunately, the scammers' punishment didn't include getting sewn in a sack full of rabid weasels and dropped off a bridge
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(74)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan warns Obama that his executive action on immigration will cost him his chance to cut taxes for the rich
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(73)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're the first victim in a mass shooting, the NRA would like to thank you for letting the good guys with guns know a bad guy with a gun is on the loose
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(138)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
EPA says there's a chance that the underground landfill fire that's been burning for four years might reach the landfill next door where nuclear waste was illegally dumped and if that happens, hey, where did they go?
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(58)
 
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Man wearing camouflage robs bank, escapes with undisclosed amount of cash. Police advise the public that if they see a man dressed in camouflage, it's not really working
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(16)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Berkeley, California approves putting climate change labels on gas pumps, as a warning to the 3 people in Berkeley who own a car that still runs on gas
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(39)
 
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Having friends or family over and like to put together snacks or appetizers? Share recipes for tasty little morsels, dips, and other goodies. Your Farkers will thank you
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(134)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photos of toilets around the world show that in some places, sanitation is pretty crappy
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NSA Director warns that China can Shut. Down. Everything
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(70)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A tiny hamster's Thanksgiving
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(9)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
27 things that Giancarlo Stanton could buy for $325 million. (Spoiler alert: He could buy a lot of things)
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(40)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
21 Doctor Who stories better than their reputation suggests
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(62)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
More than 70,000 urge TLC to cancel Duggar family show over anti-LGBT 'fear-mongering'
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(110)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN reports that nearly 1,000 people have died fighting in Eastern Ukraine since the government signed a truce with rebels. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(12)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Welcome to Sacred Monkey Forest. "Aw, isn't that cute." Then it turns from cute to evil and kills them
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(36)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twenty-six signs you've been single way, way, way too long. But look on the bright side - you've finally found a checklist that you can get a perfect score on
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(16)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
How to kill more often than you die in CoD: Advanced Warfare, from someone who gets paid to do that
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(62)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
How network effects explain the future of Twitter: "According to economic logic, it's a safe bet that Twitter will only get bigger in the years to come"
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(15)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're better than this Chinese stunt driver at parallel parking consider yourself an ace
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(17)
 
(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
The story of astronaut food: there's more to eat in space than Tang
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Falsely accused of putting glass on a Big Mac a cop had ordered? That's a $437,000 settlement
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(50)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Android update is "shockingly bad," according to one Fandroid. So pretty much the usual levels of blowing goats that everybody else expected
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(94)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US was going to end NSA snooping program before Snowden leaked it all. Uh...huh....all those who believe that, stand on your heads
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(90)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Utah wants to bring back the firing squad. Well, it can't be any more cruel or unusual than a botched lethal injection
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(94)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Gun control in Britain is so effective that criminals are now robbing supermarkets with pieces of paper on which they have drawn handguns
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scott Walker plots 2016 run." Boy, I'm sure glad Wisconsin re-elected this guy just so that he could bail on them to lose a presidential election
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hell-raising Spanish duchess who held more royal titles than anybody on earth dies at 88; Earl of Cloves, Sir Osis of the Liver and Sir Loin of Beef ruled out as causes of death
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman, 24, racks up 100 convictions for alcohol offences, is warned by British court after the magic 100th that "she is running out of chances"
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "For God's sake, Mr. President, is there *anyone* you can nominate that hasn't been blowing Wall St. for the better part of their careers?"
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(128)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
It's not just American media that pad out their news with bullshiat what-if stories. Here's a British newspaper asking if the lake-effect snow that hit New York is on its way to bury the UK
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife is constantly walking around naked, and now she's teaching our children that it's okay to walk around the house naked. She doesn't understand that there is good naked and bad naked. How can I stop this?"
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(98)
 
(Communities Digital News)
 
 
 
Found 1339 years later, this may be the oldest Quran in the world Just cool, that's all
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(40)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
"Uh, you know that cemetery plot where we buried that person was reserved for someone else, right?"
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(14)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You've lived through offshoring of manufacturing, so that should have you on your toes for the upcoming shift of production to off-planet facilities
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(19)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Aptly, Tom Cruise, who doesn't age thanks to Scientology, is now tipped for a role in a Highlander reboot
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(70)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby performance still on for Friday night in Fark's favorite state. That should go well
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(60)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Guess what state is claiming the first Thanksgiving actually happened there
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(46)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Residents of Minden, Nebraska are shocked, SHOCKED that someone would put up a sign reading: "Aids, Ebola, Obama, Thanks Africa"
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(142)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
That Alaskan TV News woman who neglected to tell her boss that she owned the marijuana club she was reporting on apparently also had trouble reporting her campaign contributions
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The age of the big supermarket, like that of the battleship, may limp on, but the glory days are over. One in five supermarkets needs to close, Goldman Sachs said this week, especially the gigantic ones"
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(60)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish woman fitted with a microchip implant that opens her office door. Although if she wants to get to the top floor she needs a different kind of implant
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(24)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As Allah is my witness, I had no idea powerful stage lights would make the sheer panels on my dress do that
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(136)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discovers that mice have similar and different genomes than humans. For example, the mice have large round ears
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(16)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
In five months the United States will become the chair of the Arctic Council, an international group that looks after the Arctic Circle. I get goosebumps just thinking about it
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The anti-gay National Organization for Marriage is more than $2.5 million in debt, as donations dropped more than 50% between 2012 and 2013. Fabulous
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(134)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man says he's created a lotion that protects people from Ebola and it also might work against HIV, hepatitis C, enterovirus, polio, MRSA, staph infections, E. coli, salmonella and other bacteria
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(83)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Did someone mention Thanksgiving cupcakes? No? Well, no matter, here are 11 recipes to talk about anyway. You're welcome
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(3)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Hollywood Reporter's November 1978 review of The Star Wars Holiday Special. "For the most part the special was [an] inventive diversion that stood on its own merits. "
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(69)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CERN scientists discover two new subatomic particles, putting them one step closer to creating the black hole that will kill us all
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover that black holes all line up in a row, like spinning tops across the universe - but they don't know why
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(57)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A surprisingly informative article about marijuana edibles and dosage, and just in time for high-stress family get-togethers. Not that we'd recommend gigglecookies, just an observation
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(45)
 
(Richard Dawkins)
 
 
 
"A Georgia-based pastor had his mind blown when he took a recent trip to Scandinavia and discovered, to his horror, that nobody hated gay people or believed God created the Earth in a week"
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Survey finds that even women who have an MBA from Harvard are "disappointed" by their careers. Medieval studies graduates who eke out an existence selling crap on Etsy and selling their plasma unavailable for comment
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The problem with Uber isn't that they're ethically-challenged, it's that they're getting caught at being ethically-challenged, according to the venture capitalist who owns a stake in their biggest competitor
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(124)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
These pixel art Game Of Thrones GIFs should please you more than the last time one of your favourite characters wasn't killed off
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(8)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney was told that if he walked sexy and grew a beard he could have been elected president
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(100)
 
(The Bookseller)
 
 
 
Why self-publishing is more lucrative than having a book contract: traditionally published authors are "accustomed" to being paid royalties twice a year, but one of the benefits of self-publishing is the regular royalty payments
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(41)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
JetBlue: We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse
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(16)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists now say it's more than just a hunch that texting will leave you yearning to go to Notre Dame Cathedral and ring bells
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(4)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Here are 20 great boozy Christmas present ideas that you can buy family and friends if they drink as much as you do
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(5)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are effective ways to dispose of the remains of your murder victim. Using them as a TV stand is not on that list
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 10 most awesome optical illusion tattoos that you never believed possible
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(13)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Six-months-pregnant Canadian woman learns the hard way that vacationing in a third-world country without universal health care can cost you millions of dollars
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(270)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
The best, super-easy recipe for grilled-cheese donuts that you can only make at home. Mmmm .... grilled-cheese donuts
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(6)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro: The saddest thing in life is wasted talent - that, and my lawyers being jerks. Sorry about that
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Life with the Kardashians? I'd rather stay in poverty in Thailand
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis joins Twitter. It goes about like you'd expect: "Do you have a white suit that I can borrow?" "Betcha he has a killer perspective on the NFL"
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(57)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lose that post-holiday weight with some involuntary purging
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(42)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Five fun facts about Black Friday - including the fact that 55 percent of Americans want no part of it
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(54)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thirteen television shows that referenced their own cancellation
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(67)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The Russians launched something into space that could be scary, so let's get scared already EVERYBODY PANIC
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study shows that eating trans fat may damage your memory, leave you with an adipose complex
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(9)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You can now buy a spy kit to make sure that your Airbnb renters aren't destroying your place or shooting a porno there
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(12)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
New Gallup poll says that Ebola ranks among Americans' top three healthcare concerns. The other two are Obamacare and drinking from the same glass as Paris Hilton
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(101)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
"There's a problem with the metric that TV networks are asking everyone in the media to look at when it comes to viewership: At least from an advertising perspective, it includes unicorns"
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever tried the circle experiment with your cat? "Cat owners have found that a circle made of string or masking tape (or even bananas in one example) will make a cat feel compelled to sit inside and refuse to leave"
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(7)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Somebody pulled off a rabona freekick in FIFA 15 and it was even more humiliating than in real life
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"His lawyers said Panetti maintains the delusion that Satan is orchestrating his execution by way of the state of Texas, in order to prevent him from preaching the gospel"
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times looked for Thanksgiving dishes from each state (plus D.C. and Puerto Rico) that say something about the state or its unique cuisine. Tennessee, what the hell is wrong with you?
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(194)
 
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi and Christopher Eccleston both turned down the opportunity to audition for the role of the Eighth Doctor in Fox's Doctor Who movie, because who wanted to be involved with a kids show that had already failed once?
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(58)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why airlines can charge sky-high fuel fees even though oil prices are low. Because fark you, that's why
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(24)
 
(Guns & Ammo)
 
 
 
Taurus comes out with a curved pistol. Bullets that shoot around corners sold separately
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(134)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New research shows that Millennials actually *are* different from previous generations. OK, I guess you can keep that trophy
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(137)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Seven of the biggest thirty companies paid more to their CEOs than they did in taxes. Obviously they need more tax cuts
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(32)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County, Florida's weirdest write-in votes from Election Day, including nearly 300 for Mickey Mouse, and 1 for "My Cat Would Be Better Than Scott or Crist"
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(34)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Jury awards $638K in disabled S&M case. You can't beat that
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(59)
 
(Estately)
 
 
 
Looking for a dysfunctional Thanksgiving gathering that's authentically miserable? There's a map for that
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(46)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Know who won the U.S. Civil War? Congratulations, you're smarter than a Texas Tech University student
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(180)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
If that terrorist group can mint their own currency, why can't Fark? Photoshop some Fark legal tender. LGT GIS "funny money"
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
School official responds to mixed-race couples in Homecoming picture with tweet "every white father's worst nightmare". Was that wrong? Should he have not done that?
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(304)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that story about the girl who only got paid $926 for her part in Frozen? Yeah, about that
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As if the comet landing wasn't awesome enough, they just announced that it found organic molecules on the comet's surface
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(111)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gay bull's fate a "sanctuary rather than a sandwich"
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(75)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
That time you had a clunker, sold it to the manufacturer, had them restore it and it is now on display in the front lobby of the North American headquarters
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(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's amazing what you can find at flea markets, such as vintage photos of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake that have never been seen before
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(11)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Temporary 'vacation breasts' may be here by 2016, allowing many to enjoy that long motorboat cruise they've been waiting for
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(71)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Research finds that a clean home leads to more ethical behavior. Although that never happens in Congress no matter how many times the voters try to clean house
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(9)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
The former interior minister jailed for corruption is now a prison librarian. It's not mentioned who he had to pay to get that job
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now that the election is safely over, the "centrist" masks start coming off. Indiana Governor Mike Pence said he is planning to throw thousands in his state off food stamps because it will be "ennobling" for them
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(168)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
'Bumfights' creator accused of stealing preserved child body parts from a hospital, apparently having taken that 'have a heart' thing too literally
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here are your Week 12 NFL Power Rankings. Yeah, that's it, that's all you get. You stopped reading when you saw Power, or maybe Rankings, so I could say anything here. Testicle boob
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(249)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your kid is 136 times more likely to be poisoned by diaper cream than by weed
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(30)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
One reason why Americans are poorer than their parents is a decline in overtime pay standards since the 1970s. Here's how the Obama administration can restore that without Congress
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(87)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New report from the Institute For The Blindingly Obvious concludes that religious extremism is the main cause of terror in the world
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk shoots best friend, cuts his penis off and feeds it to his dog. That trifecta ain't gonna be topped anytime soon
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(54)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
"You neutralize the device -- and that's when the orgasm comes, the erotic moment," says the man who, if he chose, could lasso and bludgeon his foes with his bolas-like adamantium balls
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(28)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
So what did people do in their parents' basements before Fark? Build darkrooms that look like space ships, apparently
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(28)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the mayor of Baltimore isn't a huge fan of "The Wire"- kinda feels it gives people the impression that B-more is a corrupt, dangerous, dysfunctional city instead of a corrupt, dangerous, dysfunctional city with good beer and crabcakes
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(78)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some people in the NYC de Blasio administration have no one to blame but themselves for their hypocrisy. Isn't that right, Rachel Noerdlinger?
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(22)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Squirrel steals GoPro camera. Top that, moose
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(12)
 
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Russian space program's plans to build new spaceport on native soil could spell end of historic dependence on Kazakhstan, likely forcing that nation to revert to prostitution-based economy
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(29)
 
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
According to a tweet I saw on Facebook by a friend I haven't seen in 40 years, and which had a cool photo of a cat with it, people trust social media less than any other form of communication
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Female college student discovers that broadcasting online sex shows in the university library is considered "inappropriate use" of the facility
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(89)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama said that executive action on immigration would amount to nothing less than the "dictates of a King"? All hail King Obama
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(220)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A gallery of the most mind-blowing optical illusions that trick your brain with science
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(8)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian police raid reveals evidence that Santa is a high ranking member of the Italian mob
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(22)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
California is complaining that letting nonviolent prisoners out of jail is going to deplete its slave labor pool. OH BOOHOO
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(143)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's that, Lassie? An escaped sex offender fell down a well?
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(21)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Google's self-driving car is learning the hard way that people are imbeciles
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR reviews the new Papa John's Frito Chili Pizza. Their FB page says "It's a standard cheese pizza topped with all the leftover food from your last Super Bowl party." The surprise is that it got a thumbs up from everyone
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(87)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
You fap with that thing? You're braver than I thought
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(28)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Here's a sentence that's probably never been written before: "A fitness app helped me become a better gamer"
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(10)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Three years later, the Metallica/Lou Reed travesty that is "Lulu" has not passed 35,000 copies sold
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(91)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Kettle Chips that taste like cranberry, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy and "I SWEAR THAT'S A COOKIE"
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New report finds 36 million people live in modern slavery worldwide. So go ahead and top off that latte, your student loans are due
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(68)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Distinguished colleagues, it is in the opinion of this physician that the patient's needs would best be served by an ass beating"
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(40)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy makes $1 million a year playing 'Call of Duty,' worries somehow that it's not real
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(72)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Engineering students develop a bicycle that can't be stolen
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(45)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
Video
 
Guardians of the Galaxy impromptu dance-off. That is all
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(37)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Previously-unknown island discovered in Arctic Ocean. CNN already speculating that Amelia Earhart landed MH370 there
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(41)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Turns out moderate drinking isn't that beneficial after all, which explains why Farkers don't take any chances with getting their fRDA of liquid refreshment
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(40)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey would like to remind you potty-mouthed %@#&ing b*tches that it has been a crime to curse in front of children in NJ since 1944
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(42)
 
(Clever Move Games)
 
 
 
Don't care about Thanksgiving NFL games? Here are 7 board games you can play while the turkey cooks
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(96)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What if the real problem with the Redskins is that they're just an awful team?
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A letter from a teacher to parents about that one problem child in the room
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(115)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says that if we don't stop mocking them with our dance moves, robots are going to start killing us soon
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(18)
 
(The Morning Sun)
 
 
 
"Dude, is that a fire in the woods?" "Yeah. Hey, wasn't there a geezer in a deer blind right about there?"
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(15)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Simon says run that algorithm on a quantum computer and see if it's faster than on a standard computer
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(15)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Elizabeth OBVIOUSLY isn't running for president because history teaches us that a first term senator and former law professor has absolutely no realistic shot at actually getting elected president
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(87)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ok, China. That's enough internet for the day
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(25)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Steal a ball thrown to a visiting team's fan at a New Orleans Saints home game? That's a public shaming from local sports media in an article that even names you so other Who Dats know who you are
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(101)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Turns out, there was a female-driven superhero film in 2014. However, that film was Captain America: The Winter Soldier
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(95)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Attention, masochists: the "new" version of Do They Know It's Christmas is here, and you can now see it for the first time. WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU takes on a new meaning since it's about Ebola
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(126)
 
(Internet Engineering Task Force)
 
 
 
The Internet Architecture Board just announced that all protocols should be encrypted unless there is a reason to use cleartext
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(39)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Twenty photos of Romania that will have you believing it's a magic land where hobbits travel to and fro. There's a screensaver in there somewhere
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(10)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
German village sick of Neo-Nazi march decides to troll the ever loving shiat out of them by signing up companies to donate 10 Euro for every marcher to a nonprofit that helps people quit their groups
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(92)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
How to become the person you've always wanted to be without trying in any way, because that's what modern life is about
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now buy a cat-litter tray that can predict earthquakes. Cat sold separately
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(7)
 
(How It Works Magazine)
 
 
 
"Why do women have a higher life expectancy than men?"
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(28)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"No suspicion of criminal activity" against Palestinian bus driver found "beaten all over his body" and hanged in his own bus. In other breaking news, that Ferguson kid probably capped himself
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(55)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
There are at least ten things more powerful than the Tesseracht in the Marvel Comic Universe....including the Tesseracht
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(110)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Ft. Lauderdale -- the city that made headlines for citing a 90-year-old man for feeding the homeless -- has budgeted $25,000 to purchase bus tickets for homeless people who would like to leave town
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(110)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Just because the senate is going to vote on Keystone XL pipeline, doesn't mean that they have the votes to pass the Keystone XL pipeline
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(127)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ten pizzas that are too ridiculously awesome for words. Keep on walking, Chicago, we're talking about pizza, not a gallon of cheese, sauce and some kind of meat poured into a bread bowl
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"You don't have to be an internet pirate to think that certain publishers' DRM provisions for e-books verge on the overzealous: It's as if wanting to read books is a crime"
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A rundown of all they ways that jerk celebrities have inconvenienced other airplane passengers
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(15)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen TV shows that should have been canceled after one season. Yes, Heroes is on the list
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(157)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers find that people tend to live longer than they predict they will. Although no one ever seems to live as long as a wealthy relative
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(8)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
As we head into the colder months, here's a quick roundup of the top five cold remedies that don't work. Do you have one that does?
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The best-selling drug in America is an antipsychotic that is often prescribed to treat depression, even though nobody knows how it works or whether or not it actually treats depression. We do know, however, that it makes drug companies a lot of money
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(229)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida city council race that ended in a tie is settled by a coin toss. Once again, an election being decided by money
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(21)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
US State Dept: Israel did not do enough to avoid civilian causalities in Gaza. US Military: Wow. Look at how much Israel went to avoid civilian causalities, that's a higher standard than any military in the world. Which of these opinions do you trust
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(244)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan says Interstellar is supposed to sound like that. "I don't agree with the idea that you can only achieve clarity through dialogue"
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(126)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Research finds that labs are the dog most likely to bite. You guessed it, they lead with a photo of a pit bull
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(193)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you don't want to hang out with your girlfriend one night, just be honest with her. In the long run it's a better decision than sending her a text saying you've been kidnapped
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(14)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
[She] posted on average 59 times a day on the site in 60 days, making her the No. 1 poster in that period. She posted only during work hours - as is the trend of the top 25 posters on the site - and never on weekends. Difficulty: Not Fark related
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(149)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More than 170 cruise ship passengers contract the norovirus after eating the clams casino
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(41)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but drug manufacturers may not have your best interests at heart and actually want to make money more than they want to help people. Ric Romero investigates
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(23)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The problem with John Muir and his legacy of environmentalism is the same problem as apparently everything that's bad these days: He's too straight, white, and religious
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(105)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you feel self-conscious in a restaurant and worry that your waiter is judging you? Well, guess what...he is. BON APPETIT
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(82)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
The Dynamic Duo of Carol and Daryl search for Beth. What else will they find, other than undead? Tune in tonight to find out in "Consumed." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on AMC
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Governor claims organized crime has cost Italy's economy $20 billion. That's 0.03 US bailouts
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney has passed the $4 billion mark at the box office thanks to Marvel superheroes and Angelina Jolie's bad hair
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(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to possession to nine pence of cannabis. Lawyer: "If I close my eyes and try to imagine nine hundredths of a gram it is a very difficult thing to fasten my mind on. I think it is a quantity that is barely capable of measurement"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, John Lennon's Whatever Gets You Thru the Night became the ex-Beatle's only solo #1. The tune featured Elton John on piano, and the two performed the song live at Madison Square Garden. Here's that performance
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Not that they're going to listen, but it's time the Hollyweird types who made "Interstellar" get schooled by an Astrobiologist on what they did wrong
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ladies, would you accept $130 per month for life to deliver by C-section? Guys, would you accept $450 per month to take a dive playing football? Join the Army. Be all that you can be
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prince William and Kate Middleton to see New York Nets game when they next visit the US, say if they enjoy that, they may decide to see a real basketball game at some point
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that open enrollment is underway, let's see how things are goi
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Giving up on that online college course, that new diet, or getting to the gym in 26 minutes? Ever wonder why? Here comes the science
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(Times of Oman)
 
 
 
"One of California's largest newspapers has asked reporters and other employees to help deliver papers on Sundays, according to a memo obtained by Reuters, the latest sign of the toll that financial woes are taking on print journalism"
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
New fast food chains to offer only healthy menu items. Yes, there is a word for restaurants like that in the U.S. ... empty
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Group of citizen journalists want everyone to know that the photo going around showing flight MH17 being shot down over the Ukraine is a fake. They can tell by some of the pixels and from having seen a few shops in their time (Some Not safe for work images)
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Bowling can be a fun family activity. That is, until mom accidentally spills her drink, which leads to an argument with a bunch of girls in the next lane, which in turn leads to dad getting his ear bitten off by some crazy guy
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(Galveston Daily News)
 
 
 
Less than a month after 4 pit bulls break into a neighbor's yard and kill a 10-year-old beagle, a lawsuit has been filed... by the owner of the pit bulls
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Sat November 15, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For today's feel good story: Man takes out $520K mortgage and defaults. Bank files foreclosure. Judge rules that foreclosure filing is past the statute of limitations. Man keeps house. Bank eats shiat
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Remember Jerry Brown, radical crusader against corruption? Probably not. That was 40 years ago
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Virginia Tech upsets Duke. Man, it's weird typing that during football season
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police in Britain cordon off a swan that decided to sit on the road for a while (pics)
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Nearly a year after Montana initiated method to legalize collection of roadkill, more than 800 permits have been issued. Says one local, "Them's good eatin'"
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(Time)
 
 
 
There's now an app that is supposed to prevent you from sending drunk texts. Challenge accepted
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