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132 headlines found matching 'Texas'
Wed July 09, 2014
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's herpy derpy Texas Repugnican saying the southern border crisis might become B-Rawk's "hurricane Katrina moment" and calling for him to visit the region is Henry Cuellar (D-Laredo)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Dallas judge on why he wants to open shelters for unaccompanied child migrants and not just deport them: These are children and we don't turn our backs on them in Texas
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(59)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Apparently even ballpark food is bigger in Texas, as the Rangers introduce The Tanaco - a two foot long taco with everything on it
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Time)
 
Plug
 
Budgeting for a new home, and planning for possible disability (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Estately)
 
 
 
Study finds if you're at end of a dirt road drinking beer in your pickup truck to forget a recent divorce you likely live in Oklahoma or Texas
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(32)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
'Tequila Party' Asks Holder to Prosecute Tea Party for Murrieta 'Terrorism'. I'm not sure what this ruckus is all about, but I know which party I'm going to
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In Texas "original intent" is standard shorthand for "whatever Scalia says goes"
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Brownsville Herald)
 
 
 
Everybody can relax, even as we speak a citizens coalition of patriot militia is headed to the Texas border to deal with the recent flux of child immigrants
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Sat July 05, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: $2 million pot farm found in Texas. News: On federal land
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Wed July 02, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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PLASTIC POPO: DOLL COP - Small Oklahoma Town Fights Crime With Weird Makeout Doll Cop Thing
 
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Open Carry Texas convinces another major business to ban guns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman finds class ring. FARK: After 60 years and it was discovered in a dried-up lake
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(29)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Free agent QB Kevin Kolb set to join the Willacy County Jailbirds, compete with Ryan Leaf and Paul Crewe for starting position
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Sun June 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Tech freshman cornerback dismissed from team and school for having his biggest hit of the season
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi will travel to the southern border of Texas to choose her very own Mexican child
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Thu June 26, 2014
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Against all odds, Phil Collins has decided to donate his collection of Texas Revolution artifacts to the Alamo so you can take a look at them now
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Wed June 25, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of incompetence to fail at running a gun store in TEXAS, about the same level it would take to blame Obama for the bank's decision to foreclose now that you've been in default on your loan for more than a year
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Tue June 24, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Open Carry Texas insists 'we don't see color' after calling off march in black neighborhood
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Coors distribution plant in Texas evacuated after fire grows out of control. And nothing of value was lost
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(100)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Texas wants to eliminate medical licensing for 18 healthcare positions, including respiratory therapy, X-ray technicians, and medical physicists who calibrate MRI machines and other radiologic equipment
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The biggest corporation (by revenue) in each state is obvious for Arkansas, Texas and Michigan. Now try and guess Washington, California and New Jersey
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Sun June 22, 2014
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas Walgreens joins the growing list of businesses who do not know the law about disabled vets and their service dogs
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)
 
 
 
Mass graves discovered in desert hellhole, known for its religious extremists. Is it: A) Iraq? B) Syria? C) Texas?
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Texas woman was arrested for what? A) Drinking and driving. B) Picking up six children after swim class. C) Making the children ride home on the hood and trunk of the car so her car interior wouldn't get wet. Or D) All of the above
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(71)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Texas company to replicate Japanese transportation system with 200-mph bullet train line connecting Dallas and Houston in hassle-free 90-minute trip
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland state senate candidate gets unexpected endorsement from Texas, now expected to win primary in landslide
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Only two things come from Texas, steers and HBO shows about Texas politics. I don't see any horns on you, boy
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(49)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
If you're not from Texas, don't bother clicking as the article won't mean squat to you. If you are from Texas, CHECK IT OUT
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(131)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers minor league pitching prospect has an impressive 175.50 ERA, with 9 walks and 7 batters hit by a pitch over 4 appearances (0.2 of an inning)
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can EY retain his title against MVP in the big steel cage? Will Bully Ray continue to make the Carter family bleed? LIVE from Dallas, Texas, this is YOUR official TNA Slammiversary XII discussion thread (8:00PM, PPV)
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Fri June 13, 2014
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
That house teetering on a cliff in Texas? They're going to burn it to the ground at 10:00 AM local time
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Thu June 12, 2014
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas officials think a distillery is incompatible with a historical golf course. Thousands of Scots beg to differ
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
First came the fires to Magnolia, Texas. Then the floods. And now the scorpions, centipedes, millipedes and earwigs just as the Bible predicted
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Faith-based waterpark in Texas wants to ban thongs. No word on what kind of footwear they expect people to wear if that ban goes through
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Wed June 11, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The 2014 College World Series brackets are out. There are 3 teams from Texas in the 8 team field.Try to avoid the 2 and BBQ, guys
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
EVERYTHING is BIGGER in TEXAS Including the chunk of cliff that collapsed and left the edge of your lakeside McMansion hanging out in mid-air
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Tue June 10, 2014
(KZBB Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Statute of limitations be damned, descendants of 18th century Spaniards want a share of revenues from Texas oil fields
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Mon June 09, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Posting "Do you realize because so FEW voters took the time and responsibility to VOTE in municipal elections -- YOU NOW HAVE A "MUSLIM" on the City Council. What a SHAME" should get you fired, but it's Texas, so they are "looking into it"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Preview of the next FWD:FWD:FWD email courtesy of the Texas GOP
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Only steers and mad cows come from Texas and I don't see any horns on you, boy
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(29)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
School bans sunblock, resulting in child getting bad sunburn. They better aloe it now
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
George Strait shatters the Rolling Stones' concert attendance record with 105,000 audience members in Texas. That's a lot of ex's
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Sat June 07, 2014
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Can Power keep his car to himself for once? Will Castroneves take it again? Everything's bigger in Texas, even this year's race which has 20 more laps. It's the Firestone 600 (8:00 PM ET, NBCSN)
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Fri June 06, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The Texas GOP pulls out on homosexuality for now, but will most likely shove it right back in this coming weekend
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Interesting: the Issue of Homosexuals divides the TX GOP platform committee. Sad: between those who want to say it "tears the fabric of Society apart" and offends God, and those who merely want to endorse therapy to help them "escape" their lifestyle
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Patch)
 
 
 
Not news: guy gives a friend a ride from Arizona to Michigan. News: somewhere in Texas, she, um, dies. Fark: he keeps going. For two days. To Michigan
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NRA on criticism of Texas Open Carry, "Overzealous staffer, nothing to see here. We're good now, right?"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Cleveland Indians "Ten Cent Beer Night" goes horribly wrong. "Fans threw rocks on the field, stormed the field, attacked the opposing team. Texas was awarded a forfeit." Ah, the good times
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Tue June 03, 2014
(KETK Tyler)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from the Kasem family, a Texas family starts assaulting each other with a catfish
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"I don't walk around with this AR-15 for the fun of it," says a guy in Texas protesting in front of a Home Depot because of the Second Amendment or Obama or something
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Open Carry Texas members shred NRA life membership cards after revelation that NRA is full of gun-grabbing fascists who abhor the Second Amendment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Even the NRA has facepalmed over the antics of Texas "Open Carry" advocates and asked them to kindly knock that shiat off, as even the NRA recognizes that eating a burger next to a guy with an AR "is downright weird..and can be downright scary"
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Sat May 31, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dear Texas, please stop putting all your illegal immigrants onto buses bound for Phoenix. Thanks, Arizona
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After getting thrown out of just about every restaurant in Texas, Open Carry Texas decides to take their act to a park on Memorial Day and follow people who were filming them back to their cars. Asinine and Dumbass tags explode
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Today, on "Republicans Reach Out to Gays," Texas GOP blocks Log Cabin Republicans from hosting booth at state convention
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(220)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Despite lots of people from liberal states moving into the state of Texas, this should not turn the Lone Star state blue
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Wed May 28, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Still think Texas is turning blue? The Tea Party begs to differ
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(137)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(TFN Insider)
 
 
 
Hey there candidate for the Texas state school board who became a dad at age 16. What are your thoughts on sex ed?
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Sun May 25, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
I don't know what a wiz khalifa is but one just got arrested for weed down in Texas
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Texas Judge indefinitely jails defendant until she apologizes for claiming that the cops who assaulted her sister actually assaulted her sister. This is not a repeat from every dictatorship ever
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(118)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas gun nuts realize that terrorizing children in fast food restaurants with rifles isn't the best way to win public support, tell their members to "immediately cease taking long guns into corporate businesses"
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(260)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Mexican cartel threatens law enforcement. News: In Texas. Fark: They used a billboard
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(89)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you live in Texas don't request a personalized license plate that reads, "Rump," "Hitman," or "Bite Me"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think music festivals are too singular in musical style? How about one that includes Judas Priest, Wiz Khalifa, Dinosaur Jr. and Jello Biafra?
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(28)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You know that $60 million high school stadium in Texas? Because of cracking concrete making it unsafe, it will be closed this fall
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(62)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Texas man sues stripper to get Harry Potter DVDs back after finding out it isn't true love" ... and we're done here. Turn off the lights, it's time to leave this planet for good
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Mon May 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: TX teen busted for making a pan of pot brownies. News: he faces 5 years to life if convicted. Fark because under TX law the weight of the brownies, including the flour, cocoa and sugar, all count towards the weight of drugs he "possessed"
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Sun May 18, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
In response to drug smuggling at Texas fracking sites, Border Patrol sets up "Integrated Frontline Resources Awareness Campaign". That's right, I-FRAC
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Sat May 17, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man charged with smuggling (a) heroin, (b) guns, or (c) dead hummingbirds
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(23)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
This 34-year-old woman passed herself off as a 15 year-old sophomore to attend an East Texas high school. And it wasn't a high school for the blind
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
There just might be a link between fracking and earthquakes if government officials in Texas feel like it's worth investigating
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(46)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Now that Marco's thinking of running for President, he doesn't believe in climate change," said Texas Governor Rick Perry. "To those of us with long track records of ignorance on this issue, he seems a little late to the rodeo"
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(56)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Behold, the only security guard in Texas that isn't armed. Bonus: cock jokes
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(44)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas governor Rick Perry laments the fact that 92 million Americans are out of work. Of course he's counting high school and college students as well as 36 million people who are retired and millions of stay at home parents
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(167)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No Texas player gets drafted. This is not a repeat from 1937
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(42)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
You know those incredibly strange campaign commercials that always pop up this time of year from fringe candidates in obscure races? This is basically one of those, except from the front-runner in the GOP primary for TX Lt Gov
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TripAdvisor ranks the top 10 BBQ states, Georgia #1, North Carolina #2, Texas #3. Story to the left, meat and sauce arguments, suggested BBQ joints to the right
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Thu May 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX GOP Candidate for LT governor says that it " is a myth that Planned Parenthood has anything to do with women's health,". I mean c'mon, they expect us to believe "mammograms" or "gynecologists" are real things? Nice try Planned Parenthood
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers' DH Mitch Moreland pitches in blowout loss, is the Rangers' only "pitcher" in game to throw a 1-2-3 inning, and throws 94 mph lefty fastballs. Some think he should pitch again, begging the question: Would he DH for himself?
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Wed May 07, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
What to do when a severe drought has lowered your drinking water supply? Well, there's a lot of perfectly good toilet water just going down the drain
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
In the last five days, 120 people have overdosed in Texas on legal synthetic marijuana. Take that, Colorado
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(123)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
State of Texas fighting for the right to torture people to death. Curiously, this has nothing to do with a Rick Perry speech. Yet
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(107)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the owners of a not-so-secret arms cache in Texas please come to the front desk. These officers would like a word and...hold on, there's a knock on our door
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(16)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Today is World Naked Gardening Day. Wear lots of sunscreen. (w/bonus slideshow)
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(27)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You will suffer great misfortune at work today
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(70)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX Rape Crisis center says "Oh HELL No. Dafuq were you thinking, anyway?" after Judge decides to sentence convicted rapist to do 250 hours of community service at the center in lieu of jail time
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harris County, TX was being overrun with more than 10,000 extremely destructive feral hogs and stumped as to how to fix the problem. Then somebody remembered that hogs are made out of ham and bacon, and there are hungry people in Houston
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(168)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
$3 million awarded to victims of harmless petroleum industry practice
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There is one positive about climate change: it's helping recover plenty of bodies from places that have dried up
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(35)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas teacher: "OK, kids, it's free reading time. Read anything you want." Second grader: "Awesome, I have my Bible." Texas teacher: "OMG INAPPROPRIATE"
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(181)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old News: Crimea River, don't get involved in a land war in Asia. What's Hot: Red River, US Prepares to invade Texas. Don't mess with Texas
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(315)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas, where pig farms have better air-condition and temperature regulations than the state jails
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(180)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Texas fertilizer plant explosion that killed 14 people could have been prevented if the company hadn't stored the explosive material in combustible bins that were housed in a combustible building that lacked fire sprinklers
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(146)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who could turn Texas purple. No, not that one
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(93)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Child saves up money for PS4, instead buys smoke detectors for neighbors
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(40)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Rick Perry's makeover involves three things: One, remind voters he's the longest serving governor of Texas. Two, new glasses. And three, uh, uh, oops
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(27)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
News: climbers rescued from sudden ice storm after being buried for one hour. Bonus: on a 72-degree day in El Paso, TX
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just because you're scared to go back to your country because there's a lot of crime and it's hard to live there, is no reason to enter the U.S. illegally. We hope you can change it when you return
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(135)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, sure; when it's the deadbeat cattle rancher, the militias just line up to stop the feds. But when it's the pedophile cult leader's ranch threatened by the jackbooted thugs, everyone's busy
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Thu April 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Celebrate anniversary of the West, Texas fertilizer explosion with this newly-released video of the event. Now THAT'S a fire
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(23)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama to meet with Wendy Davis. "I just wanna tell you: good luck, we're all counting on you"
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(91)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Great moments in GOP women's outreach programs: Texas GOP adviser tells group that women aren't "significant thinkers". Apparently believes women only think about if that roast needs to go in at 350 or 375
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(133)
 
(Some Aggie)
 
 
 
Liberal 'tax and spend' governor wastes taxpayer dollars choosing winners and losers in the green energy boondoggle. What's that? Rick Perry? Oh, strike that. Conservative 'job creatin' governor invests taxpayer dollars to grow state energy industry
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(29)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman forgets that Texas is farther away from Colorado than maps would have you believe
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(35)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas judicial system officially calls James O'Keefe video "A canard and political disinformation"
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(Sportige)
 
 
 
The revenue generated by athletic programs at universities like Alabama and Texas is greater than any other team in the NHL and all but five teams in the NBA
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas A&M receiver is arrested for disorderly conduct. This is not a repeat of February or March
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(8)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Smoke is on the pole, but with rain in the forecast, Uncle Si and the crew may have to build an ark to keep everything dry in Texas. It's the Duck Commander 500 (2:30 PM ET, FOX, weather permitting)
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Fri April 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas gets a new shipment of lethal injection drugs, hurriedly executes man that should have died weeks ago because everyone was getting antsy and really, really needed that execution fix
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(66)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan charges 9-month-old boy with planning murder, threatening police, and interfering in state affairs. Texas lawmakers furiously taking notes
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(68)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So, ummm....would this be a good time to mention that this week's Fort Hood shooter and the 2009 shooter both bought their guns from the same gun store in Texas? I know, I know, too early. Sorry, it's okay, I'll come back when you're ready
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Team Coco)
 
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Conan O'Brien takes his metrosexual associate producer shopping for Western wear in rural Texas. Hilarity ensues
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Wed April 02, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"He called me to come and look, and I said, 'Bubba that looks like a baby chupacabra'"
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(32)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Dog escapes Texas, only to find itself in Ohio four days later
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas Gubernatorial candidate responds to attacks that he's anti-woman by citing a "scientist" who firmly believes that women are inferior to men
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Tue April 01, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas is perfectly happy to continue playing second fiddle to Texas A&M in football
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(54)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX Gov Perry tells the DOJ that complying with the standards of the 2003 Federal Prison Rape Prevention Act is just too expensive and besides stopping rape of children in prison infringes on "state's right's" so he isn't going to bother
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Kera News)
 
 
 
The Texas Rangers' season opener featured some pretty incredible new concessions, such as Bacon on a Stick, Frozen Beer, and the Choomongous, a 24 inch sub, loaded with Asian beef and spicy slaw. Bypass surgery coupons available for $5
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(22)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas top court agrees to decide whether Tom DeLay was a shady politician contemptuous of the law. Also, the judges will review his conviction
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(16)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry reacts to Egypt's massive death sentence ruling: "Who the hell do you guys think you are, Texas?"
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(45)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
A panel of judges rules that Texas laws shutting down all but six clinics for women in the state "on its face does not impose an undue burden on the life and health of a woman"
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Idaho and Wyoming raise speed limits to 80 miles per hour, which is still around 10 below what people are actually driving
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Wed March 26, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma pastor apologizes for praying so hard for rain that he "accidentally" flooded Texas. And there are people who say God has no sense of humor
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Tue March 25, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Member of Texas Rangers starting lineup is out 10-12 weeks. This is not a repeat from yesterday
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(10)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Texas cop gets a ticket from a 14-year-old girl for parking in a fire lane. FARK: She does NOT get TAZED
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(128)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Global celebrations mark "World Water Day." Or as it's called in Houston, Texas "Don't light a match while the faucet is running Day"
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(14)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Texas deputy constable who claimed he was forced to 'motorboat' his female boss has been awarded $567,000 by Galveston County jury. That seems like a lot of money, until you see her pic (w/pics)
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Fri March 21, 2014
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Texas city decides they do not want a chicken-hawk, draft-dodging, pedophile performing at their Fourth of July festival after all
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Relax people, the State of Texas can continue to carry out death sentences. Thankfully they found a new batch of the drugs they use to execute death row inmates
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Sun March 16, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Pro-Pot Republicans meet in Houston. "The drug war goes against every principle we have of smaller government, fiscal responsibility and less intrusion in your private life"
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Houston man who shot and killed his 17-year old daughter's boyfriend after finding them in bed together is unlikely to face charges due to the legal precedent of "see, now, this here is Texas"
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(449)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rare case of girl on girl HIV transmission in Texas. Scientists offer not so hot explanations as to how it happened
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Quick method of suicide: Having a dad find you in his daughter's room. In bed. With his daughter. In Texas
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out the original 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' was not inspired by Ed Gein, but by every Farker's fantasy while shopping during the holiday season
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