Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Texas'

Headlines matching 'Texas'

Wed April 10, 2013

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		Texas executes Glenn Beck source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(66)
		Texas based Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill chain, going with truth in advertising trademarks the term 'Breastaurant' source: examiner.com \| share:	(91)

Tue April 09, 2013

Stabbings reported at Lone Star College in Texas. A suspect is still on the loose and in possession of at least one fully automatic assault knife

source: usnews.nbcnews.com | share:

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Sun April 07, 2013


		More than 700 educators from one particular state decided to better themselves this weekend. Did they do it by a.) Taking advanced math classes, b.) Researching teaching methods utilized in Europe, or c.) Attending a free gun class? Hint: Texas source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(187)

Sat April 06, 2013

		The Battle Over Top Speed: Since 2010, the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport "World Record Edition" has held the mantle as the fastest production car in the world, but Hennessey Performance of Texas says not so fast source: autos.yahoo.com \| share:	(101)
		When a comedian is in the middle of a set says that his parents are from Texas, the dumbest thing you can do is yell "WHERE?" (Some not safe for work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(44)

Thu April 04, 2013

The Texas House of Representatives stops trying to defund Planned Parenthood, gut education and mental health budgets, and secede from the United States, just long enough to pass critical legislation: Pecan Pie is the official state pie

source: wfaa.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

		Prosecutor heading up the case against an Aryan hate group in Texas resigns over security reasons, sends letter to every member of the defense so their clients don't kill him like they killed the two other prosecutors source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(198)

		Two prisoners escape Texas jail, should be considered armed and pantsless. Repeat, pantsless source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(6)

Tue April 02, 2013

From being one of Paul "Bear" Bryant's Junction Boys at Texas A&M to The Astrodome and the "Run and Shoot" offense, football legend Jack Pardee has played his final down

source: chron.com | share:

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Sun March 31, 2013

Texas authorities aren't sure whether the deaths of a District Attorney and his wife are connected to the shooting of one of his assistants two months ago, have to watch the rest of "No Country for Old Men" to be sure

source: usatoday.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

Monday blues

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Fri March 22, 2013

		Texas shootout could be tied to Colorado slaying. New Mexico seen whistling innocently as Arizona packs the bags to cross the border source: dispatch.com \| share:	(18)
		More on the guy who shot the Colorado prison head, later shot by Texas cops: "He was eventually shot by authorities who say he is essentially dead but is hooked up to equipment for organ harvesting" source: bigstory.ap.org \| share:	(67)

Thu March 21, 2013

Texas congressman tweets: "The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out." Trollarity ensues

source: theatlanticwire.com | share:

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Sun March 17, 2013

Five myths about the Revolutionary War everyone believes. Or why Texas will cry itself to sleep tonight

source: cracked.com | share:

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Thu March 14, 2013

Have you ever been so angry that you screamed and pounded on a truck and then got shot in the foot over a pair of pants? Welcome to Texas

source: click2houston.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

George Bush running for Texas Land Commissioner. How the Decider has fallen

source: talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Mon March 11, 2013

Two Texas men arrested for having the most awesome ice cream truck ever

source: chron.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

Group discusses their top six picks for BBQ joints in Texas. Fark: This is a perfect excuse for Farkers to discuss their favorite BBQ joints around the world

source: dallasnews.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

		Rule No.1524314 for disciplining your son: Don't use a stun gun source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(48)
		Texas high-school girls plan 'Operation Beautiful,' a day without makeup to show everyone their natural beauty. High-school boys, receptive yet confused source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(134)

Tue March 05, 2013

		55 things that are definitely bigger than Texas. Your Mom strangely fails to make list source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(11)
		Cop who fired over 41 bullets during a high speed chase last year, finally fired from department. That's some fine police work there Lou source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(43)

Mon March 04, 2013

(Some Guy)

Three entrepreneurs have taken on the roles of North Texas beer ambassadors by offering bus tours of local breweries. Drew last seen heading for Dallas to meet with his fellow diplomats

source: allenamerican.com | share:

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Sun March 03, 2013

		Texas saved $73m by de-funding family planning. Fark: Savings turns into a projected $273m loss after a huge spike in unplanned births for low-income families source: nytimes.com \| share:	(195)
		Navy veteran commemorates all 2,200 military members who died in Afghanistan by writing their names on a wall. Fark: He does it completely from memory source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(82)

Fri March 01, 2013

		Texas man dismayed to discover that not only are tumbleweeds sentient, they're apparently all in the same gang. And they do NOT like his house source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(50)
		New bill should (hopefully) make patent trolls a thing of the past. Marshall, Texas expected to be a ghost town within five years source: eff.org \| share:	(102)

Thu February 28, 2013

Thank goodness Texas has allowed teachers to bring guns in the classroom, or else students would miss out on the teachers accidentally shooting themselves during class

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Tue February 26, 2013

High school teacher: " I am supposed to teach you that we are not to call these people terrorists anymore, but freedom fighters." Difficulty: Texas

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Fri February 22, 2013

		Daytona speedweeks has been a bit lackluster so far. Maybe the Camping World Trucks can change that tonight. 7:30pm on Speed TV source: nascar.speedtv.com \| share:	(159)
		High school teacher gives assignment for students to write paper on anything they want. But if you write about hunting or attending a gun show. YOU GET NOTHING Difficulty: TEXAS source: myfoxdfw.com \| share:	(168)

Tue February 19, 2013

		Today's (kinda want) teacher/student conjugation comes to us from Pasadena, Texas. With phone text lesson plan goodness source: blogs.houstonpress.com \| share:	(110)
		Everything is done bigger in Texas: Woman has two sets of identical twins at once source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(49)
		Texas city plans to start automatically charging people who are in car accidents a 'crash tax' to cover the cost of first-responders at the scene. "Don't we pay them to do that already?" source: khou.com \| share:	(81)

Mon February 18, 2013

There may still be a way to make the San Diego Chargers finish losing every single fan they have. Move to Texas

source: nflspinzone.com | share:

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Sun February 17, 2013

...in more ways than one

source: mysanantonio.com | share:

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Sat February 16, 2013

		Old and busted: Senator Joe McCarthy. New hotness: Senator Ted Cruz source: nytimes.com \| share:	(116)
		If you're a prosecutor in Texas, and you hide DNA evidence to convict an innocent man of murdering his wife allowing the actual murderer to go free, then we'll promote you to Judge source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	(139)

Mon February 11, 2013

Teacher suspended for A) Having sex with a student. B) Posting nude pictures on the internet. C) Dumping pencil shavings into a student's mouth

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Thu February 07, 2013

		50 reasons that Texas might actually be the closest thing we have to a true Utopia on Earth source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(456)
(SB Nation)		The best letter of intent from National Signing day comes to us from the folks at Texas Tech University source: vivathematadors.com \| share:	(19)

Tue February 05, 2013

Texas citizens, you may now relax. We have captured the kinkajou. Repeat: we have captured the kinkajou

source: kdge.com | share:

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Sun February 03, 2013

Photoshop this parker

source: photography.nationalgeographic.com | share:

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Tue January 29, 2013

First order of business has Texas legislator, Ryan Guillen, (Doh) introducing a bill that would require Texas & Texas A&M to resume their annual football game

source: dallasnews.com | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

Turns out, Fox was wrong when it reported that millionaires were abandoning California for the ultra-low tax rates in Texas. On both counts

source: crooksandliars.com | share:

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Sat January 26, 2013

"Do I think we're going to turn Texas in two years? Probably not. Do I think we can turn Texas in four years? Absolutely, because I think the Republican Party in Texas is going to drive itself off a cliff"

source: politico.com | share:

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Tue January 22, 2013

		Multiple people shot at Lone Star College in Texas source: wptv.com \| share:	(1501)
		Texas Sheriff says, I will not enforce gun laws that I consider unconstitutional. Kind of like President Obama with those pesky immigration laws source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	(487)

Fri January 18, 2013

"Texas is better than New York, and New York just gave us another excuse to say that"

source: reuters.com | share:

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Wed January 16, 2013

		In blind taste test, British spirits experts decide that this year's best single-malt whiskey comes from the small Scottish highland town of "Waco, Texas" source: nytimes.com \| share:	(98)
(Some Guy)		CBS Sports unveils 2013 college football preseason rankings, gives Texas A&M the shocker source: gamedayr.com \| share:	(58)

Tue January 15, 2013

Man awakens to find kids breaking into his vehicle at 3am. He grabs his gun, shoots them both, killing the getaway driver as he tries to speed off. "He is not facing any charges because he was defending his property." Go Texas

source: woai.com | share:

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Mon January 14, 2013

		Tom Brady Messes with Texas during the Patriot's second bye week source: scores.espn.go.com \| share:	(60)
		Texas state legislator to file I'm A Grandstanding Douchebag With No Understanding Of How Government Works Act source: kens5.com \| share:	(52)

Sat January 12, 2013

		Zapata Texas, the Bells Beach of Hang Gliding and the story of how Red Bull lost the race for the longest hang gliding flight. The only things missing are the bank robberies, the hang gliding punk chick, and Gary Busey source: nytimes.com \| share:	(6)
		George Bush may run for governor of Texas. This is not a repeat from 1994 source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	(101)

Thu January 10, 2013

As expected, the thorny backwoods of Cibolo, Texas is the latest hotspot for Grey Alien sightings

source: bubblews.com | share:

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Tue January 08, 2013

		Justified: Texas cut taxes, spending, ends up with $8 billion surplus source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(232)
		Myopic Texas lawmaker wants strippers to wear licenses displaying their real names and phone numbers source: star-telegram.com \| share:	(152)
		Piers Morgan Messes with Texas - Extended Edition source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	(60)

Mon January 07, 2013

University of Texas women's track coach resigns after lapping one of her student-athletes

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Sun January 06, 2013

Drunk Aggie chicks interrupt live TV broadcast after Cotton Bowl victory. Actually kind of sweet. :)

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Tue January 01, 2013

The Trans-Texas Corridor is not dead. It's been biding its time, gathering strength, waiting to burst out of Rick Perry's chest and devour us all

source: wnd.com | share:

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Sun December 30, 2012

Looking to film the "Road House" reboot? Subby found the bad guy's mansion you'll need

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Sat December 29, 2012

The seven deadly sins done Texas style. Come for the Gluttony (a shootout over fried skrimps), stay for the Pride (bragging on Twitter about an arrest warrant)

source: houstonpress.com | share:

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Fri December 28, 2012

		Houston McCoy, the Austin police officer who stopped University of Texas Tower sniper Charles Whitman more than 46 years ago, died early Thursday afternoon. He was 72 source: statesman.com \| share:	(147)
		Upscale Texas cattle ranch reveals its secret ingredient: Beer-soaked hay. Apparently the cows like it better than the regular kind source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(117)

Tue December 25, 2012

Farker TRobichaux bans creationism in science class in New Orleans

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Sat December 22, 2012

Five Texas state troopers arrest and handcuff Santa Claus in front of children for chalking sidewalk

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Thu December 20, 2012

Texas (of course) legislator says the ping pong balls (and flat-screen TVs) are more dangerous than guns. Hey, pal, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Wed December 19, 2012

New Orleans public schools decide to mess with Texas

source: thinkprogress.org | share:

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Tue December 18, 2012

		Texas school board finally votes to ban Confederate flag on school property.This is not a repeat from 1965 source: statesman.com \| share:	(274)
		Have you ever looked at all those mass shootings and wondered what would happen if the shooter attempted that in Texas? Wonder no more. Tag is for the off duty sheriff that took the shot source: theblaze.com \| share:	(432)
		Can Texas secede? tl;dr edition: No source: youtube.com \| share:	(48)

Mon December 17, 2012

Mexicans crossing the border into Texas and Arizona continue to be a drain on the economy, mostly due to the combined $6.5 billion they spend on US retail goods

source: wfaa.com | share:

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Sat December 15, 2012

People collect eight-track tapes. Some of them sell for $5,000, and there are even museums for them in Dallas, Texas, and Roxbury, New York

source: collectorsweekly.com | share:

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Wed December 12, 2012

	Man carves pentagram into his 6-year old son's back because 12-12-12 is a "holy day". Fark needs a TEXAS tag (w/video and 911 audio) source: wfaa.com \| share:	(144)
	Dumb: Officials investigate Texas school curriculum for Muslim bias. Fark: They find Christian bias instead source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(138)
(Some Guy)	Tommy Tuberville, the night before he left Texas Tech for Cincinnati: "Son, I think Texas Tech is the place for you. I have to run to the restroom, but keep enjoying your dinner. I'll be right back, honest" source: clemson.247sports.com \| share:	(67)

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