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182 headlines found matching 'Texas'
Fri May 26, 2017
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: Mother locked in immigration family detention facility tries to commit suicide in desperate effort to free her two kids. Fark: A federal ruling says they should've been freed months ago
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And now the Governor of Texas jokes about shooting reporters
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
90,000 pounds of breakfast sausage recalled. Discussion to the right. Links to the left
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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Thu May 25, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Alamo called "worst tourist trap in Texas." If only they'd let people visit the basement
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Texas legalizes the hunting of coyotes and feral hogs from hot air balloon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it too much to ask our police to *not* run over and sock 14-yr-old girls in the face? I hope that's not placing too much of a burden on our heroes in blue
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump budget will only cover first 60 miles of Mexico wall, on track to cost $50 billion overall
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Megachurch preacher catches hell for flashing "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign. The devil is in the details
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Abbott signs law protecting pastors' sermons from subpoena, even if said pastor spews hate-speech and death threats. "Texas law now will be your strength and your sword and your shield," Abbott said, invoking Bible verse
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Here is Texas Monthly's 2017 list of the top 50 BBQ joints in the state. Have you eaten at any of them?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas House passes Bathroom Bill, but don't worry, it only affects vulnerable young students already under incredible pressure during a very difficult stage of their lives, and not the population at large, so not to worrry
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', it's been 40 years since we got it done
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two charged with stealing a hearse that had a corpse inside. They'll face a stiff sentence
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas Republican Party leader resigns, then tosses a blue grenade into the GOP bunker
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
It is illegal to own more than six dildos in Texas
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Texas Tightwad who threatened to sue his date for $17.31 because she texted during the movie has got his money back without having to go to court. WHEW now we can relax
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Next week, Comey will break his silence, Trump
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines once again shows compassion and understanding by charging a soldier returning from Afghanistan $200 for a military duffel bag
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Wed May 17, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Western Conference NBA Finals are headed toward a quick - and ugly - conclusion
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Tue May 16, 2017
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Sure, you could watch Rachel Maddow tonight, if you'd like. Or, you can watch Bernie Sanders debate John Kasich on CNN at 10PM ET. Either way, you're gonna come out ahead
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Is your hyperactive child acting out? That's a tazin'
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Hey, there's a dog on your roof." "We know, thanks." - "Hey buddy, there's a dog on your roof." "Thanks, we know." - "Yo, there's a dog on your roof." "Yes, we know, thank you." - "Hey, there's a dog-" "YES WE KNOW WE KNOW THERE'S A DOG UP THERE"
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The perfect head for the FBI in Trump land just announced he would accept the job
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
14-year-old boy becomes the youngest person in Texas to graduate from college while his 10-year-old brother just graduated from high school. What the hell did mom feed them?
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
A tourist attraction in College Station Texas? You must mean Bottle Cap Alley - a road paved with millions of beer and soda bottle caps
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tony Romo says he expects to "stink for a while" as a broadcaster. Apparently he's ready to start his new career in the same place he left his old one
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Wed May 10, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Comey wouldn't declare fealty to Emperor Orange, Trump caught on camera meeting with Russians and the Snekretary hides in the bushes. Rachel Maddow explains it all to us at 9:00 EDT on MSNBC
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU issues a travel advisory for.... Texas
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google are trialling a new mobile OS called "Fuchsia", to rhyme with "f*ck you"
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(NBA)
 
 
 
The Rockets head to San Antonio to take on the Spurs. Round 2, Game 5 of the Western Conference Playoffs @ 8:00 pm ET
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Texas Instruments graphing calculators being replaced by free online math tool. Company foresees severe 535507
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Voting Rights Act is likely to be coming back as the Zombie Voting Rights Act
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
After conversation with Tiger Woods at Masters Champions Dinner in Augusta, Jack Nicklaus has changed his mind, believes Tiger won't make it back to challenge Jack's record for victories in majors. "We talked about how much he hurt"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas: You know what, we don't want Jews adopting children in addition to the gays
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Land owners in Texas are suing to keep Trump from taking their land to build his ill-begotten wall
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
♫You simply can't be, a sanctuary city *clap, clap, clap, clap* deep in the heart of Texas♫
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
John Daly wins his first PGA tournament since 2004
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas senate votes to drop the state's mandatory vehicle safety inspection. All noble Texans should immediately head to a scrapyard, buy whatever clapped out piece of crap their heart has been yearning for all these years, and enjoy the open road
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Over 94 percent of the artists booked to play "Austin City Limits" music festival this October come from outside Austin city limits. Nevertheless, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Ice Cube, and The XX surely embody spirit of indie roots music
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When man eats deer, it's not news. When deer eats man, it's time to panic
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Thu May 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gunman shoots and kills sports bar employee, then gets killed by a customer because Texas
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Wed May 03, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Today in "only works in the movies" news, police officer arrested after planning to fake his own death and flee to Mexico
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Active shooter alert at North Lake College in Irving TX
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
If the government confiscates your drugs, sue them. That's the Texas way
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blockbuster Video is hanging on in Alaska, because streaming isn't much of a threat in a place where the internet is delivered by twice-weekly dogsled
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Tue April 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA says lethal injection drugs imported by Texas must be destroyed or exported within 90 days. Which is ironically the exact same guidelines Texas uses for illegal immigrants
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Mon April 24, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
New billboard day causes multi-car pileup
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Sat April 22, 2017
(PV Magazine)
 
 
 
Texas, your former governor is a farking moron...but you already knew that
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats may finally break through in Texas, thanks to Donald Trump. This is not a repeat from that other article in 2016 that claimed pretty much the same thing, but it at least shows that the WAPO hasn't learned a thing since then
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SeaWorld Texas celebrates the birth of what might be the last captive killer whale
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman, who at age 14 was married off against her will by her mother to a 26-year-old registered sex offender, thinks maybe that shouldn't be legal anymore in Texas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma State, still bitter after losing to Central Michigan this season, will have '11-2' engraved on their Alamo Bowl championship rings
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Wed April 19, 2017
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
The suspect was taken into custody without incident - He was too exhausted to resist
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Andre Johnson to sign a one-day contract with Houston so he can retire as a Texan. Mostly because Eli Manning told him he can take all his uniforms and sell them off as being game-worn
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This giant spider web that covers a whole field is creepy and beautiful at the same time, and would cause the largest karate imitation after running into it
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Breathalyzer officer fired after showing up for work drunk
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even in Texas polls show that 61% of respondents oppose building a border wall. However if you apply mathemagical formulae to subtract all the non-citizens responding illegally to the poll, the border wall is favored by 96.8% of Texans
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut Cyprus experiments with wrapping ground beef patty in pizza dough, selling it as Hut Burger in three varieties: Texas BBQ, Philadelphia, or Hut Classic
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
That stench you smell is coming from Odessa, Texas. Good thing there was a massive tire fire to cover it up
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix says those 'sexist' Dave Chappelle specials and 'racist' Iron Fist series are both big hits
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Mon April 17, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Suck it, Columbus
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas didn't think its cunning plan through as bill that forbids cities from creating a protected class would nullify existing ordinances protecting LGBT people, veterans, the elderly, and pregnant women
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An elderly man has died while receiving a lap dance at a strip club in Texas. Fark: The dancer initially thought he could have been faking to get out of paying his bill
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas supreme court denies request from the douchenozzle of the decade to be released from prison
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas warns residents about largest outbreak of mumps in over two decades. If only there were something, say a common vaccine, that could have prevented such an outbreak
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida ranks 49th in safe driving report. On the other hand, they lead the pack in unsafe everything else
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texas football team hazing takes "Gatorade: Is It In You?" slogan to a whole 'nother level
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China leads the world in state sponsored executions. Texas vows even harder to catch up
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
College kid tries to troll Southwest Airlines and their response is perfect. Give this round to Southwest
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Romo yet to file retirement paperwork; may continue to play for Mavericks despite 18-point loss in first game
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers seek to reduce backlog in rape kit testing by asking motorists to donate at the DMV
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
DNC: Fark Kansas
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas judge ruled for a second time that the state's voter ID laws discriminate against minorities. If she has to tell them again, she threatened to put Texas in timeout until it can play nice with everyone
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed Texas deputy is found to have committed suicide by shooting himself fifteen times in the head
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Sun April 09, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Fords are taking over as the NASCAR Monster of the Week Cup Series does battle at the newly repaved Texas Motor Speedway's O'Reilly Auto Parts 500, 1 PM ET on Fox
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Tiny meals, loose hanging skin, watery poop, a naked greased up Jimmy Spencer... these are all the things you should be thinking of when the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to Texas for the My Bariatric Solutions 300 at 1:30 PM ET on Fox
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Thu April 06, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Texas masturbation bill is now in the hairy hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas congressman compares Russian hacking to Mexican singers campaigning for Clinton
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fake news and fake outrage fueled by real money encounter a very real indictment
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Texas: where problems are solved by shooting at them
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Wed April 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dallas is considered the favorite to host the 2018 NFL Draft, making this the first time in a while that Dallas has won something significant
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox news covers MLB opening Day as only they can: "MLB opens season with record percentage of foreign-born players"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Texans just became honorary Chuck...Norris? Norisses? Norri?
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Tue April 04, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers taking steps to legalize fantasy sports. Excellent, all my years of practicing wombat jousting are finally going to pay off
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What do they call the "Texas" style Whopper in Texas to make it sound more exotic to Texans?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Dept. of Agriculture gives away free hog traps to curb state's free-range bacon problem
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a move that is not in anyway trying to drum up PPV sales for Wrestlemania, the Undertaker tells his life story at Texas Longhorn football practice
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Today's random dude duct taped to a yield sign is brought to you by the city of Houston, Texas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to our Great Negotiator, the President of the EU Executive arm threatens to support Ohio and Austin, Texas' call for independence if Trump keeps supporting EU separatist movements
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Wed March 29, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm guessing from the full facial tattoos that beating up his pregnant girlfriend is just one in a long line of bad choices
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"The Rio Grande, what side of the river are you going to put the wall? We're not going to put it on our side and cede the river to Mexico." -current Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Helicopter hog hunting may be a thing in Oklahoma soon
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Tue March 28, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Angry Spice is out in force today yelling at everyone and crushing them with his motorized podium
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Mon March 27, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas daycare worker slams 4-year-old child to the ground. He then prays to Jesus that the cctv is broken, like all Texans
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas House Speaker Joe Strauss calls the bathroom bill championed by the state's idiot Lt. Governor "manufactured and unnecessary"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Texas woman travels to Milwaukee to undergo brain surgery while wide awake. Surgeons reportedly covered star-shaped incision with giant cheese head
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Sat March 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the 2017 season, Tony Romo will go to (a) the Denver Broncos, (b) the Houston Texans, or (c)BS
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Wed March 22, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There is no better way to scream for attention than to ride your horse through the aisles of a Walmart and then post video of it to your Facebook page
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas passes bill allowing doctors to withhold information from pregnant women about detected birth defects like Down's Syndrome, Republicanism, Cowboys fandom
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The real impact of Trump's "enhanced vetting": No African Citizens Could Attend A Summit On African Trade, Held in California, After Visas Were Denied
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Supreme Court considers whether one guy sitting under a pine tree in Texas should be primarily responsible for American patent litigation
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Sun March 19, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple advocates that Texas schools not use corporal punishment with billboard. Human sacrifice they're OK with but no spanking
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former Texas Representative Steve Stockman (R) accused of spending money meant for charity on himself. And, according to Stockman, he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for the meddling deep state and its dog
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Memo to all rookies in Spring Training; When running the bases, the umpire is in play
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(US News)
 
 
 
When doing a photo shoot on train tracks, do remember that trains can run on those tracks in both directions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Google and Levi's unveil a smart denim jacket that can control the music on a smartphone. First time ever that "smart" and "denim jacket" have ever been used in the same sentence
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Tue March 14, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
As their Obamacare replacement cuts off funds for Planned Parenthood, Republicans want to reassure women that other clinics will step up to provide their low-cost breast exams, contraception and cancer screenings. Let's see how that worked in TX
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Texas congressman Joe "The Oil Gargler" Barton repeatedly insists that beating women is a state's rights issue, then yells at his constituents to shut up when they disagree with his rampant idiocy
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(Today)
 
 
 
Texas grade school has an insane idea for fighting ADHD: Give kids recess instead of drugs. Shockingly, it works
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Mon March 13, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, is there a doctor on board? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
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Sat March 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnny Smith apprehended; President Stillson safe
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Yes, we've all wanted to do it at one point or another. But that still doesn't mean it's okay as a parent to pull a gun on somebody in the school drop off line
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ted and Heidi Cruz to dine with Trump tonight, and Ted's moonlighting as the Zodiac Killer won't even crack the top ten most awkward factors
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just another terrifying "alien portal" opening up in the sky over USA's top-secret military research complex
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Sat March 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman who gives up beer for Lent wins a case delivered to her home by a team of Clydesdales. It's divine intervention
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Poor people don't want health care and Jesus was against helping the sick for free. Apparently we've been doing it wrong all this time
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(Chron)
 
 
 
TADA
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Time to fold, humans: poker-playing AI beats pros at Texas Hold'em 100% of the time
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(University of Texas)
 
 
 
Solid-state batteries that work in the cold, have triple the capacity, charge rapidly, don't explode, and the guy who invented them is 94 and from Texas. Checkmate, Lithinardos
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(Texas, Our Texas)
 
 
 
...in General Convention at the town of Washington on the 2nd day of March 1836
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Legal analysts agree that the likely reason SEC-filed charges were dismissed vs. Texas AG Paxton is because he's a Republican
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones daughter: I am not going to let my dad become the Donald Trump of the NFL
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas GOP message of the day: gay people only have rights when Democrats are in charge
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Tue February 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Charles no longer in charge
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Soccer players denied visas to play in a tournament in Texas because they are from the well known Islamic terrorist hotbed of Tibet
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Black-and-white photo shows eight-year-old Bill Paxton watching JFK speak outside hotel shortly before the president was assassinated
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas farmer supports his president by plowing TRUMP into his fields...directly below giant wind turbines that Trump would surely oppose
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Author of best-selling novel about WWII Japanese internment addresses student body of Texas high school known for graduating entitled racist frat bros. It goes about as well as you'd expect
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Former NFL player pulled over for speeding and smelling of alcohol claims he can't recite the alphabet because he played pro football
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender wrestler Mack Beggs identifies as male. He just won the Texas state girls' title because Texas is stupid
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Thu February 23, 2017
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
If you look at the real Presidential Ratings, the U6 instead of the fake U3 Obama used, then you'll clearly see Trump is the best President since George Washington, Jesus Christ, and Walker Texas Ranger
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
IBM's Watson is heralding breakthroughs for people everywhere, except Texas. Why? Texas is too corrupt for medical breakthroughs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The leader of the CalExit movement has opened an "embassy" in Russia,financed by a shady Russian group with ties to the Kremlin. He's not alone,Texas,Hawaii and Puerto Rico secessionists are also there
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
While the rest of the world is wringing their hands over terrorist threats, nuclear proliferation and global climate change, Texas is bracing itself for the looming "hog apocalypse"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out that you actually DO have to commit a crime before the GOP can punish you for it. Go figure
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man on 'trip of a lifetime' dies in plane crash. Well, he got that part right
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Three referees, one phantom foul
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Schrodinger's murder: A Federal agent standing on U.S. soil shot and killed someone standing on Mexican soil. You're the Supreme Court. What do you do?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texas anti-vaxxers energized by Trump
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Mon February 20, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas goes all-in on Trump, with nearly 90% of Republicans thinking he's doing a perfect job. Fark: Half of them think Putin is the bestest, and walks on water
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Sun February 19, 2017
(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Texas senator doesn't want to yield the floor, so he shatters a table
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Texas 'congressman' described as wishing for another 9/11...
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Sat February 18, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Texas may have a little voting problem on their hands
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
One of the most pressing issues being debated on the floor of the Texas capitol is stopping people from using the Chilean flag emoji in lieu of the Texas state flag
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Texas bathroom bill could cost them the Super Bowl. Not that the Cowboys or Texans have a shot anyway
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Wed February 15, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
A new study reveals most Texas school districts offer little sex education because isn't that what the 4-H Club is for?
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Tue February 14, 2017
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
When leading police on a 100mph freeway chase, don't let the little things break your concentration. Like rolling your car for instance
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Thinking they really have a chance Calexit supporters hold a forum and signature drive to get the issue on the 2018 state ballot
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Tired of President Trump headlines? Sit down and try some of this creative pizza
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sales of survival bunkers and doomsday prepper materials surge over 500% since Trump became president
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Futurism)
 
 
 
The solar industry now employs twice as many people as coal
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Fri February 10, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
A cow escapes a slaughterhouse and seeks immunity at a Taco Bell fully aware of the fact no real meat is used there
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Thu February 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
♬ Honey honey, pouring down the wall, ah-hah, honey honey. Honey honey, don't like bees at all, ah-hah, honey honey. ♬
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Texas...unless you are President Trump and threaten to cut our federal funding. Then we are eager to roll over and be your ever obedient biatch
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers are now looking for Tom Brady's missing jersey. Make that THE Texas Rangers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor hires new assistant coach to help clean up the scandal-tainted football program. Coach arrested for prostitution and promptly fired. Total time on the job: too short to even put out a press release on his hiring
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Car vending machine launches in Texas. Do not shake the machine when your F-150 gets stuck
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's jersey, which was missing, then safely squared away, is now missing again with the Houston Police and Texas Rangers taking the field
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Having trouble finding a date? It may not be you, but just the city you live in
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Patent troll sues Netflix, claiming he invented the download that can be used after it's downloaded. Presumably the case will be tried in Texas and the patent troll will win because stigginitt
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's Super Bowl jersey stolen after the game. Start checking eBay in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Forget Punxsutawney Phil, down in Texas they have Bee Cave Bob the armadillo predicting that our nightmarish 2 weeks of winter is almost over
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Texas is one of the most culturally and socially conservative states in the US but it wasn't always. Just 20 years ago, Planned Parenthood was named the most trusted special interest in the state, beating the runner-up NRA by over twenty points"
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Tony Romo has a wish list of teams he would like to choke fore
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Thu February 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the Texas education system...
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Family finds rattlesnake in toilet bowl, 23 more under the house. Don't sit down, Marie
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Lessons learned from flying a B-17 over Italy include: Don't underestimate the Regia Aeronautica's fighter pilots, Texans are arrogant jerks, avoid French sausage
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(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Top high school football star committed to Michigan State, signs with Florida State Penitentiary instead
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for working as porn actress more than 16 years ago says she didn't expect the district to shtupp so low
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In the race for DNC chair, Perez unleashes the Biden
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Today is the 14th anniversary of the day when the Space Shuttle Columbia, travelling at nearly 18 times the speed of light, broke up on re-entry, killing 7 astronauts
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Mon January 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Left-wing whining about Trump's immigration order intensifies, with one liberal pantywaist saying the order "would "erode our allies' willingness to fight and put Americans at risk. Sorry that was Former CIA covert operative Rep. Will Hurd (R-TEXAS)
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The source of Trump's 3 million illegal votes figure is some guy that made a voting fraud app. And owes $100k in backtaxes. And funneled state contracts to businesses he had ties to. In two state governments
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Plano, Texas is getting so busy that they had to add a second light downtown and a second checkout line at the Piggly-Wiggly. Also, Barney has to keep more than one bullet in his shirt pocket
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas still working on Tebow bill which allows homeschooled kids to play for their local actual-school football team
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Thu January 26, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Coach MaBone in trouble after incident with students. With a name like that it's gotta be a sex thing, right?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Gov vows that he will remove the elected Sheriff of Austin, Texas from office unless she "obeys the law" and drops her policy of refusing to cooperate with routine deportation requests. Ironic difficulty: the law gives him no power to do so
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Trump's latest executive order effectively stops US-based online companies from operating in the EU
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Jail Time For Abortions Would Make Women 'More Personally Responsible' For Sex" says Texas lawmaker with no chin
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas radio station bans Madonna songs after Women's March speech
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