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421 headlines found matching 'Ters'
Thu August 28, 2014
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Tor is keeping you anonymous from their headquarters at the YWCA
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(11)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pabst mansion sells for $4.8 million, is described as tasteless and only ironically appreciated by hipsters
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(19)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Superman and Lois Lane take the ALS Ice Bucket Ch -- look, could we just put a shark in the bucket and have Henry Winkler jump over it on waterskis, please?
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(72)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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HOW TO BOOZE A GUY IN LINGERIE: Los Angeles Company Offers Alcohol And Underwear Delivery Service. (By Smoking Hot Underwear Models.) Sure. Why Not.
 
 
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Intel and Michael J. Fox team up to promote new wearable computers, help shake out all the bugs
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(57)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Important message to commuters: Trains will be running 20 to 30 minutes late this morning. Also, if you drive a car, please remember the tracks are for trains only
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(17)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, what was in the Emmy gift bags that all nominees and presenters received besides a 1099 form?
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(13)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston firefighters rescue abandoned black lab puppy with its head stuck in tire."We really cut very carefully because any kind of pressure on the dog's neck could have snapped its neck or killed it," (w/ video)
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that three-quarters of white Americans don't even have a pretend black friend
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(228)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
FL DOT has a new weapon against people driving faster than 45mph on the interstate: A road that'll damage your car
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(47)
 
(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
Former AP correspondent explains how and why reporters get Israel so wrong, and why it matters
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(186)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Doctors use computers to help with belly button makeovers, hope to help those who have been attacked by a navel destroyer
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(26)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Dice)
 
 
 
"Swing Copters" is Dong Nguyen's big middle finger to everybody who complained that "Flappy Bird" was too hard. But that hasn't stopped a billion clones from appearing
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(34)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
We all have a calling in life. This man's calling was to be the high priest of oysters in Alaska
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(17)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Behold the miserable quality of life in the Hamptons where noisy helicopters ferrying people back and forth to NYC are ruining people's good time
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is one primetime show that promotes feminism and features strong, central female characters essential to the plot. And that show is Bob's Burgers, where two of the three lead females are voiced by men
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(59)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Brew Review)
 
 
 
Attention all you hipsters with your fancy glass growlers: The experts say a metal growler is better. What is your preferred beer growler material? Discuss
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(45)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Just what we need. 1.2 Billion more clueless hipsters
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(15)
 
(Clash Daily)
 
 
 
ISIS fighters fear nothing. Except possibly being killed in battle by a woman
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(118)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Myth: People will still watch Mythbusters after Kari, Tory, and Grant leave the show. ☐ Confirmed ☐ Plausible ☐ Busted
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(247)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 250 catalytic converters from U-Haul site, officials promise exhaustive investigation
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(57)
 
(Some Heckmair)
 
 
 
Climb the Eiger North Face from the comfort of your La-Z-Boy in this 360-degree virtual tour. Bonus: let's start midway through the Hinterstoisser Traverse...pan down and grab some toilet paper
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(26)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona Congresional candidate takes campaigning to maximum troll level by mailing condoms to pro-life voters
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(115)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Makeup artist transforms her mouth into cartoon characters
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(25)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
British 500 kg bomb craters Autobahn. This is not a repeat from 1944
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(40)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study shows that if you have daughters, you'll be well cared-for in your old age. But if you have sons, you'll probably die alone and be eaten by your cats
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(140)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Hezbollah lowers minimum age for fighters to 16 so it can better fight ISIS. Whoever wins... we lose
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(84)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Reporters: Mr Obama, do you plan to travel to Ferguson? Obama: Let me be clear. I want to go there, but I do not want to interfere with the investigation. Reporters: So will you go after the investigation? Obama: OH MY GOD LOOK OVER THERE *runs*
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(255)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, if we're all Americans, we support peaceful protesters, we oppose rioters and looters and we think the officer who was involved should go to jail if he shot Mike Brown after he surrendered
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(280)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
41 and 36-year-old sisters have been sentenced to death by hanging for kidnapping children as part of a begging operation and murdering them when they were no longer useful. I'm pretty sure I already saw this movie in 2008
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Atlanta woman enters mugshot hall of fame after swiping, crashing police car, looks like submitter feels on any given Monday morning
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(26)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Ferguson police fail train rumbles on as they attempt to interrupt a live CNN broadcast from a location deemed safe for protesters, arrest Getty photographers, and throw in a 90-year-old Holocaust survivor for good measure
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(1471)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Protesters break into Ebola care center, steal everything including the Ebola
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(335)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Teamsters no longer tilting at windmills
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(14)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(LAist)
 
 
 
L.A. Hipsters brand the chain's new Highland Park location "the saddest Starbucks in America." Why, it's as if you're really in Seattle
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(75)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With MSNBC Clearly sympathizing with the protesters in Ferguson and Fox News clearly and firmly on the side of the cops, leave it to CNN to articulate the middle ground. Wolf Blitzer: so why can't the cops in Ferguson just "shoot to injure?"
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(218)
 
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Straight-edge conservative blames drugs for Robin Williams' death, lashes out at South Park's Mr. Mackey, consarned hipsters for trivializing totally serious slogans like "Just Say No" or "Don't Do Drugs" as laugh lines
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(83)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The Capital Beltway turns 50 years old this weekend, and some of its original commuters are just about to finish getting past the 270 spur
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(93)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Mallcop in Seattle breaks up confrontation between pro- and anti-Israel protesters by macing random black guy trying to get to the Apple store
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(279)
 
(Communities Digital News)
 
 
 
HA Israel Defense Fighters mock HAMAS fight song.. Its just a silly little hate song
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(5)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lake Mead's water level drops to historic low. Las Vegas mobsters now use hotel room bathtubs for their victims while awaiting a good downpour
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(41)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The writers of '300' are writing the 'Aquaman' movie with more male nudity
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(49)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
Live feed from Ferguson as police advance on protestors and order reporters to stop recording
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(811)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently concerned that protesters may be in possession of Buk missile systems, FAA orders no-fly zone over Ferguson, Missouri. Nothing to see here, please disperse
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(341)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DC hires two writers to handle the script for Aquaman, hoping that the duo can make a film about a lonely man who talks to fish something audiences will want to see
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Case closed after death of caretaker whose DNA was found on 52 100-year-old bottles of stolen whiskey. He always denied drinking it saying it "had floaters in it and all kind of stuff inside the bottle" and was as drinkable as Maker's Mark
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(57)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNCC busted making fake websites to intentionally deceive low information voters. Again
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(94)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not News: Chris McDaniel claims voter fraud tainted the Mississippi GOP Primary. News: He provides names of fraudulent voters. Fark: One of them was his own lawyer
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(70)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robin Williams leaves behind four completed films that are slated to hit theaters within the next 12 months
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(231)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel got serious scientists to participate in their "Shark Week" pseudoscience disasters by a) lying to them about the true purpose of the interviews, b) later editing answers from unrelated questions together, c) all of the above
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(120)
 
(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley tennis coaches discuss being summoned by "Mythbusters" B-team to help bust hoary myth that tennis match can be played on moving airplane's wing. For their part, they say Tory can really play
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(25)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The very best and worst unused original movie posters
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(37)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Chinese navy invades US waters
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(214)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy fights off alligator in attack. The next day, news reporters mistake the casual banter of a child filled to the gills with morphine and Demerol with heroic nonchalance
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The unsung heroes who were responsible for keeping the Metric System out of America. Who knew there were so many Stonecutters?
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(208)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Crazy Ivan claims to have chased a U.S. sub from their northern waters. Next week they'll claim one of their subs has gone missing
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, for the paltry sum of three quarters of a billion dollars you can own the largest contiguous ranch in the US complete with 510,000-acres and all that comes with it
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(91)
 
(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop these reservoir checker-outers
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(29)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Remember that Congressman from TN who ran on a "pro family/Pro-life" ticket but it was then revealed that he had had six mistresses and arranged abortions for one them and his wife? Well, outraged GOP voters have thrown him out-by two votes
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(108)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before, but scientists have discovered a new venomous creature in the waters of Australia
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(17)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
This is why New York City can't have nice things: Beautiful and bizarrely artistic street signs featuring skulls, spires, coat hangers and other strange icons from the DOT that were placed around Manhattan are being stolen by quasi-satanic hipsters
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(54)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul: "The GOP can't completely flip on gay marriage" There are no switch-hitters in politics
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(186)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The design evolution of cartoon characters between their first episode and their last one
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(58)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Microchips made from magnets could help future computers run leaner. Once they figure out how they work
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once again, you haters comparing Obama to Jimmy Carter can suck it - because unlike Carter, Obama did NOT invite Robert Mugabe to the White House. He invited every other despot in Africa, but not Mugabe
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(89)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Train commuters get together and push aside a train to free a passenger who didn't mind the gap
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(43)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"A group of scientists from South Korea have converted used cigarette butts into a high-performing material that could be integrated into computers, handheld devices, electrical vehicles and wind turbines to store energy"
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll: GOP is viewed unfavorably by 61% of women, 75% of Latinos, 61% of young voters, 100% of US presidents
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
9/11 conspiracy nutjobs are still demanding to know what happened to all the gold that was supposedly in the World Trade Centers
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(60)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP candidate 'disproves' climate change... because thermometers
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(105)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart announces plans to begin personalizing each shopper's experience, so if you'd like to see a few more obese ladies in gym shorts or meth freaks in wife beaters and baseball caps, get online and let them know
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control is busy fighting ebola, patenting ebola
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(18)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
When a third party enters a market that used to have just two "competitors," remarkable things happen
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(70)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Just when police thought they had finally loosened the Mafia's historical stranglehold over Sicily, a new generation of brash mobsters is reclaiming the streets of Palermo - and bragging about it on Facebook" (pics)
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, it's true. These Ghostbusters will have no dicks
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(58)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Apartment maintenance worker enters your home and digs through your stuff? Seems legit. No crime committed here, Mr. Citizen
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(110)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cocaine worth $1M goes missing from 'locked and sealed room' at police headquarters in Paris
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(59)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Semi-trailer crash covers interstate 465 in butter. Police looking for any witnesses who may have seen Paula Deen fleeing the scene
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(41)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Smart meters not so smart when they burst into flames on the side of your house
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CIA admits its agents improperly searched Senate computers. Don't worry, though, they'd never illegally monitor ordinary civilians, that would be wrong
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(82)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
New trailer for Christopher Nolan's Interstellar (crash) lands, and it looks rather epic
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a Democratic US Senate candidate trying to appear authentic to voters in Georgia, maybe hiring a PR firm out of San Francisco to help with the libsplaining isn't the hottest idea
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(74)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
All 30 Mario Kart 8 characters reviewed. Come for [your favorite], stay for the validation of your hatred of [your least favorite]
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(64)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
TripAdvisor rates the top 10 drive-in theaters in the U.S. and the news is there are still 10 drive-ins
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(82)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Patent Troll suing Adam Carolla and other podcasters: "Why is Adam Carolla being so mean to us?"
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(55)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in: "Flesh-eating bacteria rampant in Florida waters"
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(15)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
TMNT's Australian promoters did not think their cunning plan all the way through
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(51)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New letters show that, despite outward appearances, Lincoln was actually every bit as nervous a public speaker as Obama without his teleprompter
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having kids is a challenge-- they're picky eaters, daycare is expensive, and what's a mom to do with them when she's trying to get to the threesome at her apartment building's public hot tub?
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(68)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
IDW announces comics where Star Trek meet Planet of the Apes, Angry Birds meet the Transformers, and Ghostbusters meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, prove that comics are now little more than bad fanfiction written by 12-year-old boys
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(84)
 
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Protip: The firefighters can handle the tunnel fire themselves. It is easier when you don't steal their firetruck, though
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(17)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Here's a compilation of newcasters passing out on live TV, as opposed to their viewers slipping into comas
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(29)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the first time in 40 years Mediterranean anchovies are thriving in UK waters. Fishermen, pelicans, pizza lovers celebrate
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(60)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What's old is new again especially in the case of this 1990 Toyota Supra for sale in Canada. Only 92 kilometers and still sporting the plastic wrap on the seats
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Firefighter obesity is becoming a problem in the US, especially when the jaws of life have to be used to remove firefighters who become stuck in the hole while sliding down the pole
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(98)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Check out these propaganda posters from the Star Wars' Galactic Empire
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(45)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Prince's "Purple Rain" opens in theaters. Here's the story of the first "Parental Advisory" sticker which adorned the soundtrack and 9 other things you probably didn't know
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(64)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Godzilla 2 will pit the "King of the Monsters" against Mothra, Rodan, and King Ghidorah. In other news, Subby just creamed his pants
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(60)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'King Kong' is climbing his way back to theaters in 'Skull Island'
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(49)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese vending-machine soft drink hipsters, this is your article to read. "The most we spent for any of our liquid refreshments was 100 yen, and a few real bargains were priced at just 80 yen"
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB reduces Hall Of Fame ballot eligibility timeframe from 15 years to 10, to ensure it remains the Hall Of Fame and not the Hall Of Pretty Good And Was Nice To Sportswriters
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(66)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The latest peril from the animal kingdom: GIANT KILLER ANTEATERS
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(49)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The MD location for restaurant/arcade chain Dave and Busters, once the site of an unofficial perpetual tech job fair during the first dotcom boom, to close its doors after losing a court fight to stay open
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(27)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Biggest and Final" workers rally planned for today at Market Basket headquarters. So if you're in Tewksbury, MA today, make sure to honk some support for the people who just want their boss back
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(23)
 
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
New poll finds that 67% of voters say America is becoming more divided. The other 33% say the people have no idea of what they are talking about
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(14)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The GOP has a cunning plan to win back women voters: we're blocking contraception to protect you from brittle bones. Why is everyone laughing?
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(48)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Obama just called every business in the Fortune 500 "corporate deserters." And he's right
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(158)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
In which Peyton Manning tries to get reporters to say "blue balls"
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(26)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm an advice columnist and need some letters to respond to so I stole yours. Was that wrong? -- Dear Debbie
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(16)
 
(Vita.mn)
 
 
 
Male hipsters now taking up gardening as way to collect hops for homebrews, obscure tomato and beet varieties, and grillable hot peppers. "It's the cool factor - to be able to say, 'I grew it myself.' To say, 'I grew it and brewed it' is even cooler"
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ukranian MH17 looters go all Nigerian scammer on crash victims' credit cards
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(111)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"How many Daily News reporters does it take to not fact check a story?"
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(21)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd says Ghostbusters 3 will start filming next year, just like he said last year and the year before and the year before and the year before
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(72)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is marching to landslide victory against Mary Burke as he leads her by astoundingly large margin of -1 points in latest poll of likely voters
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(122)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Menage-a-IVF could be legal in the UK in just a few more trimesters
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Government to ISPs: You will install pron filters for new customers unless they opt out. British People: WE OPT OUT
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(42)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Insurance companies insist motorized scooters need to be covered under vehicle policies. Those rascals will do anything to make a buck
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(78)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Science Codex)
 
 
 
Dartmouth scientists devise new laser which could play a crucial role in the development of quantum computers, is currently being used to mess with Schrödinger's cat
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(6)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
None of the CEOs avoiding American taxes by off-shoring their headquarters want to talk to Congress for some reason
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(133)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man gets three years in prison for making elderly woman pay $50 for getting her gutters cleaned. No, get your mind out of the gutter
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(66)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS-gate, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, birth certificates, teleprompters, Syria, Libya, White House gardens, $250 million fleet deployments, lobster dinners, endless vacations: Will we ever know the truth about all the Obama scandals?
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(198)
 
(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
"Hipsters finding that a tattoo on their arm, leg or torso is just a little, well, ordinary, have discovered a new trend - tattooing their teeth"
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(65)
 
(Newsmax Health)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Farkers have lower chances of having osteoporosis, arthritis, heart attack and stroke, kidney stones, cancer causing carcinogens, dementia, and diabetes? Four letters. Here comes the science
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(25)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
A homeowner tired of pranksters driving on to his lawn decides to lay a trap consisting of a board with nails hammered through it buried along the street and painted black to make it harder to see. And of course someone has a problem with this
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(144)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Soccer supporters look to raise £100 in memory of two rival football fans who died aboard flight MH17 while going to watch their team. Then the internet happens (Tag's for those who've proven what soccer fans can do when they put rivalries aside)
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(20)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Three problems computers will never be able to solve. Well, four if you count the algorithm for love
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israel enters Gaza strip to get to hidden tunnel network, no word on if Brazzers co-sponsored
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(347)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt anybody," says lady who mailed ricin laced letters to the POTUS and others
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(62)
 
(Monroe News)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen points out that his name should not be in all capital letters on legal documents, his name is a dead entity, and he is not bound by the laws of the state. It went about how you'd expect
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(234)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hindu community up in arms over Urban Outfitters duvet cover featuring deity Ganesh
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(26)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Pilot dropping 3,000 ping pong balls redeemable for prizes misses assembled crowd and instead hits a nearby interstate, thereby qualifying for a paddlin'
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(63)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Guy goes to a club wearing so much aftershave that he blows up like an Iraqi oil well when he gets too close to open flame, and someone else is going to jail
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last day to submit comment on the FCC's Pay to Play Internet proposal. Click here to support net neutrality. Plus bonus John Oliver explains why this matters
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(49)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
German government goes back to doing its work on typewriters, because the Americans can't bug a Smith-Corona
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(50)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
According to the CIA, the phrases "conch fritters" and "tropical breeze" are classified inf+++CARRIER LOST+++
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(44)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aussies look in to charging commuters for every kilometer they drive. That's 2 1/2 miles to you yanks
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(131)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember that whole thing from last week about how the new generation of voters are voting conservative because they've grown up in an age of big government? Yeah, not so much
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(84)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
John Oliver wants you to know Warren G. Harding's recently uncovered love letters are actually "smutty f--k notes"
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(58)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Heroes' creator plans to use mostly new characters for reboot (because his former stars are turning him down)
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(99)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Good news: We have mercifully made it to the end of TNT's Sprint Cup coverage. Bad news: Kyle Busch and Jimmie Johnson are your front row starters. It's the Camping World RV 301, live at 1pm ET on LOLTNT
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(516)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over and we can stop lighting candles, praying for and looking for Penelope the pregnant tarantula whose missing posters have been seen in Brooklyn, because the whole thing has been revealed as a prank
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(52)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lord Obama enters BBQ joint in Texas, cuts to front of 3-hour line, loads his plate full of ribs and other food his wife won't let anyone else's children eat, then showers the plebes with money so they keep their mouths shut
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(267)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Extent of former US President's extramarital affairs revealed in letters his family tried to keep hidden out of fear it'd be as scandalous as his having "Gamaliel" for a middle name
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(42)
 
(Grist)
 
 
 
Leading the fight against fracking are cowboys, hunters, and hippies oh my
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(34)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In latest use of headline that must be an F-key on most reporters' keyboards by now: "This surveillance bill puts our hard-won freedom in peril"
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Many states have recently passed restrictions aimed at making it harder for younger voters to vote, such as no longer allowing a student ID card to count as a valid "photo ID' for casting a ballot. You'll never guess what "color" all those states are
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(235)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
News: Guy steals $460,000. Fark: In quarters. Farked up: And he only has to pay back half of it
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(53)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
'Spiciest burger in UK" puts two daring reporters in hospital when they try to eat one. "I was in so much pain I was telling people I was dying," reports one
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(121)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So many people are being attacked in cases of "river rage" while punting along the canals of one British city that stab vests are now becoming mandatory for boaters (pics)
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(56)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
North Korea goes to the UN to complain about Seth Rogen. Strongly worded letters all around
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(109)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
What is it with this state and idiots shining laser pointers at police helicopters?
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(63)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James says he doesn't know if he could ever work for someone that writes their letters in Comic Sans. Dan Gilbert responds that when you live in Cleveland, you'll try anything to cheer yourself up
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(108)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You may be having a bad day, but at least you're not having a "sailboat hit by a waterspout" kind of day. (with dramatic video)
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(10)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Can't decide if this is one awesome gif of multiple Marvel and DC characters, or just Mystique playing around
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(11)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York lawmakers to look at regulating costumed characters in Times Square, because for some reason, not everyone wants to be molested by a six-foot tall Elmo. Weirdos
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(76)
 
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
Here are 20 things Hipsters have ruined for everyone. Personally, I hated hipsters before it was cool
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(129)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Disney Princesses imagined as characters from "Orange Is the New Black," or "Rule 34 taken to the nth degree"
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(24)
 
(KWGN.com)
 
 
 
What's 15 ft deep, 100 meters wide, several miles long and great on pizza?
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ray Nagin, former Mayor of New Orleans, enters the Louisiana Political Hall of Fame: Federal prison
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(81)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you want Republican voters to pay attention to something, make it look like food
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(13)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Dallas judge on why he wants to open shelters for unaccompanied child migrants and not just deport them: These are children and we don't turn our backs on them in Texas
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(59)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sam Waterston and Martin Sheen as lovers? It's more likely than you think
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(46)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: Man enters family's home and recites scripture. News: At 2 a.m. by breaking down their front door. Fark: He's naked and tripping balls
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(51)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The Voyager 1 spacecraft which was, then wasn't, then was, then wasn't, is now definitely in interstellar space. Probably
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two drone pilots learn the hard way that NYPD helicopters can outsmart their drones when confronted in the air
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not only are America's nuclear weapons reliant on 8" floppies, security patrols still fly Huey helicopters built before subby was born
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Grover Norquist thinks Uber will drive Republicans into the hearts of young urban voters
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(74)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Moaning moguls, whining winners, fretting firsts, malcontent masters, and lamenting leaders
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(16)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
"Somehow I lived in Wisconsin for the first 17 years of my life, was a Brewers fan for many of those years, and never realized the old Brewers logo contained the letters "m" and "b" hidden in the ball and glove"
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(49)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Coors Light investigative game promo closes Toronto intersection. Investigation was presumably to try and detect any beer in Coors Light
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(55)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Arcade classic Q*Bert to be given two difficulty levels when it is re-released this week: one mode for people who remember feeding quarters into that biatch in April 1983 for eighty straight hours, and one for normal people
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(59)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Cthulhu worship. Alien abduction. Naked reading. Forget actors. Following writers is where it's at
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(28)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
AMC adds recliners to its theaters to compete with Netflix. No word on whether you will also be able to read Fark on your laptop while getting stupid on vodak, but I suppose it's a start
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(69)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Increasingly the job creating corporations are moving their 'headquarters' overseas so they don't have to pay domestic taxes. But they still demand all kinds of government services and stick the rest of us with the bill
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(128)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Final MLB All-Star game rosters announced. List to the left, arguments for who really deserves to be in to the right
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(75)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't ask Pennsylvania's health department any questions about fracking. Best not to mention cancer clusters either
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3500 copper canisters found in old mental hospital. Gold mine for scrappers? Doubtful. Each contains a person
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(118)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Alan Colmes' Liberaland)
 
 
 
What happens when Teabagger Extraordinaire Victoria Jackson encounters a satirical article about President Obama celebrating the Fourth of July at a mosque? ARM THE DERPEDOES
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(124)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Protesters waste a warm California summer day protesting outside a Hobby Lobby in Cucamonga, dissuading nobody
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(383)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Day 1 of le Tour: Cavendish possibly a scratch after crashing within 200 meters of the finish
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(22)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The arrival of 3-D printers in public libraries puts librarians in a potentially sticky situation when people naturally want to use libraries for the same thing we read about them being banned from libraries for
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Subby has applied for 276 jobs at the state university that granted him a Masters Degree and gotten less than a handful of applications for his trouble. Can we not label it a "diploma mill" as well?
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(21)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Charleston City Paper)
 
 
 
50 writers & editors select 23 of "America's Worst Politicians" - all the sex, drugs, and corruption you would expect from our elected leaders. Happy 4th
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(69)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl says Foo Fighters will play more crowd-funded concerts because he'll get more money out of it than he would a show set up by his record company
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Australian hunk lives with smoking hot identical twin sisters and their mum
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(144)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(107.3 The Brew)
 
 
 
Man's testicles removed from his throat after first ride on World's Tallest Waterslide
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(68)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Columnist thinks his difficulties in accessing the Drudge Report from his hotel computer is part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to censor the internet, rather than Druge's awful side bar ads tripping the malware filters of the hotel's Wi-fi
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(92)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rioters surround bus full of traumatized children. Local Official: "When people are scared and don't have all the information, they have a right to react"
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(324)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox panel coins the term 'Beyonce Voters': "They depend on government because they're not depending on their husbands"
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(153)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Elderly woman injured by exploding laptop. Firefighters say she could have avoided injury by using Windows 8, since she'd still be waiting for it to boot up
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(64)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Symantec)
 
 
 
So apparently, Russia has infected computers controlling our power grid with a Stuxnet-type of virus, and can shut things down at their whim. That's nice
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, you can put that lipstick away, they have bred a cat that can't jump up on your kitchen counters
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(86)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Bushwick hipsters publish new book about their 'hood, featuring short fiction and essays written by new and longtime residents. "Most of the stories are about Bushwick nightlife - getting wasted at art shows and waking up next to a stranger"
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(30)
 
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Welcome to Shooters. Kinda like Hooters except the waitresses pack heat and there's no booze. Tipping is encouraged
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(159)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Mike Myers to be featured alongside his various characters on CanadaPost stamp sheet this summer. No, "The Love Guru" won't be on there
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(30)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Why'd the 70-year-old man swim 4 miles through alligator-infested waters to cross the lake? It was "on his bucket list" of course
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(2)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Remember how in the good old days if you wanted to get elected you just needed to shake hands and kiss babies? Now you have to portray yourself as the last line of defense between voters and a militaristic and out-of-control total surveillance state
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(55)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
A year ago: 19 Hotshot firefighters lose their lives fighting a major wildfire. Politicians took photo-ops. Investigations were conducted. Promises of change. Today: MEH
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(44)
 
(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
Baseball broadcasters setup shop in centerfield for play-by-play. Make themselves part of the game with a home run catch
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meat eaters of the world, be ashamed, be very ashamed for you are the scrouge of the world when it comes to your carbon footprint
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(175)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Admiral Akbar says If a woman offers you a four-way with her and her two underage daughters, she's a Fed. Always, every time a Fed
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(75)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Open wide: 1,000 pages of "steamy" love letters between the US President and his mistress, an enemy sympathizer and possible spy trying to sway his opinion, to be released
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(34)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Police from four departments shut down the St. Thomas More Festival in Munster, IN, after a brawl breaks out . But what else do you expect when you have an event that caters to the notoriously rowdy fans of 16th Century English dynastic politics?
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(38)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Felon running for office hoping transparency about car-focused fetish arrests will rev up supporters this November
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five-time national champion female runner finishes the 800 meters at the U.S. Track and Field championships with a time of 2 minutes, 32.13 seconds. 35 seconds slower than her personal best. Oh did I mention she is 34 WEEKS PREGNANT?
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP candidate warns that same-sex marriage could lead to sisters marrying each other. All good God-fearing Americans know that God intends marriage to be between one brother and one sister
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(142)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Emmitt Smith says Johnny Football is going to prove the doubters wrong. Just kidding. Emmitt says Johnny Football is JaWalrus Russell 2.0 ;)
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the SCOTUS says that Obama overstepped his authority in making political appointments, leaving Fark Liberals™ the last supporters of the practice
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(260)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants' Tim Lincecum smokes Padres hitters, rolls up 27 outs without allowing the Padres even one hit
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Evil: Payday loan company sends customers threatening letters from fake lawyers. Evil genius: Then charges extra 'administration fees' for sending them
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(47)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters to return to "The View", says it was difficult getting used to having conversations where only one person was talking at a time
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(11)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Colts punter McAfee can not only kick 72 yard field goals, but he keeps the team's computers virus free
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel: "There is something a little unusual about a Republican primary that's decided by voters"
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(171)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You have a fake lottery ticket and get turned away twice trying to cash it in, so what do you do? You take it straight to lottery headquarters and try again
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(46)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The group that measures the world's Top 500 fastest supercomputers hasn't crowned a new champion in more than a year because Skynet hates competition
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(21)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson (R):"I have a crazy idea. How about we do not oppose things that the majority of voters want just because we have different personal opinions?"
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(79)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters draft Johnny Manziel: " 'Johnny Basketball' has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marine Le Pen fails to form her coalition of haters after other haters refuse to join with her haters
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(13)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Coast Guard reminds boaters not to have threesomes on moving yachts: "There's a moral here: If you're feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants"
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(62)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Westword)
 
 
 
Famous last words: "None ya haters can bring me down"
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(86)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nineteen moments established television characters met their Bizarro world dopplegangers
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to make famous characters look more badass? Add a beard
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(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Congresswoman proposes e-cigarette legislation to please her Big Tobacco masters
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(137)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
So, who wants to see the Foo Fighters cover Queen and Rolling Stones?
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(66)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After 25 years, it's time to forgive Ghostbusters II: "It's every moviegoer's right to be miserable and treat sequels like dirt. But 25 years on, Ghostbusters II holds up far better than you might remember"
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(171)
 
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
DC Entertainment starts to realize the Nu52 is a failure, plans to have their current characters fight their old universe counterparts. Unfortunately, they don't seem to realize they drove away all their old fans, so no one is left to care
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(66)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Starbucks bean counters announce 8% price hike
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(41)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Old and busted hipster pet: Potbellied pigs. New and trendy hipster pet: Miniature roosters
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(44)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Finally, the pinnacle of your week arrives as you cast aside your normal responsibilities and pit your keen intellect against the most evil, tricky, diabolical questions our quizmasters could conjure. It's Friday. It's the Fark Quiz. You're welcome
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(24)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Old news IS so exciting. Chuck Berry's punk rock record reviews are terse and spot-on
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(44)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA bolsters Pluto-bound spacecraft for 2015 visit
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(39)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We report, you decide, but keep in mind some of the Fox newscasters are liberal
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(39)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bender's head causes security scramble and massive delays for Connecticut suburban rail commuters, wants you to come to Foxwoods for BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS
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(30)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Supreme Court unanimously rules that public sector whistleblowers are protected under First Amendment rights when they raise flags on matters of public concern, unless they are Snowden
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(81)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
What fantasy game characters actually do when they're not questing
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(29)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Researchers want commuters to trade in their cars for a personal mini-helicopter to reduce traffic congestion in citi ... look, you had me at 'mini-helicopter' (pic)
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(23)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Max Landis put his idea for Ghostbusters 3 on Twitter last night and it would have made for... a really good movie?
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Gosselin's two oldest daughters Cara and Mady revolt against their mother, not realizing that anyone who has seen or heard of Kate plus 8 or any of her other attempts at 15 minutes of fame are just as revolted with their mother as they are
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(48)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
UPS decides that the size of your package matters, but still will not get you a discount on shipping
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(8)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
And you thought being made to wear matching family sweaters was bad
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(50)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A tiny portion of Detroit is making a comeback, featuring bars, boutiques, and a distillery. Why yes, hipsters are involved, why do you ask?
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Someone finally made a video for Broadway's "The Book of Mormon" using South Park's characters and animation
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(13)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Political election attack ad posters using movie footage
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(22)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The last few years have regrettably made the phrase 'Republican pollster' less a job title than a punch line. With fewer and fewer people picking up the phone to bother talking to the pollsters in the first place, getting it right is HARD"
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(27)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers minor league pitching prospect has an impressive 175.50 ERA, with 9 walks and 7 batters hit by a pitch over 4 appearances (0.2 of an inning)
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
ISIS captures another Northern Iraq town. All hail the Caliphate of the North. Someone get me the Iraqi Lannisters
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(195)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: Mother fulfills her daughters dream. News: Her 25-year-old daughter who has Down syndrome's dream. Fark: By throwing her a bridal themed birthday party with her daughter getting pampered for her 'big day'. Damn dusty in here
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(159)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More and more concert promoters vow to enforce a zero-tolerance policy on drug use at their summer fest... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face
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(56)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The queen of quitters, half term governor Sarah Palin about ready to quit the Republican party
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(83)
 
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Hospice patient was former forest ranger, but hasn't been able to go outside for several years, because of his illness. Firefighters decide to take him on one last hike in the forest. Dust, dust... it's everywhere
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(35)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton isn't going to talk to reporters at public event. "I have a deal"
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(52)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Give the hipsters credit--they're trying to open nice stuff in Detroit
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(36)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Introducing the first café that caters to people with Alzheimer's, where there's always something new on the menu
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(31)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
In a scene that may or may not be from a new John Waters movie, Baltimore police shoot cow running loose in downtown Baltimore
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(57)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New app informs foragers where they can find fruit trees, berries, nuts, herbs, vegetables, mushrooms, and dumpsters in their neighborhood
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(89)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Haters gonna paint: I don't always leave passive-aggressive notes for my neighbors, but when I do they're in the form of an 8-foot-tall painted sign
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(58)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The new MLB math: One accidental backswing equals two batters hit by pitcher, or 4 ejections. Whichever comes first
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(59)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
News: Comcast planning to roll out millions of new Wi-Fi hotspots nationwide. Fark: Using their residential customers' routers
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(197)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now for a slightly different breed of pet hoarder. Nope, not dogs, cats, rats or hamsters
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(87)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo gives a hat tip to FARK for showing them the way computers were in 1991. Ah, the good times
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(0)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Who Ya Gonna Call?)
 
 
 
The most amazing infographic about Ghostbusters you will ever see. With bonus explanation of just who Slimer was before he became a ghost
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(111)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
If firefighters have to enter your house through a second story window and then shovel a path through trash to try to rescue your sorry ass, you may be a hoarder
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So it seems that the Jihaddist fighters affiliated with Al-qaeda in Iraq, who left Iraq for the Syrian civil war after incurring heavy losses in fighting Iraqi and US Forces, are back in Iraq after incurring heavy losses fighting Syrian forces
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Las Vegas shooters were huge Alex Jones fans
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(191)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Posting "Do you realize because so FEW voters took the time and responsibility to VOTE in municipal elections -- YOU NOW HAVE A "MUSLIM" on the City Council. What a SHAME" should get you fired, but it's Texas, so they are "looking into it"
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(259)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vegas shooters' Facebook "likes" included Operation American Spring, Alex Jones, "Support the Second Amendment," "I Will Not Vote for Obama," Conservative America, "Don't Tread on Me," Ron Paul, the NRA, Americans for Prosperity, and FreedomWorks
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(485)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
You should sit down for this absolutely shocking news: the Las Vegas shooters were known for spouting white power propaganda, bragging about their extensive gun collection, and joining Cliven Bundy in his standoff against the BLM
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(481)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Science of deflector shields revolutionised by the discovery of...gulp... 'radiation shelters' on the Moon
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(39)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
18 of the most stereotypical NYC hipsters, all in one slideshow
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(69)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You know Canadian penal system, you may want to do something about all the helicopters flying into your facilities and plucking out inmates
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(31)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
George Strait shatters the Rolling Stones' concert attendance record with 105,000 audience members in Texas. That's a lot of ex's
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(78)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Some Fan)
 
 
 
If you've been praying that Bill Watterson, the legendarily talented and reclusive creator of "Calvin and Hobbes," would someday return to the comic pages, well, he just did. And right under our noses
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(165)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Remember two days ago, that FBI and FAA warning not to aim "lasers" at police helicopters? Well of course you do. This guy, not so much
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(46)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Simpsons characters reimagined as NHL Logos. Come for the Homer Simpson Bruins, Stay for the Santos L. Halper Coyotes
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(21)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
Some day in the not-so-distant future we will live in a society filled with hypnotic bridges, inflatable concert halls, and skyscrapers that wear sweaters
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(22)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Emily Blunt rumoured to join Batman vs Superman as Catwoman because that film needs some more characters
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(156)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Tea Party official enters a county courthouse through a propped-open door hours after closing and ends up locked in. The courthouse also contained "election material," but I'm sure that's just a coincidence
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(186)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Election Returns show that voters in Northern California were split on two pro-secession advisory ballot measures, appropriately enough
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(84)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indians Justin Masterson becomes only the 70th pitcher in MLB history to throw an "immaculate inning" (nine pitches, nine strikes, three strikeouts). Not dominant enough? He also threw 25 consecutive strikes from the third innning to the sixth
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(47)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How songwriters are screwed in the digital age: "Forty years ago, co-writing a song with Ringo Starr would have bought me a house and a pool. Now, estimating 100,000 plays on Spotify, we guessed we'd split about $80. I was way too optimistic"
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(295)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Viking Chad Greenway helps rescue two stranded boaters on windswept lake... even though one was a Bears fan. "Good thing he told me that after"
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(18)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
British Airways flight attendants are trained to fit catheters
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(28)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's not every day you read a story about someone needing bolt cutters to remove a steel ring from their penis. THANK GOD
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(50)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elevators to space could be built in coming years using same principles of low centers of gravity and tapering tops employed in Gothic cathedrals. Suck it, atheists
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just when you thought hipsters with beards couldn't get any more annoying, now they're sculpting their beards into animal shapes
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(56)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Will it be "Mad Men" for the 80s, or a "Nerd Winter Sun" flop? Break out your Walkman, get your quarters for Galaga, and see computer technology before the Interwebs. "Halt and Catch Fire" Series Premiere, 10 PM EST on AMC
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(45)
 
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Singapore out-weirds the hipsters in the US and the otaku in Japan by popularizing wedding photos in places like junk-food aisles at the store and public bathroom stalls
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(5)
 
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
One year ago, The Chicago Sun-Times fired 28 staff photographers and told the reporters to take pictures with their iPhones. Let's see what happened to those photographers. Next please let's compare the past year's photos with the shots taken by pros
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(102)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
More helpful advice to address your many failings: Kids fussy eaters? Force feed them artichoke puree until they learn to love vegetables. Then make them walk a mile and hit them with a pineapple
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(84)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Here are the top 10 cities in the US for renters. If you don't want to own a house, El Paso, Nashville and Tampa are apparently lovely at this time of year
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(24)
 
(AgWeb)
 
 
 
Screw the science and damn the torpedoes. EPA must rush through a rule that will allow Coast Guard cutters to float in your pond in the backyard. Oh wait, sorry. Float in THEIR pond in your backyard
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(127)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will Bosh validate his claim to the HOF? Will LeBron score more points than letters in his name? Will Lance reveal his final form? It's your NBA Playoff thread for the ECF. Starting at 8:30pm ET/5:30pm PT on ESPN
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(180)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
A story from Alaska that involves wolf pups but actually does not involve helicopters or firearms
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(21)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman convulsed and helpless as squirrel enters her handbag. Sadly, not a euphemism
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(27)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois demonstrates its superior compassion in health care by spending $12 million on care for dead people, and will deal with this by trading the corpses to New York for several thousand Democratic voters to be named later
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(46)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why did Steve from Blue's Clues abruptly leave the show? He saw a blue paw print on a package of Rogaine and one on a photo of Patrick Stewart, for starters
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(68)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"Deer jumps or falls from Chicago overpass into van on interstate." Yeah, I suppose that could explain it... OR MAYBE HE WAS PUSHED
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(49)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's what life will look like in 2084 if net neutrality is killed off now. Apparently we will all be Team Fortress 2 characters by then, for one
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(19)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Spike Lee to be sued over Oldboy movie posters, just as soon as the lawyers hammer out the details
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(41)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Remember when nobody knew what would happen to their computers in the new millennium? It's sort of the same, nobody knows what will happen to Robert De Niro once he works with Robert Pattinson
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Voters in California contemplate forming new state. Plan to name it "Jefferson." Not clear whether the inspiration is 'George' or 'The Airplane,' but the Dos Equis inspired flag rocks
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(304)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Horse killed at intersection. Maryland State Police suspect either a hit-and-run or a really weird street race
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(31)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Firefighters are called out on a emergency call while shopping for Memorial Day supplies at Costco, come back to get their cart and pay for the food after the emergency and find a anonymous air force wife had paid their bill
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(43)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Adidas unveils bluetooth-connected soccer ball that measures dozens of parameters of every kick that sails wide of the net in game's interminable 0-0 draws
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(189)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters donates her papers to her alma mater, Sarah Lawrence College. Linguists are excited at the prospect of finally getting journalism's most coveted Rosetta stone
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(19)
 
(F1 Technical)
 
 
 
As F1 heads to Canada for next race, Ferrari hopes technical upgrades including block heater, snow tires and window defrosters will give it edge on competition that it didn't have in Monaco
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(52)
 
(JoCo Cruise Crazy)
 
 
 
Since the last one didn't sink or cause an international incident, Farkers will be allowed into international waters again. JoCo Cruise Crazy 5 is accepting reservations, and booking early gets you a nice discount (as well as dibs on the good rooms)
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(43)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
1 World Trade Center is slashing its rent in order to attract renters. For some reason, companies are jittery about moving into the (big) nation's (fat) tallest (bullseye) building
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(157)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Former correctional center employee armed with a rifle enters the public lobby of her former prison, gets denied entry as the facility gets placed on lockdown, shoots herself in the chin, and walks back out to the parking lot
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(58)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Little kids trying using good old retro computers. Just wait till they try subby's Commodore or Atari. With cutesy goodness all around
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(100)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The seventeen most terrifying supercomputers from 1960s pop culture. The M-5 makes the list, so it's definitely worth it
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(52)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How Pandora figures out what songs you're going to like. They are ultimately chosen by humans not computers, if you can imagine a website low-tech enough to allow actual people rather than algorithms to pick and choose content
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(178)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Going above and beyond at your job is irrelevant and actually impresses no one that matters
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(110)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California Chrome encounters possum; don't play that
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(9)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Further: Are you too young to be a beatnik, and too old to be a hippie? Do you like movies about gladiators? Join the Merry Pranksters for a psychedelic bus ride to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the original psychedelic journey across America
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(5)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 73rd birthday to one of music's most legendary singer/songwriters, the incredibly talented Bob Dylan. From his 30th Anniversary Tribute Concert in 1992, here's Dylan joined by several friends for an awesome rendition of My Back Pages
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(12)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Friends in Low Places: Federal Judge decides that a 50-year congressional career must continue, despite Rep. John Conyers having unregistered voters as signatories on his petition signatures
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(40)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chipotle's new, bold program to put stories and poems and essays from famous writers on its cups and sandwich wrappers includes authors representing all races--except Mexicans and Mexican-Americans. Naturally, this has upset some people
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(26)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
An artist who can't hear your compliments over the sound of his own smugness just built tiny homeless shelters for homeless people out of trash
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(56)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Brooklyn Based)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim food trucks OVER, are now into the appreciation of "art trucks" that stage short plays and exhibit upcycled illustrations from back of rental truck as part of so-called "mobile art movement"
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(66)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Radical changes in look and functionality of latest Firefox browser update leaving nerds howling at their computers in paroxysms of impotent nerd rage
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(79)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Professor's phony degree spelled trouble: For starters, "Board" is misspelled "Baord"
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(33)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
So apparently it wasn't "social conservatives" objections to Las Vegas that scuttled holding the 2016 RNC there but Vegas itself saying "Look mobsters and gambling addicts are one thing, but Republicans? C'mon even we have standards"
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(52)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that most small business owners would do it all over again. Except for the ones who owned Borders and Blockbusters
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(28)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
47% of voters apathetic to what party controls Congress. You could click the link to find out the breakdown, or not. No skin off my back
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(64)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Weak 1Q sales force American Eagle Outfitters to close 150 stores. Apparently consumers decide they can find better deals than a $60 T-shirt made in Bangladesh
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(26)
 
(Philadelphia City Paper)
 
 
 
Philadelphia closes its last polling station inside a bar. Turnout plummets as voters can't take the edge off of voting for Philadelphia politicians anymore
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thai fighters take over the government. Death Star construction still behind schedule
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(19)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
John Madden says that even NFL Broadcasters are hopped up on painkillers, especially the ones who have to work with him
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(17)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Dude fuels up on alcohol, goes to his parents' house, beats them up and takes off with their money and their car. He comes back to the scene and picks a fight with firefighters, one of them being a mixed martial arts fighter. Oops
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(35)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Voter-ID laws only inflict "a little bit of inconvenience" on voters who have campaign aides to drive back home and fetch their wallet
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(124)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
MMA fighters go 2-0 against nightclub bouncer
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(66)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Old school journalist angered by AP and Reuters 500 word limits for articles, bemoans state of journalism in the age of the 140 character li
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Voters would rather elect a pot-smoking adulterer than an atheist. This is why we can't have nice things
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Online stock photo company Shutterstock now selling licensed library music to video producers who want to underscore their vacation movies or corporate training courses with rocking tunes
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(9)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
While watching the San Diego fires, many thought, "Man, I'd like to buy those firefighters a beer." Here's your chance: Plan 9 Alehouse has set up a "firefighters tab"
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(26)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
China will not be purchasing Windows 8 for any government computers. In other new the F, C, K, G, and W keys on their keyboards are completely worn out
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pope Francis receives hundreds of letters every day-but a recent one, signed by 26 women who would like his permission to have sex with their priest boyfriends, was undoubtedly not like most of the others"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A long look at the background and upbringing of the Koch brothers: TL/DR version? Thanks to the way their father raised them, their childhoods were a lot more like, say, the Lannisters' than the Rockefellers
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rene Auberjonois will join the cast of Masters of Sex as the inventor of the pap smear, resulting in the most bizarre Star Trek crossover ever
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(64)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
PJ O'Rourke has a commencement speech for those geniuses at Rugters
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(116)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prostate cancer linked to STI... suddenly all those men who didn't want their daughters vaccinated against cervical cancer causing STI's change their minds
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(23)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Where will Chloe's emotional distress create plot openings next? When will Catelyn Stark eliminate her daughters weak husband? Will any embassy staff survive in the face of Jack? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm EDT on Fox
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The next time that you complain that a beer is overloaded with hops, be glad that you're not drinking one of these beers instead. Come for the wasabi, stay for the rocky mountain oysters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seventy years young Rolling Stones frontman, Mick Jagger becomes great-grandfather after granddaughter Assisi gives birth to a baby girl. Now doesn't THAT make you feel old too, onion belters?
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Apparently entertainment reporters at Cannes are just making things up in a desperate attempt to meet deadlines: Russian punk band Pussy Riot denies reports that they are starring with James Franco in the "Spring Breakers" sequel
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Sun May 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"It must have been hackers," Hooters claims after demeaning images of women appeared on its Facebook page. "They're always coming into our stores with their fancy camera-phones"
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