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340 headlines found matching 'Ters'
Mon April 27, 2015
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
German theaters boycotting The Avengers: Age of Spader because of Disney's outrageous rental fees for the film
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cheetos flavored popcorn is becoming the most popular snack at movie theaters, now offered only at locations which have completely orange seats
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(43)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Lemmy hospitalized in Brazil due to gastric distress and dehydration. Motorhead forced to cancel Monsters of Rock appearance hours before show. On the bright side, Judas Priest will add 30 minutes to their set
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I was publicly shamed for sending a porn link to my students. Why weren't my students publicly shamed for clicking it? Checkmate, haters
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(136)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sisters survive in the wild on 8 boxes of Girl Scout cookies and cheese puffs before being rescued. That's subby's normal diet
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(34)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When sportswriters start thinking they are ACTUAL writers: "They had been speared in the groin and slashed in the knees and hacked in the gut, willing victims to the frustration of their visitors, human piñatas stuffed only with bliss"
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(15)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Lawmakers want voters to decide if the $58 million collected in pot taxes should go to schools and training cops, or buying every taxpayer in the state a $5 footlong. Subby wants the footlong, and chips, and a soda; so hungry right now
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(156)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Displaying troll levels well over 9000, Anne Wheaton tricks Gamergaters into donating to their arch nemesis
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(937)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "Every vote matters....except mine"
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(57)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Waiters to be replaced by apps that still can't tell difference between Russian & 1000 island dressing
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(74)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Police officers, firefighters and security guards have highest rates of obesity of all professions. Paul Blart nods approvingly
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(48)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CNN hires 40 political reporters to boost its ratings. Critics say if they really wanted to boost their ratings they should have spent the money to hire 40 viewers
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(16)
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
Playboy sends a correspondent to a My Little Pony convention, comes away pretty impressed. No word yet on when the one-off 'Letters to Celestia' issue comes out
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(46)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's a clear sign that you work for a crappy fast food restaurant when, after you get robbed on the job, your boss tells you that you have to personally pay back all the money that was stolen from the registers
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(138)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Brazil pulls 50 tons of dead fish from its waters. Where Olympic swimmers will compete next year
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(80)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
OK. Raise your hand. Who here hasn't had to call firefighters to get their duck unstuck from a fence? Duck. D-U-C-K
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 20 ways your friends judge your home, and it only takes 26 seconds for them to figure out you're a slob whose last cleaning effort involved duct-taping Magic Dusters to the dog
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(37)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Supercomputers are making a comeback. Would you like to play a game?
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(40)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Pricing strategies exploiting demand with a high price - skimming - or tempting consumers with a low one - penetration - are not as popular as marketers assume, according to new research"
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(14)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Social media could be a powerful tool in tracking tornadoes and other natural disasters, except for one critical problem: Trolls
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(49)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: Firefighters scour house looking for victims after hearing calls of "Help... Fire." They found and saved them. Fark: The person calling for help was a parrot
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(35)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
These pre-teen sisters cover Metallica's Enter Sandman, jelly shoes and all, and will melt your damn face off
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(37)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will the Night's Watch endure? Will Arya choose destiny or family? Will Sand bury the Lannisters? How deadly is Prince Doran? Find out tonight at 9PM ET. It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. LGT recap of last week's episode
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(193)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline comes to you from Iowa: "Chiropractor performs exorcisms and barters for sex with patients"
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Baby otters: nature's original squeaky toys
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(18)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Wildfire in California threatens hundreds of homes. Fire would have been out much earlier, but water conservation efforts have the firefighters trying to put out the blaze with blankets
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Sat April 18, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"By the time Orlando firefighters and police arrived, the kitchen staff had cleaned the floor, rinsed the meat grinder and thrown the remains of Simpkins' fingers and the ground pork into the trash"
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(58)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Animal rights protesters? In MY circus? Send in the clowns
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sorry hip young progressive voters, maybe next presidential election. Maybe
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(330)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jewell Loyd taken first in WNBA draft by Seattle, leaving reporters with questions like "Who?", and "The WNBA is still a thing?"
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(55)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Full Costumes for the major characters of "Star Wars: The Cash Cow" including the new "Snowtrooper" and the new "Flametrooper" are now up
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(112)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans actually tell pollsters they're more loyal to Israel than they are to America, because apparently nobody told them that's a thing they shouldn't say out loud
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(70)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals, a month ago: OMG REPUBLICAN TRAITERS LETTING BIBI SPEAK TO CONGRESS HE'S A FURRENER. Liberals, today: Oh, the Clinton Foundation will continue taking foreign money while Hillary runs? Why should that be a problem, grow up
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(127)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Full video of SpaceX CRS-6 barge arrival released. We're gonna need some bigger RCS thrusters
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(86)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter thinks it's too easy to vote today, suggests weeding out uninformed voters by making them pass literacy test. Question 1: Are you going to vote for the Democratic candidate?
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(183)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News issues a plea to mainstream media political reporters: Could we *please* concentrate on covering our presidential candidates as candidates, not as celebrities? America needs substance, not flash
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(133)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
If anyone ever tells you Ghostbusters is bad all you need to do is show them this video and then tell them to repeat after you and say: "It's true, Ghostbusters is the perfect movie and this man has no dick"
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(92)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how to get millions of liters of juice from one grapefruit, which is great if you like grapefruit juice but a lot of people don't
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(56)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The numbers are in, and the college football playoffs are officially better than the old system in the only way that really matters
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(17)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The hipsters finally give back: Justin Bieber put in chokehold and kicked the fark out of Coachella
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(73)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
San Antonio chef and food truck owner given a $2,000 fine by police--because she was giving her food away to the homeless rather than selling it to hipsters
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(165)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston Rockets player Dwight Howard almost had something in common with Adrian Peterson
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(10)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Back in Czechoslovakia, our printers had no ribbons, our plotters were made from perforated metal sheets, our data was stored on cassettes and recorded by data recorders, and all our computer mouses had BIG Ping-Pong BALLS
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(8)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Some of the greatest album covers of all time reimagined with Marvel characters. Come for the Ultron crossdressing and stay for the Ultron crossdressing. Did I mention the Ultron crossdressing? Cause that totally happened
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(55)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, a virtual graveyard where you can mourn your favorite deceased Game of Thrones characters, including the show's best character, Joffrey
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(46)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
More cop math, $750,000 fine for missing dog posters
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(83)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Anonymous follows up its contributions of nothing to #ows and to the Arab Spring by contributing nothing to the cause of the student protesters in Quebec
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Sunday in Augusta. Whose name will they roar and echo through the pines? Who makes his move on the famous back nine? A tradition unlike any other, The Masters. CBS coverage begins at 3:00 EDT
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(222)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary's campaign sends out memos to supporters with guiding principles. Missing from the list are principles covering how to delete emails, shred records on land deals, ignore congress, and blame videos for terrorist attacks
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(230)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Problem With Deploying Trigger Warnings:" The researchers and writers of this study say it's a ground-breaking, long-awaited look at trigger warnings in college syllabi. Everyone else, unfortunately, is afraid to read it
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Celebrity Encounters of the Cool Kind (288)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
You'd think Disney characters only did coke and had orgies in Robert Crumb cartoons. And you'd be wrong, according to Pluto
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's moving day at Augusta and everyone is chasing Jordan Speith. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters. Coverage begins at 11:45 EDT
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(65)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Spanish protesters stage first ever "hologram march" in protest against new law that limits right to rally. Police respond by creating hologram riot squad, start the hologram protester beatdowns
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(26)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: People in Florida hunting invasive pythons. New reptilian bounty hunters: People in Florida hunting invasive monitor lizards. "Several people reported a mysterious decline of the feral cat population"
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Fri April 10, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The most terrifying natural disasters ever captured on video. Your mom's beach vacation video surprisingly missing
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(14)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Wisconsin petitions to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin, Michigan counters with suggestion to rename Wisconsin to West Michigan
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(61)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese porn police break two computers during vigorous investigation
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(46)
 
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
These are the electrical equivalent of anti-vaxxers: "I've had more headaches and a nosebleed since they've installed the smart meters"
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(112)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The next time you visit Gloucestershire, don't forget to hike up Leckhampton Hill and check out the giant stone penis
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas volunteer firefighters filmed violating new recruit with sausage and broomstick. At least they didn't try to use the fire pole
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(155)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Gunman shoots security guard at U.S. Census Bureau headquarters in Maryland. No word on final body count yet
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(91)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Let those among you who have never drunkenly stumbled across interstate freeway lanes to ask someone for jumper cables cast the first stone
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(24)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you text two older drug dealers "You both will be dead within a week" and they are shot dead days later, don't be surprised when reporters call to ask you about that text
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(44)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What will $100 buy you at the Masters Golf Tournament? How about lunch and drinks for yourself and 16 of your closest friends. And still get change
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(23)
 
(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
It's day one of the annual pilgrimage to Golf's Nirvana. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters. Online coverage begins 10:45 am EDT. ESPN coverage begins at 3:00 EDT
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(117)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Police Department is teaching a horse to paint. "It builds their confidence and that's key to what we do"
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(25)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Russia hacks into White House computers, is looking at all your sexy nekkid pictures right now
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(42)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"For nearly as long as hard drives have been in personal computers, the primary hard drive has been designated with the letter 'C'. But why?"
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(219)
 
(KWGN.com)
 
 
 
Posters titled, "101 Things Black and Latina Girls Should Know" removed from public high school because they featured racist/sexist nonsense like, "Your body is beautiful just the way it is"
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(116)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Voters: Our schools are overcrowded and in need of repair. School District: Sure thing; we just need a marginal sales tax bump to pay for it up front. Voters: Wait, we have to pay for it? Nope
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(111)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
A Masters glossary, so you can pretend to know what you're talking about
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(23)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals cornerback Patrick Peterson has the diabeetus, an awesome car collection
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(6)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Restaurant diner finds pearl in her fried oysters, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another
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(75)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
PewDiePie and all those game commenters? Well, the game industry wants a cut
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York City billboard campaign urges city's hipsters to move to Detroit
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(59)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Expedia books a trip for their headquarters, from Bellevue to Seattle. Confirmation email to follow
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(10)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shooter shooting shooters
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(36)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Phil Jackson asks supporters of the Knicks to be patient. Cubs fans: Welcome to our world
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(13)
 
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
British voters asked why bother to vote for candidates when you can shoot them in the face with a paintball gun instead
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(7)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim ordinary hipster beards OVER, $200 colored hipster beards in, to amusement of stylist: "The dyed beard is so hokey, it's like signaling there isn't anywhere left to go, she said"
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(80)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods plays 18 hole practice round at Augusta, sparking speculation that he may play in the Masters where he'll be able to get in 36 holes before leaving
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(34)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Duke investigating noose found hanging on campus near the diversity centers, sucks
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(69)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"I've already used Paul LePage-type characters twice in my books. Greg Stilton, the nutty right-wing Congressman in 'The Dead Zone' is one. The other is the monster clown in 'It.' Like the clown, Governor LePage is Pennywise... and pound foolish"
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(60)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Martin O'Malley to Elizabeth Warren: Umm, if you aren't going to be needing those supporters
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(62)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists have developed a new strain of onions that neither smell nor cause you to tear up when you cut them. Okay, so it ain't a cure for cancer, but at least they aren't creating radioactive monsters. This is Japan, after all
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(9)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When using firefighters to celebrate an airline's inaugural journey, make sure they spray the plane with the water cannon. Not the foam cannon
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(15)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers develop new way of tracing water polluters. Fark: By using glow in the dark tampons
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(7)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The field for the Masters Tournament may have at least 100 entrants in it for the first time since 1966
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Brazilian waterspout hits coast, terrifying beachgoers. I guess it couldn't find a landing strip
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(14)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"When it comes to science, Ted Cruz is no whiz kid. On the contrary, he seems to be woefully ignorant. We know this because despite his lack of expertise, he doesn't hesitate to make sweeping pronouncements about scientific matters"
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(169)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
WRESTLEMANIA 31: The IC title hangs in the balance, Cena & Rusev reenact Rocky IV, Sting descends from the rafters to fight HHH, and Roman Reigns faces Brock Lesnar for the WWE title-- live from Santa Clara(7pm ET, PPV/WWE Network/Pre-show at 5pm ET)
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(3453)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
5000 year old beer making equipment discovered in Israel, Letting us know which brew Israeli Hipsters will be obnoxious about next year
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hipsters flock to Facebook, Instagram to mourn replacement of worn but iconic PDX airport carpet, celebrate its starring role as grand marshal in Starlight Parade this May
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(64)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marathon organizers in Wales don't understand outcry after course found more than 600 meters short, noting a lot of runners recorded personal bests
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(27)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Gentlemen and ladies, start your clownshoes for the opening event of the Indycar season. This is the Grand Prix of St. Petersburg discussion thread at 3pm EDT on ABC
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(158)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
An interview with one of the greatest guitarists and singer-songwriters in the world, Mark Knopfler, whose career has never been in Dire Straits
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(39)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Self-absorbed hipsters outraged after learning Coachella and Lollapalooza have banned selfie sticks
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(43)
 
(Big America News)
 
 
 
Obama orders homosexual chemtrail missions in Indiana due to religious freedom bill. You heard it here first. Spread the word before the black helicopters come take you away
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(59)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former Navy SEAL who was shot 27 times in one firefight will run in a half-Ironman representing Carrick Brain Centers. You'll be able to hear the clanking of giant balls and bullet fragments for miles around
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim both the cereal cafe and the owl cafe OVER, are taking their talents to artisanal toasties, aka "melts." At £4.50, the grilled cheese offers Londoners "a gourmet American-inspired version of this much loved snack"
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(24)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Some Flat Packer)
 
 
 
To house Iraqi refugees, UN agency places IKEA order for 10,000 flat-pack shelters, 10,001 allen wrenches
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(26)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl sends Foo Fighters tickets to dying fan. Talk about prolonged suffering
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(22)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Driver causes 5 car accident while making a U-Turn... on Interstate 5 in Seattle
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(29)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(The Silver Ink)
 
 
 
Over the last three quarters, 76% of the US saw home prices increase faster than wages. Why, yes, this is a repeat
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(88)
 
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Ghost hunters got the fright of their lives at a renowned haunted house when they heard clanging sounds and saw sparks flying on a winter evening - only to discover chainsaw wielding thieves cutting a drain cover off a stolen trailer
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Nippon Ham Fighters of Japan unable to fight the $350,000 in damages that a judge ordered them to pay to a woman that was hit by a foul ball. In other news, what is a Ham Fighter?
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(41)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude hipsters use flamboyant facial hair to attract women, repel job offers
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(13)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Church of Scientology LA hosts disaster preparedness open house and expo to prepare Los Angelenos for disasters like earthquakes, wildfires, hydrogen bomb volcano explosions, the return of Xenu, and worst of all, a Battlefield Earth sequel
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(44)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
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(95)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Russian mobsters, Bad-boy geneticist, Woolly mammoth DNA, and cosmic radiation. The new Jurassic Park movie looks awesome
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(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's emails would have been less secure on State Department computers
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(98)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brothel advertises for quality control testers to check the standards of their services (possibly not safe for work images)
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(87)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til someone drinks nine liters of wine
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(34)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Firefighters "stumble upon" sophisticated, illegal marijuana grow operation, discover 1600 plants in various stages of growth. Police quickly confiscate all 1300 plants, worth $2.3 million (w/amazing pics of the 1000 plant grow op)
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(42)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Denny's is catering to hipsters with their new attempt at a foodie concept. And they're calling it "THE DEN," fails to realize that when you scrape away the arugula it's still Denny's
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(26)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Firefighters save four puppies from house fire, prevent police onscene from shooting the puppies after the rescue
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(32)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Firefighters battling extra alarm fire at fire extinguisher factory hampered by a poor water supply
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
CBS soap opera reveals one of its characters is transgender. Which was a complete surprise to the character's three ex-husbands, six lovers and evil twin
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(27)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP's brilliant strategy to lure female voters in 2016 is twofold: First, promise to cut their pay, and second, promise to cut their health care
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(83)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Determined to put an end to their lawlessness, 25 French police carry out a raid on a Paris building known to be the headquarters of A) AL-Shabab? B) ISIS? or C) Uber?
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(42)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When taking a selfie in front of a burning fire always watch out for the old "here comes the WATER" trick from the firefighters
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(32)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Bit9)
 
 
 
"Please try again. Your password must contain 11 capital letters, a pint of Guinness, 14 numbers, the blood of a leprechaun, 13 symbols and the luck of the Irish" (Sponsored link)
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(109)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"Defined as the point where computers become more intelligent than humans and where human intelligence can be digitally stored, Singularity hasn't happened yet, but is expected by 2045"
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(47)
 
(Geekasms)
 
 
 
So we're now teasing posters, with teaser posters, teasing a new teaser poster. Hollywood strives to give everyone blue balls
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(23)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forecasters fear that meteorological phenomenon may obscure celestial phenomenon
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"We are going to be like sardines on this train, so can I ask that only slim people sit on the three seaters. If you are fat then it is simply not going to work"
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(167)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
After listening to Arnold Schwarzenegger's 6 rules of success you'll be bench pressing the hell out of TPS reports and telling the haters "Crom laughs at your four winds" all day long
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin shows up in St. Petersburg (w/ photographic evidence)
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer is sick and tired of the FDA turning a blind eye to laser pointers
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(48)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Bill Watterson talks about his thought process behind Calvin & Hobbes. "Really, I was writing to amuse Melissa (my wife) and myself. That's as far as I understand"
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(51)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Minimalist posters of vintage computer brands make us pine for a time when Apple was lame
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(22)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Arkansas Times)
 
 
 
Remember the Arkansas lawmaker that rehomed his adopted daughters? It was because they were "possessed by demons"
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(126)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
The new monetary gold mine for athletes is promotional tweets. Here's the absurd amount of money they get for 140 characters
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(8)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
What happens when you rearrange the letters in "President Barack Obama"? The truth is revealed
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(225)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters recruit Mo'ne Davis to help them beat the Washington Generals for the 8,000,000th time (w/video)
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(12)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
U2, Johnny Marr, David Bowie, and Foo Fighters will make Record Store Day worth it this year
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(17)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The new book, Exploring Calvin and Hobbes, and why you should demand that Bill Watterson shut up and take your money
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary brings own microphone and reporters to live press conference about state department emails. Link goes to live feed
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(835)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Well, we're just gonna make our own Ghostbusters movie then
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(67)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Give us what we want or we let ISIS fighters have free passage"
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(168)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When leaving a job, Gallant thanks his employer for the opportunity. Goofus steals letters from Michelangelo and ransoms them for €100,000
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Islamic State of Iraq and Syria overheard bickering amongst themselves, denouncing "farking splitters" joining the Iraqi-Syrian Islamic State
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(68)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"These simple tips will help turn your cover letter from tired to hired." Wait. People still write cover letters and think they are actually read and appreciated by HR? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oh that's cute
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(197)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not your ideal business model, but two Harvard graduates start a company that made $7.2 million last year. From shoplifters
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(56)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
House? Boat? Drew Curtis Campaign Headquarters? The Coast Guard? Oh geeezzuz Fark Me Kentucky
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(19)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How booze helped build America. From drunken voters to soused sailors, U.S. history does not walk a straight line when it comes to the country's relationship with alcohol
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(38)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett reveals she probably won't return for season two of Gotham because the writers realized they had no idea what the hell to do with her character
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(86)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Nick Hornby has written a new essay detailing where the characters in High Fidelity would be, twenty years after the conclusion of the novel
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: if you "re-homed" your adopted daughters to a man who raped one of them, don't claim to be the real victim here
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(139)
 
(Racked)
 
 
 
Hipsters ruined American Apparel and Urban Outfitters, clothing chains and brands that intentionally introduced the hipster aesthetic to the mainstream. "To use two stereotypes, there was a shift from the Vice hipster to the Portlandia hipster"
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(61)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The latest thing you probably haven't heard about? Western hipsters are calling themselves "lumbersexuals," and that's OK
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(105)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Terminator Genisys script leaks point to only one possible conclusion: Skynet sent robot script writers back in time to sabotage the movie
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(32)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
In an important early contest, supporters will determine whether Hillary or Jeb Bush emerges as the front- runner for 2016. New Hampshire? Iowa? No: 200 West St. New York New York, the Headquarters of Goldman-Sachs
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now there's an 'umbrella' for bikes that's designed to keep hipsters dry as they cycle along (pics)
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(50)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former Dallas Cowboy says he could beat Ronda Rousey. Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson reportedly offering to train him
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(100)
 
(QNotes)
 
 
 
Charlotte, NC city council fails to pass LGBT-inclusive ordinances over fears that child molesters will sexually abuse children, but are unwilling to go into the ladies room without permission to do so
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(45)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary's shields are down. Several fighters have broken off from their campaigns, come with me. Poltico, you're coming in too fast. Stay on target...stay on target... *pew pew* AAAAAAAHHHH *BOOM*
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(117)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Acknowledging it's "very unfortunate timing" to be discussing a repeal of the state's mandatory seat-belt law just days after a 75-car pile up on the state's main interstate, the GOP sponsor of the bill is pressing ahead anyway, because, freedom
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(324)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Purina Dog Ciao, new shield for Dominion alters balance of power in Alpha Quadrant, and accident cuts the cheese...truck in half: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/22 - 2/28
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(5)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News: size matters
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(114)
 
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Swatch enters the smartphone market. In related news, this is 1986 apparently, because Swatch is still in business (pic)
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(27)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Disney's attempt to burn down the 'It's A Small World' ride thwarted by pesky firefighters
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(98)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Attention, hipsters: SHAVE YOUR GODDAMNED BEARDS
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(176)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
NFL players as comic book characters. Ndamukong Suh as Juggernaut, Gronk as Thor? Yeah I can see that, but Tom Brady as Gambit ... also, Tony Stark doesn't choke or have the resources to cover a forehead that big in the Iron Man suit
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(34)
 
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Is resolution such a big deal when it comes to playing video games, and why do people yammer on about it like it's the only thing that matters?
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(84)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hipsters rejoice: Warner Bros. is making an Adventure Time movie
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(42)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
As young consumers avoid products of Big Food, Big Food opts to dress up products in hipster costume to evade anti-corporation filters. "I figured it's going to be a hip version of tacos" says unwary millennial about U.S. Taco
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(23)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Britain at turn of 20th Century was jealous of Eiffel Tower, and engineers wasted months if not years trying to recreate it in London while slamming original as vulgar garbage. "Haters, as the saying goes, are going to hate"
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Former 'Coronation Street' writer complains the show's storylines are "ravaging" its long-running characters by involving them in increasingly absurd plots
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(19)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo schoolgirls say old execution grounds where plotters of 1936 coup were shot is great place for romance, because lingering ghosts of soldiers "are highly sympathetic to young love and will use their supernatural powers to encourage it"
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(54)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Two new star clusters found forming at the Milky Way's outer edge (pic)
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ontario city named Cancer Capital of Canada: "I've never seen as much cancer as I've seen in Cornwall. My neighbor has cancer. My dog has cancer. Our writers have cancer, one former mayor died of a rare cancer and another is so sick he can't work"
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(83)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pending the outcome of the NFL's appeal, the Vikings say they're ready to welcome Adrian Peterson back, but he's indicated that he might prefer to make a switch
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Bill O'Reilly wasn't attacked by protesters hurling bricks during the 1992 L.A. riots
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(94)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Tired of bitterly cold, snow filled winters? Move to Alaska
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(30)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's giant hole opens up and swallows buildings is brought to you by St. Petersburg. Bonus - it swallowed a building called 'The Underground'
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"I swear officer, those big hooters I saw is the reason why I crashed"
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(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fish, Yemana, Wojo outraged as NYC proposes that cops stop doing their paperwork on typewriters and quit using phrases like "All right, Clancy - take the boys and surround the house"
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(70)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Linguistic experts consider dumbing down the English language to make spelling easier for Fark submitters
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(176)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The worst sexual encounters in movie history (not counting the fumbling moves with your date in the theater)
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(87)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After he is done with the NFL, Tom Brady is reportedly looking into a career where he won't be accused of cheating...nevermind green screens, teleprompters, body doubles, special effects, stunt men, fake props
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(48)
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Firefighters used the jaws of life and worked with great caution on this delicate operation of removing the man's hand from his smart phone
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(15)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Great news, commuters - the bathrooms at NYC's legendarily repulsive Port Authority Bus Terminal are now marginally less horrifying, with new fixtures, new lighting, and new shooting-up alcoves, all at the low, low cost of $812,000 per bathroom
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(57)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
The feds now require more efficient water heaters that save you money but are probably too big to fit in the same spot as the original heater requiring you to shell out a pile of cash. You're welcome, citizen
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(99)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A man mistaking hipsters for flesh-eating zombies destroys an artisan mini-mall in Williamsburg
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(47)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim cereal cafes too mainstream, are now taking their talents to pop-up owl bars. "The owls have been trained to interact with the public, who will be joined by professional falconers during the event"
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The end of the world may be coming to Siberia sooner than we think as dozens of giant craters open in the Earth. The only thing missing is giant evil worms crawling in and out of them
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(94)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Journalists catch smarmy "GOP Generation Y" congressman misspending campaign funds in hilariously Millennial ways. When questioned about it, he literally responds, "Haters gonna hate"
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(366)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ Ski-doo-be-dop Eww...Ski-doo-be-dop Ewww... Aaaah--ahhh SQUAT LOBSTERS ♪ ♫
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(44)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters and Motorhead headlining Fuji Rock Festival. And, inexplicably, so are Muse and Ryan Adams
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The family tree of your laptop. 27 years of portable computers displayed in one morphing GIF. Subby still owns the first two
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(63)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple to spend $2 billion on new European data centers, but you could probably build them for less with parts from Newegg
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(59)
 
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hanger outers
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(12)
 
(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these known characters
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If Anne Romney's $900 shirt and specially trained dancing horse raised eyebrows with voters, they are just going to LOVE Jeb Bush's wife Columbia and her $20,000 weekend shopping trips to Paris
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(119)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Agatha Christie letters published to mark author's 125th birthday. Scientists still baffled by scrawled final entry: "Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch"
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(17)
 
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
UFC 61 thread. Will Frank "Bonesnapper: Mir conquer Easter Island or will he burn up on reentry to THE octagon ? Will ..uh...ugh...let's hope the rest of the card turns out to be a pleasant surprise from the unheard of fighters. FoxSports1, 8PM ET/prelims 5PM ET
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(178)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Foo Fighters HBO special Sonic Highways will be released on DVD in April. And, since it's an HBO DVD, it will be packed with extras and incredibly overpriced
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(34)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Jeb: "I love my brother. I love my dad. But I'm my own man." Voters: "Bullshiat"
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(52)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Supporters of Barack Obama have forgotten how much they hate Hillary Clinton
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(191)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Awesome sauce for high-end renters in Manhattan, when the apocalypse comes, your glass-walled apartment 80 stories up will be your tomb
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(20)
 
(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
Why it's so difficult for weather forecasters to get snowfall predictions anywhere close to right. Here comes the atmospheric thermodynamics
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(24)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Suburban Chicago police department pays $500 in Bitcoin to a hacker who seized one of their computers and all its pertinent files. If only there were some arsenal they had access to in order to track down and arrest the hacker
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(22)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Planet Earth enters intergalactic danger zone blamed for destroying the dinosaurs
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(78)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
4 former Canadian Prime Ministers, 5 former Justices of the Supreme Court of Canada, and 4 former Ministers of Justice write letter urging more oversight to Canadian anti-terror laws
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(35)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Arizona State University fans are using a horse mask to distract the opposing team's free-throw shooters. This has some people upset
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boston, the city that collectively shiat itself because some pranksters put a Lite Brite on a building, bashes Washington DC for being snow wimps
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(76)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good: Krispy Kreme employee comes up with idea of a 'Klub' for donut-decorating youngsters. Bad: Learns "The KKK" is not an appropriate name for a children's activity group. I guess Fritler Youth had already been taken
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(154)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New generation of automotive catalytic converters will control emissions at the quantum level
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(18)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey people of Boston: If it helps at all, on a national level this is actually one of the warmest winters on record
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(95)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
While the east is freezing in the dark, west coasters are complaining about all the cherry blossoms coating their streets this spring
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(54)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother who was brutally beaten and had her throat cut by her ex-fiance has to write him regular letters ... or she will go to jail
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(199)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of legendary voice Gary Owens, an episode of failed 1969 NBC daytime game show "Letters to Laugh-In" that crossed Laugh-In with Match Game. Owens played Gene Rayburn role as celebrities tried to sell viewers' corny Laugh-In jokes
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(12)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The twenty-five best Saturday Night Live characters of all time. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? The Sweeney Sisters? That show was amazing in the late '80s early '90s
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(95)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For birthday celebration, parent of six-year-old enters Chuck E. Cheese's "at 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning, surrounded by enough flashing lights to fill a Tokyo porn district," survives to tell the tale
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(74)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Firefighters allow a woman to torch the home belonging to the man who raped and killed her 7 year-old daughter. "I'm the big bad wolf this time," the woman said, smiling as the home erupted in flames
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(247)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Newsbusters helpfully puts together a list of Jon Stewart's best rants. Thanks, Newsbusters
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(93)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Are analog quantum computers still wishful thinking?" Well, are you typing on one? No? Then yes, they are still wishful thinking
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(69)
 
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's time for 'What was I thinking?' starring all of you Farkers. What disasters have you been party to when it comes to preparing or serving a meal? Story time to the right
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(261)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even the media is tired of talking about East Coast snow disasters, so here's an article about hurricanes that will wipe them off the map
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(23)
 
(Neowin)
 
 
 
YouTube's porn filters are being completely owned by Gaelic-language porn (link is OK)
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(47)
 
(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
Robots with 3D printers will soon make it perfectly fine for you to litter on the beach again
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(29)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judas camels help thin the herd by leading shooters to feral groups in the Australian outback, say they look forward to managing Omaha Cinnabons when this is all over
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(52)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tim Cook digs between seat cushions of his office couch, finds $850 million to build solar farm to power Apple's new headquarters
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man is 109, and spends his time knitting tiny clothes for penguins. With awesome pics of pengies in sweaters
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(81)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Hipsters everywhere rejoice as Portlandia is renewed for two more seasons
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(32)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tiny hamsters have tiny Valentine's Day date and melt our tiny hearts (with tiny heart melting video)
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(14)
 
(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
After recalling its Kent State bloodstained hoodie, Urban Outfitters promises to be more culturally sensitive with future fashions. Just kidding, they've now come out with shirt resembling uniforms worn by gay men in Nazi concentration camps. (pic)
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
San Franciscans are pissed after watershed employee is caught relieving himself in a reservoir
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(31)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Giving whole new meaning to the term "Chopper." the US Army once tried to arm its transport helicopters with giant 1200-barrel super-shotguns to clear landing zones of Viet Cong insurgents
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(110)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Brands are not your friends. McDonald's will not help you move. Coca-Cola's feelings are not actually being hurt by twitter pranksters. Apple isn't going to sleep with you if you spend all night raving about the iPhone 6 on the Geek tab
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(201)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Phnom Penh Post)
 
 
 
Two sisters fined and deported from Cambodia after being literally caught with their pants down taking naked selfies at the ancient temple of Angkor Wat
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(149)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Foo Fighters were on Austin City Limits last night, playing a nine song set. But, if you missed it because, like most people, you forget about PBS, here's their performance
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(37)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
"The beauty of Archer's 'Vision Quest' is that it uses the elevator trope to teach its characters absolutely nothing"
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did you enjoy those cool sax solos on the Coasters' songs like "Yakety Yak" and "Charlie Brown"? Well, wish a Happy Birthday to the late great King Curtis
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerry Rice: "Patriots are CHEATERS, but that stickum I using during my career? That was totes legit"
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(182)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Much like with hipsters, the easiest way to tell monkeys apart is by studying their facial hair
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these old school hipsters
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(25)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes at Star Trek: "Out of the back of Gene's office comes Nichelle Nichols, who's wearing one of Gene's long cardigan sweaters, and NOTHING ELSE. No shirt, no pants, nothing"
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(61)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Australian race promoters will use snipers to keep kangaroos off track. There's no way this plan could misfire
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As part of its impressively effective effort to piss off the ENTIRE world, ISIS publicly executes three Chinese muslim militants fighting for the group after labeling them deserters (autoplay video)
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(190)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
After reporters actually read the bill, Gov Walker's offices drops effort to turn U-WI into a giant Vo-tech by replacing the "search for truth" and "improve the human condition" in the U's mission statement with "meet the state's workforce needs"
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(100)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Tired of being accused of illegally counting dead voters, democrats introduce bill to make it legal
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(45)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pickup truck driver speeds onto car carrier while on busy interstate. Discovers stupidest way to save fuel costs
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(36)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
MA voters: "No taxation without representation" *repeals law tying gas tax to inflation* MA Legislature: "Okay, fine, no increased money on transportation or infrastructure, but don't come crying to us when the T breaks" *T breaks down*
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out burning people alive tends to make your supporters not like you anymore
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(146)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hipsters up in arms that Portland airport is trying to do something about its dirty, smelly carpet that no one's paid much attention to since the '90s
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(62)
 
(HC Community Journal)
 
 
 
Fire stands its ground against firefighters, fights water with bullets. Texas tag needed
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rehab centers see a rise in enrollment after the Super Bowl. Mostly from people who bet on Seattle
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(61)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Booyah: Teen Titans becoming live action series. Not so booyah: Removing the teen part, stripping out key characters, let's change this, and that, and don't forget to add Barbara Gordon who isn't allowed to be Batgirl
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(119)
 
(Clash Music)
 
 
 
Neil Young: "A lot of people that buy vinyl don't know that it's just a CD master on vinyl. And CD masters are digital, so all the new products that come out are actually CDs on vinyl. Vinyl today is really just a fashion statement"
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(157)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supplements at major retailers like Walmart, GNC, and Target contain little or no gingko biloba, St. John's wort, or valerian root. Instead testers found: Powdered rice, beans, peas and wild carrots, asparagus and spruce
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(133)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When you store millions of boxes of paper public records in a warehouse, you may get a fire that requires 300 firefighters from 55 companies, a marine unit, and more than a week to fully extinguish
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(60)
 
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
German far-rightists have canceled a demonstration in the southwestern German province of Freiburg after boarding the wrong train, going 200 kilometers away from their intended destination
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(103)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Marriott concedes it will have to find some other way to fleece its customers and visitors to its convention centers
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(10)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
At Democratic retreat, reporters are escorted to restrooms by Democratic Party staffers. Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(30)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(The State)
 
 
 
Parking meters in Bloomington, Indiana don't work because they're clogged with crow shiat. Brandon Lee unavailable for comment
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(27)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The poll numbers are now in and America has spoken: The Patriots are lying cheaters
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(91)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Drinking wine while dangling 9,000 feet above the French Alps in a ski gondola that's been converted into micro-chalet sounds like a great idea. Until you realize your living quarters has no toilets
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(49)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This week on Downton Abbey: in which the Dowager Countess gets high as balls down in the servants' quarters
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(19)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany's right-wing protesters accidentally march against right-wing extremism
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(60)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
Bay Area woman cropdusts Dave & Busters, Walmart, and Costco with the measles, all in one day. Now that's dedication to one's craft
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(94)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers submit a bid of $898 million for a controlling stake in Presidency of the US. Sheesh, for that price you could buy two European Prime Ministers, a Chinese Politburo member and get a tin-pot 3rd world dictator thrown in for free
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Iran vows revenge against Israel for killing a top general in an Israeli airstrike in Syria on Hezbollah fighters who are fighting for Assad to help him to destroy ISIS. In response, US feels a headache coming on and goes to lie down
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Would you like to call and speak directly to the British Prime Minister? Just say you're the head of Government Communication Headquarters and they'll put you right through
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greek voters reject austerity, prepare for sweet return to the opulent high life
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(188)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In most places, people toss their trash along the interstate. In Phoenix they toss loaded assault rifles
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(203)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
♫ One mall in Bangkok's filled with fish and oysters, but now the residents must set them free ♫ So every local with a pail's a hoister, dumping all the fishes back into the sea ♫ I can feel a catfish wriggling next to me ♫
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(59)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey shows 25% of Americans believe God decides the winner of sporting events. The other 75% correctly realize that it's the mob and crooked promoters who decide the winners
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(32)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
When you need to trick your kids into eating oysters, mussels, and clams you're only really satisfying your own shellfish desires
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(40)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
They say everything is bigger in Texas, which now includes Nebraska Furniture Mart which is big enough to fit 3 Walmart Supercenters inside
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(32)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists discover fish alive and well in an isolated, 10-meter deep, subglacial lake in Antarctica, that is buried under 700+ meters of ice. I'm pretty sure I know how this movie is gonna end
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(36)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
94-year-old man who slipped and fell at an intersection gets back into his car and intentionally runs over the Good Samaritan who helped him to his feet
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(140)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court protesters interrupt justices with chants of "we are the 99%" on the anniversary of the Citizens United case, waking Justice Thomas from his hourly nap
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(147)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats target "corporate deserters," still can't understand why they're perceived as unfriendly to business
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(231)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's the end of January, and Americans once again spot the return of the nesting rogue tax preparer, making his home in store fronts, abandoned shopping centers and malls
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(34)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
X-ray video shows how hamsters stuff their cheeks
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(37)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Thieves break into ice cream stand. Because when you think about it, an ice cream stand in New Hampshire would leave all of their money in the cash registers over the winter, right?
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(60)
 
(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
Study finds that most anti-vaxxers live in geographic clusters and hippie enclaves like Marin County
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(171)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
An increase in vinyl sales to hipsters has allowed HMV to overtake Amazon as Britain's largest music retailer
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(22)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Armed with this video, firefighters across the country are trying to convince their chief to buy a jet ski fire boat
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(24)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona GOP congressmen sent letters to regulators asking them to investigate the home solar industry. However, they had the state's largest electric utility do the dirty work for them
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(90)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
In his new memoir, Marky Ramone recalls his encounters with Phil Spector, his battle with alcoholism, and the untimely deaths of his fellow bandmates
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(20)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Five old Star Wars characters that will probably show up in Episo -- wait, Grand Maester Pycelle was General Veers?
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(82)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
The Foo Fighters rider from 2011 is the best the best the best the best thing you'll read all week
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(37)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Nice 80-year-old lady takes her Cadillac CTS for pleasant drive from Manatee County over Sunshine Skyway Bridge to St. Petersburg in southbound lanes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just the latest example of law enforcement officers and their supporters demonstrating incredible petulance in retaliation for public scrutiny or the rare attempt to hold rogue cops accountable for their actions
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(214)
 
(The TV Page)
 
 
 
'Law & Order SVU' writers have come up with an idea for an episode about a grouchy old comic who wears ugly sweaters and date rapes women
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(45)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If the posters for this year's Oscar-nominated movies were honest
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(21)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: No no no, not the comfy Darrell Issa treatment over my Consumer Financial Protection Bureau *flutters eyelashes*
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(63)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This Hillbillies Vs. Mobsters film starring Liam Neeson and Patrick Swayze is more redneck than the whole cast of Duck Dynasty smuggling moonshine in a jacked up truck while the kid from Deliverance plays the banjo. I love it
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House to skip Congress and enact Net Neutrality from behind 7 proxy press reporters
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(151)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study finds that conspiracy theorists are the most sane people in society. But this could be a false-flag study funded by the CIA to lure people into a sense of security so their guns can be taken away by black Muslim helicopters. Or something
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal regulators agree to end court supervision of the completely legitimate and never-mobbed-up Teamsters
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diane Feinstein is "disappointed" that the CIA cleared itself of wrongdoing in snooping through Senators' computers (w/ helpful pic redefining the term disappointed)
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(25)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Quantum computers are no longer just a theoretical concept. More than a dozen candidate technologies are currently being studied; of these, ion traps are arguably the most advanced"
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(22)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Take talented TV writers, dose them liberally with LSD, lock them in a room with 'Better Off Dead' and 'The Young Ones' on infinite repeat, and you'll end up with something like Man Seeking Woman - the smartest new comedy of the year
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(54)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous. Jessica Chastain raids dumpsters to get her furniture
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(49)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Because nothing says Florida like: The man proceeded to "shake his penis by moving his hips in a circular motion and proceeded to dance in the middle of the intersection
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember all of those old, severely overweight protesters on rascals demanding government stay out of healthcare and also to leave their medicare alone? Well, it's like that, but with brown people
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(14)
 
(More Than the Curve)
 
 
 
Voters: I'm angry about something new. Council: That's nice, but you're at the wrong meeting. Since you're here, lets discuss how government actually works
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(94)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Instead of eating cake, Dave Grohl spent his birthday jamming with the Foo Fighters, Tenacious D, David Lee Roth, and Paul Stanley. And there's even video of their performance
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(25)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC infographic explains "absolute hot" and absolute cold, not that it matters because everyone knows that arbitrary limits like these are proof that we are living in a computer simulation
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(38)
 
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Brooklyn art gallery opens exhibit inspired by Walter White and Walt Whitman, featuring paintings that explore the "W.W. duality." Hipsters? You're GODDAMN right
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(12)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Netflix is going to go hump the fridge and fondle its sweaters for bringing 'Wet Hot American Summer' back as a TV series
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(35)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man jumping onto interstate from overpass during rush hour creates huge mess. There was an accident, too
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(63)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Vermont protesters launch sit-in at statehouse to press for the universal health care they'll all be needing after staging a sit-in in Vermont in January
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(45)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
NASA releases an awesome set of travel posters for newly-discovered exoplanets. Jokes about Uranus may be made to the right, as is the custom here
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(18)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Twisted sisters: we're not gonna take it anymore
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(43)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Respected Egyptian TV analyst claims that TV commercials are created by Freemasons sending subliminal messages about their zionist masters secret plot to control the world. In other news, someone made Alex Jones seem sane
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In a change of tactics police lend police brutality protesters a bullhorn
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(19)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mercedes Benz moving its USA headquarters to Georgia after 40 years in New Jersey. It's almost like having a business environment that doesn't saddle corporations with high taxes and onerous regulations is a great way to attract employers to a state
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(80)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Sony upgrading the Walkman. Calm down, hipsters, they're just making it an iPod. Oh, and it costs $1,200
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(118)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Boehner's re-election as speaker looks secure, as dissenters from the Endless Stream Of Fark Politics Tab Material Caucus number a couple dozen at most
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(188)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Urban Outfitters slammed for promoting inner thigh gap. No word on whether they plan to fill it
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(40)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Firefighters arrive at burning house in a truck with no ladder and a man trapped on a balcony. Solution: use the homeowner's ladder to rescue him
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(27)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Man writes very good article on why Linux will never be a desktop success. The commenters then take the derp up to 11 with conspiracy theories
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(242)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland to sue Pabst for trademark violation relating to iconic "Portland Oregon" sign. Area hipsters confident their supply of life-giving essence will last
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(19)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Rancher to subdivide his unpolluted, pristine 40,000 acres of land for development, construction of new shopping centers, subdivisions for millions of dollars. What? He's selling it to the state to preserve it for future generations? Never mind
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bronx hipsters proclaim subway OVER, are now into old-timey railroads open to members of the public who own personal railcars, such as culinary adventurer Baron Ambrosia
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(96)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if every volcano on earth erupted at once? Well, no work that day for starters
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(49)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man calls the police and asks them to supervise a spanking of his daughters. "Watching a parent discipline their child is something that's done only when a deputy has no other calls to handle"
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(58)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Most metal detector users are happy to find a few coins, quarters and dimes if they're lucky. This guy found over 5000 coins dating from the 10th century in a lead bucket
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(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donna Douglas dead at age 81. To be buried with her critters out by the cement pond
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(60)
 
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Naked man running on interstate in 38 degree weather stated he wanted to go to heaven. Showing unusual restraint, California police did not grant his wish
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
16 California fire fighters accused of shooting a sex tape on a fire engine. Pizza deliverers and pool boys: "Been there. Done that"
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(83)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Guy who 'won' free computers from 'Hewlett Packard' because his YouTube video went 'viral' ends up scammed, wasn't suspicious though he'd never uploaded any video: "I don't even know what YouTube is, really"
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(54)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's the new year, two managers sacked and the transfer window opens. The silly season has truly started. Will Chelsea pull a Spurs for the 2nd game in a row, can the Manchesters catch up and who is next to get fired? All this and more
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(311)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Thieves target catalytic converters, authorities promise exhaustive search
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(47)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dwarf planet Ceres was discovered on January 1, 1801. Now, after 7 years and 3.8 billion kilometers through space NASA's Dawn spacecraft is about to get up close and personal
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(35)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Alabama minister captures audio of the cries of a baby Bigfoot, also discovers dome-shaped nests the creatures use as shelters: "The recordings I have compared this to do not match that of a bear. We also looked at fox and coyote" (w/audio)
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
White Castle is debuting a veggie slider. Instead of belly bombers they should just call them salad shooters
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Tue December 30, 2014
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
Reuters tries to correct wire article about politician "John Bush," is rebuffed by their own editors in India who correctly point out that the man's full name is John Ellis Jeb Bush and thus no correction is necessary. Sticklers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tort Reform: What can't it do? Well, for starters, it can't protect consumers from GM's deadly ignition switches
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Can we have a best-of column to celebrate the end of the year? It would be nice to look back on some of the best fake letters and real advice you've received this year"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Everything is Awesome" Oh fark you, Politico. I haven't even seen the movie and I have the song stuck in my head. Politico: "♪♫♩ Let it gooooooo ♪♫♩" *Beats Politico headline writers*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three Daily Mail writers test world's first "contouring" make-up, in an attempt to look like Kim Kardashian and OMG IT TOTALLY WORKS (w/pics)
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Sun December 28, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The fiendish, conniving and utterly horrid Koch Bros. have put into motion their latest shadowy plot to rid the criminal justice system of politically-motivated BS offenses that land millions of poor people in jail for no good reason. Those MONSTERS
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Until cash registers have a drawer for the $2 bill, the $2 bill will be a cash outcast"
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