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471 headlines found matching 'Ters'
Mon July 24, 2017
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania voters on Trump and Russia: 'If he had to cheat to get in, I'm OK with that.' Bonus: the voters interviewed look and sound exactly as one might expect of Trump voters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After the 2016 election, otters see us as sufficiently weakened to begin their long planned uprising
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
One of President Trump's favorite broadcasters is calling for the murder of liberals... so we've got that going for us
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Democrats are still trying to win over rural white voters, but that strategy is doomed to fail
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Workers at pro-life crisis pregnancy centers worry that having to give out truthful and medically accurate information could cause their clinics to run out of customers
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters Tweets after Spicer resigns, "Congratulations You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions." Now, come on. Surely she doesn't think that Sessions is so insecure and thin-skinned he can be baited into quitting by a twee-carry on, Congresswoman
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions discussed Trump campaign-related matters with Russian ambassador, U.S. intelligence intercepts show
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EXCLUSIVE: Russian lawyer that met with Half Scoop also was the FSB's attorney from 2005-13, successfully representing them on various real estate matters
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Thu July 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I can only walk 20 to 50 meters at a time. Pay me." "I can't walk on uneven ground. Pay me." "I suffer pain when walking long distances and need to sit down every 20 minutes. Pay me." ... "Oops, you probably shouldn't have seen that"
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
Voters hand government to the Republican party, get angry they're not more liberal
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cecil the Lion's son Xanda shot dead by trophy hunters two years after Minnesota dentist killed his father
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(Seattle Magazine)
 
 
 
As Seattle real estate market goes insane, house hunters are looking to buy in Tacoma before it also goes insane. "The median Tacoma house is now $321,000 - that's $71,000 more than Chicago"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pulitzer winning author says Trump is an inveterate liar, and the country deserves better. Trump voters: but we want exactly what is happening, we deserve it, and libtards deserve it even more
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump just ended a covert CIA program to arm anti-Assad Syrian fighters. Before you ask, yes, this was something Russia asked for
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." ― Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Well, then; this is your Fark Writers Thread
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How contentious are the White House press briefings getting? Sarah Huckabee Sanders is now starting to mock Fox News reporters
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Tue July 18, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is rubbing off on his supporters. Sorry, Donald Trump's TONE is rubbing off on supporters
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Mon July 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump voters love everything Trump has accomplished so far, but can't name a single thing he has accomplished
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Several parents claiming their daughters are being held against their will in sex-obsessed, abusive "cult" by R. Kelly. "[Kelly] is a master at mind control.... He is a puppet master"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Waters [pot] criticizes Thom Yorke [kettle] for whining
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
White House has great respect for the tradition of sending welcome letters to newly sworn-in citizens, and believes the process doesn't need any changes. Even when it comes to the President's signature on the letter
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Workers repairing toilets aboard haunted luxury liner The Queen Mary rediscover long-forgotten room. No word yet on whether the Ghostbusters need to be called (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Kim Clijsters asks her doubles partner where her next serve should go, and man in the crowd tells her. Hilarity ensues
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"If my friend smokes only sometimes, should he use filters?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Roger Waters pretty much hates President Trump
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Sat July 15, 2017
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Chesapeake Bay area residents warned of waterspouts coming on shore. Eensy weensy spiders hardest hit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now the leopards are coming to eat the faces of the hunters, and fishers
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(Salon)
 
 
 
B52's may be quirky but they were also trend setters. Rock Lobster is quite insane if you really listen ... and you're high, of course
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Chess grandmasters work with fashionistas to design ultimate high-performance chess uniform, specify it should have flexibility and practicality "because in the last moments of the game, you need speed"
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
3500 dead voters cancel registrations in Colorado
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's emotional quiz: how many dead characters from Game of Thrones can you name?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Handmade sign completely deters drug buyers, revitalizes neighborhood, and is newest superhero movie coming soon
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
This woman shows just how loyal Trump's supporters really are. She says he would have to maybe kill someone to lose her support
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pretty sure this is the last blast for this project, then we'll see if it ends up anywhere else. You evening liters. How much do you love this place, but can't/won't support it with totalfark, or Barefark? Want an almost free way to help out? DIT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, for you liters. Calling all quilters, sewers, needlepointers, x-stitchers, painters, or anyone with a farkish tshirt you're willing to part with. For you who don't want/can't throw $5 a month at the site. Here's your chance to contribute
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Topless protesters storm the stage during Woody Allen concert. Yes, all of those words are correct
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Team Trump planning on investigating reporters who report negatively about little Donnie and then feeding this to Fox News and social media
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Nominee to head the FDIC withdraws his name from consideration citing "Family related issues" Which is usually Washington-speak for : the two dead hookers I woke up to in my bed this morning were sisters
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(IT News Australia)
 
 
 
Woolworths online ordering crashes. Apparently the problem was the connection between rotary phones and their manual cash registers
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Smoking in movies jumps 80 percent. It may affect teen smoking, characters looking cool
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World domination is surely on the horizon as Amazon enters the food biz in India
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
All three of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughters are in recovery from something
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Dear Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters, thank you for having me and being Oh so kind, I've got a pain in my arm and my schlong is growing shorter, my knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man proposes to two sisters and it looks like they're all going to be a happily-ever-after threesome
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wisconsin governor to Instagram haters: Have a cold one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arkansas becomes the only state to turn over voter data to the Trump integrity commission, says it doesn't violate privacy issues since 2 million voters only sign with an "X"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Remember the MLB All-Star Game rosters announced last week? Well, subtract 7 players... and add 7 others
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Sun July 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby is going to a Roger Waters concert this week. Any tips on a way to meet him that don't involve spending tons of money or kidnapping?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan will not hold town halls for fear of protesters
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Sat July 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Venus Williams legally entered the intersection before being t-boned. Lawyers for the deceased argue it was legal for their client's vehicle to enter Williams' SUV
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Fri July 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your Friday News Dump kicks off with secret resignation letters from the US Attorneys that Trump shiatcanned
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Tower cam video shows entire Asiana crash and rescue at San Francisco. Admire the firefighters, shake your head at the passengers slowly escaping with their carry-ons
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Step back a moment from all the ills and worries of the world and watch The Beastie Boys' Sabotage remade with muppets characters
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
It's game over for master criminals who stole 100 pounds of quarters from a car wash, then checked into a nearby hotel
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs' outfielder Jon Jay comes in to pitch during 11-2 blowout and fools Brewers hitters with some 46-mph floaters. Apparently it's tough to hit Little League speed pitching
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Sam Watterston gives his blessings as two giants of AI team up to head off the coming robot apocalypse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Haters be hatin', but I'm still Trumpin'
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Melania Trump reportedly trapped inside hotel in Hamburg due to anti-capitalist protesters surrounding the building
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(The State)
 
 
 
South Carolina voting officials deny Trump's request for voter data, says that is only available to registered SC voters for a fee. SC GOP Chairman: "Hey, I'm a registered SC voter", plans to buy the data and hand it to Trump's commission
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tennis pro Daniil Medvedev throws coins at the chair umpire following Wimbledon loss. Apparently he threw pennies, nickels and dimes but wasn't able to make it to the quarters
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
LePage: Things would go a lot smoother if there weren't reporters around to report on my incompetence and corruption
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's "Youngsters Gone Wild" having group sex in public, brought to you from Cape Cod, Mass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fake supporters bused in for Trump event. This is not a repeat of the last 200 times this has happened
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
"Say thank you to the nice firefighters for rescuing you." Boy gives firefighters the one finger salute
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trey Parker explains why South Park will ignore Donald Trump this season and focus on Cartman screwing with Butters
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Greetings, all...Had an odd thought recently, regarding computers. Has anyone put Linux on a tablet? Would it even work? If it's possible, how would one go about doing so?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Cat masters fidget spinner, wishes her owner would give her something more challenging, like a box
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (7/5): Bloodshot's day off, The War of Joke and Riddles part 2, new Walking Dead, the RJ Dio-phase Black Sabbath version of Rat Queens, Predator Hunters, plus a bunch of irrelevant Secret Empire tie-ins for your post-BBQ toilet-reading
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop these flyer hander outers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporters: We'd really like to have a gander at the documents filed in the lawsuit alleging Trump used illegal workers when building his first Trump tower. Court: Sorry we threw those away years ago. Lawyer: Oh, hey, looks like *I* still have copies
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since Universal Soldier hit theaters like a round house kick to the throat. Let's take a look back and discuss how they don't make top secret assassin hit squads like they used to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to see what the 'real' quintessential America is like? Go to a Hooters
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose." -Margaret Atwood. Meanwhile, the answers I get from literary agents are all "uh, no thanks." This is your Fark Writers Thread
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Bill Watterson. Time for some Calvinball
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Tue July 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
89% of Republicans think Trump is more trustworthy than CNN. 91% of Democrats think the opposite. Throw Independents into the mix and the majority think he is full of it. Yet 37% of voters have faith in Trump and only 30% have faith in the media
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Forget November; come watch the only 'Justice League' cast that truly matters re-united at Denver Comic-Con for a table read of one of their most epic scripts
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Sony posts a new mystery teaser about Close Encounters of a Third Kind in time for the film's 40th anniversary--but is it s remake, sequel, or lame new blu-ray release?
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Three-quarters of Americans prefer shoe leather to delicious, succulent, well-prepared steak. This is why we can't have nice things
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump voters in rural America feel left behind, and blame the Democrat-controlled US Congress and the Democrat POTUS. Fox Network to note that the only thing that will save them is voting further to the right
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
2017 MLB All-Star rosters announced - Behold the biggest snubs and the biggest surprises
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo enters new era where dating services that match horny men with teenage schoolgirls will no longer be wholly unregulated. In this new world, the schoolgirls must be 18+
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man walks into AT&T store, asks for chicken. Promptly runs into a nearby room full of monsters screaming his name
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
A prostitution deal gone bad involved a stabbing, two dollars in quarters, edible panties and a 70-year-old man
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Oregon Three Percenters and Oath Keepers militias (one of the largest radical anti-government groups in the U.S.) are now going to provide "security" for Oregon Republicans
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek: Discovery' producers taking a lesson from 'Game of Thrones' by planning to kill off major characters, depict graphic sexual assault and children burning alive. Okay maybe not those last two, but definitely the first one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration shutters the White House Council on Women and Girls, reportedly after Trump found out that no matter how many times he pushed that red button on his desk they wouldn't deliver a single one to his office
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Can't remember what Game Of Thrones' 10,000 or so characters were up to when the last season finished? This aims to help
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More fun than getting your credit card bill after a Steam sale, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Cold Waters (Red Storm Rising spiritual successor)? Fallout? Rocket League? Friday the 13th? SMB 3? Tell us inside
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(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
After two episodes, it's become clear that the real monsters in 'The Mist' might be the series' writers
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Children must be stopped from reading Harry Potter as it makes them sympathetic to immigrants and LGBTQ people, warns pastor Jesse Lee Peterson
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Thu June 29, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Viewer obsessed with the show Friends counted exactly how many cups of coffee the characters consumed during the course of the show
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(Time)
 
 
 
If you stole a street sweeper and took it for a joy ride in Paterson, NJ, I would like to buy you a beer
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Producers edging out directors in blockbuster movies because Avengers 2's box office take matters more than how much it sucked
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Programmers develop AI to try to create inspirational posters. It generates creepy and horrifying ones instead
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
The FDA is moving to limit the amount of side effects listed in TV ads. Pharma marketers may have to call their doctors in four hours
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Trump admits Russia threw the election in his favor. Kysliac is withdrawn. Carter Page talks to the feds in private. Kushner lawyers up. And Paul Manafort finally registers as a Foreign Agent
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA concludes Russian bid committee that destroyed their computers immediately after winning did nothing corrupt. Seems legit
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Frankly, my dear, the word 'damn' enters movie history this day in 1939 at the cost of $5,000
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
In online dating, "No Trump Voters" has become the new version of "No Fat Chicks" as an immediate disqualifier
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: Wait, someone added the letters "ary" to the "Crooked Hill" street sign? WE GOT US A FRONT PAGE STORY, BOYS
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Sun June 25, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
You can see Foo Fighters' entire Glastonbury set right now
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Move over hipsters, a Minneapolis man did something silly with a bike 130 years before it was cool
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
You can't fight city hall, but you can ram the police headquarters if you're desperate enough
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discord realizes that he has never hosted a tea party for Fluttershy. How hard could it be? Find out on My Little Pony - Discordant Harmony, last Tuesday in Australia. Don't forget to turn your TV upside down to watch it
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cheer up, Hillary supporters: She's just as popular now as she was right after the election
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(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy goes missing. Police and news crews fan out with the local TV station news helicopter, only to find that he's a fan of The Drifters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White House warns reporters not to report on instructions about not reporting on Thursday's press conference
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump supporters, on his low approval ratings: "Leave Donald Trump alone"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich admits that Trump was lying about having taped conversations with James Comey to "rattle him," because nothing matters, and they don't care that you know that he lied
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Just 5 out of more than 1,000 commenters fully back Walker's drug-test Medicaid plan. One of them is the Lt. Governor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Aetna Corporation is looking to move its headquarters to a state with a smarter workforce, better healthcare options
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
Tata Group looking to buy an airline. Hooters Air spokesperson unavailable for comment
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
White Privilege Club Member Uses BMW Trying to Run Over Health Care Protesters Staging Die-In. Fark: On BMW Donorcycle
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
One thousand naked Aussie swimmers plunge into freezing waters on the shortest day of the year. Bonus: It's called Dark Mofo. (Slightly Not safe for work)
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters II baby commits suicide. Gets cast in next movie
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
As Supernatural approaches what seems like its 40th season, the CW orders a spinoff of The Wayward Sisters
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
It's 106 miles to Myrtle Beach we've got a full tank of gas, pot, cocaine, liquor, 50 liters of beer, $3,600, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why Trump voters still won't dump Trump? Because of the fact that they look like huge morons and they'd been told they were dummies for voting for a spoiled rich kid with no impulse control?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A friend of mine is doing his Masters thesis on gaming use and personality characteristics. We would like a few minutes of your time, whilst you're not pwning noobs
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Pun-masters duke it out in Brooklyn at the Punderdome, still can't get their lame submissions greenlit
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Tue June 20, 2017
(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
School board member wants to forbid other members from discussing any school related matters outside of official school board meetings. Why yes, it is because some members have said mean things about his crooked buddy the superintendent
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Americans no longer allowed on North Korean tours, will have to content themselves with less exciting trips to Cambodian minefields, Mexican drug cartel headquarters, or maybe quick jaunts running guns across the Khyber Pass
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A breakdown of the season three finale of Better Call Saul, which saw characters heading in new directions as well as a seeming end to a regular [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chris Hemsworth reveals the deepest secret of them all: can Marvel characters appear in DC movies?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump voters aren't the same as 'Conservatives,' they're not actually conservative but they'll say they're conservative because it sounds cool
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian responds to blackface controversy, which seems odd given that she and her sisters were the only KKK to let blacks in
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Jaws opens in theaters this day in 1975. With two notes, John Williams manages to get the entire world frightened of a tuba
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump-loving pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all of the Democrats at the congressional baseball game were busy praying to Satan and that's how they won. He believes in this stuff, guys
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A huge number of seemingly "grassroots" anti-Ossof Tweets aimed at GA-6 voters have been traced to a cluster of Twitter accounts owned by a very vocal Trump-supporting businessman. Oddly, so were many anti-Handel Tweets in the primary
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Confused Trump supporters threatening to kill random Shakespeare productions
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Sun June 18, 2017
(thegoodstuff.com)
 
 
 
Did your family forget to make plans for Father's Day dinner? Or, worse yet, expect you to slave over a hot grill tonight? Here's a list of 100 places where dads can eat free, including a free plate of wings from Hooters
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cars 3's $51.8 million puts it in overdrive to dethrone Wonder Woman's $40 million from the #1 spot. Inexplicably, the Tupac biopic All Eyez on Me was #3 with $31 million, The Mummy entombed at #4 with $13 million, 47 Meters Down capsized at #5
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(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
Vintage typewriters make a comeback as more people decide to go old school
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Nardole and Bill visit Scotland in 2 AD to face a monster and deliver some witty one liners in "The Eaters of Light", 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Consumer demand for all natural products is again causing a worldwide shortage of vanilla, according to industry bean counters
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Alt-right protesters storm stage of "Julius Caesar Looks a Lot Like Donald Trump"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Hey Mitch, we better back off. Trumpcare is opposed by the voters in *every* state." "Voters? Where we're going, we won't need voters"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jesse Lee Peterson says Pride Month "proves we are not all children of God." Christ, what an asshole
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Thu June 15, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two arrested for attacking protesters at the Turkish Embassy in Washington, DC. I guess it IS somebody's business and not just the Turks'
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Anti-shark fin soup protesters target famous Hong Kong restaurant. Local lawyers join the demonstrations as a matter of professional courtesy
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
A list of conventional NBA wisdom shattered by the Warriors: "Don't shoot 3-pointers off the dribble. Don't throw 60-foot alley-oops. Don't play JaVale McGee"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Theresa May was only 786 votes from winning a majority in Parliament. Meanwhile, over fourteen million British voters didn't bother getting to the polls because it's not like a handful of votes ever changes anything
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick addresses booing fans: 'I'm a person too. I have feelings', which contains 25 letters, which coincides with the position she usually finishes every race
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Tue June 13, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters categorically denies he was throwing shiat at Thom Yorke and Radiohead when he threw shiat at Thom Yorke and Radiohead over upcoming concert in Tel Aviv, states he was only trying to start a conversation about occupied Palestine
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren: Trump supporters are the "silent majority" Does she know what those words mean?
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
You didn't hear this from me and I'm not saying it was Israel who hacked the ISIS computers, but it was Israel. Thank you Comrade Trump
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Got 40 hrs to spend doing community service? Then you, too, can assault reporters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Delta and BoA pull their support for NY public theater group after their staging of Julius Caesar depicts Trump as Caesar. Reporters: Why didn't you pull your support when they did the same thing but with Obama? Delta, BoA: *crickets*
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump/Kushner business partner is seeking a $2 billion government contract to build the new FBI headquarters. Don't worry, I'm sure the bidding will be on the up and up, and there will be no conflicts of interest
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For you reporters: here is a template for writing your stories on the Trump White House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders calls on supporters to step up resistance to the DNC
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"When I host a talk on bitters or amaro I like to end it with an Underberg toast, and it's always pure joy to watch the faces of a room full of people simultaneously experiencing it together"
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Alaskan man misses crucial episode of MythBusters
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Apparently Sharia Law is about to be rule of law in San Bernardino, and so an anti-Sharia Law protest is set to take place at the site of the 2015 terrorist attack. Counter protesters are set to show up, and, well, this sounds like it will end well
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's election count is too close to call - and some voters are blaming John Cleese
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For some reason, Trump supporters have resorted to creating an imaginary version of Trump that does no wrong, and knows what he is doing as President
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Thu June 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bulldog fond of watching horror movies tries to warn the on-screen characters of danger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you need to get to your local Hooters fast, by all means, call 911 for help
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Wed June 07, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Hamsters surrendered at Humane Society. Where they got the little white flags from, no one knows
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seedless avocado blows up Instagram, pits millennials against foodies against hipsters against skeptics and it's just terrible
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Teasing cats with laser pointers. New Hotness: Teasing Jumping Spiders with lasers. And they have telescopes for eyes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I dub thee "Waterslide Jesus"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats zero in on voters who spurned them. Plan to stand outside their windows with a boom box playing "In your eyes"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How far into the intersection should you pull when waiting to make a left-hand turn against oncoming traffic? Here's the answer. Oh, and while you're at it, use your turn signal, too, pal
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
32 mobsters indicted for trafficking 10,000 pounds of stolen chocolate
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Work is boring, watch this video of 150 times movie characters drop the name of the movie you're watching
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
$234,763 embezzled from car wash. Police were alerted by a realtor after the suspect tried to buy a house with 939,052 quarters
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Tekken 7 goes global, with more fighting styles better graphics and new female characters who WILL kick your butt
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
If you were wondering who the "BTR" is that filled up the QB throwing game high score list at the Pittsburgh Dave and Busters, now you know
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(Vox)
 
 
 
With Trump still trying to repeal Obamacare for his Russian masters, the latest state to work on making it better is [spins wheel] Nevada
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
If you treat the entire Trump presidency as a sitcom, it suddenly all makes sense. Unfortunately, the writers are all out of material, and there's no cancelation on the horizon, despite abysmal ratings
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle passes tax on soda and sugary drinks. While supporters see public health benefits, businesses see the complete and total devastation of all life on planet earth. Or something close to that, anyway
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
So what does Dan Aykroyd think about the Ghostbusters remake? "The girls are great in it.... I was really happy with the movie....[But] The director, he spent too much on it....So he will not be back on the Sony lot any time soon"
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Mon June 05, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer carrying live lobsters overturns on Nova Scotia highway. Drivers with trailers of boiling water or melted butter wanted in the area
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bureaucrats indispensable in helping NYTimes reporters run offices in distant lands. Sorry - make that bureau CATS
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Apparently, having on guest commenters who suggest mass internment of Muslims is a step too far, even for Fox
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Boy rescued from claw machine after firefighters spend 30 minutes and $20 trying to win him back
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Is it dangerous for humans to depend on computers?" Asks digital columnist whose trolling skills are clearly on auto-pilot
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Sun June 04, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Evangelical Trump voters are facing a new threat from so-called "hidden atheists"
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Sat June 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So now we're going to start locking up peaceful protesters for 80 odd years. 'murika - LAND of the free and HOME....OF THE......BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The new Foo Fighters video includes a nursing home mosh pit, a Thriller tribute, boobs, and oh yeah... some damn good riffs (Some Not safe for work content)
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to all those new subscribers, the New York Times will be shiatcanning 100 reporters and throwing its public editor under the bus, but at least their executives will still have summer homes in the Hamptons
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Tech support, what's your issue?" "Hi, yeah. We're having a problem with our computers and had to cancel the flights of 75,000 passengers" Tech Support: "Did you make sure it's plugged in?"
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like otters, so here's some otters eating otter pops on World Otter Day
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ever seen a crab with two oysters growing on it? Now you have. Now where's the butter?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently, Slate writers need a professional lifeguard to tell them that the lifeguarding shown in the new Baywatch movie isn't really an accurate portrayal of how lifeguarding works
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pair of Texas bounty hunters and the fugitive they were chasing demonstrate what happens when everybody involved is a Second Amendment supporter
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Wed May 31, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters takes a poke at Bob Dylan: "I haven't got time to do an album of Frank Sinatra covers." Bob Dylan responds, asks Waters to write yet more songs about his dad dying
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Guy who ran as a governor based on his experience on a SEAL team just screwed over the Teamsters
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Guy creates fake news site for Trump supporters to test their gullibility. Let's just say his efforts did not go unrewarded
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Close encounters of the F-117 kind
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If an MLS expansion team has six supporters groups (the Cuervos, District 9 Ultras, Lucky Boys, Relentless, Expo Originals, Black Army 1850) waging graffiti war with their blood rival across town, and it hasn't played a game, it might be inauthentic
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"It no longer matters whether one thinks Hannity is a decent person or a bad person; an earnest broadcaster or a liar; or a figure who helps or harms the Republican base. Insofar as he spreads misinformation, he risks doing harm to the United States"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Marijuana store and craft brewery to open in same building, henceforth to be known as Fark's West Coast Headquarters
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
While you sit in a cubicle illuminated by oddly-crackling fluorescent lights, there's a man out there right now who makes a living by diving into the frigid waters of the Bering Sea searching for ancient ivory on the seabed floor forgotten by time
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Here's a nice, dusty story to cap off this holiday weekend: No one shows up for 8-year-old boy's birthday party, so mom asks local cops if one can come say happy birthday. The entire police force plus firefighters converge to make his day
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
It all makes so much sense now. CNN headquarters is where H.R. Puffenstuff once ushered kids to rides and attractions
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A few 'Muricans are upset that Roger Waters didn't tone down the politics for his concert in Kansas City, despite his known history of controversial music and commentary. Facepalm tag off listening to The Final Cut, so 'Murica tag steps in
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The reporters at the Bozeman Chronicle are having a little fun with the police blotter today
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's fine if you want to sleep in the nude. Just don't sleep in the nude in the middle of the interstate
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A guy that would mock and then sucker punch a young man with cerebral palsy is not a model citizen in other matters
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Why is Net Neutrality important? If it dies, Comcast can just block a protest site that points to its trying to game the comment system at the FCC, instead of sending them cease and desist letters
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And now the Governor of Texas jokes about shooting reporters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Howard Kurtz is shocked - shocked - that Fox News isn't immune from cries of "Fake News" from Trump supporters when they report the facts
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Thu May 25, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
State lawmaker uses Snapchat video to vent about protesters: "The voice filter and bunny ears are a little distracting, but it is clear Teague is venting about something"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember bow hunters, when you encounter a bear that's human hunting ...be very, very quiet
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(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas House ignores piddly matters like funding schools and balancing the state budget to pass obscenely important bill mandating use of 12-point Times New Roman font on letter to be given to all women seeking abortions
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) tears up when reporters get him to read CBO analysis of AHCA indicating it would undermine preexisting conditions protections. Apparently reading is painful
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump casts a wider net in search for replacement FBI director, no doubt expanding his search to include freeway underpasses, homeless shelters and possibly the SPCA and Humane Society
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Think you know all about these hairy little critters called raccoons? Think again
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you wanted to, I dunno, write your Congresscritters or something. Here are 66 programs that Trump's budget plan would eliminate. Who needs OSHA training anyway?
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue ducklings that were swept down a storm drain. And by 'ducklings', I mean big, burly construction workers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC to outraged Trump supporters who demanded that they punish Stephen Colbert for saying mean things about His Orangeness: "Fark your feelings"
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
NewsFlash
 
ISIS-linked fighters have taken over a city in the Philippines. President Duterte declares martial law
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon accused of disrupting fruit economy by giving away 1.7 million free bananas near its Seattle headquarters. "The tech giant's largesse is changing the banana landscape for some nearby businesses"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox News staffers and reporters upset that their network is pushing a conspiracy theory. Really, guys? Just ONE of the bullshiat crap your employer pushes is what offends you?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
International female reporters segregated and prevented from going near male heads of state during press event in repressive Middle East theocracy. Difficulty: Israel
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Universal's world of classic monsters now called 'Dark Universe' with full slate of films
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross marvels at lack of protesters in Saudi Arabia during Trump visit, forgets what the country DOES to said protesters
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration "forgets" to invite the American reporters again
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just Trump supporters compiling a giant list of people, address, phone numbers, et al against their dear leader
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netanyahu orders Israeli ministers who were boycotting the Trump reception to attend or face the consequences
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hipsters are now drinking lattes out of avocado shells. "It's literally coffee in a piece of rubbish"
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
There's passed-out drunk, and then there's passed-out on a car's trunk and taking a ride 14 miles down the interstate drunk
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: paedophiles arrested. Fark: 1500 paedophiles arrested in single Australian state. UltraFark: all were underage sexters. Ah, Queensland, Australia's Florida
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Sat May 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
City decides that the best way to reduce traffic accidents from a busy intersection is to ban cars
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Dark Tower' gets 2 new movie posters that kinda suck
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Much to the relief of posters in the Politics tab, the government no longer requires you to register your drone
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
'House of Cards' star Robin Wright says Trump is putting the show's writers to shame with all of the crazy surrounding his administration
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Watership Down meets Second Life
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Guy shows support for girlfriend by wearing her grad picture on his shirt. Thus proving that Mashable writers weren't alive in the 90's
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Six brothers and sisters of Prince are splitting up the Prince estate. Expect exploitation galore on Prince's music which Prince would be super-thrilled with since he was such an easy-going guy when it came to his music
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why are Trump supporters okay with him committing treason? 'Cuz stigginit to libtards over country, that's why
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Duggar sisters sue InTouch for outing their touching experiences
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor signs contract to fight Floyd Maywesther leaving promoters scrambling to find venue large enough for their egos
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Boeing needs new names for its updated fighters. Surely we can come up with a few
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian currency under attack by clever counterfeiters armed with scissors, scotch tape and glitter. Police suspect local kindergarten class
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Wed May 17, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Experts say the Turkish president's guards may have really farked up by stomping on protesters in Washington, D.C
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump asked Comey to imprison reporters rather than investigate Flynn. Imagine how proud all the Trump voters must be over their decision last November
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Witcher' will battle monsters as a new series on Netflix
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple's new $5 billion headquarters has a 100,000-square-foot fitness area with a 2-story yoga room, 9000 drought-resistant trees, and a medical and dental clinic. No daycare, however
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Erdogan's goons beat up protesters; Fark: on Embassy Row in DC
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Tue May 16, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bad trailers that show all characters and plot points encourage bad moviemaking, as directors and studios assess trailer reaction, re-edit movie to match the trailer, give the audience exactly the lack of surprise they want
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Many Trump voters are revolting. They are also not happy with Trump
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
New PPP poll: For the first time, more Americans want Trump impeached than not, 49% wish Hillary was president, 55% wish Obama was still President and 41% of Trump voters believe he could have stopped the Civil War
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 31, Man U legend Wayne Rooney is shadow of his old self: barely getting meaningful game action, gambling away his wealth alone at Manchester casinos, looking spent compared to fellow oldsters Zlatan, Ronaldo and Messi
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Despite the fact a quote from H.R. McMasternstuff was in their article, Laura Ingraham goes on TV and claims the Washington Post reporters never tried to solicit a comment from him for their intel leak story
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel leak his resignation to the press? Will McMasters Amurica everything? Will the smokebomb happen in the first 5 minutes? Seriously, i never asked for this, April. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McMasters goes in for seconds on the "Trade your dignity for Trump" buffet. Live at 11:30 AM ET
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
John Oliver defends his net neutrality comments and Go FCC Yourself campaign, continuing to be the sole voice of reason in an otherwise confused TV anchors. Bonus: He goes off on some newscasters for confusing him with Stephen Colbert
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day on the campaign trail when Trump was able to convince voters that they should be all up in arms over a candidate who might have revealed America's secrets to the wrong people? Good times, good times
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News: Reporters who don't help Trump with the cover up are un-American traitors and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Medieval moms: monarch-marrying monsters, machination makers, mysterious misbegotten murderers, moron mock-mourners, Duke fans
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Wana Ransomware guys have infected millions of computers but their genius plan has only netted them the value of a used Subaru and a couple week's beer money
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(Vox)
 
 
 
President Trump outright stated on national TV he fired James Comey to stop the Russia investigation. Two-thirds of Republican voters refuse to believe him
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The Retroist)
 
 
 
Subby gathers change for a rainy day. All my 80's quarters are worn hard while most other years are good. Subby suspects the 80's video arcade era for the well-worn coinage. CSB Arcade Edition to the left. Your thoughts to the right
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Bill, and Nardole put on their space suits and run around a space station battling monsters and helping Oprah co-found a cable network for women in Doctor Who: Oxygen, 9 pm ET on BBC America (earlier where chips are "crisps")
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After spending lots of money and getting rid of all the dogs and sheep, the Battersea luxury apartments are now open. We wish you were here, that's really what we think
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
LSD may be a great brain-enhancing supplement that could help humanoids beat computers in games with a creative element played inside a crystal palace with flocks of ostriches hovering above the seven jesters jestering in lakes of vibrant gold eels
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
UFO hunters claim 'Alien tank' was left behind on the moon by extraterrestrial army. Uh huh...alrighty then
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photographer documents 28 active and abandoned drive-in theaters before they get bulldozed in the name of progress
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News, yes really Fox News, states that if Trump wants to quit, he should just say so noting that "Both his supporters and his growing list of opponents would... work together to give him what he wants, so he will go away"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
'Niagara Falls' and 'feces' - two strings of letters that should never appear in the same sentence
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Thu May 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Protesters: Stop torture of gays in Chechnya. Russia: There are no gays in Chechnya. Also, you're all under arrest
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump cancels visit to the FBI headquarters after FBI warns him he will not be greeted warmly. Dude, you poked the wrong hornet's nest
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Norfolk bracing for a wet Weezer tonight. Their sweaters will be destroyed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are outraged that Trump is being held to standards of reasonable and ordinary behavior
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(Time)
 
 
 
President Trump spends 100 minutes chatting with TIME reporters over a four-course meal, some of it even on the record. Let's see how it goes
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Hi-res movie posters with all the text removed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study finds that unlike our politicians, voters easily reach bipartisan consensus on the federal budget. What's that about getting the politicians we deserve again?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama TV station reminding residents where local fallout shelters are, just in case
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How confident are the Russians that they have a friend in the Oval Office? Confident enough to openly mock reporters for questioning the firing of Comey
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
The glory of GovCo contracting: Burn an interstate bridge, set a completion date with LOTS of fluff, complete the work waaay ahead of stated date, collect heeewge bonus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spicer literally hides behind some bushes to avoid reporters
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Crowd chants 'shame' as Paul Ryan enters Harlem charter school, obviously forgetting he doesn't have any
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Friendly deer follow turkey hunters around, lick shotgun barrel
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hipsters down under are being targeted by national budget proposal, with stiff taxes on avo and rollies, but increased funding for Bitcoin, the arts, and community radio. Thankfully vinyl remains revenue-neutral
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(RedState)
 
 
 
West VA Sen. Manchin (D-oublespeak) gets caught posing with Pro-life and Pro-Choice signs. His office responds by saying that he poses with voters "that any signs he holds bear no relation to his policy positions"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cockfosters
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
At that price buy yourself 3 whole lobsters, cook 'em yourself and get at least TWO lobster rolls outta them
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
House Speaker Paul Ryan will stop by a Harlem charter school today. Let's see how many boos he gets from traditional city public school protesters outside
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Now you are gonna want to sit down for this: a TX lawmaker admitted his bill to reclassify TX prisons as "day care centers" so they could be used to house ICE detainees, was written by a lobbyist for one of the largest private prison corps in the US
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(Politico)
 
 
 
From the office of Dear God Why, I bring you a James Patterson / Bill Clinton collaboration
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
After conversation with Tiger Woods at Masters Champions Dinner in Augusta, Jack Nicklaus has changed his mind, believes Tiger won't make it back to challenge Jack's record for victories in majors. "We talked about how much he hurt"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Let's watch Neil deGrasse Tyson ruin some summer blockbusters with SCIENCE
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Artist recreates those iconic posters of our National Parks to reflect how they'll probably look in 30 years
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau wears mismatched droid socks to meet with Irish PM on "Star Wars Day" and the internet loses its freakin' mind. So then, British=Empire, Theresa May=Darth Vader? Alienated Trek voters vent to the right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hope you love all the winning that's coming, coal exporters
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy gets sandbagged by the world of independent contacting. Can she manage to get the animal sanctuary built on her own? Will she make the animals pay for it? Find out on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you're a utility worker in Phoenix, you expect to encounter scorpions, rattlesnakes, and javelinas. Not baby otters
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Fri May 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NY Times still labors under the assumption that voters pay attention to policy and not stigginit to the libs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you've been avoiding oysters during the summer months, you've been depriving yourself of these delicious snotsicles for no good reason. Here comes the science
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news for those that care about climate change, the world's biggest polluters, the fossil fuel demigods are headed to Germany for UN climate talks that will accomplish nothing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GOP House candidate to voters: I can't say how I'd vote on TrumpCare, since I haven't seen the bill. The same candidate to GOP lobbyists: TrumpCare is great
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know that scene in the Dark Knight where Batman turns all the phones into a sonar grid? Now imagine that, except in real life and with wifi routers
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Indian police claim rats drank 900,000 liters of confiscated alcohol
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Atlanta gangsters guilty of shooting mime, not using a silencer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Do you want radioactive flower monsters? Cause this is how you get radioactive flower monsters
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(Some Detainee)
 
 
 
Tennessee shuts down Scientology psychiatric centers after determining they were keeping people against their will. Scientology trifecta now in play
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Mirrors 8.4 meters wide with just 25 nanometers of deviation from a perfect parabola
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Once great telecom company enters into strategic agreement with once great database company, as reported by once great web portal company
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hipsters are ruining food prices with their incessant demand for unicorn and avocado toast, trendy coffee drinks, cauliflower, and vanilla. And we don't even need to talk about bacon
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man enters home, discharges fire extinquisher, prays with resident. Wait, what?
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
RHCP's Chad Smith and Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl collaborating with C: Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap?
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Group of bounty hunters who surrounded a car in a Walmart parking lot and shot up the vehicle, killing the innocent man, have been charged with murder. IG-88, Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-Lom, and Dengar insist they were set up by Boba Fett and claim innocence
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Le Pen admits plagiarizing adversary's speech, but says it's okay because it's been said hundreds of times, then regales reporters with her tales of being born a poor black woman on the south side of Chicago
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
DOD official invites Japan to upgrade their counterstrike capabilities, just in case enemy bases need to be counterstruck for self-defense
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
City voters OK letting Tampa Bay Rowdies convert historic stadium to Major League Soccer venue
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Adorable Canadian prime minister introduces drunk-driving legislation that gazes soulfully into your eyes as it charmingly deprives you of your due-process rights, but Trudeau's just so gosh-darn cute and that's what really matters
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. Army: We're junking our scout helicopters instead of upgrading them. *5 minutes later* U.S. Army: We need a scout helicopter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dad pranks his two teen daughters by sending them into the auto parts store for 'Blinker Fluid ' and a 'Bucket of Steam'. However the real joke is the dad wearing a Detroit Lions cap
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
What happens when 12% of Twilio's gross revenues come from Uber? And what happens when Uber decides they can do customer support cheaper in-house? For starters, demand for their stock gets about 30% cooler after hours
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan lottery relies on a wooden tripod hooked to some antique clocks via a metal cleaver and a barrel of rocks. Rube Goldberg and the Mythbusters approve
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Pols to Amtrak: Fix NYC's Penn Station ASAP. Amtrak: Ok, we've devised a plan where we can take six weeks to do major work over the summer while commuters are on vacation. Pols: AUGH. The disruptions
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cartoon characters
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Twin sisters give birth on the same day nine months after their probable orgy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time for Trump supporters to explain why they don't care about the Trump family's business ties. Difficulty: The family's business ties to George Soros
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Half Life 3 confirmed to have no writers
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