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24 headlines found matching 'Ted Cruz'
Fri June 23, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Make that five GOP senators publicly opposed to TurtleCare. Trump still thinks that Pence's vote will break the tie
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) surprises everyone by actually taking a stand against the Senate's version of the health care bill. But don't start looking for pigs on the wing just yet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Thune (R) lays out a plausible path forward for US healthcare: "if we don't get this done and we end up with Democratic majorities in '18, we'll have single payer"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Today is President Trump's Birthday. What's a good gift for him?
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Thu June 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not even Conservative Christians can stand to listen to Ted Cruz's stupid voice
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Cracked)
 
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Remember when Cracked used to be about dick jokes? Now they are writing articles about terrorism that are arguably better than 90% of what the MSM writes about terrorism
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How and when House of Cards decided to troll Trump [Warning: Spoilers]
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Senator Al Franken trolls toxic co-worker Ted Cruz hard, calls him "the guy who microwaves fish" in the office
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After learning that a stocking full of dog crap wasn't an option, nobody wanted to be Ted Cruz's Secret Santa
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Split between Democrats and Republicans, the Federal Election Commission rarely agrees on anything, but they have unanimously decided that Ted Cruz is a jerk...oh, and he broke election laws by failing to disclose loans he took from Goldman-Sachs
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Franken: "You have to understand that I like Ted Cruz probably more than my colleagues like Ted Cruz . . . and I hate Ted Cruz"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz once asked Stephen Colbert to 'humanize' him. Apparently he was sick of being mistaken for a blobfish
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz wants the US to use the $14 billion seized from El Chapo to pay for Trump's wall. That's... that might actually work
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Poll show that Ted Cruz is being beaten in the TX senate race...by Castro
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "the radical left might shut down the government with a whiny temper tantrum and that's a bad thing"
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The internet has a theory on who the Zodiac killer is. Surprisingly, this one doesn't involve Ted Cruz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has based his life around an Aldo Nova song
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Here is Trump's TIME interview with all the unverified statements blocked out. Spoiler alert: ████████████
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
GOP Senators ask Judge Gorsuch the probing questions: "What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?" and "Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?" Hey, I thought there wasn't going to be a litmus test
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow rickrolled her liberal flock, and they love her for it and can't wait for the next benevolent serving of anti-Trump scraps
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Wisconsin election officials announce that they found evidence of election fraud. Fark: During Democratic Primary. Ultra fark: Blame Bernie Sanders for tweeting that 17 yr olds could vote, and these managed to do so despite law. Bernie won
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
John Oliver really, really hates Trumpcare and everything the GOP is trying to do with the ACA, so he is again trying to reach Trump by purchasing airtime on Fox & Friends and airing another commercial targeting the DC audience
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ted and Heidi Cruz to dine with Trump tonight, and Ted's moonlighting as the Zodiac Killer won't even crack the top ten most awkward factors
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
David Letterman: "I'd like one more shot at interviewing Donald Trump"
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